Halo: Reach is a Fustercluck
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ธ.ค. 2019
- Man it's so sad that Microsoft, the trillion dollar company can't release a ten year old game in a working state.
Honestly I do really like Reach, but boy all the bugs, input lag and bad controls really put a damper on my fun. Still, we got some good moments, so enjoy.
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"I can't shoot the birds! It's too laggy!"
- Last radio message of an Australian battalion before being overrun, 1932.
The emus is using lag switch
Oh shit can we counter the emus power?
*colorized
the aussies are trying to use nbn
@@ApacheAttack-Helicopter As an Australian myself I second this
[Aussie sees an emu and immediately starts firing]
...All these years later and the Australian/Emu relations are still this tenuous.
Not just aussies, all subjects of the Grand Emu Empire are still nervous about the Emus even to this day
The Emu’s know what they did.
It’s a Moa lol.
@@sentinel-wraith9060 it's a space emu
We now eat those fucking birds as vengeance for the great Emu war
To be fair, showing up to just shoot a spartan is literally more effective then grassing a whole city in terms of war advantages.
Glassing
@@hhaking9656 the city will be ground into mulch
@@meeperdudeify cherry blossoms will rain from the sky
It wasn't random either. They were a team of Zealots that were hunting Noble, first seen at the relay station in mission 1. They were also the final boss at the mac cannon.
@Kraptonite It explains why everyone is so high.
“They executed Noble 6 team”
This is cursed
Bravo 6 going dark
Indeed
Aldridge
He protecc
He attack
But most of all he got noble 6's bacc
In fluff it's said Six survived the fall because he had a jet-pack, imagine there's only one and Aldridge was like, "This is for you Spartan, they'll need you now more than ever. I'm staying here with my Fuel Rod Gun, I'm ready to die."
Aldridge is still alive. A mere slip space bomb can’t defeat Aldridge.
I still think it’s funny that you can have marines stand next to George as he’s giving a whole speech that he needs to stay behind so that someone can detonate the bomb.
And he got fuel rod.
"It's an occupational hazard" It seems that working with Rimmy in any game where violence is an option is a occupational hazard
I'd say that even if the game didn't have violence as an option
4:01 theres only one mongoose so either those guys are Leroy Jenkins it or they really pissed off the guy who planned the battle
Somberdoc They didn't get him coffee in time
Gotta be Chips
@@alecxander1681 It's totally Chips, you know he rode in there and was responsible for hundreds of covenant casualties with his fellow mongoose driver Dips Chubbo.
That's Ben being mad at Lewis for giving him a bike, two hand grenades and a cattle prod to fight the alien menace with.
Man on mongoose moments before death: I am speed
*Points to literally every frame of this video*
People who have played since 2010:
"First time?"
SirMan McDude That was the last time I definitely played
Me, a guy who wasn't rich as fuck to buy every fucking console that was shat out by console developers: "What do you think!?"
JayHog1992
Maybe not but every console and stick to one?
6:43 - I'm the same way in-games. I love AI teammates that follow you around like that. Best part is the Marines that are in Halo have infinite ammo. Run out of ammo for your rocket launcher? Hand it to them. Find a Fuel Rod Gun with too little ammo? Hand it to them. Eventually it gets to the point where if you keep them alive you can have an entire squad of Marines running around with you utterly nuking anything the second it appears.
@@shadosnake that's why I give them the non-explosives like snipers, it's only a matter of time before they go behind cover and shoot the wall they're on with whatever they're holding
Halo 2 marines with Beam Rifles carried me through Gravemind on legendary.
In halo 3 i would always arm the elites with bruteshots so i had about 6 elites behind me all carrying grenade launchers
What I like to do is load a razorback full of marines with the Tracker variant of the rockets, and now I have 5 crazy bastards with infinite ammo rockets that shoot at EVERYTHING. I call it “The Siege Hog”
We got warthogs, rocket hogs, gauss hogs, and now a fuckin siege hog. Seriously, try it, it’s fun and so damn funny
In the lore, that phantom and its sniper DID just show up to kill her/the other nobles.
When they made contact with Holland, the comms channel wasn't secure and the Covenant could figure out their location. Carter wanting to patch through to Noble Actual alerted the Covenant of some high-priority targets like Noble Team. The reason she took one shot to the head from a needle rifle was because of the glassing radiation frying everyone's shields temporarily. This is all explained in the cutscenes but people usually don't listen much during Co-Op
I remember them mentioning Holland was contacting on an unsecured channel but don’t recall any mention of their shields shorting out. There was no visual cue of the crackling shields that appears during gameplay either.
@@zacharyz161 Their shields literally flicker, it was in 2010 and people are still blind to THAT?
@@scorpixel1866 I didn't actually know that, but like legendary is the canon difficulty for me so like ..it made sense, plus I imagine they were a bit damaged from the nonstop fighting
@@Zhohan- literally none of that was explained in the game.
And still makes verry little sense.
Rimmy : YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME
Grunt: I don't even know who you are
I was so hoping someone would say that
"It's just Tuesday"
It's like when you pull the helmet off of a Lego man, and his face is just another helmet 10:40
I am sneak
@@legoman9628 Lmao
It's like those old Space Police sets where his eyes are his visor lmao
Fun fact, unlike Chief's cutscene, there is no other helmer under his original one, just empty space. This so that the camera wouldn't pick up the hidden helmet underneat, so they just literally removed his head.
There's a video on TH-cam about it, if I recall.
Records say that the covenant had disturbed a nest of Emus, all covenant were later found dead
2nd Great Emu War.
Combatants: UNSC, Covenant, Emus.
Outcome: Emu victory.
@@petesperandio2572 3rd Great Emu War
Combatants: Flood, Emus
Outcome: Emu-Flood Empire
0:57 they win though the power of lag
The Emus in this future emit such utter power that they lag the reality arround them.
Omega That’s why they glassed the planet, they needed to destroy the seed before it spread
Aldridge, truly, if he were any better, he'd be a Spartan.
Of _course_ an Australian would be the first to shoot space emus.
Why did I read that as space anus
0:57 Rimmy's scream of "EMUS" is easily one of the funniest things I've ever heard. HAHAHA
flashback to the great and glorious emu war
The failure of that war shall be the great shame for countless generations of Ausies....
I like how you went to the trouble of forming a perfect sentence, grammatically and all, just real nice and calm, ended it with a full stop; and _then_ proceeded to "the part where we laugh loudly". You know, just like all of us human beings do. HAHAHA
"I don't wanna know how cancerous this would've been on Legendary".
I'm having flashbacks to my solo legendary run of the game now.
Thanks.
LordOdinn that Mac cannon part was horrendous on legendary
Long night of solace was a definite difficulty spike, and the last section before the mac cannon is also pretty rough
I did LASO. =)
Mental suffering
Remember appropriating my self that big hammer and fucking raping those brutes, just before the mac gun. Was kinda easy after getting that hammer.
Long night of solace almost broke me. Especially the second bit when you have to destroy the corvettes engines and there’s no cover. I swear Mac cannon is impossible. Took so many attempts and then realised you can just hide until the big ship shows up and one shot it.
1:02 He can't shoot the birds because the lag jammed his gun. Emus and the machine gun jams. I have heard of this before...
The Falcon's having an altitude lock isn't specifically a part of the PC version, that's just something you can do in Reach
That bit in the first mission where the marine gets dragged off by the Elite and he grabs the door screaming is both funny and horrifying at the same time
Today on Halo Reach: Rimmy leads Noble Team 6 and beats up civilians and then gets gunned down by their allies. More at 11.
Inductive Grunt9 They can't hear your screams in space
2:36
me: okay they're just diving a warthog
me: *listens closer*
me: WAIT A MINUTE, ITS THE SONG
I like the fact that Rimmy is classified as an occupational hazard by his friends.
9:36
Funny story, those Zelot Élites we see at the begining of the game in winter contingency, are the same that kill Kat in that cutscene. They actually are responsable for most of the Noble deaths, why?
Because throughout the camping we actually kill them as well. They're literaly avenging their kills.
So it wasn't that they just showed up to kill t, they we're there to get Revenge
Fun fact :)
yeah, camping
imagin zealots camping on reach, just chilling in their tents and roasting emus on a cozy campfire
Jair Liévanos Mora Zealot Teams are sent out to either deal with Forerunner artifacts or act as an elite special force unit. I guess it could be revenge, however they were assigned to hunt down and eliminate all the Spartans.
2:33 that song is all i hear when driving a warthog in any halo game and if i ever get a drivers licence i will be playing it in the car on full volume :D
11:08 you legit can’t miss a single shot in legendary and have to kill them in a sequence
I think sometimes you can jump out of the turret to let your sheilds regen and get back in. That helped me a bit.
Or you can get out of it and wait for the carrier to get in position, then jump back in and blast it.
"It's the textures bellow the helmets"
"But it's also a helmet"
me: Yes, behind this helmet is another helmet.
3:38 I understand Rimmy's sentiment completely here regarding guarding AI teammates.
“I can’t shoot the birds, it’s too laggy!” So that’s how the Australians lost the emu war
2:33 "my car is like a puma, it lands on all fours" - Red vs Blue first episode theme.
5:55 the UNSC ships are canonically built around the MAC cannons they house.
"EMUS!" #Opens fire#
How to recognize an Australian xd
Shouting that and pointing in some random direction is also a good way to distract a gang of drunk Ausies who are chasing you...
I honestly did this too. My first encounter was "COVENANT EMU!"
5:51
Well, yeah... that's kind of the point of what a weapons platform is, especially an anti-capital ship one based on magnetic acceleration in space where--well, space--is at a premium and it makes more sense to have one really big gun around which your weapon's platform is built around to maximize effectiveness. Newsflash: modern surface ship assets are just floating metal buildings built around missile silos that lob missiles at their targets.
I need fanart of the Aldridge on Bridge going "I'm ready" scene in my life
Just two words:
Remember Reach!
ahh reach... that early part reminds of the fact that if you kill too many civilians (using a long range respawn so you don't all die), the civvies start chucking grenades at you.
* kicks host *
Rimmy: I am the senate
what the soldiers firing at the emus said in the great emu war 0:59
0:57 this is how the emus won, they made Australia lag.
New head canon for Aldridge the Fuel Rod pilot
10:08 Space Marines artworks in a nutshell.
"Oh it's mouse control to drive."
Yes, Halo has always made the vehicle controls almost no different from game's the standard movement controls.
Aldridge: I'm ready! What about you?!
Emile: You damn line stealing marine
In glad to have found someone else that cares for the faceless support npc's I always liked to keep as many as possible and give them any weapon that explodes because the marines get unlimited ammo.
Also that bed vs blue reference.
The elites used the trooper as a meatshield/hostage while their shields were recharging.
Ngl even on the 360, like 10 years ago, if whoever hosting didn't have perfect connection then input lag was a thing. LASO was impossible
2:34
The proper way for the Red Team to engage the enemy. Sarge approves.
9:33 the covenant were actually going for noble 6 not kat (just fyi)
Rest in Peace Aldridge, who needed a capital ship sized area to contain his fucking bravo, who bravely stood up against the enemy horde and fought back, who stood among the best and won glory to his own, who kept fighting when the cream of the unsc fell around him, and the strongest of the covenant came knocking at his door, who's sacrifice we shall honor to our dying breath. Go Aldridge, to the eternal battle, to fight among your fallen comrades to claim eternal victory. Rest well our friend, our hero.
Australians: lose a war against oversized pigeons
Also Australians: “I was lagging”
11:10 - Oh, how cancerous the last stretch of that mission is on Legendary? Well let me tell you. First, there is the hangar that you have to clear of enemies, until you get to the last Elite, who is armed with the goddamn bouncing plasma bazooka AND a sword, making fighting him a pain in the arse. Then, and this is the part you start praying, that you have enough health AND get lucky with dropping those dropships fast enough so that you get to end. And if you die? Back to clearing the goddamn warehouse and that Elite fucker before you get another shot at the turret section. Oh joy. And on top of that, imagine doing ALL OF THAT with a 360 controller. That was my first playthrough of this game, because apparently I'm a goddamn masochist when it comes to this game...
on heroic or harder you have to prioritise targets on the mass driver, banshees first, then phantoms that are overhead second, then all other phantoms do not waste a shot or you are dead.
Yeah, fuck that level.
You could just wait it all out by not getting into the gun until the supercarrier gets close enough.
You can actually take more hits if you angle the gun to get hit by the Phantom projectiles.
You should prioritize targets on the left side of the screen, since the gun's cockpit is more exposed to them.
I mean normally I’d agree with you about clearing the warehouse......but there WERE FOUR OF THEM me and my brother steamrolled the campaign on heroic they should be able to clear that with three and have the last guy hang back conserve health and then jump on the canon. The Mac section though yeah that’s rough no matter what. Even though there are weapons for bystanders to use to help out.
You miss spelled masterpiece
I think you meant... *mastapeece*
Masterpiece Collection
Porting disasters still happen in 2019. (5:30,9:22)
1:33 8:15 Punishment is execution. Sentence will be carried out immediately.
5:50 Basically anything with the UNSC's MAC weapons is designed like an A-10.
RIP Aldridge. The REAL MVP
The volume of plasma hitting that forklift
9:08 "oh, yeah baby!" - Rimmy made my day.
2:35 I love you man. The red vs blue references are strong with this one
Hearing the RVB warthog approaching music when Timmy was driving a forklift at the covenant brought a smile to my face.
The RVB music in the warthog. Nice work Rimmy
"One of those [times] I was killed by Rimmy"
(pause)
"That's legitimate"
I love how the RvB Warthog mariachi plays when they're driving the Warthog at 2 minutes in
3:40 The correct way to play any Halo game is to try and save all the marines. It's fine if you can't save them all, but it's the attempt that really makes it. Plus, as Hokiebird has demonstrated, and Aldridge did in this video, they have infinite ammo. Which means if you stack power weapons on them, in addition to hitting the walls, each other, themselves, and you, they will also hit the Covenant with a truckload of pain.
I never save my Marines
My elites and grunts in Halo 2 however...
I love the that you put the Red vs Blue Warthog music in there.
PrimordialNightmare ikr
2:33 Goes great with the Puma
2:33 got the red vs blue wart hog music ay
I love it
Kat gets shot in the head by a Jackal, squad leader sacrifices himself by slamming the damaged Pelican into a Scarab, Jorge sacrifices himself by making sure the bomb blows up the Covenant Corvette, Emil gets run through by an Elite with an Energy Sword, Noble six survives for an astounding six months on Reach before being killed. And Jun is presumably the last surviving member of Noble Team, because he got Halsey off the planet. This is what I remember from memory, because I played the entire campaign twice.
The Zealot that went after Kat was presumably trying to track her throughout the previous missions when they discovered Kat was running counter-intelligence. Kat does hint several times that the Covenant would be trying to zero her location down.
Seems they finally got a shot at her.
I like how the RvB warthog music was played while driving warthogs
This was the best gameplay I have seen this year :)
Imagine booking your holiday vacation at reach but the day after you arrive, the covenant invade
I love how you put the warthog music from rvb in there!
2:33 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MUSIC????!!!!!! Heh a reference to any red vs blue people out there.
Only true reds know that tune
so funny thing about the railgun part is that even on heroic youll die faster than you can kill the ships so you jsut have to hide until you can kill the big ship
It took me 15 hours to get monument to all your sins that last bit with the rail gun took about 10 or more tries. I had 3/4 health and had to figure out the best way to take out the phantoms and banshees. There were 3-4 phantoms that come over the top of the building from behind that shoot you 3-4 times before you can shoot them... I forgot to look at chief
Ooohhhh the Warthog music is such a nice touch!
The Red Team Warthog music in the background, fan-fucking-tastic. Thank you. A literal treat.
Oh god the flood of memories and fusterclucks. Thank you my good sir. I never got kick options but would always get kicked.... perfectly balanced.
i can just imagine the pelican coming in after kat got shot and died, and i can just imagine hearing "that's one less loose end"
Image if in the after credits Aldreges is just walking home trought space with his fuel rod.
To address the elite that killed Kat pretty sure there’s some lore somewhere that they were being hunted.
2:34 I have no words but I have a sence of completeness
The reason why the phantom showed up to kill Kat was because there was a Covenant special ops team on reach tasked with hunting and killing Noble Team.
2:33 I see what you did there and I love every second of it
8:40 anyone wanna tell him?
11:26 well a little known fact is is that the more players you add the more challenges are also added to make the game more "interesting"
I love how he played the warthog music from rvb in the back ground while he was in the warthog😂😂
"We will protecc. He will atacc"
When Rimmy shouts , "Oh Yeah Baby" at 9:07 he sounds exactly the same as Austin Powers
The red vs blue references make me happy
This video gave me so much nostalgia
Falcons always had the ability to lock altitude.
The warthog music absolutely made this
Input lag mainly comes from playing without vsync at 60fps. Uncapped framerate is buggy ATM and causes a lot of issues. Input lag CAN also come from playing in 4k/1440p so If you're playing in 4k/1440p turn it to 1080p
Anyone else notice how the gunner of the warthog that crashes helmet goes flying off
I once killed all the covenant in the first mission where you are supposed to go into the bunker and it just stopped spawning so kat stood there like an idiot telling me to come in even though there was no covenant left to kill
Headless Kat is terrifying
Hope Rimmy does more for each game
The guy on the back of the mongoose is Chips Dubbo
All these years never knew it was 4 player Co op
The maraichi music was a nice throwback to rvb