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  • @lasp5867
    @lasp5867  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +803

    This video blew up recently. Should I upload videos again? Maybe trying out new stuff... not just shitposting, but cool ideas that I'm going to put more time into?

    • @aroundtheworld3972
      @aroundtheworld3972 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yes.

    • @Zloty_bambus
      @Zloty_bambus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Definitely

    • @85481
      @85481 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Absolutely

    • @earlymorning00
      @earlymorning00 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes

    • @justanotherhuumon
      @justanotherhuumon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Whatever you feel like doing. This was good.

  • @leoprzytuac3660
    @leoprzytuac3660 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6440

    As a polish saber enthusiast, I fully agree that we do whatever the fuck we do

    • @akdele5
      @akdele5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

      hello polish saber enthusiast, how the fuck do you swing your saber so fast? i have a 950 g training saber and i cannot operate with it properly

    • @Fck_the_atf
      @Fck_the_atf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

      @@akdele5two things. Strong ass forearms. And technique. For example. Some times its quicker to pull your hand down and the blade will fallow in order to block an attack then it is to push the blade down to the opponents blade.

    • @akdele5
      @akdele5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@Fck_the_atf alr ty

    • @qubek533
      @qubek533 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      ​​@@akdele5I am not a saber guy, but I train sword fighting, so let's say I am an amateur. I think by 'technique' they mean, that you have to swing your sword the way it's ready in a position to swing again. You swing and the sword is ready to strike again, without a need to change the position 'manually' (conciously). Also, change into using gravity or strenght to swing depending on the situation. Except that, yes, a lot of strenght is needed

    • @sued_
      @sued_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@Fck_the_atf If you keep it constantly moving, the momentum will do most of the work that's how I always looked at it. I have lanky weak noodle arms so I can't really control it all the time so I just practice moving the blade with momentum. I don't know how far it can take me but I haven't really received any tips from my peers so I'm just winging it rn.

  • @puddsanimations1756
    @puddsanimations1756 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3265

    Polish saber is just fighting with swords exactly the way people want to fight with swords

    • @Сашка-ш9м5ф
      @Сашка-ш9м5ф 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

      plus extra finesse and shit

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

      @@Сашка-ш9м5ф The fancy way people want to fight with swords

    • @tuttipuffi1302
      @tuttipuffi1302 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I suddenly have become very interested

    • @ledocteur7701
      @ledocteur7701 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When you think about it, a sword is really just a sharp stick. So why not use it like one ?

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ledocteur7701 So basically a spear

  • @obufriend7612
    @obufriend7612 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3090

    The moment fencing memes become a thing you know that we live in a very society, love it.

    • @MasterofSwords991
      @MasterofSwords991 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      We live in a very society

    • @sabertooth6034
      @sabertooth6034 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      We live in a very society

    • @byali4360
      @byali4360 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      We live in a very society

    • @pneumon6990
      @pneumon6990 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      We live in a very society

    • @JonCyclone
      @JonCyclone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      AI ahh comment

  • @adarshkamoda9183
    @adarshkamoda9183 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1414

    Should also include that weird moment in Kendo where you go for an attack, immediately see what the opponent is gonna do, so you try to counter, but they go through the exact same process, so you end up with two dudes trying to out-play each and making weird angles with their swords.

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      like Jedi?

    • @adarshkamoda9183
      @adarshkamoda9183 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

      @@killerhellhound No, it's way more awkward. A Jedi's pre-cognition cancels out an opponent's pre-cognition, so it ends up being a normal sword fight.

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Lmao I have experience with kendo and your statement couldn't be more true

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      That (and the minor precognition) is why Jedi fights in Star Wars look as over the top as they do. in actually, it's a couple nerds whiffing every damn swing. On the outside it looks epic. To the fighters, it's quite frustrating how much they're failing.

    • @മദ്യപാനം
      @മദ്യപാനം 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      ​@@adarshkamoda9183so.. what you're saying is that they have the power of choreography?

  • @Nogu3
    @Nogu3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2748

    Kendoka for 8 years now. I just describe it to my friends as "rock, paper scissos with a stick"

    • @Kohei536
      @Kohei536 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      that, that fits quite well.

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

      The most intense fight would be when both of them keep doing draws

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      What's what

    • @mad9325
      @mad9325 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      Yeah, a rock, paper, scissor but the scissors could counter a rock then give you a fast rock, paper, scissor combo.

    • @Nogu3
      @Nogu3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      @@mad9325 congrats, you just invented for honour

  • @FauxReal.
    @FauxReal. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6761

    Longsword fencers when they get stabbed repeatedly in close quarters with daggers

    • @Alex_Fishman
      @Alex_Fishman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +412

      People who know how to use halfswording: not today, bi-

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Bring a backup.

    • @theopinionreaper
      @theopinionreaper 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Exactly, billhook supremacy!1!2!1!1!11

    • @NeoCreo1
      @NeoCreo1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      You’ve already screwed up friend. People don’t “fence” with longswords. Also, that dagger guy needs to get past 3 ft of steel first.

    • @theopinionreaper
      @theopinionreaper 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@NeoCreo1 nah get a 1inch blade to intimidate your enemy by making them think you can beat with with only a tiny little blade!
      (trust me bro it works 100%)

  • @mateuszbanaszak4671
    @mateuszbanaszak4671 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1922

    Polish sabre is just what happens when you try to turn "aggressively tries to slice his opponent into bits" into an art form.
    And we succeded in it!

    • @andrewryan4417
      @andrewryan4417 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Just a curiosity, but Polish Sabre doesn't have origins from Germany, does it?
      It almost somewhat looks like menzier, however you spell it, in a way, with those swords flailing around.
      Edit: It's spelled Mensur apparently.

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@andrewryan4417 I thought Sabres were Hungarian. Probably incorract though.

    • @ElBandito
      @ElBandito 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@andrewryan4417 I thought it originated with the Tatars.

    • @thatonepole
      @thatonepole 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@andrewryan4417 Mensur Suljović?

    • @kodain
      @kodain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@andrewryan4417 They definitely got inspiration from the Dussack and the Turkish sabre.

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +431

    Medival accurate = using every thing in your arsenal to beat the crap out of your opponent

    • @kuronya3582
      @kuronya3582 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Correction - until fight even begins

    • @veriousshifter2930
      @veriousshifter2930 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      More medival accurate = Beating your opponent senselessly before he could draw out his weapon.

    • @boopityboop7515
      @boopityboop7515 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Peek-a-boo! Here comes my foot!

    • @DevineDumbass
      @DevineDumbass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wrestling with a rondel dagger

    • @lenoobxd
      @lenoobxd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      you fucking suplex the opponent in the medieval times

  • @toasteethetoaster5978
    @toasteethetoaster5978 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +720

    Kendo is 90% screaming and 10% small/sashi men strikes. they can literally fail you for a rank if you don't kiai loud enough. failing the vibe check is something that i have to worry about trying to get niidan.

    • @SoakieCat
      @SoakieCat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      Do not fail the vibe check

    • @aaronskuse2207
      @aaronskuse2207 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      I once shouted FALCON PAUNCH!! from Smash Bros. while throwing a wild haymaker during a demonstration in class. Made the Instructor jump and everyone had a laugh.

    • @augustoviola9685
      @augustoviola9685 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Yeah I did some Kendo a while ago... had to stop because money... but from what I understood the screaming and yelling is kinda to like make your opponent flinch? as well as keeping the pressure on... I loved it it was very fun I really want to do more swordsmanship sports and stuff but I am very out of shape rn

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Less weebish kendo talk:

    • @archmageluk5086
      @archmageluk5086 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@augustoviola9685 no, it's for "fighting spirit". In a match, if you hit your opponent correctly (this counts in kendo - not just hitting, but hitting correctly) without the shout, you won't score a point

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +899

    Sword enthusiasts immediately shouting "That's unfair!" when a Spear shows up

    • @thenatron6136
      @thenatron6136 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

      ...use a sword. And if that don't work, use a bigger sword
      Like this spring steel flamberge zweihander forged by me, sharpened by me
      And you best hope... not pointed at you

    • @justsomeguy2781
      @justsomeguy2781 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@thenatron6136 gotta love the tf2 quotes

    • @alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289
      @alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The sword outlived the spear lmaooooooo

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      @@alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289In a ceremonial role, sure. In actual combat, spears remained in use just as long as swords, that is until the end of cavalry in WW2. Remember that most lances in history are the same as spears.

    • @therandomscout6590
      @therandomscout6590 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289 and guns replaced them both

  • @djangoensor7622
    @djangoensor7622 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +361

    *Olympic sabre and foil
    Ive played Epee matches when ive just stood their for like a min cos neither of us want to attack.

    • @deadass5148
      @deadass5148 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Most aggressive Epee fencer

    • @jordanguelbert7754
      @jordanguelbert7754 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Footsies irl

    • @augustoviola9685
      @augustoviola9685 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I mean it stands to reason that an actual swordfight would be much closer to that than whatever movies and games are... like one hit and you're more than likely dead...or at the very least dying... with a high chance of ending severely crippled... so yeah real swordfights would be a lot of standing around and trying to make the enemy fuck up without exposing yourself!
      All in all even without the imminent threat of death some of that spirit carries on in Fencing sports

    • @djangoensor7622
      @djangoensor7622 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@augustoviola9685 Totaly agree: probably even more so! the only reason why either of us attacked was I was feeling awkward with the ref. Even for none deadly fights such as duels, still people would have been defensive: your pride is at stake even if you only will get a smallish cut on your arm.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@augustoviola9685 I think it depends what kind of fight, dueling for sure but something like war I don't think so

  • @Bffgjhyfffgg
    @Bffgjhyfffgg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    The Kendo fencers were actually moving so fast the camera can't see their strikes

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Striking at 30 rps🏆

  • @stonelion8020
    @stonelion8020 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    I love how medieval accurate is just wrestling with a little bit of swords here and there

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Apparently that was actually HEMA and the guy running wild got into a bit of trouble, but acquitted because the venue wasn't clear about the rules - In some it is totally valid to wrestle, but this was not one of them, so the thrown guy wasn't exactly ready to brace for impact

  • @szymonrozanski6938
    @szymonrozanski6938 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +300

    Remember its always faster to use your melee weapon than reloading your secondary.

    • @archmageluk5086
      @archmageluk5086 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Remember, it's always faster to use a knife than reload your sword

    • @yamligma
      @yamligma 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@archmageluk5086 Unsheathe gun and reload sword*

    • @veriousshifter2930
      @veriousshifter2930 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember, its always faster run and grab the nearest firearm before your opponent pulls his sword out.

  • @XenoflareBahamut
    @XenoflareBahamut 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    0:06 looks like Ben Kenobi vs Darth Vader

    • @JaxGoesBerserk
      @JaxGoesBerserk หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The original lightsaber duels were inspired by kendo. Each move small and precise.

    • @CameraGuyClyde
      @CameraGuyClyde หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oni one kendobi* 💪🗿

  • @merovetouchstone
    @merovetouchstone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

    I remember kendo when I was a teen, instead of trying to land clean hits and learn proper execution we would just ram into each other and try to make the other fall.
    Which wasnt realllly in the spirit of the sport but it did make us really good at keeping stable footing even wwhen doing the weird shuffling stride.

    • @Mirekluk
      @Mirekluk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Sounds like Japanese Metro police kendo. They literally go for shit like this, which normally isn't more the opportunistic "I can take advantage now". They deliberately go for such tactics.

    • @merovetouchstone
      @merovetouchstone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Mirekluk we were in france so I think it was just a case of the youth being young. It did get more technical when I went on to the adult class.

  • @LordRaine
    @LordRaine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    As someone who did foil and epee, "saber enthusiasts doing whatever the hell it is they do" is EXTREMELY accurate.

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      My friend, as someone who did Olympic saber and foil, the category obviously, POLISH saber fencing is more like HEMA, the sabers aren’t straight blades, they’re heavier than epee’s and holy shit do they swing them fast
      I throughly reccomend a deep dive into them it’s so much fun lol

    • @sam_barris
      @sam_barris 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Saber is drama," as they say. 🙂

  • @mr.maskir8214
    @mr.maskir8214 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    Medieval accurate😅

  • @Mis7erSeven
    @Mis7erSeven 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "Most intense kendo fight"
    also known as "Obi-Wan vs Darth Vader in Star Wars: A New Hopw"

  • @smol_hornet613
    @smol_hornet613 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    Harnischfecten fencers trying to give a shit about their opponent's attacks:

  • @shotya9403
    @shotya9403 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    BUHURT seems to be the most fun you can have

    • @breni1518
      @breni1518 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Read it as BUTHURT at first xd

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +565

    HEMA mfs when a character in a movie uses a technique that isn't mentioned in one of their precious manuals:
    Edit: Guys, I'm not talking about Wuxia movies where they run up walls and make people's heads explode by blocking their chi. I'm talking about scenes where someone uses a considerably bigger axe than usual, or uses the sword's scabbard to choke someone.

    • @ricardodemarco3486
      @ricardodemarco3486 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      Yeah, they can be sometimes way too purists. If there is a move that doesn’t appear in any treaty, be it Fiore, Talhoffer or Meyer, but could work in a duel then it is good enough for me to appear in a movie or series.

    • @АлексейКазаков-и5ц
      @АлексейКазаков-и5ц 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      But in the movies they usually do nonsense for theatricality.

    • @ricardodemarco3486
      @ricardodemarco3486 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@АлексейКазаков-и5ц Screw the nonsense, I talk about the sense of techniques outside treaties.

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@ricardodemarco3486 I mean, I always go with "If you can pull it off and get away with it, go for it." Hell, I used some things that they would say are "Unrealistic" and got away with them

    • @Quisiio0303456
      @Quisiio0303456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They just do whatever in their movies.

  • @Berek71182
    @Berek71182 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    0:27 Jokes on you, because that is accurate. Everything the kills your opponent without hurting yourself (too much) is considered legit.

    • @moonrains5876
      @moonrains5876 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      the most historical of all weapons, theese hands

    • @kuronya3582
      @kuronya3582 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@moonrains5876nah, mostly poison and trowable daggers

    • @prinz4279
      @prinz4279 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@moonrains5876 These hands rated M for Medieval

  • @Jay-hu3ol
    @Jay-hu3ol 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +282

    Sword people when someone pulls up with a spear
    Edit: this was just a silly joke about how I got my ass beat in a sword vs spear spar, how are you guys still going on

    • @ClockwerkMan
      @ClockwerkMan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      TRUEEEEEE

    • @nahman3836
      @nahman3836 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Spear people when someone shows up with a poleaxe

    • @ruzgartunayoleri1694
      @ruzgartunayoleri1694 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Poleaxe people when someone shows up with a crossbow

    • @aboyes9835
      @aboyes9835 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Crossbow "people" when someone shows up with a breastplate

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@aboyes9835 Brestplate people when some guy named Big Tim brings a maul.

  • @CameraGuyClyde
    @CameraGuyClyde 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    As a Kendoka, I find this absolutely hilarious 🔥🔥🔥

  • @mollynormalnie7007
    @mollynormalnie7007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Ah, the beautiful ancient art of cross-cutting. Polish art of fighting with saber was probably the best fencing style invented. It was a mix of Ottoman, Hungarian, Cossack and Russian styles, with our own touch at the end. That was forged while fighting simultaneously with Germans, Swedes, Russians, Cossacks, Tatars, Ottomans, and ourselves ofc. ^^

  • @artraudgaming3575
    @artraudgaming3575 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    POLAND MENTIONED!!!!!

    • @znyre2809
      @znyre2809 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 POLSKA GUROM 🦅🦅🦅 CO TO JEBANA MILA 🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅

    • @livesinsewersirl
      @livesinsewersirl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      POLAND MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF WORLD WAR TWO!!!!!!!

  • @DanY-mj4gl
    @DanY-mj4gl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    polearm enjoyers watching from afar:

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    Mine when I wake up in the morni----Oh.... We're talking about THOSE swords.

    • @AZETAX3750
      @AZETAX3750 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😯

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yeah. Swords. Not daggers.

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 Daggers? I'm offended! Mine is a pocket knife.

    • @al3xb0t2
      @al3xb0t2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mine is a box knife​@@gimmeyourrights8292

  • @bh4vvy33t
    @bh4vvy33t 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    How the hell did I end up in the sword community

    • @sam_barris
      @sam_barris 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A series of excellent decisions, one assumes. 🙂

    • @yharim180
      @yharim180 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Excellent decisions, but poor financial ones/

  • @justacoolname69420
    @justacoolname69420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    British when you pump into them:

    • @praised_goodness
      @praised_goodness 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      you : my mistake original gangster
      them : no this cannot be forgiven , now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@praised_goodness Most unpolite Brits:

  • @azkon7975
    @azkon7975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What's missing are the Kendoka also just incessantly yelling at each other.
    "KIAAAA!!!"
    "YAAA!"
    "KAAAAAAA!!"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    "AAAAH!"
    "KYAA!"
    "kiaiiaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
    To be fair, they're having a whole ass fight in their minds. They're both looking for and fishing for openings. Part of the fishing is yelling loud enough to see if the other guy flinches or gets feinted.
    The two of them are looking to counter each other and everyone else is like "just fking attack already".

  • @TheSimGuy99
    @TheSimGuy99 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I think we should start a trend of no-protection dueling with sharpened blades

    • @lamidene8139
      @lamidene8139 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I’m curious as to the potential legality of first blood sword duels. I mean MMA is legal and participants regularly bleed profusely or get brain damage.

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You know who else liked no-protection first blood duels?
      Seriously, it was a symbol of status in Germany to bear facial scars from these duels, and the reason many high ranking officers had very distinct, almost cartoonish scars

    • @TheSimGuy99
      @TheSimGuy99 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Mordecrox based and swordfight pilled

    • @defender1214
      @defender1214 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not particularly "Drittes Reich" Era though it had been a tradition for quite some time by then and doesn't have too much to do with the nazis in particular @@Mordecrox

    • @СвенВ
      @СвенВ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mordecrox And they still do it hahah

  • @OmegaM3TE0R
    @OmegaM3TE0R 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Well actually, there are 3 main events in fencing and they can be recognized by the form of the blade's handle:
    1. Foil: The oldest practice of fencing, where only the torso can be a target and it can only be hit with the tip of the blade.
    2. Epee: The whole whole body is a target and can only be hit with the tip of the blade. Because of this, this is the slowest of the events as attacking first can result in a riposte (refute, used to describe the offensive action the defender takes after parrying the opponent's attempt to attack) and, subsequently, a point for the defender.
    3. Sabre: In this event, the whole upper part of the body is the target, and participants can score a point with slashes or thrusts of the blade. Naturally, the fastes event due to how lenient the rules regarding to the points are. It is best to be aggressive and attack first.
    ...
    ☝️🤓

  • @JohnQ5
    @JohnQ5 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Love the HEMA slam.

  • @jeremyrossi2716
    @jeremyrossi2716 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Mensur enthusiasts when their face is scarred beyond recognition: oh yeah, it’s all coming together

  • @FNWendigo
    @FNWendigo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The medieval guy just getting absolutely bodied😂

  • @TDenterpriser
    @TDenterpriser 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    German academic fencers when they use razor sharp blades and no helmets and get a bunch of sick scars

    • @matthiasrub536
      @matthiasrub536 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's pretty safe.
      Unless you do several "verschärfte" Partien (intensified matches).

  • @umariqbal7557
    @umariqbal7557 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Not gonna lie, I thought the kendo fighters were lego pieces.

  • @Who_Knows-kp1yq
    @Who_Knows-kp1yq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My japanese friend who does Kendo has incredible leg and arm strength, with a great fighting stance too. I remember seeing him fight a guy who was like 3 inches taller him and he absolutely man-handled him by holding onto his waist and tackling him. Bro didnt even budge even when he was getting pushed and punched at.

  • @darkwarrior5149
    @darkwarrior5149 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    As a Kendo Practitioner (3 Kyu) I can confirm that that is the most intense fight i have seen (jokes aside, watch the college matches, thats the good stuff)

    • @MarinoFrana
      @MarinoFrana 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a kendoka, what you should know is those are two 80 year old 8 dan that would still wipe floor with you. Check that video, probing part doesn't look impressive, but when they attack it is so smooth and clean

    • @darkwarrior5149
      @darkwarrior5149 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MarinoFrana I know those guys would make me look fuckin stupid
      Like, the level of technical knowledge the old guys have, they don't need physical power.
      Though for people who don't know what they are watching, they should watch the college stuff
      But yeah the sport really relies on the watcher to know exactly what is going on and i think that makes it pretty enjoyable (some has an idea of whats going on)

    • @MarinoFrana
      @MarinoFrana 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@darkwarrior5149 Yeah, I agree, kendo is bit problematic to watch if you haven't tried it. There is a lot going on there that is not obvious 🙂

  • @ewaldlatreider5127
    @ewaldlatreider5127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fun fact about fencing:
    The more competent the fighters, the shorter the matchups 😂
    In low level fencing a round takes quite long

  • @mirandisticus1496
    @mirandisticus1496 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Never have I though I would see a kendo meme, but here we are

  • @Tesoro1996
    @Tesoro1996 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Those kendo people really said "Let's touch tips."

  • @couththememer
    @couththememer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Such precisions and raw power! Millions of slices cut in just .01 second with a still stance! Unbelievable!"
    - Kendo, probably (I don't know anything about swordfighting)

  • @HeckMawson
    @HeckMawson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Kendo fight really got the A New Hope Obi-wan v Vader vides going on here

  • @Guille-mz7xf
    @Guille-mz7xf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Realizing actual longsword fights outside of movies is just beating eachother with sticks until the daggers come out is the biggest disappointment ngl

    • @crimsoncrusader4829
      @crimsoncrusader4829 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      That's only if both are full plate.
      Or take a pollaxe and embrace the stick.

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That is how you defeat armor, bind sword/yeet them to the ground then bring out the shank.

    • @flyingsquirrell6953
      @flyingsquirrell6953 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fail to see how that’s a dissapointment.

  • @bluntlyhonest6803
    @bluntlyhonest6803 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hema fights that go until one tabs out are a joy to watch

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Olympic fencers when they're sparring with a traditional fencer/kendo practitioner/kenjutsu practitioner/hema practitioner and their opponent sidesteps them: _shocked Pikachu_

    • @bigmoz9900
      @bigmoz9900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      nah, easy to deal with

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bigmoz9900
      First off, wooosh. I was poking fun at the fact that Olympic fencing is done in a straight line, with no deviation from that line allowed. An Olympic fencer will never step to the side in a match because the rules for Olympic fencing don't allow it.
      Second, horses for courses. This is another rules difference, Kenjutsu and HEMA don't just score touches, they require a hit to be significant. Under either ruleset an Olympic foil fencer is completely helpless because their entire style is based around scoring touches regardless of their significance. Similarly, Kendo scores specific areas, you're not just allowed to glance the opponent's gauntlet and call a point. Olympic fencing is the best style for _Olympic fencing_ because it's been refined for its environment.

    • @bigmoz9900
      @bigmoz9900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VestedUTuber Im an olympic and hema fencer, you step to the side all the time in modern fencing. its essential to how foil and sabre counterattacks work. I entered my first 50 person, international hema comp and won it the other weekend, I can assure you modern fencing works perfectly fine in hema, because its just good fencing. Everything you are saying is rubbish Im afraid, born out of ignorance. 90% of my touches in epee, where I have won international medals, have been hard enough to score in hema. similar in my foil career. There is nothin that Ive found difficult in hema other than the inherent unreliability of untrained eye judges.

  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Iaido practitioners explaining why their swords must not touch anything at any cost:

  • @AlexTheAmiable
    @AlexTheAmiable 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    No Jian slander *wipes sweat off head comically*

  • @StefanoUrsella
    @StefanoUrsella 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    As a Kendo practitioner, I can confirm

  • @soupbowl6028
    @soupbowl6028 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m personally a fan of the polish saber and I completely agree that polish saber fencers definitely do something

  • @darthcalyx8986
    @darthcalyx8986 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I tried kendo briefly and I didn't like it because it was far to ridged for my liking. also at one point on of the other more experienced students hit me in the back with the sword because I did a made a slight mistake with how I did a strike. If I do try my hand at the sword again I will definitely do what ever the polish are doing.

    • @francisp171
      @francisp171 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHAT? Did they like hit you when you were turned or did they peekaboo you as you were turning?

    • @Karmadillo-qh3jv
      @Karmadillo-qh3jv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a kendoka I apologize and am quite disappointed in their behavior. Poor seniority if you ask me, thank you for trying it out though and we hope you find something that suits you.
      It’s also meant as more of a spiritual/mental/physical training and not really for combat purposes (not to mention guns exist now) but I can see your point of view.

  • @mattdamon2084
    @mattdamon2084 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Legends says they are actually so fast we just can able to se the tap

  • @ChloeKruegerSenpai
    @ChloeKruegerSenpai 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    South East Asia and Middle East Asia: *Allow Us to Introduce our Painful Sports*

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "spears have superior reach" mfs when I "reach" for my Glock

  • @crispybacon9917
    @crispybacon9917 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:25, least epic buhurt fight

  • @Howyboi
    @Howyboi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Kendoka, I can confirm that we wait 30 seconds before we do anything. I’m not even joking.

  • @r3gret2079
    @r3gret2079 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If you know even a little about Kendo, you know that situation IS actually kinda intense.

  • @LegendaryLincoln
    @LegendaryLincoln 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Medieval accurate one made me like this video

  • @maxthepaladin2147
    @maxthepaladin2147 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Me: [brings a gun into a sword fight]
    Everyone else at the fencing practice: D:

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Time to change eras *Shoots hand cannon*

    • @ondururagittandeska2004
      @ondururagittandeska2004 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kamen Rider Black RX:

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sword masters who dedicate their life to the blade when they get stabbed unavoidably by someone with a pointy stick

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I will simply counter your big stick with a bigger sword.

  • @heirofheart766
    @heirofheart766 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i can agree that high intensity kendo duels look like that
    i was in some and holy cow the pressure someone can put on you with a stick is insane
    lemme tell you that stuffs real

  • @matthijscalje4143
    @matthijscalje4143 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I miss practicing kendo man

  • @nyet_maker7948
    @nyet_maker7948 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *German student fencing laughs in beer*

  • @10THPROPHET
    @10THPROPHET 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    medieval armored duels be like
    5% sword fighting
    95% wrestling

  • @twixmaestr7605
    @twixmaestr7605 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact that will make some people sad: swords were not commonly used in medieval battles, but rather longer or heavier weapons like greatswords, spears, halberds, etc.

  • @sviatoslavs.1305
    @sviatoslavs.1305 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What if we promote saber slamming into Olympics?

  • @paulinagabrys8874
    @paulinagabrys8874 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To miłe że internet docenia polską szkołę szabli. Jakby jeszcze Netflix dał Potop do oferty... Ale chociaż jest Ogniem i Mieczem

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the Kendo one can also be used to roast that one fighting game that plays LITERALLY just like that

  • @Crus41der
    @Crus41der 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    BRING OUT BUHURT

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      BUHURT slaps, like literally aswell because stabbing is a big no :D

    • @redninenine_
      @redninenine_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      buhurt has ugly ass armour tho

    • @TanitAkavirius
      @TanitAkavirius 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When you unga bunga but want to pretend you're refined.

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TanitAkavirius civilized chaos, the best kind!

  • @labbit35
    @labbit35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kendo looks like they’re waiting for the opponent to strike first

  • @justanotherhuumon
    @justanotherhuumon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh polish saber got me good. I love it.

  • @Kumo-s6f
    @Kumo-s6f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So proud of you not using the Indiana Jones clip where he just shoots the dude doing fancy sword shit, I know that took restraint.

  • @TheMamaluigi300
    @TheMamaluigi300 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:17 This man flings his sword around like he’s about to be shot by Harrison Ford with a five o clock shadow

  • @Corvus_theCrow
    @Corvus_theCrow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro said nah, imma German suplex

  • @55alegria
    @55alegria 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oh I see! That battle from A New Hope was just Kendo!

  • @pedrell_vanalcocero
    @pedrell_vanalcocero 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow...
    So Kenobi vs Vader must've been like a UFC fight back in the 70s

  • @SumPolishGuy
    @SumPolishGuy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Polish person and Polish Sabre enthusiast, I can confirm that we are one of the sword fighting types of all time

  • @GEOTHERMALHEAT0
    @GEOTHERMALHEAT0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mediaevally accurate:- Throw rocks

  • @-FIREDRAGON-
    @-FIREDRAGON- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine going medieval mode
    * u hear many of black scottish men charging at you while trimping on rocks *

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Polish saber is perhaps the most swashbucklery sword style I've ever seen.

  • @leonidas_dragas
    @leonidas_dragas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Should have added that clip of Ruben limardo sidestepping a lunge at the olympics

  • @Ambreil
    @Ambreil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    most humble rapier fencer:

  • @nicolaspeigne1429
    @nicolaspeigne1429 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Olympic fencing is trying to score the point first before the opponent and avoiding headbutting each other in the process

  • @chaseroland6086
    @chaseroland6086 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:26 that guy remembered the basics of CQC

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wanna get into swordfighting.

  • @DumbCup
    @DumbCup หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a spear guy I sea this as an absolute win

  • @augwin1804
    @augwin1804 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And there's Behourd, a sport in which grown men fight in medieval armour and deliver powerful blows with medieval weapons, until you fall to the ground, conscious (or unconscious sometimes).

  • @mrchocoslave7859
    @mrchocoslave7859 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a Kendo practitioner, it's so fucking accurate

  • @kingpotato7183
    @kingpotato7183 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kendo is me and my homie sword fighting

  • @Shadowrider1032
    @Shadowrider1032 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When the guy did the tackle, I choked lmao.

  • @cataclysm7256
    @cataclysm7256 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just love seeing sabre duels, they look like they're dancing... With swords.

  • @redbaronflyer8392
    @redbaronflyer8392 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I forget the name of it now but I remember watching this sword combat tournament thing that had people in full medieval armor. Every round would last five seconds and the people dueling would just slam into each other trying to be the one with the first poke. It was incredibly lame.

    • @janhalicki6390
      @janhalicki6390 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      sounds like jousting without the horses

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      On the other hand there are battles of multiple people in full plate charging at each other and slamming with clubs and sword. The least violent thing in that I saw in this sport is person slamming edge of the shield into someone's neck

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@realdragonWell if everyone's fully armored you can go ham without causing any relevant injuries when using small weapons and shields.

  • @TheMemeMann
    @TheMemeMann หลายเดือนก่อน

    Iaido being the shadow boxing of katana martial arts:

  • @シルキー-v2r
    @シルキー-v2r 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a person who’s done Kendō before, I believe this is accurate

  • @electroeel148
    @electroeel148 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Glad there's no slander for us polearm enjoyers

  • @BaldianOfIbelin
    @BaldianOfIbelin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Olympic fencers when a match lasts more than 2.3 seconds 😳
    (They never trained for such a long confrontation)