@@mrdoge1722 Idk sometimes it just takes the right person like in my case I found the right woman for me. if u get close to 1 mill rejections then u are god tier it might destroy u and dry u out or u might turn into our boi jack Clark here
Tip for guys out there too, depending on what you eat/how your lifestyle is, your nut can change. Basically, eat junk food and live an unhealthy lifestyle, ur nut is gunna be trash. It’s prolly finna smell ronchy as fuck too.
Take a shot every time she says "Um" lmao Edit: Thanks for the likes, hope y’all had a good Christmas and have a great new year! (I was in Mexico for 12 days, no good signal over there) 🤣
@@chr1stian.g officers, this teacher is flirting with her student, he's only a freshman. Not to mention underaged. I would like to press charges against this.
At first it wasn't that bad, being a highschool senior and all, 18, i flirt with the Teacher assistants....then I progressively got younger and didn't even have a license, or was a sophomore....then my parents weren't supposed to know and I wasn't getting tingles anymore
@@kettlecornman2220 originally he assumed ‘all characters depicted are 18 or older’ but then you’re younger than a sophomore(16) since you don’t have a license
i like how she said im sorry in the description... girl just made me sleep and feel wanted for almost 9 minutes without problems whatsoever.... i have to thank you XD
I was a teacher for one year. I was 21 and was teaching juniors and seniors, so it seemed that my whole family was worried about this kind of thing happening. IT DIDN'T, lol, I quit because of the low pay, but this video is sort of uncomfortable for that reason lol, still tingly nonetheless
A friend of mine in a similar situation had a senior take his shot and hard. She told me she successfully kept herself from laughing in his face. (I did ask her why, but I already knew she was a soft touch.)
5:00 That ain’t any better. 😂 In fact, if a therapist asks out a patient they risk losing their practice. And that goes for patients who are of legal age too.
I love how these are all just recorded in a random room of your house "as is" with like no set design unlike much bigger channels and yes that's a compliment lol
Very suspicious about her asking us out right after his girlfriend goes missing and she miraculously doesn't remember it hmmmmmm (and her crush also went missing hmmm)
Her: What Kinda Snacks do you like? Me: I mean I do like popcorn Her: I could get popsicles and pickle's, do you want that? Me: Emm no? Her: Okay I'll get that
I actually had this happen to me in my freshman year of college. My Bio 101 teacher asked me out, and while I won't go into details as to what transpired after that, I'll say that she was Ukrainian and super hot. I remember prior to it happening I hadn't shown up for class for a couple of days because I went on a bit of a party spree, but she called my house and asked my dad how she could contact me, which was absolutely unheard of in college. Professors don't care if you show up to class or not. That's all on you. You're paying whether you show or not, so I knew something was up, especially when I combined that with the already established rapport that I had with her.
In real life, the teacher is just like "you need some extra credit?" or "So, you got a D on the last exam... maybe it's time we turned the tables... maybe it's time you gave ME a D."
“Found out I really don’t like guys my age”
Chris Hansen: *sips drink* interesting.
"Why dont you take a seat, have a cookie. They're fresh."
Booty Warrior: Chris Handsome... I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.
P͈h̓͘a͎n͉t̪͠o̩m̓͞ Ǵĺ̸i̭̊t̻͆ch͝ looks like we’re doing it the hard way then
Lone Galifreyian LOL
“Here, in the messages, it said you wanted to, and I quote, lick him like a lollipop? Now why would you say that to a teenage boy?”
You know I've seen this kind of thing before, but not on TH-cam.
Hey now!
Tony H you’re a rock star!
@@jacksonmctavish8240 get your game on
Rorschach go play!
1000 subs with no videos !!! Hey now!
Kinda weird it seems like this is homeschool
-insert banjo rift-
Nickexus
Lmao good one
Look
Drake and?
Gotta get in where you fit in bro
Plot twist:
SHES AN ELEMENTARY TEACHER
🤢🤮 eww
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@drunktard6391 yes for real! 😳
even bigger plot twist she's a pre school teacher EVEN BIGGER PLOT TWIST SHE'S THE NURSE THAT GIVES THE BABY
@@novanity6030 even BIGGER plot twist shes ...idk
Jesus, she hit 18 and then this channel took a TURN.
Lmao it’s just a joke boys
Fr tho lol
HAHAHA
Human Resources I’m Windmill the wise lmao
Brian 🤔
damn the teachers and students at the school all want me
Jack Clark indeed
Jack Clark ok Jack
Nope my life is rejection after rejection after rejection!!!
@@mrdoge1722 Idk sometimes it just takes the right person like in my case I found the right woman for me. if u get close to 1 mill rejections then u are god tier it might destroy u and dry u out or u might turn into our boi jack Clark here
Lol stfu boomer
This actually gave me tingles and I'm not comfortable with that
William Yobani shit I am
I like it ohh
@@alfonsofermin3358 wiwi
Well shit tbh I wouldn't mind getting tingled by her ;)
666 likes
Hi I’m Chris Hansen why don’t you come take a seat?
😂🤣
I died when I read this 😂😂😂
Hell ya Chris hansen
Only if there's sweet tea!
You want a slice?
“You can come over and work on getting your grade up.”
U already know wat that means👀😂
I'm afraid the grade isn't the only thing going up rn
Dee Bee wtf is wrong with u?
@Dee Bee yeeee boaah
@@SnoopyKhan on god💯💯
Persley ahaha
Next video: Teacher gets arrested in asmr
😂😂😂
Asmr swat raid
"So, how was your first day of daycare?"
omg omg hahahhah best comment hahhahah
“I clapped teacher cheeks, how was work mom?”
ayooo🤣
"Teacher asks you out roleplay"
Nice
5:18 "You don't have a license because you're not a sophomore yet"
WAIT HOW OLD AM I IN THIS??? HUH??? POLICE???
They could be in college
HELP POLICE POLICE HEEEEEELLLPPPP
@@julianmcintyre1668 Not likely
yeah... "help"... "help me" police... "help"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Julian McIntyre Yes because they have parent/teacher conferences in college. 😑
I think i found the right genre but different website
Thudus WHOA
Coolmathgames?
@@thatsdamage3658 yessir
Haha
@@thatsdamage3658 Nah, mate miniclip.
Is this secretly a sequel of creepy classmate but it’s her future
oh yeah i just realised because of the boy she liked when she was young that went missing...
GAMR why does it make sense tho tf
what if we are the disappearing guy's son?
DiamondPG Andy_Ter_Agui wtf omg
GAMR headass
the pineapple juice part girl I'm OUT 😭💀
Legendary Member can you explain what the pineapple juice part meant, I don’t get it
Just Some Guy Who Isn’t Dead pineapple juice makes girls taste better, if you know what I mean
I wish a sequel was made on a different website
@@justsomeguywhoisntdead1158 when girls drink pineapple juice it makes they vagina taste alot better.
Tip for guys out there too, depending on what you eat/how your lifestyle is, your nut can change. Basically, eat junk food and live an unhealthy lifestyle, ur nut is gunna be trash. It’s prolly finna smell ronchy as fuck too.
She's really trying to lure me in with snacks😭
Like you wouldn’t be down.
Mr. Goose126 I would be ;)
*You have kind eyes*
99 Overall CommentCreator awe
Did you get the 99 ovr cleats?
Im Sad THE KIND
Wtf are kind eyes
Simp
“Don’t stand so close to me.”
Fernalicious temptation frustration
Cristopher O. So bad it makes him cry
Tf you talking about nigga
Ok boomer.
Polish Afrikaner it’s a song lmao
What I really want is.......
*The food in that fridge*
Lol I'm dead 😆 I didnt even notice it until just now!
Lol
*Grabs Sprite Cranberry*
Also I play roblox too! Bloxxers :3
WithLove L ASMR
Also I love your channel your ASMR is amazing!Great tingles!
plot twist: you’re homeschooled
And the girl that disappeared was your cousin
Mom?!
@@anthonymontalvojr.7250 It could also be your aunt... It's like movie 43 all over again.
@@jamesvan2201 f*ck this sh*t I'm out!
49,5% of viewers = so hot omg
49,5% of viewers = so disgusting
Me and the last 1% = lmao, niceee
Nice
I mean this was kinda hot...
NZM 45 try again sweetheart and maybe use a calculator to lol 😂
NZM 45 nah homie it is 991% there was coma’s not periods.
@NZM 45 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ASMR - teacher asks you out for money so she can buy shoes roleplay
iPxcks I swear I’m done buying shoes I swear
Lasmren Asmr lol you know who this is, your financial agent aka Dobrik
*cough cough* bullshit *caugh*
I wish someone this beautiful would ask me out
This channel needs more subscribers
Teacher: "turns out I don't like guys my age".
Me: "uhh......."
Take a shot every time she says "Um" lmao
Edit: Thanks for the likes, hope y’all had a good Christmas and have a great new year! (I was in Mexico for 12 days, no good signal over there) 🤣
Artamio Esquivel DONT SAY THAT IT WAS ALL ON THE SPOT IM SORRY🥺
Thanks now I have alcohol poisoning
Lasmren Asmr lmaoooo my bad
*Liver has left the chat*
ngl heavens pretty cool thanks for the fun game
"it's a small world" "and pineapple juice, but that's for me"
Jeffrey Dumas What did she mean by that?
@@justsomeguywhoisntdead1158 I assume you're asking about the 2nd quote - just google something like "why would a girl drink pineapple juice" :)
Im convinced the teacher killed his girlfriend.
Ms. Lasmren is desperate and doesn't have a class pet. She wants to ask you out so she can get to know you. 😏
Ma’am this is 5th grade
Lol 😂
You mean 9th grade since I'm a freshman at high school
Her:”you could get your license as a sophomore”
Chris Hansen: why don’t you take a seat? Take a cookie. There fresh.
*they're
They're*
TheCarFanForever shut the fuck up
@@donedidit9814 no, you
“I’m close to my 40s”
Uhhh skincare routine? 😭😭
Yeah iwas thinking the same thing,she really doesn't look it,,,but ok i'll play along
Yeah. Would have been more believable if she had said: "I'm close to my 30's".
This reminded me of the Emily series on TikTok lmao
anastasija I’m so sad that he stopped then now
Plot twist:
I coomed.
I legit didn’t see that coming.
@@mr.goose1267 came*
lmao Good Boys reference
I Cate
It took me 3 trys to read this correctly
FBI open up
🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead ☠💀
Ash finna rush in with the R4-C holographic
Yo, you called?
@@chr1stian.g officers, this teacher is flirting with her student, he's only a freshman. Not to mention underaged. I would like to press charges against this.
i’m not a bartender anymore, i’m sal
The teacher at my schools hot, but I’m homeschooled :/
Sometimes you win and sometimes you... Win?
😳 hold up
Jazz music intensifies
😬😬WAYMENT
**Sweet Home Alabama intensifies**
Her: what are you confused about
Me: the point of life
this is actually pretty comforting to me. i don’t have a crush on my actual teacher, but i might end up having one if you actually were 😆
Should’ve said “we can get that D raised.
Yeah the grade 😇” lol
Today's words
Date
Darling
Definitely
Drunk
Deck
She really just said popsicles, pickles, and pineapple juice (But that’s for her)😂😂😂😂😂
Chase Church pineapple juice huh 😂😂 she aint slick
Some teachers be thicc irl.
Not gonna lie
Holy shit my 9th year math teacher was 28 and thiccccccccccccccc af
True
w a c k hold up
I love the kind of class where it has a *FRIDGE* and a round mirror
Can u do a news report rp of yourself getting arrested for dating a student? :D
🤣 🤣 bro
We not gonna talk about the pineapple juice?? 😂 my whole body jerked awake when she said that lmao
Did anyone realize she’s tryna get at a freshman??🤔
💀💀
FBI OPEN UP
Manuel Pinto bruhhhhh holllup, gotta call Chris Hansen
Liam Lord no she said “you’ll get ur license as a sophomore”
she's being a little Fresh man... No? Ok I'll see myself out
Teacher: you can come over.
Student: I am actually *PRINCIPAL* of the *SCHOOL*
Lasmren: "He looked like you actually. But he ended up disappearing too. Ain't that crazy."
Me: 👁👄👁
At first it wasn't that bad, being a highschool senior and all, 18, i flirt with the Teacher assistants....then I progressively got younger and didn't even have a license, or was a sophomore....then my parents weren't supposed to know and I wasn't getting tingles anymore
TL;DR it just got better and better
Lost me when you said “I progressively got younger”
@@kettlecornman2220 originally he assumed ‘all characters depicted are 18 or older’ but then you’re younger than a sophomore(16) since you don’t have a license
This should become a series, we need more!
I must be a stud 💯
student*
@@joshuagalvez9678 My kinda people
Wiar Wia what are u slow
wow, i got sooo many tingles from this! my new favorite asmr video! very good! asmr just makes me feel soo amazing it’s life changing stuff
What do those tingles feel like?
If a teacher looked like you and asked me out I’d say, and I quote “Yes”
EXTRA GROOVY 😂🤣
@@extragroovy735 *bang bang bang*
FBI OPEN UP
Actually tho 🙏🏻
This is gold, ive never seen these like taboo kind of role plays i love it
10 bucks says she deletes this.
Tony H nah
Strawberry Gorilla
👌🏼
@@PittsburghSonido bet
bruhhh the amount of teachers I liked when I was a kid😂😂 this vid is great
I feel really uncomfortable but at the same time i dont. Help
i like how she said im sorry in the description... girl just made me sleep and feel wanted for almost 9 minutes without problems whatsoever.... i have to thank you XD
She went missing?😂😂😂😂😂😂
“We can work on getting your grade up... whatever that means” YOOO IM DECEASED 💀
7:30 she said pineapple juice😂
I don’t get it. What did she mean by that?
Just Some Guy Who Isn’t Dead look it up.
@@justsomeguywhoisntdead1158 have you found out yet?
@@justsomeguywhoisntdead1158 pineapple juice makes a woman taste better... if you catch my drift. Also works for guys, too.
Never had a teacher this pretty
I was a teacher for one year. I was 21 and was teaching juniors and seniors, so it seemed that my whole family was worried about this kind of thing happening. IT DIDN'T, lol, I quit because of the low pay, but this video is sort of uncomfortable for that reason lol, still tingly nonetheless
A friend of mine in a similar situation had a senior take his shot and hard.
She told me she successfully kept herself from laughing in his face. (I did ask her why, but I already knew she was a soft touch.)
Plot twist: She’s the Preschool Special Needs teacher
Ma'am, this is a home depot. What are you doing?
Me: *sees video* hm maybe im in college
Lauren at 5:23: "You'll get your license as a sophomore"
Me: wHAT
What kinda snacks do I like 😂 . Made me feel like I was 5
popsicles and pickles
@@rcrd213 and pineapple juice for herself. ☠🤣
Free snacks here:
🍕🍟🍔🍕🍟🍔
🍇🍎 🍎 🍎 🍇
🌮🌯🌮🌯🌮🌯
🍍🍌🥨🥨🍌🍍
I love that your videos have a whole interactive universe
current level of comfort: -6%
I'm 92% confidential with lasmren
Imagine if the roles were reversed 🤔🤔
She look like the girl that plays violet in american horror story
Annika Haylah Taissa Farmiga (or so)? 👼🏻
Your channel is one of my faves 💗💗
Plot Twist:
This is actually a murder mystery and She's the reason the girl and her past boyfriend ended up missing. Dun dun duuuuuuuun
i wouldve been like “ your a busy teacher right? , imma busy stundent and it’s break can i go now? in the beginning of the conversation
50up3500blk shut the fuck up
5:00 That ain’t any better. 😂 In fact, if a therapist asks out a patient they risk losing their practice. And that goes for patients who are of legal age too.
Correction: *asking out a patient while on duty. Cz it wouldn't make sense for me to be at risk of losing my job when I'm out n abt in civvies
I love how these are all just recorded in a random room of your house "as is" with like no set design unlike much bigger channels and yes that's a compliment lol
OH WAIT...WHAT?!
Thats illegal bro
at your age it is, kiddo
Lmao she literally said you don't have your license you get that as a sophmore so...
this is the weirdest role play i’ve seen. i love it
*DAMN I LOVE HOMESCHOOL*
“The pineapple juice is for me not for you.”
Me: 911 please pick me up I’m scared!
Somebody get this kid a luckiest boy in America sticker
For being taken advantage of?
This is the greatest work of satire I've ever seen.
“The pineapple juice is for me, not you” 😲😧🤐
Oh shit
And pickles for you. ☠🤣
how is she so pretty omg
no one:
ms grundy:
🤣
as someone w a crush on a teacher I found this oddly comforting
Plot twist:
The teacher Kidnapped his girlfriend that’s why she’s missing
Skudo Pludo that’s why she put it in the story, that’s the plot there is no twist
She killed her, and she killed the boy she was obsessed with...who looks like... *YOU* !!!
Dats fucked up! 🙀
Bro this teacher is crazy asf.. I love it😂💀
Very suspicious about her asking us out right after his girlfriend goes missing and she miraculously doesn't remember it hmmmmmm (and her crush also went missing hmmm)
Her: What Kinda Snacks do you like?
Me: I mean I do like popcorn
Her: I could get popsicles and pickle's, do you want that?
Me: Emm no?
Her: Okay I'll get that
Turns out she's a middle school teacher
Lmaaao 💀💀
Bean Yoda *preschool
*daycare
Okay, you just named all my favorite snacks. Popsicles, Pickles, and Pineapple Juice? Sounds like heaven. 😂
“And pineapple juice. That’s not for you, it’s for me”😳
JQ What did she mean by that? I don’t get it
Just Some Guy Who Isn’t Dead
Pineapple or Cranberry juice make girls area down there smell better
Sounds like a lifetime show
Hello ma’am I’m John Quinones with the tv show “what would you do?”
I actually had this happen to me in my freshman year of college. My Bio 101 teacher asked me out, and while I won't go into details as to what transpired after that, I'll say that she was Ukrainian and super hot. I remember prior to it happening I hadn't shown up for class for a couple of days because I went on a bit of a party spree, but she called my house and asked my dad how she could contact me, which was absolutely unheard of in college. Professors don't care if you show up to class or not. That's all on you. You're paying whether you show or not, so I knew something was up, especially when I combined that with the already established rapport that I had with her.
So what happened after? Tell us the story come one come on
Did you get laid?
Aye bruh can you finish telling the damn story🤔
Pineapple juice 😭 damnnnnnn
In real life, the teacher is just like "you need some extra credit?" or "So, you got a D on the last exam... maybe it's time we turned the tables... maybe it's time you gave ME a D."
damn i thought the kissing in the hallway in homeschool was bad.................
Chxrry Lena
Hol’ up
this is what the world needs thank you for breaking the ice on these types of situations 😂
When I heard MLA format I cried😭😭
Saw the title and immediately had to check the comments