Every time i "stretch the fabric" i have to consult my own personal jesu... i mean "my own personal sensitive fatty"!!! ...also, somebody's burping!! ...either that or i'm a little out of it, or there's some glitch in the system:/
The daughter who has a Master's and Doctorate degrees is a fucking librarian? Real genius there, spends $350,000 in student loans to get an $8.00 an hour job. I'm sure she reminds everyone how "educated" she is every chance she gets.
Yep, I love how obnoxious she is about having a degree - as if being a college librarian is some incredibly prestigious and impossible to achieve profession that everyone should be immediately jealous of. A call center employee probably makes more than her with no need for student loan debt.
Please tell me the image on this post was exaggerated via photo shoppe??? I'm a fat kid myself, but damn, I never understand how people get so out of shape that they get a butt THAT big. You really have to have zero movement throughout the day and consume a nauseating amount of food to get a butt that big. Touched up or not, I've definitely seen people that size at the supermarket, etc. Again, I'm overweight myself, but I can't comprehend getting to that size.
As a fat person. You check your specks before ya spend that much on a friggin chair. 2 dummies. Just sit on a damn couch, hell I got an entire living room set plus a accessories for 1 chair.
More ethnicities please, caucasians are boring. Are you afraid of other ethnicities. These people are usually right and polite as long as possible. It's easy, but boring.
Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together. [pause] And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. [pause] Get your shit together
Every time i "stretch the fabric" i have to consult my own personal jesu... i mean "my own personal sensitive fatty"!!! ...also, somebody's burping!! ...either that or i'm a little out of it, or there's some glitch in the system:/
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Jesus, hearing the daughter humble-brag about her degree is fucking priceless. I wonder if she knows how little that piece of paper actually means.
Grease detection is always handy.
Top ten!
Love how she rounds down to 299 lb 😂
She's not a fool. She's a college librarian. LMAO
Cheers me up.
I have to listen to this one every few weeks. Amazing call.
I like how she reacted to 360 lbs. 299 ain't far off, honey.
I alternate flexing each butt cheek to the beat of the hold music.. every time!!
I bet you can drop in a sheet of aluminum foil and press out clownsec coins
We're gonna need video proof of that
Has a PhD but is a librarian lol
Lmfaooo, the supervisors surprise, "WHAT??" after hearing what shes done to the chair, and shes still like "HELLO??" This is the funniest shit ever
Every time i "stretch the fabric" i have to consult my own personal jesu... i mean "my own personal sensitive fatty"!!!
...also, somebody's burping!! ...either that or i'm a little out of it, or there's some glitch in the system:/
The daughter who has a Master's and Doctorate degrees is a fucking librarian? Real genius there, spends $350,000 in student loans to get an $8.00 an hour job. I'm sure she reminds everyone how "educated" she is every chance she gets.
Thank you guys so much. I die laughing at these calls.
Great stuff guys
299lbs 🦫🦫 dam
Haha. I was listening this while driving. I had to laugh so much. Keep up your work. I listen every episode from you.
"I dont know what kilograms are"
wat.
Another great call!! Love that picture!!!
lol... Rick and Morty
A verification should have been done here!!!
I hope that doctorate will keep her warm when she goes homeless from not being able to pay off her student loans with her college librarian salary.
Yep, I love how obnoxious she is about having a degree - as if being a college librarian is some incredibly prestigious and impossible to achieve profession that everyone should be immediately jealous of. A call center employee probably makes more than her with no need for student loan debt.
I once knew a college librarian. She was a squirter.
It’s ok, pissant pisspants Biden will wipe her debt while ‘Dr’ Jill wipes his arse.
Love y’all Channel the Centrylink one is awesome I have Centrylink at me house I laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe😂
This was most unusual
my neck hurts from laughing
Her neck doesn’t hurt, big fat fatties don’t have necks.
Please tell me the image on this post was exaggerated via photo shoppe???
I'm a fat kid myself, but damn, I never understand how people get so out of shape that they get a butt THAT big. You really have to have zero movement throughout the day and consume a nauseating amount of food to get a butt that big. Touched up or not, I've definitely seen people that size at the supermarket, etc.
Again, I'm overweight myself, but I can't comprehend getting to that size.
wow where do you find these people can we say WALMART SHOPPER!
Thanks Mac baby!
Hot Dog Mike to the office for a frank discussion
I've never seen a stronger case of obnoxious degree bragging. True geniuses know degrees don't matter.
Can't tell if acting drunk... Or actually drunk
This trailer, omg
As a fat person. You check your specks before ya spend that much on a friggin chair. 2 dummies. Just sit on a damn couch, hell I got an entire living room set plus a accessories for 1 chair.
so wait this whole time I've been sending emails I could have been sending people internet letters? What the fuck
Why are you telling me to shut up?
6:30 Rick and Morty ayyy
Scary Lary that’s odd
This one makes me feel kind of sad
Is Steven and Michael the same person..?
Maybe…
LazyBoy used to have better customer service
Damn it just miss being first
Not first, but I am 420th comment.
More ethnicities please, caucasians are boring. Are you afraid of other ethnicities. These people are usually right and polite as long as possible. It's easy, but boring.
Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together.
[pause]
And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
[pause]
Get your shit together
THICC. Also I'm first
When you give your employee IDs..say it like this “M as in Mancy” they’ll think you said Nancy and it fucks with them
Every time i "stretch the fabric" i have to consult my own personal jesu... i mean "my own personal sensitive fatty"!!!
...also, somebody's burping!! ...either that or i'm a little out of it, or there's some glitch in the system:/