Reviewing My AliExpress Coffee Equipment Haul

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  • @dosemakestoxin
    @dosemakestoxin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    I love that James is having a lot of fun lately. The fact that he donned the bean costume, momentarily showed us to messy hair and printed a silly expression on the foam shows he loves a good joke as much as anyone.

    • @robbiebenson2814
      @robbiebenson2814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think Lance has influenced him

    • @dr.franxx
      @dr.franxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@robbiebenson2814 who's Lance?

    • @robbiebenson2814
      @robbiebenson2814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hedrick - another coffee aficionado

    • @ibmezouar
      @ibmezouar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Who would've thought James is a human being

    • @jensenhealey907efi
      @jensenhealey907efi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ibmezouar No, he is a human bean! :)

  • @gavinBsussex
    @gavinBsussex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Never thought that I would hear the phrase “it leaves me no choice but to taste my face”. Strange times indeed… thanks for spending thousands on coffee junk that nobody needs for our entertainment James. You are a legend

    • @thecatofnineswords
      @thecatofnineswords 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We are all now waiting in anticipation for Hames to enhance that phrase.

    • @OyvindBjorgo
      @OyvindBjorgo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At some point, we may have watched enough of James' videos to expect these things. Today is not that day.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a fantastic problem to have.

  • @hausofjulian
    @hausofjulian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5411

    James is out here making gold for Hames

    • @Count_Smackula
      @Count_Smackula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ffwast I was thinking the same thing.

    • @warthunderrj
      @warthunderrj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      - "This strange looking object...I guess there is a little vibrating motor...it's a tight quite fit in the chamber....that was physical" 😆

    • @EasyMoneySG
      @EasyMoneySG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      "the idea of a spinny thing always did please me" 😂

    • @dlevi67
      @dlevi67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@warthunderrj "But this says - why not both?!?"

    • @somefreshbread
      @somefreshbread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Why are we all so broken that hundreds of us had this thought one minute into the video?

  • @Ess_Chalk
    @Ess_Chalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    As the patron who "won" the chunky cup, I now have the pleasure of drinking out of the vessel from which James Hoffman tasted his face and remarked it has no flavour.

    • @TRDFanatic
      @TRDFanatic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Quite the contrary, I believe James’ face to be full of flavor bwahahaha. Comedic gold.

  • @DoronBarShay
    @DoronBarShay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I was in a hotel with my partner a few months ago.
    As we sat for breakfast one of the employees said we look really good and asked if it's ok to take a picture of us with his phone, which was strange.
    A few moments later he came back with a coffee cup with our picture on it (no color).
    It was a nice experience, and an interesting use case for the coffee printer.

  • @samuelbrown9665
    @samuelbrown9665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    The self stirring mug is actually quite a commonplace instrument in experimental chemistry. The little “pill” is colloquially referred to as a “flea” though more appropriately as a magnetic stir bar. It is typically used inside a beaker or other form of glassware atop of a hot plate which has a magnetic motor beneath it. It allows to a constant rate of stirring and for liquid or solutions that cannot be stirred for whatever reason to be stirred.

    • @jonmahashintina
      @jonmahashintina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      there are some videos ive watched of people developing pigments out of certain chemicals and that stirrer definitely looked familiar.

    • @davidpottage6402
      @davidpottage6402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      In my experience those things are mostly used because the reaction needs to be stirred continuously for hours, and even the graduate student refuses to sit there that long for such a boring task.

    • @CRL_One
      @CRL_One 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yeah, but lab hotplates have stirring speed control, only setting this thing has seems to be an 11, lol.

    • @PhosphorAlchemist
      @PhosphorAlchemist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@CRL_One Yes, my first thought was that the motor was way overpowered to have only an on/off switch. You could stir a smoothie at that intensity. Assuming it's a basic stir mechanism, the speed controller is usually on the bottom but probably inaccessible due to the battery module.

    • @timholowachuk
      @timholowachuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Further, the mug appears to be most useful in terms of frothing milk, not necessarily stirring coffee. The speed at which the stir bean rotates is well suited towards that process.

  • @chillyspoon
    @chillyspoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    James going to the Middle East to taste coffee made with a traditional sand brewer, to learn the process, and discuss the equipment and history is a video I would love to see!

    • @danthelambboy
      @danthelambboy ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He doesn't go outside, someone is making him record these videos

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Safest region in the world

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      then gets kidnapped cause he is white

  • @domninin
    @domninin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    9:11 "Enjoy a mellow coffee and live a petty bourgeois life" could actually be the slogan of this channel

    • @billsuspect
      @billsuspect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It needs to be on a t-shirt if nothing else.

    • @ToppyTree
      @ToppyTree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I missed that, ty

    • @davtona
      @davtona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had to stop, rewind and read that after thinking my brain had pranked me. Blipverts, who knew?

    • @Ruth_Rosa
      @Ruth_Rosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We are all about that petty bourgeois life around here 💀😂

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's supposed to be "petite" but petty fits as well (same root, I think). Presumably it's Chinglish

  • @emmanuelmacedo1095
    @emmanuelmacedo1095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    “Ooh, angry snappy lid” made me laugh because he looked like he enjoyed it

  • @gayanderson2242
    @gayanderson2242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “The idea of a spinny thing always did please me”. Me too. I thought the magnetic stirrers in chem lab were fascinating and so clever. We need a version of it for the kitchen.

  • @80Toad
    @80Toad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    I like how James has a temp probe to check the temperature of the sand but uses his finger to check the water. "Yeah its about 50C..."

    • @aleksandrG
      @aleksandrG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well, water can not be higher then 100C, while sand can be way over

    • @panzerveps
      @panzerveps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@aleksandrG Wrong. Water under pressure can get a lot hotter than 100 degrees C.

    • @HauntedSheppard
      @HauntedSheppard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @@panzerveps tell me, was the water under pressure?

    • @protocj3735
      @protocj3735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@panzerveps Thanks Jimmy Neutron

    • @wol_ves
      @wol_ves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@HauntedSheppard It was under pressure. Under atmospheric pressure hahaha :P

  • @error.418
    @error.418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    omfg James you are an international treasure in your bean costume

    • @zdenek3010
      @zdenek3010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A treasure for Hames Joffmann for sure.

    • @error.418
      @error.418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zdenek3010 Lol, absolutely, looking forward to the edits

    • @dlevi67
      @dlevi67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I suppose it gives an entirely new flavour/face/meaning to the expression "Mr Bean".

  • @alajnabiya
    @alajnabiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Here's another vote for a Turkish coffee video! Where I live we typically drink Turkish coffee with cardamom in it but made on a stovetop. I don't know what is special about the sand. If you go to Istanbul, because I'm sure you'll want to do some thorough research, there's a whole room in Topkapi palace filled with coffee and tea making antiques with descriptions of Turkish/Ottoman coffee culture that I could have spent much longer looking at.

    • @brattingprincess
      @brattingprincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s so cool!!!

    • @lauramccoy8507
      @lauramccoy8507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love cardamom coffee ☕💖

    • @lesslighter
      @lesslighter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sand in theory should be able to retain heat longer so you can do large amount of servings once the sand is up to temperature

    • @matthewlister3755
      @matthewlister3755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in New England and, as a result, I have drunk my fair share of Greek coffee due to the immigrant community that lives here. I'm told it is very similar to a Turkish coffee. I went through a phase of making it on the stovetop and that's all I drank every morning. I still drink it on occasion, but my new job means trips to the local coffee place, which pales in comparison. I too would like to cast my vote for Turkish coffee. If it's anything like Greek coffee it's underrated and, speaking for me personally, the coffee I would prefer to drink if I had my choice when I'm rushing to work in the morning. James, don't drink the bit on the bottom. It gave its flavor to your tongue. Thank it for that and put it back in the earth.

    • @Core_VII
      @Core_VII 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turkish coffee=jet fuel for humans

  • @dhmonoxide
    @dhmonoxide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I almost died at the latte art printer part lol. Main event indeed.
    Actually the printer is considered to be a great gadget in otaku-themed cafes or restaurants in Japan, South Korea and Taiwan in which Japanese anime is really a thing.
    They print pictures of the customers' favourite characters when ordered; recently some KPOP themed cafes in South Korea are also getting these things to print KPOP singers' face on the latte cup.

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking I want to drink Jeff Satur's face ahahahahahah.

  • @jakereimer6950
    @jakereimer6950 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I wonder if the printer skewed green to compensate for the coffee that wasn’t there

    • @karigori6415
      @karigori6415 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's a possibility!

  • @SixumSuave
    @SixumSuave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    That box! "Enjoy mellow coffee and live a petty Bourgeois life". Truly, words to live by.

    • @pistachoo.
      @pistachoo. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I need this made into one of those rustic painted kitchen wall decorative "Live Laugh Love" type signs :D

    • @TatharNuar
      @TatharNuar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need a timestamp.

    • @thedownwardmachine
      @thedownwardmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good to see the CCP expressing itself

    • @RianMalik
      @RianMalik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TatharNuar 9:11

    • @themmmeanone
      @themmmeanone ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know Chinese and unfortunately this really is just auto translation gone wrong.

  • @RegularBeico
    @RegularBeico 2 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Honestly wasn't expecting the printer to work so well

    • @sirjman
      @sirjman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I had coffee from one of these a few years ago, it worked even better than his example. Like anything probably takes a bit of practice.

    • @damian_smith
      @damian_smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Printers often need some tuning (profiling) to get the colours right. I also saw one in Hong Kong years back - want willing to pay the extra for a photo-coffee, but it's a cute idea

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sirjman The printer probably is calibrated to asume a brown coffee base and adjusts accordingly

    • @danielirvine7468
      @danielirvine7468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kinda weirds me out drinking ink ?
      I guess we will find out in 10 years if it’s safe

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@danielirvine7468 What do you think is in literally everything with artificial colors is?
      candy, cakes, frosting, ice cream, jam, jelly, jello, pudding, soda, and so many other things include artificial food coloring and have for almost a CENTURY now

  • @sebas9504
    @sebas9504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Excited for the roasting series and for a guide on brewing Turkish coffee!
    Hope you’re also still interested in doing a video or two on decaffeination, I’d be super keen to hear your take on it

  • @KatBurnsKASHKA
    @KatBurnsKASHKA ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I could see that printer machine being cool at a cafe to add like specific characters to their latte for an extra $1 or something!

    • @WesTheMarketer
      @WesTheMarketer ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We saw one on a cruise last year. It’s pretty slick.

    • @mohamm148
      @mohamm148 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      more like for 10$ lol

    • @philipjhorton
      @philipjhorton ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Could be used as a marketing gimmick at conventions!

    • @Orzorn
      @Orzorn ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had a latte a few years ago where they would take a picture of anything we wanted and print it on our latte. I chose my passport cover which was designed by an artist local to their region, and the art came out beautifully. My fiancee and I took pictures of our lattes together and it remains a fond memory.

    • @firstname4337
      @firstname4337 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it would be awesome for halloween and christmas

  • @poala3178
    @poala3178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    For the Turkish Coffee, be careful what type of copper ware you use. They all have aluminum coat inside where coffee goes in, but the coat should be 100% perfect for it to not be a health hazard. Copper and acidic liquids are not the best for both taste and most importantly health. Also, the coffee that you made is the most default and most used Turkish coffee brand in Turkey. Maybe packaging was compromised, or maybe it was just stale, but it shouldn't taste funny like that. Also, you should absolutely burn the shit out of the sand before using. It should be at 200+ Celsius for 2+ hours, then cooled, and heated again for 2 more times before using to make coffee.

    • @rquincy4113
      @rquincy4113 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you for this information!

    • @ShadowKylar
      @ShadowKylar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m curious what the point of the heating cycle for the sand is? Do you mean doing that just the first time or every time?

    • @poala3178
      @poala3178 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@ShadowKylar it is only done for the first use as far as I'm aware. It is done to burn away any foul smelling substances that may inherently found in the sand and/or additives that are sometimes added before shipping to prevent the sand getting moist. It is basically aquarium sand after all. It may contain microplastics or other compounds that smell bad. Better to burn them away before using.

    • @estergrant6713
      @estergrant6713 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      james is (with love) a huge coffee snob and its not unlikely that if the most popular coffee in turkey was included he wouldn't like it. he just has very picky tastes, thats his thing.

    • @poala3178
      @poala3178 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@estergrant6713 actually now that I think, it's not very rare that an enthusiast disliking the most popular coffee. I dislike about 70% of the most popular coffee in my area. Totally makes sense that he dislikes it too.

  • @AndrewMclean
    @AndrewMclean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    That intro means we have reached Peak Hoffmann

    • @richardparke4105
      @richardparke4105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I am optimistic. I think we are not even close to Peak Hoffmann yet.

    • @domninin
      @domninin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No that is the form he takes on at 50 percent power. We are not close to him going 100 percent yet

    • @ElectTheChopStick
      @ElectTheChopStick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't wait for puck Hoffman.

    • @Xbox360gamer5000
      @Xbox360gamer5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hames joffman*

    • @seazonegranec
      @seazonegranec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This isn't even his final form

  • @m_cabral
    @m_cabral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The printer is great for weddings and parties. We hired a barista for my wedding and they had one of these printers. They printed a photo of myself and my wife and a thank you sign on top of lattes. Our guests loved it.

  • @cypherfunc
    @cypherfunc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    That printer is finally an answer to the Starbucks name struggle. Just take quick pic of each customer and print it on their drink!! What could go wrong? 😉

    • @itsROMPERS...
      @itsROMPERS... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought the same thing, but they put lids on them. 😞

    • @fredhenry101
      @fredhenry101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsROMPERS... Easy solution: Print the face, put the lid next to the cup. Walk up, find the drink with your face on, put the lid on so you don't have to confront the existential horror of drinking your own face before you've had your coffee, and off you trot

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itsROMPERS... You could print on the lids.

    • @josephvalerio6665
      @josephvalerio6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      someone soft surely wont give their permission to print their picture on their own drink

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephvalerio6665 Yeah like boomers

  • @notbatman1001
    @notbatman1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was today's favorite of two TH-cam offerings--the first, a friend building a backyard chicken coop from recycled materials. Having had better luck and more enjoyment with coffee than I've had with chickens, I express my thanks for all his efforts.

  • @Bronxoasis
    @Bronxoasis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I've had sucha rough day and this video has made me laugh so many times. Thank you so much James for making my night. I appreciate you and your videos. I have recently fallen in love with coffee and your videos are amazing to watch. You make coffee fun!

  • @Justin-Bamforth
    @Justin-Bamforth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The printer section literally gave me real tears. Bravo Mr Hoffman you’re a TH-cam treat for all.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And now that his face is a beverage, he can also be a literal treat.

    • @tascanis
      @tascanis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the issue with the printer was actually the lack of coffee in the beverage.
      James said it looked like the green was a little but too much and the magenta cartridge probably wasn't dispensing correctly. However I think it maybe on purpose due to the normal color of a beverage you'd use it in. Which would be a latte, which is slightly brownish which is fairly close to magenta

  • @jjforcebreaker
    @jjforcebreaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    _On every level except physical, I am a coffee bean._ - James Hoffmann, 2022.

    • @TheAnonymousrogue
      @TheAnonymousrogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A real human bean and a real hero.

    • @joepangean6770
      @joepangean6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Needs to be a shirt printed quote offered by TensHundredsThousands.

  • @MadScones
    @MadScones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I don't even drink coffee, I'm just a big fan of James

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Амен. I hate Br*tain, but he's a national treasure.

    • @at-ge5te
      @at-ge5te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @bigblueassbaby9074
      @bigblueassbaby9074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AB0BA_69 Oi teef oi

    • @javierchamorro8988
      @javierchamorro8988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember when I used to be like that.
      But then I fell into the rabiit hole.

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burn the Heathen

  • @birphon
    @birphon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    ngl, would love to see a "Coffee's of the World" series where you spend one or two episodes to "figure out how coffee is made" from different parts of the world, from their roasting to their processing to actually drinking the coffee. Sand cooking(?) has always been an interesting thing to me to the point of someone decided to take their hot sand and boil their coffee in it cause why not. Maybe Part 1 could be History and Part 2 could be How To - by Part 1 and 2 i mean of that region

    • @wenaught
      @wenaught ปีที่แล้ว +2

      putting stuff in hot sand to see what happens is probably one of the favorite pastimes in places where there's hot sand basically everywhere

  • @Mariposa_46
    @Mariposa_46 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Aren't you glad that it exists?" Pure James

  • @spamcan9208
    @spamcan9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I let out a very loud laugh when the magnetic stirring thing yeeted itself into the coffee. Side note: I would love to see a video on the Turkish coffee maker as well as other less traditional (in the West) brewers.

  • @danielwilkinson8056
    @danielwilkinson8056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You know James, your level of sass in this video is off the charts. "I know what you want, you want me to drink it anyway". I found myself giggling along. I love the conversation esk way of presentation in your videos. Amazing! Great job! Like many I was weirly impressed by the AliExpress purchases haha

  • @christiantangvald9421
    @christiantangvald9421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    " Enjoy mellow coffee and live a petty bourgeois life" is so good.
    Would love that on a t shirt

  • @ManorMoose
    @ManorMoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    We definitely need "Enjoy mellow coffee and live a petty bourgeois life" merchandise... Please make it happen!

    • @Mariposa_46
      @Mariposa_46 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes! I would buy a mug - or a shirt - with that printed on it!

  • @triciamcmillan9846
    @triciamcmillan9846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Wouldn’t like to use this machine if it stood between me and my first cup of coffee for the day” 😂 made me laugh out loud - the mental picture of going to this ridiculous machine for that first, pre compos mentis, cup of the day really tickled my funny bone. Thanks James ❤

  • @mayeejun
    @mayeejun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This gentle chaos (so far... I'm only about a quarter of the way through) was exactly what I needed today 😊

  • @antikovt
    @antikovt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh man, I never knew how much I needed an "Understanding Turkish coffee brewing" series from James before this video. Now I cannot sleep.

  • @mle8659
    @mle8659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This episode is going to be a gold mine for Hames Joffman😂

    • @corinnecorley9584
      @corinnecorley9584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @dsdw123
      @dsdw123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hames Joffman? That his Reddit?

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dsdw123 it’s someone on TH-cam who makes YTPs of James Hoffman

  • @ruairihair
    @ruairihair 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Ooohhh angry snappy lid!"
    Precisely the aort of detailed insight ive come to expect.

  • @JoeHatesItHere
    @JoeHatesItHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Nothing like a Saturday night, a James Hoffman video, and a petty bourgeoise life.

    • @pierrex3226
      @pierrex3226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bourgeois, not bourgeoise ;)

    • @andrewhaley6098
      @andrewhaley6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pierrex3226 "petit," not "petty." ;-)

    • @pierrex3226
      @pierrex3226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewhaley6098 well no, i assume he meant that bourgeois life is petty. Full French would be petite, then. Une petite vie bourgeoise.

    • @JimboCKW
      @JimboCKW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pierrex3226 petit bourgeois is a common phrase though

    • @cichlisuite2
      @cichlisuite2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@andrewhaley6098 But it's a quote from the packaging of the carafe which said "Enjoy coffee and live a petty bourgeois life", and I like that James didn't spell it out more than necessary to make the joke.

  • @slitherzither
    @slitherzither 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hames is gonna have a good time with this, I can just see it.
    Also, some exploration of Turkish coffee would be cool (though I'm sure the list of future projects is already a mile long). I have a little ibrik that I bought a few years ago, used like once or twice, and then stuck it in a cabinet and forgot about it. Now that I'm getting a new grinder that, in theory, should be able to grind down to Turkish level, I kinda want to revisit.

    • @TheMatchReview
      @TheMatchReview 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I missed out on the Hames jokes... Where can I get more info from? Lol

    • @cristroman100
      @cristroman100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheMatchReview the Hames Joffmann channel

  • @kubafraczek2577
    @kubafraczek2577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    James on a coffee was both predicatbly unsetteling and surprisingly endearing.

    • @TheJamesMReid
      @TheJamesMReid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I need a tshirt with that face on it lol

  • @mathnerdm
    @mathnerdm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That magnetic stirrer is the exact same kind you use for stirring reactions in beakers in a lab! Usually the magnetic base is built into the heating plate as well.

    • @Lollllllz
      @Lollllllz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think if they just added a speed control just oike the hot plates that have a stir function it would be nice

  • @turtle_soda
    @turtle_soda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Oh my gosh that Turkish coffee technique was definitely something else. Biggest tips I can give are water first then coffee so you can get good “crema” (foam) on top. don’t stir it, the boiling water will take care of that. Place it deeper in the sand, like 40-50% deep. Those are the most common mistakes I usually see.

    • @Dapplication
      @Dapplication ปีที่แล้ว

      Kurukahveci mehmet efendi's coffee is shit, the brewer can't do much to salvage the earthy sandy coffee of them

    • @turtle_soda
      @turtle_soda ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dapplication while I don’t think it’s terrible I definitely prefer Arabic brands of Turkish coffee

  • @stevengasperino3301
    @stevengasperino3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That printer sort of makes me think about trade shows, recruiting events, that sort of thing. Like a gimmick where you print your company's logo onto lattes right before you hand them to your prospective clients or employees, or the reporters you're trying to impress. Something of absolutely no consequence except to show people how much effort you put into your booth or reception or whatever.

  • @soysorray
    @soysorray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Having seen James "The Human Bean" Hoffmann, I can finally die in peace.

    • @BroonParker
      @BroonParker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scared to death more like.

  • @chrism95
    @chrism95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Since you mentioned turkish coffee, I think you could do a really awesome series or at least video about travelling to different areas and learning their brewing methods from some locals, then doing an "ideal" brew back at home similar to how many people make moka pots one way, but then you have your better brewing style with it that just takes the method to be the best it can be. My coworkers just told me about an interesting indian one I guess called Indian filter coffee. It uses something not dissimilar to a moka pot but includes chicory in the beans while brewing. I think outside india its knowm as filter kaapi

    • @TimBryan
      @TimBryan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then maybe we can get him to do cowboy coffee on a horse!

    • @dlevi67
      @dlevi67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chicory was widely used as a coffee substitute in Italy... between 1939 and 1950 or thereabouts.

    • @veganpotterthevegan
      @veganpotterthevegan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indian filter coffee is extremely different from a moka pot. It really couldn't be more different

    • @chrism95
      @chrism95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veganpotterthevegan the process is different, but it is a similar device

    • @veganpotterthevegan
      @veganpotterthevegan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrism95 why? Because they're made of metal? I have multiple of each. They share nothing other than being made of metal

  • @juliadandy6019
    @juliadandy6019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I absolutely LOVE the testing and reviewing cheap/weird/random stuff videos.
    Testing the good stuff is not as fun

  • @brianpack5479
    @brianpack5479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I didn't expect "horrified James latte art" to be on the list of things I needed in my life, but here we are.

  • @ceebee1461
    @ceebee1461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The printer release made my jaw drop. That is incredible.

  • @doctornick666
    @doctornick666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I didn't think anything could beat the bripe video, but this was 28 minutes of joy

  • @ib8543
    @ib8543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I genuinely loved this episode. There were interesting gadgets, James’ subtle humor, and most important of all, my new favorite coffee mascot 😂

  • @mixhpun
    @mixhpun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I feel like Hames Joffman will be able to make a masterpiece out of this video!
    Which instantly makes it a classic

  • @arnovj1
    @arnovj1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really loved the beginning bit in the costume, best laugh of the day

  • @Elleander1
    @Elleander1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James saying Combustion on a poorly made greenscreen-esque flaming background is exactly the energy I needed. Thank you

  • @nikki3879
    @nikki3879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is pure joy. Mad scientist James testing ridiculous coffee gadgets is my favourite James 🤣

  • @DrCh0ngo
    @DrCh0ngo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That latte art had me laughing out loud! I can’t believe how well it worked!

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably would have worked better on an actual Latte, as it is clearly calibrated to assume a milky tan coffee base

  • @andrewackerman7288
    @andrewackerman7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I can't wait to see the Hames Joffman version of this!

    • @jbradleymusic
      @jbradleymusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm still not convinced they're not the same person.

    • @justinlee810
      @justinlee810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Had to double check I wasn't watching Hames Joffman lol

    • @andrewackerman7288
      @andrewackerman7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jbradleymusic no no no Hames has mustache, a very dapper one

  • @TRDFanatic
    @TRDFanatic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This sir is sheer gold! Brilliant work! Just me or anybody else enjoy the irony of the weber eg-1 in the background of an Ali express haul?!?!? Anyone? No?……just me.

  • @TheRealDoctorBonkus
    @TheRealDoctorBonkus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God, I love this, I am so glad youtube recommended this channel

  • @ffwast
    @ffwast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The stirring mug is just the same design as a magnetic stirrer for labs and such, I got one in a box of other stuff built with just a magnet glued to a computer fan stuck in a little box you set any old container on and drop the little stir bar into it.

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I instantly thought of NileRed and his stir bars when I saw that thing. Wonder how they make it work with a metal mug, though...

    • @paulgibson193
      @paulgibson193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NickiRusin as long as the inside isn’t iron/steel the magnetic field can go through it. My guess is it’s aluminium.

    • @lukedodson3267
      @lukedodson3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NickiRusin I looked it up and the product info says it's stainless steel, so it's probably a grade of austenite steel since they're less ferro-magnetic.

    • @nicolaplays1134
      @nicolaplays1134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even better, some of the lab versions have integrated hot plates, so you could use it to keep your drink hot at the same time.

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicolaplays1134 the lab version often has adjustable stir speed and temperatures too, so you can warm your liquid however you like,

  • @wlonkery
    @wlonkery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So many of these give me big 差不多 energy. But I would _love_ to see you do some more immersion coffee videos, like Turkish coffee or café de olla!

  • @montgomeryharr30
    @montgomeryharr30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Crass images is an incredibly polite way of saying what we'd all do with that pen 😂

    • @markjthomson
      @markjthomson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      12 year old boy art FTW!

  • @Aarmadale
    @Aarmadale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The smoke coming out of the sand coffee maker is probably an oil that is coated on metal products to prevent rusting while shipping, it'll stop burning after a few uses or after washing it off well!

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I realized he didn't wash any of the things he used. :o Can't be hygienic.

  • @emmanuelmacedo1095
    @emmanuelmacedo1095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When this man reviews whacky gadgets, things we know are probably bad, he looks like he is having soooo much fun. I love it

  • @JuddJadulan
    @JuddJadulan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is James' guilty pleasure along with Ikea products.

  • @vasilisdurden2622
    @vasilisdurden2622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Im having a miserable Friday night in, and suddenly I see this video. You just fixed my mood James. An honest "thank you" is the least I can say

  • @starrykalico
    @starrykalico 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    hey James I found you through the Tom Scott plus video and I'm so mesmerized by your channel and passion for coffee so much so you're making ME start feeling passionate about it
    I love the care and craft you put into your videos (especially the makita one, a fav of mine) and all because you made me realise that coffee has more flavours than just bitter!

  • @Simonkenteriksson
    @Simonkenteriksson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just always find it funny -> anything is interesting when someone is passionate about a topic. I don't like coffee. I will most likely never like or drink coffee. I don't wanna learn to enjoy coffee. Yet i watched almost all your videos, learning on how to make a great cup of coffee. Thanks for great content as always :)

  • @あきなるえ
    @あきなるえ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Having watched quite a few of James’ videos, I now find delight in knowing that you’re in for a treat when he starts chuckling!

  • @kyledurrwachter9975
    @kyledurrwachter9975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I would love to see more of a look into Turkish style brewing especially with sand. It’s probably the most foreign brewer to me (maybe the syphon would contest)

    • @chemistrykrang8065
      @chemistrykrang8065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I'm here for a Turkish video... but James might struggle given his oft-expressed dislike of sludgy stuff in coffee and love of the paper filter.
      Also what if it's good? Do I really want him to open that door and make me buy another grinder? (Maybe my Knock could do Turkish... but doing that with a hand grinder feels like it'd be pretty hard work...)

  • @jamesheadgierre6276
    @jamesheadgierre6276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Might be your best review video yet, James. A good, through, honest review of a bunch of products. And you picked some super interesting products to review too!

  • @christophmuller3511
    @christophmuller3511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sticking with the AliExpress theme: Keenovo sells decent stick on silicone heater mats with built in thermostats (or even PID controllers) which could be used to preheat the lever espresso machines instead of relying on the water. I use one of their heating mats on my 3d printer :)

  • @zerocool2210
    @zerocool2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coincidentally the manual lever machine (ZXS) can be connected to another version of the your steamer (11’38”). That steamer can chain the steam (and hot water for brewing too) through a plastic tube to the manual lever machine to preheat it to higher than 93 degree C for espresso. I can send you a photo if you like.
    Love to see your gadgets reviews and they are very informative and interesting. You just saved me a lot of time and money. Keep up the amazing work 🎉

    • @nisgt
      @nisgt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm really interested in this! Can you send me a photo too please?

  • @thechunkydrummer
    @thechunkydrummer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the funniest and most quotable videos I’ve seen from this channel in ages - brilliant😅

  • @Justin-yx4bq
    @Justin-yx4bq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    James needs to go to japan and see the anime fan cafes to understand why the latte art printer exists.

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Expensive but it's going to pay for itself pretty quick in that scenario.

  • @JezzaN1
    @JezzaN1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Aliexpress is actually pretty good for the cheaper accessories - I got a 58.5mm red sandalwood tamper for ~$25AUD and I have no complaints. Dosing rings, WDT tools etc are probably a few others that would be relatively safe bets.

  • @tonyyoung6951
    @tonyyoung6951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have the old model of that coffee roaster, paid £140 still working very well after 3 years, and roasts perfectly.

  • @romansauber8754
    @romansauber8754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came to discover a maybe useful addition to my coffee collection, but got some laughter instead and a shock about what products are made and sold! Thanks James. Great video 🤣

  • @mjsvitek
    @mjsvitek 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:40 - the moment we were all waiting for...
    However, might I say, that milk steamer looks equal parts beautiful and dangerous. 10/10

  • @vlexchristensen
    @vlexchristensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5 minutes in and i already know whatever hames joffman does with this video it will be amazing

  • @ALDB
    @ALDB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I want to open a shop called "Little Coffee Shop of Horrors" and sell all this crap dressed in the coffee bean costume.

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't forget coffee pods with cereal flavor.

    • @John-nr6gg
      @John-nr6gg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...and don't forget the coffee printer. Talk about a money machine. Customers will be flocking from everywhere, to drink their heads off.

    • @koshey245
      @koshey245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MetalheadAndNerd coffee milk lattes do be amazing though

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the true horror is that you serve bad coffee!

    • @koshey245
      @koshey245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 so a starbucks?

  • @topfert7067
    @topfert7067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been craving to learn more about Turkish coffee and I really hope there will be a proper video about it in the future.

  • @thestarscape2446
    @thestarscape2446 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't know how this got recommended to me. I've had coffee twice in my entire life. once of which was 16 years ago. but this was very entertaining because of James himself. crazy how much yall spend on Coffee.

  • @GuyrillaBraun
    @GuyrillaBraun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The auto-spinning mug cleans very well. Put your hot soapy water in, seal it, let it spin for a bit, dump water, rinse, dry.

  • @jeroenschoondergang5923
    @jeroenschoondergang5923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks James for your highly informative video and spot on delivery! I love Ali for stuff like tampers, dividers, mats and stuff. I order a lot of fly fishing/fly tying stuff and nowadays I am seldom disappointed. But it took me quite a lot of time to navigate through crappy and even completely unreliable sellers to find a number of reputable shops. Good stuff is made in China, the challenge is to find it. I am pretty sure it is the same thing for coffee stuff. It is also a game of common sense, which for me excludes buying elaborate mechanical or electric stuff.

  • @PatrickSpeaking
    @PatrickSpeaking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s back!! 😮

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video! Thanks James for making coffee fun for everyone!

  • @SquidandCatAdventures
    @SquidandCatAdventures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I collect pictures of mascots and that bean costume was really exciting for me. RIP, Chef Homaro Cantu, but Moto Restaurant that used to be in Chicago would have loved Evebot. I believe he may have been the first to serve printed objects with food-safe ink.

  • @ooldmka
    @ooldmka ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dude really is making a cold brew hand pressed espresso

  • @coughfee_beans
    @coughfee_beans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'd love to see you try another episode of this with Etsy this time.

  • @stirfryjedi
    @stirfryjedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    James out here helping me live my best petty bourgeois life!!

  • @Epinardscaramel
    @Epinardscaramel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The bean costume is gorgeous

  • @chianti95
    @chianti95 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That steamer gizmo was interesting. For $99 I’d give it a whirl, but $300? Nope. James printing his face on cappuccino foam was unforgettable! 😂

  • @rnash97
    @rnash97 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The humor in this video is at it's peak and I'm here for it

  • @Rmx2011
    @Rmx2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think the best things in this video were that wooden box and that bean costume!

  • @hausofjulian
    @hausofjulian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    YAY IT'S BACK UP!!

  • @montv291
    @montv291 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please do a cezve turkish coffee breakdown like your others! I just bought one and I'd love your take.

  • @trash3570
    @trash3570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Roast beans in an air fryer, this was initially intended to be funny but now I’m invested in the result

  • @badger47-n3c
    @badger47-n3c 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't drink coffee and I'm not sure why i clicked on this, but i found it fascinating. You made the subject interesting and your accent/cadence were very soothing and pleasant to listen to.