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  • @riellevinyl
    @riellevinyl ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    I love chaotic this stream was. Like, it wasn't supposed to be funny. This duo are just too funny. Kotoka is like another version of Mysta

    • @tumage8592
      @tumage8592 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The third one that should only be allowed access to a Kitchen If the dinner Table is in there and cooking is already finished

    • @BuiNgoNhanucA
      @BuiNgoNhanucA ปีที่แล้ว +11

      :V welp look like we have three Mysta Rias

    • @Akindex
      @Akindex 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tumage8592who's the second? Kyo?

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    Melcoco: Realizes her friend doesn't really cook or even have most basic kitchen things.
    Kotoka: Doesn't realize she needs most basic kitchen things.

    • @poorsmolchildissmol
      @poorsmolchildissmol ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What are those basic things- I am in a situation in life right now where I am Kotoka and my roommate is Melcoco HOW DO I NOT FALL INTO THE SAME FATE AS THIS CURSED GOBLIN????????

    • @loyalistfurboi5731
      @loyalistfurboi5731 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@poorsmolchildissmol basic kitchen things: whisk(1 big, 1 small), spatula, measuring cups, pots and pans, clean stove top, knives(kitchen knives NOT butter/dinner knives)

    • @tgseetoh
      @tgseetoh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Drill solves everything

  • @Ihate_Life
    @Ihate_Life ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    How to build your immunity: stay at kotoka's house for one day

    • @Verrisin
      @Verrisin ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I don't think you can build immunity that fast ... you will just be poisoned for a week after ...

    • @EndoftheBeginning17
      @EndoftheBeginning17 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nah... this will tax your immunity to the breaking point. You'd need to then travel to the UK to visit Mysta for some R&R and mold in order to rehabilit.... sorry tjat would make things worse.... though honestly he should have done an off-collab with her when he was in Japan.... I know he was on break bad that would be rad

    • @shun-li8204
      @shun-li8204 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Constitution leveling speedrun any%

    • @Verrisin
      @Verrisin ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shun-li8204 very _any%_

    • @raimyonlinewarrior236
      @raimyonlinewarrior236 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then travel to a different universe and eat Haachama's cooking.

  • @oomay1925
    @oomay1925 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "Say 3 things you like about me"
    "Nothing."
    the absolute zero hesitation has me dead

  • @naniwazuni
    @naniwazuni ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    i only saw images of this collab floating around on Twitter so I was like "oh, she burnt the pancake, that's sad". I had no idea how bad it really was. the expired mayo took me OUT

    • @heilamwether8911
      @heilamwether8911 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Imma be honnest, the using the woke kinda did it for me, since *I have eaten worst than expired mayo* and knowing how wokes are, that pancake was just gonna die.

    • @maperu
      @maperu  ปีที่แล้ว +65

      and then they took out the mayo....
      (for sweet pancakes)

    • @lqfr8813
      @lqfr8813 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      1 month expired mayo might still be safe, 8months???? holy shit

    • @heilamwether8911
      @heilamwether8911 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lqfr8813 yeahhhhhhh, that just sounds toxic at that point. I have eaten moldy bread, but even I’m not willing to go for that.

    • @jiocrestfall
      @jiocrestfall ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meloco might even get taken out and not in a way she'd like

  • @reicelestial2478
    @reicelestial2478 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Kotoka is yet another vtuber that makes me ask "how the fuck are you alive"

  • @monkeydluffy5054
    @monkeydluffy5054 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    For some reason I can already see future stream with kotoka and mysta creating the most crazy food ever

    • @wehyehyehye8104
      @wehyehyehye8104 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      crazy this was only so recent but that can't happen anymore :,>

  • @kartwilberturno
    @kartwilberturno ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Kotoka and Meloco both survived this. (Ding! 🔔)
    Also, If Calliope, Hachaama, Mika, Millie, Mysta and Scarle were actually there especially on the chat watching their off-collab stream, they're gonna be proud of their masterpiece. (Ding! 🔔)

    • @ammarsyazwan8064
      @ammarsyazwan8064 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Calli is gonna be busy when that happens

    • @hakou4347
      @hakou4347 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You're planning to end the world or something?

    • @yogurt155
      @yogurt155 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Insert Mika here.

    • @kartwilberturno
      @kartwilberturno ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks guys. I'll try to add and edit this.

    • @PrayogiCristian
      @PrayogiCristian ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haachama: Finally some good faqing food

  • @CaporegimeMarcus
    @CaporegimeMarcus ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Please don't let her do a cooking collab with Mika...

    • @Dnn_vldz
      @Dnn_vldz ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Imagine them with mysta

    • @maperu
      @maperu  ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Mika, Mysta, Kotoka, (Haachama)
      they all end in -a
      seems like there's a trend 👀

    • @TheXAllosaurus
      @TheXAllosaurus ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@maperu NOOOOOOOOOOO, that'd be disastrous (Also Haachama would probably not able to fit well in the group)

    • @grayarystorjz6685
      @grayarystorjz6685 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheXAllosaurus chemistry doesn't matter if what they make is shit

    • @TheXAllosaurus
      @TheXAllosaurus ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@grayarystorjz6685 Hmm...I'm talking about that Haachama probably won't fit well within the group simply because she's not used to speak English in the crowds (I think she's a little bit introvert)

  • @maestromeister6971
    @maestromeister6971 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    ... now this is a new chemistry in Niji EN that I'm coming to like more!

    • @Autonym
      @Autonym ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Chemistry? Man this looks more like microbiology.
      Of the food poisoning kind.

    • @maestromeister6971
      @maestromeister6971 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Autonym i wasn't referring to the food they made. their chaotic energy.

    • @venerablesimp
      @venerablesimp ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Autonym I don't know man. There's bound to be chemical products in that burnt pancakes cooked using a just-used-to-cook-fried-rice wok and expired mayo.

  • @Drex...
    @Drex... ปีที่แล้ว +99

    That meloco quote about not touching her pancake will certainly go down as one of the quotes of all time.

  • @MrDoyle0
    @MrDoyle0 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Kotoka is just trying to make Meloco stronger...by attacking her immune system 😅

  • @adrianskyler8071
    @adrianskyler8071 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    We know these two are kinda crazy on their own but together they reach great heights of madness. These two goofing around reminds me of how me and my friends were in high school. Just messing around even while cooking, pure chaos.

  • @aerthreepwood8021
    @aerthreepwood8021 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love that she's fluent but still sometimes struggles with the r/l thing. It's cute.

  • @imjustKirahello
    @imjustKirahello ปีที่แล้ว +72

    One day Mysta, Kyo and Kotoka gathered in the kitchen and...

  • @bluekirby6480
    @bluekirby6480 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is giving me Mysta and Vox cooking stream flashback Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Well Kotoka is now one of the vtubers that aren't allowed to get near the kitchen ever again🥲🤣

    • @mohdafnanazmi1674
      @mohdafnanazmi1674 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I thought that a girl cooking badly in anime was fiction but kotoka manage to tick all the boxes and parody them :
      1) black charred food
      2) insert random stuff to a simple dish
      3) used expired ingredient
      4) taste questionable or terrible

    • @frog5961
      @frog5961 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Remember that Meloco doesn’t have a rice cooker and likes instant rice.

    • @venomark7883
      @venomark7883 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mohdafnanazmi1674 like a certain spider eating "Australian"

    • @lqfr8813
      @lqfr8813 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@frog5961 actually if the instant rice is available so close and has enough portion for her only with reasonable price, buying instant rice is much less hassle from cleaning up dishes for cooking and save gas/electricity. i used to live alone and cleaning tools to cook is annoying

  • @JDROE1986
    @JDROE1986 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Damn meloco was suffering this stream and enjoying it too 🤣

  • @666aron
    @666aron ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Watching this live was an experience. I think that my life is zen after witnessing this and surviving.

  • @kakeszu
    @kakeszu ปีที่แล้ว +63

    the fact that their gloves were taped made me crack up for some reason

    • @norasyikinali6283
      @norasyikinali6283 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Their gloves did not cover their wrists, so they have to tape it. It is still so funny tho.

  • @corvus9359
    @corvus9359 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I guess if there was one thing learned from this stream, it would be that Kotoka should not be left unattended while cooking. Meloco looks away for one second and Kotoka's already doing something she shouldn't be doing.

  • @asfarkhan606
    @asfarkhan606 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    And suddenly, Mysta is at the bottom of everyone's list of worries

  • @LunarEdge7
    @LunarEdge7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Anyone who comes in while this girl's cooking be like: Damn Kotoka, you live like this??

  • @leef9111
    @leef9111 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kotoka can cook but she likes her food combined, so, yeah

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm with meloco on this one.
    As a person who cooks this hurts my soul

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Eating expired food on stream... So this is what happened when we let Japanese Nijigirls cook xD
    Kotoka used wok to cook fried rice? Gotta make a certain uncle proud!

  • @xMERCx
    @xMERCx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The taped gloves sends me into a whole different dimension.

  • @pebble8978
    @pebble8978 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    01:47 😂

  • @cherrybabe
    @cherrybabe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WATCHING THIS MAKES ME FEEL THE PAIN MELOCO WAS FEELING.

  • @corvus9359
    @corvus9359 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It probably tastes fine..."
    *Takes a tiny piece with no mayo on it*

  • @nocturnenix
    @nocturnenix ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn, this is so much alike Vox and Mysta's off collab cooking stream lmao

    • @meibhieIRL
      @meibhieIRL ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but this is even worse

  • @jawkn
    @jawkn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kotoka is like the one friend who is too sweet and silly but stupid while meloco in the logical one which relates to me and my friend

  • @canchanbaekpleaseadoptme6311
    @canchanbaekpleaseadoptme6311 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Let's hope Meloco doesn't get stomach problems 💀

  • @FateMissedDeath
    @FateMissedDeath ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Maaan, poor Meloco. She had go THROUGH it.

  • @ichypapower
    @ichypapower 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You can practically feel Meloco's dawning horror as she slowly sets down the fork.

  • @suneharai2220
    @suneharai2220 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine if Mysta, Mika, and Kotoka were all in a kitchen doing a cooking collab together

  • @reon9328
    @reon9328 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    kotoka just built different

  • @unicode3402
    @unicode3402 ปีที่แล้ว

    The energy this two have together is awesome

  • @bowzser143
    @bowzser143 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the way meloco dropped the spoon after kotaka said that she used the wok to cook fried rice lolol

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin ปีที่แล้ว +15

    From the descriptions Kotoka gave, how did Meloco even survive at her place??

  • @chldbrl5026
    @chldbrl5026 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kotoka…. Kotoka is 2nd Mysta….?
    Meloco “Don’t touch”is so hilarious 💀💀

  • @UtterlyShagged
    @UtterlyShagged ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's barely 15 seconds in amd I'm already screaming.
    *mixing with a measuring cup?!*

  • @themarky2714
    @themarky2714 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kotoka sounds like Gundou and Hoshikawa combined while looking like a Qpi and Hinano hybrid. She's left-handed too!

  • @ryanlorenzo5003
    @ryanlorenzo5003 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I only cook rice and instant noodles but Kotoka got me freaking out.

  • @Mirko.D.
    @Mirko.D. ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mysta looks at Kotoka: Is she one of my people?

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Meloco just gained a boost in immune system (if she survives).

  • @TashiroSeiichi
    @TashiroSeiichi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your clips. Criminally underrated

    • @maperu
      @maperu  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you for watching!!

  • @JustCallMeDija
    @JustCallMeDija ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it when Meloco screams 😂😂😂😂 it’s too funny

  • @viclip5
    @viclip5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    always check expired date on people that never cook

    • @maperu
      @maperu  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg yes, I've been a victim to expired foods too many times 😔

  • @maurochan9211
    @maurochan9211 ปีที่แล้ว

    This made me cry 😭

  • @michaelfang1393
    @michaelfang1393 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best duo

  • @farhanbogor4185
    @farhanbogor4185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kotoka is the type that make Gordon leave quick in kitchen nightmare

  • @patkundesu
    @patkundesu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine Kotoka and Mysta joining forces; while Vox and Meloco is alongside them

  • @babyshxtou
    @babyshxtou ปีที่แล้ว +2

    meloco so strong for this 😭

  • @TheSpongyMallard
    @TheSpongyMallard ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve witnessed the strongest idol’s cooking streams enough to where this is only entry level in cursed cooking.

  • @jshu-_-
    @jshu-_- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love their sisters energy

  • @StardustSynchron
    @StardustSynchron หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like them both, they’re funny :)

  • @zarichexernav.zehldd638
    @zarichexernav.zehldd638 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That smug face of kotoka

  • @DarkMickeyz
    @DarkMickeyz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want to see mysta and kotaka cook together

  • @denisaomine5661
    @denisaomine5661 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    kotoka......

  • @kuwusaki_
    @kuwusaki_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mysta and Koto should have a cooking stream collab together

  • @TheVirtualArchivist
    @TheVirtualArchivist ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want to see a colab cooking stream with Kotoka,Scarle, and Mysta

  • @Loxer150
    @Loxer150 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this duo reminds me of hoshikawa and gundou

    • @MrMagnetron2
      @MrMagnetron2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t wait for the tongue kissing

  • @exstee
    @exstee ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn this is the kind of stream that hurts to miss but is still hilarious to watch for the first time nonetheless

  • @angelvazquezguerrero7726
    @angelvazquezguerrero7726 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Don't let Kotoka cook.

  • @akisora69
    @akisora69 ปีที่แล้ว

    i need that emote of melocco holding the knife for my car lol

  • @kakeszu
    @kakeszu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mysta and kotoka are of the same breed

  • @agsiar
    @agsiar ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oh shit! i feel so bad for meloco hahahahaha!!!

  • @PlushLordOfTheSeas
    @PlushLordOfTheSeas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmaooooo omfg poor melo

  • @yukimi7795
    @yukimi7795 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the chaos HAHAHHAHAh! WHy doeS thIS reMind me of the time I cooked with my friend and we used expired productS LMAO

  • @rvdrawn4088
    @rvdrawn4088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good lord, kotoka committed a crime!!!!!

  • @dxxdify
    @dxxdify ปีที่แล้ว +15

    OMG is Meloco ok? I mean she ate mayo that expired almost half a year ago!

    • @maperu
      @maperu  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meloco either came out with the worst stomach-ache or strengthened her immunity x10 fold

  • @nks375
    @nks375 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    and that day, food met its match.

  • @irsyadakmal3777
    @irsyadakmal3777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine a cooking stream with kotoka and hachama

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076
    @halfmettlealchemist8076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never let sis cook again ong

  • @adventofnull
    @adventofnull ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, my mom has the same (maybe just similar?) silicone spatula! Cool.

  • @bcvfgd7477
    @bcvfgd7477 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Idk what mayo this is, but what expires is supposed to be the raw egg in it..

  • @Togno94
    @Togno94 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meloco mind scarred for life.. poor girl

  • @Satans_Adopted
    @Satans_Adopted ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pure Undiluted ᶜʰᵃᵒˢ

  • @kairos-049
    @kairos-049 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The mayo graduated before XSoleil even debuted

  • @medelsome3447
    @medelsome3447 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Looks like the back of a Yu-Gi-Oh card

  • @NICKY_OM_13
    @NICKY_OM_13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very strong opponent of haachama, add another food war criminal in the list

  • @ThreeEvils
    @ThreeEvils ปีที่แล้ว

    And now of all things she even sold her fridge

  • @rezan3524
    @rezan3524 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mysta: *Finally a worthy opponent our battle shall be legendary.*

  • @ahdandimas6577
    @ahdandimas6577 ปีที่แล้ว

    i can't bear it, don't let kotoka near the kitchen ever again 😭😭

  • @YuroDaechi-yl6vz
    @YuroDaechi-yl6vz ปีที่แล้ว

    "Let her Cook"

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    anime girls cooking be like .......
    - you know what? accurate .

  • @YaritaiClip
    @YaritaiClip ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:06 😂 oh no

  • @snowguyn
    @snowguyn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:21

  • @anonviewerciv
    @anonviewerciv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apparently there is a food that is like a kimchi pancake.

  • @arsyadidris6349
    @arsyadidris6349 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2022 july twenty SIX??!??? KOTOKAA…😂😂
    Also, did they just use a wok on an induction cooker? How??

  • @Artwr
    @Artwr ปีที่แล้ว

    Kotoka was losing it holy that was fun. Hahahhaha

  • @nezutoch.1175
    @nezutoch.1175 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If anyone plans on marrying Kotoka, just please be the one who cooks the food

  • @justyeet2432
    @justyeet2432 ปีที่แล้ว

    bruh she's practically a new iteration of mysta and mika

  • @scarletprimrose8124
    @scarletprimrose8124 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    my motivating factor to join nijisanji is to help the members cook

    • @scarletprimrose8124
      @scarletprimrose8124 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      maybe someone should put that in their resume there is a new audition (as I'm writing this)

  • @zeuscliff9676
    @zeuscliff9676 ปีที่แล้ว

    M.. maybe it's the manufacturing date?

  • @liz_violet
    @liz_violet ปีที่แล้ว +1

    kotokaaaaaa why'd you use a wok for PANCAKES!?

  • @EvilSviperTheDumb
    @EvilSviperTheDumb ปีที่แล้ว

    its a first for me to see someone Burnt Pancake......HOW???

  • @jamsjamms551
    @jamsjamms551 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pls kotoka and mysta cooking collab when?

  • @nktyronshi9245
    @nktyronshi9245 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meloco is like me