Sneakers, Hair Gel, and then he’d wish for the roids’. Then he’d be pissed as hell, because he forgot he needs new socks for every time he takes a pair off.
Time codes for the ad lovers 0:00 - Intro ( the boys roasting each other ) 7:31 - Joe Rogan and Friends 12:30 - Ads to buy Brendan a decent shirt 17:00 - Chide my ride 28:16 - Who doesn't love ads 32:02 - Debate club 45:06 - Everyone likes 20 min of ads each podcast 47:00 - Relationship advice 54:41 - Rip my drip 1:01:01 - King it or sting it 1:15:10 - Outro You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ
max nelson Schaub‘s said it costs a lot to produce, on a budget comparable to a TV show, so I’m assuming that’s why. It’s around the same frequency of ads a TV show would have.
Brendan: you have CTE Theo: now you know what its like to spend time with you brendan Theo: Brendan has a new idea, thats the same idea over and over again LMAO
Brendan looks like a bouncer at a bar inside a mall and Theo looks like a grown man who hangs out with his 19 year old cousin and his friends and buy them Bud Light.
This ain't news, everybody knows Theo is way funnier than Schaub but to be fair Brendan is making some good progress. I feel like he's been funnier and funnier with each episode. Hanging out with Theo is helping him a lot.
I do think Theo brings out the best of brendan. They go hand & butt. You know. But that’s why they do it together man. This show isn’t the same without just the two of them and culture corner
Honestly man I think Brendan just doesn’t know any other bald men, and only said Rogans slingin dick when he’s actually not because he didn’t know anyone else that was a good example for a guy who pulls off being bald. “Slinging dick all over town” is Brendan’s way of saying the dude is attractive and shouldn’t be taken literally. This is the same dude that said Jack and Jill is Adam Sandler’s best film. Lol.
Really, Top Gun 4??? Yeah sure Brendan you look like Tom Cruise if he's having a continuous peanut allergy reaction and a speech impediment.. GanG GanG Buzz Buzz
@@enriqueshockwave7632 how come we don't promote ourselves in TH-cam comments? I tried dropping my Twitter handle last WK... Not sure if anyone followed . Unlikely tbh . U have any social acct?
Why does Theo look like he's going to Rob Dyrdeks funeral?
lmao
Haha straight on
Best comment I've seen in a long time...LMFAO!!
Big brown instead of big black
Gang gang
Not having broccolini in the intro makes me want to drive into an embankment
hahahaha!
Please do
RIP Billy
Rip billy conforto
He recently said another guy from his hometown drove a boat into an embankment lmao he said pills AND alcohol this time tho
Brendan looks like Aladdin if he used all three of his wishes on steroids
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bros Before Clothes lmao
Sneakers, Hair Gel, and then he’d wish for the roids’.
Then he’d be pissed as hell, because he forgot he needs new socks for every time he takes a pair off.
Or more fat
if this comment doesn’t get on next episode it’s a travesty
Brendan looks like he skates up to your car at sonic but doesn't work there
Good one man. Underrated!
Made me think of Terrrryyyy from Reno 911 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You fuckin win
Bring broccolini intro back boyz
“Get your LIFE together”
“It IS you idiot.”
“Quit touchin me-“
“I’m not touchin you, DUDE.”
Permanently
dat broccolini!
back off my broccolini.
it circulates you muppet
Who needs a laugh track when you have Derek in the room.
back off his broccolini :)
So facts
@@GreatValueEntertainment 1
21:52 “you got a “keeper” dude “
“ you got to “keep her” quiet”
Improv like that is what makes Theo a legend as a comic.
That completely went over my head the first time.
Brendan’s the guy that covers his nose when jumping into a pool
And showers in his underwear
Nah bruh he looks like the kid that swallowed the pool water, gotta get that chlorine son
@@DoomGuy2099 cause "a guy" told him chlorine makes you bust more..
Pool water? You mean semen...
Back off my broccolini with this intro you delinquent
The best part...
Brendan looks like he’s never told someone to stop tickling him
RLeFebvrekultur weak as in trash
🤣
Time codes for the ad lovers
0:00 - Intro ( the boys roasting each other )
7:31 - Joe Rogan and Friends
12:30 - Ads to buy Brendan a decent shirt
17:00 - Chide my ride
28:16 - Who doesn't love ads
32:02 - Debate club
45:06 - Everyone likes 20 min of ads each podcast
47:00 - Relationship advice
54:41 - Rip my drip
1:01:01 - King it or sting it
1:15:10 - Outro
You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ
Rouge Flamingo you’re amazing thanks
So many ads.. it's ridiculous
Tell me the name of that metal song homeboy mentioned and I'll really be impressed. Couldn't understand dude rewinding it.
U are the MvP
max nelson Schaub‘s said it costs a lot to produce, on a budget comparable to a TV show, so I’m assuming that’s why. It’s around the same frequency of ads a TV show would have.
These guys are one of the few people that can constantly try and be funny and hit every time. Funny af man never gets old
prod by ab brenden has never hit😂
theo lookin' like the 30-something who buys four loko for the kids he hangs out with at the skate park
😂😂😂 amd then bums sips from them
Brendan: you have CTE
Theo: now you know what its like to spend time with you brendan
Theo: Brendan has a new idea, thats the same idea over and over again
LMAO
Theo Looks like Tom Brady got sponsored by Monster and took up Motorcross. Brendan looks like the female version of Cris Cyborg.
Upon reading this comment, I slowly stood and clapped while a single tear rolled down my cheek. The rare quadruple-burn...
Damn! dude said the female version of Cris Cyborg... 🤣☠
I logged into TH-cam at work just to like this quadruple roast 😂😂
Congratulations sir, congratulations. 👏👏👏
The “female version” 😂😂😂💀
the look on Derek's face when Kat was going on about keeping her feet for marriage was priceless lol
Omg...
Brendan looks like the type of guy to make a nickname up for himself in middle school
Sfoster20 “bro call me thicky”
Nigga be running around the playground claiming every one gotta call him “Dark Wing” for the rest of recess lol
"That Amelia Earhart finish... we don´t know what happened" 32:41 - Theo Von
Brendan looks like a bouncer at a bar inside a mall and Theo looks like a grown man who hangs out with his 19 year old cousin and his friends and buy them Bud Light.
The bouncer joke is overused....think of something new
Natural light ....them nattys
Theo looks like one of the kids from 3 ninjas if he grew up and started breaking into houses
Kevin L that movie was the shit bro lmao.. “feast, then felony” haha
tum tum
Gold
👏
Theo looks like Mr. Tumnus if Narnia was a meth lab
Seth Trahan dead 😂
Lmao
Lmaooooo
Holy shit hahaha
Lmao this one got me and I never laugh at comments
Brendan seen the David Chappelle Netflix and went straight out and bought a one pc romper..
Should have done a RIP My Drip with Brendan's romper
For real missed opportunity right there
Theo steady roasts him off the rip about his romper
He did
“The Foot in My Mouth Tour” hahaha I love when Theo drags Amy Schumer
Nick Saras when he said she’ll probably die of diabetes next I cracked up no one is as slick with those low key digs as Theo
Brenda Swab trying to make the 1 piece work after Joe Rog probably told him about Chapelle rocking it like a champ
Brenden getting better with his comebacks but he not on Theos level yet.. but progress is being made. Props.
he'll NEVER be on Theos level
Theo: What did Patrice die of?
Derrick: diabetes
Theo: oh, bro that's hack. Write your own death
Lmao
hahah "now we're going to see amy schumer die of that in a couple years"
Brendan looks like the strongest power bottom at 24-hour fitness.
Theo move back 2 new Orleans and make a movie homie u. Mae need a fork
Nice always sunny reference bruh don't touch me bruh 😂
What's a "power bottom"? 🤔
Brendan’s the type of guy who thinks Sean Kingston had bangers...
He and a couple platinum singles. Back whe. Platinum meant 1000000 sold.
@@Millssoleany he had good songs platinum hits but not bangers
New segment idea : Plow my Chow. Where ppl send pics of homemade food and the boys rip it.
Im a chef(by trade) would love that! big fat Bert has a 'cooking' show :)
When Brendan runs with Theo's jokes, he runs them over.
When Theo runs with Brendan's jokes, he delivers actual punchlines.. effortlessly.
Nah they play off each other really well
Captain Deadpool not arguing that Brendan is funnier but Theo laughs at his jokes too so 🤷🏾♂️
This ain't news, everybody knows Theo is way funnier than Schaub but to be fair Brendan is making some good progress. I feel like he's been funnier and funnier with each episode. Hanging out with Theo is helping him a lot.
If you want to see someone genuinely run over his jokes then watch Theo on Rogan
Brendan does Agree wayyy to much and literally just repeats what Theo says or gives him a. “Yea you right”
Watching this again and it’s definitely a top 10 episode 🔥
Brendan prob looks at himself in the mirror every morning and says "what's Gucci bruh? You are! "
O Howard looks like he’ll kiss himself in the mirror
@@ericrolle9544 oh yeah, on God! Prob how he learned to French kiss . Gang bruh
O Howard lmfao
@@ericrolle9544 gang bruh !
Makes my 14 hour work days go by a little faster. Love this podcast
Theo looks like he played a B role in the hills have eyes.
lulz
Omg Theo
"Just tell em 'Scotland is free, brotha'". That low key Braveheart reference cracked me up so hard and no on noticed it
Normally "ON'S" don't notice much.
@@andrewmcdonald5275 ons?
@@kushy419 Yeah, he said no on noticed it.
@@andrewmcdonald5275 what does ONS mean
@@kushy419 That's a good question.
Bring back broccolini not hair spray you goon
Brendan is lucky to have Theo carry this podcast.
The Real Cigar Jefe i don’t think he can take it for much longer
I do think Theo brings out the best of brendan. They go hand & butt. You know. But that’s why they do it together man. This show isn’t the same without just the two of them and culture corner
"you can't burn down a RAINforest!" - Theo Von
Ezekiel Butterscotch that’s pretty good lol
Look, I ain’t gonna lie - These ad reads are funnier than most other podcasts
That's why I don't understand people who complain about the ads in this podcast
Keep doing your thing boys. Much love. Gang gang, buzz buzz
Why does theo look like he sells squirrel meat 🍖 🥩 at a discount
I'm so glad they brought up Patrice o'neal. Any mention of Patrice is a good mention. Gang gang buzz buzz my goons
Patrice would have destroyed Schaub.
Blazed and Confused ohhh man, Schaub would be singing a different tune after Patrice finished ripping him
@@blazedandconfused477 Schaub would be obliterated to the point he would quit comedy
Dirty Mike _ obviously he wasn’t that smart. He died from diabetes.
@@YourMom-sl3se So wanting to live as long as possible makes you intelligent? Do tell
Everybody laughed when Brendan Schaub wanted to do Stand-up, well, no-one's laughing now...
Johnathon Wheeler 🤡
Nice
You can say that again pal
frame your master piece
Is Brendan on Keto or Cheetos?
Brendan ate the queso and the quesorito
They took down the podcast where Brendan accidentally let it slip that Joe Rogan's cheating on his wife!
yeah thats what im looking for
Fuck, i came here looking for that haha
What he say?
You tell me rn
Honestly man I think Brendan just doesn’t know any other bald men, and only said Rogans slingin dick when he’s actually not because he didn’t know anyone else that was a good example for a guy who pulls off being bald. “Slinging dick all over town” is Brendan’s way of saying the dude is attractive and shouldn’t be taken literally. This is the same dude that said Jack and Jill is Adam Sandler’s best film. Lol.
Brendan looks like every dropout who says he goes to the school of hard knocks on Facebook
job title 100% says self employed
Sean Kingston hitting Trinidad James with a jetski hahahaha why is that so realistic
Brendan honestly looks like a ring girl for Stormi Daniels here
hahahhahaha
First thing I'm gonna say here is this....the intro needs to go back to..."back off my broccolini!"
Really, Top Gun 4??? Yeah sure Brendan you look like Tom Cruise if he's having a continuous peanut allergy reaction and a speech impediment..
GanG GanG Buzz Buzz
I like your style bro lol . Seen u last WK too . Guess that makes us gang bangers ...
@@ohoward512 Gang Gang...Banger Bangers!!
@@enriqueshockwave7632 how come we don't promote ourselves in TH-cam comments? I tried dropping my Twitter handle last WK... Not sure if anyone followed . Unlikely tbh . U have any social acct?
Brendan looks like the cop that will “work with you” . Theo looks like the guy that would believe him. Gang buzz culture.
Gang Gang! ROLL TIDE! Schaub is getting funnier.
Funny*
.....maybe.
Roll Tide!
Brendan's roast game went up 1000% on this show 🤣🤣
Anybody else notice how thick Theo's accent got when Brendan talked smack about Swayze?
Theo looks like he goes to random funerals of people he doesn’t know and yells “ GET IN THERE” when they lower the casket
Bring back my broccolini you mafks
RabieTheReindeer is that j roc? No’msayin
"You wanna get Hi-ya?" Theo is a savant
Put Theo on the next JRE Fight Companion to watch the Louisiana boi hitter Dustin Poirer
The bit about elephants smoking out their trunks was hilariously genius 🤣🤣
Brendan looks like the head bouncer at Dave & Busters and he’s training Theo.
Theo bringin a lil of that Roadhouse noise to the buisness
Brendan saw Dave Chapelle netflix special. Proceeds to dress like chapelle
This is that perfect timing hitta. Gang gang. 🔥 🐀 👑
Miss these days, the world was so happy
Brendan looks like Lin-Manuel Miranda but he had a passion for WWE rather than Broadway
who the fuck is Lin-Manuel Miranda- dude yr joke SUUUCKS!! #fail
“ He looks like Theo’s older brother who made better decisions “
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gang gang. Hope they don't stop the pod with Theo's new hitter
Dean Winchester i bet they are stacking episodes
Alexis Theo got in a movie so he’s taking time off
Love how the bald guy is pretending to drive while making his video😂😂😂
Dave Chappelle is current King of Comedy! Killed it on "Sticks & Stones", didn't play it safe, roasted everyone!
Wonder how many episodes this will go
Poor... you mean “hardworking.” Haha.
The knife fight against Benicio del Toro and Steven Seagal in Under Siege best knife fights ever on film
Theo merch hitting hard. 🔥 🚫 🧢
Brendan looks like he tells everyone he was gonna be a Navy Seal, but he got "shin splints."
Bring back that #35 HITTA!!
That cop at 59:34 looks like Theo and Brendan after they perform the Dragon Ball Fusion Dance.
Breenden looks like he is a bookie for a gay bar fight club!
THE ABSOLUTE, HANDS DOWN BEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET
Brendan never fails to prove he’s uncultured swine.
It's hilarious how much they built up cats feet then she comes out with a of and they end up being ugly. Lol
B got on Theo hard this episode. Loved it
Got 20 minutes into this episode then I went down a deep rabbit hole on donkey riding. And learned theres a Zorse and a Zonkey. We're all fucked 😒
Brendan will be a lot happier one day when he finally allows himself to indulge in those man meats he's always going on about.
Love how Theo had to quickly explain his Aquafina joke cause it was going to go over everyone's head
Kat got her hair tied up high like a modern day Mulan.
Brendan looks like Kevin Spacey's Personal Elevator Repair Man
7:50 Major CTE Flare up
Trae Bonay 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo looks like the "Hot Ones" camera man 😂😂
Shout out to Lambert's Home of the Throwed Rolls. Outstanding food.
5:56 & 7:35 can someone explain to me what Cat's job is? Is it to sit idle and look obedient?
Theo looks like he hunts dead road kill
FREEWILL 724 so just road kill bro
I could watch these guys go back and forth all day. Honey mustard. Lol
Theo looks like he rides his huffy bike to the liquor store for some alcohol
Theo Von: "What's up fellow kids?"
Lol they ripped that zebra apart. Shit was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Why does episode 35 keep telling me private!!!???
Its the burrito kid not keto! Wrapped up in a tortilla romper.
Brenden looks like he refuses to go to Walmart because it’s “beneath him”
I really love how politically correct and informational this podcast is. Keep up the good work lezbos.
"i cant believe they dont have more elephants smoking dope"