YTP- How the Grinch Got Dragged Into the Street & Stoned for His Infidelity

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  • The version Doctor Seuss would have wanted

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  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "When we cannot find God, we make one instead"
    Such a dark and insightful line from a TH-cam Poop of all places

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Look at how people use the phrase "the science"

  • @therealflyguy5717
    @therealflyguy5717 8 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    "Then the Grinch found out something he hadn't thought of before: When you die, nothing happens."
    Most depressing YTP ending ever.

    • @MapleLoopCat
      @MapleLoopCat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +therealflyguy The darkest YTP i've ever seen

    • @asrielthedreamer6783
      @asrielthedreamer6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This guy always makes ytps dark

    • @salmanojdboi
      @salmanojdboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is this like a horror ytp? I watched just wondered

    • @EnderSpy358
      @EnderSpy358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@salmanojdboi from what I can understand, a lot of these poops have some form of historical/social commentary and/or are just downright spooky

    • @reybode8452
      @reybode8452 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You prolly dont give a shit but if you are bored like me atm you can stream all of the new series on InstaFlixxer. Been watching with my girlfriend lately :)

  • @Abtastix
    @Abtastix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    " I've a better shot at heaven than they ever could. How powerful was Jesus? They killed him with wood."
    Just.. Holy shit is that some deep thinking.
    Absolutely amazing stuff!

    • @YamatoFukkatsu
      @YamatoFukkatsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh god, thank you! I was looking through the comments just to figure out what the hell the Grinch was saying at this part.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YamatoFukkatsu Yeah, I’d probably think this was incredibly creative, thoughtful and hilarious if I could understand half of the sentence-mixed dialogue.

  • @VenomSnakee
    @VenomSnakee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "If we can't find god we make one instead"
    deep

    • @bwehbweh8330
      @bwehbweh8330 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Praise GabeN.

    • @VenomSnakee
      @VenomSnakee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +John Smith i just think that it is just about obsessive deification of figures considered 'noble' that we tend to do instead of thinking on our own

    • @RVBMichaelJCaboose
      @RVBMichaelJCaboose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is plato-level philosophy.

    • @fourburnerbreakfast
      @fourburnerbreakfast 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tr8 Tor I'd say that's something different than idolizing a celeb/money, and all that is different from worshiping the creator of the universe

    • @fourburnerbreakfast
      @fourburnerbreakfast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      god in a box, man in a box, dix in a box, whats the diffr

  • @danielzigger591
    @danielzigger591 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    So the Grinch hated Christians because they genocided his people. But, in this universe Christ's teachings were different, revenge being one of them. The whos were wrong for genocide and the grinches were wrong for killing Christ. The moral of the ytp is, in war nobody is innocent.

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except for those that are literally innocent wdym???😂

    • @alpha0478
      @alpha0478 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@InanisNihil They said in WAR nobody's innocent.

    • @Teag_Brohman15
      @Teag_Brohman15 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "remember kids, its not technically a war crime if you win!"

    • @TECH097
      @TECH097 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait did Christ reach revenge in this universe??? I don't think he did...

    • @MrJomalley123
      @MrJomalley123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bro that's how the actual Christians were genocidal when it came to other religions did we not forget the crusades?

  • @c02c02
    @c02c02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "when you die, nothing happens."
    *10 seconds of silence*
    literal fucking applause. i have never seen anything this hilariously harrowing in a youtube poop before

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Even though he got to flash his tight-ass shoes, he stood there on Christmas, hating Jésus." Staggering genius.

  • @awfulfawful661
    @awfulfawful661  8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    maybe i shouldn't have started this ON Christmas

  • @misterthomas9249
    @misterthomas9249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “The Christians said that old grinch had downs so they carried his ass to the north side of town”. I was like what the f**k and also couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @NPCarlsson
    @NPCarlsson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I can't deal with the level you're on with your creative editing. It honestly scares me.

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Hands down most offensive thing you've made. Can't stop myself from loving it

    • @meathead6155
      @meathead6155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm laughing and I don't care.

    • @korfinder3342
      @korfinder3342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I'm black but I can't stop laughing

    • @shoeshine00
      @shoeshine00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@korfinder3342
      I think he was talking more about the religious part.

  • @theboxproductions146
    @theboxproductions146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The first YTP to ever make me think about death like I've never before.
    "When you die, nothing happens."
    Dark thought.

    • @swirekster
      @swirekster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +DeBawcks „TheBoxProductions23” ProDuckShuns
      Now think about corpses in mass graves :o

    • @RagdollWraith
      @RagdollWraith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +DeBawcks “TheBoxProductions23” ProDuckShuns its the same as before you were born... do you remember that? no? alright. youve already BEEN dead for at least billions of years, and you dont seem too bothered by that happening...

    • @hj-pd3tl
      @hj-pd3tl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comforting, no?

    • @Tlactl
      @Tlactl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +DeBawcks “TheBoxProductions23” ProDuckShuns Do you ever contemplate our inevitable death and slow decay into nothingness

    • @Tlactl
      @Tlactl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Attack true

  • @Derpageddon
    @Derpageddon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Nice sentence mixing, but I think we're gonna need some subtitles still

    • @PrideEepy64
      @PrideEepy64 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True
      Even 8 years later
      I need some explanation of the story

  • @vorecannibal
    @vorecannibal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    yup. now we just need the sequel where the lorax comes in with a lust for money and power. upon seeing the conflict, he adapts the ways of the christville, riding its movement. he says all that oppose him oppose christianity, gaining the support of those followers. he brainwashes more and more into his support, crushing all that stand in the way of his steamroller. he paints the town orange and flattens those that oppose. those with their more peaceful ideals take to the sewers, fighting the good fight, gaining small amounts of momentum under their leader, Horton. one day a young grinch captures video of the rebels being flattened by lorax controlled tanks. after the spread of information, more and more begin to oppose. the rebels gain a new title: the whos. the whos become a media sensation, gaining new recruits each day, inspiring revolution and guerrilla warfare. a young lorax junior catches note of the conflict. he adapts the ways of the whos, riding its movement. he says all that oppose him oppose whoity, gaining the support of those followers. he brainwashes more and more into his support, crushing all that stand in the way of his steamroller.
    Oh, The Places You'll Go!

    • @PsychedelicVagabond
      @PsychedelicVagabond 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +vorecannibal This seems like a very good idea!

    • @criticaldrive97
      @criticaldrive97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +vorecannibal "something something god" "something something stand" "something something steamroller" Is this Dio

    • @vorecannibal
      @vorecannibal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +criticaldrive97 they dont care about the beliefs of the system they just want power

    • @pieflinger42069
      @pieflinger42069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +vorecannibal damn dude, that sounds like a really great idea for a ytp!

    • @muffythemuffinslayr6850
      @muffythemuffinslayr6850 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +vorecannibal no, the ouncler is a Ayn Rand objectivist libertarian who is fought by the Lorax who uses environmentalism to fight the Ouncler because in reality he is a communist. The only real environmentalist is Horton who ends up becoming a Nationalist after witnessing the murder of Christians by the Lorax for opposing communists.

  • @chemistryguy
    @chemistryguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The visuals are absolutely masterful. Deepest storyline this side of a poop ever. Team up with a proficient sentence mixer and you'd take an award at Cannes.

    • @hypernova_119
      @hypernova_119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, hey chemistryguy.

    • @tallhair3611
      @tallhair3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Miller your account is angry

  • @Trainlover1995
    @Trainlover1995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This is one of my all-time favorite poops, striking the right balance between humor, shock value, and art.

  • @MetalHeadGT
    @MetalHeadGT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The Cat in the Hat is a merciless, traitorous God.

  • @ThatChainmecha
    @ThatChainmecha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    tastes like blasphemy and eggs

  • @_ridor
    @_ridor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "I've a better shot at heaven than they ever could. How powerful was Jesus? They killed him with wood!"
    Hellarious stuff, but man... Had to replay it a couple of times to get the whole thing. Wish the caption button was more reliable, though I guess vids last longer if you can chew on them like this.
    A+ jorb

    • @LemonCircuits
      @LemonCircuits 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Unintended oh fuck totally missed that line guess I'll have to watch it a [number]th time

    • @_ridor
      @_ridor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +LemonCircuits 5:12 for the record :)

    • @chloeluna7043
      @chloeluna7043 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unintended to build the cross

    • @tallhair3611
      @tallhair3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chloe Luna who said motherf**ker

  • @D12Disease
    @D12Disease 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    2:19-2:24 Secret Bitch
    Nice Orpheusftw reference. I miss him.

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      D12Disease Every house needs a secret bitch.

  • @ekyanso4253
    @ekyanso4253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That ending stopped making me question what happens after you die, and just make me fear it, because now I'm convinced it's nothing. Amazing job as always, this is true art.

    • @salmanojdboi
      @salmanojdboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unnatural I would say this ytp is Horror

  • @CatMaster90001
    @CatMaster90001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    By far, the edgiest TH-cam Poop EVER created. And it every single solitary bit the artistic masterpiece to be expected from the brilliantly twisted mind of AwfulFawfultheFalafle. You have made YTP history here, my son. Grand job indeed!

  • @MrThisucks
    @MrThisucks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    just in time for valentines day

  • @ItsAJETT
    @ItsAJETT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This needs subtitles.

    • @BiggaMyMan
      @BiggaMyMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would ruin the ytp. It would ruin the humor. Bad idea, never suggest it again

    • @keith973
      @keith973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +AJETT
      I agree. I was actually gonna post the same thing until I saw this comment. It's kind of hard to hear what they're saying, especially since the narrator of The Grinch has such a quiet voice.

    • @ItsAJETT
      @ItsAJETT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +TheBiggaproductions Not really. The sentence mixing is really hard to understand.

    • @ExplodingDuckBrigade
      @ExplodingDuckBrigade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +TheBiggaproductions This needs subtitles

    • @tallhair3611
      @tallhair3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keith not

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Never have a seen a Poop so dark, while also being so impressive at the same time.

  • @DoctorAutopsy
    @DoctorAutopsy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Awful Fawful is good,
    Awful Fawful is great,
    We subscribe to this channel,
    As of this date.

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +DoctorAutopsy Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Awful Fawful! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Awful Fawful! Awful Fawful, Awful Fawful, BATMAN!

    • @BaconMaken
      @BaconMaken 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      CatMaster90001 *EXPLOSION*

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bacon Maken "That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!"

    • @BaconMaken
      @BaconMaken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CatMaster90001 Eggs!

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bacon Maken (turns around in shock and slips off the edge of Mount Fuckit, falling to an untimely death)

  • @awfulfawful661
    @awfulfawful661  8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Ok people lemme hear it
    Bee and Puppycat
    OR
    Amazing Spider-Man 2

    • @danekradwanski7054
      @danekradwanski7054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bee and puppycat or an arthur sequel XD

    • @BimbelyGimbly
      @BimbelyGimbly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bee and Puppycat

    • @Raganoxer
      @Raganoxer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Awful Fawful Spidr mon too

    • @sadistic125
      @sadistic125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Awful Fawful BEE

    • @awfulfawful661
      @awfulfawful661  8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Awful Fawful shit i broke the Clint Eastwood tradition

  • @somedude5644
    @somedude5644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Captions:
    "Before I am hanged, I would like to say...."
    ♪Come, Wayward souls, who wander through the darkness,♪
    ♪There is a Light for the Lost and the Meek♪
    ♪Sorrow and Fear are easily forgotten♪
    ♪When you submit to the soil of the Earth♪
    "Every plasty?? motherfucker down in Christville liked Christ a little too much. But the Grinch hated Christians! How they beat their kids with hate and stuff. Now, the Christians say, 'That old Grinch, he's got Downs (Syndrome)'. So the Church carried his ass on the wrong side of town."
    "SUICIDE MOTHER FUCKER!"
    *scream*
    "Hey, girl."
    "That's racist!!"
    *gunshots*
    *Wilhelm scream*
    "You got knocked the fuck out, man!"
    *whistle*
    *punch*
    *crunch*
    *baby cry*
    *sniffing*
    "Don't touch me, motherfucker! Get out!"
    "Even though he got ____ shoes. He stood there on Christmas hating haters. It could be, perhaps, that his ass was too tight." *fart sounds* "It could be that his small dick wasn't cumming just right."
    "I'm cumming!"
    "But the most likely reasons of all is that the Christians kill eveyone who didn't _____"
    "Submit to the Lord!!!"
    "No."
    *Zelda OOT "Enter Ganondorf"*
    "Shoot them! Shoot them now, please!"
    *yelling, gunfire*
    "Nice shot!"
    "So, he stood there staring down from his Man Cave with a sour Grinchy fart." *farts* "He knew they hanged anyone who _____ Christmas out."
    "And they're hanging their atheists, their Wiccans, their Jews. Christmas is cuming. I know just what they'll do. All the fuckers down in Christville will hiss and their tinkle, their spank their kuboopers??, their suck their Who dingers, their wank ___ up their ass! they'll wizz with ___" *grunts* *sploosh* *"Running In The 90s" theme* "And they'll have 53 kids Christians wrap their dicks. And the more kids they have, then they more Christians there'll be. All the more slave ________."
    "Besides his religion, Whodism, was so much better. It made hime more righteous then _______. For he knew in the year 3007 the Great Grinchy ____ came down from the heavens."
    "Oooh, eggs."
    "Altitude 3,600 feet"
    "EGGS!"
    "Heil!"
    "Eggs!"
    "Fixed on target"
    "Release the eggs"
    ..."in three, two, one"
    "And eggs and...."
    *complete annihilation"
    *finger kiss*
    *door closes*
    *fire sounds*
    *quack*
    "Oh, shit! There goes the planet."
    "And for many, many years, the Grinches and the Whos lived just fine together, without a feud. But then one day...."
    *dramatic music*
    "A small Who got an awful thought. He stared at the silence and said:"
    "I Am God."
    "Eggs!"
    "So they took some wood, and they took some black thread, and they tied a big crown of thorns on the top of his head. And the last thing he said:"
    "If we can't find God, we make one instead."
    "And what happened then? Well, in the Book of Who, they say that Jesus made the Whos kill every Grinch that day. In their town ___ nothing but ash, some wire, and the last Grinch left was a child in the fire."
    "______ I put up with this for 2000 years now. I must stop the Christians from cutting. But how?"
    "Then he got an idea. An awful idea"
    *Allah akbar!*
    "The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea."
    *footage from 9/11* *Allah akbar!*
    "Allah Egg-bar!"
    "With his Grinchy humming:"
    "They'll be finding out now that no Christmas is cuming!"
    "He stood 10,000 feet up the side of Mount F**ck It with a sleigh full of BOMBS _____"
    *music*
    "Attention everyone, let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day."
    ♪The Leader is good♪
    ♪The Leader is great♪
    ♪We surrender our will♪
    ♪As of this date♪
    ♪The Leader is good♪
    ♪The Leader is great♪
    ♪We surrender our will♪
    ♪As of this date♪
    ♪Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Leader!♪
    ♪Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Leader!♪
    ♪Leader♪
    ♪Leader!♪
    BATMAN!!!
    *SpongeBob explosion*
    "That's the noice, grinned the Grinch, 'That I simple must hear'."
    *suspense*
    "Eggs!"
    "That day the Grinch found out something he hadn't thought before."
    "When you die, nothing happens."

    • @Toadette369
      @Toadette369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sentence mixing at its very best

    • @Toadette369
      @Toadette369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speak english

  • @DynoSkrimisher
    @DynoSkrimisher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whodisim:
    It's so much better
    Makes you feel righteous
    Makes the ladies more wetter.

  • @GoopVideos
    @GoopVideos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Will you ever cease to amaze us

    • @dominic5386
      @dominic5386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But who was egg

  • @Galvanizerr
    @Galvanizerr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Wow... the themes and the satire of religion in this poop is just... wow. This video won't last long considering... well the whole video heh. As of editing, this was amazing with all the masking and everything

    • @Apollo-lo1rz
      @Apollo-lo1rz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explain

    • @Zuuh-su7oy
      @Zuuh-su7oy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Azusa Chan Hello again. I think he's saying the video just a bit too harsh with the propaganda.

    • @Galvanizerr
      @Galvanizerr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ***** Well Fawful was trying to say how religion just gets people killed and shit. Like Christians are always judging people and lots of people have died because of this judgement, something like that. Hell I'm a christian myself! But I understand what fawful was trying to say but i disagree that all Christians are nutty religion extremist, but i don't want to open that can of worms even tho this video fucking exploded the can. I like the poop for the amazing editing. I don't really focus on the themes of fawful videos since I know what to expect from Fawful's disturbing mind.

    • @Apollo-lo1rz
      @Apollo-lo1rz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Galvanizer I see. By the way
      Not all christians are like this
      But...
      We should be mindful of the ones that are, and understand that it is because of that religion that these things occured. Saying that most of a glass isn't poisonous shouldn't remove the concern for the poison within. Though I will concede this point: Christianity today, is not a problem. Christianity is largely secular, and are acceptable in modern societies. But it is still absolutely delusional, and makes people act irrationally; religion should still be rid of.

    • @dirtydanthemanytp
      @dirtydanthemanytp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Galvanizer I'm a Christian as well, but this video made me laugh my ass off, especially since I'm learning about the Holocaust in school currently....

  • @JMandJJ7797
    @JMandJJ7797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Besides his religion Whodisim, is so much better." Okay I caught that part and LOL.

  • @RevansZombie
    @RevansZombie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Seeing that giant laser fire down on that planet scene has added years to my life.
    Thank you and phrase Suess..

  • @AvatarYoda
    @AvatarYoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wow, you've kept the anapestic tetrameter of Seuss's work in much of your sentence mixing. I am truly impressed. Excellent work: the plot, visuals, themes, and tone all came out well and meshed together. I can't imagine how long this took.

  • @PirateDishWater
    @PirateDishWater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    ALLAH HU EGGBAAAAR

    • @jonseon5952
      @jonseon5952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That day the Grinch found out something he hadn't before. When you die, nothing happens.

  • @tyrantgaming8645
    @tyrantgaming8645 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Probably one of your best works, and that's coming from a Christian.

  • @sirslapham8713
    @sirslapham8713 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    this was equal parts disturbing and hilarious
    10/10

  • @mephistofeles4798
    @mephistofeles4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “He sat there from his Man-Cave. With a sour Grinchy fart” THATS ME

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 ปีที่แล้ว

      He knew they were hanging everybody who sat this christmas out.

  • @makobell1702
    @makobell1702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    fawful is constantly outdoing herself im honestly amazed

    • @WeegeeSlayer123
      @WeegeeSlayer123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Josh JeanJacket Jaeger
      Herself

  • @sirwoofish4335
    @sirwoofish4335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This was spectacular, your getting much better at voice mixing, and you take so many more risks then other ytps. Don't stop!

    • @sirwoofish4335
      @sirwoofish4335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also love that you put in "come wayward souls"

  • @fl0ydd
    @fl0ydd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i had to replay the ending a couple of times because, damn, that's dark as fuck.

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this is probably one of the most brilliantly written YTPs I've ever seen

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I can't breathe. This is the funniest YTP I've seen this year thus far. Though I wish we had some subtitles on some parts.

    • @koolboi6610
      @koolboi6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      particularly when the whos were clapping cheeks

    • @elansleazebaganno
      @elansleazebaganno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I made a rough transcription
      My note: If you see anything I messed up, tell me and I can fix it.
      Every (pastey) motherfucker down in Christville liked Christ a little too much. But The Grinch hated Christians. They (hit) their kids with (pans/eggs?) and stuff. Now, the Christians said, "Ol' Grinch, he's got Down's [syndrome]" so the church kicked his ass to the wrong side of town. Even though he got flashy tight ass shoes, he stood there on Christmas hating those Whos. It could be that his ass was too tight; or maybe his small dick wasn't cumming just right. But the most likely reason may have been that the Christians killed everyone who didn't speak English.
      So he stood there, staring down from his mancave, with a sour, Grinchy fart. He knew they were hanging anyone who sat this Christmas out. "And they're hanging their Atheists, their hoodlums, and Jews; Christmas is coming, and I know just what they'll do!" All the fuckers down in Christville will first, and they'll finger, and they'll spank their (?). They'll blow (?). They'll have children who(?) and the Christians will (wrap/cut?)their dicks(maybe "asses too thick"? This line seems to be open to interpretation). And the more children they have, the more Christians there'll be, and all the more slaves to suck dick and (cleave? heave? leave? in glee?) That's why his religion Whodiism was so much better. It made him more righteous and better. For he knew in the year 3007, a great Grinchy ship came down from the heavens.
      "EGGS!"
      And for many, many years, the Grinches and the Whos lived just fine together, without a feud. But then, one day...
      A small Who got an AWFUL thought. He said, "I am God." So they took some wood, and took some black thread, and they tied a big crown of thorns on the top of his head. And the last thing he said, "If we can't find God, we make one instead."
      And what happened then? A (?) of Who's they say, and the Jesus-maker Who's killed every Grinch that day. In their town, they left nothing but ash, and some wire. And the last Grinch was a child in the fire.
      "For two thousand years, I've put up with this now. I must stop the Christians from fucking. But how?"
      And then he got an idea. An AWFUL idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, AWFUL idea.
      "Allahu Akbar", the grinch kept humming. "They'll be finding out now, no Christmas is coming."
      He stood 10,000ft up the side of Mt. ****IT, with a Sleigh full of bombs, atop the redoubt.
      "Attention, everyone. Let us give thanks to the leader for this glorious day:
      The leader is good, the leader is great,
      We surrender our will, as of this day.
      The leader is good, the leader is great,
      We surrender our will as of this day.
      Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na leader,
      Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na leader,
      Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na leader, leader,
      BATMAN
      "That's a noise, oh, I simply must hear!"
      And then the Grinch found out something he hadn't thought of before:
      when you die... nothing happens.

  • @computerfraudandabuseactof43
    @computerfraudandabuseactof43 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is your funniest and darkest poop.

  • @AllUsernamesTaken
    @AllUsernamesTaken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is why we worship Fawful.

  • @Theladywiththeblackdress
    @Theladywiththeblackdress 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I got stoned for my gender identity

    • @awfulfawful661
      @awfulfawful661  8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Alcendence i'm just stoned tbh

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what?

    • @tallhair3611
      @tallhair3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Awful Fawful catch the ass up
      U got lots of fuck out man!

  • @maniacaldude
    @maniacaldude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok, this is either:
    a) offensive
    b) hilarious
    or c) offensively hilarious.

  • @roarinfireball
    @roarinfireball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Still better than Illumination’s and even Jim Carrie’s version.

  • @guyemu1211
    @guyemu1211 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Years from now, this will be known as the Fawful Gospel

  • @LunaLinkle
    @LunaLinkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think this is my favorite YTP ever
    It just has so many great lines and god tier editing and sentence mixing

  • @Shattertry
    @Shattertry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "muh feelings"
    - The Vatican Inquisitor
    "REPENT!"
    - The Born-Again Post (aka Kool Kristian Kommunity)
    "ALLOHA SNACKBAR!"
    - The Hawaiian Islamic Joint
    "10/10 there is no god"
    - The Fedora Tip
    "eggs"
    - YTP Today

  • @eeveefamilypicnic8536
    @eeveefamilypicnic8536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:51 - this is my favorite part where the Cat outsmarts the Grinch.

  • @rubio-uq5ni
    @rubio-uq5ni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul

  • @WeArMature
    @WeArMature 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is easily one of my favorite YTPs now. Great quality.

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "When you die, nothing happens."
    Ain't that the truth.

  • @evileyeden8024
    @evileyeden8024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    EGGSterminated

  • @JB-ms4su
    @JB-ms4su 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who knew the Who's were a bunch of killers. No wonder the Grinch hated them. Also now all I can think of is The Who's being like that cult in the Wicker Man

  • @somedude3596
    @somedude3596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:33 *_Then he got an idea. An awful idea._*

  • @natedash11
    @natedash11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Olive Garden: When you're dead, you're dead.

  • @IISilverSoul24II
    @IISilverSoul24II 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I wonder what The Cat in The Hat represents in this narrative.

    • @ekyanso4253
      @ekyanso4253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think it's the deity the Grinch believed in.

    • @KodiakCaptures
      @KodiakCaptures 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Peri “Lets go home and play” Dot Green Eggs & Hamlet.

    • @PirateDishWater
      @PirateDishWater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eggs

    • @NunofYerbizness
      @NunofYerbizness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He represents the Eggs, the Eegs, and the sound that you hear before you die.

    • @ekyanso4253
      @ekyanso4253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nunof Yerbizness *whispers* eggs

  • @smashbros6480
    @smashbros6480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great edit but really close to the "offensive" barrier

  • @tokutickler
    @tokutickler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I emailed this to my local church. The police are at the door right now.

  • @themac7915
    @themac7915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "So," The Grinch thought, "This is what death is like." If he could think that is. He had always wondered how death would feel. It felt like nothing. None would remember the Grinch. Not even a Cat in the Hat. Shortly after he fell to his death, an avalanche happened from the explosion, killing the feline that said eggs. The ship malfunctioned as it fell into the snow, with nobody to uncover what had truly happened.

  • @I_can_do_20_push-ups
    @I_can_do_20_push-ups 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The sentence mixing is pretty incomprehensible at certain points tbh

    • @I_can_do_20_push-ups
      @I_can_do_20_push-ups 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Thebagof groceries 5:03 Damn is that from Barefoot Gen? shouts out for obscure reference

  • @weegee_hates_the_blind
    @weegee_hates_the_blind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    pretty fucking deep ending... love it

  • @maxxymanny765
    @maxxymanny765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you have a morbid sense of humor... I LOVE IT!

  • @SecurityBreachShowFan98
    @SecurityBreachShowFan98 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I gotta say, although the video seemed messed up, this actually had nice editing, great job, 10/10

  • @TadasG258
    @TadasG258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Now the christians said that good old grinch he has down's"
    That was great. XD

  • @VentXekart
    @VentXekart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is Religious Extremism in an edgy satirical nutshell.

  • @drink9090
    @drink9090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    egg

  • @lacriaturadekentucky
    @lacriaturadekentucky 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "And then the Grinch found out something he hadn't thought of before; when you die, nothing happens."
    (silence)
    That is the most harrowing ending to a piece of media I have ever seen in my life, and it's from a fucking TH-cam Poop.

  • @calcifieddirt4120
    @calcifieddirt4120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:08 The origins of Skull Face

  • @skylermontiel5331
    @skylermontiel5331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was fucking daaark...
    and funny as all hell!
    I can't imagine what response you'd get if you DID release this on Christmas, Fawful!

  • @aca9874
    @aca9874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is my new favorite ytp from you. Even if this is past Christmas

  • @hurricanefury439
    @hurricanefury439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SUBMIT TO THE LORD!
    no
    (dramatic music)
    shoot them shoot them now please.

  • @scamperkatluv2443
    @scamperkatluv2443 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the funniest part was when the kid screamed "thats racist! " that voice though

  • @borediideath6526
    @borediideath6526 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Na-na na-na na-na na-na leader!

  • @1TrueTube
    @1TrueTube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ALAHU-eggBAR!!!

  • @daisakukuze9627
    @daisakukuze9627 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that moment when a ytp described the bible better than your own church

  • @doddthedodo7435
    @doddthedodo7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta hand it to the Zax. For once, their stubborn assholishness left them in moral high ground. Tis better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

  • @hughjanos5321
    @hughjanos5321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you know I really do appreciate ytp's that create an alternate storyline of what the actual ytp takes place in. awesome work fawful

  • @pierce3691
    @pierce3691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Oh shit, there goes the planet" *SNNNNNNIIIIIFF*

  • @VigilanteLulu
    @VigilanteLulu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You must have had a wonderful awful (or should that be FAWFUL) idea to make this! Boris Karloff sentence mixing 4TW! Awesome job! :D

  • @Iamdoctorscones
    @Iamdoctorscones ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow; how is this 6 years old?

  • @vampmoneyihop
    @vampmoneyihop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:13 Dat Simpsons Reference, tho

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DatRandomGuyTho “aka egnog” I didn't know it was a Simpsons reference until I looked it up...

  • @thelindenhour2598
    @thelindenhour2598 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your editing is really spot on and it has some pretty interesting social commentary for a TH-cam poop. However it can be hard to understand the sentence mixing at a few moments. I recommend to add some subtitles to make it easier to understand what the characters are saying.

  • @srirammohan9809
    @srirammohan9809 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After the fire line, it goes like this:
    "I’ve a better shot at heaven than they ever could.
    How powerful was Jesus? They killed him with wood.
    By the 2000 years, I’ve put up with it now.
    I must stop the Christian’s from cutting, but how?"

  • @jpp2884
    @jpp2884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The poor dog

  • @Suchomimus65
    @Suchomimus65 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lost my shit at the "got an awful idea" part

  • @SolarChip
    @SolarChip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That day the Grinch found out something that he hadn't thought before

  • @lukasbernier5120
    @lukasbernier5120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very nicely edited this is probably one of the best YTPs I ever seen

  • @JMandJJ7797
    @JMandJJ7797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Either my ears are not working or the sound mixing is messed up again and I can barely make it all out. You really need to make annotations that act as subtitles so people with not well hearing could be able to understand things.

  • @RVBMichaelJCaboose
    @RVBMichaelJCaboose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't care how edgy this was, i loved it.

  • @monkrydefunct3219
    @monkrydefunct3219 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is art.

  • @JTF544
    @JTF544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i just remembered this, coming back to watch it just in time for christmas again

  • @jaqonator
    @jaqonator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New Super Smash Bros World of light trailer

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this reminds me of some Grinch parody where a bill cosby impersonator narrates the show with explicit jokes

  • @TrintellixLeGaulois
    @TrintellixLeGaulois 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd recognize The Beast from Over the Garden Wall's singing voice anywhere.

  • @baronvonpiano7625
    @baronvonpiano7625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually gotta thank ya, I watched this yesterday and got curious about the song at the beginning, and after looking it up I'm now hooked on Over The Garden Wall.

  • @LuneyTune72
    @LuneyTune72 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You really are the best at YTP art. It truly is an art when it comes to you.