This is the production of His Lord! No less! He, if one may be so bold as to even refer to Him, is on fire, ever fay and fickle, imaginatorily charged pompholix-filled glands discharged to the confused masses.
You see The Excrement! Our Holy Union will persist through the millennia as the Holy Excrement observes from above, and soothes our souls from the mundane. You are a saint of the Lord of Lords I see, and we will form a conglomeration of Excremental souls far above the herds of lesser men! \*exhales\*
100 Subscribers with no Videos well no shit, he had his comment wrong and just now edited it, and yes I've read and watched all the harry potter series
Harold Trotter in a book: “Anything off the trolly dears?” The train waitress says politely. ‘Harry, Hermoine and Ron all scared, cat hisses and rat panics. Remus, after waking up cross eyed finally incinerates her with light. “Aaaaahh!!!.” She says.
"Anything off the trolley dears?" the trolley witch asked calmly. Harry panicked, beside him, Ron and Hermione let out terrified gasps. Crookshanks the cat jumped away hissing and Scabbers ducked under Ron's coat. Suddenly, Remus Lupin, busy not being a useless lump, jumped up sleepy and, alerting himself to the danger of a middle-aged woman posing as a fake Dementor, incinerated her with a hasty Lumos spell. The trolley witch evaporated with a slight scream. -from JK Rollininthedeep.
Oh man, I was in hysterics the entire video! Harry kicking the crap out of Dobby and the Rastafarian air freshener doing the intro to Thunderbirds were my favourite bits. Well bloody done! Can't wait for part 2!
WE ALL DIE EVERY DAY FOR THE *HOLY EXCREMENT*! This is a regular occurrence in our Holy Sacrifice! You may not remember, but what you experienced was a Rebirth of Excrement! This is not common. But it is a duty once you find *THE TRUTH*!
Even in parody form, I still imagine injecting myself into that conversation between everyone at the table, and utterly destroying Vernon and Petunia with insults.
You are a choosen one! do not fret the pedestrian world-views projected upon thee! You shall be free in Heaven and permitted to hold the Wand of Excrement! Do not fear the pronouncements of the mundane masses! With *Absolute* Devotion to The Master of Excrement, our souls shall be merged, and purged of Evil! Good shall persist as we continue our Devotion of Excrement!
![YTP: Harold Trotter and the Smelly Old Shoe Brush [Part Two]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YqozH8ss6Qk/mqdefault.jpg)
I can't believe how well made this is.
Ikr senpairanek
*HABEEB IT*
TheMasterPoop is on another level
There is magic in his poop
I know right?
"Harry Potter. Such an honor it--"
(kicks Dobby)
AAAAHHH!!!!
Can't stop laughing at that one! XD
IL COME BACK LATER
ME NEITHER😂😂
Ikr same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cept on winding it back
Same here. LMFAO
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?"
"THE LEAKY CAULDRON!!!!"
Irrapture x it’s an excellent way to say when customers ask for your name at work 😂
You hear that urn? The Leaky Cauldron
@@fyrun4838 Damn you beat me to it lol
You hear that Ern? The Leaky Cauldron.
Now I think bout this is so weird xD
I love how Dudley is so chill when his aunt flies in the air and an atomic explosion happens in the garden
all he needs is the food tbh
thug life
@@Heather_Jarias true
He got sniped
"MAAAAARGE!!!!! PLEEEAAAASEEEEE!!!!!!"
*Explosion*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
2:42 *”HARRY POTTER! Its such an honour its- AH!”*
ow
Before I clicked on that time line, I thought Harry f*cked Dobby 😃
Proceeds to kick the shit out of dobby 😂😂
dead
*honour
This is the product of a fired animator. The editing...its so damned delicious
This gave me a very firm knob
This is the production of His Lord! No less! He, if one may be so bold as to even refer to Him, is on fire, ever fay and fickle, imaginatorily charged pompholix-filled glands discharged to the confused masses.
Make sure to watch his flesh eating slug repellent yt poop too!
You sound like Voldemort.
Why was he fired🤔
5:45
I guess that kinda fits after reading Cursed Child..
Why?
@@sammy4282 The trolley lady, being some monster or something.
BUzZarDLy yeah
My god you're right 😂
BUzZarDLy xD I get it.
The entire sniper sequence (it starts at 1:28) is so well-done.
Agreed. That was my favorite part
I have a very firm knob
Cris Kyle is one badass man
@@jonnyw819 You don’t have to tell me if I can feel it.
@@alex.g7317 shitt u right tho
I personally think this has the best editing of any ytp ever.
same for me, never seen anything this good
Nah, watch it's all right here at your fingertits or one of the Michael Rosen ones
You've never seen good YTP Then.
EDIT: Okay, I watched some more of the video, this is quite well edited.
OfficerMarmalade They're really aren't that many good ytps in this age.
Johnathan Williams
I beg to differ.
5:21 Jk Rowling in a nutshell
Woomy the Canadian 200th like :) yet first comment
Lmfao
Can't forget "You ah gae" too
😅😂
696th
I've heard of god-tier editing, but this...
This is fine art
You see The Excrement! Our Holy Union will persist through the millennia as the Holy Excrement observes from above, and soothes our souls from the mundane. You are a saint of the Lord of Lords I see, and we will form a conglomeration of Excremental souls far above the herds of lesser men! \*exhales\*
@@2DReanimation wtf are you talking about
uruk ummm wut
I’ve seen this more times than I care to admit and it’s funny and nostalgic every time 😂😂masterpiece.
Yo that is one sick profile pic. Can u give me a link for that?
Bruh same. Wish more people still liked hp
what is your profil pic plzzzzz 😔
Where did ya get that profile pic frm
Jst answer already
No way then everybody would have it, my channel is too big for that
*anything off the trolley dears?*
Lupin kills her
*AAAH*
*no thank u next*
MarioMasterBanana eAt yOuLl fEeL bEttEr
Ok but it makes it funnier
MarioMasterBanana this one killed me😂😂😂
THANKS EVERYONE FOR GIVING ME SO MANY LIKES
WHY IS THIS EDITED SO PERFECTLY. THIS HAS NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY
Omg this lesson is the best!! 6:53
“IN THIS ROOM, YOU WILL EXPLORE MY ARSE......I FARTED”
Professor Trewlaney... are.. is she sure she isn't a crackhead
Fart jokes are irrelevant to me
Fart jokes are dumb
BITCH
🤣
2:27 i can't watch the original without dying of laughter. Funniest ytp scene possibly
We named that bomb the fat woman
The bit where he kills Dobby hahaha
Dobby has no cock sir! He is a free
Elf!
EveryMan ⓎⓄⓊ ⒻⓊⒸⓀⒾⓃⒼ ⒾⒹⒾⓄⓉ ⓉⒽⒶⓉ ⒾⓈ ⓃⓄⓉ ⒻⓊⓃⓃⓎ
Girl Gaming it's just a poop.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EveryMan thnx for the spoiler dick
2:42 my god. I can't. breathe. XD
*A A A A H*
LMAO
Why do I feel irrationally sorry for Dobby
Hahahahhahahaha🤣🤣🤣
TheCeilingFanCollectorHD 2:53 but Micheal Rosen can’t cuz his teacher won’t let him...
“ don’t tell me you don’t know who jack black is”
“He’s a big supporter of uno”
💀😂
I cant belive how well done that part was done
Me either
5:48 ‘’Anything Of the trolley dears??’’ Remus: DIEEEEEE!!!!!
Dobby: Harry Potter, an honor-
*gets kicked in the chest*
Harry: I told you, you’d die for that
Doddy? Wtf
Godly Dobby*
Also, if you haven’t watched Harry Potter, it’s the elf that was kicked.
100 Subscribers with no Videos well no shit, he had his comment wrong and just now edited it, and yes I've read and watched all the harry potter series
Chanar Studios you, should have gone for the head
Poor thing poor Dobby
5:47 I was in the hospital and just got some funny looks because I laughed hysterically
I hope you are better now ❤️
Die Dobby!
Anything off the trolly, dears?
@@ummm...echidnas5835 (casts patronus spell)
Get well soon
That’s some good editing
Sombrero Cactus YT innit
Sombrero Cactus YT yep
So true
Most definitely🎩
I just subbed purely because of your name 😂
Also cos you seem to be a meme lord like maself
The fact that even after all these years this video isn't age restricted
When u reach the weird side of the fandom:
The weird *but brilliant* side
Jess Gent ya it is a work of art isn’t it?
This video made my day
Before there even was a weird side, there was Harry, el sucio Potter.
hah lol
When harry walked up to his room and kicked dobby lmao 😆😆😆
best part by far i cried laughing
yolo mc tommy I couldn't stop dying
Or when fucking dudly he's sniped, it's perfect!!!
yolo mc tommy 2:44 😂😂
Ryan Lehman yeah Ikr
5:56 is the best thing I've seen all day lol imao
Lmao*
@Alexisss i agree
Harold Trotter in a book: “Anything off the trolly dears?” The train waitress says politely. ‘Harry, Hermoine and Ron all scared, cat hisses and rat panics. Remus, after waking up cross eyed finally incinerates her with light. “Aaaaahh!!!.” She says.
She screams*
*She says calmly
@@Yurovishna calmly.
"Anything off the trolley dears?" the trolley witch asked calmly. Harry panicked, beside him, Ron and Hermione let out terrified gasps. Crookshanks the cat jumped away hissing and Scabbers ducked under Ron's coat. Suddenly, Remus Lupin, busy not being a useless lump, jumped up sleepy and, alerting himself to the danger of a middle-aged woman posing as a fake Dementor, incinerated her with a hasty Lumos spell. The trolley witch evaporated with a slight scream.
-from JK Rollininthedeep.
@@thelordofcorruption6420 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
0:43 did he just? Ok im done with youtube
Xavenn lmao
Xavenn
You may be done
And so is he
Xavenn oh god why
Well naaaaa
@NuKe G0D lol
Oh man, I was in hysterics the entire video! Harry kicking the crap out of Dobby and the Rastafarian air freshener doing the intro to Thunderbirds were my favourite bits. Well bloody done! Can't wait for part 2!
+The Unusual Suspect Ah, cool to see you here so quickly.
Good to see you here man!
Funny seeing you here
Rastafarian Air Freshener
Fucking LOL.
I have a sore throat and laughing so hard while watching this video literally made me feel better lmao
I'm not exaggerating when i say this but this is without a doubt the best and funniest youtube poop I have ever seen. I almost died from laughing.
Joosua Anttila this is great along with ytp penis Parker gets a cookie
*Anything from the trolley dears?*
Oh yeah yeah
WE ALL DIE EVERY DAY FOR THE *HOLY EXCREMENT*! This is a regular occurrence in our Holy Sacrifice! You may not remember, but what you experienced was a Rebirth of Excrement! This is not common. But it is a duty once you find *THE TRUTH*!
uruk Wtaf
Sorry, the title already claimed by Skooks.
Harry using his wand as a flashlight to wack off to a skin mag killed me lol
same ahhahahahahahahahahaha
7:39. I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard. I cried and almost puked
Everyone: well done buckpik (dont know how to spell it)
Me too
*WELL DONE FUCKBEAK*
Same🤣
@Caiman Araújo 😭
I was dying at 8:37 when he looked up and saw Draco’s face
Haven’t had a laugh like that in a while
Let the fanfiction begin. XD
2:28 might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet
Caleb9000 I lost it so hard
Yeah that was very hilarious too.
The atomic meanie ?
"What are you smirking at?" As Harry looks on enraged lol
“Who is that?”
“That’s Jack Black that is”
2:44 had me in tears
Lol
Saved the other bitch the trouble
Hahahahahahahaha
D-dobby NOOOOOOOOO
Of laughter
8:24 I saw that coming. And yet i laughed till i cried.
Even in parody form, I still imagine injecting myself into that conversation between everyone at the table, and utterly destroying Vernon and Petunia with insults.
😬
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
"You have...The Grim.."
*proceeds to show Scooby-Doo*
It's the omen of death
Are you sure it's not of scooby snacks?
6:24 are we gonna talk about how that's actually closer to what happens in the books than the films actually show?
Ikr lol
I haven’t read them but I trust u
What ?
As someone who’s read all the books, I can confirm this is correct
Nitwit, blubber, oddment and tweak.
2:45
What should have happened in the second film....
*A A AH*
3rd
@@Legion-Luminance yes
@@Legion-Luminance take it or leave it
2:44
6:24 has to be one of the funniest things in existence. The timing is just impeccable.
This should be awarded an Oscar for best YTP editing
6:50 “I have no words”
Her face😂
WaddleStudios poor seamus lmaooo
I know-
2:42 I am literally choking
Ikr
I was like what the hell😂😂😂.
At least Bellatrix didn't do it
@@MAC-xl5dn yep
Maui Goomba The little "AH" at the end gets me every time 😂
I was not at all prepared for how masterfully edited this is, nuke Aunt Marge had me gasping for air.
YTP? This is YTMP (TH-cam MasterPiece)
U mean TH-camMasterPoop
When Scooby-Doo was in the cup 😂😂😂
3:16 “What did you say your name was again? The Leaky Cauldron.” LOL
Are we not going to talk about how actually well edited this is.
Ron: Let me get this straight you’re black?
Harry: yeah
They recast his mother for the stage production like Hermione.
2:27 I laughed so hard my ribs hurt XD
8:38 "it almost cut my throat by over laughing"
"Relate much for me"
The last one was 2 years ago? The wait was totally worth it.
part two will be released in 2023
+The Trust It's going to be bundled with Half Life 3 and season 2 of Firefly.
+The Trust and the next Harold trotter will be released in 2053
I did my waiting!... 2 YEARS OF IT... IN AZKABAN!
+reedymun aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy good one
2:44 his little screech had me grabbing my sides
7:37 when you ride a lapras
7:38 but you forget you taught him FRUSTRATION
can’t we just accept the fact that he has such good editing skills
6:38 for an excellent speech ^^
Accesserised
same
This is the best ytp I have ever watched
Watch 'The Fifteen Year Old Banana' and 'Michael's Bathroom Fiasco'.
No RYTP Best
4:35 "House keeping" *she dies* "I'll come back later"
Edit: OMGGGG TNX SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LIKES
Would be funny if her shoes walked away 😅
@@thatelephant omg 😂 😂 that would've been perfect
Regenerate first
Voldemort in the wizarding wars be like :
th-cam.com/video/Omnn6AHKOvo/w-d-xo.html....
Rest in peace Alan Rickman. We loved your Performance
These are the best animated ytp's ive ever seen.
Ben Robutka
"Animated"?
Cryfish Studios
In what way does "animated" mean "edited"
deffdefying these ones have a lot of animation
Ben Robutka same
Ben Robutka :3
You've defiled it, with very dark magic indeed.
5:47 made me laugh the hardest (very well done)
My sister mentioned Jack Black in conversation and all I could think of was "That is Jack Black, that is."
These things are some of the finest quality poops I've ever seen.
Lol
(⊙ˍ⊙)
Well... they were made by a Master.
fuck
They're like glistening turds. The ones you don't even need to wipe after.
Imagine if one of these came out every week...a boy can dream
Lord Salt I say imagine and dream then I thought you're comment said imagine dragons. Idk why.
6:58 "I...farted!!!"
Big Jack Gameplays LoL spam it an ye it funny
I died
@@madcatt9948 an it ye pon span good aye
“Ah- AHHHHHH”
I died there
The Nuclear Blast bit ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME
1:57 HEADSHOT! 500XP EARNED
Level up!!
Yeet
Harry: assist 500 points
i absolutely love the sing along bit
it's not easy to keep up but i manage pretty ok
this is so well edited 😂😂😂
TheStickyCarrot agrees
TheStickyCarrot especially the end part
Yup yup
This man is amazing at editing
Harry knew he couldn’t do magic outside school so he hired a sharpshooter to do the magic for him.
The sad thing is, there are people who have watched this who wont live to see part two uploaded.
Wtf?
Derp
Hey! I see your comments on Jake Wright's vids!
I should show this to my grandma.
everyone
The thunderbird gag at 3:34 had me in tears
6:13 I'm in tears 🤣🤣
ME TOO LMAO!!!!
Cum~ 😂😂😂
Same 😂
I was about to sing along to whatever it was gonna 😂😂😂😂😂
2:28 lol 😆 I can't help it. It's really funny. They literally drop Marge to the Dursleys with the explosion. That cracks me the laughter.
Nobody:
My grandma the second I get to her house: 6:03
That's in the actual film
Same
So true
*i can fucking relate*
Frrr x
Stan: What was your name again?
Harry: The leaky cauldron
Stan: Did you hear that ern? The leaky cauldron?
XD
whos harry? i only know the leaky cauldron.
Ok, so the leaky cauldron is going to Harry. K
I think the leaky cauldron, Ron and Hermione all were powerful wizards and witches by the end
This is so well made it's ridiculous for a YTP
This is the best edited TH-cam poop I’ve ever seen beyond a doubt
Did anyone else notice the Train bit, where the trolley lady shows up, Lupin's eyes go cross eyed
Yes.
ya
No lol
Oh yeah, hahaha!
marcus mccauley when?
I honestly aspire to be this good at adobe products one day. Absolutely magical editing. This YTP never gets old
He... was a big supporter of well...
UNO
;p
:USES REVERSE CARD:
Draw 4
@@bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72 Draw 8 ;)
Stealthysniper61 PSN *throws 5 skip a turn cards*
I’m pretty sure we all are lmao
Watching this at school, got in trouble for laughing too hard
Mike Rotchburns been there...
Same
You are a choosen one! do not fret the pedestrian world-views projected upon thee! You shall be free in Heaven and permitted to hold the Wand of Excrement! Do not fear the pronouncements of the mundane masses! With *Absolute* Devotion to The Master of Excrement, our souls shall be merged, and purged of Evil! Good shall persist as we continue our Devotion of Excrement!
Werthh eett
4:35 "House keeping"
*Gets disintegrated except his feet*
I'll come Back later 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then walks away
This is my favourite part.
“Sing with master poop” I was thinking he would actually have a song
CUM was the lyrics
Dobby: *”Harry Potter, such an honour”*
Harry: *”Fu*k you”*
😂
Pump O Gamer
Not "Fuck off"?
Pump O Gamer lmao 😂🤣😂🤣😅😅 oh god kill me now (not literally)
Pump O Gamer Thank god he said that I hate Dobby.
larry david bitch you hate dobby.
Arry Potta such a onour *kick* AAARRGGG
8:38 - Every Harry/Draco slash EVER.
Frans Hattingh *raises eyebrows*
WTF?! LMAO
Draco Malfoy OH SH- DRACO
cute spxnel what?!
Draco Malfoy LoL- whatever
Lupin vaporizing the trolley lady will never get old
RIP DOBBY
This was by far the best done piss take I have seen
1:22 *when it’s time for bed*
That's ne as a kid
@Joey Foster
SHUT. UP.
I would watch a whole movie of this.
When he kicked Dobby I laughed so hard
Harry Potter. Such an honor to...
AAAAAAA!!"
8:39 I laughed so hard i almost threw up.
Hell yeah. I never expected that one. Funny asf 😂😂
Lucky you, I thew up!
Lol I just saw a comment of yours on another harry potter video😂
Toby vlogs706
I love drarry
I laughs so hard bruh
the part with dobby being kicked killed me XD
These are literally too good to be YTPs