A First Timers Carnival Cruise Horror Story! A Cruise Nightmare!
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I wish I knew this before I booked my trip
WOW!!!! I don't think I would have went on another cruise after all that. Me and my mom did great on our first cruise. I must admit I was afraid to have the boat leave my sight. I don't know when I will ever be able to do an excursion.
You guys had me in tears! Watching you tell stories is like sitting with friends having drinks. Thanks for sharing!
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This was the funniest story I’ve heard in a while! Especially that toilet situation! 😂😂😂
It was unbelievable… I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t witness it myself 😂😂
I’m 32.5 days away from our first cruise (Carnival outta Charleston) 4 night with a 6 and 20 yo kids. These videos have ALREADY helped me SO much!!! I’m listening while driving and laughing my @$$ off..😂 thank you for all you reviews and 100% honesty.
When y'all said that dining room was vibrating, my soul saw Heaven from laughing so hard 🤣
lmbo, water splashing out of the glassware smh
Stanley and Lynette: Master Storytellers!
It felt like it was happening as you were telling it.
Very enjoyable and lots of laughs!
Thank you both!
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This was beyond crazy. I couldn't stop screaming, the church pews and the sheets tied together sent me to my knees!!😭😭
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This is an actual movie script. It’s my 3rd time watching this and I’m still in tears 😂. Glad you were brave enough to go back to cruising.
😂😂😂 it was insane. I still overplan because of it 😂😂
This is giving me "National Lampoon's Vacation" vibes lol 🤣.
Omg you guys had a nightmare of a first cruise. But y’all had me cracking up so much my stomach hurt 😂😂😂
You guys are hilarious! Ya’ll somehow manage to make watching a video feel like we are all chillin at the bar having a few drinks and just chatting. MY bf normally doesn’t get my cruise video watching but he’ll watch yours. 🤣
Heyyyy y’all!
Right? I sent this to my husband. He gonna wanna cruise with ya'll...HECK! I Want TO CRUISE WITH YA'LL..😆😆😆
Exactly. That part! Your entertaining!
@@lindarobinson2104 Me too!
Binge watching y’all’s videos! I needed this laugh! ❤
I'm not even a storytime person, but im so glad listened to this one. I was cracking up the entire time!
Maaaaaaaan!!! My wife and I cruised to the Bahamas in April of 2008 and I swear we had the same dude for the water taxi….😂😂😂😂.We were so tripped out from the boat ride to Atlantis we took a regular Taxi back to the boat with another couple. Crazy…😂😂😂😂
I bet it was Willie the International tour guide 😂😂
OMG yall had me crying with this story at work cracking up. We needed this story long time ago wow what an adventure lol.
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Same here! I'm at work here in tears 🤣
Facts.
Lollll yea me too. Tooo funny
Just discovered y’all in the last two weeks. Y’all are so funny and also informative.
God bless and keep up the good work
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Y'all crack me up! It was so funny to listen to your first cruise horror story. So I thought I would share ours as it was a a Disaster! Long story but worth it :D We had a 7 nt. cruise going to Key west, freeport and nassau. First night, hubby gets a headache so goes to bed early. 2nd day.. get off in Key West and all was fine but by the end of the day I wasn't feeling well so got back on the ship and laid down in the cabin. Within a couple of hours I had a fever, cough and sweating. Hubby goes to the convenience store and spent $17 on a bottle of nyquil. Next day was a sea day.. I was full blown sick so stayed in bed all day while hubby wondered around the ship bored and having to eat by himself. Next day was freeport.. but, we weren't able to dock because of high winds. I was still sick so that was fine but now hubby is getting really bored. I was finally feeling better but now hubby has a bad headache again. I have him taking advil every 4 hours but his headache wasn't going away.. Next morning Nassau. I was feeling so much better and so excited to get off that ship. We had an excursion scheduled with Carnival so went down to the meeting place to find out, it was cancelled due to high surf. So now we are like.. What the heck do we do?? So we got a cab and went to Atlantis where we thought we could go to the beach.. like, you, Nope. So walked around as long as we could, a couple hours maybe. Got back into a 'taxi' to head back to the ship .. but not until they had to stop and get gas LOL. So we are back on the ship and go sit in the hot tub. Met some nice guys and chatted but hubby kept trying to fall asleep. I'm like dude.. wake up! We then go to dinner - this is the first meal we had to together this whole time since I was so sick and all. At dinner, he just couldn't shake his tiredness so we go back to the cabin. I get ready for bed and get my pill container .. ummm.. " Hey babe, where are my sleeping pills??" ... Turns out, he was taking 2 sleeping pills every 4 hours, not Advil!!! OMG lucky he is alive LOL... our last day of the cruise was a sea day and I just sat at that pool all day long and drank. It was by far the worst vacation we ever had. All we wanted to do was get in the ocean and snorkel and we didn't get our feet in the sand one time and I almost killed my husband LOL.. Since then I have been on 10 cruises and love it..
Omgggg lmboooo
Oh my gosh! You made me laugh so hard!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The sleeping pills is my
favorite part of the fiasco!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was definitely wondering how he was falling asleep in the hot tub 🤣
@@Mzdedeo Luckily they were just mild over the counter pills and not like ambian or something LOL... he tells the story ' the one time my wife tried to kill me" OY!!
Omg🤣🤣🤣That Was So Funny 'Sleeping Pills💊?' Thank Goodness Your Husband Made It Thru, Ok. But Honestly Speaking, I Think That 'CRUISES!' Are The Best/Most Economical Way To Visit Countries And Meet Different Types Of People Who Just Happen To Be On The Same Page & That Is "To Have 'A GREAT!' TIME!!!" Outside of Their Normal Hustle/Bustle Life! Yes, The Whole 'Covi' Has Changed The Rules Alittle But 'STILL!' We As Cruise Lovers Must Truly 'KEEP!' The Spirit👍😁👍Flowing! ✌️Peace, BB☆
Just now seeing this video and tears are rolling down. 😂😂 I lost it at the man getting stuck to the toilet seat.
Babay...the tears and pains I have in my stomach listening to this story....🤣🤣🤣 ive been watching you guys for only a few weeks, I absolutely love you two!
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Of allllll the cruise tip videos I have watched this is the 1st time I have heard about not flushing while using the bathroom and the suction...see that's important stuff right there for sure
Me too that's the first time I'm hearing about the toilet suction situation. Thank goodness I've never flushed the toilet with me still on it on a cruise ship! Definitely a new cruise tip worth remembering lmao 🤣!
This whole video I’m like “waaaay min WHET” my my my. I love your energy and togetherness AND your channel. Glad it got better years later, I am cracking up!
Ya'll are hilarious. I'm so glad I found you! I'm taking my first cruise soon and I have never felt more prepared for anything unknown to me in all my life. Thank you and don't stop. 😂❤
Have fun!
The best story, I would never go on a cruise after that!!! And look at you guys, you are professional cruisers!!!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂
It took us many many years to go back 😂😂😂
You guys are hysterical!!! My last cruise was with 60 other quilters, a panama canal cruise, and one of the quilters got in to a fist fight with their roommate and she got kicked off the cruise before we even left!!!
Oh my word 👀
1.2.3. pull. Y'all got me crying
I am HOLLERING!!!!!😂😂😂😂 Hilarious!!! Y’all will remember this trip forever! Thanks for sharing your experience! I just love y’all!
Forever!! Lol
Thank you for that story me and my wife are taking care first Cruise this summer for are anniversary. I also want y'all to know I like your videos they are very informative with a feeling of like we are friends hanging out and you just want to make sure we have a good experience.
LAWD!!!! My first cruise was to the Bahamas and it was CRAZYYYY! 1. The tour guide didn’t want to take us to beach we WANTED to go to… was cussing us out and all…. 2. The bus on the way back felt like we was gonna fall through the bottom… it broke down for about 5 min. I was praying to everybody and they granddaddy to get back to that boat 🤣😭
Omg 😳
Im hollerin im takin my 1st cruise in Sept on Carnival Glory im Learning so much what shouldn't be done
My first cruise was on Royal Caribbean and was the most amazing experience!
My family leave on May 7. and I shared your video with everybody that's going to watch
I am a TA now as well, started cruising in 2011. So much has changed since my first cruise. When I tell you, I was SHOOK on my first cruise. I can relate so much to this! Y'all had me crying laughing.
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Thank you Stanley and Lynette for sharing! I really needed to laugh. I love this story and the way you told it! I’m in tears over here! Going to share this with my family! Blessings! ❤😂🤣
OMG...Too funny! Lawd, the fish boat with pews bout took me out! 🤣🤣🤣 Great description of the water taxi.😂
PLEASE!!!! Why is this story so funny 😂 the screams I just scrumpt 😭😭😭
Omg I have laughed so much my hubby came in to check on me,,, he was like what the crap is so funny… I was like I think we took the same cruise as this couple… lol my hubby was almost doing the chanting thing…. 😜😜he swore if he ever got to land he would never cruise again!!!! But we have been on several since then and they’ve been great 😊😊
OMG please tell me you were onboard the Glory, someone else has to verify this mess of a cruise lol.
@@LifeWithUsTV omg we did find the free beach but it was a hot mess!!! You couldn’t even take your shoes off because the beach had so many rocks and shells.. oh and no chairs… I’m pretty sure we met the van dude ,, stupid me walks closer to the van so I could hear him and my hubby yanked me back and was like do you wanna get murdered if so your own your own… 😊🥴🥴🥴
I also was laughing so hard I got tears running down my face! 1, 2 3 pull!!! I had to replay that part again!!!!
I’m glad y’all gave it another shot and fell in love with it 😂
Hey, hubby and I got off in Freeport and did a kayak / beach picnic excursion. It was AMAZING!!
I wasn't feeling a kayak adventure but he talked me into it and it was great. I highly recommend it.
Y'all so crazy!!!! I'm cracking up with y'all! Oh wow....thanks for sharing. We're going on our first cruise later this year. Ooooh Lord....!!!
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THE WAY I HOLLERED. Your video popped up in my feed. Hubby and I were thinking of cruising for our 15 year anniversary. I’m glad I found these videos I am going to watch every one!!!!
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This whole video is hilarious but this toilet suction story…I cannot breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣. How could y’all keep this from us for so long 😂😂
Lmboooo… we didn’t want to relive it fam 😂😂
@@LifeWithUsTV 🤣🤣🤣
Me too!!!! I about peed my pants
Oh my gosh! That was the funniest!
1-2-3 PULL!!!! :)
Picture this: Norfolk, 2008 LoL...ok this is so giving me Golden Girls Vibes in my Sophia voice: Picture this, Sicily, 1930 - LoL
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Omg that was bad cruise you all Crack me up. I always say research your vacation am glad you back cruising
Y’all are hilarious! So glad y’all can look back and laugh!
Yessssss! Thanks for telling the story! I'll be watching in a few minutes!
Hey fam!!! I really thought y’all loved us!!! I done almost wrecked the truck laughing!! Y’all done tried to kill me!!! 😂😂😂
Lmbooo
The free beach is right next to the entrance of Atlantis. A little dirt walk path between the cement wall and Atlantis property
Ooooowe, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry 🤣 I just booked my first cruise without an agent.. now Lord what do I do.. I get on TH-cam, and y'all pop up.. 😂 Help me! Love watching y'all two.
Lol email me codefuntravel@gmail.com
Omg this is crazy. Crying here best story.
This is the funniest story I ever heard. Ya'll are the best story tellers. I'm so glad I found this page, I'm crusing Carnival in September. I'm sorry ya'lls first cruise was so bad but I appreciate all of the knowledge you can share because of it. Thanks!
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I've been cracking up almost the entire time 😂. I imagine it will be just as helpful as it was hilarious. Thanks for sharing!
You guys had me in tears tonight especially that part about the boat taxi's issues when you were trying to get back to the ship. 😆😂
Man y’all are hilarious!! I’ve been watching your videos all day and I’m definitely a fan! I’m gearing up for a cruise in 2024 so I’m looking at allllll the tips!
Thanks for sharing your all Story. My wife and I first cruise we didn’t get involved as we should have. Going on number two in November and more prepared this time. Love your alls energy!
I found it!!!!!
Thank you so much for sharing your story. My family and I are going in a cruse in a few weeks and I have learned so much of the things I need and I dont need to do with your videos. I graduated with this one. Thank you again.
OMG! I'm so sorry for your TERRIBLE experience. Thank goodness you have reconsidered!🤩👏🏾👏🏾
omg you guys are great ! going on our first ever cruise in August!
I’m in tears laughing at this story!!! I’m so glad I came across this video so we can know what not to do. This will be our first cruise in November. I will not be getting the acupuncture at all😂
Your story was so entertaining fam. Thank you for sharing.
Missed you two. Thanks for the story. It had me and my mother laughing so hard. You two are great story tellers.
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Thank you for sharing that experience with us.
Wow! I felt like I was there with yall maaan that's alot 😂😂I'm so ready to go on another Cruise it's been since 2014 definitely need to get our passports renewed ran out last year
Good lord thank you I'm crying. But we took that boat some years ago and found the free beach.
You two are incredible story tellers. I'm about to go on my first cruise and I will tell you - this was equally terrifying and entertaining
I’m sorry but when you said “Stanley I can’t see” I was in tears 😂😂 this is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard 😂
Lmboooo!!! I’ve been scared of acupuncture every since 😂😂
I have never laughed so hard! You guys told these stories with so much happiness and comedy!
With all of the craziness in the world your channel is a breath of fresh air. Thankyou
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I knew this was about to be hilarious and only y’all, sorry that happened to y’all!
You are right!! Only US! lol
Getting ready for my first cruise in July and this story has me CRYING!
Crying laughing of course
It was definitely a trip from hell. The way that you two told the story is the most hilarious story I ever heard. I also was laughing so hard that yall had me in tears😂😂😂
I 'm so sorry. That having to guys. Thank you. For you help . I cannot stop laughing i'm sorry
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Well, thank God y’all mentioned not to flush the toilet while sitting on it, because I’ve never heard that on any of the cruise videos I’ve been watching for the last few months. 💀💀💀 at least y’all got a funny little show. 😅
OMG when you got to the toilet part of your story I'm LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF!!!! That was HILLARIOUS!!!
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🤣🤣🤣That story was hilarious!! It's understandable that you chilled on cruising for some time. So glad that you are back to cruising. I really enjoy your content and find it most helpful. Keep up the good work!
Yes! Thank you!
“Let me off this boat!!! I needed this laugh tonight! I love you all’s boo! So informative. And funny ! New subscriber here!
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I need this laugh today. Happy Wednesday king and queen
Happy Wednesday hunnie.
So Comical I love it glad you didn't let this horror stop you from cruising
I'm hoping and praying that my 1st cruise in May goes much better than your 1st cruise. That was a "Mr. Murphy" type cruise. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.
Richmond, VA here. love you guys
Rva!!!
My first cruise was with NCL around 2003, we wound up going through hurricane Bonnie! Our Capt Nemo thought it was a good idea to leave Bermuda ahead of the storm while all the other cruise lines waited. Needless to say it was 48 hours of hell! In the end all the other ships passed us heading into NYC!!!
Omggg
Thank you for sharing.
The toilet story is hilarious but I am trying to figure out how he was able to flush the toilet while sitting down. The button to flush the toilet is behind the toilet cover in the middle. There is probably a reason for that. 😂😂😂
Very good point lol
Could you please do a show about Disabled or limited mobility cruising?
Oh my goodness! I hollered so much and learned so much at the same time watching this. I was yelling, aww heck naw, don’t get in that van! This was like the best intro to stand-up comedy. So glad ya’ll experiences have greatly improved.🤣🛳🚐🚽
That was a crazy story so many things went wrong I totally understand why it took so long to go again but now cruising is the best thanks for sharing yall story by the way enjoy yall vlogs
I needed this laugh today. Thank you.
🤣 I lucked out. Had my first cruise that was on Carnival. The only mistake I made was overpacking. We had the earliest time for embarkment (10a I believe) and was on lido taking pictures and with a drink in my hand by 11:30a. I read the Carnival information (what to bring, what is prohibited, etc) a million times and asked a million questions to my friend who has been on maybe dozens of cruises. Our room was right at the stairs and just above us was the theater area where they had shows which was mere steps from the lobby. Though pricey, I booked excursions through Carnival for the comfort of knowing that if there were issues getting back to port on time (like transportation) they would wait. I had a great time and would certainly do it again.
The scream I scraimed when they said the man got suctioned to the toilet 😂😂😂😂
You guys are awesome! Thank you for sharing. I appreciate how you can look back on it and laugh. I nearly pee’d my pants how funny but not funny your adventure was. Thank you again for sharing all of your content!
Well my first cruise will be in August coming out of Jacksonville. All I want to see is the buffet.
Oh my gosh! That has to be one of the craziest stories I have ever heard! I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes.
omg, I don't wish it on anyone lol
Hilarious story thanks!
Guys I'm trying not to laugh loudly at work! I'm gonna have to watch this again at home. Thank you guys for the story and for taking the time to do the vlogs! My husband enjoys you guys alot❤ be safe and have a good day!
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New to your channel and just watched this video. Hilarious!!! My 1st and only cruise was on the Carnival Destiny in 1997 honeymoon. Everything went wrong. Found out hubby was afraid of water, even the pool. He put his hands in the ocean in Mexico and lost his wedding ring which was my great grandfather's ring. We are happily divorced and friends now. I am going on my 2nd cruise in 3 weeks on Celebrity Reflection for a family reunion. I just hope it's not boring.
Well dang, that’s a lot lol
@@LifeWithUsTV I can't get enough of you both! I said the other day that I have been in a very dark place lately and you make me smile and you make me laugh. I was an RN for years but am disabled now. My income sucks but I am going to try to save over the next year or 2 so I can join one of your group cruises. I live close to Ft. Lauderdale but am originally from Potomac, MD. Nice to know you are from Virginia. Lynette you crack me up and your husband has the best smile ever and it is so contagious. Bless your hearts. ❤️
Virtual hugs 🤗
Sorry that you 2 had such a bad 1st experience but glad to know it eventually got better the next time. You both seem like a loving and caring fun couple to hang around I hope that if I'm on a cruise and you guys are there I'm looking to go to the bar, let our hair down and let's kick it. Thank you once again for the story it was funny as hell but scary at the same time just glad to know that you didn't miss the boat you guys take care stay lovable and be blessed 💯👊🏾✊🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Absolutely!!
Wow this was a entertaining story, y’all had me cracking up! What a story and what an adventure, thank you for sharing with us.👏🏾💯🛳
😅😂😂😂 please lawd don't let my first cruise be like this . I thoroughly enjoyed this story and I'm glad yall had the courage to cruise again
This story was scary and hilarious at the same time. Lol. I’ve only been on 1 cruise and that was 11 years ago. My parents paid for everything so now that I’m looking to book a cruise for my husband and myself I feel like I need to do all the research I can! I plan on binge watching y’all’s videos all weekend! Lol. I do hair so I’ll surly be listening while I’m braiding. Thanks I’m advance for wealth of knowledge you guys share!
Omg tears are rolling out of my eyes! Be sure to write another trip for us.
I pray I never have another story 😂
HEY Y'all!! As someone who has never cruised...I am sooo ready for this story. Thank You
Edit: I laughed the entirety of this video!!!!! 🙂
I haven’t even been on my first cruise yet , I’m going next month for my honeymoon. I’ve watched all the videos about Carnival cruises on your channel, downloaded the packing list, and even bought 90% of the bags, clips and creams you suggest ……but I would bet you I’ve watched this video 50 times and I think I laugh harder each time I watch!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmboooo!!