"I Think My P*nis Stopped Breathing. Do You Know CPR?" | House M.D..
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- Leave it to House to still make inappropriate jokes to Cuddy, despite having a medical emergency... very on-brand of him, indeed.
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From Season 5 Episode 16 ''The Softer Side'': When a teen collapses with severe pelvic pain after playing basketball, tests reveal both male and female DNA. The parents knew this, but not the youngster. Meanwhile, Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein) and Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) suspect something is wrong with House (Hugh Laurie) when he begins acting nicely.
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So, did they fake that somehow, or did Omar ACTUALLY have to do that Hugh Laurie? OUCH! The things we do for a paycheck.
Ah you can grab at your skin like that without it hurting, doubt he gave him an _actual_ purple nurple.
Gotta do it for real or it wouldn’t feel genuine 😂
I think he grabbed the skin around it, I noticed that he grabbed a little too much there. Probably just enough for it to not hurt too much.
Some men pay my sister good money for Purple Nurples, maybe Hugh enjoyed it.
Imagine being the stunt double hired for a nipple twist?
"I Think My P*nis Stopped Breathing. Do you know CPR?" -Greg House, M.D., Legend.
Looks like the Brain is okay 😂
Wilson watching House stand and the look in his face the moment he figured it out is a slight acting nod but makes the whole scene feel more real.
"Hoping to fry my brain to death, I smoke some primo crystal meth" is quite possibly the greatest line in this show
Seconded!
Nah
"You hired a hooker to watch you sleep?"
James Wilson
Bars.
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Are you speaking from experience?😅
5 doctors in a room and the hospital president has to check the vitals 😂😂😂
The whole sequence of jokes at 1:06 is just perfect
“Number one, he’s happy which means he high. Number two, when he moved his bad leg, he didn’t use his hands to support it.”
Further evidence that Wilson is the smartest character in this show, aside from House.
Well Wilson is Watson to House's Sherlock
Wilson is the Watson to House' Sherlock. Makes sense he's the only person to truly compete against him.
Many people don't realize that Vicodin is an opiate. Hydrocodone and Acetaminophen. A lesser drug than heroin, but it doesn't carry the same judgment.
pretty sure cough sirup guy beats them !
@@auronheimdall1072Probably
Foreman must have been a safe cracker he twisted those suckers like he knew the combination, he enjoyed it! Its a good thing they didn't laugh and ruin the take, they would have to do it over again!
I'm sure they had more than one take.....
@joehamlet7576 Maybe 13 got her chance to take a spin of the mammories!
@@bebo5558 She can do mine. But fair is fair - I get to do hers, too.....
@@joehamlet7576 Let's be truthful, 13 could do anybody or anything she wants!
@@bebo5558 Yeah, probably. She's a doll!
5:16 I love how he only stopped pretending to be asleep when Foreman touched 13 letting them know he is on to them 😂
"We just need to get a message through to 'em"
*Foreman rubbing his fingers*
"Stat!!!"
*360° twist*
"Ahhhh! I was floating on clouds of Vicodin"
Unironically House's afterlife.
I love how people unironically compare human relationships to ice cream. It's almost as if they heard that comparison and neglected to think it through.
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I love how people get upset about something that’s not meant to be taken seriously, nor literally. Get a grip & grow up
It’s just Hollywood comically telling the audience they endorse immoral relationships.
How many straight married characters do we know about in the cast?
@@dabofiron.itzsimplicitydo... do you know what irony is?
I dont understand. whats wrong with the metaphor?
The look cuddy gave him when he screamed into the stethoscope! 😆😂😂
13's eyes though... Dayum!
Wilson is so quick
"Foreman must have the touch of an elephant."
Foreman twists House' nipples to get him breathing again.
House wakes up screaming in pain but breathing.
House: "Cuddy, I'll pay you $50 if you do what he just did to me."
Do you normally have to pay women to touch you?
"he's not ready", nah, mom's not ready
Kids are a lot tougher than tons of parents out there.
I like how GenX got none of this beat around the bush nonsense..
We learned at a young age this & that.
@@CT-nb5lmAnd who do you think raised Gen Z?
it doesn't get any better than House M.D.
1:39 did that on purpose
This is definitely one of the titles ever
🤣🤣I was so stunned about HOUSE not Breathing I forgot about FOREMAN’S DOUBLE TITTY TWISTER 🤣🤣🤣
Foreman asks his bisexual ex about how much she enjoys a fish supper while sitting down in front of a poster that says "You gotta want the ball."
The only time the nipple crippler works.
I love how Foreman revived House by giving him the Purple nurple😉😁🤣😈.
Why didn't have the guts to watch this show when it was live
The guts? It wasn't even scary lol
Dude in my mindframe it kind of was it wasn't supposed to be but I will tell you this it was an impressive show that I'm seeing now
Tbf if you are squeamish at the sight of blood
That wasn't the problem something scare me when I don't recognize them
@@iamthamon1 sooooo, how do you do anything? Most things must be new/unrecognizable.
I like how they have a poster of so you think you can dance hanging on the door which is funny because both shows were on Fox
Did Wilson just kick House's chair to wake him up? Weirdly aggressive
He thought he was pretending to sleep
He sawed House's cane halfway another time!
Foreman: "He has only two ways to handle this: kill us or make us wish we were dead. This is good."
I got the most dramatic chocolate ice cream popsicle ad before this 😂
I'm not sure that I have ever tried Rocky Road ice-cream cept for the rocky roads in Wva and the best 1 is called Stoney Lonesome Road about a mile or so away and it got it's name honest unless it's been fixed a bit better through the years lol. I just had to throw that one in here 😂
13 is drop-dead gorgeous.
It's such a shame he stopped the methadone, he was doing so well
Foreman's been wanting to do that for years
I don't think that's how it works
It tells us his brain is okay, so it works in this scenario.
Normally they’d just do a sternum rub, but same concept (causing pain or discomfort to signal to breath)
I'd rather have the purple purple
Ok I’ll twist your nips and see if it worls
5:20
House M.D. youtube channel knows how to run up those views
Interesting how Kal had those lines about the bisexual thing, and he recently came out as Pan. :). 😁
Makes me feel less bad about his character offing himself now.
@@Stuart267 do you mean that in a supportive, nice kind of way or a sarcastic way?…. lol
I think this is my favorite House team.
13 has one of the most beautiful faces!!!!!!!!
What's the context behind the patient?
Mosaicism
Wait, they took out the big reveal about what that kid was
yeah ,i´m only scrollling the comments for the answer
I hate how they're normalising cheating as well using this stupid ice cream analogy. Looks like 13 wasn't mature either
6:36 is it just me or did the mothers eyes make anyone else feel uncomfortable like the way she was speaking and looking said that shes a nut case or something
Foreman probably enjoyed doing that
Shame about House's L*g
why would he take vicodin when thiers percs and oxys out thier
Stay off social media and stay in school... Please.
If not today…when?
Workplace sexual harassment . Me Too
It's weird how your perspective changes over time. When I was a kid I remember watching this and being so upset about the mother lying to the kid. Now as an adult when she says "if I knew it would make him less confused id tell him right now. But if she's wrong it will just make things worse." I think to myself "yeah, that's totally valid. That makes sense.".
Long story short, Larry turned into Godzilla and destroyed Tokyo
Medical dramas be like:
did she say Ted Tosterone Chanel? 🤔
Title is WILD AF‼‼
Can someone explain why he stopped breathing?
I forgot and I dont wanna watch the whole episode
Pretty sure he almost OD'd on methadone (I might be mistaking it for something else but I'm 99% sure this is related). It's a legal drug that, taken in high doses, acts like heroin except without the high and double the risk of permanent injury.
Did not expect an impromptu discussion about polyamory.
Episode and Season
Im going to try using That chat up line and see how hard i get slapped....do you know cpr 😅
They did a great job casting Olivia Wilde as 13, especially with the bisexual tease.
My rizz:
well this didnt age well. (parrents giving testosteron to kid)
lol why didnt he just let her keep doing so and join in the fun? hes so narrow minded lol
My ex is bi. She'd always show me hot girls on her Instagram 😅
First and I love this show
Oh GROW UP.
@@Tribozomjealous
PERRLA 1:13
1:06
Is it weird I like seeing people restrained
Yeah? You like being restrained too?
@@RaptorFromWeegee no I don’t I have been restrained since preschool it is not fun
@@Maddy-dh7xv Then why do you like seeing other people get restrained? Not judging, I'm genuinely curious.
@@RaptorFromWeegee i like to see there experience with it
I agree definitely 😅
Verbal sexual harassment or verbal sexual assault is a term used to describe instances where inappropriate or offensive sexual comments are made, creating a hostile or uncomfortable environment.
This show would have been cancelled in this day and time😂
Must have been an era of over-reproduction. (Trust me. Don't become a family.)
It would never be made at all today.
It won’t be long before the only thing on tv will be educational documentaries!
Or the cringy sexist "humour" would be cut. It wasn't fun then, and it isn't now. The show would be much better for it.
@@ankyfire It seems very strange to watch the female characters put up with these remarks so readily. In any era well bred men were raised not to talk like that to women.
Love the series, but it is an absolute fantasy steeped in nonsense. But the endlessly burning building mumbo jumbo late in the series was an absolute mess. Writers of long running series always run amuck.
13 grabs any opportunity to recruit a future parade marcher, doesn't she?
What kind of dr would bother with vikes you can’t even give them to a junkie
omg? rizz? chakke?
love the show but jesus the political commentary can be a drag sometimes
Ngl that but at the end sums up a portion of the transition bullshit i dissagree with
First.
I take CPR class every 2 years. I believe CPR save life's. Too many people do drugs. Go to God. Pray & go to church.
Same here.
these parents are insane
Where’s the rest of it
'hearts still working' means he has color in his skin.
Toxoplasmosis does not do that to you
Wouldn't it be PPR?
I don't get it
@@Ponyboy8365penis pulmonary resuscitation
"I just need to get a message through"
*TWISTS NIPPLE INTO OBLIVION*
Foreman saved House with a purple nurple. Maybe the next time House nearly dies they can save him with a wedgie
"He's not responding! Better go to atomic-wedgie"......"CLEAR!"
TronCron What is a nurple??....
Foreman twisted House’s nipples it what that is
@@sarahjones-jf4pr Nipple Cripple might be a different phrase you recognise with the same meaning
@@sarahjones-jf4pr purple-nurples were one of many idiotic elementary school boy-on-boy jabs from when i was a kid. Same thing as the self explanatory "titty-twister". There were also charlie horses, wedgies, noogies, swirlies, and smelly nelsons.
I think these were ostensibly "just boys joking around" BS but were really intended to assert dominance, test aggression, and establish pecking order. I think they banned all this stuff from school yards 20 years ago.
House: *physically exists on this plane of reality*
Cuddy: What the hell is going on?
To be fair, from her perspective, it makes total sense, given how House is ALWAYS up to something.
He almost wasn't existing anymore
"I'm fine, other than the fact that my nurple is now purple!" lmao 😂
😂
House was really ready to die to avoid that conversation
He almost deafened Cuddy too. XD
Yep. Because God forbid he be held accountable for anything.
I didn't notice this at first, but rewatching these clips I realize that House and Cuddy's relationship not working was foreshadowed in 13 and Foreman.
Foreman is the responsible one, 'in charge' and looks for something stable. 13 is the self destructive one, that has a hard time keeping herself in a stable situation.
House becomes responsible for his actions in the series finale, the relationship was scrapped because they were low balling Lisa. I think Hugh took a pay cut on her last seasons just to try and make things work. So, originally House and Cuddy ending together for the series finale was canon as House grieves Wilson's death with Cuddy's help.
Nice catch! I noticed this too and you see how 13 and House bond so well when he gets her out of jail....they are both rebels. Foreman and Cuddy are serious all the time though and I can't imagine a rebel wanting to deal with that.
@@amauriherrera6022the Hugh Laurie taking a pay cut to keep her on is just a rumour but they did give a raise to RSL and Olivia Wilde and cut Lisa’s pay so it sounds kind of unfair..David’ shore didn’t prioritise Cuddy as a character clearly and now regrets it
13 still is, that's why she is good acting it.
Except Thirteen was never really bitter about the breakup. At least, to the point of driving her car through Foreman's living room.
"only thirteen grabs my nipples this time" lol
Kutner: "I don't remember seeing you take any Vicodin today."
House: "I don't remember hiring my mother."
Wilson: You didn't take any at breakfast either.
House: I don't remember having breakfast with my mother.
By far one of my favorite episodes ! I feel bad for house because he was doing good with the methadone.. besides that DID YALL SEE HIM WHEN HE SHAVED !? omg 😳
Yeah he looked weird. With the slight beard he looks all rugged and manly.
Yes, I saw it years ago.
The poem suits best on House and the last line he added is the example of the mask of indifference and humour he uses to deflect.
I'm going to tell all of my Social Work friends that the purple nurple is a great alternative to Narcan.
yea. if the paramedics ran around the streets doing this, that would literally eliminate drug addiction out of fear. no need for the narcan
Oh I would take the nurple any day. Getting hit with narcan when you have a habit means severe precipitated withdrawal
Who's the kid and what happened to him?
Kid was hospitalized for dehydration that they mistook for something else and complications with the contrast dye ended up putting them on dialysis.
The kid is suicidal and the 'truth' the parents are talking about is that the kid was born with both male and female DNA and they decided to raise him as a boy pumping him with testosterone and forcing the kid to do male inclined activities like sports when the kid wanted to do dance.
@@BlueCthulu except in no way he was suicidal, the note was his English homework -- a poem in some style. Ffw, they asked the kid about the letter and mom told him about DNA and everything. So the truth was spilled because 13 mistook the note, kid was pissed about mom's fat lies and mom confronted 13 afterwards.
@@IvanIvanov-ej2wy thanks for the correction. I remembered incorrectly on that point.
@@BlueCthulu Ok
@@IvanIvanov-ej2wy Thanks.
That was ffffffffffffff FUNNY 🤣
His P***IS stopped breathing.
Do you know CPR?
0:52 stepping on a Lego or stubbing a toe entered the chat 👀
Im gunna sound weird but hugh Laurie has nice eyes
He definitely does. 😊❤
Foreman finally gets a little revenge on House. "You know, I think we need to shoot that scene again. I can do it better." 😆😆
Pophd doesn't play House anymore during the week days ☹
It's on prime, if that's helpful 😊
Well I can try to be a freak, because souls are bit like Tofu. Delicious to eat, yet pliable enough to be turned into any shape I can imagine.
Some people ask why I watch this and the only reason to see Forman make houses nipples purple 😂😂😂
Great title 💀💀
1:23
that look
I think 13's annoyed Foreman never did that
Diagnosis: purple nipples 😂😂😂😂