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- What a ridiculous run.
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The obvious takeaway here is that prismatic shard is the best relic and should be snap purchased whenever possible.
Well all relics and cards have a tier. It starts with "the boot" at number 1 and "snecko eye" as the worst. Basically the game is about picking the best one no matter the circumstance. That's why Jorbs uses spreadsheets.
Yes, Jorbs has explicitly said on stream that he uses universal tier lists to every item, encounter and card in the game. That's why he is always optimal.
@@spilledbeansrecords5685 did you see the time he flexed his algorithm over the app that chose for him? It was pretty spectacular.
I learned to look at trousers and boots
Wasn't that just common knowledge of the game?
I think the lesson here is you spend the whole run increasing the genetic algorithm value to make it block for 2 in the end
Run doesn’t need an intro, already a god-tier meme run all the way through. Absolutely amazing run
already has an epic intro with jorbs laughing and introducing the slay that spire reality tv show, yeah this run is going to be good
Going through the trouble of setting up incense burner and accidentally blocking for 53 on the hyper beam turn anyway
It has 53 likes, I can’t click it. Perfection
Honestly this might be one of my favorite Jorb runs I've watched
The deck is a complete meme and that was absolutely hilarious
But also the commentary, interactions, and other events going on just made it all really really fun to watch
He was also just in such a good mood.
@@jakx2ob Haven't seen Jorbs so happy and giddy in a while. Honestly good to see!
Started with Tiny House and Prismatic Shard, ended with a consistent infinite damage, infinite block, infinite energy combo based on common colorless cards, terrible relics, and a ton of card draw and exhaust. I agree completely: hall of fame run.
I know you made this comment 10 months ago, but just recently (about 1.5 weeks ago) jorbs did a run where he applied so much poison that it buffer overflow'd the damage value and it was... fucking hilarious to say the least. If you pm me I'll link you to his vod of it since I don't think he's uploaded it to youtube yet.
@@That1GuySumwere I would like to see this
“please don’t uninstall me... I use you graphics card to mine bit coin while you are away from your computer” - Jacques “Not the Imposter” Orblong
I was the one who typed "uninstalled" in chat :)
@@johnkrauser9870 wooooow
I think the funniest takeaway is how little shard ended up contributing to late game. Found Deep Breath and Flash of Steel the normal ways (at memory cube and a store), and deck exhausts with 99% ironclad cards i.e. the normal way a flash of steel infinite works in ironclad. Incredible.
talk to the hand was nice tho
Talk To The Hand + Pummel was clutch though
Ty Jorb for the wholesome toxicity!! It's like a sludge rainbow of sugar and caltrops.
upsides of prismatic? we become mini watcher. Downsides? we also become every other character that isnt watcher
I have never seen so much Boot value in the heart fight.
Flash of Steel was doing 4 damage, so Boot was +1 damage for each of them
The infinite started when the Heart was at 600 health, so 600/5 = 120 Boot procs and 120 more damage thanks to the Boot
Boot OP plz nerf
Jorbs is in a mood. I'm not sure what mood, exactly, but it's certainly entertaining! 💙
I know right? I'm just 3 minutes in and having a blast
Shout out to the Boot for making the infinite slightly faster to execute against the heart.
Im crying
Its three minutes in and this is one of the funniest runs ive seen
"Fuck this. Tiny House Prismatic Shard, let's go" I need that on a t-shirt
Easily my favorite run because of how fun this was to watch, hilarious exciting and new
I absolutely love it when Jorbs is in a terrific mood. This is super enjoyable.
Jorbs, ngl, this is your best video/stream to date
You could see Jorbs rapidly submit to the abyss as he continued to stare into the prismatic shard
You certainly know how to get our attention
Tiny House, Prismatic Shard AND a trans pride flag shirt? Incredible
Now that’s a combo!
Idk why tiny house fits this vibe but I’d just does. It’s so cozy.
jorbs is the best, isn't he?
Do you know the difference between Jorbs and trans men?
Trans men only slay the spire once.
@@Paralellex damn xD
Hyperventilating mathematician tattoos ascended bird to death.
TH-cam jorbs was especialy handsome in this video. I still feel as if I'm incapable of competing vs this level of handsomeness. When will my dilemma ever end.
I think ur handsome
I will, from now on, always buy prismatic shard whenever it is possible, as Jorbs said so
I snap pick Prismatic Shard every time I can afford it. Is it the best decision? No. Is it the most fun decision? abso-friggin-lutely .
This is one of the most entertaining runs I've watched in my life. Bravo and thank you.
Runs like these captivate me. I never intend to watch a movie length TH-cam video, but here I am.
No stupid intro, only moderatley stupid thumbnail, extremely fun run, more like this on TH-cam please!
Huh, the shirt fits the relic.
This might be your best run so far, so entertaining
Now this is the run I've been waiting for!
Jorbs looks more healthy and happy in this video than usual
I saw this run live, cant wait to watch it on repeat
jorbs getting a single body slam off of violence. what a time to be alive
I think my favorite part of this run is Jorbs apologizing to all the first-time StS viewers for playing a prismatic shard run lmao
Lesson learned = Jorbs yolo is my trying for 6 months.
That’s the 10,000 hours rule being true tbh
You can mouse over stuff, me trying on youtube.. lols
47:30 very messed up that 2018 is officially more than 4 years ago now
it's ok for jorbs to have a little prismatic shard. as a treat.
in the awakened one fight, Body Slam could have been used to help decide which number nunchaku is on instead of making it wherever it ends up.
I liked the part where he took Orrery :]
Lessons learned. Talk to the Hand OP.
Yep. Card is soooo strong.
It's amazing how the thinking ahead + genetic algorithm moment early in the run was not the best moment of the run
missed the opportunity to turn this run into prismatic over explained run
RainbowPls jorbsPls RainbowPls
Yeah i on a good watcher run bought a prismatic shard for the reason cause you did that in one of your videos and i gave me an anger and a focus down
man I love me a Prismatic shard run.
So much for thinking this would be a short run. It was sweet nonetheless.
This is a special run
the dance and kiss was really cute omg
I just noticed but unload make clash playable. I didn't think anything could make clash playable.
He just got to the heart and I’m so anxious it feels like my hearts gonna pop out of my chest jesus fuck can he do it? The A20 prismatic carry? I might have a heart attack before I find out
Honestly a brilliant run
oh hecc yeah battle trance calculated gamble combo get that One with nothing
Actually better than one with nothing, it costs 0
I mean MrBeast gave 1500 subs, so that's in the realm of reasonableness
Was jorbs drunk for this run lol
this was certainly a deck. GG.
LOL, I've never seen Kaitlyn before, but she is clearly the best
So much THE BOOT damage!
Jorbs seems to be on some heavy stuff.
Jorbs, I really hope you put some among us on TH-cam. Game is blowing up and I'm addicted, I imagine I would really like to watch you play. Thanks for good content as always!
Chat fucking EXPLODED after he picked prismatic shard KEKW
when we getting the Among Us stream archives?
Hey Jorbs! Can I ask two favors?
Could you share your seed? Also, could you share the alphanumeric word that this run gave you so I can play it?
play of the jorbs.
Remember when Philo stone gave enemies 2 strength?
things die when you kill them, lessons learned
S tier content
Ive been watching you for months and it just hit me that you look like young Gary Oldman
If he keep body slam in the end, it would be so much quicker. Can't teach an old dog a new trick, I guess.
Tiny House + Prismatic Shard = Stardew Valley?
Where can I download and install this JorbziBuddy? 🥺
Heartbroken that he refused to play the infinite Wish Exhume for a few hours, with Courier and Prism Shard going into Act 4 shop. Somebody should replay the seed.
Would love to see some of your among us vids😍
Opposite of bad is good. Since shit is made from food, then opposite of shit is food.
So opposite of bad and shit is good food.
This one is prismatic
Nice time out
No intro this time?
No intro needed, that thumbnail and title is way more than enough
i dont know the relics. can you mouse over or explain what they do? would make the video more accessible.
In the end of the video should be an edit of Twitch Jorbs reading the wikipedia article about survivor bias
Shard OP
Jorbs any chance you might play Monster Train again with the new expansion?
really disappointed you didn't take the mayhem for the full "random shit happens" run
I see shard I click
Prismatic shard is op.
ended with 69 gold, nice
1:03 upgraded fiend fire instead of resting would have killed I think. It would help it would help in a lot of similar situations, as well
"I stream Slay the Spire all the time" - wow, what a brazen lie, Jorbs is clearly the imposter.
hey. i know you hate it when people tell you what to do but i just wanted to get your opinion on something from the end of the run. you chose to go infinite which when it is done it can kill any enemy/boss on the spot except for the heart because it has the damage recieving cap. i think retrospectively that the prismatic shard helped out a lot with getting the block required to survive the 4 turns of the heart fight, because i don't know of any card other than talk to the hand that can generate a good amount of block without sending itself to the draw pile and harming the infinite.
what i am asking is this: if you were in a situation where the opportunity to go infinite presented itself and you chose to take it, and then you had the opportunity to also by prismatic shard afterwards, would you have gotten it in an attempt to fish for talk to the hand? or is there another solution to surviving the 4 turns of the heart fight? any constructive response would be much appreciated.
Dang should’ve played demon form
I'd love seeing some Among Us youtube videos
57:45
69 gold at the end. Nice
Wait, how many subs were actually gifted from the Anonymous person?
I don't understand why people get excited for Shard. I've literally never taken it and I'd consider it a curse if I had it. This game is complicated enough without quadrupling the card pool
Youre the kinda guy that loses 15 dollars in slots and calls it a day arntcha?
@@cdogthehedgehog6923 Never in my life would I put money in a slot machine friend
The fuck is this Jorbs?
9:45 I disagree. I have a better ironclad win rate with an early prismatic shard than without. The comment about the existence of watcher buffing prismatic shard is spot on, and the ironclad card pool has a lot of synergy with the watcher card pool (which is important because your stores are still iron clad).
Warning: controversial opinion incoming. Talk to the hand MIGHT be a good card.
if we assume that this video gets 10000 views and that people are watching the whole video at normal speed without skipping 10 additional minutes will take up over 150 hours of time collectively.
this video is kinda SUS
The title kinda spoils the run, too...