since the episode with the hat that had pockets on it, Desus keeps breaking my mental concept of what a wardrobe would look like if you built each outfit around one single item designed by an actual insane person. Hat with pockets is now holding the beer of this... which appears to be either a life-jacket with the foam removed, or a vest made from a car child-restraint.
I'm disappointed that you guys haven't mention the Verzuz between Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and 3-6 Mafia. 3 days now and nothing about it. Your writers need to be more on point.
😣 Elon's new hair-don't just proves to me what I've been saying for DECADES just because you have billions of dollars, it doesn't keep you safe from your own stupidity (serious note: Elon, Bill Gates, Trump...why can't these people afford decent cuts...or at least convincing wigs)
"Let me get the Richard Spencer." Shoutout to Mero being effortlessly flawless.
when one has got as much money as elon and they still get the hitler youth haircut, you just know he was showing pics of spencer to the hairdresser.
From the clearance bin at the beauty supply store hahaha
Elon got the Roger (from Doug) cut. He even had on a black jacket.
Omg 😂😂💯
let me get that Roger Klotz fam lmao
😂 take it easy Funnie!
Zorg from Fifth Element.
Now all he’s missing is an evil cat 🐈 and a trademark laugh
Desus: "You can't do what you want in your own house that you bought?"
Mero: "MY MAN QUIT MAKING IT HOT" 😅
This nigga wife run him !
The Petey Pablo variant would've F'd everyone up two decades ago 🤣
🤣 shoulda been the Pusha T variant just exposing us all
I can’t stop watching Seven Hunnid on TH-cam lol
I heard it was "Pop That Booty"
As a man that smokes, sometimes we respect the others around us who don't smoke!
Especially when children are involved.
@@LAVirgo67 yes, exactly my point and situation!
Mero got some bread now tho he need a spot in the crib away from the fam
5:18 Desus: "Is he (Elon Musk) hot?"
Julia: "Eww!"
Damn, no hesitation whatsoever! Julia's not settling for sugar daddies!!!
Well, given how Elon treats his ex wives, you don't even get sugar out of him.
Julia speaks for all of us.
Look up "Not Hot" in the dictionary, and there he'll be... fuck his cash
This is why I love Julia❤📺✊🏿✌🏿📺 these niggas stay funny as f**k!!!!!!!
"HIS PIZZA MAKING ARM!" And of course, his name is really Guido. I can't.
I DIED…………….EPIC…………..Especially, That Morning 💨💨!!!!!
Julia: "We're moving on to your favorite topic"
Mero: "Pino"
Lfmsoooo
You're watching "The Choach Report" with Chris Cuomo:
"Ay yo, look at these friggin' broads over here on Victory Boulevard..."
Grandpa just became Rick James, he's a good sport.
Elon just looks like a dork
That was cute, he was so happy lol
Elon musk over here looking like the bad guy from the The 5th Element 🤣
Bruh that was the first thing I thought of when they showed his cut😂😂😂 that man really tryna live like that dude now
Heather will murk all of you !!! Watch ya mouth !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her mom Judy's already got the sniper scope aimed at Mero's domepiece!!!
@@darylcarr8283 🤣🤣
@@darylcarr8283 FACTS!!! 😂🤣😂
that dogpile on Elon was great, but her "eww!" was the cherry on top.
Elon Musk got that Fifth element evil villain hair cut
Why were they lowkey matching tho? Best friend goals 🤣
You from the Lou nice to see a 314 bodega hive member
You know they made it, when they're getting cleaned up mid show.
This is their warm up, so technically it's pre- show
She's so lucky she gets to brush his beard🤭
Mero has had that cough for 7 straight years
Elon Musk is now a super villain.
So nobody gonna say anything about that “stylist” wear old boxers as a skirt
I was boutta ask the same thing, like forreal ma??
Yooo I just had to rewind the video like "wtf did I just see!?"
I just seen that shit as I read this.
Was that a dude? Omg Wtf if it was
in that ugly red plastic bibble?
THANK YOU! Lmao
Me: what’s the worst she can say, No?
Her: Ewwwww
That "ewwww" was 🔥
😂
"Looking like Dr. Borenstein" a deep reference from Desus
ohhh, Trump’s old physician? Took me a second to remember 😸
I need a full pic of the fit at 3:01. Absolutely bonkers
Yo. Was shorty who fixed Mero’s mic wearing a dress made of old drawls???? Or am i dumb high???
Desus looking fly in his straight jacket couture, brand is strong!
😂I dont know about fly. But it do look like it was made out of a straight jacket, like if Hannibal Lecter started a clothing line.
The Trumpito and the Problematic Italian Accent in the same clip?? Christmas has come early.
Desus, they're doing Greek letters. The next one is Pi or Rho, and eventually Omega like Mero says.
Maybe he thought the variants were named alphabetically like hurricanes 🤷🏽♀️
@@kayenjee He does. He thinks the next is p, granted the next greek letter happens to be pi.
bruh imagine getting hair plugs like elon and then you do that to them
since the episode with the hat that had pockets on it, Desus keeps breaking my mental concept of what a wardrobe would look like if you built each outfit around one single item designed by an actual insane person.
Hat with pockets is now holding the beer of this... which appears to be either a life-jacket with the foam removed, or a vest made from a car child-restraint.
Desus looks like he’s about to stage a coupe against the Haitian Government
"You selling my face to china?"
Lmaooooooooo
Desus been wearing the craziest fits lately
He's trying to trigger us🤣
Oh shit! Mero got me good with the he got it on backwards. 🤣
Right?! That took me out!
If my step son ever said, I’m not his dad, I’ll just be like, you right. Where is ya dad?
Bruh, the trauma 😹
Ayyyyyyyye you caught me with my fake arm, So aaah, why don’t you just turn a blind eye and we call it even hanh?!
Y’all I never thought I’d be here for the Italian goss… 🎉🎉🎉 Guido! 🎉🎉🎉
I'm disappointed that you guys haven't mention the Verzuz between Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and 3-6 Mafia. 3 days now and nothing about it. Your writers need to be more on point.
I'm disappointed they didn't mention Rihanna getting "knighted" in Barbados. Desus gonna need a Steph Curry shot to pull her now...
You’re both correct re: that wild Verzuz and Barbados. Hopefully they will upload clips 🤷🏽♀️
I'm just gonna assume that is in the actual show, not the warm-up.
They talk about the verzuz on the episode and Rihanna was on the last epsiode I think
Get Showtime 🙄
THE GRANDDADDDDD😍BLESS HIM
Damn I nearly choked
Mero: he put that shit on backwards. @4:41
🤣🤣🤣
😣 Elon's new hair-don't just proves to me what I've been saying for DECADES
just because you have billions of dollars, it doesn't keep you safe from your own stupidity
(serious note: Elon, Bill Gates, Trump...why can't these people afford decent cuts...or at least convincing wigs)
Probably the last thing they care about
I think we need to discuss Desus' vest
i do feel lucky and that this is one of the best shows out there!
Elon look like Roger from Doug
What’s up with the homeless woman that came out of the crowd to fix mero’s collar
6:47 Mero "Beat his Feet" (it's a gogo dance...look it up)
Elon let Kanye cut it!😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@1:26; Damn Mero is getting good with Trump impressions 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's the Omertà. You know they're gonna hear all about it.
Lol... grandpa definitely channeling rick james
@5:15 Desus: Is he hot?
Shorty: Ewwwww!! 😂😂😂
Desus with the Iceberg.. Damn haven't seen that brand in a while
My husband never smoked his cigars in the house. Then he had a heart attack and didn't smoke anything again.
Hope he (and you) are doing well.
You ever start laughing just from the title alone.
"Ewww" - Julia 🤣
Elon bouta make my nonexistent Tesla stock go down 🙄
Well, we know where Elon doesn't spend his money...😂🤣😂🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Hey run that sweetheart!😂😂😂🤣🤣
Was that a skirt made from old boxers?!??
Paul Rudd 1 Elon 0 😭😂🤣
The only show in late night where the wardrobe staff wears more fire outfits than the hosts 🔥🔥
Which part of that outfit was “fire”?
You smoking dust
Lmao "Suga Free who?"
1:35 the kid LITERALLY coughed upward into the air!!!!
"Tyler Perry take notes" 😂
LOVE LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS
These guys should of never left VICE... Way bigger following over there than Showtime.
Elon musk looks like the guy from 5th element that was working for the monsters 🤣🤣
What hat is Desus wearing I NEED it
Looks like Elon finally getting into the Peaky Blinders, respect. Just in time for Season Six.
Y'all got white women brushing y'all beard on national television, with the mini brush too. Oh nigga we made!!
Elon looks the the villian in The Fifth Element.
Mr lucky bastard please lmao
Sugar free who!!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cold blooded !
“He bought?!?”- Screams Judy
The drip on this show 🔥🔥🔥
Mero built a house without exhaust fans in every room? I'm actually disappointed.
Bought not build..Older home, beautiful wine cellar and grand foyer though
Elon is nearly completely Mr. Zorg from 5th Element.
6:48 Mero with the family feud theme song
He need to stop letting grimes cut his damn hair. 💪🏻🎨
If you’re surprised by the behaviour of Mario Cuomo’s children, than you just got to NYC this morning
they got desus wearing a life jacket on set
Flowbee would have done a better job with Elon's hair
Rough night over here, y'all be easy, hear? 4 more closing shifts before I can sleep in
Wait
There’s really Italian guys
Named Guido??? 🤣🤣🤣
Yes
And Dominican men
Why does Elon Musk have Gary Oldman's hair from the Fifth Element?
Holy Desus Mother of Mero
This show still comes on?
The best thing Cuomo ever did was get called Chromo by LaVar Ball.
Also shout out to Guido
Green beer bottled beer always tastes skunked. Hands down.
Haha word lol
Elon be looking like Jean-Baptiste from the 5th element movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
is the full show on showtime?
I'm still not gonna get showtime, just wondering.
"he put the shit on backwards B!" 💀
Let’s get it! Yurrrr!
Bodega hive let's get it
Yerrrrr!
ELON MUSK = Rodger Klotz off DOUG " do do do do doda do do do dooda do"
Let's go Fredo !!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Desus and Mero are in the sunken place “You know we got no control over this shit”
Explain?
@@danschumacher5427 If you know you know
@@bhestonmusic i don't know enlighten me
@@danschumacher5427 I don’t wish to discuss my day, officer
Here for 240p and rewatching at 4k baby
Wait, what’s up with hair and makeup popping in while they’re already going? Was that intentional to be like this is truly behind the scenes?
Desus got a white woman brushing his mustache . That’s wild .
this shit cracked me up. good one julia