Narrator : "And here we see a streamer in their most hostile environment: a blue-collar job. Watch as the most mechanically illiterate person you have ever seen try to gaslight chat into believing that they can put together a car. It sounds like a wet cat. But actually, this is the sonorous war cry of a very angry Canadian."
STREAM TAGS HERE! 01:42 Hello everybody! Doki is back on the TH-cams 02:00 Doki updates. She tried out coffee to see if GamerSupps messed her up. 03:04 Marvel Rivals _might_ be bad for Doki. But she is not sure. Needs a larger sample size to prove her hypothesis. 04:21 Doki's nightmare story about crepes. 09:26 D.A.D. update: Someone yelled from their car that Doki has a cute Doki. 11:21 Doki found something new that D.A.D. hates: rollerblades. Not even pretty woman can stop his hate for it. 14:35 Twitch Rivals team update: Doki let the team picked the 6th player. 15:45 Doki unlocked her third eye on Cloak and Dagger. Now has "like an 80% win rate." 18:08 Doki will NEVER pick up a Rocket Raccoon main. Especially a one-trick. 18:50 Doki's 6th player: Sabooboo. Introducing her. 19:54 Doki: "She has a Liquipedia page. I don't even have a Liquipedia page" 21:32 Doki finally learns to delegate. By Delegating the 6th player choice to her team so Doki doesn't have to take responsibilities. 23:48 Doki's team got "rulebooked" twice by other teams because of how stacked they are. 24:20 Explaining the prize pool. If you win every match on day one plus get first place, each player gets 5k. 26:04 Doki explaining her loopholes 29:39 "This is why you gotta cover all your bases. It's not MY fault you got 500 loopholes." 30:33 Doki is planning on setting up scrims for this tournament to practice. 31:46 Brawlpro is on Jay3's team. Doki thought of requiting him but got confused. 32:44 Coney vs Brawlpro: Battle of the Tanks 34:57 Doki assembled the Avengers for this tournament. A lot of the other teams don't like Doki's team because of how stacked they are. 37:50 Doki's goal is top 4 38:18 Gameplay start. This game is made by the Finns 39:05 Fist challenge: how do you start the game? 40:11 Livestreamed birth. "Real was born" 40:55 Real was born 41:12 Doki foreshadowing 42:32 "Wait, this is a survival game? I thought I was just building a car" 43:52 "Why is everything in Finnish" Says Doki playing a Finnish sim game 46:06 Doki rawdoggin it 46:28 "Oh I know what a radiator is! That's part of a car! That goes in the engine!" 47:09 The most mechanically illiterate person tries to explain how to build a car 49:31 "A floor is just a table with no legs, we don't need a floor" 50:21 Doki gets very upset trying to fit a piston into a hole, "Oh it's upside down?" 52:03 Tangent about how the Cybertruck explodes 53:31 Doki finds the crankshaft 53:43 "How do I put this in you?" 54:08 "Why don't you go inside? ...I will make this an arranged marriage if I have to. And you will be FORCED to love each other." 58:18 "No, I don't need a tutorial." 59:41 Todays stream: Chat makes a car 1:00:43 Doki "bolting" it. "Now kiss" 1:03:20 "Finnish people, do you like fun? Is seasonal depression that bad that you don't like fun?" 1:04:35 "What is this? You can't graduate university until you build your own f-ing car?" 1:06:03 Doki malding at Finnish people 1:07:21 "In Finland, when you turn 18 you have to pass the government test to build a car, and if you fail the test you're deported to Sweden." 1:08:15 Doki finds out that cars break down and have to get repaired over time. 1:10:56 "Can I die?" - clueless Doki 1:15:26 In Finland, you have to take a mandatory car building test when you turn 18, else you get kicked out of the country. 1:16:29 "WTF is a carburetor" 1:16:47 The Doki Way: start mashing parts together and then they will fit together 1:17:49 Doki: "What goes in the g-damn f-ing gearbox?" 1:19:33 Doki is naturally talented in everything she does. If a mechanic says she can build a car, then she will. 1:21:10 Watering the plants: "I hope you grow up to be big and strong for daddy" 1:27:40 Doki gets stuck in purgatory (Finland). 1:29:25 The pu*sy of all pu*sies 1:31:13 Doki's mandatory shower stream of the year so her channel does not die. 1:32:07 "I can hear the clippers right now: 'Dokibird take shower ON STREAM?! In front of everyone?!?'" 1:33:42 Doki finds the sauna, "Hey can I pee in this? I'm gonna try." 1:37:00 "Wait! I need it to go up! Oh it's a dick." 1:37:20 Why is my d*ck only at 20 degrees? 1:39:33 "Oh no, I'm gonna get deported to Sweden! Or even worse... Denmark... You know I'm kidding! We all know all Scandinavian countries hate each other." 1:42:50 Doki misquotes Sans Undertale 1:43:28 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN BURN MY HOUSE DOWN?" 1:45:06 Talking about not using manuals: "If you're not born with Mechanic Vision, you might as well quit because you are a failure of a mechanic. As every mechanic will tell you that" 1:52:39 Grandma calls. She will DIE if Doki does not give her a fish 1:54:13 Doki tosses the camshaft into the woods, saying she never needed it. "A camshaft is NOT that important, guys." 1:54:30 Doki's IKEA car 1:54:56 "There's so many other shafts inside it! What's one less shaft?" 1:56:23 Doki holding back on a joke. 2:00:56 Doki building her Mona Lisa. You can't rush perfection! 2:02:08 Narrator explaining Doki's events. 2:02:23 Doki learns to fly 2:05:08 "What kind of gear am I missing? I put every f*cking kind of gear into this car!" 2:07:01 Doki using her "Mechanic Vision" to glitch an engine together 2:09:12 Doki living out her robotic dreams and making engine parts kiss. 2:11:56 Doki knows _exactly_ what she is doing. She is just making sure that we know what is going on. 2:13:00 Doki gives up on making a car to go buy cigs 2:16:10 WHY WON'T YOU VROOM 2:17:14 Finally gets the moped to vroom vroom 2:18:04 Doki's first drive 2:18:43 "How do I get off?" 2:19:31 "I told you. If you say vroom loud enough it works." 2:19:56 Driving to the store 2:24:10 Wet cat Doki 2:24:57 DAD borking up a storm 2:26:21 Back from feeding D.A.D. He knows that Doki was weak. Now we are heading home. 2:30:46 "I WISH they'd deport me to Sweden. At least then I could build an IKEA! IKEA should make an IKEA car and it'll be cheap and less likely to explode than a Cybertruck" 2:31:46 What happen when you drink lake water? Time to find out 2:32:13 "Not every lake has brain eating amoeba." 2:35:12 Doki somehow finds a way to live. Made it back home 2:39:20 Doki gaslighting chat about what a "car" is 2:39:58 "Who needs brakes? I can just slow down" 2:40:34 Doki calls out Honda "Sorry please Honda don't go after me" 2:41:46 Talking about the Honda recalls 2:43:04 After losing a potential Honda sponsor: "It happened for like 30 seconds in one stream. Surely my history won't catch up on me" 2:44:44 Doki trying to pronounce Chevrolet "SHEVALOT" 2:49:37 Doki does not know what a pully is. Wet cat intensifies. 2:50:32 Doki slowly going insane building an engine 2:51:15 "Oh my god, just deport me, just deport me from Finland" 2:52:06 Doki looks up a guide on how to build an engine. Still has 0 idea of what any of it means 2:53:16 Game mysteriously crashed. Comes back with a fully built engine! 2:53:40 Doki finishes the engine 100% legitimately. 2:55:22 Doki finds a super crazy glitch that instantly builds a car! 2:56:52 Doki no longer has to be kicked out of the country! 2:59:12 Doki gets into her very real car and starts to drive. 3:00:50 Very real engine sound 3:01:52 Doki smacking her "car" so it can go faster. Desk -40 HP 3:03:56 Calling it here 3:05:42 Shilling Bird
Doki at the start of the stream: how hard can it be to build a car? Doki at end of the stream: lost in the woods, dirty, hungry and still hasn't finished the engine
Thank you for the fun piecing together the IKEA car in the My Summer Car stream, Ashton Kutcher... I mean Doki! 2:59:19 Sam/Spike Witwicky; Optimus?! Where's Bumblebee? I SAID "WHERE'S BUMBLEBEE?!"
Thanks for trying this absolute masterpiece of a game Doki, this was incredible LMAO you did good though! I hope you return sometime, you've seen nothing yet LMAO
30:25 Find the loopholes and the things without rules say yes or no about them. Who needs to break the rules when you can just make them make new rules later because they didn’t even think something was an option.
The total lack of mechanical knowledge and the complete lack of spacial awareness really makes this painful. Edit: The rotation is very poorly implemented , so there is that. Pick up piston and rotate along the least useful plane.
1:04:54 Doki you didn’t know? This game is basically the Dark Souls of car games. You could call this Car Souls and I’m kinda surprised people haven’t half jokingly added the souls like tag to the steam page. The game tells you nothing so you either need to already know how/have a general idea, figure it out yourself or look it up. The game will also try to kill you anytime you go anywhere. Every single part of the car except the main body has durability and can wear out and be damaged or destroyed requiring it to be replaced. The overall goal of the game is to win the rally race held over the weekend. Also be careful traveling on the weekend if on the rally track (marked by marker flags) the AI racer’s do not and will not slow down except for corners and the finish line. They will end you without ever touching the brakes.
Narrator : "And here we see a streamer in their most hostile environment: a blue-collar job. Watch as the most mechanically illiterate person you have ever seen try to gaslight chat into believing that they can put together a car. It sounds like a wet cat. But actually, this is the sonorous war cry of a very angry Canadian."
Picturing David Attenborough narrating Doki is just too easy to do, made me laugh! :D
I still can't believe she put together and drove a goddamn car without any instructions. I think she might actually be a mechanic prodigy.
As a Dragoon from Finland, it has been a dream of mine to see you play My Summer Car and it finally happened Thanks for the stream Doki!
STREAM TAGS HERE!
01:42 Hello everybody! Doki is back on the TH-cams
02:00 Doki updates. She tried out coffee to see if GamerSupps messed her up.
03:04 Marvel Rivals _might_ be bad for Doki. But she is not sure. Needs a larger sample size to prove her hypothesis.
04:21 Doki's nightmare story about crepes.
09:26 D.A.D. update: Someone yelled from their car that Doki has a cute Doki.
11:21 Doki found something new that D.A.D. hates: rollerblades. Not even pretty woman can stop his hate for it.
14:35 Twitch Rivals team update: Doki let the team picked the 6th player.
15:45 Doki unlocked her third eye on Cloak and Dagger. Now has "like an 80% win rate."
18:08 Doki will NEVER pick up a Rocket Raccoon main. Especially a one-trick.
18:50 Doki's 6th player: Sabooboo. Introducing her.
19:54 Doki: "She has a Liquipedia page. I don't even have a Liquipedia page"
21:32 Doki finally learns to delegate. By Delegating the 6th player choice to her team so Doki doesn't have to take responsibilities.
23:48 Doki's team got "rulebooked" twice by other teams because of how stacked they are.
24:20 Explaining the prize pool. If you win every match on day one plus get first place, each player gets 5k.
26:04 Doki explaining her loopholes
29:39 "This is why you gotta cover all your bases. It's not MY fault you got 500 loopholes."
30:33 Doki is planning on setting up scrims for this tournament to practice.
31:46 Brawlpro is on Jay3's team. Doki thought of requiting him but got confused.
32:44 Coney vs Brawlpro: Battle of the Tanks
34:57 Doki assembled the Avengers for this tournament. A lot of the other teams don't like Doki's team because of how stacked they are.
37:50 Doki's goal is top 4
38:18 Gameplay start. This game is made by the Finns
39:05 Fist challenge: how do you start the game?
40:11 Livestreamed birth. "Real was born"
40:55 Real was born
41:12 Doki foreshadowing
42:32 "Wait, this is a survival game? I thought I was just building a car"
43:52 "Why is everything in Finnish" Says Doki playing a Finnish sim game
46:06 Doki rawdoggin it
46:28 "Oh I know what a radiator is! That's part of a car! That goes in the engine!"
47:09 The most mechanically illiterate person tries to explain how to build a car
49:31 "A floor is just a table with no legs, we don't need a floor"
50:21 Doki gets very upset trying to fit a piston into a hole, "Oh it's upside down?"
52:03 Tangent about how the Cybertruck explodes
53:31 Doki finds the crankshaft
53:43 "How do I put this in you?"
54:08 "Why don't you go inside? ...I will make this an arranged marriage if I have to. And you will be FORCED to love each other."
58:18 "No, I don't need a tutorial."
59:41 Todays stream: Chat makes a car
1:00:43 Doki "bolting" it. "Now kiss"
1:03:20 "Finnish people, do you like fun? Is seasonal depression that bad that you don't like fun?"
1:04:35 "What is this? You can't graduate university until you build your own f-ing car?"
1:06:03 Doki malding at Finnish people
1:07:21 "In Finland, when you turn 18 you have to pass the government test to build a car, and if you fail the test you're deported to Sweden."
1:08:15 Doki finds out that cars break down and have to get repaired over time.
1:10:56 "Can I die?" - clueless Doki
1:15:26 In Finland, you have to take a mandatory car building test when you turn 18, else you get kicked out of the country.
1:16:29 "WTF is a carburetor"
1:16:47 The Doki Way: start mashing parts together and then they will fit together
1:17:49 Doki: "What goes in the g-damn f-ing gearbox?"
1:19:33 Doki is naturally talented in everything she does. If a mechanic says she can build a car, then she will.
1:21:10 Watering the plants: "I hope you grow up to be big and strong for daddy"
1:27:40 Doki gets stuck in purgatory (Finland).
1:29:25 The pu*sy of all pu*sies
1:31:13 Doki's mandatory shower stream of the year so her channel does not die.
1:32:07 "I can hear the clippers right now: 'Dokibird take shower ON STREAM?! In front of everyone?!?'"
1:33:42 Doki finds the sauna, "Hey can I pee in this? I'm gonna try."
1:37:00 "Wait! I need it to go up! Oh it's a dick."
1:37:20 Why is my d*ck only at 20 degrees?
1:39:33 "Oh no, I'm gonna get deported to Sweden! Or even worse... Denmark... You know I'm kidding! We all know all Scandinavian countries hate each other."
1:42:50 Doki misquotes Sans Undertale
1:43:28 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN BURN MY HOUSE DOWN?"
1:45:06 Talking about not using manuals: "If you're not born with Mechanic Vision, you might as well quit because you are a failure of a mechanic. As every mechanic will tell you that"
1:52:39 Grandma calls. She will DIE if Doki does not give her a fish
1:54:13 Doki tosses the camshaft into the woods, saying she never needed it. "A camshaft is NOT that important, guys."
1:54:30 Doki's IKEA car
1:54:56 "There's so many other shafts inside it! What's one less shaft?"
1:56:23 Doki holding back on a joke.
2:00:56 Doki building her Mona Lisa. You can't rush perfection!
2:02:08 Narrator explaining Doki's events.
2:02:23 Doki learns to fly
2:05:08 "What kind of gear am I missing? I put every f*cking kind of gear into this car!"
2:07:01 Doki using her "Mechanic Vision" to glitch an engine together
2:09:12 Doki living out her robotic dreams and making engine parts kiss.
2:11:56 Doki knows _exactly_ what she is doing. She is just making sure that we know what is going on.
2:13:00 Doki gives up on making a car to go buy cigs
2:16:10 WHY WON'T YOU VROOM
2:17:14 Finally gets the moped to vroom vroom
2:18:04 Doki's first drive
2:18:43 "How do I get off?"
2:19:31 "I told you. If you say vroom loud enough it works."
2:19:56 Driving to the store
2:24:10 Wet cat Doki
2:24:57 DAD borking up a storm
2:26:21 Back from feeding D.A.D. He knows that Doki was weak. Now we are heading home.
2:30:46 "I WISH they'd deport me to Sweden. At least then I could build an IKEA! IKEA should make an IKEA car and it'll be cheap and less likely to explode than a Cybertruck"
2:31:46 What happen when you drink lake water? Time to find out
2:32:13 "Not every lake has brain eating amoeba."
2:35:12 Doki somehow finds a way to live. Made it back home
2:39:20 Doki gaslighting chat about what a "car" is
2:39:58 "Who needs brakes? I can just slow down"
2:40:34 Doki calls out Honda "Sorry please Honda don't go after me"
2:41:46 Talking about the Honda recalls
2:43:04 After losing a potential Honda sponsor: "It happened for like 30 seconds in one stream. Surely my history won't catch up on me"
2:44:44 Doki trying to pronounce Chevrolet "SHEVALOT"
2:49:37 Doki does not know what a pully is. Wet cat intensifies.
2:50:32 Doki slowly going insane building an engine
2:51:15 "Oh my god, just deport me, just deport me from Finland"
2:52:06 Doki looks up a guide on how to build an engine. Still has 0 idea of what any of it means
2:53:16 Game mysteriously crashed. Comes back with a fully built engine!
2:53:40 Doki finishes the engine 100% legitimately.
2:55:22 Doki finds a super crazy glitch that instantly builds a car!
2:56:52 Doki no longer has to be kicked out of the country!
2:59:12 Doki gets into her very real car and starts to drive.
3:00:50 Very real engine sound
3:01:52 Doki smacking her "car" so it can go faster. Desk -40 HP
3:03:56 Calling it here
3:05:42 Shilling Bird
Only 38 minutes of yapping about Marvel Rivals before playing the game. I’m so glad the addiction is over.
Thanks!
You forget 00:00 to 01:41 the most awesome waiting dancing mini ever
Thanks for the stamps 🫡
Someone said it in live chat, but, as a mechanics myself, I was both laughing and crying watching Doki build this car.
Doki at the start of the stream: how hard can it be to build a car?
Doki at end of the stream: lost in the woods, dirty, hungry and still hasn't finished the engine
I didn'y know Doki was such a good mechanic, she's so talented
And thus Dokibird gained Finnish citizinship.
The Finnish would be proud of you Doki!! Thanks for the stream! Had a fun time watching you build adult lego. See you all later on twitch!
As a dragoon from Finland, I am very proud of her
Thank you for the fun piecing together the IKEA car in the My Summer Car stream, Ashton Kutcher... I mean Doki!
2:59:19 Sam/Spike Witwicky; Optimus?! Where's Bumblebee? I SAID "WHERE'S BUMBLEBEE?!"
Thanks for trying this absolute masterpiece of a game Doki, this was incredible LMAO you did good though! I hope you return sometime, you've seen nothing yet LMAO
Doki is the kid your mom keeps comparing you to. A streamer, a lawyer and and engineer lol.
Alt title: Doki yap for 35 minute then rages for 2 hour 30 minute
legendary stream here friends
In an alternative world, Doki is a mechanic... 😮
Doki fixed the car, all it took was mindbreaking herself into believing she’d done it
I can't believe she built the car perfectly
30:25 Find the loopholes and the things without rules say yes or no about them. Who needs to break the rules when you can just make them make new rules later because they didn’t even think something was an option.
this game can be quite a challenge unless you really know what youre doing. not the building a car part but surviving one night in finland
We love you doki you are fantastic❤🎉
1:03:46 Yes, you should know that. We Finns are the European Canada after all
Unlike certain things, I feel complete.
Martincitopants sends his sincerest regards.
I'm not the only one who read the title as "My Summer Cat" because of the cat ears right? Surely not
Given how much time she put in trying to make the car tells me that she will do another stream of Finnish vroom vroom game
Heh, where's your car, dude?💛
Annnndeeeeeeen...
She too needs to drive 7000km now...
And lots of Maxwell cats.
The total lack of mechanical knowledge and the complete lack of spacial awareness really makes this painful.
Edit: The rotation is very poorly implemented , so there is that. Pick up piston and rotate along the least useful plane.
Thanks for the stream Doki💛
1:04:54 Doki you didn’t know? This game is basically the Dark Souls of car games. You could call this Car Souls and I’m kinda surprised people haven’t half jokingly added the souls like tag to the steam page. The game tells you nothing so you either need to already know how/have a general idea, figure it out yourself or look it up. The game will also try to kill you anytime you go anywhere. Every single part of the car except the main body has durability and can wear out and be damaged or destroyed requiring it to be replaced. The overall goal of the game is to win the rally race held over the weekend. Also be careful traveling on the weekend if on the rally track (marked by marker flags) the AI racer’s do not and will not slow down except for corners and the finish line. They will end you without ever touching the brakes.
lets the pain begin
Thanks for the stream, Doki! I had a great time watching you play My Summer Car, today! Rest well now, sleepy tomato! Goodnight. Rest well.
Cat=Car
I hope you attempt this game again it really is a lot of fun but you will need a tutorial and a bit of extra foresight
thanks for reading my don’t cry private dokibird comment, doki
I meant stop crying
I wonder if doki ever watches martincitopants
Cinematic! lol
Your parents legit won't let you have a car until it's disassembled and you have to reassemble it. Wth Finland?
DOKIIIIIII FINLAND ISN'T SCANDINAVIAN NOR WERE WE VIKINGS DOOOOKIIIIIII
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Hi
Watching her play MSC is both funny and extremely painful (ToT)