#Dankness Boy: Hey dad? Why were you and mom eating KFC in your room last night? Dad: Huh? Boy: Yeah. I heard you say something about the thighs and breasts and mom said something about some special sauce? Dad: Yes, totally KFC, not like it was anything else 😳
#dankness Hitler: We are taking over France His Corp: Are you sure this is a good idea? Hitler: Ha, we got no one to worry about! America, UK, Canada: Omae oma, moshindere iru
#dankness People with the 9'6 girl in Resident Evil VIII: Step on me People with the muscular girl in Resident Evil IX: Crush me with your thighs Me, a man of culture: Why not both?
Although the Godzilla vs kong memes are funny i just want to mention that if kong had the same pound for pound strength of a gorilla he would literally rip godzillas limbs off
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#dankness
Me: *thinks of a great meme*
Five minutes later: *forgets it*
Also me: "WhY!?"
I fell ya
Noice job on dankness.
Crewmate: [Gets killed.]
Their entire upper body: _Curse of Vanishing I_
i love it
It's only version 1 cause of the bone
Put #dankness on dis
#dankness
Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls
Him: *when is memellion going to do a voice reveal?*
"dankess"
Is'nt it his own ..?
@@pikapika4428 no
He already has even a face reveal
"dankness*" uh-
#dankness
Normal: can't
E-mail: cannot
Teenager trying to get the essay word limit: can u r not boi
I am unable to commit to the canning of this event you have laid out upon me
@@TheSirduckington beautiful
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos✌️
#dankness
Me: **pretends to be a vampire**
My mom: *HAS ANYONE SEEN THE KETCHUP?!?*
Me:
This is what I wake up to
Damn, was it a coma or did you wake up late?
Lucky I had to be awake since 6:00
@@justaguywhodraws I sleep 21 hours a day
Same but it's good
Suffer
#DANKNESS
New female character: *revealed*
rule 34 artists: the fastest pen in the west
3:15 I just predicted that Arnold meme would be there.It just showed up Lol.
Why is there.it blue
There.it
Fluffy.it
#Dankness
Boy: Hey dad? Why were you and mom eating KFC in your room last night?
Dad: Huh?
Boy: Yeah. I heard you say something about the thighs and breasts and mom said something about some special sauce?
Dad: Yes, totally KFC, not like it was anything else 😳
You’re a Good Boy diplodoggo
#dankness
Roses are red
I’ve said this many times
You can put however many syllables here
As long as it rhymes
Here and red don't rhyme 😈
@@TruthMadeHuman :oooooooooooooo
No you cant put however many u need it to be short and rhyming
3:59 sause?
#dankness
Hitler: We are taking over France
His Corp: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Hitler: Ha, we got no one to worry about!
America, UK, Canada: Omae oma, moshindere iru
0:56 OMG I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING LMAOOOOO
3:52 Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san
9:36 it looks so proud though
“You’re a good boy, Diplodoggo”
I love that you out the thumbnail memes first.
No one:
My brain at 3 AM: THIGHCLOPS
4:15 ''There's three, actually.''
6:29 it's a bad sign of depression tho, 100%. Offer your help indirectly, if you have the chance
1:11 xD
12:31 no the minion movie made them disappear after Napoleon meaning they can't have helped Hitler
#dankness
Kid: I am Hungry
Dads: It's free real estate
2:55 tf LMFAOOO
#dankness
Dad, why is my sisters name diamond
Because your mother always wanted diamonds
Thanks dad
No problem, being featured in a memellion video
1:40
Reddit: Well how bout I do it anyway
2:05
**flashbacks to something about smash ultimate**
#dankness
People with the 9'6 girl in Resident Evil VIII: Step on me
People with the muscular girl in Resident Evil IX: Crush me with your thighs
Me, a man of culture: Why not both?
#dankness
Me: does nothing
My Mom: doesn't come
Me: picks up my controller
My mom: time for dinnis
4:01 I flinched so hard lol
#dankness
When you have 26 papers of homework front and back: well f**k
First meme: exists
Me going out to buy milk: i have no such weakness
“You’re a good boy, diplodoggo”
1:18 8 year old? Be honest, we still do that
#dankness
*Me:* _Dies_
*My cat:* _BED_
#danknedd
Son: Dad, how was I made
Dad: Well son,
Dad: We held hands.
6:29 I came in a freakin solidier camouflage pants and T-shirt 😂😂😂
3:57 if you didn't know or are looking this is called "Please don't bully me, Nagatoro ".
#danknes
Sister:wheres my bunny
Me:In my tummy
#dankness
When you eat 20 flintstone gummy vitamins before the area 51 raid and a guard tries to stop you.
YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?
12:17 This is the most relatable thing I've ever seen about myself.
0:16 sauce?
and 4:17?
0:56 imma just screen shot this.
4:35 baki hannma
12:27 fun fact about that: Thats when they were in that ice cave at the beginning of minions.
4:35 Boku no Pico best anime
#Dankness
Son: when did you get so buff?
Dad: ask your mom
Son: f*cking legend
Parents: your so immature, grow up!
Me: *grows up and acts mature*
Parents: tastes like disrespect
"You're a good boy, Diplodoggo!"
#dankness
Teacher: there’s a fire run
Kid name fire: sad ugly noises
Guess my names fire
That meme at 3:50 Yes, I still do. In my defense, I barely know who I am, let alone where I am or what time I'm currently in.
#dankness
Me: trying to study
TH-cam: gives notice that memellion has uploaded new video
Also me: "TO THE COMPUTER"
8:42 I'm already smart but depressed. I'm also suicidal.
#DANKNESS
my mom: opens the room door at 12 PM
me: having 3 seconds to find a sleeping position
"You are a good boy, Diplodoggo"
7:14 now THAT is a superpower I want.
#dankness
Me when i try to appreciate art: Hm yes painting is made of paint.
Is it bad that domestic girlfriend was the first anime that I’ve ever watched
yes, probably, possibly-i think it is
#dankness
Me if I see some Memellion vids: These are so good
#Dankness
The Diplodoggo: sad cause nobody's talking to him
Me: You're a good boy, Diplodoggo.
3:24 he’s not the only one...😐
#dankness
Waifu: *rejects mc*
Simps: Hippity hoppity, she is now our property
Doujin artists: *perhaps*
@@DandelionGroto lol
#dankness
People hating on uzaki: NO SHE'S 18 STOP SEXUALIZING HER
Teen Gohan and jotaro, Girls: OMG THEY' RE SO BADASS
8:15 when you're a girl with braces and glasses
0:54
2:54
7:13
You’re a good boy, Dipplodoggo
#dankness
Mom : Come, food is ready !
Me : Not thanks, I'm not hungry
Mom : 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺
14:11 This is an Egyptian movie called The Experience of Denmark
"You're a good boy, Diplodoggo"
#dankness
Bruh
#dankness
nice animation
Your house gets raided by pillagers: Panik!
You don’t play Minecraft: Kalm.
You don’t play Minecraft: PANIK!!!
#dankness
8:22
*Hol Up*
5:31 me literally standing up after the "g" word
**me sitting down**
:3
4:37 Boku no pico
#dankness
Minecraft: Exists
Me when i hear cat by c418: Its time to get funky
#dankness
My brain: comment dankness so you will be featured
Me: it will never happen.
My brain: just do it
You're a good Boy, Diplodoggo.
solid liquid or gas, which will come out of my ass
me after chipotle: ...plasma
#dankness
me: has depression and sleep paralysis
school counselor: be happy and sleep
2:32 top 10 anime betrayals that will hit you where it hurts
Lol
3:56 why
It's a dippolodoggolus
#dankness
Dad: son why are you up at 3am on your pc?
son: I'm trying to get featured in memellion's video
dad: You son of a b*tch, I'm in!
Your the best boy diplodoggo
Yaaaayou uploaded!!!
Fun fact.. Antifreeze.. freezes at a higher temperature than the finished mixture.
you'r good boy diplodoggo
“You’re a good boy, Diplodoggo”
you are good people
Invent a time machine to go to the future to learn how to make a time machine to go to the past
@@Arustustein86 you're brilliantly brilliant
@@Arustustein86 but then you would need to get back to the present as well
@@snaukball8764 just go 1 second before the present that's the past
Dank of memeness
Girl : Dad, how did you survived to the pandemic?
Dad : I rewatched every Memellion's video
Boys : Fucking legend
You're a good boy, Diplodoggo
You're a good boy, diplodoggo.
12:36 i did exactly this and my macbook fell on the ground and couldn't boot back up
Although the Godzilla vs kong memes are funny i just want to mention that if kong had the same pound for pound strength of a gorilla he would literally rip godzillas limbs off
#dankness
Son:how did you meet mom?
Me:I got featured in mememellions video
(Sorry if I got ur name wrong)
#dankness
Me:why do everyone uses "her: He: memes" and not other templates
Everyone: *you wouldn't get it*
It feels inappropriate to get political here, but if you want a genuine answer, it's sexism.
youre a good boy diplodoggo