Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute
I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.
Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!
orangesilver8 : yes! Funny how we still say “my blood is up,” meaning the exact same thing. Although “sanguine” has become a lot calmer over the years. www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/shakespeare/fourhumors.html
Maieden R Y: Pleeeeez refrain from such suggestion!! Might Lest Thou muss about and summon up D.J. Pan. A daevil who plays suche wichked licks of fire....and usually and suddenlye appears from summoning that unchaperoned maieden Yunalesca. No naughtie music!!! Nooone!!!! Moment of silence for deep deeeep praeyer...in the unseemly caese of her arrival....we hopes of her arrival in covered aenkle that night, Yunalesca, I mean.
The year is 2022 Plague: Check War brewing in Eastern Europe: Check Rich nobles getting richer off of the peasants: Check Civil Strife: Check Looks like its time for Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix
As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...
istanbul also greek name. while the roma and byzantium times, citizens were calling the city as istanbul. constantinapoli means 'constantin's city' in the latin language. EVEN THE OTTOMAN SULTANS CALLED THE CİTY AS "KONSTANTİNİYE". because the sultans were claiming they are the new caesar family. after the turkey's republic revolation, atatürk changed the city's official name as istanbul because "konstantiniye" was impliying the royality's conqueror over the people.
Standard form of execution for peasants in the middle ages was hanging. Only nobles got to be decapitated because it was seen as a more honorable form of execution since it allowed for the person die in a state of prayer (on their knees). An especially honorable execution would be decapitation by sword rather than axe (since swords were seen as inherently noble weapons).
@@raspberrycrowns9494 From a modern perspective you would think, but no. People actually used to take this very seriously. As an example: in the early 16th century the Portuguese admiral Afonso de Albuquerque executed one of his nobles by hanging for disobeying orders, and it caused a massive mutiny across nearly every ship in the fleet. The crew weren't upset that he had been executed, rather they were upset because they considered the execution of a noble by means of hanging instead of decapitation to be tyrannical. Indeed, Afonso likely chose to hang him specifically because it was the less honorable method.
I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.
Kids these days and their filthy Beethoven and Chopin. Sometimes I catch myself coming back here just to wash Fur Elise out of my ears. Twas a littith time.
Mine milkshake calls all knaves to the village greene And proclaim they: It be superior to thine It be in mine power to teach thee, But it would come at cost.
@@scouttrooperhh-1487 have they? I would love to see odin raise up again in the north! Especially nowadys, he must face a new plague threatening his lands.
@@eluherrahaz1165 the plague is an old one, civilization destroying our forests and domesticating man. Odin is rising all over europe and the world where europeans have settled.
This takes me back. These tunes were all the rage when I did my gap year in the Crusades. I really found myself and matured so much, slashing the heads of the heathens as a Knight Templar in the name of holy Christendom. Tell you what, it really made my UCAS application shine!
There were already herbs and spices in medieval Europe without having to rely on merchants traveling all the way to India, you know. There's parsley, basil, laurel, thyme, rosemary, oregano, tarragon, and those are just the basic ones. Heck, some of them were already being used in ancient Rome. But of course, you only have to use a little bit of each to enhance the flavor of the meal without overshadowing it. You've probably blown out your tastebuds by adding a ton of curry to everything to the point where you can't even tell if what you're eating is lamb, chicken, stray dog, or a dead hooker fished out from the Ganges.
I started listening to this while I was studying medieval history for my archeology degree almost 8 years ago, I fell in love with the comments (and procrastinated A LOT laughing at them), got the degree, started second degree on literature and here I am again for spanish medieval literature. If this isn't a safe space I don't know what is....
@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it
@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field? also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well. (sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at onlythesun321@gmail.com, just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)
fair maiden: come hither me: i may not, my horse hast become lame from reaping the fields fair maiden: myne mother and father hath perished from the plague me:
When thy neighbour receiveth a rat in his bread, but yonder rat hath black plague and his family dies, so thou receiveth his monthly gold as well as thy own
Aye, thy prayers hast been heeded, fellow maiden/sire, and thy burdens hast been lifted! Even if a kin hast died in thy house, thou art luckier than of most. Let us gather the remaining people and strum the melodies of the angels aboveth! Come, rejoice with us all!
Still slaps after all these years! Seems just like yesterday I requested “Vox Vulgaris” from my favorite DJ Aldwine of Osenay. Best DJ ever hired down at the Pig and Sword. He died of dysentery a few months later but until then, he was 🔥
* when the shoemaker has a monopoly on shoes because everyone else died from the plague, so you just jump into the massgrave and snatch some lords yeezys* tis the way serfdom worketh
They still play this music in many places in Europe. The music they play during Festivals in Catalonia, Spain sound like they’re straight from this soundtrack. Amazing listening to 30 flute players and dozens of drummers marching down ancient 2000+ year old cobble stone streets, along with dancers dancing old folk dances.
Pfft. This is nothing. Give me the good ol' days when we just sat around the fire and played our flutes made of birds' bones and mammoth ivory. *That* was music.
@@andrew-paulclements1502 The jester actually was often the only one in the court who could openly critisize society compared to the nobles as the jester could then just say he was joking. So I guess some were edgy like Arthur Fleck.
@@MrGarkin lol no, it's the other way around; most pelgrims were criminals (under which horny rapists) who had the choice to get punished or to go to the new land (later usa) because there they becale free of their crimes and could start a new life
@@vincentvanschoor6135 Both of you are actually right. Persecuted christians of England settled in the new world in hope of having their own turf and be free from religious authorities of England. Criminals were also sent there for the reasons you mentionned.
@Ranna the Ranger T'was only the truth, mine lad. Hexes it doth is not, for the truth ordained by our almighty God cannot be deemeth as lies and trickery.
I used the song in the minute 11:10 in my senior year at high school as background music for my adaptation of Hamlet in Literature Class, I used it in the final duel between Hamlet and Laertes and it was really epic and of course, funny. That was almost 4 years ago and I still remembered the melody and today I've finaly found it in your video, thank you very much
Praye dearest maiden Katie McQ: Oh do let us tryest our little funn thustly! Forgive, as wee probably shan't holdest thine ale, pure daemsel, but surely and assuredly thou mayest holde THEEEEEEZ NUUUUTTTTTTSSSffs!!!!!!!! Pardon, of thus such bounteous FRUITS... wisheth to carrie in a cuppe or saeucer, preferest thou then?
In our times kids did not have iphones with their tik toks and fancy gadgets but we've had great music, six siblings who died in infancy and father who passed out drunk near the forest to be eaten by pack of wolves, but today kids don't appriciate simple joys of life like that, only kids from 80s of XIIth century can understand real joys of life.
This so much. I start reading the comments and crack up again, then I start liking random comments only to realize that I have disliked them because they were already liked by me :D
Ahahaha!! 😂😂😂 I clicked on this video out of genuine interest, and then I realized when my eyes glanced down to the word "comments" I just started busting up laughing because I knew they would be great. Im a bit of a "youtube comment" connoisseur, and I could just tell i was in for a real treat. A forty minute soundtrack to endless content about just that soundtrack. I love it. Thanks for reminding me to come back in the future!
Ahahaha!! 😂😂😂 I clicked on this video out of genuine interest, and then I realized when my eyes glanced down to the word "comments" I just started busting up laughing because I knew they would be great. Im a bit of a "youtube comment" connoisseur, and I could just tell i was in for a real treat. A forty minute soundtrack to endless content about just that soundtrack. I love it. Thanks for reminding me to come back in the future!
Oh, shan't we rejoiceth to that? Bringeth thy best ale, lyricists, thy best musicians, let us sing thy praise! For we hast been praying for thy longvity, and ye Lord hast blessed thee with just as such! Let us rejoiceth!
@Spartan0941 Hehe, yes I know. We're just goofing! I think that myth has been thoroughly debunked among them what care to be accurate about such things.
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Friend hands me lyre
Friend: Thee bett’r not playeth sinful melodies
Me:
I maketh no promises
Hold myne ale!
Thou betterth not play filth
Anyway, hereth is wonderwall
A shawm! Mayeth some soul fetch mine shawm!
Thou used to calleth me on thy carrier pigeon.
When'st there night hath fallen, thou hath needeth mine affection
Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth
Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute
Dude this lowkey made my day 😂😂
Did þou?
@@Jack1rules And he busts out the thorn.
When thou has survive the plague with minor disfiguration and is currently the fairest lad in the village
you liked because he used the word lad*
But he would be a lad if he was the fairest in the village
And the only one left
i laughed
When you're a servant and these tunes slap harder than thy lord's hand
LOL
😂😂😂
I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.
Lol 😂😂😂
It doth be liketh that
When thy tax collector is called to his 40 days of military service.
Þe byrg is aloof with joy on such a day
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thou speak in strange tongues. Wher art thy from, jou myghty adventurer
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thine cryes are but proof of weaknesse. Get back up, oh ye king
Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!
When thy village's fairest maiden, gives thou a peek at her ankles
nice ;)
@@akii392 The lady art a wench
@@MW_Asura wench patrol
Not exactly. Medievals weren't puritans.
That's more of a victorian era thing.
Yon lady doeth like to tease.
When thy blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile are in perfect equilibrium
you have a good sense of humor
Morrigan Cole - thank ye! Though a Yank, I spell it “humour” in (pseudo-)medical contexts.
@@morgantorium Pun intended
Nah, this music is for when you've got excess blood.
orangesilver8 : yes! Funny how we still say “my blood is up,” meaning the exact same thing. Although “sanguine” has become a lot calmer over the years. www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/shakespeare/fourhumors.html
wasn't actually thinking this would slap this hard. came for laughs, stayed for vibes.
Same. I thought I was gonna dip real quick and now I'm still jamming on my porch 😂
Que bello comentario😊
I: Brother, passe me thine auxiliary corde
He: Thou hast beste not playe trash
I:
By far the best one.
Verily, he did procedethe to not playe trash.
Best one :DDD
Rubbish, not trash! Otherwise 10/10
lute*
Companion: *hands me lute*
Companion: "Thou hast betre not pleye filth."
Me:
Callefang YEETETH
fucking lol
Dropyth thyne beat lyce a bohs.1
play him some filthy frank next time.
Maieden R Y: Pleeeeez refrain from such suggestion!! Might Lest Thou muss about and summon up D.J. Pan. A daevil who plays suche wichked licks of fire....and usually and suddenlye appears from summoning that unchaperoned maieden Yunalesca. No naughtie music!!! Nooone!!!! Moment of silence for deep deeeep praeyer...in the unseemly caese of her arrival....we hopes of her arrival in covered aenkle that night, Yunalesca, I mean.
when thy crops are bountiful, thy daughters wed, and thy village safe from witchcraft
Verily, that shalt be a good day indeed. Tis shameful that it has yet to happen.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You mean thy 14 year old daughters we’d..
Nynnah Jovieh Liray but of course what else would i mean
Black and Moonlight it shalt be the best of days
The year is 2022
Plague: Check
War brewing in Eastern Europe: Check
Rich nobles getting richer off of the peasants: Check
Civil Strife: Check
Looks like its time for Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix
💀💀
🥶💀
As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...
At least they didn't have climate change or deepfakes
@@stevenavakian5250 "NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to" go learn history clown
When you're so late for the comment section, and now Constantinople is Istanbul
My sides!
Víctor Andrés Piña González Not even a Turkish cannon could melt those sides. It must have been an inside job!
I guess they liked it better that way
"Take me back to Constantinople, no you can't go back..."
istanbul also greek name.
while the roma and byzantium times, citizens were calling the city as istanbul. constantinapoli means 'constantin's city' in the latin language. EVEN THE OTTOMAN SULTANS CALLED THE CİTY AS "KONSTANTİNİYE". because the sultans were claiming they are the new caesar family.
after the turkey's republic revolation, atatürk changed the city's official name as istanbul because "konstantiniye" was impliying the royality's conqueror over the people.
When thine education hath been cancellèd due to another plague outbreak
Underrated as fuck my dude
wrong time period of english and wrong spelling too
@@skylerb9594 oh thanks 🙄
Yep.
@@skylerb9594 you must be fun at parties
This beat droppeth harder than the executioner's axe
Standard form of execution for peasants in the middle ages was hanging. Only nobles got to be decapitated because it was seen as a more honorable form of execution since it allowed for the person die in a state of prayer (on their knees). An especially honorable execution would be decapitation by sword rather than axe (since swords were seen as inherently noble weapons).
@@lloydbautista2055
I always thought it was more disgraceful since it allowed the person to die on its knees
@@raspberrycrowns9494 From a modern perspective you would think, but no. People actually used to take this very seriously. As an example: in the early 16th century the Portuguese admiral Afonso de Albuquerque executed one of his nobles by hanging for disobeying orders, and it caused a massive mutiny across nearly every ship in the fleet. The crew weren't upset that he had been executed, rather they were upset because they considered the execution of a noble by means of hanging instead of decapitation to be tyrannical. Indeed, Afonso likely chose to hang him specifically because it was the less honorable method.
@@lloydbautista2055
ah thanks
@@lloydbautista2055 in which case the thing that dropped was the thief's hanged body, serves him right!
when you finally get your trebuchet license
Thou speaketh the truth
Tis True my fair gentleman or lady
I shit you not f-head your king is trebucheching the cia right now lol, got um trapped and about to release the trebecye lol
thou shall spare me 10 shillings
Can confirmeth, trebuchet certified I be
Whatever happens in the silk route, stays in the silk route.
Medical student rule #1!
Medical student Remember to bring cracked onions when traveling the silk road
Bringeth on the ale and wenches!
Troncoso you're right
Except syphilis.
When its 1347 and thee neighboring village mocks thy carriage, so thou sneaketh a rat in their food supply
The rats are already there no need
My favorite
When it's 2020 and the homies make fun of your new cybertruck, so you sneak coronavirus into their grub
Yeah
Yeah my and my buddies kinda started the plague like that
When you lose your 7th daughter instead of your 14th son
Yayy😂
Despite my moral and ethical obligations, I laughed aloud
@@Steamed I get what thou is retorting!
Named Meg
Nay, dust thou not rather a daughter to marry off? Or art though too poor for such politics?
Place thy hands in the air and wave them about as if thou carest not.
Cry ye "woot"!
@@imanacerproclaimeth it! All ye in yonder past the stables, we canst hear thou.
Shakespearean English so a few dentures after this
This is Middle English-era more, like Chaucer
@@mareksicinski3726 Yes, but Anglo-Saxon and Middle English are much harder to understand compared to Shakespearian English. Besides, it’s a joke!
😂😂
Whence the bard’s music slapeth so hard thy manor sets aflame
I was at a medieval fair and made a slappith joke at the bard
And so does the bard, for being a witch
At first I read: thy manure sets aflame 😂💩🔥
Oh, I'm a bard
Lo, thy jesting maketh me to cast myself upon the ground as the swine, so that I may laugh till the Lord's advent.
sometimes i go here just to read the comments and the music is my background noise
Same
LOL me too
Me too, bro
Hey... No better way to spend my time
Yes!
When they finally finish the building you designed 200 years ago.
Lulz... Best comment.
LOL!
lmao
Jak to potom bude znít, až dokončí katedrálu sv. Víta... :-D
Sounds like the BER Airport in Berlin Germany
Returning here after a few years to catch up on the tunes I missed 500 years ago. Good to see some fellow brethren!
Hail fellow 👋 , well met!
I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.
@@s.gallagher4851 *ales
whene thy neighbor is hangede for wychcraft, but thou art the true wych
*vvene thy neighbor is hanged for vvichcraft, but thou art ye tru vvich.
Relatable
Because sigils
And
Palindrome incantations 🤩⚡️💫
Mia Jones sneak 100
proud to be the 666th like
nigga waitin for the next serie of titans more than for anti-plague vaccine
When thy gets hate mail by carrier pigeon, but thoust is illiterate and cannot read it
『SHOULD'VE GONE TO SHIRATORIZAWA』 this is one of my favorite comments
Verily, thou winnest the Interneteth.
Bestowed upon thee the honor of greatest Jester in the Kingdom of thine majesty
when thou licketh thine comrade's perspiration
@@MatthewTraceur "Thoust persperation tastes of a conjurer of untruths!"
The beat droppeth harder than thou citizens starving and dying of plague
@@isammolina4842 let the kid dream godamnit!
Sir SupesAfro Okey.
Well in 1348 it was the Black Death
*thy
Ceylon pray for plagues
I’d imagine bards playing this at a medieval tavern New Years Eve 999, that must’ve been a wild party.
They were feeling it, "partying like it was 999" to inspire Prince a millenium later
Feareth the Y1K bug at which hour all h'rses suddenly wend astray and falleth into ditches.
dude lol... they probly partied the entire year away. thats what i woulda done
What level bard would you have to be to master this 40 minute song?
@@agaba5500that's what I'm still doing!
Me:Bröthör pass thou the flütë
Him: Thòu hast best not play heathen sounds.
Me: pläys this
Pläyeth thine*
@@thatoneguy7495 QÛÏĘT WĒŇÇH
@@sam_capt8703 QÜÍÊT, WÊÑÇH
@@thatoneguy7495 wrong.
Kids these days and their filthy Beethoven and Chopin. Sometimes I catch myself coming back here just to wash Fur Elise out of my ears. Twas a littith time.
😂😂😂😂😂
HMMMM...?!
'Littith' is probably the best word ever created in human history
This is the best comment ever created.
I never thumb up comments when people are cracking jokes but I pissed myself when I read this one.
I remember coming home from my first war to my wife and my 5 children at the age of 15 and listening to this masterpiece
🤣🤣🤣
15? Calm down, old man
On point
15? Get your ass back to the nursing home
To you're third wife because the 2 first ones died while giving birth
I showed thee mine own ankle please respondeth
Calm thyself, Harlot
@@timtams5283 Woot the fock is goion hea?!
Thy ankle pale, slender and sweetly round; a sight to which the heart resounds.
*REMOVE THYSELF MENDACIOUS TEMPTRESS*
Or i shall have you tried for witchcraft
thine ankle starteth a kindling in mine loins!
“Come hither fool!”
*_the fool jingled miserably across the floor._*
ʚaishiteruɞ me. I am the fool.
I rly wanna know what book that’s from though like holy shit
Kat Kit Wyrd sisters by Terry Pratchett
@@fayetaylor6293 Of course it was Terry Pratchett lmao
gg 1000th like
I come here every 4 moons just to read the new parcel of comments.
Ivan Bukac indeed, thy beat crashes harder then the Serbian Empire
I wager thou art not disappointed?
prithee make this a religious habit
Indeed, I make haste to partake in viewing other parcels
@Ivan Bukac
*Where Art Thou?*
2022 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.
Try " the oldest known Melody " video comments. They are also hilarious.
Indeed, we shall protect this comment section at all costs.
Verily!
Mine milkshake calls all knaves to the village greene
And proclaim they: It be superior to thine
It be in mine power to teach thee,
But it would come at cost.
Milkshake 😂😂😂😂
'Tis as if mine body has its own mind and rapidly it convulseth in rigorous laughter at thine comment.
You're a genius!!!
this is both the dumbest and the most brilliant comment on TH-cam
😂😂😂😂😂love it!!!
When ye have been found innocent of witchcraft
Well, judging by how the trail went. You'll be dead by the end of it, regardless of if you were found innocent or guilty.
The only way you’d be found innocent if witchcraft would be to drown in a river so I mean... not too much of a celebratory occasion
Those damn christians calling my ancestor worship "witchcraft" to genocide my culture. 1000 years later and they have failed! Hail Odinn!
@@scouttrooperhh-1487 have they? I would love to see odin raise up again in the north!
Especially nowadys, he must face a new plague threatening his lands.
@@eluherrahaz1165 the plague is an old one, civilization destroying our forests and domesticating man. Odin is rising all over europe and the world where europeans have settled.
I think someone needs to balance my humors because this lute is sick
Sick like the plague
Tatiana this is probably the best comment posted to this video!
Yes thine brother
THIS IS THE BEST HISTORY JOKE IVE SEEN IN THIS COMMENT SECTION
Someone get the leeches the duchess hath passed out on the dance floor.
This mix is harder than my bread
These tracks be hitting like ship biscuits & scurvy.
Harder than medieval bread?
Whence thy husband survives 7 wars against thy king's enemies but get's executed for stealing a loaf of bread.
Potato ? What's that ?
There were no potatoes in the middle ages ...
Potato is that some kind of turnip?
@@juggeist Good Heathens by I harken. A what?
Jonas Feriko they were still in South America just not anywhere else
When thine husband hast been sleeping with a wench, but indeed she was charged of witchcraft and thus, burned at the stake (:
I can relate
Agfd that is, indeed, a huge oof
verily
I think it's *thy and *hat or *haft, but still a golden comment
Hoist
When the newly born Hapsburg child only has one club foot instead of two
Nice
kek
That’s closer to our own current time line, but yeah, I get you. And it is quite funny.
@@Jessi-44 well, the habsburgs have existed since the late 1200s so i would say it is quite accurate
😂😂
This takes me back. These tunes were all the rage when I did my gap year in the Crusades. I really found myself and matured so much, slashing the heads of the heathens as a Knight Templar in the name of holy Christendom. Tell you what, it really made my UCAS application shine!
Bien parler , camarade !
El templo es un voto de por vida. Un acto de entrega y sacrificio. No tu viaje de intercambio de estudiante. 😂
When the merchants come back with new spices making the total number of flavors roughly 4
Roughly
@I love play my bass guitar
Not yet, but we think it might be in what the savages call "india"
Oliver Coffin that's funny bruh
There were already herbs and spices in medieval Europe without having to rely on merchants traveling all the way to India, you know. There's parsley, basil, laurel, thyme, rosemary, oregano, tarragon, and those are just the basic ones. Heck, some of them were already being used in ancient Rome. But of course, you only have to use a little bit of each to enhance the flavor of the meal without overshadowing it. You've probably blown out your tastebuds by adding a ton of curry to everything to the point where you can't even tell if what you're eating is lamb, chicken, stray dog, or a dead hooker fished out from the Ganges.
Sweet! Horseradish!
When the Baron only taxes 70% of your crop yield
Harken! Beware, yonder "Green New Deal" this way doest cometh breathing fire!
Listening to this while playing Grand Theft Carriage.
Playing Red Dead Redemption I was thininking I was playing Grand Theft Horses, but Grand Theft Carriage sounds better :D
Btw, Rockstar absolutely should make medieval theme game, It'll be a legendary thing
@@teacup5640 i remember reading a while ago that they were making a medieval game .
I prefer Red Dead Renaissance
It's a real game and it's called Rustler
I started listening to this while I was studying medieval history for my archeology degree almost 8 years ago, I fell in love with the comments (and procrastinated A LOT laughing at them), got the degree, started second degree on literature and here I am again for spanish medieval literature. If this isn't a safe space I don't know what is....
yoooo do u have a job cause im interested in all that but idk if its like possible to do as a career
@@gemmafeltovich6130 sorry girl, there's no job for us dreamers... Got into the second degree cause the first one is just sitting on the wall
@@Em-fw5lf rip T_T thanks for being honest lol. have any of the degrees been useful?
@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it
@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field?
also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well.
(sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at onlythesun321@gmail.com, just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)
When thy doctor prescribes thee the dankest of mushrooms and herb for the ghosts in thy blood
*prescribes thee
@@patavinity1262 huzzah a man of grammar
*barber
@@patavinity1262 I thought this said *prescribes pee. That would be way funnier than a grammar correction
Quite
Only the dankest.
*When 2 of thy 16 children survive the winter.*
Michal Mourek 😂
*svrvive
Alas that would be a black day in deed
Ayyy
thine*
fair maiden: come hither
me: i may not, my horse hast become lame from reaping the fields
fair maiden: myne mother and father hath perished from the plague
me:
pls send ankle pics
@@Luy22 Nah, ankle *paintings
@@bendemare5270 **ankle illustrations
Ankle ikons
maddy please translate this to Middle English
.
Dropped harder than Europe's population during the plague
Cool Paracelsus profile picture 👌
See this is one of the reasons why I come back to this mix…
proto mame tak vysoky morovy sloup v Olomouci ,aby jsme mohli chlastat pivo vice a vice ! 🙂
Or even dropped from tall bridge with the moment of impact?
@@jerryczech953lol
When the local Temptresse sendeth thou a bawdy lithograph of her bare Shoulderes but thou (a learned man of Godde) leaveth her on read
King moment
Hear ye, taketh this W.
lithographs were invented in 1796...
@@bonzwaygo
Nay, thou
Such a virtuous young friar.
*Slideth to the left*
*Slideth to the right*
*Criss crosseth*
*Criss crosseth*
*Ev'rybody clapeth thy hands*
Performeth the Cha with finesse and vigor
*claps with jolly and pouch of coins jiggling*
LMAO
HAHHAHAHA
My Bannerman just laughed at your comment with much mirth!
When you buy your monthly loaf of bread and there’s some bonus rat parts in it
Or the biscuits have mobile protein supplements? (Weevils.)
@LagiNaLangAko23 "yes, singular" 😂😂😂
When thy neighbour receiveth a rat in his bread, but yonder rat hath black plague and his family dies, so thou receiveth his monthly gold as well as thy own
El protein
Funk...bahahahahaa
I remember first showing my ankles to these songs. So nostalgic
Scandalous harlot
Heresy
@@doomgronthewitcher6514 Hearsay
@@justaweeb9086 Objection
Harlot!
When the bubonic plague only taketh one part of the family but kills the entire family next door
Aye, thy prayers hast been heeded, fellow maiden/sire, and thy burdens hast been lifted! Even if a kin hast died in thy house, thou art luckier than of most.
Let us gather the remaining people and strum the melodies of the angels aboveth! Come, rejoice with us all!
The Lord God hath been merciful we shall rejoice!
@@crabcakesgaming Glory be to God!
@@ladyviola2685 hallelujah chorus early somehow.
@@kingfuzzy2 If they hast not succumbed to this pestilence, of course. If so, verily, my dear, what shalt we do?
This song makes me want to show a bit of ankle
harlot
+Yunalesca And me !!!
+Yunalesca Dispute what you think, the Medieval period was lot more debauched than the Early Modern and Modern periods.
I giggled so loud at this!
+Yunalesca LOL
When yer goat is found innocent of witchcraft
666 likes. Mindblow.
Djali *cries*
Still slaps after all these years! Seems just like yesterday I requested “Vox Vulgaris” from my favorite DJ Aldwine of Osenay. Best DJ ever hired down at the Pig and Sword. He died of dysentery a few months later but until then, he was 🔥
when all the other shoemakers in the village die of the plague and now everyone’s getting their shoes from you because you’re the only one alive
"I Wanteth To Be, Thy Sole Provider!" *Provides Shoes With Good Soles,
* when the shoemaker has a monopoly on shoes because everyone else died from the plague, so you just jump into the massgrave and snatch some lords yeezys* tis the way serfdom worketh
@@KuroDHero 'tis wildeth my liege
Sphere of free trade salutes thy's methods.
when all the shoemakers in the village die of the plague and you sell coffins
this is even more lit than london in 1666
Too soon
buuuurned
but it was almost 400 years ago
yassine el allati what happened at London 1666
Marcus Mgodioso the whole city went up in flames
When thou is in thy carriage and thine minstrel request thine auxiliary cord
underrated
" By the lord's name, you'd best not produce drivel "
They still play this music in many places in Europe. The music they play during Festivals in Catalonia, Spain sound like they’re straight from this soundtrack. Amazing listening to 30 flute players and dozens of drummers marching down ancient 2000+ year old cobble stone streets, along with dancers dancing old folk dances.
I would LOVE to see/hear that!
Which festival specifically? It also reminds me of the Italian Zampogna music
Yeah, first one sounds like a War sardana
Here in Italy there are many medieval festivals, too. We and Spain have this thing in common
@@theodenking320 Both stagnated racist countries :)
These beats are sicker than the plague
That comment is hotter than Joan's pyre
These jokes are more rotten than the bread I have to live off of
+King Jon Stark shut up heretic. Vive la pucelle d'orleans.
***** thou art kenching with much vigour and enthusiasm I see
I thought they were hotter than a witch burning
im only 300 years old and i listen to this
all my classmates only listen to mozart and shit
i was born in the wrong generation
Only XIV kids will remember this.
Music died in 1452.
Taxtro
As did the byzantine empire
Pfft. This is nothing. Give me the good ol' days when we just sat around the fire and played our flutes made of birds' bones and mammoth ivory. *That* was music.
K.E.L. •
And don't forget the log-drums played with stones!
When your neighbour sheep dies and you have not been accused of witchcraft
_szsx that wasn’t medevial that was late renissance
This mix is unironically 80% of the reasons why I have a degree.
I listen to it from time to time while working on my phd so... Relatable ! Not even a medieval-themed PhD btw
Congratulations! :)
That's what music is for, to keep us going and pushing and give solace when we don't want to anymore.
When the school archer hath run out of arrows, thus sparing thine life
That bastard forgot an arrow is saved for thy own skull
@@gratedshtick how is he gonna shoot himself with a bow
@@jeccf5072 a miniature bow
All thy other child fellows with thy pumped up sandals
better run better run, outrun my shot
"We live in a Monarchy"
- Jester
Arise, game hunters!
Lord Bruce Count Wayne of Batshire
@@longyu9336 Bruce of House Wayne, First Count of Batshire
@@andrew-paulclements1502 The jester actually was often the only one in the court who could openly critisize society compared to the nobles as the jester could then just say he was joking. So I guess some were edgy like Arthur Fleck.
Second Harmony of Sway and Tumble by Gareth Glitter.
When the price of bread drops from 3 shillings to 2 shillings.
This comment is probably the best
Wheneth thy lord spares 3 shekels instead of the normal 2 shekels.
The four Vox Vulgaris hit hard. How did we forgot such bangers ?
Quit your hivemind talk. Obviously no one forgot it. It's on this video .
@@billywithnomandy4159 Thu's shall be remembered !
When thou cometh back after many a long year and still find these comments brimming with merriment.
Dear friend, thy speaketh the truth.
I wif merrimente doth write this breton lay
@General Grievous Ye comment maketh mine nose bloweth thee gentle breeze
@General Grievous Thine anecdote hath maketh mine day the more merrier, even amongst ye plague. Thanks ye a plenty!
Rejoice my brothers!
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
M'LORD?!
MDM 1492 less talking, more raiding
My sword is my life and honour
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!
PLANT YOUR GRANARY SIRE
whence thou maiden gets scandalous and shows ankle on thy evening of wed
Medieval times were rather boob-full. The whole ankle thing was only true around the time of 100 Year War.
@@yauheppiyh8245 ya, America was founded by the puritans running from horny europe
Just reading yond gets me h'rny
@@MrGarkin lol no, it's the other way around; most pelgrims were criminals (under which horny rapists) who had the choice to get punished or to go to the new land (later usa) because there they becale free of their crimes and could start a new life
@@vincentvanschoor6135 Both of you are actually right. Persecuted christians of England settled in the new world in hope of having their own turf and be free from religious authorities of England. Criminals were also sent there for the reasons you mentionned.
I can´t believe 1.000 years have passed. How time flies........
About 700 to 800...
If this video ever gets taken down, it'd be a loss rivaling the Burning of Alexandria.
A tragedy that would make even Shakespeare tremble
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
@@spooks7548 I am shooketh
@Ranna the Ranger T'was only the truth, mine lad. Hexes it doth is not, for the truth ordained by our almighty God cannot be deemeth as lies and trickery.
And the Burning of Andalusia
When your parents arrange your marriage with the blacksmith’s cute daughter
Discard thy fair maidens, begin to posses an increased ownership of thoust currency
Avert thy eyes from upon thy fair maidens' beauty for tis is but fleeting
As with thy nation's glory and cause, tis lasts eternal
@@AverageAlien Vacate thyself from this Holy of places semitic one
@@fiddlesticks7245 Are ye accusing I of being a greedy dog? A great offence ye have caused, I shall have a court decide upon your fate
You better prepare against the goblins
Ugh, this is so 1170s. Give me some 940 classics.
Mate, you kids aint seen nothing. Back in my day, those Roman parties we had in Pompeii back in 79. Im tellin ya, it was an absolute blast.
Hannah N GIVE ME SOME FRANK STYLE DEAREST SIRE
kek... I was born in wrong generation. todays music suck
set quality to 10p for real experience
Roman Swine
Remembering my teenage days in the 1000s and the bards in my town partying a bit too hard... Good old times...
lofi beats to kill/duel to
verily
Best comment out here
Studying for a history test to this right now
Lmaoth
I am not proud of the sound I just made out of my mouth.
When thou university is pillaged and thy debt forgiven
foolish monks! I shalt never have need of your "words" ever again!
*Happy literate peasant noises*
*whyn twas sycreatlii thoust aun sylf whoumst hath pyllaeg'd ayfermeyntshuned establyshmint auf leernyng*
Thine*
@@Hafer_ whumft doetht kwaute vvithyn ficsed rylf yf laenguahge doth proklayim thymselvf teu bee vvytch. tu thee pyre vvyth thee!
Arrived for the comments, stayeth for the melody.
gabrocki as did I
Thou mayest haveth meant *arrivethtthhth.
This gets me so unreasonably pumped, like my brain produces so much serotonin when i listen to this for no reason whatsoever
Plague doctor: You have 40 minutes and 27 seconds before you shall perish.
Me:
Aye
@Frederick Ardila the doctor was being formal. You is a formal pronoun whereas Thou is informal.
_Mine milkshake endues all the sires to the yard_
Thou truly has the finest cow for thy milk wobbling.
_why_
@@Yukkuri_Yakumo why not
Thy lord has blessed this comment section
😂😂😂
Ive acquired 99 hardships but thine wench cannot be counteth among them
Verily!
However, I'm most privy to Biggeth Smalls merry tune entitled Surrender Thy Baggage (Gimme the Loot).
In thine words doth spake of Makaveli, Hail Santa María!
I used the song in the minute 11:10 in my senior year at high school as background music for my adaptation of Hamlet in Literature Class, I used it in the final duel between Hamlet and Laertes and it was really epic and of course, funny.
That was almost 4 years ago and I still remembered the melody and today I've finaly found it in your video, thank you very much
thou hast the most flammable rhythms, bard
even after six years
I am but a simple wench
I doth heareth Medieval Music - Hardcore Party Mix and frolic in thy meadows until mine feet hurteth
1245: no bards can exceed this fine year's melodiovs harmonies!
1246: holdeth mine ale, peasant
Holdeth mine mead, lad
Wel coude floit it al the day, Hal!
Praye dearest maiden Katie McQ: Oh do let us tryest our little funn thustly! Forgive, as wee probably shan't holdest thine ale, pure daemsel, but surely and assuredly thou mayest holde THEEEEEEZ NUUUUTTTTTTSSSffs!!!!!!!! Pardon, of thus such bounteous FRUITS... wisheth to carrie in a cuppe or saeucer, preferest thou then?
:D
In our times kids did not have iphones with their tik toks and fancy gadgets but we've had great music, six siblings who died in infancy and father who passed out drunk near the forest to be eaten by pack of wolves, but today kids don't appriciate simple joys of life like that, only kids from 80s of XIIth century can understand real joys of life.
Brother, passeth thine lute
“Thou hast better not play any of thine garbages music,”
Nay, do not fear *plays this*
*_playeth þis_*
I turnt up to thy festivities
Crops: Sowed
Horse: Drawn
Peasants: Plagued
I am forcibly removed from thee olde festivale
Bushes: Triangulated
Inn: Trivagoth
No one can like this anymore because it's got a perfect 666 likes
Mind: Blown.
Nay: Thee
Every few months I take a pilgrimage to witness this sacred comment section.
My humble thanks for thy kind reminder, fellow pilgrim.
This so much.
I start reading the comments and crack up again, then I start liking random comments only to realize that I have disliked them because they were already liked by me :D
Ahahaha!! 😂😂😂 I clicked on this video out of genuine interest, and then I realized when my eyes glanced down to the word "comments" I just started busting up laughing because I knew they would be great. Im a bit of a "youtube comment" connoisseur, and I could just tell i was in for a real treat. A forty minute soundtrack to endless content about just that soundtrack. I love it. Thanks for reminding me to come back in the future!
Ahahaha!! 😂😂😂 I clicked on this video out of genuine interest, and then I realized when my eyes glanced down to the word "comments" I just started busting up laughing because I knew they would be great. Im a bit of a "youtube comment" connoisseur, and I could just tell i was in for a real treat. A forty minute soundtrack to endless content about just that soundtrack. I love it. Thanks for reminding me to come back in the future!
Same!!
2023 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.
🎉
When your parents wanted you to become a priest, but suddenly your older brother dies and you get to inherit the castle.
Throw the castellan over the walls! BOYS IT IS TIMETH TO PARTY ON CHURCH PROPERTY!
@@tancreddehauteville9983 *mine brethren
Both the comments and this music have added 10 years to my life. Verily, now I shall live to see 40
Oh, shan't we rejoiceth to that? Bringeth thy best ale, lyricists, thy best musicians, let us sing thy praise!
For we hast been praying for thy longvity, and ye Lord hast blessed thee with just as such! Let us rejoiceth!
Sorry m'lord you have contracted the plague thou hast a mere 40 minutes and 27seconds to live.
I always like to come back to this comment section, and sure enough, it's still going strong on Ye Olde memes.
None shall see 39 unless witchcraft be involved! To the river to see if thou shalt sink and be innocent!!!
@Spartan0941 Hehe, yes I know. We're just goofing! I think that myth has been thoroughly debunked among them what care to be accurate about such things.
When you owe someone 50 gold coins but he dies of the plague
That’s one big ass debt
Stolen comment
Sam Jones this is golden lmao
Ffs dude 50 coins I can’t even count that high
I cannot counteth. or readeth. or writeth! my local priest is writing this for me!
Twas so mesmerizing...I dropped me lords crockery...
The flogging twas well earned !
What if we were to kisseth to these fine tunes dear maiden? Ha ha I jest... lest though crave?
😳
this is perfect
Cheesy as fuck, ma boi
“However, if thou art that poor lad Absolon, all thou wilt have shalt be her nether eye.”
I sire thee