The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played Inside my workshop behind the old arcade Electric desires had unraveled all my wires Now I'm in the box for safekeeping The news reporters reported that I died But all my organs were living on inside Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change One big human heart gently beeping You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine Thank God for business, they let me take the floor I stood so proudly, like I was going to war Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered This must be what love would have felt like Such dedication, they came from miles away With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like) You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine I'm happy for years and years And only eating the occasional maintenance man Only driving a few kids to madness Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows? I only want to have fun But now they're telling me my days here are done Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin Breaking me and taking my quarters Bashing in my face with a crowbar Kicking me and pushing me over Now they see my blood on their sneakers You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine
@@carcinogenesist3350 The thing that makes me wonder every time - why are there so many homestucks in comments under every single LD's song. Like, you can pick any song or instrumental or even meme - and we are already here. Why. Not that I complain, just why.
Lyrics for karaoke or whatever you want ig: The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played Inside my workshop behind the old arcade Electric desires had unraveled all my wires Now I'm in the box for safekeeping The news reporters reported that I died But all my organs were living on inside Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change One big human heart gently beeping You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine Thank God for business, they let me take the floor I stood so proudly, like I was going to war Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered This must be what love would have felt like Such dedication, they came from miles away With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like) You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine I'm happy for years and years And only eating the occasional maintenance man Only driving a few kids to madness Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows? I only want to have fun But now they're telling me my days here are done 'Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin Breaking me and taking my quarters Bashing in my face with a crowbar Kicking me and pushing me over Now they see my blood on their sneakers You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine
I have this on a random playlist and it suddenly popped on and when the lyrics didn’t pop up I got so confused until I realized this is the instrumental version
Some of the bonus tracks would also fall under New Wave. If you like Neil's stuff then you might want to look into the bands that inspired him. Oingo Boingo, and They Might Be Giants are two of the main influences to his work.
*LYRICS:* The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played Inside my workshop behind the old arcade Electric desires had unraveled all my wires Now I'm in the box for safekeeping The news reporters reported that I died But all my organs were living on inside Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change One big human heart gently beeping You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine Thank God for business, they let me take the floor I stood so proudly, like I was going to war Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered This must be what love would have felt like Such dedication, they came from miles away With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play Perfect patient lines because I was in their minds I could do whatever I felt like (whatever I felt like) You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine I'm happy for years and years And, only eating the occasional maintenance man Only driving a few kids to madness Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows? I only want to have fun But now they're telling me my days here are done 'Cause there's a tiny little box that they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin Breaking me and taking my quarters Bashing in my face with a crowbar Kicking me and pushing me over Now they see my blood on their sneakers You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-da-da Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-da-da Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
The day they found me, I hadn't yet vented Inside my vent behind the admin table Electric gos out and crewmates all freak out Now I'm in the vent for plotting The crewmates reported that one died But little did they know i killed the crewmate Vent board to suit with two eyes peeking out One big imposter heart gently bumping You can't vote me, I can't be caught I will hurt you no matter what You can't see me inside the vent I'm half human and half imposter Thank God for sabotage, they let me get away I stood so proudly, i wasnt getting caught Crewmates soon appeared and I quickly was startled This must be what fright would have felt like Such dedication, they came from rooms away With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to task In perfect crewmate lines because I was in the vents I could do whatever I felt like (whatever I felt like) You can't vote me, I can't be caught I will hurt you no matter what You can't see me inside the vent I'm half human and half impostee I'm happy for years and years And only eating the crewmate man Only driving a few crews to madness Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows? I only want to have blood But now they're telling me my days here are done 'Cause there's a tiny little suit they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe The vents empty, I think it's an Emergency Crewmates footsteps running, to the cafeteria Sussing me and discussing my name Pointing at my face Voting me and pissing me off Now they see crew blood on the floor You can't vote me, I can't be caught I will hurt you no matter what You can't see me inside the vent I'm half human and half imposter
Red sus.😳 Red suuuus.😳 I said red, sus, hahahahaha.😳 Why arent you laughing?😳 I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! 😳How can you not laugh at it? 😳Emergeny meeting!😳 Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! 😳Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue!😳 Blue was not an impostor😳. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. 😳What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha! funny amogus ahha
{Based on my headcanon of FNAF HW} (1) "And this is Lolbit's area!" (2) *"Wait, Lolbit?"* (1) "Yeah! Weird name, right? It's based after some joke that still stands after 40+ years. Oh, I should warn you though. She's very... Energetic." (2) *"Noted."* (1) "She should be around here som-" (3) "SCREEEEEEE! (1) "AH!" (3) "Hehehe!" (2) *"Nice try, but I've already seen too many jumpscares."* (3) Hi there! Nice to meet ya! I'm glad you could come by! Didn't know you were coming... Say, I like your smile! You're based off the guy in the rabbit suit, right? (2) *"Why, yes!"* (3) HAH! I knew you looked familiar! My name is Lolbit, and welcome to my room! It's very empty, but I need all this room, To move everywhere, and scare people out their boots! Boy, how I love their expressions! (2) *"Should I say something?"* (1) "I wouldn't recommend it." (3) You look frightening, You'll scare them a lot! I can teach you, To jumpscare, if you want! (2) *"I'm good..."* (3) I'm glad you came! You remind me of someone... But together, we're gonna have so much FUN! But it seems, You're different from the rest... Checking your info, I'm surprised by you, guest! It seems you have strange powers, And you've had them since hours... It's funny, because I do too! By the way, I never got your name... (2) *"I'm Glitchtrap."* (3) Glitchtrap, huh? Okay, that's an awesome name! Ugh... There's this guy, That keeps coming into my mind, And you remind me of him... Let me tell ya, IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY! In your coding, I've found something... Can we talk in private, For the rest of the time I sing? (2) *"Alright..?"* (3) Great! PlushBaby, you stay here... (1) "Okay?" [The other two go into another room] (3) I wanna know something, just sit right here... See, I was hidden for years and years, Only really seeing outside on Halloween... My creator went to madness, Why did he go missing in madness? Who knows?! I never saw him again, In a bunker with a bunch of new friends... Don't know exactly where he is now, But I have a feeling he's been found... I've checked in your coding, and it seems that you are more... You're more real than me; You have a soul... (2) *What- How did you know!?* (3) Like I said, I can see into code... But the name you told me, isn't your real one... I read the name, and my heart sunk... I thought I lost you forever after... (2) *"Where are you going with this...?"* (3) Please tell me your name's William Afton! [Music pause] (2) *"What? H-How do you know these things?!?"* (3) "Don't be silly, Willy! You programmed me with a code-reading ability, remember?" (2) *"Wait, are you who I think you are...?"* (3) "Who do you think I am?" (2) *"Well, I had an animatronic that helped with my animatronic programming named-"* (3) "Exactly!" (2) *"And she could go into digital devices..."* (3) "Yeppity yep! That's me!" (2) *"What are you doing here...?"* (3) "Just wanted in on the drama of the company! I definitely didn't know you were here, though! What a surprise!" (2) *"Do any of the others know about this? About who I really am?"* (3) "Nope! Only I can code-read! I assume Plushbaby would probably be so confused, and it'd be hard to explain this to her, so she's not part of this." (2) *"Oh, alright."* [Music continues from where it left off] (3) "Anyways..." I really missed you, Non-robot friend! I thought I lost you, Until the end... But when you came, you proved me wrong! I know together, we're gonna have so much FUN! (2) *"Yeah, I missed you too. Can you let go, please...? Your hugs are too tight..."* (3) "Sorry, I'm just so happy to see you again! It's been so long! Where have you been?!" (2) *"Shouldn't I be asking you the same?"* (3) "Funny story, actually! Me and the others were in that underground pizzeria that you left us in. Your son got hired for the job, I snuck into his phone and waited until he was inside his house, where I crawled out! Bonnet, Yendo, some of the Minireenas, some of the Bidybabs, Electrico and I have been living there for the past 20 years. Now, where were you?" (2) *"... I'll tell you about it later. It's a long story, and I don't think I have time to explain it right now when I'm still getting used to things."* (3) "Oh, I understand!"
@@eyemoisturizer lmao let people *e n j o y* things edit: gacha not pog edit 2: check my new comment underneath before your reply please and thank you
this has got to be one of the most frustrating songs for me personally, just because the instrumental is one of the best I have ever heard but the lyrics are just some sort of creepypasta type shit. that being said, who am I to complain, its not my song is it
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CABINET MAN - Gordon freeman cover
Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?
@@Sandydandyman Not a clue.
I'd like to see your passport
I have it right here.
@@TheExperienceYT sir thats a receipt
Cabinet Man but the dude didn’t turn himself into an arcade machine and it’s just a normal arcade
Cabinet
it could be space themed
This is what you hear before being robbed of your quarters, being beaten up, written on, and tossed around
now they see my blood, on their sneakers
@@Nieveria they can’t win me, I can’t be beat!
@@goldfinch907 I won't hurt you unless you cheat!
@@katherinesmallbean3594 you cant see me behind the screen
@@oogabooga9931 I’m half human… AND HALF MACHINE!
Yeesh, this song sounds so empty without Neil's voice in it.
Sorta like the arcade, huh?
I think it's christmas eve
Makes me feel like stealing some quarters..
And bashing me in the face with a crowbar
:(
makes me feel like breaking in, kicking and pushing over a machine
Neil called in sick.
LYRICS:
This lined up perfectly with someone else who posted the lyrics. Terrifying
Very useful
BAHAHAHAH
Omg thanks I needed these
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
I'm happy for years and years
And only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand
It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
I STILL HEAR THE WORDS
*WHY CAN I STILL HEAR THE WORDS???*
its the mental illness .
@@tranceclickheart amen 🙏
HELP ME TOO
its a phenomena basically if you listen to the song enough and the vocals are gone your brain will fill in the emptiness of the song
haha i turned 69 into 70 im so evil
I zoned out and expected to hear the lyrics, so I had a mini stroke
I was confused then I remembered what video I clicked on lmao
that's some of the coolest bass ive ever heard ngl
Hello fellow homestuck
True
@@carcinogenesist3350 The thing that makes me wonder every time - why are there so many homestucks in comments under every single LD's song.
Like, you can pick any song or instrumental or even meme - and we are already here. Why.
Not that I complain, just why.
@@alarmlessRifleman we are like moths to a flame, but instead i guess homestucks to a neil cicierega song
4:00 its like i can almost hear him
THATS WEIRD
BA BA BAN BA NU BUM BA BA BA BA
I CAN HEAR HIM GOING BA BA BUBU BA BU BA BABA
OH GOD OH F
HOLY CRAP ME TOO
3:39
[Muffled sounds of arcade machine violence]
This song feels like they removed all the arcade cabinets from the arcade and now it’s just empty
I think it’s Christmas Eve
@@eyemoisturizer Someone's broken in
@@cassiefromooo Now they're painting on my skin
i think its christmas eve
@@gatlina6019 Breaking me and taking my quarters
Me who has never heard the song with lyrics: I just think the beat is neat :)
The lyrics are messed up-
Ya should
here is a snippet for you: "now I see my blood on their sneakers"
@@Anorey actually it's "now they see my blood on their sneakers" 🤓
“Bashing in my face with a crowbar”
Lyrics for karaoke or whatever you want ig:
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
I'm happy for years and years
And only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
'Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand
It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
I absolutely DOMINATED it!! I love it! ✨✨
Imo the best instrumental part in this song is at 2:38, especially those reversed drums man 🥰
I’m personally a huge fan of 2:48 🥰
🥰
🥰
My brain: I can't hear the lyrics
My brain: time to hear them myself
Lemon with no demon
sadness
1:18 sounds like total drama island theme song
bruh omg i just realized that
neil cicierega = chris mclean confirmed????
@@solarpunch333 mhm, you can see him on his touch-tone telephone in pahkitew. he is waiting for topher to be tricked.
I’ve never heard the total drama island theme song but I’m gonna go listen to it brb
Edit: yeah it does
the 5 dislikes are the maintenance people that the cabinet man ate
i was thinking, where were the vocals?
and i remembered what i was listening to
I have this on a random playlist and it suddenly popped on and when the lyrics didn’t pop up I got so confused until I realized this is the instrumental version
What’s the playlist?
Cabinet
Just cabinet
Man gone
I wanna do karaoke with this so bad
go ahead
What genre of music is this because i quite enjoy it
Indie Pop/Indie Rock
Some of the bonus tracks would also fall under New Wave. If you like Neil's stuff then you might want to look into the bands that inspired him. Oingo Boingo, and They Might Be Giants are two of the main influences to his work.
@@itsstillAJ they might be giants ive heard of before they are odd but a pretty good band :3
I'm not sure, but I know the band Tally Hall has a similar style.
Human music
does anyone know the series of notes from 1:17 to 1:19 ? ): i cant figure it out
BAGF i think
They're all whole steps apart, it sounds like.
@@goongaala yep!
I love this part. 2:48
The lyrics at that part just got me feeling.
Finally, *c a b i n e t*
Why does it sound like “Everything Is Awesome” could be mashed up with this.
IT DOES WTF
WAIT WHAT!? IT DOES!
i have listened to this song so much that i can still hear the lyrics
Lyrics:
[Music]
Anybody else think the part at 2:14 reminds them of pinball bumpers being hit?
It's like I can and can't hear neil at the same time
haha funny megalomaniac arcade cabinet has fast waifu superhero wannabe as his gf
yeah
WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY AFDGJHL
2:37 y e s
*LYRICS:* The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
Perfect patient lines because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (whatever I felt like)
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
I'm happy for years and years
And, only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
'Cause there's a tiny little box that they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand
It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
2:14 love this part
The day they found me, I hadn't yet vented
Inside my vent behind the admin table
Electric gos out and crewmates all freak out
Now I'm in the vent for plotting
The crewmates reported that one died
But little did they know i killed the crewmate
Vent board to suit with two eyes peeking out
One big imposter heart gently bumping
You can't vote me, I can't be caught
I will hurt you no matter what
You can't see me inside the vent
I'm half human and half imposter
Thank God for sabotage, they let me get away
I stood so proudly, i wasnt getting caught
Crewmates soon appeared and I quickly was startled
This must be what fright would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from rooms away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to task
In perfect crewmate lines because I was in the vents
I could do whatever I felt like (whatever I felt like)
You can't vote me, I can't be caught
I will hurt you no matter what
You can't see me inside the vent
I'm half human and half impostee
I'm happy for years and years
And only eating the crewmate man
Only driving a few crews to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have blood
But now they're telling me my days here are done
'Cause there's a tiny little suit they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand
It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The vents empty, I think it's an Emergency
Crewmates footsteps running, to the cafeteria
Sussing me and discussing my name
Pointing at my face
Voting me and pissing me off
Now they see crew blood on the floor
You can't vote me, I can't be caught
I will hurt you no matter what
You can't see me inside the vent
I'm half human and half imposter
Red sus.😳 Red suuuus.😳 I said red, sus, hahahahaha.😳 Why arent you laughing?😳 I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! 😳How can you not laugh at it? 😳Emergeny meeting!😳 Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! 😳Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue!😳 Blue was not an impostor😳. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. 😳What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha! funny amogus ahha
I had to take a double take at this comment
thank you
(눈‸눈)
Truly a lyrical masterpiece
anyone else get vibes of total dramas theme song from the synth at the beginning?
Cabinet man without the man in it
2:14
Am I the only one who thinks some of the added in this chorus percussion sounds like the sound you get when you hit notes in rhythm games?-
doing the karaoke and getting "into character" (I am cabinet man)
ringtone? yes
Cabinet Man? You mean Thomas Jefferson?
i still can hear them
*I can still hear the lyrics*
cabinet with no man
this sounds like music i would use for some minigames in roblox lol
2:37
did you make the instrumental cover?
3:34
When he said "blood"
yeah that is when he says blood
That is where he said blood
This makes me feel physical pain
woahhhh cabinet with no man
this is just normal video game
La canción que usaba el mistercarlos :(
Man
3:20-3:38 best monent
Something seems off.. I thought a half human and half machine was here..
{Based on my headcanon of FNAF HW}
(1)
"And this is Lolbit's area!"
(2)
*"Wait, Lolbit?"*
(1)
"Yeah! Weird name, right? It's based after some joke that still stands after 40+ years. Oh, I should warn you though. She's very... Energetic."
(2)
*"Noted."*
(1)
"She should be around here som-"
(3)
"SCREEEEEEE!
(1)
"AH!"
(3)
"Hehehe!"
(2)
*"Nice try, but I've already seen too many jumpscares."*
(3)
Hi there! Nice to meet ya! I'm glad you could come by!
Didn't know you were coming... Say, I like your smile!
You're based off the guy in the rabbit suit, right?
(2)
*"Why, yes!"*
(3)
HAH! I knew you looked familiar!
My name is Lolbit, and welcome to my room!
It's very empty, but I need all this room,
To move everywhere, and scare people out their boots!
Boy, how I love their expressions!
(2)
*"Should I say something?"*
(1)
"I wouldn't recommend it."
(3)
You look frightening,
You'll scare them a lot!
I can teach you,
To jumpscare, if you want!
(2)
*"I'm good..."*
(3)
I'm glad you came! You remind me of someone...
But together, we're gonna have so much FUN!
But it seems,
You're different from the rest...
Checking your info,
I'm surprised by you, guest!
It seems you have strange powers,
And you've had them since hours...
It's funny, because I do too!
By the way,
I never got your name...
(2)
*"I'm Glitchtrap."*
(3)
Glitchtrap, huh?
Okay, that's an awesome name!
Ugh... There's this guy,
That keeps coming into my mind,
And you remind me of him... Let me tell ya,
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!
In your coding,
I've found something...
Can we talk in private,
For the rest of the time I sing?
(2)
*"Alright..?"*
(3)
Great! PlushBaby, you stay here...
(1)
"Okay?"
[The other two go into another room]
(3)
I wanna know something, just sit right here...
See, I was hidden for years and years,
Only really seeing outside on Halloween...
My creator went to madness,
Why did he go missing in madness?
Who knows?!
I never saw him again,
In a bunker with a bunch of new friends...
Don't know exactly where he is now,
But I have a feeling he's been found...
I've checked in your coding, and it seems that you are more...
You're more real than me; You have a soul...
(2)
*What- How did you know!?*
(3)
Like I said, I can see into code...
But the name you told me, isn't your real one...
I read the name, and my heart sunk...
I thought I lost you forever after...
(2)
*"Where are you going with this...?"*
(3)
Please tell me your name's William Afton!
[Music pause]
(2)
*"What? H-How do you know these things?!?"*
(3)
"Don't be silly, Willy! You programmed me with a code-reading ability, remember?"
(2)
*"Wait, are you who I think you are...?"*
(3)
"Who do you think I am?"
(2)
*"Well, I had an animatronic that helped with my animatronic programming named-"*
(3)
"Exactly!"
(2)
*"And she could go into digital devices..."*
(3)
"Yeppity yep! That's me!"
(2)
*"What are you doing here...?"*
(3)
"Just wanted in on the drama of the company! I definitely didn't know you were here, though! What a surprise!"
(2)
*"Do any of the others know about this? About who I really am?"*
(3)
"Nope! Only I can code-read! I assume Plushbaby would probably be so confused, and it'd be hard to explain this to her, so she's not part of this."
(2)
*"Oh, alright."*
[Music continues from where it left off]
(3)
"Anyways..."
I really missed you,
Non-robot friend!
I thought I lost you,
Until the end...
But when you came, you proved me wrong!
I know together, we're gonna have so much FUN!
(2)
*"Yeah, I missed you too. Can you let go, please...? Your hugs are too tight..."*
(3)
"Sorry, I'm just so happy to see you again! It's been so long! Where have you been?!"
(2)
*"Shouldn't I be asking you the same?"*
(3)
"Funny story, actually! Me and the others were in that underground pizzeria that you left us in. Your son got hired for the job, I snuck into his phone and waited until he was inside his house, where I crawled out! Bonnet, Yendo, some of the Minireenas, some of the Bidybabs, Electrico and I have been living there for the past 20 years. Now, where were you?"
(2)
*"... I'll tell you about it later. It's a long story, and I don't think I have time to explain it right now when I'm still getting used to things."*
(3)
"Oh, I understand!"
this is an instrumental of cabinet man not deviant art
how is this related at all -
@@kuloria The song is supposed to be using this music-
thats... an impressive amount of text. low-key thought that was a copypasta.
Hey those are pretty good :D /gen
yankin
*r a n b o o*
He forget
memory boi
if ranboo sings this
but this time he just forgot the lyrics
@@eyemoisturizer lmao let people *e n j o y* things
edit: gacha not pog
edit 2: check my new comment underneath before your reply please and thank you
@@ashmellow78 i don’t Gacha anymore
@@ashmellow78 and sorry
:)
he forgot
Idk if I should hate you or love you
this has got to be one of the most frustrating songs for me personally, just because the instrumental is one of the best I have ever heard but the lyrics are just some sort of creepypasta type shit. that being said, who am I to complain, its not my song is it
I’m only here bc I like ranboos starting soon music.
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@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa this comment is embarrassing to me now
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2:36
THIS IS WHY I CAME HERE TOO PLS