In that case it can still mean that they are calling the woman weak or something (I don't know what else it could mean) unless they pull the lever. And it would have basically the same affect as a dare, however I'd pull the lever if there was nobody on the second track (if I know nothing about someone then I wouldn't assume they are good or evil. I would pull the lever on the assumption they are just normal people who are just trying to live there life. Though on the other hand I don't need validation from others which makes me have some reason to not pull the lever out of spite, in the end though I'm not the type to kill someone's family especially for something one person did)
@@user-hm1zb8js5iMy kid was expelled from a 109 different schools, but every time it's been the school's fault.😂 They are just persecuting my poor chosen child.
You could probably also sneak in Achilles and the tortoise, like how close must Sisyphus get to the ship or the hotel before the Boulder rolls back on him? Theoretically there’s infinitely small measures of distance you could measure between himself and the “finish line” so to speak, so at what point will the Boulder roll back? Idk I’m not a philosopher if you couldn’t tell lmao
On the track Man number 1- did not increased rent for single mom Man number 2- He is okay, nice guy Man number 3- He is not evading taxes Man number 4- Is a women Man number 5- Is melanino postive
Roam through the streets of Jerusalem. Investigate; search in her squares. If you find one person, any who acts justly, who pursues faithfulness, then I will forgive her. gotta do it for man 2
@Dducksquad Well, I can agree with that. But I would also like to mention he who blasphems the against the son of man can be forgiven. He who blasphems against the father will not be forgiven. There are a few sins that are unforgivable.
So,for the problem at 7:14 I'm putting superman + 4 civilians on the other track, superman will stop (and destroy) the trolley, saving the other 4 people. don't worry, the trolley has been insured specifically against superheroes (a couple months prior not to raise suspicion), so the trolley company would earn a bunch of money from this not insurance fraud
As for the problem at 6:48, I've tied 42 FBI agents involved in your daily dose of healthy government-mandated surveillance along with 3 stock market underminers to track 2. On top of that, there are 56 unnamed people on track 2 who are not subscribed to Stoic Stick, and 13 who do not return their shopping carts and just leave them in the parking lot.
MY family on one track, the other track has a million people on it. I tell you to pull the lever because you'll never get the chance to see such a bloodbath again.
nah u just dont understand war and arent comfortable with the fact that jews arent gonna allow a second holocaust. like the nazi/terrorism apologists are pretty insane and concerning ngl
ok so this is very racist and definitely shouldn't be done but let's say in a hypothetical scenario where you had to do it unless the world would implode 1. asians: bigger brain, americans simp for them for some reason, not that much discrimination 2. white: white privilege however it got nerfed in the 2020 patch making the class no longer meta 3. black: high physical stats, can get a budget version of white privilege against white women however really suffers from the racism debuff idk the other races
Number 2 I would stop it instantly, let the shares drop to rock bottom buy up as much as I can, flip the switch again and profit. The shopping cart one I do every time, it's a grocery cart and a bobsled at the same time.
I tie the warrant for your arrest to the second track; if you pull the lever then all evidence of you being a criminal is gone because they forgot to store it in an online database.
0:35 will the loopty loop revive the guys and do something good? 1:38 are the infinite people the shareholders? If yes, you should pull the lever. If not, you have an infinite army still. 4:56 can I move off the track? 5:32 Legally you should just walk away. 7:56 71,5 + π - 3 loopty loop destroyers on track two.
6:42 always return them and this is why 😂 my partner isn’t the biggest fan of my trolley antics, surprised I haven’t fallen off or crashed into a random yet 😂
7:55 The other track has everyone in the world that isn't subscribed. You now have the opportunity to become the king of the new world run with only those you know like you.
on one track there is my family,on the other is a brick wall. pulling the lever will make the trolley crash(a trolley emmits 100kg of co² per year killing 5people over the course of 30 years)
81 million normal people on track 2. You may be a mass murderer by diverting the trolley to the second track, but you'll be world famous for having the highest death toll on your name.
If you pull the lever, a deadman switch activates a bot that runs my social media account and posts an image of you being depicted as a soyjack every 5 minutes.
7:58 Honestly, you could put as many people as you want and have the person pull the lever as long as the people tied down are all pdf files and grapists
In order for Sisyphus to reach the point where he rolls back down the track, he would first have to get to the halfway point, then the halfway point between the halfway and end point, then the halfway point between that point and the end point, and so on. He will logically never reach far enough to roll back down in the first place.
00:02 Exploring morality through trolley problems 01:11 Decision to pull lever vs. company profits 02:20 Unauthorized lever pulling leads to arrest and debt 03:33 Dilemma: Do you save one person who doesn't watch your videos or four viewers, including yourself? 04:44 Ethical dilemma of pulling the lever. 05:55 Choosing between societal duty and personal gain 07:06 Exploring extreme scenarios in trolley problem 08:17 Decision to divert or not Crafted by Merlin AI.
The trolley problem, I would place the ark of the covenant, a penny, and Greg on the track so as to blind the driver and send him off of the tracks where Greg would inevitably run to so that Greg dies but it looks less deliberate for corporate appearance sake, keeping the $TRLY stocks soaring.
You always go for the looptie-loop. I'm still a Humanitarian! I'm just more of a looptarian! And you know, if you run down your subscribers, they can't unsub! I understand the logic.
There's a philosophical question to be asked within your decision to return the shopping cart while not saving the one guy that keep standing on track. It is apparent that they may have mental issue while it's clear that you're not the one who use shopping cart . This might be a social commentary on how people prefer to adhere to rule instead of morality
While my family may ve tied to one of the tracks, I have tied 5 people to the other track that falsely copyright strike videos on youtube for their own profit. The choice if yours.
What if the lever was linked to an "useless machine", activating it will trigger a mechanical arm to reset its position ? (Thus making your choice pointless)
Track 1: no one is at risk, no lives will be lost, but you will be equal in wealth and power to everyone, you won't be able to rule over anyone. Track 2: You will be wealthier than anyone else, and will have power to shape society and other people's lives, ruling everything, but many people will suffer either by dying or by impoverishment.
7:55 There are 6 discord moderators who frequently talk to underage children in unknown contexts on track one, and track two has my boyfriend and my three best friends. PLEASE PULL THE LEVER
What if instead of the Trolley Problem, it was the Freaky Problem, and instead of pulling levers, we pulled each others levers
Would it be much of a problem though 🤨
@@WhyRBXnah I’d win
@@WhyRBX💀
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“Iwokeupandigotfreshashellonamonday”
Nobody is added to track 2 to save my family. I’ll just say “No balls, you won’t pull the lever”
I pull the lever
In that case it can still mean that they are calling the woman weak or something (I don't know what else it could mean) unless they pull the lever. And it would have basically the same affect as a dare, however I'd pull the lever if there was nobody on the second track (if I know nothing about someone then I wouldn't assume they are good or evil. I would pull the lever on the assumption they are just normal people who are just trying to live there life. Though on the other hand I don't need validation from others which makes me have some reason to not pull the lever out of spite, in the end though I'm not the type to kill someone's family especially for something one person did)
2:35 Prison License has gotta be the most insane thing ive heard all year and I love it
I imagine this actually happened in the past
NOT THE ANTI STEAMITE LMAOOOO BASED
god's chosen choo choo
These trains have been banned in 109 countries, but it is not their fault.
@@abdulwahabjag diesel engines are being replaced with handcarts
@@user-hm1zb8js5i. it's all fun and jokes until this guy comments on the reply with that pfp
@@user-hm1zb8js5iMy kid was expelled from a 109 different schools, but every time it's been the school's fault.😂 They are just persecuting my poor chosen child.
1 million rentoids who don’t tip on track 2
I pull the lever
The lever is phallic shaped, therefore pulling the lever is like pulling another man's co-
5 seconds are up :(
Plot twist: the lever moans and shoots white birth juice in the air like a gun
Therefore we kick it instead
Therefore we kick it instead
@@EvergreentheIceLeafDragon but that would be gay as that would be cbt
What if you’re the 10% of stoic stick enjoyers who is a woman
The homeless guy employed by you to commit small, gross acts is one of the of, if not the best character in the stoic stick cinematic universe
Quick question, do you have your moral conundrum licence? Thought not, fine em boys
The trolley problem, Sisyphus pushing a boulder, the grand hilbert hotel, and the ship of Theseus all-in-one!!! Sounds like a philosopher's dream!!!
You could probably also sneak in Achilles and the tortoise, like how close must Sisyphus get to the ship or the hotel before the Boulder rolls back on him? Theoretically there’s infinitely small measures of distance you could measure between himself and the “finish line” so to speak, so at what point will the Boulder roll back? Idk I’m not a philosopher if you couldn’t tell lmao
There are 5 Siamese twins, which makes you curious as to if you get 5 or 10 kills despite there being 5 bodies.
0 because Siamese twins don’t qualify as humans
Top 1000 wealthiest people on track 2 but whoever is pulling the lever is the soul recipient of all of their wills
This is a win fucking win
@@Xenon_Protobut you get nothing. It’s the guy who pulls the lever that gets it
Wow you would need to pick a heartless person to kill 1000 people for money
On the track
Man number 1- did not increased rent for single mom
Man number 2- He is okay, nice guy
Man number 3- He is not evading taxes
Man number 4- Is a women
Man number 5- Is melanino postive
Roam through the streets of Jerusalem. Investigate; search in her squares. If you find one person, any who acts justly, who pursues faithfulness, then I will forgive her.
gotta do it for man 2
@Dducksquad Well, I can agree with that. But I would also like to mention he who blasphems the against the son of man can be forgiven. He who blasphems against the father will not be forgiven. There are a few sins that are unforgivable.
So,for the problem at 7:14 I'm putting superman + 4 civilians on the other track, superman will stop (and destroy) the trolley, saving the other 4 people.
don't worry, the trolley has been insured specifically against superheroes (a couple months prior not to raise suspicion), so the trolley company would earn a bunch of money from this not insurance fraud
yeah but the trolley was made out of kryptonite and killed earths greatest hero and the planet is taken over by alien invaders
I wouldn't pull the lever
I would pull the lever because I am a massive shareholder.
As for the problem at 6:48, I've tied 42 FBI agents involved in your daily dose of healthy government-mandated surveillance along with 3 stock market underminers to track 2. On top of that, there are 56 unnamed people on track 2 who are not subscribed to Stoic Stick, and 13 who do not return their shopping carts and just leave them in the parking lot.
Lever pulled
MY family on one track, the other track has a million people on it. I tell you to pull the lever because you'll never get the chance to see such a bloodbath again.
7:50 on track 2 you can see the train doing a loopy loop without killing anybody, and my family is in track 1
the israel palestine trolley problem, what an explanation
i thought the same, such a great metaphor
nah u just dont understand war and arent comfortable with the fact that jews arent gonna allow a second holocaust. like the nazi/terrorism apologists are pretty insane and concerning ngl
Cringe and incorrect metaphor by people who get their middle east knowledge from Al-Jazeera and Vox
@@o11k *great metaphor for pro palestine people, i wouldn‘t consider myself this
Broken metaphor from someone who obviously does not understand the issue.
Bro, when are you making the race tier list?
I need to know where i stand.
Real he needs to rank them like a video game class
As long as he doesn't put rally racing anywhere lower than S-tier I'm glad.
I just want to be above English speaking Canadians. And i'll be happy.
@@christophelarochelle8052you can be above ontario
ok so this is very racist and definitely shouldn't be done but let's say in a hypothetical scenario where you had to do it unless the world would implode
1. asians: bigger brain, americans simp for them for some reason, not that much discrimination
2. white: white privilege however it got nerfed in the 2020 patch making the class no longer meta
3. black: high physical stats, can get a budget version of white privilege against white women however really suffers from the racism debuff
idk the other races
Amazing video, already finished it
Really love the Total Crime graph, very funny.
2:28 UK moment, I hate forgetting my lever-pulling licence, always leave it at home when I need it!
The first track will have the family, the second will have your entire local parliament. Easiest choice of my life, House of Lords, here I come!
Number 2 I would stop it instantly, let the shares drop to rock bottom buy up as much as I can, flip the switch again and profit. The shopping cart one I do every time, it's a grocery cart and a bobsled at the same time.
7:50 Probably just a member of the IRS on track #2
If i say I pull the lever it might be taken as a threat lol so lets just say no comment
I tie the warrant for your arrest to the second track; if you pull the lever then all evidence of you being a criminal is gone because they forgot to store it in an online database.
7:57 On the other track is the entirety of current American national politicians
God damn it you beat me to it
0:35 will the loopty loop revive the guys and do something good?
1:38 are the infinite people the shareholders? If yes, you should pull the lever. If not, you have an infinite army still.
4:56 can I move off the track?
5:32 Legally you should just walk away.
7:56 71,5 + π - 3 loopty loop destroyers on track two.
AIPAC trolly problem goes crazy
I would tie the like and subscribe buttons to the tracks to that when the trolley rolls over them the video performs better in the algorithm.
interesting scenario at 3:10, I wonder which geopolitical issue its based on :Clueless:
legend has it, if you pull the lever midway through the shift, the trolly will do a sick drift across both rails and you win a prison licence.
as of may 17th this is our 1844th year without you. you will be missed
7:50 My family, who dosn't return carts or every trolley coorporation enemy (min 100)
I pull the lever
That was a pretty sick loop-de-loop animation. Have you ever considered working for Mappa?
Greatest social commentary on the internet
Really glad to see
Homeless As A Service is a constant in the Stoicstickverse
Its a good day when stoic stick drops a video.
I will short $TRLY and then pull the lever to stop the train.
We’re really trolleymaxxing with this series now
I wonder if the steam engine trolley problem is a metaphor for a real life situation currently occurring...
Option 3: I procure my legally acquired train derailer from my car and derail every scenario.
Become ungovernable, become the derailman
6:42 always return them and this is why 😂 my partner isn’t the biggest fan of my trolley antics, surprised I haven’t fallen off or crashed into a random yet 😂
I love watching your videos while eating theyre the best
7:55
The other track has everyone in the world that isn't subscribed. You now have the opportunity to become the king of the new world run with only those you know like you.
All ai Sam o’nella clones/contet farms are on track two
Pull
"ok so basically the reason you shouldnt pull the lever is because ill donate an even larger amount and will threaten into paying you"
ah yes, moralmaxxing
Whichever option long term leads to the least surviving humans obviously.
3:37 Bro what the flip 💀😭
We must combat anti-steamitism ✊🏻
Together we can fix this
@@CCMapping yo wsp
Counter-argument: Nuh uh
I swear, these trolleys give a lot of problems
Damn you perspective! Damn you! (This user was unable to see the train loop)
on one track there is my family,on the other is a brick wall.
pulling the lever will make the trolley crash(a trolley emmits 100kg of co² per year killing 5people over the course of 30 years)
It's win-win.
81 million normal people on track 2. You may be a mass murderer by diverting the trolley to the second track, but you'll be world famous for having the highest death toll on your name.
If you pull the lever, a deadman switch activates a bot that runs my social media account and posts an image of you being depicted as a soyjack every 5 minutes.
On track 2, I place you Mr. Stick. Therefore you're not able to pull the lever and must instead pay me to not pull the lever.
7:58 Honestly, you could put as many people as you want and have the person pull the lever as long as the people tied down are all pdf files and grapists
The trolly problems were the friends we made along the way
4 innocent people vs every person who put milk before cereal
In order for Sisyphus to reach the point where he rolls back down the track, he would first have to get to the halfway point, then the halfway point between the halfway and end point, then the halfway point between that point and the end point, and so on. He will logically never reach far enough to roll back down in the first place.
7:50 All of the people on track 2 knowingly traumatized their own children and perpetuated the cycle of abuse
We are pro generational trauma on this channel so I dont pull the lever
Nah please make these videos way more often my supreme leader, would appreciate it.
real ones always return the shopping cart
Me when i move from the UK to America: 6:07
My family is on one side and Drake is on the other. Pull the lever. NOW.
I add a really annoying 12 year old to track 2, then i bribe the lever puller with 200k
one must imagine sisyphus happy
00:02 Exploring morality through trolley problems
01:11 Decision to pull lever vs. company profits
02:20 Unauthorized lever pulling leads to arrest and debt
03:33 Dilemma: Do you save one person who doesn't watch your videos or four viewers, including yourself?
04:44 Ethical dilemma of pulling the lever.
05:55 Choosing between societal duty and personal gain
07:06 Exploring extreme scenarios in trolley problem
08:17 Decision to divert or not
Crafted by Merlin AI.
Satire?
@@goldenfiberwheat238 skibidi level 200 rizz
Trolley problem idea: Your favourite youtuber on normal path vs Twin Towers on divergent path
I dont want a wife or kids, i just say “don’t pull the lever”
The trolley problem, I would place the ark of the covenant, a penny, and Greg on the track so as to blind the driver and send him off of the tracks where Greg would inevitably run to so that Greg dies but it looks less deliberate for corporate appearance sake, keeping the $TRLY stocks soaring.
I tie all my good clones to the track to finally conquer the world for the stick
8:25 I have a meme of this problem on my desktop.
Crazy opinion but I’m starting to enjoy this just as much if not more than the mythical Sam
Instead of criminals what if we include all of Wall Street ?
4 millionaires ate tied to the tracks and you have been written into each of theyre wills
for second problem, i wouls pull the lever, wait for stocks to go down, buy a crapton of them, and pull again and sell them, then repeat.
7:14 put every "pdfile" on earth on track 2 which also ensures the guy pulling the lever isnt a "pdfile" himself.
6million criminals on track two, my family on track one
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂underrated comment
that sounds a little steep, I'd say the line is at around 271,000
6 million criminals? In 5 meters of track? No freaking way.
You see, if you switch the track, you'll ve the god of the new world
@@crazeelazee7524 I imagine them getting compressed into a blackhole
You always go for the looptie-loop. I'm still a Humanitarian! I'm just more of a looptarian!
And you know, if you run down your subscribers, they can't unsub! I understand the logic.
There's a philosophical question to be asked within your decision to return the shopping cart while not saving the one guy that keep standing on track. It is apparent that they may have mental issue while it's clear that you're not the one who use shopping cart . This might be a social commentary on how people prefer to adhere to rule instead of morality
While my family may ve tied to one of the tracks, I have tied 5 people to the other track that falsely copyright strike videos on youtube for their own profit. The choice if yours.
Extremely based solution for the shopping cart one.
All French people vs my family
What if the lever was linked to an "useless machine", activating it will trigger a mechanical arm to reset its position ?
(Thus making your choice pointless)
Ill put you on the track and we all pull the lever
I will describe my wife and 3 kids as a police informant, the rest you already know..
Track 1: no one is at risk, no lives will be lost, but you will be equal in wealth and power to everyone, you won't be able to rule over anyone.
Track 2: You will be wealthier than anyone else, and will have power to shape society and other people's lives, ruling everything, but many people will suffer either by dying or by impoverishment.
Track number 2 has the dug up corpse of that us congressman who beat the other congressman with his cane in the 1850s
4:53 If you pull the lever you’re gay
5:03 don't pull the lever I am subscribed and liked the video
capitalism explained in 9:23 minutes
7:55
There are 6 discord moderators who frequently talk to underage children in unknown contexts on track one, and track two has my boyfriend and my three best friends. PLEASE PULL THE LEVER
If Sisyphus is constantly rolling a stone back and forth, wouldn't the stone just be worn down by friction over time?
i wonder what possible metaphor these could represent! Im really stumped!
This is gonna be good…
Btw first (and good content btw keep it up!)
One the one side of the trolley the family on the other one every human who does not fill creeper holes in Minecraft servers
What’s wrong with that as long as it didn’t blow up a building or road or something
If stoic stick is tied to the track and the trolley can be switched to an empty line, I would not pull the lever 😎
I will not elaborate
I think it's about time we did something about these steam engines.
we mastering in Psychology with this one bois