Dejon Paul Has A Severe Drinking Problem
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- Dejon Mustard Paul seems to be drinking a lot lately and people at No Jumper are starting to notice and are talking about it... This video is a breakdown of my assessment of Dejon Paul's recent drinking and why I believe it will be his downfall...
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“He’s gotta huge PEE PEE STAIN ON HIS CROTCH he’s standing up late at night with the fridge door swung wide open he’s eating a cold cheeseburger swaying bacc n forth with his eyes closed chewing on a cold cheeseburger ok that’s alcoholism” 😂😂😂😂 I wish he could do ten of these vids a day
i wanna get his patreon just because of this
@@dannygandolfini4517 It's comedy gold. I have it. 😊
lmao
Took allot to not wake everyone up laughing
@@jeremymayhem5599 lmao same here and im fried so its hard to not
he got a gallon of 211 steel reserve stored in his gullet like a pelican lol
😂😂
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This nigga said 211😂😂😂😅
Damn, I'm drinking a 211 right now. Not proud of it, but it is what it is.
I bet the alcohol turns up his zest level.... Get em Sheriff 💪
Dejon gives me Gay man vibes like “heyyy girl 💅🏽”
I think he’s fighting homosexuality😂😂😂
That boy is as sweet as the day is long...flakko flame remo...all of them man wtf is going on?!lmao
He was drinking the one called "Zesty" too. Seems like he was peacocking with that one. I bet he ordered really loudly so all the boys heard the zest.
😂😂😂 yea and he’s vicious buster
😂🤣
I love how sassive aggressive is just part of your vocabulary now.
Mine too
He got his own Lingo....😮
It's too good not to keep using 😂😂
Hellyea 😂
Bro your Dejon and Sharp impressions be killing me omg LMFAOOOOOO
Wait til you hear his CripMac!
The Dejom voice so on point
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he throw church in the sentence I be dying 🤣🤣
😂😂
Imagine being hungover and having to hear flakko... bro bro bro bro. Bro but bro listen bro listen listen bro bro
😭😭😭
Pure hell
Sss-sss-S-So look bright……….ri-r-right?
That honestly sounds like pure hell
That honestly sounds like pure hell
Eyes closed while eating a cold cheeseburger... That's alcoholism 😂😂😂
Big facts, church
The fact that the sheriff makes Dejon sound like Towelie from South Park kills me everytime
"don't forget to bring a report card"
I was thinking winning the Pooh, but Towlie is way more accurate 😂😂😂
I was thinking Elmo 😂
It gives Herbert the Pervert sometimes too LMAOOO
He kinda sounds like Mickey mouse to me but Towlie is the most accurate description😂
Been Fiending for new Point & Shoot
Needs to find more people to shit on so we can get more videos.
same here brotha
@@Travis89-ob5ttyeah literally 😂😂
Yup!!!YuuuuH. Me2 brothaaaa laughing the fucc off at sassy fat sasssquatch aka fatsquach aka super over heavyweight mega fatty sasquatch
no kizz
6:40 imagine being that hungover and having flakeo stuttering in your ear two feet next to u. 😂 God that was funny
I’d lose my mind 😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nope I'd leave 😂😂
😂😂😂
“Y’all killing me with this shit” 😭
Sassy Spicy Brown 💅🏾
lol what
😂@@xTriangle
Bro you are 100% right about alcohol being the last thing you wanna talk about if you’re hungover . Unless you’re an alcoholic .. I’ve been there and when I first started drinking you say you’ll never do it again because you’re so sick. As an alcoholic I was drinking right when I woke up
Whenever flakko says “h-h-h-here right!” it makes me so angry for some reason 😂
Me too. The reason for me is if you see him on anything else, he doesn't stutter at all, which is the complete opposite of what should be the case.
Annoying af
So look right feel me wait hold up so…. 😂😂😂 fuckin asshole
Everytime he talks for me
I hate him and not just because he's Muslim 😂
1:20 Standing up late at night with the fridge door swung wide open eating a cold cheeseburger. Swaying back and forth with his eyes closed is VIVID asf 😂
Point and Shoot is clearly the new Tupac.
Not gonna, definitely been there😂😂😂
I just did that a month ago on my day off it’a normal lol 😂
What I thought this was a normal everyday thing?
Something we ain't tryna picture fr 😂
My first actually looking at the grades… so Tyga got a 79, Vince Staples got a 75… and Schoolboy got a 66?!?! I’ll never even acknowledge that dumb ass report card exists again in life!!!
“I’ve clinically proven to weighing 175 pounds” 🤣🤣🤣 GET EM sheriff 🫡
the zoom ins on the portrait of him is diabolical work 💀💀
The most diabolical 💀💀💀💀
I don't know what's more outrageous Dijon claiming to be 175 pounds or Almighty claiming to be 185
Dejon is joking. He had multiple bag of chips fall out when he weighed himself. He said Almighty was close to his weight. Hes whooping on himself
I’m 5’7 and weigh 170 and I could probably bench press dodson
The Liabetes hour with him and Flakko
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
As a former 5’5 man weighing 290 at one point I promise it’s booze
You stopped drinking and it made you taller?
@Jerrid_8675 I love when that happens bro lol
@@Jerrid_8675 I wish but way thinner
@@intune6877great so once im sober im gonna lose all the weight I’ve been waiting my entire life to gain….? Smfh. I don’t wanna go back to being a stick….
You have to stay away from the dark liquor
“Do you understand?”
That phrase always makes me laugh. It's such a small detail of his arsenal too but it's the way that he pronounces and delivers it......for some reason just the way he says it just makes something as small as that standout hilariously.
@@mojojojo6400 i agree.
Oh yes, we understand
It hits like when the judge is reading the terms of your punishment during your sentencing!! LOLOLOL😂😂
Dejon and Flakko are always competing to see who is the best at dressing like the fattest baby in the room.
The fact that you’re sarcastic but serious and make good points, makes this shii even funnier
that report card sucks
Its decent
Babe wake up new point & shoot just dropped
🤔👍🏼
This channel lowkey makes nj entertaining only in this format tho
Facts
That picture of him wearing astroturf green sweater, is honestly one of the funniest pieces of content I've seen today. My guy built like a golf course, with the voice of a teenage suburban girl, trying to sound like they're from the hood.
😂😂😂😂😂 I feel for him though. Nothing like stuttering Flakko making circular contradictory arguments to himself on hyper-stutter mode when you're hungover 😂
The dissection of someone character gets brutal when it comes to point & shoot 😂😂💯
He’s the spokesman for use who hate this clowns lol we all thinking it
Ya gotta love that SH!T....😮
The zoom in's kill me too 😂😂 it's so petty but hilarious
When he ran off 😭 this Ninja is shaped like a refrigerator!
Imagine being hungover while having to listen to flakko stutter lmfaoo, id go for another drink too 🤣
Dejon sounds oike Herbert the Pervert from family guy lol
My Dumbass is a Die-hard FG fan and I don't think I ever knew his name....thank U....😮
ayo facts fr tho lmao i didnt expect anyone to respond to this its the facts tho @@REDSOX-1
@@REDSOX-1really 😢 he a gem
Dijon would never let a cheeseburger go cold
"I got a huge problem with that"
Classic P&S.
Cut down then.."OK, do you understand" gets me everytime!
He’s going to start grading liquor brands next
😂
Brooo😂😂😂😂
They should call him and Flakko Redundant and Repetitive, cause he doesn’t matter and Flakko stutters
Crazy to think this is what Humpty Dumpty has turned into.
"alright so dejon nearly breaks the fucking scale" 😂
6:02 The way the liquor started just underneath the cross to GULPS below it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
Hahaha. Chewing on a cold 🍔 with the fridge door swung wide open
I thought he was talking to me 😶🌫️🥴
Flakko s purple & green outfit is completely insane 🫨
I never seen that emoji before....😮
I couldn't believe it when i saw it. It was some of that " Awful lot of cough syrup" crap. Looked like something your grandmother knitted and you don't want to hurt her feelings.
Yeah, how did those Shrek pants go without getting completely
Eviscerated ?
This man having less than 50k subs is a literal CRIME! Theres no excuse We gotta share these vids! Give'm the incentive to make more content!
he is actually growing kinda decent :) at least its organically because blowing up happens so rarely and is not the best for the channel imo. With that you will have a strong fanbase that supports you over a long time period and thats very important.
dont get me wrong i want to see this guy win aswell but he also is kinda making videos in a niche topic with roasting adam16 shitsfest.
Once he will expand his content he will get interest from more people what will grow subs even faster and im looking forward what bro will do in the future.
he clearly got talent and is funny af because i dont really give 1 sht about adam16 and his circus but somehow still watch every video here laughing my ass off haha.
damn didnt even want to write so much but i just like this guy and his channel.
have a great day man much love and bless yall!
@@peeron6829 I agree. It just sucks 2 c adam16 & other degenerates have so many subs and make more $$ etc ... just saying he deserves more for sure! I just don't believe 50k is indicative of this man's potential! Hes 1 of a kind!! But ur right I guarantee he has the respect of all his viewers, something adam16 n the rest will NEVER have! P&S leads the charge of us invested in a16's pathetic downfall!
100k before the end of the summer
@@FlipNasty1 yea if he uploaded more often he'd prob been there by now but the algorithm is a b!tch n it likes a steady upload schedule.. but if we all do our part he'll get there! same w/ Sewer King.. they r both the best! They're goin places
Snacks and Cognac
Right -The 'oppertunity' to be shopped around to record labels by Dejan is The chance of a lifetime 🤣
And all you gotta do is sign up lol
The voice you make for him is top tier😂spot on
Sounds like Cleveland browns son
Salute the Sheriff y’all! 🫡
He never misses....🫡
Great video bro, content is always good and you got some good takes. Only thing is @ 4:45 you forgot to mute the NJ clip while giving your commentary, couldn’t really hear what you were saying
Shout Outs and Salute to the Sheriff, Point & Shoot. They're looking for Flakko - Fed. Case Brown v. Tokpah. They just issued a new summons for Flakko.
Lmfao he does know that if he has "baby fat" it means he's been pregnant previously...lol I wouldn't doubt it but...
That 4th grade school picture gazing off into the heavens mmmuahhhhh magnificent
“sassive agressive” is PURE GOLD
Dear Mr. The sheriff, thank you for this investigation. As a drinker myself, at some point you just say fuck it and drink everyday. If you drink like me and spicy honey mustard do than you cannot sleep if your not drunk and that’s the problem. Either you don’t drink and your awake for two days in withdrawls feeling like your drank two bangs or you just get drunk and sleep.
Unlike spicy brown I’m not in California with money. I’m in dirty ass south Mississippi, there is nothing to do. I can go to the mall or gamble but that’s about it. I work and I drink because where I’m at typing this rn I am 20 minutes from the nearest Walmart just to add to the vast wasteland i live in. The nature is nice but the lack of shit going on is the worst problem. If I was in cali I’d be exploring, urbex and bmx, I’d be at the beach swimming and just living the cali beach life smoking mad weed I’d still drink probably but like I’d be out there doing Cali shit. Alcoholism is for bum ass mfs like me in the south with fuck all else going on besides holding a job and being a half decent person
Like honestly there is maybe 10 things to do in my town. After you’ve done all 10 things 5 times your kinda over it. I can sit at the crib and bump music and play video games on my off day when I’m sober, or I can get drunk as shit and do the same thing and make time pass faster. I like tripping and rolling but like weed and booze gets me through boring days. I’ve been in the same area 24 years ain’t shit to do and ain’t shit new
My 1st point and shoot premiere, shout out the Sheriff 🙌🏽
I've never seen someone literally subtract more than 100 pounds from their own weight while talking about his weight. Wild lol
😂
Luckily I’m an alcoholic but don’t get hung over lol
4:47 The audio from the clip of spicy brown is making it really hard to hear your comments. Great video as always though.
These videos are addicting i watch an episode 3 or 4 times
We have been patiently waiting for your return Sheriff
It is great to know that Adam16 nor Wack48 have taken you hostage and that you are still here.
Haha his little arms and tiny hands.
And his size 6 little footsies
Lmfao, your Sharp impersonation is spot on.. I love it.. lmao😂😂😂
It's not like being drunk at 10:30 am isn't fun AF
To be honest if I had to sit next to flakkos sandals with no socks ☠️☠️☠️
or witness an infinite stutter for more than 5hours a week…..
I'd probably drink as much as possible too 😂😂
Lmao the zoom ins on all the faces always has me dying. 😂😂 especially with Flakko and Dejon
Omg I've been patiently waiting to see some content from you pop up. You be leaving us hanging to long. Great content always
same here lol i just commented the same thing been waiting.. i was hoping adam16 or wack48 didnt get him
That boy point and shoot be so ready to post these videos he forgot to edit some audio out 😂
That voice impersonation is hilarious and spot on 😂😂😂
I love when you do the Mickey voice for Dejon Paul.
I spit out my drink everytime you do an impression of Sharp i swear it's so fcknn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh, the portrait cropping in when the video starts is the funniest editing I’ve seen in a while😂
Loved the Lush call in homie!
Yeah that was great!
"FUCK THIS REPORT CARD, I DONT GIVE A FAAAAAUWKKK! IM HERE FOR ADAM!"
wow drinking at 10:30am... that's how you know you are starting to have a problem
Or its a special occasion like going to work!
The Dejon voiceover has me in tears 😭 I’m legit dying laughing 🤣💀
Wow man thanks for the back to back of The sassive-aggressive turdrex. ( T-Rex and poop emogi) That thing has to be stopped he's completely out of control and for some reason he's in control of the show AND he thinks he's cool 🤦🤦♀️. Stop him P&S we're counting on you!!
Another great one keep it up man!!
Charging Dejon with being sassive aggressive is wild.😂🤣😭 Please keep bringing No Jumper and friends to Justice Sheriff
Dijon mustard with the mickey mouse voice😂😂😂
“Bruh it’s 10 30” 😂🫡
Thank you sheriff for doing God's work 😢 im getting emotional 😭 😂😂😂😂
6:53 lol Imagine being that hungover and having to listen to Flako? Yikes!
The impressions everytime get me 😂😂
“Swaying back and forth eating a cold cheeseburger in of an open fridge in the middle of the night is the definition of alcoholism” 🤣😂🤣😂 broooo you took me out 🤣😂🤣 hilarious!!!!
Much Love Y'all!!
🙌🏽🤎🙌🏽
sheriff we need some more 1090 jake exposed vids! no matter what keep uploading! best youtuber ever
I love that you had a mickeys 40 on the thumbnail😅
Binge watching your content, hands down you are the best "Roaster" I have seen on TH-cam so far! Your impersonations are freaking on point!! You are a Master of your Art, really 👌👌👌😁
"this report card SUCKS" lmfao
2 "rappers" will show up. The winner will immediately be taken to his basement for the "Warner meeting". There He will inform them he is Warner and hes pitching this meeting and unfortunately they will be catching.
"You need to leave " voice anybody seen that video
Dijon looks like a character from those Mountain Dew AI videos.
this channel is so on point and necessary 🤣
Flacid Flakko's Grinch pants at the 8 minute mark are wild.
Suspect is most definitely NOT the father
😂 Yo the liquor has a death grip. Good Job. A lot of these characters on No Jumper need their ego’s checked. Keep up the good work. They might see the light
thank you sheriff
Ayo the voices you're making for people are craaaazzzzyyyy😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 he's hilarious
Your Sharp impression is 💯
7:20 to be fair that’s how I feel when Funky Fred is speaking, or trying to speak…
U gotta do better editing
Dawg you may actually be the funniest TH-camr. The impersonations, timing, and honesty is unparalleled.
Can't wait for the video 📸