Poetik Flakko Gets Destroyed By Lush One
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- THIS IS SCRIPTED COMEDIC SATIRE. NOTHING I SAY IN THIS VIDEO IS A STATEMENT OF FACT.
Frederick Jallah (Poetik Flakko) tries to press The Bot and ends up losing BIG TIME. Wait til you see THIS!
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bro the way you flame these guys is absolutely hilarious 😂
No way!! Brandon in this bih lets go
B-Buck inna buildin lesgo baby
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If they acted like men it wouldn’t be so easy. They act like grown females all day long fr fr and then they show there meats to Adam 16
On God he on they ass 😂😂😂
Flakko Legs don’t make Anatomical sense 😂😂😂
Lmao gotta see the video of him racing against some girl that use to work there ... Dudes like 5'5 350 pounds and 250 of it is in his thighs 😭🤣
@@SeibertzGina views she fell on her face 😂
I GOTTA see that X ray!! There’s just no way, God!
'I cant stand the rain' ahh legs
@@Thatdudewiththedogs bros got triceratops legs
“Shut up Dodson… no one cares what you have to say.” 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂
I felt that one heavy 😂😂
Just flame roasted him for bein there
I lost my shit
Lmao
Bro said "Flakko's legs don't make any sense" 😂
Hes also got these tiny hands that are white on the bottom wtf
“How are those even possible” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He said giant tree trunks 😂😂😂😂😂
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I’m actually super impressed that Flakko got his legs in those pants.
Dude got on spandex
Got to be custom made
Them shits painted on
@@rogerbruce940😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Newjerseyblows"he takes em to tailor like u alrdy know what to do."
Flakko looks like the type to unalive you then eat you 5 days later because he loves leftovers that much.
😂😂💀
Flakko doesn’t look like anyone who’d unalive anyone else. He looks like the kid who got herbed growing up for being either an immigrant or just a goober, and took that to heart. Now he makes a point of lashing out against the kind of people he loathed as a child, while also trying to constantly reinvent himself based on what he thinks people will gravitate towards… in reality he’s a pathetic clown who’s farts in poorly ventilated rooms are the closest he’s ever gotten to killing anyone.
This funny ass comment 😂
But wait tho, here right
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Lmaooooo *** bbbbbbbb-but wait tho ....😂😂😂
He's a clown 😂😂😂
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LMFAOOOO you can’t keep up a lie with a stutter man its counter productive to the brain usage 😭
That slow mo of Dodson biting his lip & fanning himself at the thought of 2 men grappling on the floor was hilarious 😂
Hide yo wife, hide yo kids
@@Chazer45 lol,hide the Husband's from the looks of things.😉
Lush is obliterating all these people. Bring him back!
Lush the goat 🐐 fr
He a hoe for going back after being fired live
If seals had legs I’d imagine they’d look like flakkos lol
Tf 😂😂😂😂
You mean a walrus
Manatee
Bing mf O
😂😂😂😂😂
But but but but but wait though but wait though
no but wait hohohohold on though right so
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s-s-s-s-s-sssso look right…
No right so he-he-here right. Look ho hol hold on ri righht
His stutter is a tell that shows how nervous he is extremely annoying to hear🤦🏿♂️💯
Flakko saying he wouldnt fight when he literally called lush out for a fade at no jumper 😂😂😂
That was before he added Charleston White's Shtick to his amalgamation of different men that he looks up to's personalities, that is Poetik Flakko
Flako was terrified when asking for a fade to lush. But now that lush pulled up on Dodson, Flako already making excuses to avoid fades
Bro you're delusional
Flakko always sells wolf tickets to folks he knows won't press him physically.
@@UnCreativeDeconstructionism you're delusional lush us scared
@@Jay-xy4hxlush is clearly not scared, flakko is stuttering when he is nervous and he’s constantly stuttering throughout the whole video. Thunder thighs is sweating in his XXXXL clothes
He’s not built to run a fade bro like his body will not let him do that physically.. like why lie bro our eyeballs tell us what you won’t
I know Lush from Battle Rap, and he's been around a ton of fire lyricists, and it doesn't surprise me how he can be witty at times and have good rebuttals💯
Yea he’s legit good he impressed me, although the bar in my head was set low, he really impressed me.
@@prsee5969 💯💯💯
Almighty Dodson🤣🤣
Not cool bro
Dodson or Datsun? 🤣🤣🤣💀
@@sin1er wtf is almighty Datsun suppose to mean? lol
Yes it’s almighty Dodson.
Cuz he looks like the hide your kids hide your wife guy
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@@sin1er look up Antoine Dodson
Flakko is such a punk. He does anything that protects his "friends" like boom and academics, but then goes after innocent people like lush cause he thinks it'll score him points with the 16 and Dijon probably. What a weirdo he is.
Flakko lore goes so deep, fake identity, fake gf, fake fades etc.
Poetik grimace, almighty dodson, cocaine bot, pillsbury dough boy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
pillsbury aunty
Flakko got the burger hiding pants on
Female burger hiding pants*
built like squidward when he smacked all them krabby patties
At this point we riding for Lush. He ain’t been catching L’s like they want him too
Dijon look like a swollen pack of spearmint gum
He looks like the mints you get for free when you pay for your food in the diner.
@@UnCreativeDeconstructionismlmfao he’s an Olive Garden mint for sure
Lmao Damn 😂
Man listening to Flakko talk is like using a computer printer with low ink cartridges. You can hardly make out the words he's trying to say.
Point and Shoot is now Flako's #1 opp.
P and s is in serious trouble
@@dirtmarc4436 P and S?
@@tjblackmore7863 point & shoot goofy 🤪
20:33 Adam gets a haircut. It's a fabulous piece. It's three bucks.
*Yeah looks about right for a 3 dollar haircut.* 💀
Imagine how down bad you gotta be to be a fan of Flakko.
Your impressions of all of them is hilarious
I didnt kno dejon mustard was gay
he makes it obvious
I guess that explains his sassiness. Makes all the sense
Wack kept saying it on The Adam n Wack show 😂😂😂
@@nelsonperez5883 you actually watch that shit?
@@God4FT3Ryea Wack is very entertaining
“He’s lies a lot because he’s from Liberia get it” 😂
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I reeaaalllly want Dodson to start pressing “Fucko” like he did back in the day. He has all this big boy energy for Lush…I want to see him act the same with Suspect 🧐
He not allowed to.
Adam16 won't allow poeticcrackhoe to be hurt on his watch unless it's on plug talk
The Sheriff is taking no prisoners today
Flakko 👖s so tight they look like leather 👖 s
Blud fr turns xtrawides into leggings
How is your knee bigger than your waist 🤣😭😂
Those are legs? I thought they were deployed air bags. Was he born without knee caps?
Flakko pants look like Mayo in a ziplock bag
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I would of respected Flako if at any point he caught a fade w/ the real problem for him , Sus.
I thought you were gonna say “the real problem for him… stuttering “
@@blackcaesar3624 DAYUM
He let the all mighty SUSpicious talk down to him and disrespect him like no other. Bro...Lil Kelpy punked and stood up to and never ever respected all mighty SUS. Kelpy exposed SUS. "You aint got no bitches" lolll Yo! Kelpy>Sus
He needs to catch a fade with them calories
He might beat sus up, they're both corn corn
Flakko got Michelin man legs
Yall fr got me crying lmaooo
Almighty is the first black man to have no lips…..
He's black ?
@@numu-xw5ge& white
@zRedBxll his mom is white since when
@@Jay-xy4hxsince birth
Nah. my homie ain’t go no top lip
"sex parties? Nobody invited me to no muthafucking sex parties. I need a drank" - Dijon mustard
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I'm starting to think that lush is a undercover sheriff 🤔
Sheriffs don’t go undercover fool
Lush is a deputy
He did say point and shoot out loud when the ON 6 0 guy was trying to show Adam what they were talking about without saying it using his hands 👉🔫
Dejon’s moose knuckle 😂😂😂😂
Lush been taking W’s! I saw that episode yesterday & flakko was trynna go at him hard 😂😂
"He's hugley against fighting...........this year." 😂😂😂
Lush took the biggest L by going back on no jumper
Pause
Flakko legs look like when squidward couldn't stop eating the crabby patties 😂😂
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When flakko thighs on the screen i cant focus on anything else, this is outta control
Pause
Weirdo
Huh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Been watching you from the bushes for a long time now. I must say.. your voice, delivery, and level of sarcastic humor is iconic 😂😂 Happy to see your channel going up! 🎉
Lush dressed like Yeat if he was a crackhead
You can tell flakko practiced that speach when he called out lush for the fade, he didnt studder once
Flakkos knees are like 36 inches. Not round but in width. Yeah and the camera angles🤔🤔
You have an excellent point there shooter😂🤣😭
Another great vid!!
Dude you're tripping. I've done my own sheriff investigation and Flakko most certainly has no knees. Probably why his legs done make anatomical sense.
Ya I think he was born without knees. Each leg is about 150lbs of pure compacted lard. His lard is so compacted it allows his legs to support his weight and still be able for his legs to bend without having knees
@@danielstokes6934 that's hilarious 😂
@PeotikkFlakkosNameisDavidJalla ya got your first sub now don't let me down 😁😁
Look bro, I'm almost 40 at this point and I have only had the most passing of interests in No Jumper or anything like it. But your content has made me actually laugh out loud over (lovingly) the dumbest shit. Your impressions get me every time. Keep em coming, pls.
Absolutely
Dejons Camel Toe!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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bruh according to that court document flakko could be 31 or 32 when on no jumper he said he was in his early 20s. wtf going on
He's clearly not 24 like he claims
He probly was like 25 in highschool, I bet he hiding from possible statutory grape charges. Hed have been way older than his classmates
There is no way he’s early 20s. He’s gotta be early to mid 30s
He’s obviously lying about his age. He said he graduated Highschool in 2015 that would mean he was born in 1997 or late 1996. If he’s 24 that means he’s born in 1999 or 2000. One thing about ppl who lie about their age is they slip up.
According to the court documents he’s 30 or 31 so he would be born in 1993 or late 1992. First time I saw him I thought he was in his late 20s. But when he said he was 23 or 24, I believed him because a lot of fat people tend to look older than their age. When I was 22 girls mistook me for 29 back when I was a fat.
You can smell flako from here..he definitely needs the fade..
This mf is so unintentionally funny😂😂😂 “shut up Dotson” I’m fuckn dead
Man, the no jumper crew was wild in this live chat. They had to switch things up everytime we called them out. Watch the feed for yourself. Weed them out, it won’t be too hard I promise you.
7:06 If Flakko came to the US when he was 9 years old in 2002 that means he was born in 1993 which makes him 31 years old this year. I thought he was claiming he was in his mid twenties? 🤔
Flakko with the Squidward in the crabby patty vault legs 😂
Bingo !!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol my thighs
Bruh you clowning them lames keep it up I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
Flako looks the same height sitting as when he stands up cuz his butt is huge its basically a booster seat, it boosts him up about 2 feet.
“SHUTUP DODSON! No one cares what you have to say!” 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😂
Daaaaaaamn yea flakko is going to be cooked for this eventually , do you understand ? Sheriff ?
Lush has proven to be a valuable asset to the point and shoot faction. He continually has exposed the 16s group of henchmen iterally as a pathological stuttering liars and made them look like total buffoons.
I've been into battle rap since I was a teen and its so cool to see Lush, someone who is so well known in the scene, just running through these fools lol
also FLAKKOS HEAD IS FCKN HUGE BRO! Look how big his head is compared to the dude he's sitting next to. Man's built all sorts of crazy 😂😂😂
Said Flakko looks like an uncooked rotisserie chicken from the waist down 😂😂
“This conversation really revv’d his engine” lmfao this is just too good
Sheriff rolls in with that big iron on his hip
Bro said his legs don’t make any sense I’m crying brooooo stop!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Sheriff's in town y'all!
“His legs don’t make anatomical sense” bruhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Highlight of the video fr 😂😂😂😂
I would like to hear a Dr. explain what's going on, I think he's retaining water, I just can't fathom legs being that big. He doesn't even have knees
Dawg i genuinely laughed out loud at “moose knuckle” 😂😂😂
I like how the sheriff says “the video WE made” and “OUR video”
Flakko make JNCO jeans look like leggings
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣😂
I guess Adam and friends are threatening the Sheriff 😂😂😂
Can u PLEASE do a video breaking down Flakko’s paperwork. The community needs that information. Enuff is enuff.
Lies n' Thighs!!! Lies n' Thighs!!! He needs to be exposed!
The Dijon Paul impression kills me EVERY SINGLE TIME 😂
FLAKO WIT DEM GINORMOUS LEGS LIKE WTF BRO 😂😂😂😂
Bruh... yo channel has never ceased to make me laugh hysterically.
When point & shoot does a Dejon Paul impression it always cracks me up😂😂😂
“Nobody invited me to no motherfucking sex party” (Spicy Brown voice)
17:00 that got me rolling 😂💀💀
Aye yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao excellent Reginald VelJohnson reference. Took me back to my youth, watching Family Matters as a child. And a fantastic observation! Keep up the good work, sheriff🤙
Everytime you say Almighty Dodson I lose it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lush Kalled Out Both Flakko N Dejon To Their Faces. Besides The Fade He Lost He's Undefeated In His Return
damn Lush really pulled the reverse uno on Flakko 😅
Flakko legs look like 2 Thanksgiving turkey's....😂😂😂
What we need to see is Flako and Dejon fight. 😂
i’ve been binge watching, too hilarious bro omg
Flako Had That Pun Energy Now He Got AD On Ground Energy
16:37 😂😂 best part of the whole video
Wait so did Dodson ever throw hands with the bot!? Did I miss something??
Right....I went searching....😮
They said they did but they didn't, lush said he lost and sus knocked him down 4 times but lush also said he manned up and got his shots in yet neither of them have a single scratch, cut, black eye, or fat lip. Just a guy with a wrapped arm and the other guy hiding under a bandana. They faked meeting up to fight, I can't believe people are believing this WWE soap opera stuff.
Bro you are a content genius your zoom ins on the unphotogenic freeze frames is crazy
How does a person like Flakko got a pocast 😂🤦♂️
He has a calm soothing voice and a beautiful god like physique.
@@danielstokes6934 😂
While it is true Flakko is vengeful and I'm sure this in part motivated by spite. I think there is another layer to this. I suspect he is threatened by the fact that Lush was brave enough to go through with something he won't. He scared that someone will bring light to that and is trying to preemptively belittle what Lush did so that it can't be used against him.
Flakko aka Stanky Franky!
Nice 👍😂
Ngl if someone was trying to insinuate that I was a pedophile or rapist or anything close I would want to fight to 🤷🏿
Im crying. He said Dejons moose knuckle. 😂😂
Lol hes so jealous that Lush did some gangsta shit because he'd never have the balls to do something like that 😂
I almost died when you put that picture next to that guy's face 🤣🤣🤣🤣it's too accurate😂😂😂
Flakkos legs built like Squidward sneaking into the Krabby Patty Vault -.-
We need to throw a festival for the sheriff, always bringing us quality S tier content. Keep wrangling up those hooligans.
Flakko is always smelling his upper lip because his breath stinks
Dodson said if you whisper flacco three times in Churches Chicken you get two free thighs!!!😂😂😂
I just so happened to have stumbled across this page THIS GUY POINT & SHOOT IS HILARIOUS HIS SARCASM IS UNMATCHED AND HIM MIMICKING PPL BE DEAD ON POINT I LOVE THIS CHANNEL 🤦🏾♀️🤞🏾🤞🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙👍🏽
“And this is another reason why he’s Dodson” 🤣🤣🤣 you a fool !
Lmao I re-watch so many of these. The impersonations are too good.