Timestamps: 1:48 Putting the towel on your shirt 2:23 Starts Spraying your hair with water 3:42 Damps Your hair 4:01 Ready to cut your hair 5:00 Cuts your hair. 5:35 Brings the Massage Curler 5:49 Uses Massage Curler on you 6:20 Takes a tiny bag out 6:41 takes out massage instrument 6:52 Talks about the history of the massage instrument 6:59 asks you to stay still so he can use the massage instrument 7:02 using the massage instrument on you 7:29 uses the use the massage instrument 7:32 you decline (I think) 7:43 uses the massage instrument on your cheeks 8:18 more cutting 9:42 even more cutting 10:52 takes out the spray bottle out 10:55 starts spraying your hair with water 11:12 starts cutting your hair with a comb 12:13 takes out shaving cream 12:29 Uses spray on your face 13:15 shaving cream squirts into a bowl 14:41 puts it on your face Im tired so I’ll continue this later!
Its time to finish it off 15:15 razor blade 15:41 taking off the cream 16:42 looking up and shaveing around the neck i guess idk? 17:03 takeing of axis with spray 17:13 talking about like face treatment preparation 18:05 demo roller thing 18:41 demo rolling the u g l y face 19:10 spray bottle again 19:29 turmeric face mask 20:27 dip and slip on face with turmeric face mask cream 21:38 forgets your existence for 45 mins over a stupid phone call 22:10 tapping on S O L I D ass dried face mask 22:31 spray to break the solid mask 23:13 info on the tumeric face mask: avoid leaveing on for more then 15 mins 23:27 face of oh crap 23:55 gel for hair 24:12 putting on head 24:30 spray stuff for head 24:44 wooden brush 24:56 Brushing the UGLINESS off 25:19 done 26:26 get out of my barbershop 26:41 have a bad day Your welcome, and don't forget to smile! :D i finished the timestamps probably because the person forgot to finish it so I finished it for yall!
@@DevinFox-we9iy im not tryna be like those nerds who correct constanly but just for next time it's "Thanks!" Alright? And if there's any problems with that reply to me back
Its crazy to think ive been watching ryan since he made his dvd collection video 3 years ago he is the goat of asmr (yes i watched all 2 hours of that video)
@@Haytam450 can more than one person not have the same thought? as a creator i would love to get the same comment more than once, that's how i know a joke really landed with many people
"They're DISGUSTING" is crazy
“Is crazy!” “It’s diabolical!” -Children of 2024.
Gee wiligers -grampas of 1960
I live in your attic.
@@Haytam450 so whats life in the attic like
@@tyrano.30your attic is hard to live in bro like why is there so much stuff I can’t live here anymore
"no they're ugly" 😭😂😂 cracked me up
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
lol
Where???
@@suvarn6000:36
@@suvarn6000:36
"no they're ugly" hit on a personal base💀
Yeah same
roleplay so good it got me annoyed instead of sleepy
Same
NO because I literally saved this to watch later instead of my ASMR playlist because I KNEW I wouldn't be sleeping to this lmaaoo
Damn lol
Timestamps:
1:48 Putting the towel on your shirt
2:23 Starts Spraying your hair with water
3:42 Damps Your hair
4:01 Ready to cut your hair
5:00 Cuts your hair.
5:35 Brings the Massage Curler
5:49 Uses Massage Curler on you
6:20 Takes a tiny bag out
6:41 takes out massage instrument
6:52 Talks about the history of the massage instrument
6:59 asks you to stay still so he can use the massage instrument
7:02 using the massage instrument on you
7:29 uses the use the massage instrument
7:32 you decline (I think)
7:43 uses the massage instrument on your cheeks
8:18 more cutting
9:42 even more cutting
10:52 takes out the spray bottle out
10:55 starts spraying your hair with water
11:12 starts cutting your hair with a comb
12:13 takes out shaving cream
12:29 Uses spray on your face
13:15 shaving cream squirts into a bowl
14:41 puts it on your face
Im tired so I’ll continue this later!
Its time to finish it off
15:15 razor blade
15:41 taking off the cream
16:42 looking up and shaveing around the neck i guess idk?
17:03 takeing of axis with spray
17:13 talking about like face treatment preparation
18:05 demo roller thing
18:41 demo rolling the u g l y face
19:10 spray bottle again
19:29 turmeric face mask
20:27 dip and slip on face with turmeric face mask cream
21:38 forgets your existence for 45 mins over a stupid phone call
22:10 tapping on S O L I D ass dried face mask
22:31 spray to break the solid mask
23:13 info on the tumeric face mask: avoid leaveing on for more then 15 mins
23:27 face of oh crap
23:55 gel for hair
24:12 putting on head
24:30 spray stuff for head
24:44 wooden brush
24:56 Brushing the UGLINESS off
25:19 done
26:26 get out of my barbershop
26:41 have a bad day
Your welcome, and don't forget to smile!
:D i finished the timestamps probably because the person forgot to finish it so I finished it for yall!
Thaks
"there's a starrrrrmannnnnn waiting in the skyyy"
@@YTM3chanical
Wydm?
@@DevinFox-we9iy im not tryna be like those nerds who correct constanly but
just for next time it's "Thanks!"
Alright? And if there's any problems with that reply to me back
as the son of a barber, I can confirm that we do indeed act that this when we're forced to work sundays
Really? Wow I hope you’re not fired
@@PangasiusParoonPretty sure they were joking
@@You-il5rd joking about the acting but I am indeed the son of an ex barber... Thanks COVID 😞
Challenge: wear green clothes use green triggers but with a green screen and let us sit back confused not knowing whats going on ^^
This ☝️
This needs to be done. NOW
"What- N- No, these cheeks... The Hell is wrong with you?" LOLL.
He looked so offended
I was trying to find a comment like this!! 😂
Its crazy to think ive been watching ryan since he made his dvd collection video 3 years ago he is the goat of asmr (yes i watched all 2 hours of that video)
The "I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I'm treating everyone nice" at the end got me lol
The addittion of extra sound effects really improves the viewing experience. Well done!
"No, they're ugly," made me crack up
Copied
There are 2 comments with the same subject already, can't you be just a little bit more original?
@@Haytam450Same replies like everyone can’t U be a little original ?
@@Azaria80 It's not the same reply, whatchu on?
@@Haytam450 can more than one person not have the same thought? as a creator i would love to get the same comment more than once, that's how i know a joke really landed with many people
4:31 that look lmaoo 😂😂
I’m about to go to sleep and Ryan just posted a new video, the best feeling! My favorite channel ever🫶🏻
15 seconds in and I'm already laughing 😭❤ ur the king of rude asmr fr.
Wow, an upload within 4 days?!? Unexpected but appreciated 😁
That side eye was personal 😭😭😭4:30
Damn straight it was
I was just watching Your Old Videos when this Notification Poped Up Saying You Uploaded. How Convenient!
Bro the picture of the hair cut we wanted him to do 😂😂
Its 1.23am here in the UK. Just arrived home slightly worse for wear.....saw this video & within a split second belly laughing 😂
LOL you had me dying at the photos on the phone
the "they are disgusting" sent me 😂
It’s not my fault you were born that way …
I began to cry of laughter 😂😂😂
Favorite asmr creator
Just found your channel to day and I can already tell I am so happy to be here. Your facial expressions are the best. 😂
Today is my Birthday 🎉🎉
Its mine too 😁. I hope you have a blessed day today, have fun bro, life is shorter than you think. ❤
Happy birthday to you both
Mine to Happy BIRTHDAY to all of us 🎉🎉🎉
happy birthday 🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉happy birthday
One of the best ASMR haircut video I ever watch, thank you ❤
Whenever this guy insults me, example: He says i’m ugly. I just pull out the uno reverse and put my screen in front of a mirror😂💀
Hey Ryan Love your videos bro! Congrats on your new house too!
no your the queen of England
Another one of these is just what i needed 🙏
The day I see Ryan in a movie I will be set for a lifetime!
I love your roleplays Ryan
NEW VIDEO LES GO!!!
4:11 sound so good
Finally another rude barber video I love these videos keep them coming ❤ Ryan
4:56 yo that's a hell of an insult! 🥲
Ngl you did your thing I love this video 😮💨
This shirt looks nice on you !
Bro did not have to do us that badly 😭
Bro struggles to make a rude asmr video because he is very kind ( this is a compliment)
"Money trees is the perfect place for shade, and that's just how I feel..."
Standing on business fr🗿
Haven’t seen it yet, but Ryan uploaded!. It’s a good day lol.
Fredsvoice would be proud fr
Bro wasnt even rude he was js brutally Honest😭😭😭
You’re kinda right he was just kind of brutally honest
😢
This was nice and relaxing :) Any tips for a new asmrtist?
I’m rating this 1 star
You should do some Lofi haircut role plays 😊
Garbage truck backing up is wild omg 😂
Bro a menace still love watching ur videos
'Just buy a house.' XD
Man this takes me back to my entire life at my childhood home
Do more old barber haircuts plz 🙏
The reference photo made me bust out laughing 😂
Petition for another rude waiter roleplay
4:31 the look
"just gonna get those cheeks. no these cheeks" so funny
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Good night!❤️🤟🍄😙🥰😘🫶🫶😘🥰😙🍄🤟❤️
,❤,😅🎉 😂❤😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤❤😂❤😂❤😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂😂❤😂😂😂❤😂😂❤😂😂❤❤😂😂❤😂❤❤😂😂❤😂❤❤😂😂❤😂❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:31 got me dying😂😂😂😂
Stil saying it and wil keep saying it but u fr would be a good actor in real movies ❤
Love it ryan! As always funny and relaxing. You rock. 😊
"Appointment?" 😆
"They're very ugly" hahahahahah 😂😂😂
Congrats on 800k!
I subscribed on accident.
Though I don't regret it.
Ahh yes! A worthy opponent 🎉
Ryan can u do a Hank Schrader ASMR, u fit his vibe and his laugh so 👌👌👌🥹🥹🥹 xDd
bro u the only male asmrtist i watch cuz u a funny a-- dude
Damn, I LOVE how Rude this is!! awesome job mate
Is anyone else trying to picture what the person looks like when watching asmr videos like this?
new house making W videos
This was one big diss… I love it 👾
BABER RP IS BACK 🔥👏👑
he just started and already tried to drawn me, nice
Dude is great actor... great performer 😂
4:44 my mill grinds pepper and spice ahh cut 😭
God damn in all of his role plays, he is either getting made fun of or makes fun of us 😭😭
You need to do a rude doctor or rude tattoo artist or something like worst reviewed suit tailor I love these rude videos keep them coming
❤
Spiderman roleplay?
Hi Ryan I subscribed to your amazing ASMR channel
2.9k views in 1 hour? bro fell off. (just kidding keep up the awesome work ryan!)
A Karen walks in to finally have someone that matches energy
Nah nah this one was personal
“Walmart tshirt” 😂
I may be a masochist because I really enjoy your rude role plays 😅
The "it's not my fault your born that way" was like God dam fool roasted the guy he was cutting his hair on
'why are you paying rent just buy a house 😂' got me dieing
Just peeped that you’re from Downey lol, niceee
Nice asmr video ryan🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁
Can u do a maze runner role play?
Yessir🗣️💪🏻🔥
I was fully expecting him to do one of those Indian head massages.
Do a Edward Scissors Hand Roleplay
I felt that hit my soul 😂
AYOO 💀 7:28
Spring-trap uhh
Oh he meant what other kind of cheeks 7:32
Hi ryan, can you do a narcissistic roleplay if possible? 😄
Hey ryan do you mind making a video I can use as a background for studying. A ton of exams this week. Please and thank you.
I swear with every "rude" roleplay, he's getting ruder each time...
It's called improvement
welp ryan time to sleep well again
I would be weirded out. He ain't wrong tho, i'm ugly as Peggy the dog, with the difference Peggy has an oscar and is loved
Don’t forget to smile😂
People before 2 hours