Timestamps: 1:48 Putting the towel on your shirt 2:23 Starts Spraying your hair with water 3:42 Damps Your hair 4:01 Ready to cut your hair 5:00 Cuts your hair. 5:35 Brings the Massage Curler 5:49 Uses Massage Curler on you 6:20 Takes a tiny bag out 6:41 takes out massage instrument 6:52 Talks about the history of the massage instrument 6:59 asks you to stay still so he can use the massage instrument 7:02 using the massage instrument on you 7:29 uses the use the massage instrument 7:32 you decline (I think) 7:43 uses the massage instrument on your cheeks 8:18 more cutting 9:42 even more cutting 10:52 takes out the spray bottle out 10:55 starts spraying your hair with water 11:12 starts cutting your hair with a comb 12:13 takes out shaving cream 12:29 Uses spray on your face 13:15 shaving cream squirts into a bowl 14:41 puts it on your face Im tired so I’ll continue this later!
Its time to finish it off 15:15 razor blade 15:41 taking off the cream 16:42 looking up and shaveing around the neck i guess idk? 17:03 takeing of axis with spray 17:13 talking about like face treatment preparation 18:05 derma roller thing (edited) 18:41 derma rolling the u g l y face 19:10 spray bottle again 19:29 turmeric face mask 20:27 dip and slip on face with turmeric face mask cream 21:38 forgets your existence for 45 mins over a stupid phone call 22:10 tapping on S O L I D ass dried face mask 22:31 spray to break the solid mask 23:13 info on the tumeric face mask: avoid leaveing on for more then 15 mins 23:27 face of oh crap 23:55 gel for hair 24:12 putting on head 24:30 spray stuff for head 24:44 wooden brush 24:56 Brushing the UGLINESS off 25:19 done 26:26 get out of my barbershop 26:41 have a bad day Your welcome, and don't forget to smile! :D i finished the timestamps probably because the person forgot to finish it so I finished it for yall!
@@DevinFox-we9iy im not tryna be like those nerds who correct constanly but just for next time it's "Thanks!" Alright? And if there's any problems with that reply to me back
@@Haytam450 can more than one person not have the same thought? as a creator i would love to get the same comment more than once, that's how i know a joke really landed with many people
Its crazy to think ive been watching ryan since he made his dvd collection video 3 years ago he is the goat of asmr (yes i watched all 2 hours of that video)
"They're DISGUSTING" is crazy
“Is crazy!” “It’s diabolical!” -Children of 2024.
Gee wiligers -grampas of 1960
I live in your attic.
@@Haytam450 so whats life in the attic like
@@tyrano.30your attic is hard to live in bro like why is there so much stuff I can’t live here anymore
roleplay so good it got me annoyed instead of sleepy
Same
NO because I literally saved this to watch later instead of my ASMR playlist because I KNEW I wouldn't be sleeping to this lmaaoo
Damn lol
"no they're ugly" hit on a personal base💀
Yeah same
"no they're ugly" 😭😂😂 cracked me up
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
lol
Where???
@@suvarn6000:36
@@suvarn6000:36
Challenge: wear green clothes use green triggers but with a green screen and let us sit back confused not knowing whats going on ^^
This ☝️
This needs to be done. NOW
as the son of a barber, I can confirm that we do indeed act that this when we're forced to work sundays
Really? Wow I hope you’re not fired
@@PangasiusParoonPretty sure they were joking
@@You-il5rd joking about the acting but I am indeed the son of an ex barber... Thanks COVID 😞
@@craze227 .... sorry....
@@craze227Rest In Peace❤️🕊️
Timestamps:
1:48 Putting the towel on your shirt
2:23 Starts Spraying your hair with water
3:42 Damps Your hair
4:01 Ready to cut your hair
5:00 Cuts your hair.
5:35 Brings the Massage Curler
5:49 Uses Massage Curler on you
6:20 Takes a tiny bag out
6:41 takes out massage instrument
6:52 Talks about the history of the massage instrument
6:59 asks you to stay still so he can use the massage instrument
7:02 using the massage instrument on you
7:29 uses the use the massage instrument
7:32 you decline (I think)
7:43 uses the massage instrument on your cheeks
8:18 more cutting
9:42 even more cutting
10:52 takes out the spray bottle out
10:55 starts spraying your hair with water
11:12 starts cutting your hair with a comb
12:13 takes out shaving cream
12:29 Uses spray on your face
13:15 shaving cream squirts into a bowl
14:41 puts it on your face
Im tired so I’ll continue this later!
Its time to finish it off
15:15 razor blade
15:41 taking off the cream
16:42 looking up and shaveing around the neck i guess idk?
17:03 takeing of axis with spray
17:13 talking about like face treatment preparation
18:05 derma roller thing (edited)
18:41 derma rolling the u g l y face
19:10 spray bottle again
19:29 turmeric face mask
20:27 dip and slip on face with turmeric face mask cream
21:38 forgets your existence for 45 mins over a stupid phone call
22:10 tapping on S O L I D ass dried face mask
22:31 spray to break the solid mask
23:13 info on the tumeric face mask: avoid leaveing on for more then 15 mins
23:27 face of oh crap
23:55 gel for hair
24:12 putting on head
24:30 spray stuff for head
24:44 wooden brush
24:56 Brushing the UGLINESS off
25:19 done
26:26 get out of my barbershop
26:41 have a bad day
Your welcome, and don't forget to smile!
:D i finished the timestamps probably because the person forgot to finish it so I finished it for yall!
Thaks
@YTM3chanical
Wydm?
@@DevinFox-we9iy im not tryna be like those nerds who correct constanly but
just for next time it's "Thanks!"
Alright? And if there's any problems with that reply to me back
@@cave_dwellerytim not tryna be one of those nerds but it’s “constantly”
Bro the picture of the hair cut we wanted him to do 😂😂
"What- N- No, these cheeks... The Hell is wrong with you?" LOLL.
He looked so offended
I was trying to find a comment like this!! 😂
4:31 that look lmaoo 😂😂
The "I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I'm treating everyone nice" at the end got me lol
"No, they're ugly," made me crack up
Copied
There are 2 comments with the same subject already, can't you be just a little bit more original?
@@Haytam450Same replies like everyone can’t U be a little original ?
@@Azaria80 It's not the same reply, whatchu on?
@@Haytam450 can more than one person not have the same thought? as a creator i would love to get the same comment more than once, that's how i know a joke really landed with many people
That side eye was personal 😭😭😭4:30
Damn straight it was
Its crazy to think ive been watching ryan since he made his dvd collection video 3 years ago he is the goat of asmr (yes i watched all 2 hours of that video)
The addittion of extra sound effects really improves the viewing experience. Well done!
I’m about to go to sleep and Ryan just posted a new video, the best feeling! My favorite channel ever🫶🏻
Wow, an upload within 4 days?!? Unexpected but appreciated 😁
15 seconds in and I'm already laughing 😭❤ ur the king of rude asmr fr.
Just found your channel to day and I can already tell I am so happy to be here. Your facial expressions are the best. 😂
I was just watching Your Old Videos when this Notification Poped Up Saying You Uploaded. How Convenient!
the "they are disgusting" sent me 😂
LOL you had me dying at the photos on the phone
Its 1.23am here in the UK. Just arrived home slightly worse for wear.....saw this video & within a split second belly laughing 😂
The day I see Ryan in a movie I will be set for a lifetime!
It’s not my fault you were born that way …
I began to cry of laughter 😂😂😂
One of the best ASMR haircut video I ever watch, thank you ❤
Fredsvoice would be proud fr
Favorite asmr creator
Whenever this guy insults me, example: He says i’m ugly. I just pull out the uno reverse and put my screen in front of a mirror😂💀
Bro struggles to make a rude asmr video because he is very kind ( this is a compliment)
Today is my Birthday 🎉🎉
Its mine too 😁. I hope you have a blessed day today, have fun bro, life is shorter than you think. ❤
Happy birthday to you both
Mine to Happy BIRTHDAY to all of us 🎉🎉🎉
happy birthday 🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉happy birthday
4:31 got me dying😂😂😂😂
Another one of these is just what i needed 🙏
Hey Ryan Love your videos bro! Congrats on your new house too!
"Money trees is the perfect place for shade, and that's just how I feel..."
I love your roleplays Ryan
4:56 yo that's a hell of an insult! 🥲
This shirt looks nice on you !
Do more old barber haircuts plz 🙏
NEW VIDEO LES GO!!!
You should do some Lofi haircut role plays 😊
Standing on business fr🗿
Finally another rude barber video I love these videos keep them coming ❤ Ryan
Ngl you did your thing I love this video 😮💨
Man this takes me back to my entire life at my childhood home
Bro wasnt even rude he was js brutally Honest😭😭😭
You’re kinda right he was just kind of brutally honest
😢
Haven’t seen it yet, but Ryan uploaded!. It’s a good day lol.
4:11 sound so good
Bro a menace still love watching ur videos
The reference photo made me bust out laughing 😂
4:44 my mill grinds pepper and spice ahh cut 😭
'Just buy a house.' XD
Petition for another rude waiter roleplay
Is anyone else trying to picture what the person looks like when watching asmr videos like this?
God damn in all of his role plays, he is either getting made fun of or makes fun of us 😭😭
Stil saying it and wil keep saying it but u fr would be a good actor in real movies ❤
Garbage truck backing up is wild omg 😂
4:31 the look
This was one big diss… I love it 👾
"just gonna get those cheeks. no these cheeks" so funny
Bro did not have to do us that badly 😭
Ahh yes! A worthy opponent 🎉
he just started and already tried to drawn me, nice
bro u the only male asmrtist i watch cuz u a funny a-- dude
Ryan can u do a Hank Schrader ASMR, u fit his vibe and his laugh so 👌👌👌🥹🥹🥹 xDd
no your the queen of England
Love it ryan! As always funny and relaxing. You rock. 😊
"Appointment?" 😆
"They're very ugly" hahahahahah 😂😂😂
Congrats on 800k!
I subscribed on accident.
Though I don't regret it.
“Walmart tshirt” 😂
I may be a masochist because I really enjoy your rude role plays 😅
Damn, I LOVE how Rude this is!! awesome job mate
Dude is great actor... great performer 😂
I’m rating this 1 star
You need to do a rude doctor or rude tattoo artist or something like worst reviewed suit tailor I love these rude videos keep them coming
❤
Nah nah this one was personal
6:08 = the day in a life of a claw machine toy
The fact you used mouth noises for applying the shaving cream is crazy
Personally I'd rather he actually puts the shaving cream on something the mouth noises are a little uncomfortable
Great video and I love his content though no hate
@LoveLikeJesus321 same here i absolutely hate the mouth noises but i can always just skip past those parts
@@LoveLikeJesus321 i much perfer lizi asmr for the most part hut i really like the characters he plays
I would be weirded out. He ain't wrong tho, i'm ugly as Peggy the dog, with the difference Peggy has an oscar and is loved
oof
BABER RP IS BACK 🔥👏👑
This was nice and relaxing :) Any tips for a new asmrtist?
new house making W videos
AYOO 💀 7:28
Spring-trap uhh
Oh he meant what other kind of cheeks 7:32
I was fully expecting him to do one of those Indian head massages.
Don’t forget to smile😂
Spiderman roleplay?
Hi Ryan I subscribed to your amazing ASMR channel
A Karen walks in to finally have someone that matches energy
"no no these cheeks" ☠️🙏😂
This is so relaxing to watch! I’ve also just started doing ASMR recently. I’d love to hear your thoughts if you’d like to share them. Thanks! 😉😉
'why are you paying rent just buy a house 😂' got me dieing
2.9k views in 1 hour? bro fell off. (just kidding keep up the awesome work ryan!)
Do a Edward Scissors Hand Roleplay
The "it's not my fault your born that way" was like God dam fool roasted the guy he was cutting his hair on
Rude English Barber crossover with FredsVoice … now!!!! 😂
Hi ryan, can you do a narcissistic roleplay if possible? 😄
Bro said wolf man- are we getting another werewolf vid for Halloween??? 👀👀🔥
He looks like that one uncle at the family gathering that shakes your hand too hard and gives you 150 on your birthday.
welp ryan time to sleep well again
Can u do a maze runner role play?
People before 2 hours