My balance after this video: +$500 (budget) -$100 (water jar) -$200 (wood) -$0 (scratcher) -$200 & I owe him (PRESS pass) -$25 (sabers) -$20 (scissors) -$25 (horn) -$25 (mortar and pestle) -$25 (silly string) ------------------------------------- Total: -$120 & I owe him What a steal!!
You really deserve a much larger fan base, you seem to revolutionise roleplaying asmr every day. Your ideas are just so original and out of the blue but not just that they are so entertaining, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Please keep the content up 🙌🏻❤
Love your role plays. If you don’t mind some ideas for topics - doctor who handles criminal patients, picking glass out of the face, digging out bullet wounds - spaceport traffic controller - in rocket getting ready for takeoff
Hey ryan just wanted to let you know that the video is amazing (as usual) and i have 1 advice: whenever you make any "illeagal" video please use a night themed background as it matches the theme of the video. One love G❤
My balance after this video:
+$500 (budget)
-$100 (water jar)
-$200 (wood)
-$0 (scratcher)
-$200 & I owe him (PRESS pass)
-$25 (sabers)
-$20 (scissors)
-$25 (horn)
-$25 (mortar and pestle)
-$25 (silly string)
-------------------------------------
Total: -$120 & I owe him
What a steal!!
Thanks for doing the math because I'm super stupid when Im tired.
@ItsJustSeb are you tired all the time?
@@O-N_b_gamingdam, who hurt you.
@@O-N_b_gaming dammmmmmmmm💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️ who did u dirty👺👺👺👺
the water jar was only 5$ i thought.
0:45 that 90 degree bend is crazy
it made me laugh so hard😭
@@sushi7987me too😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Genuinely so surprised he didn’t slam his head into a real wall behind his greenscreen lol
thats a 0 degree angle......
9:17 rare ASMR Ryan f-bomb
"Unless your a child AW FFff" had me dieing
I heard it to
You really deserve a much larger fan base, you seem to revolutionise roleplaying asmr every day. Your ideas are just so original and out of the blue but not just that they are so entertaining, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Please keep the content up 🙌🏻❤
Agree and you have a great sounding whispering voice
This idea isn't original but yes in general he is very original.
Watching ryan's descent into a crime ring was an adventure.
The Ryanverse
Next video : ASMRtist Mafia boss hunts you down
😂
Glazing 😼
@@Carter17HelloI know you have a criminal record
15:20 Tingles so good they bend reality
True
fr
Ryan struggling putting his gloves on XD 3:22
Every video with gloves 😂
Just like oj (orange juice)
@@dr_goofy orange juice huh?🤨
@@dr_goofy They dont fit
@@Fabrissable you musta quit
I always find you hilarious, not even just for ASMR but the dialogue and the wit and humor. A chuckle and a smile. thats what your videos bring 🙂
This is the fastest I've ever been to a video from Ryan
Same bro
omfg sameee
Same 😂
Same here
Same!! 😂
No one else gonna talk about "I got wood" 😂
😂😂😂
wrd
No diddy😂
Bros packing😏
I was looking for this comment😂😭
Water 3:57
Earth 5:50
Fire 8:29
Air 19:11
I love Ryan’s videos! His roleplay is amazing and he always manages to get me some sleep!❤
I loved his old tingle dealer vids glad theyre back
Not even 46 seconds in and I'm already wheezing 💀
Illegal Asmr is one of my favorites! The soft spoken whisper + random triggers😊
Seeing this posted made my day
You got weed
Bro what?
Bro went straight to the point
Dawg what 😭🙏
🤨 What😂
Yes
Terry the Tingle Dealer has really soften up over the years
Real
You are seriously one of the most creative asmrtist. Especially when it comes to your roleplays you are THE goat 🐐
I am so happy when is see that you posted a new video and get so excited to goo to bed. 🛏️
Thx so much you are the best asmrest ever 🎉
Yes
The back scratcher was so relaxing omgg you should totally make a video with just that tingle:3
Thank you for this nice lil video. You’re one of my favourite ASMRtists
bro dropped a nice F bomb 9:15💀💀💀
fr
“Unless your a child- ow fuck-…”
Ok so I'm not the only one who heard it.
@@ZoraCatonelol
The freakin names for everything is killing me. The Scratchy Datchy? Brilliant. Wambo Dambos? Insane. SLEEPY DEEPIES?!
The writing in these is top notch. ❤ well done man
20:24 that 4th wall break is crazy
The mouth sounds at 15:25 are so relaxing. Idk how he can even do them that fast
He has practice from licking on my stick
We need a roleplay that the fbi or police bust in to the tingle supplies
Or are the FBI and we bust in but we're corrupt so we use all the tingles infront of him
@@OllieEgan-zy9rjyea maybe
The acting is always superb ✨
Whenever I can't sleep i just put on an asmr Ryan video.
Please make a horror genre video with "Terry the Tingler" torturing us with the most brutal tingles
Yes
You make the most creative asmr videos fr
I kid u not ive watched every single one of this guys vids and this one is like the oddball i love it so much
Love your role plays. If you don’t mind some ideas for topics - doctor who handles criminal patients, picking glass out of the face, digging out bullet wounds - spaceport traffic controller - in rocket getting ready for takeoff
The "quiet" got me😂
Petition for Ryan to bring terry back!
"you're looking for tingles? disgusting." 😂
He has added 3 hours of sleep now i have 3 hours of sleep a night
One of your best videos recently. Hillarious!
Hey ryan just wanted to let you know that the video is amazing (as usual) and i have 1 advice: whenever you make any "illeagal" video please use a night themed background as it matches the theme of the video.
One love G❤
ur tingel dealer vids are the best, this gonne be great.
I have that exact same back scratcher!
A family member of mine has that same back scratcher too!
Ahh Yes.Something To Fall Asleep To After Going To See Spider-Man 2 (In theaters) And Coming Back At 10:31Am
NO the betrayal at the. End! 26:42
Excellent thumbnail! ✨🌟✨
12:36 STOP ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE J-LO SLANDER? LITERALLY LOVE U ❤❤
9:12 first time hearing Ryan swear, and it's the funniest thing ever
0:45 love how he tried to dodge my line of sight like a bullet 😂
I feel like this is the terry the tingle dealers origin story
Love the videos Ryan keep up the good work
I love how he does the steven he duck at the beginning.
Ayo we got a agent smith here at 0:46 😂
bro i need a full vid of the back scratcher. that would be fire 🔥
He should make a full series on this
Bro gave me tingles in 4 different languages
Let's go Terry the goat is back
never skip a ryan video
UNDERATED ASMR IST RIGHT HERE
He wasn't lying. That big nice wood really is good.
YAYY NEW VIDEO
Never seen a man so excited about a slice of cold pizza 😂 thanks for another video Ryan
Your profile pic is very disturbing to me
Love your asmr game
Your first sub
I love all the wood jokes it’s hilarious
The way the green screen with mini light savers make it look it more glowey 15:44
This is jst what I needed man !
Ryan dodged under I'm here laughing at this good solid 20 mins 🤣 keep up the good work ryan
Ironically I was eating cold pizza while watching this
Very fun one 😊
i think its safe to say that the tingle dealer is back and selling you more illegal tingles🤣
Oatmeal for the dog 😂😂😂😂
5:50 uuuhhhh ok good for you?😂
I love your videos ryan
9:18 bro couldn’t stop himself
This feels like Blackmarket Blues Clues and I love it. 😅😆
the scissors part had me so worried for his safety ngl.
“ FREEZE! TINGLE POLICE!”👮♂️
9:16 Ryan drops the f bomb
Made another banger🔥
That was some really good intentionally bad acting. There's definitely an art to the delivery.
Charisma town ❤😂
Watching this while going into labor
I love your videos!!!!!!!
The shade to J-Lo was wild
I got tingles
Hollywood is really missing a main character for a movie
3:50 bros hands look like the grinches
Hey Ryan love the video👍
The zoom ins LOL
watching this as my plug is 2 weeks late and ghosting me abt my order 😭
Nice work 😊
Under 24 hours gang
The horn sent me 😂😂😂
911: 911 what's your emergency?
ME: HE IS TINGLING MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
for a second there i was very nervous about that horn
finally, colombian tingles
Ah yes, time for snorting some sleep
" I got wood " ASMR Ryan 2024-
Drugs ❎
Tingles ✅
MMM yay oatmeal for my dog
Under 48 hours gang
👇