ASMR | Shady Back Alley Tingle Dealer Roleplay | ILLEGAL ASMR

Terry the Tingle Dealer is BACK and ready to bring you some of the best ASMR triggers and tingles. Now officer gutierrez has been cracking down on the tingle dealers in town so we have to be careful and lay low! Keep your head down, relax, and DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
Timestamps:
00:00 - Need Some Tingles?
03:12 - Latex Gloves
03:55 - Water Jar
05:49 - Woody
08:28 - Back Scratcher
11:15 - PRESS Pass
14:40 - Lightsabers
16:45 - Budget Scissors
19:11 - The Horn
21:25 - Morty & Peddy
23:40 - Silly String
25:11 - Checkout
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[@blockbusterng]

My balance after this video:
+$500 (budget)
-$100 (water jar)
-$200 (wood)
-$0 (scratcher)
-$200 & I owe him (PRESS pass)
-$25 (sabers)
-$20 (scissors)
-$25 (horn)
-$25 (mortar and pestle)
-$25 (silly string)
-------------------------------------
Total: -$120 & I owe him
What a steal!!

[@ItsJustSeb]

Thanks for doing the math because I'm super stupid when Im tired.

[@O-N_b_gaming]

​@ItsJustSeb are you tired all the time?

[@Noitssnotme]

@@O-N_b_gamingdam, who hurt you.

[@belc7882]

​@@O-N_b_gaming dammmmmmmmm💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️ who did u dirty👺👺👺👺

[@ryeansokyo]

the water jar was only 5$ i thought.

[@oozian_]

Watching ryan's descent into a crime ring was an adventure.

[@messymooshroom3194]

The Ryanverse

[@aquelecarala158]

Next video : ASMRtist Mafia boss hunts you down

[@rococoblue]

😂

[@Carter17Hello]

Glazing 😼

[@RealTF2Pyro]

@@Carter17HelloI know you have a criminal record

[@NoNamex1412]

0:45 that 90 degree bend is crazy

[@sushi7987]

it made me laugh so hard😭

[@Colt.31]

@@sushi7987me too😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@ItsJustSeb]

Genuinely so surprised he didn’t slam his head into a real wall behind his greenscreen lol

[@PlasmatixYT]

9:17 rare ASMR Ryan f-bomb

[@AidanRonschke]

Ryan struggling putting his gloves on XD 3:22

[@nathanielclark4644]

Every video with gloves 😂

[@dr_goofy]

Just like oj (orange juice)

[@MasterMike_]

​@@dr_goofy orange juice huh?🤨

[@Fabrissable]

@@dr_goofy They dont fit

[@dr_goofy]

@@Fabrissable you musta quit

[@NoahThatcher-tl2ie]

This is the fastest I've ever been to a video from Ryan

[@h.e.h.]

Same bro

[@MaxPeng-wf5lc]

omfg sameee

[@gmb2006]

Same 😂

[@randomperson4327]

Same here

[@gilbowilbo]

Same!! 😂

[@PambazoQuemado]

15:20 Tingles so good they bend reality

[@RC2214]

I always find you hilarious, not even just for ASMR but the dialogue and the wit and humor. A chuckle and a smile. thats what your videos bring 🙂

[@Wizaru_the_Grande]

I love Ryan’s videos! His roleplay is amazing and he always manages to get me some sleep!❤

[@Beyond-does-stuff]

No one else gonna talk about "I got wood" 😂

[@lindathetford3776]

😂😂😂

[@crimsoncraze5783]

wrd

[@BlazeShorts965]

That got me good! 😂

[@aj_2waveyy749]

No diddy😂

[@RileyGames2012]

Bros packing😏

[@Legitlegend2435]

You really deserve a much larger fan base, you seem to revolutionise roleplaying asmr every day. Your ideas are just so original and out of the blue but not just that they are so entertaining, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Please keep the content up 🙌🏻❤

[@gisellesinclair6811]

Agree and you have a great sounding whispering voice

[@raidenshogyn1y]

The back scratcher was so relaxing omgg you should totally make a video with just that tingle:3

[@DerAusserEgge]

I loved his old tingle dealer vids glad theyre back

[@Amyjwashere]

The writing in these is top notch. ❤ well done man

[@Validity909]

You are seriously one of the most creative asmrtist. Especially when it comes to your roleplays you are THE goat 🐐

[@Ratmanz567]

Seeing this posted made my day

[@user-bl7ib7mv8j]

I am so happy when is see that you posted a new video and get so excited to goo to bed. 🛏️
Thx so much you are the best asmrest ever 🎉

[@BsxytdcutfvHfdfggdfgvghj]

Yes

[@davidkohl6803]

One of your best videos recently. Hillarious!

[@theglitchygamingking]

Whenever I can't sleep i just put on an asmr Ryan video.

[@cartercamp5353]

Love the videos Ryan keep up the good work

[@justpat5076]

The mouth sounds at 15:25 are so relaxing. Idk how he can even do them that fast

[@ephemeraltides5589]

The acting is always superb ✨

[@tim_okk]

this is so good ❤

[@lotion7410]

You make the most creative asmr videos fr

[@Vortex_inc.]

ur tingel dealer vids are the best, this gonne be great.

[@Nefn3t]

We need a roleplay that the fbi or police bust in to the tingle supplies

[@jaypillacela9829]

This is jst what I needed man !

[@Wertyber]

Terry the Tingle Dealer has really soften up over the years

[@JamesParkOfficial]

Real

[@Shield954]

Not even 46 seconds in and I'm already wheezing 💀

[@AlsoFreakyyGodzilla]

Hey ryan just wanted to let you know that the video is amazing (as usual) and i have 1 advice: whenever you make any "illeagal" video please use a night themed background as it matches the theme of the video.
One love G❤

[@privatnoprivatno3298]

Let's go Terry the goat is back

[@jackprice1376]

bro dropped a nice F bomb 9:15💀💀💀

[@Enxiviy]

fr

[@oliverearnest7081]

“Unless your a child- ow fuck-…”

[@ZoraCatone]

Ok so I'm not the only one who heard it.

[@SammyHammy2009]

⁠@@ZoraCatonelol

[@gisellesinclair6811]

Love your role plays. If you don’t mind some ideas for topics - doctor who handles criminal patients, picking glass out of the face, digging out bullet wounds - spaceport traffic controller - in rocket getting ready for takeoff

[@averysaad1086]

The freakin names for everything is killing me. The Scratchy Datchy? Brilliant. Wambo Dambos? Insane. SLEEPY DEEPIES?!

[@conniemiller4267]

Hey Ryan love the video👍

[@kittywhiskers996]

Excellent thumbnail! ✨🌟✨

[@9-star-9]

The way the green screen with mini light savers make it look it more glowey 15:44

[@Bayonetta661]

YAYY NEW VIDEO

[@Deakin_Playz]

Ahh Yes.Something To Fall Asleep To After Going To See Spider-Man 2 (In theaters) And Coming Back At 10:31Am

[@aydenplayzgames7881]

Petition for Ryan to bring terry back!

[@youngbryYoboyy]

The "quiet" got me😂

[@DinoDNA143]

Nice work 😊

[@Bmcd3565]

i think its safe to say that the tingle dealer is back and selling you more illegal tingles🤣

[@Excellent-Eli]

Bro gave me tingles in 4 different languages

[@user-vz8dl3bc1c]

I love your videos ryan

[@cheesus7672]

Please make a horror genre video with "Terry the Tingler" torturing us with the most brutal tingles

[@Mrarsonist-ov2wc]

Yes

[@ilovedogs1179]

I love your videos!!!!!!!

[@PolarRiot]

Made another banger🔥

[@linda_srndn]

"you're looking for tingles? disgusting." 😂

[@fanpiresam482]

This feels like Blackmarket Blues Clues and I love it. 😅😆

[@The_heavy_gaming]

Love your asmr game

[@Silly-love]

Your first sub

[@c.harlotte]

Never seen a man so excited about a slice of cold pizza 😂 thanks for another video Ryan

[@Blue-ex4rs]

Your profile pic is very disturbing to me

[@awesomelolas4421]

I feel like this is the terry the tingle dealers origin story

[@profitprophets1363]

Charisma town ❤😂

[@NFZ75]

20:24 that 4th wall break is crazy

[@Ilikepalestine516]

Drugs ❎
Tingles ✅

[@kamilove8308]

Watching this while going into labor

[@I_Play_Stuff_12]

I just woke up 16m in i fell asleep lol😂

[@neolithic3]

I have that exact same back scratcher!

[@Ichigo_nnh]

A family member of mine has that same back scratcher too!

[@lwfwresting7518]

The little pink monster behind him is a graffiti painting in Chicago, I only know that because I went last summer

[@sloplord]

finally, colombian tingles

[@randalhall5201]

The shade to J-Lo was wild

[@You_are_football]

Amazing

[@yeonskylarbarf]

watching this as my plug is 2 weeks late and ghosting me abt my order 😭

[@Obi-Juan_Kenobi3110]

Ayo we got a agent smith here at 0:46 😂

[@justinkk1915]

Thanks

[@natecasale4856]

9:18 bro couldn’t stop himself

[@ThatOneCat01]

I love all the wood jokes it’s hilarious

[@VincentDaylong]

He wasn't lying. That big nice wood really is good.

[@Settistudios]

“ FREEZE! TINGLE POLICE!”👮‍♂️

[@debdnl1403]

for a second there i was very nervous about that horn

[@mrsavagegaming471]

Bro is a real dealer

[@bautistafernandez723]

Hollywood is really missing a main character for a movie

[@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD]

Oatmeal for the dog 😂😂😂😂

[@user-mm2ve8zu7w]

9:16 Ryan drops the f bomb

[@user-hu4id5vt2b]

Nice vid

[@CrazyJay_456]

I've been wondering when we would see Terry the Tingle Dealer again. 😅

[@yoochewb]

the scissors part had me so worried for his safety ngl.

[@AlexHamilton-om1mp]

MMM yay oatmeal for my dog

[@Reyrocksall]

I appreciate the random J-Lo roast

[@NOBLS1X]

i’d like to buy some black tar tingles

[@workingman9019]

I feel like Spiderman is going to drop down into the alley and wonder what the hell we are doing. 😂

[@user-mz5is1zc5y]

the entire video whenever Ryan said a price i said i might be able to afford it because im smart and didnt want him to rais his prices, low and behold, thats exactly what hapened

[@koifch]

The BEND in this man LMAO

[@keolanbarnes8140]

Bro got slapped through the phone 😭 0:47

[@Phantom12438]

Imagine if next Terry video we are actually narcs

[@TheActualLays_Chips]

One hour gang 👇🏽

[@Gabyhernandez-qn8to]

Wsg

[@Fishingfun7482]

Wsp

[@Kat_18933]

Im in!

[@alisonsoifer4191]

One slice of pizza is not enough for the tingles so try a whole pie lol

[@notmoblol]

the lightsabers were so powerful they were distorting reality😂

[@evanhickey3087]

It’s crazy that ASMR is so good that the government had to exterminate it 😢

[@BigTitBitch69]

"Sleepy deepies" I need some of that shit for my toddler. 😂

[@djrider86]

26:00 I'll tell them Ryan Gosling hooked me up

[@NomadOfTheNebula]

Bro got emotional at the end, character development.

[@Colt.31]

3:20 I thought there would be an F bomb, putting on the gloves

[@XF1NF4LTRY]

5:56 nah that's crazy

[@Mrpopcornal]

Under 48 hours gang
👇

[@lol-jk5zw]

14:48 those are lightsaber chopsticks

[@Librarian-by9zd]

12:36 STOP ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE J-LO SLANDER? LITERALLY LOVE U ❤❤

[@BoyBoy-vy4dq]

Like these

[@hinarizvi1211]

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