@@nhitc6832 It all depends where your at and who your with remember i started in Florida doing iron work was rough constantly getting yelled at some guys expect you to learn everything in a week and give no appreciation or just even a hey good job today anyways i stuck through it did it for a year moved to kansas for other reasons started doing sheet metal for a better company and the guys are cool i fit right in right way they tried to break me didn't work already been there every crew will mess with ya at first just don't let it get to you don't show it most are just joking around but some will try and push ya always stand your ground you will be respected and as the weeks go it will be worth it
This joke comes from the IT industry. It started out by telling newbies or annoying people that the issue they have on their computer is an 1D10T error.
@@vandergaming8952I don’t know about that, even when I was in the military, my first day they told me to go fill out my 1D-10-T forms. And then they told me to go show my Pen-15 form to Doc at medical 😂
@@I_Crit_My_Pants youre half right, we saw a video of someone doing it, so then tried it on the dumbass we worked with and managed to fool him into it lol
In the UK military, we've got a version of the 1D10T called the I.D 10T. As part of their arrival to a unit after completing training, the new folks are asked to submit an application form for an I.D card, called the 10T. The application form requires a photo of them holding a sign saying ID10T with them wearing their issue respirator. (gas mask). Almost never fails.
In the Royal Canadian Airforce my dad was told to go find some propwash. He didn't fall for it though cause he had already been in Cadets before the military so he knew all the fool's errands and tricks so instead he wandered the base became familiar with it so when they called him back to the office 2 hours later they asked him "did you get the propwash from the aviation mechanic" and he said "no they ran out, and that they'll have more when they take to the sky" basically telling them in a humorous way he knew it was a fools errand to go look for something that pilots experience when the aircraft tries to stabilize itself, and that they wanted him to familiarize himself with the air base while having a laugh at the "rookie".
I'm Mexican and I learned American English now I came back and I'm starting to understand what this australian guy says, After years my hardowork studying paid off 😂
I had a crane operator ask me to get some while in the lunch room. I said "you should have those beside your ovaries, I've seen your furry winter coat."
If someone asked me to get a left handed screw driver or fresh blinker fluid id use it as an excuse to go chill for a couple hours on the clock then come back acting all surprised
As a first year apprentice just about to enter my second year of my apprenticeship I can confirm the nervousness of the first day and the constant bull crap fully qualified tradies put new apprentice through
What stuff they put you through mate, tbh i dont mind what i’d do, im looking to start a chippy apprenticeship but one thing i heard about which i suck at is that apparently theres a writing aspect and im slow on the maths, i can do the maths just slow on it
@@phil393 you damn right if I had to dig fence post holes in 39 and 40c wether in the sun you best believe I'ma passing that job onto some other apprentice when I'm qualified
@@Kagsys if youre gonna be an apprentice in any trade your first month you will be hazed pretty hard. everyone is gonna be a jackass to you on purpose mostly because every jobsite has a culture and work pace and they only want people who can match theirs, so yeah, when youre new, they dont hate you, they just want to push you to the edge to see if you will quit
I remember getting the old “Can you go down to the shop and grab the wire stretcher” gag. Only had to fall for it once and spent 45 minutes before the boss lost his shit 😂😂😂
The long stand, fellopian tubes, tartan point are also great. I once was sent to ask the girls in the office for a moist-un, a type of hand wipe😂 good times
On a site a couple of years ago, the new lad was sent for a glass hammer, the boss gave him a credit card, the young lad went to the nearest hardware , but they didn't have one, on his way back he saw one in a gift shop, Young lad came back with a Waterford Crystal glass hammer €300 . 😂😂
I worked as a butcher and we had an ice machine for the fish counter. A new lass starting with us and I told her the ice in the machine gets broken up at the north pole and sent in by massive pipes. She was 18 so gullible af. She believed it. Told her it's full of minerals and keeps fish fresher for longer so that's why they used it. She legit held a piece in her hand and was like ''wow, the north pole'' she came in the next day and punched me in the arm over and over because she told her folks about it.
i can’t tell you how many times i’ve worked w condescending fasttalkers like this i wish i could just be taught step by step and properly and not have my questions laughed at: it hard to work w mean condescending people w my anxiety and i don’t commute due to anxiety risks
@@zXHawkxEyeXzit depends on the trade tbh, im in hvac and some technicians will give you the time of day. I reminded one of himself since i didnt stop asking questions and asking to try things so he decided to take me under his wing
@@zXHawkxEyeXz electrical apprentice here, like he said there are some that are highly respectable and don’t treat you like this that will give you the time of day and enjoy spreading tricks and knowledge of the trade. It is also dependent on which area of the trade you go into, but say road crew in electrical there was 5? Service trucks and 2/5 were respectable. Service truck in electrical is also known to be where the fellons go to 80% of them being drinkers. You can always move around in your trade and go to a different company, which then you will be making same pay and have a different boss. Best of luck, always keep your head up and demand respect but also you can’t force someone to respect you, if they think your a dumbass for not knowing something your not taught that is on them being bad at there job and your superintendent’s and project managers don’t respect that.
FYI, they do make left handed hammers. I bought a brand name one once accidentally. I couldn't use it and didn't understand how it could possibly be, but it's absolutely true. 😅😅😅
As a 4th year, its nearly my time to take the torch and carry on the tradition. Seriously though its all in good fun, give it some time they'll ease up 😂
@@legendmaster1989 And you sound like a whiny 5 YO who has just smashed half the glassware in the house and locked her younger brother in the closet for 4 hours. Go sit in the corner. A worksite is not a frat party. Jackassery is dangerous and cruel.
Damn. That was a pleasant hazing. I'm jealous. One FNG we got during a house in Dearborn said he enjoyed painting. So crew lead took him a door, had the guy paint it. Would then take it to the other FNG(sn) and have him sand the paint off. Both of them on the either side of the house, away from each other. Lasted 2 an a half days until they took lunch together and came back pissed. "Where are all these damn doors going if we're both working on so many?" *Crew lead lights a 5th lunch cig* "It's been the same one for almost 3 days. I need it done by the end of the day, though. Timeline moved up." Anyone who got to day 5 without noticing got a talk. Not fired, but you're obviously not paying attention at that point.
Ahhhh I remember my first day as a construction worker 😂😂 they had me looking for a caulk stretcher forever until I asked the boss and he looked at me like an 1D10T
In hvac, the pipe stretcher is the go to classic, but another good one is to hand the Apprentice a torque wrench and tell him we need all the hangers torqued to spec. In commercial, that like a weeks work
These guys went easy on him
Yeah man lol.
man, i'm scared to get in any trades lol
@nhitc6832 nah. If they teasing you like this, then you're doing ok. If you're fucking up, there will be zero filter nor joking around.
@wadeh1031 so basically you can't make mistakes or you get roasted. No wonder people don't join the trades lmao. Toxic af
@@nhitc6832 It all depends where your at and who your with remember i started in Florida doing iron work was rough constantly getting yelled at some guys expect you to learn everything in a week and give no appreciation or just even a hey good job today anyways i stuck through it did it for a year moved to kansas for other reasons started doing sheet metal for a better company and the guys are cool i fit right in right way they tried to break me didn't work already been there every crew will mess with ya at first just don't let it get to you don't show it most are just joking around but some will try and push ya always stand your ground you will be respected and as the weeks go it will be worth it
sweeping the wall lol. I always find new little details when I watch a second time.
It looks important 😂
You didn’t see it the first time?
Also why would you watch this garbage more than once?
Bro why you gotta be a hater? You giving off incel vibes my guy @@doggin6
You never swept a wall before? You're missing out.
Brick layers actually sweep the walls they build to get all the snotters off
He had him look for a left handed hammer 🤣🤣🤣
Yip, classic one
The 1D10T thing was genius 😂😂
This joke comes from the IT industry. It started out by telling newbies or annoying people that the issue they have on their computer is an 1D10T error.
@@vandergaming8952😂😂😂
@@vandergaming8952I don’t know about that, even when I was in the military, my first day they told me to go fill out my 1D-10-T forms. And then they told me to go show my Pen-15 form to Doc at medical 😂
@@Ironiclobster69 I guess it would depend on how old you were because this still could’ve come from IT before you heard it in the military
Yeah, used in IT world myself. Along with the ol' PEBKAC issues (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair).
1D10T😂 Ive fallen for some pretty good ones 😂
When I was first year carpenter my boss told me to go across the road and ask the brick layers for a spare bubble for the level 🤦♂️ got me good
@@jasonf4736😂😂😂 nah that's ruthless man
I grew up around this stuff, I just go bs with the other trades. I get paid the same .
@@jasonf4736I'm surprised you fell for that one mine was
Go get me a left handed screwdriver lmfao
I got asked to go get tartan paint and a long weight :)
We once got a guy catching sparks in a bucket from an angle grinder😂
That’s actually pretty funny 😂
Nah you took this from a video
@@I_Crit_My_Pants youre half right, we saw a video of someone doing it, so then tried it on the dumbass we worked with and managed to fool him into it lol
I had to catch sparks from a 9inch grinder with a big wet rag when we were fencing in western QLD years ago.
We did it with a paper bag
“Pretty funny joke you did there”
“Oh, your alright mate”
🤣🤣
In the UK military, we've got a version of the 1D10T called the I.D 10T. As part of their arrival to a unit after completing training, the new folks are asked to submit an application form for an I.D card, called the 10T. The application form requires a photo of them holding a sign saying ID10T with them wearing their issue respirator. (gas mask). Almost never fails.
Thanks for giving me insight 😂
We do pretty much the same in the US military too
In the Royal Canadian Airforce my dad was told to go find some propwash. He didn't fall for it though cause he had already been in Cadets before the military so he knew all the fool's errands and tricks so instead he wandered the base became familiar with it so when they called him back to the office 2 hours later they asked him "did you get the propwash from the aviation mechanic" and he said "no they ran out, and that they'll have more when they take to the sky" basically telling them in a humorous way he knew it was a fools errand to go look for something that pilots experience when the aircraft tries to stabilize itself, and that they wanted him to familiarize himself with the air base while having a laugh at the "rookie".
Fucking genius...I don't know how you guys do it. Set up a WhatsApp group or something. I know I'm in
I'm Mexican and I learned American English now I came back and I'm starting to understand what this australian guy says, After years my hardowork studying paid off 😂
Im.german and me too 😂
I like to imagine to learned English just for this purpose alone
Nice job bro learn English it will make a big difference for everyone
Trust me mate, I'm born and bred australian.. you'll never fully understand, you just kinda guess and 90% of the time it works
Its sort of its own language as they like to condense lots of words. Funny cunts tho
I saw them once send a guy to the tool crib to get some fallopian tubing
Lmfao
Yep I’m a sparky and I got told to grab that at the wholesaler the first day, whole joint was laughing at me
That's clever 😂
I had a crane operator ask me to get some while in the lunch room.
I said "you should have those beside your ovaries, I've seen your furry winter coat."
This one actually gave me a laugh!
The 1D10T got me good 😂😂😂 one I’ve never heard 👌🏻
What about the left handed hammer? 😂
@@JayAzewhat about the right handed screwdriver
If someone asked me to get a left handed screw driver or fresh blinker fluid id use it as an excuse to go chill for a couple hours on the clock then come back acting all surprised
It's about the journey
Not the destination
true.
My boss told me to go down the parts store and get a long weight. I went home and came back the next day.
@@rollandscotry7370 doubt that very much
Loving these. I need more.
As a first year apprentice just about to enter my second year of my apprenticeship I can confirm the nervousness of the first day and the constant bull crap fully qualified tradies put new apprentice through
What stuff they put you through mate, tbh i dont mind what i’d do, im looking to start a chippy apprenticeship but one thing i heard about which i suck at is that apparently theres a writing aspect and im slow on the maths, i can do the maths just slow on it
Damn i thought it was just me😭
And you’ll be the same when your qualified , never ending circle,,
@@phil393 you damn right if I had to dig fence post holes in 39 and 40c wether in the sun you best believe I'ma passing that job onto some other apprentice when I'm qualified
@@Kagsys if youre gonna be an apprentice in any trade your first month you will be hazed pretty hard. everyone is gonna be a jackass to you on purpose mostly because every jobsite has a culture and work pace and they only want people who can match theirs, so yeah, when youre new, they dont hate you, they just want to push you to the edge to see if you will quit
The fucking grumbling as he walks up😂
I could tell instantly by the collared shirt and shorty shorts combo that these guys were Australian lol
Yep we weird like that😂
I remember getting the old “Can you go down to the shop and grab the wire stretcher” gag. Only had to fall for it once and spent 45 minutes before the boss lost his shit 😂😂😂
My mate got his apprentice to sharpen their shovel 😂
A sharp shovel is actually useful. That's not really a prank.
jokes on you for using a blunt shovel
I actually sharpened my shovel just 2 days ago... Needed to scrape off some soil prepping for concrete.
The first month of work that man will only do about 20 minutes of actual productive work.
He’ll be working very hard on the second day when the delivery arrives and the Hiab not working.
The not laughing after taking the piss out of someone is so much worse for some reason
He forgot the "box of toenails" and the "board stretcher" 😂
The long stand, fellopian tubes, tartan point are also great. I once was sent to ask the girls in the office for a moist-un, a type of hand wipe😂 good times
Don't forget the tartan paint and the "long weight" (wait)
The knocking of the nail is quite a universal experience I see 😂
I've had a dude knock shit off an assembly line in a factory and try to get me to pick it up.
On a site a couple of years ago, the new lad was sent for a glass hammer, the boss gave him a credit card, the young lad went to the nearest hardware , but they didn't have one, on his way back he saw one in a gift shop, Young lad came back with a Waterford Crystal glass hammer €300 . 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Karma
Ha ha ha that serves him right 😂😂😂
Just looked that up 😂 it’s legit!
That’s a good ass worker 😂
Former boss once send the new guy to get a fresh replacement bubble for the spirit leveler.
I was crying
"Hey FNG, go grab the board stretcher and while your at it find the Henway."
Fuqd up thing is they sell em,lad wouldst had ya😅
@@ALPHARHYTHM0the gutter stretcher brother
We had one guy looking for bubbles the whole freaking morning!!
"checkered paint , tarp stretcher , can of exhaust smoke for testing , board stretcher, etc 😅"
I remember being told to go to the builders merchants and pick up a tub of elbow grease 😅
The guy just grunting when saying hi my favorite part
The “1D10T” that gold!
1 D 1 0 T, I love that joke
Stolen from the military.
I worked as a butcher and we had an ice machine for the fish counter. A new lass starting with us and I told her the ice in the machine gets broken up at the north pole and sent in by massive pipes. She was 18 so gullible af. She believed it. Told her it's full of minerals and keeps fish fresher for longer so that's why they used it. She legit held a piece in her hand and was like ''wow, the north pole'' she came in the next day and punched me in the arm over and over because she told her folks about it.
lol
That's hilarious 🤣
The mannerisms and way he was walking was spot on 😂
That's a very positive work environment
It's even better when you come from a different site and you hear all these same jokes, makes for a great way to kick rocks all day 😂
I used to love these videos . Do more please..
Wayno and blokes like him keep this country afloat.
Oh hell yeah 😎
Yep fr
That last joke with the screws is a good way to send someone over the edge get yourself bashed up.
and lose your job, apprenticeship and any future trade contacts in the immediate area
A 16-18 year old fresh out of school bashing up a guy in their 20-40's who's been working construction their whole life? 🤔
That’s why I quit the electrician helper
What do you do now
@@nicholash1691 he's homeless now
You can do it!
@@peeleehermanblud already quit 😂
bet youre voting kamala too, soft ass bozo lmfao
Clean up those screws 😎
Get me a bucket of sparks
Omg, thats exactly like work experience from school back in the day 😂
Fark yah bruv lost it with the twin cig ae bloody legends chur from NZ
He called Wayno Shano hahaha
Always losing that left-handed hammer! 😂
i can’t tell you how many times i’ve worked w condescending fasttalkers like this i wish i could just be taught step by step and properly and not have my questions laughed at: it hard to work w mean condescending people w my anxiety and i don’t commute due to anxiety risks
this is what terrifies me about starting work in the trades atm
@@zXHawkxEyeXzit depends on the trade tbh, im in hvac and some technicians will give you the time of day.
I reminded one of himself since i didnt stop asking questions and asking to try things so he decided to take me under his wing
@@zXHawkxEyeXz electrical apprentice here, like he said there are some that are highly respectable and don’t treat you like this that will give you the time of day and enjoy spreading tricks and knowledge of the trade. It is also dependent on which area of the trade you go into, but say road crew in electrical there was 5? Service trucks and 2/5 were respectable. Service truck in electrical is also known to be where the fellons go to 80% of them being drinkers. You can always move around in your trade and go to a different company, which then you will be making same pay and have a different boss. Best of luck, always keep your head up and demand respect but also you can’t force someone to respect you, if they think your a dumbass for not knowing something your not taught that is on them being bad at there job and your superintendent’s and project managers don’t respect that.
@@zXHawkxEyeXz yea me too and im black so im double scared smh
@@moe_grams6973yeah because your race has everything to do with it
The way he said hey......you alright had me😂
Watched this with my sound off. Still knew they were Australian.
Do one where you actual get a good one who vibes right away. They are gems bud
Ahh Bunnings came to the UK for a couple of years snd then scarpered.
The fish fingers sandwich was the hook!
Screws at the end were just disrespectful. Lol
Bro gonna have him catching sparks in a bucket soon 😂😂😂
I love the mumbling at the start
1D10T was just brilliant lmao
Had a guy collecting the old nails on the ground and straightening em back out to use again😂
A box of grinding sparks is my favourite.
& before I would have walked away I’m pushing his ladder over……. The audacity 😂
Go next door and get batteries for thon sledgehammer was a personal favourite of mine😂
The ol' ID-10-TANGO...a U.S. Navy classic!
After the hammer, I was waiting for him to ask for the board stretcher.
Always made new check-ins go to admin for their ID-10T form in the Navy as well.
I once got sent to get some sky hooks.
Fortunately, I knew what they were and just went off 'looking' for them. I got an extra 20 minutes break.
Wen the apprentice follows U around all day😂❤
FYI, they do make left handed hammers. I bought a brand name one once accidentally. I couldn't use it and didn't understand how it could possibly be, but it's absolutely true. 😅😅😅
Here in America half are smoking, the other half dipping. Nowadays probably vaping pfffhh😂
My first day as an apprentice plumber they sent me for a long stand 😂
I thought they were acro props 😂
The one dee ten T, that's cool I've never heard this before I must be getting old.
As a 4th year, its nearly my time to take the torch and carry on the tradition.
Seriously though its all in good fun, give it some time they'll ease up 😂
It is NOT good or fun. It is idiocy. An apprentice is there to be instructed not tortured. If you want respect, be respectable not a jackass.
@@johnbreitmeier3268party pooper
@@johnbreitmeier3268u sound like a damn grandma who says “hey No RuNiNg” to kids 🤦♂️
@@legendmaster1989 And you sound like a whiny 5 YO who has just smashed half the glassware in the house and locked her younger brother in the closet for 4 hours. Go sit in the corner. A worksite is not a frat party. Jackassery is dangerous and cruel.
@@legendmaster1989 I bet they call you Stubby or One Hand.. Safety first
This is pure gold 😆😆 left hand hammer
1D10T hahahahaha only just picked that on second watch. On ya boys.
Nothing get passed you 😂
Damn. That was a pleasant hazing. I'm jealous.
One FNG we got during a house in Dearborn said he enjoyed painting. So crew lead took him a door, had the guy paint it. Would then take it to the other FNG(sn) and have him sand the paint off. Both of them on the either side of the house, away from each other. Lasted 2 an a half days until they took lunch together and came back pissed.
"Where are all these damn doors going if we're both working on so many?"
*Crew lead lights a 5th lunch cig*
"It's been the same one for almost 3 days. I need it done by the end of the day, though. Timeline moved up."
Anyone who got to day 5 without noticing got a talk. Not fired, but you're obviously not paying attention at that point.
Lololololoo
The 1D10T Gaaaaa, go on I’m sick of looking at ya lolololololol
This is a documentary 💯💯💯😂😂
Nice easy 1st day that guys!!!
The $8 tight fitting high vis from Kmart is what really sells this.
The start must be how all Australians sound to the rest of the world😂
1d10d is a fuckin good one lmfaoo im gunna remember that
1D10T, I'm using that thanks...lol
I applied for an apprenticeship like this. The boss looked at me and said honestly they would eat me alive and I’d be the new guy for ever
Tartan paint, spirit level bubble, duckdoos loool
I would never have confidence in somebody's workmanship if they acted like that on the very first day.
We had new guys rewinding air drills.
My poor son was sent down to the stores for spirit level bubbles when he started his apprenticeship 😂
Love your work 😂😂😂😂😂
Should have got him to go get a tin of black n white paint. 😂😂😂😂
Double chuffing, all the building qualifications he needs😂
I couldn’t find the left handed hammer!! 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the kind of shit that turns you into a thick skin man😂
Sounds like the one of sassys buddies in big laz show
the cigarette is very accurate
Ahhhh I remember my first day as a construction worker 😂😂 they had me looking for a caulk stretcher forever until I asked the boss and he looked at me like an 1D10T
Name wrong, straight away. Classic
I got sent on a search for the board stretcher! Lol!
my favourite asking the apprentice to get air for the air compressor
Give them a garage back and send them to Bunnings 😂😂
Drongo
Hahaha he got him back with the Shane O though.
Every Aussie labouring job😂
Next he'll be asking for him to get the tartan paint 😂
Bump start that quickie saw...
“Go get me a struggle bar”
When I started out the fucks got me to go look for transmission sand in storage 😂
Never heard the 1D10T before but that’s class I must admit
In hvac, the pipe stretcher is the go to classic, but another good one is to hand the Apprentice a torque wrench and tell him we need all the hangers torqued to spec. In commercial, that like a weeks work
One we do in Canada, " hey bud, why dont you go and get us a bucket of steam".