Finding Love On Grindr w/ Chris Distefano | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes Chris Distefano on a first date. Lauren and Chris really dive into Chris's struggle with his sexuality. And on the other hand, Lauren gets Chris to share more about his hetero relationship with his girlfriend and their daughters. Chrissy gives some really good fatherly advice about giving up on dreams and how to handle a cheating scandal. The Tasting Menu is an interesting one with history lessons and, of course, gay innuendos. To wrap up the episode, Chris gives Lauren some solid relationship advice.
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TH-cam Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:21 - Introducing Chris Distefano
00:04:01 - Turn Offs
00:07:53 - How to Impress
00:17:04 - Boundary Issues
00:19:11 - Love Makes Time Slow Down
00:23:13 - Cheating Scenario
00:25:53 - Love Language
00:29:05 - Tasting Menu
00:40:12 - Proposal Ideas - ตลก
Theo Von, Bobby Lee request button
I second and third this
Also want Chris Delia, Bryan Callen, Sam tripoli,
@@sebastianuchtdorfyeaaaa maybe Tripoli but I’d give up on that dream bud. Dynamic duo ain’t gonna be near the sweater pups of the century
Tripoli for sure dude.
bobby lee has never been funny in his entire life. theo von tho…. ;)))
She covered up because of "Jazz"...that girl don't play .😂😂
That’s a cat fight I’d pay to see
Probably because she knows he's gay, and they would have no effect.
"Vinny"
She should cover up her balls for Chrissy
lol came here to say these thoughts exactly 😅
The only podcast episode Chrissy has done that Jazz has watched every single second of
Hi Jazz!!
@@TheIronpusher bitch, this is Titi Jerry!!
Jazz is fine af I’m sure she is good and probably likes her
😅
Jazz probably got the raw footage for this one.
“Can you simplify that advice for a kindergartener?”
“Free Palestine” 🤣🤣🤣
Fake country. Fake people.
"I like girls." - Chrissy D. 2024
the delivery of that had a real "I like turtles" energy
He said that w/ his fingers crossed and winked at the camera. We just didn't see it.
I thought Chrissy was going to Vancouver Bc to go on a pee drinking and ball cupping retreat 😂
@@mq6389 Like a true Spartan warrior
Also will be on his tombstone
I just picture Chris' wife Jasmine standing there with her arms crossed staring at Chris, waiting for the conversation w Lauren to take an inappropriate turn so she can turn into the spicy Puerto Rican-Italian that Chris always likes to remind the audience of before referencing her.
I mean... she did once throw a jelly donut at his head on air so.... you're prolly close
Bet she throws tamales at his head.
@@shoedil812she’s not Mexican.
@@SusieQZee So.... She can"t make tamales and throw them?
Yall are too deep in other people's lives
All covered up. She don't want that Jazz smoke!🤣🤣🤣
I love how she called him out on repeating her questions. Chrissy loves to repeat questions. 😂
It's a way he processes the question/statement/topic
Naaaah it's an Italian thing
@@morontv1401 it's still a way to process.
Shes definitley not torturing him with her Bahoobies this time 😂
Chrissy is so anxious 😭
Trying very hard to not be too flirtatious 😂
Hi Jazz
Yup, that's Chrissy D for ya!
Chrissy is gonna get himself in trouble.
Gonna?? Oh that man’s sleeping on the couch for a few weeks for SUREEEE
Chrissy Castrate.
This is Chrissy "Chaos" Distefano.
No....I promise his wife is cool af
Chris can't pretend to be gay on this show lol
Pretend?
Chris is a loose cannon and it’s why we love him😂🤣
Not all that loose on this one
Haha knew all the comments would be about Jazz 😂
04:10
I have autism.
You do?
Yeshlj 😂😂😂😂
I was wheezing in the office when he said that! 🤣
That was crazyyyy
Nutella…that’s my N word 😂😂
Can anyone else explain the prison with a toilet roll up her p*say joke? Haha
This is the most I’ve heard Lauren laugh. Chris killed it. Always good to hear her laugh lol
Normand or Harland
@ 9:55 "do u have any fetishes?" ......."Not really no, well...... chubby Indian women" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chrissy has already made Lauren laugh harder than anyone else recently except Harland, and we're only 10mins in!! No heavies means = no chaos and Chris is in full focus mode lol
That Mrs. Rachel conversation has me cracking up lmfaooooo
His mannerisms are hilarious man. You can see the comedian in him. Whenever she would laugh at him his facial expression immediately changed and he’d laugh too. Likes to see people laugh. Pretty cool.
Why does it feel like there was a gun pointed at Chris the entire episode … lol
Jazz behind the camera waiting for him to slip up 😂
Chrissy, blink twice if you need help.😳😆
Hey jazz
Chris has been straight studying Harlan Williams. 🤣🤣🤣
Night classes at DeVry
Chris has always been like this...but now that harland appeared back on everyone's radars, I can see where you are getting it from
"chocolate or aliens?" LOL
Aliens
I know matteo lane is a gay man but I still think it would be fun seeing him go on a "date" with lauren.
This was one of the best episodes, Lauren and Chrissy Chaos got good chemistry,, no disrepect to Jazz.
Lauren: "it takes a lot to turn me off. "
Where is Rick Glassman
Chrissy is gonna get himself in trouble
Exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail
I think that's why she's wearing the burka in this one
Jazz will be watching this like a hawk!! Chrissy is definitely in trouble Lol
Jazzy on the beat hoe 🎉
@@accelerate08lol omg
I wonder if he called ahead and asked her to cover up the hounds. This is the first time I’ve ever seen her covered this much. Chris knew that he would be murdered if he got caught staring at them.
He very well could have. I remember one other episode she covered up like this but I can’t remember who the guest was.
I think Jazz just gave our lovely host the thousand yard stare 😂
It should be against TH-cam policies to hide the heavies. You know the guest who get the full coverage are pissed like Chris and Harland lol.
Trying to be smart and saying that Virginia Wolf was alive in 1700 is funniest part of that episode
The fact Lauren said she doesn't care about Taylor Swift made me admire her beyond the content of her brassiere
Repeating questions before you answer not only gives you a chance to consider your answer, but it also confirms that the person understands the questions. What a weird thing to latch onto.
Did lauren just say “mix matched” instead of “Mismatched”?
And Chrissy caught it too 😂
Chris was put on this earth to make people realize therapy is ok.
"I have autism."
"You do?!"
"yEsh 🥴"
13:17 I'm laughing so hard my coworkers thought I was sobbing.
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!! YES!!!
OK, I have to give it to Chris, I laughed out loud for a long time when he replied with "my father's head" xDDD
bro he is so on point about what goes through my head when I'm in that situation with a girl in the beginning. I clapped lol he is great at putting feelings into words
I applaud him for telling her straight up that he has autism. He gets more respect by informing people of his issue.
but was it a joke? I feel like it was a joke. If he has it I might have a type, because Rick Glassman actually does have it, so if Chris also has it then... because I like how he just says stuff and he seems pretty sweet, also he looks good, not really my typical type looks wise because he kind of looks like a jock, but he has a quirky vibe so it works out.
Chris calling her Rachel multiple times lmaooooo def gay
So excited for this one!! 👏🏾👏🏾
I didn't want this one to end! 😭 Lol
“That’s why I have the best triceps!!” This is one of the best episodes!
Her ad reads are my favorite part of every show
Lauren and Chris got some crazy chemistry. Jazzy is gonna get pissed .
Chris Distefano you’re a legend haha I was dying at each and every answer he gave
I am completely stumped by the question: "chocolate or aliens". What the actual fuck.
Oh this one’s going to be good 😂
The man has rizz. Lauren was feelin' it!
Lol chrissy had lots of coffee this morning..them stainssss lol
Time for some Chaos.
Scripture tat and a cross? Yes Diddy for sure 😂
I remember when she did Hey Babe and she looked at sal maybe 2 times the whole episode😭
I had to pause the video at 3 minutes 40 seconds to wash my fave because I was listening to it with ear buds at a company such table and was trying to hold in my laughter I started physically crying and had yo go wash my face
If Chris pulled out the ole "hawk tuah" when she asked how to get her boyfriend to propose. I would have died laughing.
Wow what a slap in the face to cover the twins up for Chrissy D. He deserves better. We all do.
"Virginia Woolf died in the 1700's" lol..... Died in 1941
“My father’s head” is hilarious
The Churchill quote at the end was actually wholesome
💯 Jazz showed up with Chrissy to set and was like "Bitch you better cover up or they’re gonna cover you in a white sheet when I’m done"🤣🤣
Thumbs up for the name😂
This dynamic is hilarious lol
I love Winston Churchill is a WILD thing to say lmao
"When I say boobs I mean balls"
The story Chris tells about Jazzy is so sweet.
SLAM! Absolutely hilarious episode
He was waiting to get a jiggle like Ellis got 😂
His girl definitely called the host and told her Chris ain't doing the pod unless she covers up lol
The push down/ jazz cheating bit was genius 😂
Im not the Queen of England 😂😂
Super funny episode, but it wasn't the same without the laughing from the crew
Best ep yet
she knew not to play on this one 😂😂😂
Best one yet
Damn Laurens all covered up....I also enjoy the show for the great convos...not just admiring ❤
Strike 2 on the shirt choice…. I’ve been keeping track!
First time actually watching the ads in one of her pods.
Chris is hilarious. That whole setup with the proposal then instant suicide was amazing 😂
Jazz going to be so mad 😂😂
That is a man who is truly terrified of his Latino girl. Been there before 😂
You can tell Chris is trying not to slip up 😂😂😂
She’s so beautiful
It's the only reason she has views
Stop simping
@@yourah3 she gets my juices flowing gimme a break or gfys
Don't ever stop simping
Man, I couldn’t click fast enough the only one that I want more than this is Theo.
This guy is hilarious! I'm ashamed ive never seen his act!! Great First Date!
Chris D is a Legend!!! Great episode sui-woowy lmao!!
Chrissy is very funny on this podcast! That is very reassuring and I like that.
Underrated podz. Great show 👍
Joey Diaz next!!!
That would be the wildest episode
Dang, first time I’ve wanted to play Tetris with my tongue 😂
29:45 that was hilarious
Its time to just pack it up if we're never going to get Kevin Brennan on this show
I'd love to come to a 4pm comedy show!
"I am a struggling gay man." Chris Destefano 25:15
Your voice sounds like two cats fighting over a dead squirrel but I still love you
I love this show.
One of the people is always guaranteed to be hilarious.
This man is comedic genius and I’m really just now learning to appreciate that
Love this show
I just want to give Chris a hug
Love Laurens laugh ❤