More Cushion For The Pushin’ w/ Harland Williams | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this week's episode of First Date, Lauren welcomes actor and comedian Harland Williams. Harland and Lauren have a great time during their tennis match of disturbing commentary. Harland gives a little bit of genuine insight into his dating preferences and history. They get into about who should pay on the first date and Harland rattles Lauren a bit on that one. To wrap up this (as Lauren puts it) "very strange episode", Harland shares the most magical moment he's ever experienced with a partner.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:32 - Introducing Harland Williams
00:03:08 - Deal Breakers & Dating Preferences
00:09:42 - Tattoos
00:16:38 - Dating History
00:18:54 - Mile High Club
00:21:39 - Who Should Pay on First Date
00:35:51 - Tasting Menu
00:43:44 - Magical Moments - ตลก
The Harland reemergence is one of the best things to happen to the comedy world. Such a great interview
I’m so glad we are seeing more of him.
I love it 🎉
I really enjoyed his JRE episode.
Check out his podcast when he has Kirk Fox on as a guest. He’s been on 3 times at least. It’s so bonkers. I can never stop laughing.🇨🇦
100%
If anyone can fill the huge void left by Norm McDonald, it's Harland.
I’ve said the same. Agree with you. Both Canadian. Quick witted. Never know what they’re going to say.
The best part is that they were really good friends
Quick witted Canadians. Imagine Norm, Harland, Jim Carey, Mike Meyers and Ryan Reynolds all in the same room 🤯
He knows this, feels this. World is a big place.
i feel the same. i wish him and norm did stuff 2gether when they could.
Harland got closer than anyone to scoring on the first date. 😂
Idk... I'm pretty sure theo steamed her ham like principle skinner
@@BoondockGore did they do an episode? couldn't find it
@@samstrolia wow. They took it down. Lol. Yeah... he definitely hit
@@BoondockGore kap
No offense to Ms. Compton, but Harland would be lowering his standards quite a bit.
Harlan absolutely stood 10 toes down on the "who picks up the bill" question. And he 1,000% hit the nail on the head!! Action are immensely indicative of whats to come within a relationship. Way to drive that point across Harlan!
hes a true alpha
@@MrRANDUM145 The guy coined the term alpha has since said he was totally wrong. In recent years wildlife biologists have largely dropped the term “alpha.” In the wild, researchers have found that most wolf packs are simply families, led by a breeding pair, and bloody duels for supremacy are rare.
@@whatdothlife4660 no effing way.. thats even cooler
@@whatdothlife4660Sure, the theory about wolves was disproven, but we're not wolves, we're much closer to apes, and ape troops most definitely have "alphas". And in some species those alphas are not male with the status getting achieved by being proficient at cooperation and managing relationships and emotional states of others effectively instead of aggression. Alpha is just the animal that gets to manage and dictate shit like sharing resources and access to reproduction. Obviously human societal dynamics are way more complicated than atavistic notions like that, but that doesn't mean dominant personalities aren't real and that they're not in charge a lot of the time.
Well said
Literally LOL'd so hard when Harland said
"I had a girl once, we were doing it doggy style, and she got so excited she jumped 7 feet in the air and caught a Frisbee."
🤣 Was NOT expecting that one for some reason.
Dude i haven't seen that yet but that is fuckin hilarious Holy shit😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, how great is that?🤣
hahahahaha belly laughing to this
That joke is an all time great😂
Riff master general
What kind of unhinged version of Lauren did he just trigger 😂😂😂 She doesn't know how to handle him
She got the aftersex hair just by talking to Harland lol
He really fucked her up 😂
New level unlocked 🔓
Harland does that lol, you can't break him, he'll break you lmaooo
He did the same thing to Joe Rogan. He started eating celery sticks right in front of the mike as loud as he could, Joe almost lost his shit 😂
The disrespect shown to Harland is unreal. Have him back on when you find a better top.
😂😂😂😂 what you mean by better is less existent! Haha
Wait whahappen
@@zumimusic1732for not showing cleavage
That’s great
Tits out
Harland broke her after that pay for dinner disagreement. She couldn’t recover 😂
The chemistry here is way better than expected 😂
He definitely brings out the best side of her
Anyone besides Pauly Shore!
The *breast side
@Test-zn9rs her breast side is usually out.
@@Test-zn9rs For real. Possibly the best guest she's had.
Harland saying it’s ok for a woman to pay on the first date REALLY got under her skin, holy shit lol
Fr she was trippin
So was angry she wanted to do the bone dance
Yeah pretty telling how much that bothered her, red flag lol
Red Flag....
That's a "No" from me Dawg
And he made such a a valid point. A woman even just offering to pay is such a green flag and says so much.
Harland, I’ve never seen anyone ride the line between flirting, joking, and philosophizing on love so elegantly. I literally think she has a crush on him now 😂
We all have a crush on Harland now! He’s aged so well, when he was younger no offense he was kinda of awkward and dorky looking. On Rogan he kept referring to himself as daddy which tells me he knows he’s killing the silver fox thing 😂
Harland is no mere mortal. He's like some kind of magical being.
Dude is literally on another level
okay it's official, Harland Williams is officially the best podcast guest of 2024
For quick wit comedian he's possibly the best right now. I haven't heard anyone as good as him when improving on podcasts.
@@damonhtooimprovising even... 😂
Liked him way more on KT
He’s an actual funny comedian, offstage, unlike everyone else who is popular right now
I had only ever known him from that short about cinnamon angels. It’s been so delightful to learn about him. He’s been in so many movies I watched as a kid. It’s like I just found out norm had a brother :,)
I kept waiting for him to pull out some celery and go HAM on it.
He should have!!
Demitri is hungry!
To feed Dimitri?? 😅
RIP Dmitri!
Dimitri is shy around women so he didn't have to feed it.
Unless he's 69 spooning and she's sleeping of course 😴
"Great tongue...wanna go for a snowcone later??" LOL
“I don’t want to walk home like an autistic child who fell on a cob of corn” 🤣😂😅 HILARIOUS!
Lauren pulled her top down… “someone’s been taking origami classes” 💀
lmao
Tits R Us went unnoticed.
This is God Tier flirting.
"I'll put your ass in the ceiling fan and shave your Armenian hair" is one of the wildest lines I've ever heard 😂
“I just want a T bone steak, I don’t wanna walk home like an autistic kid fell in a cob of corn”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Harlem once again running laps around people and just killing their egos in a loving comedic way 😂 this is the art of comedy.
💯👏🏽🍻
Harlem Willians Representin from the Bronx!
Whats the longest relationship you’ve ever had? “…. What time is it?” 😂😂😂
murderous response. so underrated
Harland is the king of looking at the camera and making it funny.
“Wanna go for a snow cone later?”
Almost pissed myself
"What's the sweetest thing you've ever done?"
---absolutely heartbroken look for thirty seconds before deciding on the fourth or fifth one he's willing to share.
I noticed that too
Definitely my favorite episode so far. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Harland ain't playin, playa
Hide ya husband too…
Haha you nailed it on the head playa!
“A girl that could do 150 words per minute” 😂😂😂
150* 😂
@@Photik 😂
Yep..perfect answer to what's your type 😂
I've recently discovered Harland after being on the main YMH show, and holy shit is he just hysterical. So whacky and witty it's hard not to love the dude
He should’ve said at the end “Want to go grab dinner? I forgot my wallet”🤣🤣🤣🤣
She: What kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling over the price.
Hitting on Lauren as a part of Harland's bit added so much flavour to his appearance. He was amazing on Kill Tony recently too
Wow Harland realy got her mad. That's sooooo good. Never paid for a thing in her life 🤣
Man do I miss the wackiness and charm of Harland Williams, He is back! And he is better then ever! No one can short circuit a brain better and Lauren got a taste hahahaha. Like trying a new dish for the first time with flavors she never experienced before, Experiencing a whole spectrum of emotions in a combo she hasn't experienced before. This episode is GOLD!
Harland not letting her attack his T-shirt is the funniest thing ever.
wait
KAW!
Harland found his Cinnamon Angel
Fly fly away 😂
This comment is where the true fans live
Fly fly away
Cinnamon buns 😂
There's probably a kid out there with swollen ankles😢
“Cheating when drunk” “betting belligerently drunk” “texting an ex”
Something tells me these are some of Lauren’s most common “mistakes”
The casual callouts from Harland to Lauren’s boyfriend are GOLDEN
Harland making all the rounds and I am here for it!
I wish he introduced her to Dmitri!
Harland is completely right about the paying stuff. When I was dating my wife, on our 4th date she grabbed the bill and paid it. Huge gesture. Really lets a man know that you’re into him and not just getting freebies.
When I tried the dating apps it was a nightmare. The trend seemed to be “free food, drinks, concert tickets, etc for all.” Felt like an unspoken scam by inconsiderate females. Girls would order expensive food to-go for later when I wasn’t even around. Then the 2nd-4th date take me to run their errands and look at me when it was time to pay for the most ridiculous crap. Don’t fall victim to these brats.
@@MrBuketmanunless brats are your thing.
Yes thats fine. But Harland asked the woman to pay before going put. And I bet he hopes she offers.
*chasing Frisbees.
Your wife paid for our 4th date too. Your wife😂😂😂😂
Lauren is such a professional. God, they really brought out the best performances in each other. SO GOOD.
“Who Pays for Dates?”
Wow… Harland comes back with that incredibly eloquent & honest answer. That any truly compassionate person (regardless of status / financial position in a relationship) absolutely would agree with…!
To reply with “I would never pay for the date NOR offer to pay…. Because I am a princess & only want to be treated like a “princess”.
I was cringing on behalf of a complete stranger the entire time lol 🫣😬
As a woman - In regards to that Topic of Discussion …
We don’t claim her! 🙅🏼♀️ lol
As a man I claim her.
@@carsonwentz8301 lol! Make Sure to Wish Her a “Good Morning Julia” When Asking Her to Go “Full Trottle” 😏
👊👖
It's not like she's putting out any other type of energy. The dudes who go for it should know from the first second what's up. I wouldn't do it but I'm also not going to say the man deserves sympathy.
😂😂😂
Your first paragraph was amazing. I agreed completely throughout these statements.
Harlan could make any girl laugh right into their pants
And those French hair plugs. Oooolala.
Dude he really could. It’s like watching a masterclass
Julie Bowen on David Spade: "He was really charming and thirty minutes later my clothes were off."
Ironically enough, this is the most serious Harland has been on a podcast lately 😂🤣
Bro wips out celery and cabbage mid conversation and gets bear scratch marks for Jre shit was hilarious
@chadhansen5057 I love that what you said isn't an exaggeration lmao
In any interview I have ever seen him in tbh😂
My wife and I met when I had just turned 21 and was broke as hell. The first time she came over, I had condiments and beer in the fridge. The second time she came over, she had two bags of groceries in her arms.
We'll hit 29yrs together in September, and she got to retire before 40. Women that put their men first unlock a man's greatness, and reap all the rewards (too many women nowadays are so selfish that they think "there's no good men anymore").
“You’re the breast.” Lol. My new celebrity crush.
"Yeah lets put that in a meat locker and save it for Thursday" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I knew this date would go off the rails in the most hilarious way. Harland has to be one of the most naturally funny humans on Earth.
Calling cheating a mistake... Someone has been caught before
Im legitimately upset she didnt get dolled up for Harland😂
she's probably glad she didn't cuz of the whole offering to pay thing made her nipples implode anyway.
Harland is an absolute diamond. The camera glances send me into a pants pissing amount of laughter.
Harland is a true professional. He was able to get her to follow his humor and play along, which I didn’t think would happen.
She's pretty good too, gotta give her due props aswell as a host and ability to know what and how to deal with all these diff Personalities in the set situation too
Absolutely! @@EsperLeon730
He also got a little more serious to where u know when he isn’t messing with u for once.
Shes not retarded, guy
“No Donnie Darko” killed me lol
This is the most serious and introspective I’ve ever seen him in an interview. I was fully expecting him to be goofy the entire time.
Harland himself is surprised and amazed by some of his responses 😂😂
Is he saying "unbelievablow"?! 😂
And Lauren is the breast.
And as a goodbye, you're the breast 😂
@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren Wow I made that same comment on here earlier and youtube deleted it.🤦♂️
Here we glow
@@RolandSpecialSauce yeah yt sucks sometimes...
How did I not know how fkn hilarious Harland is? Jesus he’s quick witted as fk
"Garlic bread eyes"
HARLAND DESERVES A MORE REVEALING SHIRT! I’m sad, if anyone deserves to see those fun bags a bit , it’s Harland .
He don’t give a fuck at all
I shared the same sentiment. It appeared to be somewhat disrespectful. It would be more appropriate to allow the girls their freedom.
True he does have a nice chest
What the fuck kind of comment is this 😂😂😂😂
Those ole flop sacks 😂
33:53 "This is called good energy, this is called passion. We're a burning ball of yeast and you're about to get INFECTED!" 🤢🙈🤣
ok, Harland Williams just made the Mt. Rushmore of all time greatest podcast guests.
"You're the breast". One of a hundred amazing lines during this interview! Harland Williams is the comedy genius we've been missing. Between Normand and now Lauren, he's certified Comedy Gold. Always was! I've never seen Lauren laugh more, blush more and really engage! Best First Date episode!
I first became aware of Harland in Up Periscope! But why has this man not been a comedy staple since the 90's? I wouldn't peg him, but I do love him. LOL!
This podcast is actually growing on me! So many great guests recently and Lauren is getting better at playing along with the unique vibes each different guest brings.
Pauly Shore one was good
What a brilliant point about paying on the frst date.
The sincerity stood out amongs all the rest of the comedy.
yeah it was! lauren to be like “if i pay im pegging him that night” shes not understanding its just the offer we want. and that no man would actually let a woman pay but they def appreciate an offer! harland is the man
It's great if the woman pays secretly.
But the man should never hope for it, ask for it, expect it, or even give her a chance to pay.
That's why Harland is old and single
@@carsonwentz8301 lol you're sooo mad nd i love it
@@carsonwentz8301you scared to find out none of them were into you?
"what's your type"
"150 words per minute"
Genius
I saw Harland like 15 years ago at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. I was in the Air Force at the time and there with some military buddies on vacation. He picked on me for like 5 minutes of his set and I laughed hysterically the entire time. He hugged me and thanked me for being a good sport. I told him he is my all time favorite comedian and he gave me one of the best nights of my life. I still think about that all of the time :)
Harlands take on paying for dinner on a first date is so spot on.... I have zero issue paying and do 99.9% of the time, but when my girl randomly pays for something, even if its as simple as a drinks or some hot dogs its like damn..... thanks babe!! Its a nice surprise but def not expected. Lauren is psycho tho, there is absolutely no pegging going down, I dgaf how nice that dinner was 🤣🤣🤣
Yea but why say no pegging? It makes me think that you went out of your to clarify and that is pretty sus my dude. 🤔
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900Lmao, kinda felt like I needed to clarify that bc Lauren was SO dead set on if she pays then her man is getting his butt stuffed, and violently too!! We saw her crazy side come out, and it wasnt very Princess like 🤣
@@InspectorButters4 does that mean she let's them violently stuff her butt when they pay for her? Lmao
Really the man paying makes sense historically as women did not work or have their own income streams. Now women want the ability to live their own 'independent' lifestyles, whore around without consequences and be treated like a lady. I say that if some 'experienced' woman wants to playact like a virgin with me, her income should play peek-a-boo right into my bank account and I'll surprise now and again with an allowance when I see fit.
Have fun being single
The joke about harland doing it doggystyle. The girl was so into it she jumped 7 feet in the air and caught a frisbee. Lmao this dude doesnt miss.
Look out Tom Segura, Harland here might take away your sidechick.
the disrespect by not showing your cleavage is outrageous.
❤❤❤
The way he lifted this pod into another stratosphere that only lasted 50 minutes of this whole show ideas entirety is pretty special
That "My Left Foot" reference was phenomenal 😂
i would normally never watch this, but harland is a legend
I'm glad this episode didn't get lost in that Bermuda Triangle.
When Harlan gets serious and actually answers.
yeh you an tell He's actually very deep but saves it for certian moments or people he deems worth it or wont play into or let him do his schtick and break down his comedy wall. Bill Burr on His show was one of my more faves.
"What is the sweetest thing you have ever done" Oh man I was waiting for "I paid for a dinner once"
I ain’t Eva gunna stop watching Harland Williams on these podcast man
I AINT EVA GONNA STOP
Neva gonna stop!!!!!!!!
LOCK HIM UP, THROW AWAY THE KEY 😂
No seriously, why the F would you say THAT!?!?!
@@willpowerfpv3246 what?
"Love is the most powerful force in the universe. - Harland Williams. Well said and absolutely true! You know das right!
My guy Harland with ZERO red flags 😂🏆
what he said about generosity was so spot on… Lauren needed that tip
“It’s Itchy? Well….” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yep 😂😂
I don't get it. Well what
@@Brutale587”take it off”
Was waiting for a 'they make a cream for that sister'
"John Deere Manure Spreader because I like to get shit done." LMAOOO
“Wait your boyfriend doesn’t know karate or anything does he?”
“No.”
“He will.”
Harland Williams is a national treasure!!
🇨🇦
Harlands rizz is next level
Lauren handled Harland much better than Rogan did. Great banter. The way it should be done. Awesome and very entertaining you two
Truly my favorite guest so far.. i knew it would be off the wall and goofy, but he also just exudes this aura of wisdom and peacefulness. I love Harland so much. I can tell this had to be edited a bunch cuz she didnt know how to keep it with this goofball.
The crow bit killed me💀😂
I was choking from laughter 😂
"Rub it on the crow and let's fly!"
Funniest episode in a long while!
Harland Williams is probably the hardest guy not to like in Comedy. So glad he's finally getting the attention he deserves. Been a fan since dumb and dumber
I think Harland got her juices flowing 😂
Him randomly saying " _your wiiiife_ 😉 " as an answer got progressively more hilarious.
The last one at 38:37 destroyed me 🤣🤣🤣
Lauren’s Red Flag is clearly thinking men should pay for everything. Yikes.
She's not wrong.
@@ryanirving3388Cough coughsimp! cough. Ahem... Pardon
@dannydabberino8145 simp? You clearly don't know me lol
Even if I were a simp, doesn't change the fact she's not wrong.
I as a man would never let a woman pay for me for anything...ever. If that's not apart of your code as a man, that's fine but I reject it 100% that shit is as pathetic as men living in a woman's house splitting bills with her.
@@ryanirving3388They don't get to pick and choose when we're equals. There are no feminist in fires and onboard a sinking ship.
true story.
48:31 "If you could just hold still a second there Parkinsons" "you're the breast" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not even a minute in.
Harland: Love your nails, are those the white frosted tips? Unbelieva-blow.
Lauren: ThAaNk Yewwww!!
We need more people like Harland. Open and Kind.
His responses were great, because they were.... "normal". Normality is too rare in this day and age.
Imagine stop seeing someone because the person wants you to threat them like a human. Respect and decency.
Exploiting people's feelings for monetary gains is sick.
I'm not huge fan of this show personally but this He killed it lmfao. 😂
Lauren laughed harder in this interview than any other
She low-key got mad when he didn't simp as much as she expected and try to mock him and go under his skin and it backfired and she got frustrated and tries to laugh It Off, much Respect to Harland Williams 🍻
I never listen to this but harland be spittin game like fucking crazy
Lauren was in some kind of mood for this one, and I’m here for it.
My type is a girl who laughs…because life is fun
If this was a real first date, she’s 100% going to Harlands place for a “night cap”