Why Bananas Will Taste Different in a Few Years

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  • @damukit2618
    @damukit2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6752

    Well obvoiusly a banana will taste different after a few years, it'll probably taste rotten though. I wouldnt reccomend leaving your bananas somewhere for a few years before eating them.

    • @bilalmalik5002
      @bilalmalik5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Well then.

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      it appears ive been doing it wrong

    • @dankduck
      @dankduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The fuck

    • @Havron
      @Havron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I do, however, recommend doing exactly this with Peeps.

    • @orcabeast8006
      @orcabeast8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @zackriggs293
    @zackriggs293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4139

    50 years later: "You kids will never understand the old taste of bananas"

    • @Versuffe
      @Versuffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The bad taste of cavendish you were forced to have an pre school.
      And now the worse tastes your kids have been forced to have in school

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Versuffe And the even worse taste that their children will have in 2100 school.......

    • @animesenpai1163
      @animesenpai1163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Versuffe unless they managed to have a Lakutan Variety Banana that has a longer shelf life.

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @codyholder4498
      @codyholder4498 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    Isn't that also why artificial banana flavor tastes so different, because they're based on the old type of banana?

    • @xyex
      @xyex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Yep. All banana flavored things are using the old Gros Michel flavor formula. No one bothered making a Cavendish artificial flavoring since they already had a "banana flavor" they could use.

    • @c.arandyl
      @c.arandyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@xyex that is really fascinating

    • @Chocolatebutterjelly
      @Chocolatebutterjelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      This one's actually a myth, sort of. Artificial banana flavour is created with isoamyl acetate because it tastes a bit like banana (being a major component of bananas) and it's cheap, but it wasn't explicitly based on Gros Michel. That said, however, Gros Michel, being sweeter than Cavendish, does taste more similar to sweets flavoured with isoamyl acetate than Cavendish does.

    • @gergogaal568
      @gergogaal568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i hope not because i hate artificial banana (and watermelon) flavors

    • @nude_cat_ellie7417
      @nude_cat_ellie7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gergogaal568 me too. And grape. And raspberry.

  • @lrom5445
    @lrom5445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    There is a variety of banana called the Goldfinger that I read is tr4 resistant. It is being grown in Australia in response to tr4, but failed in the market years ago. It might be the next banana.

    • @coagulatedsalts4711
      @coagulatedsalts4711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      i think the best way to go is to grow many varieties of bananas like we do with tomatoes. that way people get a choice and also if one dies out it won't wreck havoc

    • @lrom5445
      @lrom5445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@coagulatedsalts4711 Absolutely. We're definitely short sighted in our approach to agriculture. I think I read something about bananas being fairly unpredictable when pollenating. That's why it's all the exact same plant, because a lot of the time the results are gross.
      I think it's a job for us home growers, because the big companies won't take a risk. If we grow out bananas in our yards and create more varieties, there's be new ones to try. We can afford to fail in our own yards.

    • @michaelafischer6177
      @michaelafischer6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Goldfinger bananas are definitely popular enough here in Aus! Wonderful to learn they're TR4 resistant, but ultimately, this does seem like a cautionary tale against monoculturing anything, including Goldfingers.

    • @lrom5445
      @lrom5445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaelafischer6177 How do they taste?

    • @riggy1990
      @riggy1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Goldfinger? Is that the same as Lady Fingers? Or is that something different altogether?

  • @M.R._Saar
    @M.R._Saar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3509

    “TR-4 will go down as the worst pandemic of the 21st century.” Nice

    • @darlene8130
      @darlene8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lol 😅🤣😂

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@kd4n347 oh noooo not the superflu that's less lethal than many other illnesses and diseases that kill millions every year all years since forever ago that don't get lockdowns!! Gasp!

    • @thecolonoscoper5168
      @thecolonoscoper5168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      X - Doubt

    • @doritori6768
      @doritori6768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      new deadlier virus waiting to pop out in 5 years:
      think again

    • @hauntaholic0
      @hauntaholic0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@BichaelStevens stfu

  • @ToofKilla
    @ToofKilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7178

    Ok if Cavendish bananas are the worst tasting, then the Gros Michel must have been so unbelievably good.

    • @pawsthecat9575
      @pawsthecat9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@astorionsmith6377 wtf

    • @tylerthegamer8766
      @tylerthegamer8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@pawsthecat9575 I know, right?

    • @thomasawl
      @thomasawl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      I heard Dakota bananas are good. But I can’t get any due to Murphy’s law.

    • @thekwoka4707
      @thekwoka4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

      If you've had anything that's artificial banana flavor and though "this doesn't taste like banana" then it was based on the gros michel flavor.

    • @tylerthegamer8766
      @tylerthegamer8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@thekwoka4707 wow, that’s cool. I didn’t know that.

  • @TomCat13461
    @TomCat13461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "There are over 1,000 different varieties of bananas, about half of which are inedible."
    These are the top 10:
    1. Cavendish Banana
    The Cavendish banana is your “typical” banana found at the local grocery store or farmer’s market. They are slightly sweet and have a creamy texture. They have various stages of ripening, from green to yellow, to yellow with brown spots. They’re grown all across Central America, and their production is essential to the economies in these areas.
    2. Pisang Raja
    Pisang Raja bananas are popular in Indonesia. Featuring a yellow to orange color, they taste like honey-flavored custard with a smooth and creamy consistency. They’re slightly smaller than Cavendish Bananas, averaging four to six inches in length.
    3. Red Banana
    As their name suggests, red bananas have a reddish-purple skin. They have light pink colored flesh and are much sweeter and softer than Cavendish bananas. They also have a slight raspberry flavor that makes them absolutely irresistible.
    4. Lady Finger Banana
    Lady Finger bananas, also known as baby bananas, are sweeter and smaller than Cavendish bananas. They’re usually around three inches in length and feature a creamy texture and sweet flavor with notes of honey.
    5. Blue Java Banana
    Blue Java bananas are also known as the ice cream banana due to their sweet vanilla flavor and extreme creaminess. They feature a beautiful blue peel and a white flesh. They’re actually pretty hardy and can grow in colder regions.
    6. Plantain
    Plantains are a subgroup of bananas that are referred to as cooking bananas. They have a high starch content and are typically used in savory dishes. They aren’t typically consumed raw. They’re a food staple in West and Central Africa, the Caribbean islands, and Central America.
    7. Manzano Banana
    The Manzano Banana is sweeter than Cadvendish bananas with a hint of crunchy apple-strawberry flavor. They’re grown in Central and South America, the Caribbean, and Mexico. They’re short and chubby with think yellow skins that turn black when fully ripe.
    8. Burro Banana
    Burro bananas have a lemony and tangy taste, which makes them one of the most unique types of bananas. They have a flatter, smaller and more square shape than Cavendish bananas. The flesh is creamy white or yellow and is soft with some firmness in the center.
    9. Barangan Banana
    Yellow with small black dots, the Barangan banana has a sweet, mild taste. The flesh is white with no seeds. It’s a popular variety and is eaten as a dessert in many regions across the tropics.
    10. Goldfinger Banana
    The Goldfinger banana was first grown in Honduras by a team of scientists as a pest-resistant banana. It can be cooked when green and eaten raw once fully ripe. It’s similar to the Cavendish banana, with its eventual aim to replace the more susceptible-to-disease variety.
    blog.ediblearrangements.com/different-types-of-bananas/

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well now I really want to try all of those, I never really liked bananas

    • @leoe.5046
      @leoe.5046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't believe I really read this... Now I wanna try all of those, too :(

    • @adithyaholla366
      @adithyaholla366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Show off!!

    • @---iv5gj
      @---iv5gj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my favourite is the red banana which i tried once, it was heaven!
      i also enjoy the "milk banana" commonly sold in my home city, they appear short but very fat, is tangy in flavour

  • @ameliah708
    @ameliah708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Ha I was thinking “how much would I have to pay to get a gros michele” and then he says how much he paid. Nice. I will try them one day!!

    • @muenchhausenmusic
      @muenchhausenmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Ha I" ("Roll credits!") "was thinking..."

    • @UltimatePerfection
      @UltimatePerfection 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He overpaid though. I googled around and seen them for about $60.

    • @afist5595
      @afist5595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@UltimatePerfection I haven’t went to go check the prices, but he bought 14 of them for $116, maybe those 60 dollar prices you saw were selling less of the bananas

  • @sreejith8022
    @sreejith8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2341

    Will we be sad if bananas die because of TR4 ? Yes
    Will bananas be sad if we die because of Covid ? No

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      #cancelbananas

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@RyanTosh you can't cancel a godly being, foolish mortal

    • @eggrollsoup
      @eggrollsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      well, because these bananas don’t grow seeds, they sure would be sad that they can’t reproduce without humans anymore

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wafflies8790
      i dont remember me or my kind being godly but ok

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Bananappleboy now you do

  • @pileofcheese5017
    @pileofcheese5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3698

    aside from being tastier, the Gros Michel was also easier to transport.

    • @slep1654
      @slep1654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I would say you’re a piece of cheese. I pile of cheese would have to be separate pieces on top of eachother. here ya go images.app.goo.gl/hzaB3DfpnAAn3Mhn6

    • @communist_toast9988
      @communist_toast9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Thank you for the information. I must give the cheddar for that information. Sorry if I Swiss the payment by a day or two. No information gets more cheddar than this.

    • @TwitchyTopHat1
      @TwitchyTopHat1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@slep1654 now that's some gouda content

    • @HappGamr
      @HappGamr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cheesed banana omg

    • @eurekify1563
      @eurekify1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You realize Gros Michel literally means fat Mitchell

  • @KrazyKaiser
    @KrazyKaiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I do not remember the part of Alien where the Alien said "I'm the captain now" but I trust you.

  • @Vincent_Beers
    @Vincent_Beers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    For anyone curious who doesn't want to spend $100 on bananas, get banana runts candy. The candy banana flavor is closer to the original banana flavor than the modern Cavendish. The texture is of course completely wrong, since runts are a hard candy, but the chemical used to create the flavor is the more intense and sweeter style of gros michel.

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Always wondered why it was so sweet compared to the rest. It's like "grape, apple, orange, and uh. Sugar ball mixed with a hint of banana?"

    • @Azaghal1988
      @Azaghal1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gros Michel is not more or less original than Cavendish, just a different variety that was more common in the past.
      Original Bananas are basically a starchy paste surrounding 80% seeds by volume.

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Azaghal1988 It was the original mass marketed banana, I'm sorry you didn't grasp that from context.
      The majority of bananas sold to consumers have been going through selective breeding for centuries, that one was the original to go worldwide on a mass market global scale.

    • @LordDomielOfElysium
      @LordDomielOfElysium ปีที่แล้ว

      My fav candy ever, I only like the banana ones lol-

    • @smoceany9478
      @smoceany9478 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ive had gros michel, they dont taste the same, it tastes more like the candy than cavendish but its kinda like if someone never had strawberries, and you gave them strawberry candy

  • @mfaizsyahmi
    @mfaizsyahmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4653

    Gros Michel is still grown and sold in Malaysia. And being the region where bananas originate, I am spoiled for choice with regards to which bananas I can choose, from smol 3 inch bananas to bananas the size of the horn of a cattle. Cavendish is bland in comparison.

    • @crosscheck8770
      @crosscheck8770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Damn bro I’m on my way 😂

    • @sealand9049
      @sealand9049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Noble

    • @johnong7348
      @johnong7348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      I’m malaysian and don’t even know what species or type of bananas 🍌 I’m eating lmao 😂

    • @diesistkeinname795
      @diesistkeinname795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I only know that bananas in the canary islands taste far better than the ones I can buy at home.
      They are also of the smaller variety, but no idea what exact type they are...

    • @tlcpineda
      @tlcpineda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i like those small ones. bite size... hahaha... well... big bite. :D

  • @mencken8
    @mencken8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Just another chapter in the best-seller “Monoculture.”

    • @Pesso86
      @Pesso86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The thing is, banana is a sterile hybrid. There is no alternative. It’s either cavendish banana or no banana.
      And mixing different crops in the same field won’t stop a virus like TR4. It may slow it down, but won’t fix the problem.
      So, monoculture has a lot of problems, but in this specific case, it is not the cause.

    • @PhilLesh69
      @PhilLesh69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      These are worse than monoculture. Bananas are all clones. No way to breed sterile banana plants so every crop tree is a cutting from another crop tree or a "mother" tree.

    • @UltimatePerfection
      @UltimatePerfection 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PhilLesh69 THEN HOW THEY COME TO BE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

    • @green4527
      @green4527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@UltimatePerfection through selective breeding

    • @ginsederp
      @ginsederp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Pesso86 there are many different banana varieties. Problem is, most banana varieties are no good commercially due to not being perfectly yellow, tasting different, having varying sizes, too squishy for shipping, etc.
      Big banana wants bananas that are exactly like the Cavendish, but is resistant to TRP4, because they believe nobody would want to buy a fat and stout, fist sized, overly sweet banana with black spots all over. Or a red oversized banana. Or god forbid, a green banana that's almost like the Cavendish, but is green when ripened.

  • @likely_dreaming6175
    @likely_dreaming6175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can confirm. I worked on a banana farm and you had to WADE through a trough of essentially bleach water or something before entering the farm. Ankle deep minimum. The farm vehicles needed to follow a similar process if they ever left the sterile area.

    • @NonTwinBrothers
      @NonTwinBrothers 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'll think of you next time I pop open a nice refreshing naner

  • @heymemesaregreat551
    @heymemesaregreat551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I swear TH-cam always recommends me banana related videos when I’m eating one. Now I want to eat more bananas

    • @nude_cat_ellie7417
      @nude_cat_ellie7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The AI can hear you mushing down on them. 😂

  • @juhunbaek7330
    @juhunbaek7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    My girlfriend is from indonesia. When she first came to US and had a cavendish banana she said it tastes bad. She said that cavendish exists in indonesia but it is more expensive than other bananas that taste better so it isn’t very popular. She grew up with gros michel (Indonesia apparently is one of the few countries with gros michel still being cultivated) and other amazing banana varieties. I hope someday I can fly to indonesia and get my hands on gros michel.

    • @Howthorne
      @Howthorne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      We have about 5-6 varieties of banana and every single of them has it own unique taste
      U should try all of them :D

    • @RiloElton
      @RiloElton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I live in indonesia and this answers my question. Thank you.

    • @Hamzahyn4
      @Hamzahyn4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Howthorne is scavendish called pisang raja here? I mean thats the only banana that taste bad, but big size though

    • @Howthorne
      @Howthorne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hamzahyn4 i'm not a banana expert so i can't answer that question

    • @Flaruwu
      @Flaruwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Hamzahyn4 those are a different type of banana

  • @BigHorse4200
    @BigHorse4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Uhh I was expecting a happy ending but I guess we are just fucked then?

    • @yesitsmojo24
      @yesitsmojo24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Always has been

    • @matttanner462
      @matttanner462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Like Sam said, we are developing GMO bananas that are immune to TR-4, but a lot of people won't eat them for absolutely no good reason

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Nah, conspiracy theories will just score another self-goal as soon as the "real" bananas run out.

    • @The_Stumbler
      @The_Stumbler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@matttanner462 those GMO's making the frogs gay!

    • @pellebrannvall6521
      @pellebrannvall6521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@matttanner462 Bananas contain government microchips!!!!

  • @destroythehuman3380
    @destroythehuman3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    4:35 ‘the worst pandemic of the 21st century’
    Me: wtf when was this video made... oh, a joke.

    • @fabtbook2583
      @fabtbook2583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too I also thought this was made before 2020

  • @AdoniBezek
    @AdoniBezek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You missed out that the Cavendish has the same weakness as the Gross Michelle and that it is in fact artificial, named in honour of Duke William Cavendish who received an early specimen and its thought that all current Cavendish bananas in the world originate from that plant. Seriously though, the history of banana farming is crazy.

  • @nekomasteryoutube3232
    @nekomasteryoutube3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    If we're going to eventually go down the route of Genetically modified Banana's to make them resistant to disease, why not put that effort into bringing back the older tastier nanners instead?

    • @HappyGick
      @HappyGick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I was thinking about the same. Then I remembered that this refined genetic engineering that we have today didn't exist when Gros Michels went extinct everywhere but in Asia.

    • @ronaldoguevara905
      @ronaldoguevara905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I think because the global export banana supply chain is specifically tuned for Cavendish banana ripening times. Different banana types would require different supply chain timings.

    • @AlexKiritz
      @AlexKiritz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I believe that is one of the plans.

    • @zachhomolka8512
      @zachhomolka8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      As Ronaldo G. said, the logistics probably play a large role - if it decreases corporate profits it isn't gonna happen. But another potential contributor is that the tastes and expectations of people have adapted to the Cavendish variety. I heard somewhere a few years ago that the artificial bananas flavor (ex: banana Laffy Taffy) which a lot of people myself included don't like, is based off the Gros Michel. But it's not because it tastes bad per se, it just throws my brain off because it is so different from what I am expecting. Even if we could get the Gros Michel back, maybe people just wouldn't like it as much as the past generations did.
      But now that I'm typing this, why wouldn't the companies that use artificial flavors just make one that conforms to the expectations of everyone that has never had a Gros Michel? I have so many questions...

    • @jismeraiverhoeven
      @jismeraiverhoeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HappyGick but since it still exist we can still get the genetic material needed, hell we can alter both versions and have different banana flavours to choose from

  • @ogedeh
    @ogedeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Bananas
    In pajamas
    Are coming down
    T H E S T A I R S

    • @rozafisheikh7968
      @rozafisheikh7968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nostalgic

    • @andrw1979
      @andrw1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Now thats a name I haven't heard in some time

    • @legoshaakti
      @legoshaakti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bananas
      in pajamas
      are coming down
      with a deadly fungus

    • @evank06
      @evank06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes officer, this comment

    • @aywhole
      @aywhole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@legoshaakti then they died

  • @gpaderx6105
    @gpaderx6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "there are no bananas will replace Cavendish Bananas"
    FIlipinos: *just choose any! there's Lakatan, Latundan, Seniorita, Saba/Cardaba, etc.*

    • @reymichaelsungazornosa4040
      @reymichaelsungazornosa4040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Our bananas will never die

    • @gpaderx6105
      @gpaderx6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reymichaelsungazornosa4040 amen

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reymichaelsungazornosa4040 Banana pride, worldwide?

    • @Frum5
      @Frum5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. That’s what I thought

  • @TeraV
    @TeraV ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a banana, I find this terrifyingly more deadly than covid

  • @razberrilol4095
    @razberrilol4095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    Petition to make a “Half As Interesting But There’s No Context” Series

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Planes plane plane, train plane, plane plane, train, brick, plane, brick *self depreciating joke* plane, train, planes.
      There you go

    • @caylinvance3569
      @caylinvance3569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Fede_uyz don’t forget a joke about Newark

    • @razberrilol4095
      @razberrilol4095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Fede_uyz and also nanners

    • @JakeyG-eq1un
      @JakeyG-eq1un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @Subroutine7901
      @Subroutine7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the more likes the more people agreeing with the petition

  • @thekwoka4707
    @thekwoka4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    The gros michel are the banana our artificial banana flavor emulates. That's why banana flavor tastes nothing like what he currently call bananas.

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Banana flavoring is terrible

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      No artificial fruit flavor tastes like what they try to emulate.

    • @ericburton5163
      @ericburton5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This makes so much sense. I am not one to complain about "artificial flavors" and like all sorts of fruit flavored candy. But banana flavored candy always tasted waaay sweeter than real bananas (even / especially compared to apple, grape, strawberry, etc. flavored candy).

    • @deadchannel12345
      @deadchannel12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pog, banana flavouring is amazing but I never liked normal ones

    • @programmer437
      @programmer437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t banana flavoring largely just a type of vanilla?

  • @bumblebee__
    @bumblebee__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:59
    GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

  • @WhySoDucky
    @WhySoDucky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: the Gros Michel contains a high concentration of chemical compound called 'isoamyl acetate' which is used in everything banana-flavored, so you can actually taste them without spending 116$ on the real thing. It has been the go-to flavor since forever, and used ever since.

  • @DAndyLord
    @DAndyLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    In English Gros Michel would mean Big Mike.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Isn't he married to Barack?

    • @4.0.4
      @4.0.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@elultimo102 Gros ≠ Gross

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Andy P I'm the only child, of an only son, of an only son---and I have no kids. I'm the last of my line. When I'm gone, there will be no more. Thus, an appropriate nom-de-plume.

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elultimo102 So your the Cavendish banana.You two will will share the same story.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PrivateMcPrivate ROFL! But not from the same cause.

  • @andrewk9267
    @andrewk9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Better start throwin Cavendish in a freezer so I can let my grandkids taste em

    • @mansoorahmed1256
      @mansoorahmed1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Bold of you to assumed that you will have kids

    • @sannidhyabalkote9536
      @sannidhyabalkote9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@mansoorahmed1256 Apply water to the burnt area

    • @elise3455
      @elise3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mansoorahmed1256 Or that your kids will have kids 😱

    • @emilioalexandrakis5162
      @emilioalexandrakis5162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      You can’t actually put bananas in a freezer because they are used to tropical climates and if you put them in a cold place the cell walls will break down and now you have what is basically a rotten banana by putting them in your freezer. I found this out from a 1920s cartoon on how to use bananas because bananas at the time in the US was a very new thing and the public needed to know how to use them properly.

    • @emilioalexandrakis5162
      @emilioalexandrakis5162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thanks for listening to my ted talk

  • @evilpimp4371
    @evilpimp4371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Humanity: has an extremely secure vault with all the seeds needed to continue growing our fruits and vegetables, just in case of major worldwide disaster
    Also humans: the taste of banana today as we know it will be gone in a few years.

    • @user-qf6we6vr4z
      @user-qf6we6vr4z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Problem is: bananas are one of the few stoopid plants that don't have seeds, so we really can't get them to Svalbard even if we wanted to

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@user-qf6we6vr4z
      That’s mostly because seed bananas were artificially selected to have smaller seeds. OG bananas had seeds the size of a soybean, but, well, people didn’t like having to pull out those giant blocks out of their fruit, so bananas got selected for seedless, and now every banana has to be cloned.

    • @mossy_6475
      @mossy_6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-qf6we6vr4z And do you know who’s fault that is?

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it humanity’a fault for selecting majorly identical seedless bananas?

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mossy_6475 is it your mom?

  • @spungboy
    @spungboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost every video I see made by you seems half as interesting, you really did a good job naming your channel

  • @michaeluhlemann4964
    @michaeluhlemann4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    It will taste different because they'll be moldy in a few years

    • @pawsthecat9575
      @pawsthecat9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lmao underrated

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      big brain

    • @anlasma7942
      @anlasma7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They would be black as coal

    • @OneDotLeader
      @OneDotLeader 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I clicked this video just to comment this but I guess you r/beatmetoit then…?

  • @alberttantivit9474
    @alberttantivit9474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    When I went abroad to the US many years ago, I tried the Cavendish banana and noticed how bad it tasted. I realized that here in Thailand, I was raised with eating the Gros Michel that is still grown around the whole country (my neighbors also have the Gros Michel) trust me they’re sweet and delicious af, maybe another reason why y’all should come over.

    • @lagartixabeats
      @lagartixabeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No, come to Brazil, we have a lot of gros michel too

    • @bigfish3846
      @bigfish3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@lagartixabeats and the three c’s
      Crime
      Corruption
      Cociane

    • @lagartixabeats
      @lagartixabeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bigfish3846 u forgot
      - Crackheads
      - Cuscuz (tasty food)
      - Corona
      - Cuzões (big asses)

    • @jacksonayres6326
      @jacksonayres6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like the taste of Cavendish, it might be more of acquired taste. Or perhaps that the Cavendish wasn't what you expected and that made it taste worse

    • @MrDeathBunny
      @MrDeathBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't banana flavored candy made to taste like gros michel?

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “When your Nan wanted to nom on a ‘nanner...” lol

  • @HaBBiSiFy
    @HaBBiSiFy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Blows over 100 dollars to some special bananas, eats them raw. Well played.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    You missed a “yes we have no bananas” joke.

    • @peccantis
      @peccantis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Considering the song is very specifically about the shortage of bananas due to TR1 wiping out almost all 'Gros Michel' plantations, i.e. the exact precursor scenario of what is now facing us with our 'Cavendish' due to TR4... would it have even been funny?

  • @paulyiustravelogue
    @paulyiustravelogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    It is safe to say “going bananas” will have a different meaning in a few years

    • @elijahleddy1757
      @elijahleddy1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😔😂🤡😔

    • @jpaugh64
      @jpaugh64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That phrase might go the way of the dodo!

    • @pandersperson4953
      @pandersperson4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate you and love you for this pun

    • @akahyp3r176
      @akahyp3r176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @TrueREAL
      @TrueREAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thing that really sucks about fusarium is that it stays behind in the soil, so if you replant you're still screwed.

  • @aaronmarkstaller
    @aaronmarkstaller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    TLDR: laffy taffy is genetically engineering super bananas that taste like their banana flavored laffy taffy

  • @kevinh9657
    @kevinh9657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    A few years? They only last in my fruit bowl for a few minutes!

    • @dabing862
      @dabing862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      280 likes no replys I'm changing that

    • @Szpak92
      @Szpak92 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been hearing about the death of the Cavendish for 20 years. Don't worry in 20 years we'll be watching VR, scentoscope, tastoscope vids about the imminent death of the Cavendish.

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @jayredd8340
      @jayredd8340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna like but it's at 420

    • @slome815
      @slome815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Szpak92 That's normal, a fungal plant disease takes a long time to spread worldwide. It is almost impossible to stop though. The elm disease took more then half a century to destroy 99% of all elm trees in europe as well. The american chestnut is another good example, the chestnut blight also killed most of those trees, north american forest used to be about 30% chestnut in the 1900's.

  • @celies88
    @celies88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    "GMO saves nanners" might actually be a pretty good PR move for scientists. I've never understood the fear of GMOs.

    • @Kreeos
      @Kreeos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      The fear comes from scientifically illiterate making shit up because they don't understand the real science behind it. They spread lies like it's less nutritious or they'll give you cancer.

    • @bensdorp1993
      @bensdorp1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Because most GMO crops cant reproduce themselves so u gotta buy seeds every year

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Genetic pollution

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@Kreeos I'm absolutely for GMO but the genetic patents make it really tricky and Big Farms can sue smaller farms for having their crops unintentionally fertilized by GMO pollen.
      The laws are fucked fam.
      It's not a good idea to implement GMO that much that soon

    • @SpazzyMcGee1337
      @SpazzyMcGee1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@bensdorp1993 Farmers buy seed every year regardless. They don't just use their own seed. That would lead to reduced crop yeilds due to suboptimal seeds.

  • @KS-di4bn
    @KS-di4bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s!" -Kelly Kapoor.

  • @aaronnewbury6930
    @aaronnewbury6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We'll be fine once all the Karens ™ realize that GMOs being bad for you is a crock of dookie

    • @nude_cat_ellie7417
      @nude_cat_ellie7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, there’s really no way to know the long term consequences yet. Personally, I’m less concerned about them being bad for ME as I am about them being bad for variety. For instance, GMO corn gradually wiping out and taking over other varieties through cross pollination and market drivers.

    • @EnchWraits
      @EnchWraits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nude_cat_ellie7417 There's also no way to know the consequences of like every thing you eat, because that is changing every time, for all we know, a random allele swap during reproduction could make a cow poisonous.

    • @EnchWraits
      @EnchWraits 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nude_cat_ellie7417 I apologise, I might've misinterpreted your comment the first time I commented on it.
      But yes, I agree, GMO crops can be bad for variety (in multipleways, biodiversity being one). (Although that's also the case with "conventional" crops.)

    • @tylerhawley2106
      @tylerhawley2106 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nude_cat_ellie7417 Good point, but this would be a problem even in the case of using 1 variety of heirloom plant. Monoculture being the root issue in both cases.

  • @benjicohn
    @benjicohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Sam: "ellen DeGeneres being a nice person, a thing of the past"
    me: spits water

    • @discretelycontinuous2059
      @discretelycontinuous2059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The truth bombs Sam drops are epic

    • @polasamierwahsh421
      @polasamierwahsh421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excuse me , but why isn't she seen as a nice one anymore?

    • @thesidneychan
      @thesidneychan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@polasamierwahsh421 Google it. You'll discover the sad reality.

    • @vajrithaburgu3679
      @vajrithaburgu3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@polasamierwahsh421 she has got into many scandals that's why

    • @polasamierwahsh421
      @polasamierwahsh421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vajrithaburgu3679 could you name some so i can look them up< if you dont mind?

  • @elfo5856
    @elfo5856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Talked to my grandad (born in 1936). He confirmed the bananas where sweeter and (fun fact) they didn’t have bananas until 45 cause of world war 2

    • @timgreenglass
      @timgreenglass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      would this explain the old novelty song of Jimmy Durante "yes we have no bananas"?

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timgreenglass thats what the song was about

    • @mayurpatel847
      @mayurpatel847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bananas were sweeter because method to ripe bananas were different back then

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats why hitler is considered evil he tried to stop people from eating bananas

    • @dallaselgin2636
      @dallaselgin2636 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I talked to your grandad and he said you're an embarrassment

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm going to buy some bananas now. Let's enjoy while they last.

    • @WenisincTM
      @WenisincTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m allergic to banana

  • @slecxv4257
    @slecxv4257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TH-cam videos like this is the reason my sleep schedule is fucked up

  • @wyqtor
    @wyqtor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Here's a tip: go to Thailand and buy some local bananas there. They have some tasty ones over there.

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got food poisoning diarrhoea and nausea there tho

    • @slavicnonatho8062
      @slavicnonatho8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 anything for the nanners

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slavicnonatho8062 yes

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_lod I have been to Thailand twice, both 14 day vacations, only place I didn’t get nauseous and stuff like that was at a Swedish restaurant 😳

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_lod oo

  • @jackturnbull249
    @jackturnbull249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Cant believe all this money is going to an unknown disease called “COVID” instead of helping those poor bananas. smh

    • @DavidJohnson-pu2jh
      @DavidJohnson-pu2jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I live in America and I'm telling you poverty Wage inequality And environmental degradation Are at all time highs And racism is still around but it's not as bad as it was during the 60s and 70s And Covid 19 Is already the worst Pandemic of the 20th century. Look If we can save the bananas Then we should try but we can always find another source for potassium Such as a sweet potato or beets If anyone out there is interested in knowing why poverty is so bad in America check out Robert Reich TH-cam channel He'll explain it Watch some of his videos and see for yourself

    • @Ricksteady8
      @Ricksteady8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DavidJohnson-pu2jh I also live in America and Im telling you that Tropidosteus curvatus is a large, extinct holonematid arthrodire placoderm from the Givetian-aged Crinoidenmergel stratum of Middle Devonian Rheinland, Germany. T. curvatus is known from primarily from a slender, 42 centimeter long, arched median dorsal plate, where the two sides meet at a sixty to ninety degree angle, which would have given the live animal a humped appearance. The median dorsal plate is very similar to the median dorsal plates of Rhenonema and Belemnacanthus, and is the primary reason for T. curvatus' placement within Holonematidae. After stating this reason, Denison, 1978, then questions Tropidosteus' placement within the family, noting that the dorsal plate lacks ridged ornamentation, which is a key diagnostic trait of the family. The ornamentation otherwise consists of an external covering of small tubercles.

    • @jayredd8340
      @jayredd8340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DavidJohnson-pu2jh Someone didn't get the joke.

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right !! Bananas have feelings too! (I'd say BLM but this a joke and that's disrespectful)

    • @c47_
      @c47_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So banana is important and not human life

  • @luciacastille
    @luciacastille 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    How are the bananas doing?

  • @rayganthetheremind1216
    @rayganthetheremind1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Crewmate:
    There is 1 impostor fungus among us

  • @bruhentertainmentstudios2922
    @bruhentertainmentstudios2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    When u realise HAI one day might just..... end

  • @ahmadalkhateeb1180
    @ahmadalkhateeb1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I litterally ate a banana for the first time in a while today, and thought "man this is pretty good hope bananas don't change much from this in the future".

    • @rheafonfabre
      @rheafonfabre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally me

    • @litinupcito2044
      @litinupcito2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is it just me or bananas are slowly starting to taste more bland

    • @superg6787
      @superg6787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@litinupcito2044 I was thinking that too. You are not alone

    • @dexterflodstrom9975
      @dexterflodstrom9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@litinupcito2044 for sure, I've noticed all oranges have a weird ass tumor mini orange at the top here in Sweden as well, they didn't when I was younger.

    • @binkao2938
      @binkao2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes I get a bunch of horrible bananas that aren’t sweet at all and taste mealy like starchy grossness. I love the current bananas when they are normal though. I hate banana flavored candy so I really hope our bananas don’t change. It’s natural to lose some of our ability to smell and taste as were aging though. But I remember peaches being much softer and yummier during my childhood. These days I can’t find a soft peach even when I’m traveling in countries with warmer climates. They used to be my favorites as a child, but now I haven’t eaten one in over 10 years and the last few times I did try them I spit them out. I really wonder what happened to peaches 🥺

  • @cas7010
    @cas7010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:32 "worst pendemic of the 21 centry"

  • @xXmlgamingXx355
    @xXmlgamingXx355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So basically, bananas are going to be really expensive in the near future until they’d finally disappear completely?

  • @confusedwhale
    @confusedwhale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Apparently, you can taste what a Gros Michel pretty easily.
    How?
    If you have gotten anything banana flavored (at least in the USA), you have tasted what a Gros Michel tastes like, which is also why "banana" flavor doesn't taste like the bananas you can get in the store.

    • @theivoryraven3090
      @theivoryraven3090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I hate banana flavored stuff but love bananas

    • @TheZenytram
      @TheZenytram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      so i hate this banana. taste awful, chunky banana is the tastiest of all

    • @doner6894
      @doner6894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uhhhhhrgggggg I live in Germany but absoluty love banana flavoured milk xD

    • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
      @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love banana flavored stuff but hate bananas

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's not true, and it's an over-simplification of the situation. Banana flavored candy only contains one flavor chemical, isoamyl acetate, and occasionally a few others to make it taste slightly more "real." This chemical is found in both gros michel and cavendish. On its own, it doesn't taste much like a real banana of either variety. It tastes like banana flavored candy. Just like articifial cherry flavor doesn't taste like real cherries. All real foods have a complex combination of acids, bases, essential oils, and volatile compounds that add to the flavor profile, but also require aromatic compounds to trigger your sense of smell to get the flavor just right. Without smell, most foods taste pretty bland.

  • @EastofVictoriaPark
    @EastofVictoriaPark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I like that his content has gotten saucier (see: recycling).

  • @joseecheverria4362
    @joseecheverria4362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow without even knowing since I moved to Guatemala, you can find Gros Michel bananas in just about every market. And yes I have to agree they are sweeter yet smaller in size also red dacca bananas which the peel is a purple reddish tone are really good and a bit harder to find here in guatemala but my gramps has a few growing at his house hahahah

  • @dannycamacho2905
    @dannycamacho2905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    COVID 19 said Hold MY BEER 🍺

  • @kipmi9608
    @kipmi9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Me living in a tropical country with lots of choices for bananas: cool story bro

    • @theexchipmunk
      @theexchipmunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes, but actually no. All of these are not really that good for that purpose. Namely being massively farmed, shipped across the world and that need to appeal top the customer. We do have NO banana that covers all of that to replace the Cavendish.

    • @sushi777300
      @sushi777300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you stupid???
      You'll feel the negative impact even more

    • @floppyD
      @floppyD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@sushi777300 Of course not, bananas grow everywhere in tropical countries, you buy them from local, small sellers that don't have to worry about that since they won't be working in monocultures to export to other continents. Btw there's lots of species and most of them taste way better than this Gros Michel, which looks a lot like the ones I would find in supermarkets.

    • @redachija2976
      @redachija2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @TheExplodingChipmunk hmmm are you sure they can't be farmed? I know Japan is importing bananas from Philippines and Google says Philippines is exporting millions of tonnes of bananas annually, so it seems like some Asian bananas are capable of being farmed in large scale.

    • @ruchita6801
      @ruchita6801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same, we got atleast 6 different varieties of bananas

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:40 *Eats a very green banana*
    *Starts passive-aggressively complaining that it sucks*

  • @talos_the_automaton2329
    @talos_the_automaton2329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:16
    Crisco is still really good in biscuits

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TR1 : look at me
    Banana farmers : OK
    TR1 : **I'm the captain now**

  • @iamnotlnw
    @iamnotlnw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    me, south east asian look at two kind of bananas in my kitchen : confuse screaming

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aight, we going back to colonize in the name of the bananas.

    • @angieje
      @angieje 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meneither3834 lmaoooooo

    • @human8985
      @human8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup uhh i eat like the long banana (tasty as hek) and the one's spefically for with food

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the long banana is a cavendish

    • @human8985
      @human8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@auhsojacosta1672 ok

  • @amistrophy
    @amistrophy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    This video is reverse clickbait.
    Actual content says bananas are all gonna die.(unless gmo)
    Thumbnail says banana gonna taste different.

    • @JPSnow
      @JPSnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I thought too.

    • @adamprice4559
      @adamprice4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Taste different because they will have to become GMO bananas...

    • @jean-baptistechopin1799
      @jean-baptistechopin1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Both are not contradictory. All bananas are gonna die, so as we will probably create a new banana, which will taste different than the previous one, therefore banana as a whole will taste different.

    • @amistrophy
      @amistrophy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jean-baptistechopin1799 I never said they were contradictory, but they can be purported to be. If all bananas die, which bananas can still *live* to taste different? For either statement to be true, the other must be false.

    • @jean-baptistechopin1799
      @jean-baptistechopin1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amistrophy Then you're misunderstanding the phrasing. The "bananas" that taste different are bananas as the idea of banana, the fruit as whole, with all its known past varieties. "Banana" itself, not "Gros Michel Banana" or "Cavendish Banana" specifically.

  • @Foxfairy5
    @Foxfairy5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gros Michel, is why banana flavored candy don't seem to actually taste like bananas, Cavendishs weren't the popular banana when the flavoring for the candy was invented.

  • @DavidRodriguez-df4gt
    @DavidRodriguez-df4gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pro tip : the "S" in "Gros Michel" is silent (I'm pretty sure it's a French word, feel free to correct me)

  • @furn2313
    @furn2313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    TR Fungus : *exists *
    Bananas : Hehe, I'm in danger

  • @ronindebeatrice
    @ronindebeatrice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "When your Nan wanted to nom on a nanner." I'm pretty sure I'm only alive because Nan didn't want to nom any nanners.

    • @shaneben8745
      @shaneben8745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trust me, we all know your Nan

    • @gangstasteve5753
      @gangstasteve5753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      im pretty sure this only affects bananas, not people.

    • @channelglenn
      @channelglenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Secret code validated

  • @famousramus2288
    @famousramus2288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine all the Karens at grocery stores going bananas complaining that there are no bananas left

  • @sankyumiku
    @sankyumiku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After watching this, I made a quick research about the bananas we have here in Philippines and oh boy there are like, 13 different varieties of bananas that we can choose from (although I've only really tasted 5 of them lmao), there's even a red one that I never knew about until now.

  • @Eggyhead
    @Eggyhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Banana: update 1.12 patch logs
    - New taste

    • @Nebula_42
      @Nebula_42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aubymori1333 eg

  • @bene2132
    @bene2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    COVID-19- I will be the worst pandemic of the 21st century
    TR4 - Hold my beer

  • @Digo-eu
    @Digo-eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We have the Cavendish here in Brazil (for the locals, I think Nanica is a Cavendish, hope I'm not mistaken), but there are other more popular varieties, like the ones we call Prata and Maçã (meaning literally "Silver" and "Apple" bananas).

  • @chickenisgood1
    @chickenisgood1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The worst pandemic in the 21st century"
    Everyone in 2020:

  • @micaiahtucker3771
    @micaiahtucker3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “Good old days where women and minorities didn’t want so many damn rights” -HAI

    • @interkeksual7653
      @interkeksual7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yea that's going in my cringe compilation

    • @jpgaminf7834
      @jpgaminf7834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      based

    • @koyrion
      @koyrion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jpgaminf7834 lame

    • @rgzzz3375
      @rgzzz3375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you dont agree with a certain people burning down buildings and rioting during a pandemic you are a racist.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Fresh Baguettes’ scent however will last forever.

  • @Karirawri
    @Karirawri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm from brazil, and down here we have at least 5 other banana varieties.
    nanica (dwarf cavendish) is apparently not the same as cavendish but similar so i guess it's the standard.
    maçã (apple) is fat and short, has an astringent aftertaste, and i personally don't like it.
    prata (silver) is a bit like the cavendish but usually straighter with a smooth skin and tastes slightly better imo.
    ouro (gold) is really tiny, fits in the palm of your hand, and tastes like a piece of heaven itself. i'd wager it's better than the fabled gros michel.
    and finally, banana da terra (earth banana) which is starchy and used for cooking, eating it raw is just painful

  • @noodlegawd
    @noodlegawd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video could be like 2 minutes long without all the stupid eyerolling "jokes." I'm now one tenth as interested in watching any more videos on this channel.

  • @OhThatEdit
    @OhThatEdit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Nooooo, we should find something for it!

    • @andrasaronkazai5179
      @andrasaronkazai5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE??????

    • @typlcai
      @typlcai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrasaronkazai5179 ?

    • @andrasaronkazai5179
      @andrasaronkazai5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@typlcai he is in every 'the most liked comment will be in the thumbnail' kind of videos and now he's here too

    • @andrasaronkazai5179
      @andrasaronkazai5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Laquelectro he's in every 'the most liked comments will be in the thumbnail' kind of videos and now he's here too

    • @andrasaronkazai5179
      @andrasaronkazai5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tasnim Arpon ok, bye

  • @saumitrachakravarty
    @saumitrachakravarty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    In my local lingo, Cavendish Bananas are called something that literally translates to "Bananas of the Sea". I don't know why!

    • @reillywalker195
      @reillywalker195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They originally came from England, an island nation and far from most banana growing regions. Maybe that's why.

  • @Stego27
    @Stego27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so instead of making resistant GMO cavendish bananas, could we just make resistant GMO gros michel bananas instead?

  • @airbus350ulr
    @airbus350ulr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There goes my childhood
    Banananannsannananzsnanannanananananananananananananns

  • @jasonfischer8946
    @jasonfischer8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The thought of no bananas gives me a...splitting headache.

    • @name6953
      @name6953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not for me, i dont like bananas

    • @MinnesotaExpat
      @MinnesotaExpat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got it. You got a lol from me.

  • @shivalingarajklingaiah705
    @shivalingarajklingaiah705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    honestly, this video was *BANANAS*

  • @oracle3d
    @oracle3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:54 The Gold Finger Banana

  • @KelpTheGreat
    @KelpTheGreat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't see any comments questioning the statement at 5:11, that Crisco is defunct. What alternate dimension are you living in, Sam? Crisco isn't defunct at all.

  • @dylanwoodcock687
    @dylanwoodcock687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I’m placing bets on how many times sam doesn’t say banana

  • @kramo
    @kramo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Where's a GMO when you damn need it!!

  • @ArwayObm
    @ArwayObm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Tr4 would be the worst pandemic in 21th age*. Corona virus: am I a joke to you?

  • @bigdumbbubba
    @bigdumbbubba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you are ever in Kauai make sure you have a banana, they are grown on the island and I think they may be Gros Michelle's. They are smaller, more flavorful and much sweeter, I eat them everyday when I'm there. The first time I had one I was super surprised, they actually taste more like "banana" flavored things than typical bananas do.

  • @kiryuchan137
    @kiryuchan137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    As a Burmese, this video is totally mind-blowing. Here, if you go to a store and ask for a banana, the confused shopkeeper will look at you and ask what kind of banana you want. I can think of four totally different types of bananas just while writing this comment.

  • @CG64Mushro0m
    @CG64Mushro0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “There is a Fungus among us”
    Yes

  • @captainmayo0505
    @captainmayo0505 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are so many varieties of bananas found in our country that it seems so weird that some people never tasted more than one type of banana....and I love wild bananas, the crunchy seeds makes them the perfect healthy yet tasty snack ....

  • @aniruddhxie2k215
    @aniruddhxie2k215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I should be sleeping but I am here knowing why bananas will taste different

  • @username.
    @username. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Can't wait for youtube to recommend this in 2025, it will be interesting to see if this is right

  • @stephanieparker1250
    @stephanieparker1250 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The graveyard scene with the veggies 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kkccentral4663
    @kkccentral4663 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    as a monke, this hits me hard to know that our bananas won't last long😔

  • @inigo8740
    @inigo8740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:25 It's a banana, Michael. How much could it cost? 10 dollars?
    In this case Lucile Bluth was not far off.