Carrot Slat! I remembered that name, and that it was from a Jake and Amir sketch, but it took me 10 years to find this video again (I used to search Carrot Slat on Google years ago but there were no leads). Finally my search concludes. Awesome video lmao.
I was thinking that that but what Amir did was technically illegal as he is buying unsafe materials and john wolf only does legal stuff. If he did something like this he would probably just shit in the concrete mix so peoples houses had a faint smell of crap.
"do you have frequent bowel movements?"
"frequent flyer miles?"
hahahahahha
Aezoh ' flyer*
Makes sense now considering his episode on Adam Ruins Everything
I like how Amir becomes all docile when Bens around . Lol
Ben Schwartz's character is so weird that even Amir can't take it.
Ben's character makes Amir seem normal
+Ahmed Musaliar Kind of like when Jake is insecure.
Ben has a sonic beacon in his head that dampens Amir's brain activity.
hi it’s been six years but i feel like ben and aimir’s characters have a predator prey relationship.
None of them shit a normal amount haha.
Jake sure as hell wouldn't waste one of his 52 yearly poop-moments by putting his buns on a cold hard copier
That was the quickest it took Ben to come up with a name for himself👏
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+BindeDSA Wrong. In the finale. He says "Ben Shwartz" immediately ;)
+PietheBeast314 no he doesn't say it immediately
+PietheBeast314 he wasn't coming up with it, though.
what about charlez
How many people has Amir killed?
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
A bad amount
like the worst amount
+Tanner 😬50 am I 20 the 30th+× +6w5 I can 5
+Best Braai Like a bad amount
0:35 Best pronunciation of "feces" ever.
*faeces
I didn’t even catch that.
fa-SEASON-saud?? x'D
I still say it that way to myself
F'seas
We're glad this comments section has become an open forum for discussing healthy bowel movements. Where is Dr. Oz when you need him?
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no love from the peanut gallery
no idea
Yo
Losing a senate race in Pennsylvania
once a week wtf that's even more disturbing than 20 times a day
Wachi2000 yeah once or twice a day for me
Once a week is more normal than 20 times a day
Jake and amishhhh
Wachi2000 skinny
I did that once because there no bathrooms and farted so much
I love how even Ben's character is shocked by Amir shitting 40 times a day lol
I want, in his handwriting, ben's list on a tshirt. I think that would be the coolest
has anyone else noticed Amir has confessed to killing people through out many Jake and Amir episodes
It's the goof!
- Both of you guys are shitting way too much.
- You're shitting way too much.
- I shit once a week.
- That's way too much.
Love it.
Perfect
Once a week? Damn Jake, you barely eat.
Jack Nack it’s way too much
Hey Jake and Amir, I would just like to say thanks. You always make me smile during my most stressful times.
I love Ben Schwartz
They have a new podcast episode out with him in btw.
He needs to be a permanent member. To be sure!
Same, gotta love him
'took a quick faceees.'
1 shit a week? thats really bad lol
Marin Shatterhand That's WAY too much
Those first 20 seconds have always been my favorite part of this entire series
Ben Schwartz makes every collegehumor video funnier. He should just be in all of them.
"I will upload a video of myself..." Anyone else really wanna know how that helps amir get dressed?
"someone opened up the glass took a quick feces" i died
I always wonder what a "Kool-aid back dude" is until I remember Ben is saying "cool laid-back dude"
THIS. THIS guy is gonna be Sonic's voice in the movie...
And I totally hear it! :D
I know. I've seen like more than 20 of these comments related to the Sonic movie.
And he was Randy Cunningham
I fucking love Ben Schwartz
10 years later still hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did Amir say that entire first line without stopping to take a breath?
Golden lungs, sir.
Carrot Slat! I remembered that name, and that it was from a Jake and Amir sketch, but it took me 10 years to find this video again (I used to search Carrot Slat on Google years ago but there were no leads). Finally my search concludes. Awesome video lmao.
The way he says 'Why is that not normal?' at 1:10
anyone else deep diving on J&A during quarantine?
I forgot how much quality gold these videos are
"I shit once a week" wtf man that's some serious constipation
"Took a quick feces" love the way he pronounces that
I'm so glad for the support! I'm watching this while taking a dump!
I picture Randy Cunningham when I hear Ben Schwartz talking
I picture Sonic 😆
Even the cursing XD
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from Virginia."
Literally dyingg
The fact that he looks kinda like Randy Cunningham is even cooler
Lmao
Carrot slat sounds like a certain disney character
And now this man plays Sonic
NO MORE KOOLAID BACK DUDE
lol, came for this. beat me to it by 6 months
Lord Chilled what did we have b4?
Ben Schwartz is always hilarious. High Times Editorial Office was the best...
I DEMAND MORE BEN SCHWARTZ!
1:36 that part has such a 'If I Were You" feel to it, my god!
OMG I LOVE THIS GUY! MORE! WE NEED MORE OF HIM!
I MISS THEM!
Ben fits in with them every time like he has always been there.
Part 2 of this BLEW me away...
that thing amir did sounds kinda like a jon wolf story
I was thinking that that but what Amir did was technically illegal as he is buying unsafe materials and john wolf only does legal stuff. If he did something like this he would probably just shit in the concrete mix so peoples houses had a faint smell of crap.
I'm pretty sure it's not technically legal to shit in the cement for a house
Potatomato
Only one way to find out.....
Wolf wouldn't of checked back. He just likes knowing that he did wrong. Almost global but not nearly coy enough
Still one of the best videos ever
Amir is just like Carl from "Llama with Hats".
Hands down the best Jake and Amir in the whole series
I always know its going to be good when Ben Schwartz is in it!
“You’re listening to Jake and Amish!”
Damn it, Ben predicted the future!
You guys gave me something to read while I waited for the video to load. Thanks.
Damn randy 😳
Amir is on the verge of laughter through this entire video.
When Amir's hair is short like this it's gonna be a good episode
this is SOOOO funny. "now you get the shit! now you get the fucking shit!" lolololol
Can somebody do an Animatic with Sonic saying "now you get the shit"
OMFG this episode nearly fucking killed me. ''what did we have before?'' lmao
"Both of you guys are shitting too much" LMAO its so hilarious
"I can prove you wrong because I have a perfectly normal name"
"Gocha what is it"
"Carrot"
LOL
I already saw this on their website but I'm watching it again
When Dewey Duck has had enough
When Randy has enough
When Sonic is done
the part at the beginning was like the best story Amir has ever told.
I refuse to watch these anywhere else so this is my first time to see this.
I would have never thought that Ben would say the F word but oooookkk
"NOW YOU GET THE FUCKING SHIT!"
"well what did we have before?"
ben schwartz is so good, kills me every time he's on the show 10/10
i love how he takes a look at the list
"NOW YOU GET THE SHIT. NOW YOU GET THE FUCKING SHIT" Me=Ded 😂😂😂😂😂
Frequent flyer miles?
once a week god damn
I really wanna know what Amir was going to say about how he gets dressed in the morning by uploading a video of himself.
'How much is good?'
I lost it.
"What did we have before?"
Best line, in my opinion.
a quick faces?... literally cannot stop laughing
Carrot Slay is the Sherlock Holmes we deserve
1 shit a week is too few. 20 or 40 a day is to much. I usually shit once a day, or once every other day.
it depends on the person,some people suffer from it and cant go every day (which i think is the usual and average number)
You're shitting way too much
Trust me, you're going to love part 2! xD
i would love to see the behind the scene video of this.
lmfao. i just sudscribed. i cant belive what i was missing
I'm just looking forward to peoples reactions when they upload part 2 here. Should be fun.
Kinda strange that Carrot has all his roommates professions crossed out on a piece of paper
I love that he has a list of his past occupations
i want outtakes for this one :o
With app trailers how do I enter the code twice?
They have tons of videos and they make new ones a lot, College Humor probably makes Jake and Amir more than their other categories.
Lol ever since i saw Ben in high times hes been so consistantly funny.. Awesome!
this is the greatest show ever made
I SHALL add one more to the list
Once a week?!
I live in Virginia and I don't know a single person named Carrot.
We clearly live in different Virginias because I only know carrots
bahhahahahahha! "And like always 6 months later I would check the news and that house would *boom* collapse! 2 dead, 3 dead, 4 sometimes."
Ben was slatt before any rapper
Ben Schwartz should be a permanent member of the Jake and Amir series.
Kinda wild carrot slat is sonic the hedgehog
"What did we have before?" That is one of the most insightful questions I have ever heard in my life O.O go Amish
This got me interested, how often do you guys shit? For me it's between 0 and 2 times a day normaly
I have never been part of a comment chain as long as this one before :p BUT NOW I HAVE! :D
He also made it to television in alot of different big tv shows
ben schwartz is absolutely amazing
jake and amir and ben would be the best series ever