There was a roller blade barbie from the 90s I adored, because it had this "sparking action" in the skates. Turns out it was like basically the mechanic of a lighter without the lighter fluid. And it went about as well as you'd expect. And yes I did catch things on fire. It was recalled but... I like fire.
Omg I still have one! I'd make her skate around on my moms hard wood floors and watch the sparks fly... Nothing ever lit on fire, but like, mabey that's why I like fire
My niece had one of these as a child, it freaked me out. It would randomly start to talk so I had to take the batteries out. It's still going strong today and still freaks me out 🤣🤣🤣. My nephew plays with it now
same except im the one that had it, my parents got me the one that can only drink water, unfortunately i fed it and it got clogged. I gave up on it and put it in my closet, and every now and then there would be a little girl voice saying "im hungry" or giggling T-T it was nightmare inducing so we threw it in the basement
I’ll never forget the time I had dropped my baby alive in water, resulting to having to take the batteries out, and I put it in my closet for storage when at night I heard that shit say “I’m hungry mama” no batteries in it or nothing- and when I tell you I ran as fast as possible outta my room to my parents 💀
My mom got me/my sister one to share so she could teach us how to change diapers for babysitting/childcare. Better than having to deal w actual shit when you're learning. My older cousin killed it by feeding it kinetic sand, I think
“I wanna see one proper poop before we go to sleep” honestly the life of a parent with children between 0-5 yrs old. I’ve never related to a phrase on Macs channel so deeply until now. I’m having potty training ptsd flashbacks
Lowkey genuinely makes me happy to see a boy on the box. I always hated the gender division on toys, just let kids play with what they want it's not a big deal
I like option for the doll to say daddy instead of mommy. These kinds of toys always ALWAYS say stuff like "hi mommy! " or "mommy I'm hungry" and it's nice they don't really do just that anymore.
The rhetoric I heard a lot was "It'll make your son gay". Like... both me and my brother (both men) played with "boy" and "girl" toys. He's straight (that we know) and I'm gay. So, is it like a 50/50 shot? Or just absolute bullshit thinking that a toy will make your son gay?
@@gayjayy absolute bullshit. Because men can be parents as well, and if they never played with dolls or were taught how to take care of babies or even play with them, how will they become fathers?
@@gayjayy True. My grandparents are like that. They said I can't play with nerf guns because I'm a girl and they said my little brother shouldn't play dolls with me because I was a girl. Well jokes on them me and my brother would play a weird "Barbie dollhouse FBI mafia" where we pretend to be the police or smth and shoot the dolls with the toy guns. Or we put Barbie in one of my brother's toy cars and send the cars flying across the room with the poor doll. Sometimes we just play with my dollhouse normally and my mom would just watch us laugh about our dumb made up storyline. :)
I can imagine Mac having to babysit his niece and be like “Wait girl you’re hungry! Oh shit lemme find the instructions- why didn’t I read the instructions-“ Edit 19/06/22: (Wow, 1k likes! Thanks!)
I had one once. Instead of using the food it came with, I made a "potion" that consisted of ripped-up leaves and water. When she wasn't pooping, I asked my mom what was wrong and she told me I was choking her ;-;
Ok story time. I was with my brother at Target, and we passed by a random section in a store. There was a lone baby alive on the shelf, and I was like "omg it's a baby alive" and then I Said "oh, it's by the cooking equipment" and then my brother said "ohh. Baby not alive anymore". Had me dead, and I still laugh about it to this day.
The 'candy maker' we had as kids just had moulds and a lever; it basically just shaped tootsie rolls or other similar candies into different shapes. After my sisters and I started having kids, our mom found it and let the new gen take a spin, and they decided they were all about making skulls with the vanilla tootsies.
me and my litttle sister had one each. it still haunts me to this day that one of them spoke without having a battery. never thought mac would bring back this hidden nostalgia inside me. this was a rollercoaster of chaos and i loved it.
@@victoriancuddler you must be new. Welcome to the club! Here at ‘Toys fucking talk’, we’ve been desensitized to many toys talking when they shouldn’t. But fear not, new one! A simple google search can provide simple and easily explanations as to why your demonic toys have talked without batteries. It’s actually quite fascinating! (Please excuse me. I am very sleep deprived.)
@@poke-talia268 I've never had a toy as a kid that talked without pulling a chord. Most of what I owned were plushies and this one Jesse doll from Toy Story and she's always been well behaved
I was obsessed with these dolls when I was in elementary school, I thought the feeding and shitting mechanic was the coolest thing ever, I was a weird child.
Honestly, I thought it was cool too, I think it's because those mechanics just makes the expirience of taking care of the baby doll feel more real. For example, with some other baby dolls, they couldn't consume stuff, or didn't even have an open mouth to put anything in. With dolls like baby alive, they can actually eat and even poop out the food you feed it.
i never got the whole “boys dont play with babydolls” thing. if they reproduce like the conservatives want, wouldnt they interact with a baby at some point??
That’s the thing: they want people to have more kids but they also think raising them is “women’s work” exclusively, even though many fathers are good with kids and can/do take care of them
When i played with baby dolls as a kid, my little brother would play with me too. I didn;t even make him, he was genuinley interested. I would be the mom, and he was the dad.
I saw this and remembered the time my friend's mom told us she was pregnant last week. Her youngest (5) wanted one of these hell spawn dolls and all she said was "You can have one in 6 months, it even cries and vomits!" I never died while drinking water till then
Rather than highlightings the negatives like that(im not saying she can't joke), she really should use the kids interest to get them involved with their baby sibling. This is a great opportunity to foster a positive relationship between them, by letting them get involved in small ways if they want. Like take advantage of the 5 year old wanting to take care of a baby, it can help with them not seeing the baby as annoying and rather as a friend/someone to protect and care for right from the start.
@@killme6715 She's a great mom, just tired and really it was more of a said without thinking kind of things. Tho the 5 year old is super spoiled, like out of all of the kids she has it best. Needless to say she was not happy in the slightest to hear that she will no longer be the youngest (changed next day as soon as she connected that she gets to act like how their oldest is to the baby now). I think she'll learn to be nicer with a younger sibling but for now the flip flop of yay to nay is strong with her.
I used to have one of the baby alive toys growing up. Up until one night when it turned on by itself at 3am. It kept on laughing and asking me to feed it. When I opened the back of it, it had no batteries. I said "NOPE" and threw it away. Haven't gotten another one since.
You're very pretty Rozelyn. Pretty name as well ☺️☺️ Now on to your comment... Are you serious? 🤣🤣I would struggle to sleep for a couple of days if that happened to me. I'd need to BURN it😂😂🤣🤣
@@KingOfGaymes nah, them Elmo ones were evil. Randomly going off in the middle of the night. Even though they were 5+ years old and the batteries should have been dead lmao.
Baby Alives were an enigma. I was never allowed one from my parents so I got one as a birthday present from a family friend. They still exist today (obviously) and are sO much more advanced than when I was a kid, which was like ten years ago now? And they frequently feature boys in advertisements. So that’s pretty good.
My mom had a really traumatic experience with one of these, the food got stuck so my Great Grandpa had to sick a hose in it's ass and blast the food out. In front of my mom. She was like 5.
This is taking me back to when I used to own one of these horrifying machines. Honestly, the only reason I wanted one was so I could do experiments on it. And when I say experiments I actually mean seeing how much and how many different types of food I could shub down its throat before the doll got…constipated.😀
Mac being the only TH-camr my ADHD can watch all the way through with zero skips or fidget breaks for 15 minutes and 55 seconds. Like the 2:14 editing is keeping every part of my chaotic brain at bay, thanks Mac! I love these robotic toy reactions, 6:52 is pure gold
THEY STILL MAKE CRYING SHITTING TOYS TODAY!!! There’s a flamingo that poops pink sand into a toilet that you can buy I think from Walmart, swear to god. I remember these old ones, you had to buy diaper refill packs at toys r us bc the diapers it came with weren’t reusable. In practice, the most fun thing about these were the “disappearing milk/juice” bottles that looked like the baby drank it, but refilled when tilted upright
I remember seeing these things. My old neighbour when I was little, their daughter had one. Also we love you Mac! Also nice fire on the screen in the back
My video paused itself at 4:06 for open wide and I didn't realize it for like 15 seconds because I assumed it was part of the editing 🤣I love you Mac and the crackhead edits! It makes my ADD happy
This is the earliest I have been to a Macdoesit video ❤️ wanted to say u helped me feel comfortable being part of the lgbtq community and be able to feel confident in my plus sized body. Thank you Mac.
The way I found out about male anatomy was in prep, we had dolls that had like the genitalia of a girl and a boy and I remeber changeing the diaper of the boy and then looking so confused at it and going up to a woman working there and asking why It looked like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had one of these as a kid. Thought it was so cool how they talked and how I could change their diaper. I went through a whole phase of having baby dolls and pushing them around in a toy stroller. They all ended up in my closet after a few months.
As someone who collected these for 7 years where these were my absolute favorite things I even bought one of the original ones lol. It was so fun seeing someone so confused and scared of them 😂
I had a Baby Doll that had toys with it to simulate eating and shitting without anything going in or coming out, but my mother and I still shut it off at one point because it could and WOULD cry and we had no idea what was wrong
Never had one of these, but honestly, in comparison to some of the toys they have now this isn't that bad. There's a toy that sole purpose is to pull snot out of the nose. There's one where the dog just shits. That's it. I think it's called doggy doo lmao. Watch Cartoon Network for 10 minutes and you'll see all the weird toys they have now.
My friend showed me a screenshot of something called Poopsie Slime Surprise or something like that and? Horrifying. Even with all the weird gross toys that were popular when I was a kid in the 00s I honestly can’t believe someone approved *that* idea. The worst possible combination of things that are popular with kids right now. Like they probably thought adding more popular features would make it sell but it just ends up being creepy
@@PochamaRex the fun part of poopsie slime surprise is the ridiculous amount of steps you have to do before the thing will shit. it's like rocket science
This is probably the best "what did we learn today?!" Lmafo jfc i cant @mac. You should try to find that Dora doll that had wheels underneath her shoes. It was motion sensor thing and it scared the shit outta my sis and I for like 10 years
The fact that I had one as a little kid and when it shat itself- it made such a huge mess I got in trouble for it. I never touched it again and now I hate babies. Just- babies in general. 😂😂😂
I can remember me and my lil brother really wanted one of these, our mum could never understand why two kids wanted a doll that poops itself - then poop became a mf weird trend in toys like last year as well, this would be flying off the shelves nowadays too 🤣
I remember my mom getting me this.. It had a bottle full of stuff that looked like milk which I couldn't open and I was so mad, I wanted to drink it so bad. Good thing I didn't because it had *✨chemicals✨* in it yk
Oh, God, I remember I got one for Christmas when I was about 6 I think and I immediately opened the package and started playing with the doll. She had a little bracelet with a purple star on it that would make sounds when you pressed the purple star. At that time I liked it due to it reminded me of Dora the Explorer. I started giving her her sip cup and kept giving her water. My mother told me to stop giving her so much water, but I didn't listen and the doll ended up "peeing" through her diaper and it got on the couch and the couch cousin was soaked. My mom was mad but lucky it was just water.
When my son was 3 or 4 (he's 11 now), I got him this doll. 😂 He has autism. He was potty trained, but he had the worst fear of pooping on the toilet lol🤦♀️ so I got him this to help him with his fear on the toilet & it worked!!! 🤣🤣
So as someone who played with one of these as a kid (my older cousin owned it) and who wanted one, the appeal was that it actually did something. My mom woukd not buy me anything that was considered a boys' toy, so all I had was Barbie dolls that did nothing and a Furby that freaked me out. This was something that was 'for girls' and actually did something. So that was the appeal for me.
omg i had one of these!! i remember begging for it then after i got it, i gave up on it lol. i realized you can’t even give it that much water and you gotta buy extra food and diapers 🙄
It's great to see Mac play with these toys, like it's really funny, but he's been playing with mostly toys Catered towards girls, (ie. the Fur Real Cat, the Password Journal, even the Furby) NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT, IT'S HILARIOUS TO SEE!!! But I think it would be fun to see him react to Boy oriented toys, like the Treasure X series or the Zuru Smashers series, stuff like that... I would love to see him get freaked out by that stuff!!!
I loved these toys as a kid! I had all the mega sets with the extra packets and different colored spoons and blenders and I think I had like three dolls on at the same time with their seprate themed toilets and everything
I remember a doll that ate food and it showed up in her backpack. I believe it got recalled because kids would feed it their hair either on purpose or accident.
I remember when my mom got me one for my 5th or 6th birthday. My older brother and I Loved playing family, store, and restaurant. Only thing is I Hated changing her diaper. If you have her water it immediately goes down into her diaper and seeps out so you had to change it, whether you wanted to or not. I still had her for quite a few years but damn did it get annoying at times 😪😤 Just made it to 10:40 , can't believe his ended up leaking too. I thought my doll was the only one 😭🤣🤣🤣
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That baby's head sticking out of the box is the most cryptic thing ever 💀
Ah yes, the shamecube
What you call cryptic I call terrifying
@@yukonhyena2957 SHAME CUBE
Bootleg game cube
Imprisoned for a reason
The fire in the bg just added to that effect
Mac having a mental breakdown over a shitting baby doll is probably the best thing I've seen all year
pOOps
Even as a kid I never understood who would want this or WHY they would make this!
lol I am during
😊
There was a roller blade barbie from the 90s I adored, because it had this "sparking action" in the skates. Turns out it was like basically the mechanic of a lighter without the lighter fluid. And it went about as well as you'd expect. And yes I did catch things on fire. It was recalled but...
I like fire.
😳
@@justmedaijah9521 Literally me when I read this.
....The 90s were different..m
I had the Ken. Think I spent a solid weekend with those skates and a squirt bottle just seeing how flammable things were. 🔥😁🔥
Omg I still have one! I'd make her skate around on my moms hard wood floors and watch the sparks fly...
Nothing ever lit on fire, but like, mabey that's why I like fire
8:47 That’s accurate. Babies sometimes whine for more food while they’re mid-swallow. This is part of the reason why those greedy things dribble
They also take forever to feed, despite only eating a tiny bit. Half of it won’t end up in the baby’s mouth
Finally someone who agrees with my hatred of children
@@finneas_soss You were a child once 😂
@@finneas_soss I would rather die than have a human child
@@abbystephens9766 someone who agrees with me
9:50 baby: “mm yummy peas”
mac: “….girl that’s banana-“
😭😭😭 i’m weak
The fact that he's whispering through the whole video makes it so much funnier.
Ikr? 😂
It's just soft spoken
fr
Cursed ASMR
My niece had one of these as a child, it freaked me out. It would randomly start to talk so I had to take the batteries out. It's still going strong today and still freaks me out 🤣🤣🤣. My nephew plays with it now
damn ur replies are just bots
That shits possessed
same except im the one that had it, my parents got me the one that can only drink water, unfortunately i fed it and it got clogged. I gave up on it and put it in my closet, and every now and then there would be a little girl voice saying "im hungry" or giggling T-T it was nightmare inducing so we threw it in the basement
Omg they’ve joined the Furbies.
Lol same I found out that when it talked consistently it was time to replace the batteries
I’ll never forget the time I had dropped my baby alive in water, resulting to having to take the batteries out, and I put it in my closet for storage when at night I heard that shit say “I’m hungry mama” no batteries in it or nothing- and when I tell you I ran as fast as possible outta my room to my parents 💀
That sounds like some demonic horror movie shit I would run too 😭
Oh HELL naw
Oh hell no I would run too, that's some ghost paranormal shit😨
You had some Chucky shit going on 😂😂
WHAT THE FUCK
My mom got me/my sister one to share so she could teach us how to change diapers for babysitting/childcare. Better than having to deal w actual shit when you're learning. My older cousin killed it by feeding it kinetic sand, I think
6:54 I thought she said 'Play Murder' I was like SHIT SHES DONE BEING PATIENT
“I wanna see one proper poop before we go to sleep” honestly the life of a parent with children between 0-5 yrs old. I’ve never related to a phrase on Macs channel so deeply until now. I’m having potty training ptsd flashbacks
Lmao rip
Parenting sounds fun lmao
As an older sibling of kids in that range, I'm experiencing the trauma with you
Lowkey genuinely makes me happy to see a boy on the box. I always hated the gender division on toys, just let kids play with what they want it's not a big deal
I like option for the doll to say daddy instead of mommy. These kinds of toys always ALWAYS say stuff like "hi mommy! " or "mommy I'm hungry" and it's nice they don't really do just that anymore.
The rhetoric I heard a lot was "It'll make your son gay".
Like... both me and my brother (both men) played with "boy" and "girl" toys. He's straight (that we know) and I'm gay.
So, is it like a 50/50 shot? Or just absolute bullshit thinking that a toy will make your son gay?
@@gayjayy absolute bullshit. Because men can be parents as well, and if they never played with dolls or were taught how to take care of babies or even play with them, how will they become fathers?
@@gayjayy True. My grandparents are like that. They said I can't play with nerf guns because I'm a girl and they said my little brother shouldn't play dolls with me because I was a girl. Well jokes on them me and my brother would play a weird "Barbie dollhouse FBI mafia" where we pretend to be the police or smth and shoot the dolls with the toy guns. Or we put Barbie in one of my brother's toy cars and send the cars flying across the room with the poor doll. Sometimes we just play with my dollhouse normally and my mom would just watch us laugh about our dumb made up storyline. :)
@@cynnnnnn8799 awww that's adorable 😂
I can imagine Mac having to babysit his niece and be like
“Wait girl you’re hungry! Oh shit lemme find the instructions- why didn’t I read the instructions-“
Edit 19/06/22: (Wow, 1k likes! Thanks!)
@1min ago YOU. DID. NOT.
ok but like WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS THO
Omg yes xD
7:38 spanish is my first language, and honestly, Mac's pronunciation is not that bad lol.
Tbh he would survive in Cuba no lie (I’m Cubano btw)
Me too, lmafo
"i'm terrified of children"
"my niece does NOT like me" whyyy is this so me lmaooooo 😭😭😭
Haven’t even watched the whole thing yet, but from this intro alone I can tell it’s amazing.
@The Game Shorts 🅥 omfg
Yes
Yup same
I had one once. Instead of using the food it came with, I made a "potion" that consisted of ripped-up leaves and water. When she wasn't pooping, I asked my mom what was wrong and she told me I was choking her ;-;
💀💀
WHY AM I SCREAM LAUGHINGGGG😭YOURE CHOKING HERRR
Oops- 💀✨
@@jammingpython8986 LMAOOOO
NAUR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mac’s editing will never cease to give me life
10:04 MAC IS WATERBOARDING THE BABY I REPEAT- WATERBOARDING THE BABY
I keep re-watching this video, it never fails me to get actually WEAK when Mac realised the baby alive was leaking 💀
Literally. I've watched this vid no joke, a minimum of like 10 times
Wow I remember these commercials repeating every five minutes when I was a kid! So haunting and horrific! 10/10 😍
Mine was always the animal plates and pillow pets
I saw this the pillowpets and zoopals and the doll. Lol
Ok story time. I was with my brother at Target, and we passed by a random section in a store. There was a lone baby alive on the shelf, and I was like "omg it's a baby alive" and then I Said "oh, it's by the cooking equipment" and then my brother said "ohh. Baby not alive anymore". Had me dead, and I still laugh about it to this day.
Lol
@1min ago bro why are you everywhere
@@spadex_1367 it's a bot
LMFAOOOO HE A SAVAGE FR😭
r/cursedcomments 💀
15 minutes of mac being uncomfortable around a robot child is what I wanted to see 😂
The 'candy maker' we had as kids just had moulds and a lever; it basically just shaped tootsie rolls or other similar candies into different shapes. After my sisters and I started having kids, our mom found it and let the new gen take a spin, and they decided they were all about making skulls with the vanilla tootsies.
9:29 she rilly said (excuse me were is my food 🙄) 🤣🤣🤣
me and my litttle sister had one each. it still haunts me to this day that one of them spoke without having a battery. never thought mac would bring back this hidden nostalgia inside me. this was a rollercoaster of chaos and i loved it.
girl it did WHAT?!
without batteries?!
@@victoriancuddler first time? Lol
They’re evolving into furbies!
@@victoriancuddler you must be new. Welcome to the club! Here at ‘Toys fucking talk’, we’ve been desensitized to many toys talking when they shouldn’t. But fear not, new one! A simple google search can provide simple and easily explanations as to why your demonic toys have talked without batteries. It’s actually quite fascinating!
(Please excuse me. I am very sleep deprived.)
@@poke-talia268 I've never had a toy as a kid that talked without pulling a chord. Most of what I owned were plushies and this one Jesse doll from Toy Story and she's always been well behaved
I was obsessed with these dolls when I was in elementary school, I thought the feeding and shitting mechanic was the coolest thing ever, I was a weird child.
i still think its cool LOL
Same 😭
@@h4nnahh valid
Dont worry, you're not weird just for liking a baby doll. Why else are they one of the most successful baby doll franchises?
Honestly, I thought it was cool too, I think it's because those mechanics just makes the expirience of taking care of the baby doll feel more real. For example, with some other baby dolls, they couldn't consume stuff, or didn't even have an open mouth to put anything in. With dolls like baby alive, they can actually eat and even poop out the food you feed it.
I love how Mac had to specifically say this vid wasn't for kids😭😭😭
I KNOW
knowing TH-cam the bots will probably flag it anyway
0:24
Doll with only the head sticking out: *I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC LET ME OUT*
3:29 I keep replaying it
I honestly want a video that is Mac covers of songs
I had one of these! I remember feeding it glue and other various non-edible substances
I use to do that to my sister's
same, i also used to make "soup" with lotion and food coloring
@@ducky4499 same but I would use red food coloring because I wanted a vampire baby and my sister would scream at me for it
Honestly smart cuz I thought you could ONLY feed it the BA food which you had to BUY
@@ducky4499 SAMMEEE i also made “soup” out of things like mud and pool water
i never got the whole “boys dont play with babydolls” thing. if they reproduce like the conservatives want, wouldnt they interact with a baby at some point??
That’s the thing: they want people to have more kids but they also think raising them is “women’s work” exclusively, even though many fathers are good with kids and can/do take care of them
When i played with baby dolls as a kid, my little brother would play with me too. I didn;t even make him, he was genuinley interested. I would be the mom, and he was the dad.
Why do you think theres so many fatherless childs? Lmao
@@deadumbreon2512 are you kidding or just trying to start fights because either way you sound ignorant.
@@deadumbreon2512 you have a point
I seriously LIVE for these toy intros! This one and the furry one are next level
As I'm watching this there I'm dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:20 is where I wheezed 🤣🤣 the noise effects he does love you Mac
The doll's face at 4:37 made me absolutely lose my shit.
The ASMR like quality to your voice on this one just adds to the creep factor of this blasted doll. Thank you for giving us this xD
I saw this and remembered the time my friend's mom told us she was pregnant last week. Her youngest (5) wanted one of these hell spawn dolls and all she said was "You can have one in 6 months, it even cries and vomits!" I never died while drinking water till then
Rather than highlightings the negatives like that(im not saying she can't joke), she really should use the kids interest to get them involved with their baby sibling. This is a great opportunity to foster a positive relationship between them, by letting them get involved in small ways if they want. Like take advantage of the 5 year old wanting to take care of a baby, it can help with them not seeing the baby as annoying and rather as a friend/someone to protect and care for right from the start.
@@killme6715 She's a great mom, just tired and really it was more of a said without thinking kind of things. Tho the 5 year old is super spoiled, like out of all of the kids she has it best. Needless to say she was not happy in the slightest to hear that she will no longer be the youngest (changed next day as soon as she connected that she gets to act like how their oldest is to the baby now). I think she'll learn to be nicer with a younger sibling but for now the flip flop of yay to nay is strong with her.
I used to have one of the baby alive toys growing up. Up until one night when it turned on by itself at 3am. It kept on laughing and asking me to feed it. When I opened the back of it, it had no batteries. I said "NOPE" and threw it away. Haven't gotten another one since.
You're very pretty Rozelyn. Pretty name as well ☺️☺️
Now on to your comment... Are you serious? 🤣🤣I would struggle to sleep for a couple of days if that happened to me. I'd need to BURN it😂😂🤣🤣
We had an ancient Elmo doll do that once, some lightning hit nearby and then he started laughing 💀
@@KingOfGaymes nah, them Elmo ones were evil. Randomly going off in the middle of the night. Even though they were 5+ years old and the batteries should have been dead lmao.
that sounds like a very real thing that definitely happened
baby too alive
OH NO, AS A GINGER, I WHEEZED 3:47
At 4:44 WHEN MATERIAL GIRL STARTED TO PLAY 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The lime green liver failure green poo always made me uncomfortable on the commercials 😭
Baby Alives were an enigma. I was never allowed one from my parents so I got one as a birthday present from a family friend. They still exist today (obviously) and are sO much more advanced than when I was a kid, which was like ten years ago now? And they frequently feature boys in advertisements. So that’s pretty good.
My mom had a really traumatic experience with one of these, the food got stuck so my Great Grandpa had to sick a hose in it's ass and blast the food out. In front of my mom. She was like 5.
🤣🤣🤣
That poor baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This is what happens when you don't chew your food properly"
😭✋🏻
This had me in tears
1:02 into the video and I'm now realizing that this type of toy is what started the stupid trend of toys that revolve around defecation...
“This came out a disaster. I thought there was gonna be so much more to this baby.”
Story of my life :)
Gah damn 😂
This is taking me back to when I used to own one of these horrifying machines. Honestly, the only reason I wanted one was so I could do experiments on it. And when I say experiments I actually mean seeing how much and how many different types of food I could shub down its throat before the doll got…constipated.😀
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IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂
brutal
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I'm very curious about the results
Mac being the only TH-camr my ADHD can watch all the way through with zero skips or fidget breaks for 15 minutes and 55 seconds. Like the 2:14 editing is keeping every part of my chaotic brain at bay, thanks Mac! I love these robotic toy reactions, 6:52 is pure gold
THEY STILL MAKE CRYING SHITTING TOYS TODAY!!! There’s a flamingo that poops pink sand into a toilet that you can buy I think from Walmart, swear to god. I remember these old ones, you had to buy diaper refill packs at toys r us bc the diapers it came with weren’t reusable. In practice, the most fun thing about these were the “disappearing milk/juice” bottles that looked like the baby drank it, but refilled when tilted upright
I just checked, they also make a turtle, I guess the flamingo was really successful
Omg I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE
12:10 those are blackberry’s…. 😭
I remember seeing these things. My old neighbour when I was little, their daughter had one. Also we love you Mac!
Also nice fire on the screen in the back
Mac passing the mic over like an interviewer is the best part of this
We grew up with the wildest toys in the late 90s and early 2000s.
this is one of my fav dolls as a kid 😩😩😩 it’s helpful for kids who are going to have siblings
Definitely the most important take away?
"Let the gingers hold the babies" 💖🤣
Trying to watch his videos at night make me cry of laughter 😂😭😭
My video paused itself at 4:06 for open wide and I didn't realize it for like 15 seconds because I assumed it was part of the editing 🤣I love you Mac and the crackhead edits! It makes my ADD happy
This is the earliest I have been to a Macdoesit video ❤️ wanted to say u helped me feel comfortable being part of the lgbtq community and be able to feel confident in my plus sized body. Thank you Mac.
That doll straight up traumatized me as a child lol
As a new mom of a 15m old girl this video perfectly captures how I felt the first week of her life 😂😂
7:05 “sorry for bothering you Dad I’ll go over here and starve to death”
The way I found out about male anatomy was in prep, we had dolls that had like the genitalia of a girl and a boy and I remeber changeing the diaper of the boy and then looking so confused at it and going up to a woman working there and asking why It looked like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had one of these as a kid. Thought it was so cool how they talked and how I could change their diaper. I went through a whole phase of having baby dolls and pushing them around in a toy stroller. They all ended up in my closet after a few months.
Yass Mac coming thru with this content serving hilarity for the girls
Mac at the start: “im going to do this video as a museum tour guide”
Mac 5 minutes later: “WHENEVER, WHEREVER, WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER”
As someone who collected these for 7 years where these were my absolute favorite things I even bought one of the original ones lol. It was so fun seeing someone so confused and scared of them 😂
I had a Baby Doll that had toys with it to simulate eating and shitting without anything going in or coming out, but my mother and I still shut it off at one point because it could and WOULD cry and we had no idea what was wrong
Never had one of these, but honestly, in comparison to some of the toys they have now this isn't that bad. There's a toy that sole purpose is to pull snot out of the nose. There's one where the dog just shits. That's it. I think it's called doggy doo lmao. Watch Cartoon Network for 10 minutes and you'll see all the weird toys they have now.
My friend showed me a screenshot of something called Poopsie Slime Surprise or something like that and? Horrifying. Even with all the weird gross toys that were popular when I was a kid in the 00s I honestly can’t believe someone approved *that* idea. The worst possible combination of things that are popular with kids right now. Like they probably thought adding more popular features would make it sell but it just ends up being creepy
@@PochamaRex the fun part of poopsie slime surprise is the ridiculous amount of steps you have to do before the thing will shit. it's like rocket science
Yeah. You thought the poop fetishes were bad then? Jesus. Yeehaw 🤠
@@PochamaRex that's absolutely disgusting lol
@@JustWannaPissYouOff Jesus reviewed them
Alternate title: 25-year-old being creeped out by a sh**ting doll for almost 16 minutes
This is probably the best "what did we learn today?!" Lmafo jfc i cant
@mac. You should try to find that Dora doll that had wheels underneath her shoes. It was motion sensor thing and it scared the shit outta my sis and I for like 10 years
This was the most calming yet horrifically chaotic video of yours I have ever seen. Thank you Mac
Mac, I just got rejected from my dream school after being waitlisted from months and this video made my day. Thank you so much bae
The fact that I had one as a little kid and when it shat itself- it made such a huge mess I got in trouble for it. I never touched it again and now I hate babies. Just- babies in general. 😂😂😂
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I can remember me and my lil brother really wanted one of these, our mum could never understand why two kids wanted a doll that poops itself - then poop became a mf weird trend in toys like last year as well, this would be flying off the shelves nowadays too 🤣
His videos are so chaotic I can’t-
It PLEASES my ADHD humor with no end
i love how macs videos are always like a fever dream
6:44 mac moving the mic whenever it's making a sound is killing me
I see Mac’s editing is getting more chaotic with each video he uploads
Mac's general bewildered but intrigued (and always chaotic) approach to this toy just gave me so much life 😄😄
6:28 mommy? Sorry mommy?
“Mmm yummy peas”
“Girl dats banana-“
The “things I imagined” part had me so excited. I swear When I Get Home is one of my favorite albums. ALSO…the “I’m just gonna starve” had me crying😭😭
I remember my mom getting me this.. It had a bottle full of stuff that looked like milk which I couldn't open and I was so mad, I wanted to drink it so bad. Good thing I didn't because it had *✨chemicals✨* in it yk
As yes ✨ *chemicals* ✨
@@phxbozz *✨chemicals that could kill my dumb 6 year old bitchass✨*
*✨chemicals✨*
i opened it with sheer fucking will, drank it, and ended up puking immediately
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa how did it taste?
Oh, God, I remember I got one for Christmas when I was about 6 I think and I immediately opened the package and started playing with the doll. She had a little bracelet with a purple star on it that would make sounds when you pressed the purple star. At that time I liked it due to it reminded me of Dora the Explorer. I started giving her her sip cup and kept giving her water. My mother told me to stop giving her so much water, but I didn't listen and the doll ended up "peeing" through her diaper and it got on the couch and the couch cousin was soaked. My mom was mad but lucky it was just water.
Mac "it's 3AM"
Also Mac: 3:10
I LOVE how you just crack yourself and everyone else up💀 love ur vids bro👍
When my son was 3 or 4 (he's 11 now), I got him this doll. 😂 He has autism. He was potty trained, but he had the worst fear of pooping on the toilet lol🤦♀️ so I got him this to help him with his fear on the toilet & it worked!!! 🤣🤣
This doll is genuinely terrifying, love the vids mac!
Me: watching video
The subtitles: (liquid squelching) (Mach harmonizing)(toy moans) (comical music)(Mach screaming) (Mach chuckles) (Mach speaking foreign language)
He wrote the captions himself
So as someone who played with one of these as a kid (my older cousin owned it) and who wanted one, the appeal was that it actually did something. My mom woukd not buy me anything that was considered a boys' toy, so all I had was Barbie dolls that did nothing and a Furby that freaked me out. This was something that was 'for girls' and actually did something. So that was the appeal for me.
Literally got ur ad for discord group, as I was watching ur video and questioned if u just added that to the video 😂
Mac editing the commercial in the beginning everytime is always so disturbing but hilarious at the same time
omg i had one of these!! i remember begging for it then after i got it, i gave up on it lol. i realized you can’t even give it that much water and you gotta buy extra food and diapers 🙄
It's great to see Mac play with these toys, like it's really funny, but he's been playing with mostly toys Catered towards girls, (ie. the Fur Real Cat, the Password Journal, even the Furby) NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT, IT'S HILARIOUS TO SEE!!! But I think it would be fun to see him react to Boy oriented toys, like the Treasure X series or the Zuru Smashers series, stuff like that... I would love to see him get freaked out by that stuff!!!
I loved these toys as a kid! I had all the mega sets with the extra packets and different colored spoons and blenders and I think I had like three dolls on at the same time with their seprate themed toilets and everything
The fact I got an ad from Mac talking about discord while watching Mac’s video is wild
3:36 why does this actually sound good lol
Mac picking up the black doll and immediately beatboxing had me rolling on the floor 🤣
Hilarious as always, Mac is an icon
I remember a doll that ate food and it showed up in her backpack. I believe it got recalled because kids would feed it their hair either on purpose or accident.
It was a Cabbage patch kids doll, forgot the specific name but yes it scalped a poor girl so it was recalled.
I remember when my mom got me one for my 5th or 6th birthday. My older brother and I Loved playing family, store, and restaurant.
Only thing is I Hated changing her diaper. If you have her water it immediately goes down into her diaper and seeps out so you had to change it, whether you wanted to or not. I still had her for quite a few years but damn did it get annoying at times 😪😤
Just made it to 10:40 , can't believe his ended up leaking too.
I thought my doll was the only one 😭🤣🤣🤣
Watching this video at 3AM and being in that same 3AM mind set with Mac is the funniest shit I've done all month 😂😂
I love and hate the intro at the same time, nice work Mac! 👍