The House Flipper

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  • @DanielEhlmann
    @DanielEhlmann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    The idea of someone just walking up to a house and locking the people inside tickled me.

  • @thinkon2127
    @thinkon2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    world renowned home renovator Jerma985 takes advantage of elderly homeowners to sell their possessions

  • @lucianobradley5996
    @lucianobradley5996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    15:13 Our neighborhood is so safe, we put the locks on the outside of our doors.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Thats how it's so safe, they lock the doors of the dangerous people to keep them in.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Nyghtking also board up the windows

    • @AnOrrangeShirt
      @AnOrrangeShirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nyghtking they also have the peep hole on the outside to check on the neighbors

    • @crawmslor5943
      @crawmslor5943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and the knocker on the inside so they can check if anyone's out there

    • @miasweatman7340
      @miasweatman7340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Australia - 1788

  • @devonfarmer3438
    @devonfarmer3438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Get home from work unlock door via deadbolt come inside locks self inside with key

    • @soapydandy
      @soapydandy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      then you're just chilling at home need to get out real quick and freaking neighbors locked you in again.

  • @Thelazyoverachiever4
    @Thelazyoverachiever4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I love how selling the door was crossing the line, but stealing the entire kitchen area was A-okay.

    • @SweetPeteInTheBackSeat
      @SweetPeteInTheBackSeat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I think that was part of the contract, grandma's area got turned into a kitchen in the contract and all the tasks for the mission were checking off as he sold the kitchen stuff.

    • @ovulatinfish
      @ovulatinfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      because it was what he had to do for the job lol

  • @SuperStaticTV
    @SuperStaticTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    15:17 "You've got your chicken----you got your kitchen here."

    • @cheetoschrist5685
      @cheetoschrist5685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      thats probably one of the best freudian slip i've ever heard LMAOOO

    • @gordonf5553
      @gordonf5553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      His mental disability is taking over

  • @Gearsi
    @Gearsi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3294

    It's a shame some people didn't like the House Flipper streams. They were fantastic to watch

    • @d0pesmoker
      @d0pesmoker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Idk how, they were interesting and really funny. I love when he plays games like this, just like Stardew.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      if you thought this stream did badly, you shouldve been there for the Morphies stream

    • @beensupe
      @beensupe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Because his twitch fans are ADD-riddled kids.

    • @JealotGaming
      @JealotGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Twitch in general is just a bunch of morons.

    • @Markm8
      @Markm8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I watched them wile actually cleaning my own house

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    The best part is that the camera angle makes the character seem really short

  • @MickMod
    @MickMod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Grandma died, so we made an ultrabath in her memory"

  • @spicypills666
    @spicypills666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    *attempts to sell door.*
    "I'm not that kind of guy."
    *sells entire damn kitchen*

  • @optimus27000
    @optimus27000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Jerma moves to Vegas. Looks at his new house, adds 50 more walls and a random knife on the floor.

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Imagine someone inviting you to their home, and when you go there he gives you a tour, yells about the backdoor out from the kitchen, and when you reach the bathroom, he completely drops his friendly attitude and repaints the entire bathroom.

    • @xayax7920
      @xayax7920 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would still be a more inviting experience than most of the houses I’ve visited

  • @nicrennolds6682
    @nicrennolds6682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “Local de-renovator for hire”

  • @molIymawk
    @molIymawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    im so desperate for housing at this point that his “real summer vibes” house looks decent to me

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’m shocked Jerma didn’t realize the genius of his escape window after unwittingly constructing a small prison

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    Wow, Jerma did better than I expected, he actually made a post 60's modernist home that people would probably buy for $25 million at least, after all it's designed by the famous streamer who beat Dark Souls on stream, Jerma the 2nd.

    • @ignis5673
      @ignis5673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Was he really the guy who beat dark souls on stream

    • @user-oz2pd9ye6z
      @user-oz2pd9ye6z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that a joke or something? Sorry, I barely discovered him!

    • @rickydo6572
      @rickydo6572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He might be the guy who beat dark souls on stream, but he is also the guy who died to Pinwheel on stream tho.

    • @TheKidNobodyNotices
      @TheKidNobodyNotices 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No that's Jerma985, Jerma the 2nd was still growing and couldn't reach the chair yet at the time.

    • @munchmongoose
      @munchmongoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see Dio there?

  • @MrNegaBlox
    @MrNegaBlox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I don't know what it is, but the backwards door gag just had me cracking up. That is legit the most I've laughed in a while

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I like how half the video is dedicated to destroying the house before Jerma starts doing anything.

  • @TheOneFreeMan77
    @TheOneFreeMan77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I hope we get videos of the other house flipper streams they were all great. Especially the Dad house and the neighborhood mall.

    • @skeletonsmcgee8164
      @skeletonsmcgee8164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Wall Dad" was the gift that just kept on giving. Love that stream.

    • @TheRalouch
      @TheRalouch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like you should mention that it was the breaking bad house

  • @MandrakeHorse
    @MandrakeHorse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "You've got your chicke- you've got your kitchen here..."

  • @MinecrafterAl
    @MinecrafterAl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I love the logic of the first mission in this. "My violent boyfriend broke into my home and robbed me! I'd better call an amateur houseflipper to fix this."

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Compact man does quintuple front flip inside newly renovated house

    • @hevoo
      @hevoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The sonic music made him do it.

  • @shizzlebizzfizz
    @shizzlebizzfizz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    These were some really comfy streams.

    • @htdtr
      @htdtr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I watched all of them while I was sick, really relaxing and actually decent

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@htdtr these videos were some of the hardest I’ve laughed in a while

  • @TheRockstarr33
    @TheRockstarr33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:47 I like how you can hear Jerma physically slamming his keyboard and mouse into each other.

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    All of this house flipper stream has helped Jeremy in flipping his own house before he moves.
    he drank paint for 5 hours, guys!

  • @belkaberserk
    @belkaberserk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I was hoping that the intro would be a clip from Harry Einfield’s Loadsamoney music video where he goes: “bosh bosh shingam wolley dosh”

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i'd rather loads of money

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    house flipper? more like no one has radiators

  • @Synecdoche09
    @Synecdoche09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Jerma played this game for about 20 hours in total and he never stopped placing tiles 4 or 5 at a time and it always bugged me

    • @balkU1
      @balkU1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      two years later, and the sick fuck still does it that way

    • @coyotejone_s
      @coyotejone_s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FOR REAL

  • @HellsWaffle
    @HellsWaffle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    6:14
    After a good 20 seconds of trying to figure out which way to put the door in, he doesn't notice the knocker is on the wrong side

    • @Synecdoche09
      @Synecdoche09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I am not sure if he ever put in a door the right way. he even mentioned how he does it in another stream and then put a door in wrong again like 5 minutes later

    • @dombuscus4783
      @dombuscus4783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He noticed, he just didn't fix it

  • @dachshund_gaming
    @dachshund_gaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Godammit this video was supposed to be called Lusty Bostonian Maid

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday ปีที่แล้ว +4

    20:27 easily one of my favourite Jerma bits. Has me dying crying laughter every time.
    Considering the weird shit Jerma admits to having on his TH-cam algorithm, I wish he had some stream involving youtube auto-play and then he just has to play a game to the background noise of 1 Hour Wood-Cutting Compilation

  • @danii7120
    @danii7120 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Rewatching these video with modern day brainrot, I'm reminded of Little Johnny and transforming a 0.1m^2 apartment videos

  • @satan1663
    @satan1663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    make every room bathroom i want to live in the shit house

    • @satan1663
      @satan1663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      make my house 1 single large room with nothing but a toilet and a bed next to it i want to live in prison but not go to prison

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this guys insane but also maybe a genius

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@satan1663 fr I'd have a huge garage, then just build a small area with a bed and mini kitchen with a bathroom. Dream garage/house

  • @roycebracket8816
    @roycebracket8816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:50 love how he still puts in the door the wrong way

  • @Callyth
    @Callyth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Watching Jerma browse the IKEA catalogue was something I never knew I needed in my life until now.

  • @dualie5466
    @dualie5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jerma almost said "you got your chicken" when doing the house tour and I was about to fucking lose it.

  • @gavenpyeatt8885
    @gavenpyeatt8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "oh shit I just accidentally bought a bed" is something I never thought I would hear

    • @AriasArius
      @AriasArius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never watched a Sims video eh?

  • @smileforthesun
    @smileforthesun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Of course the octillionaire would call this house a dump

  • @MrOrc-ym9do
    @MrOrc-ym9do 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The SAME house! *Leaps on couch in fright*

  • @begone1934
    @begone1934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    19:10
    Renovating the old Christian Weston Chandler place I see

    • @Darkfreed0m
      @Darkfreed0m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gotta remove Barb's corpse first

    • @Hoshcof
      @Hoshcof 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Darkfreed0m who? I know who Chris Chan is, but who’s Barb?

    • @tonyawwwno3364
      @tonyawwwno3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hoshcof Chris Chans mother
      I know this is 6 months late but who knows maybe you've heard the news about Chris recently

  • @MicahMotion
    @MicahMotion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The start of something

  • @exLightningg
    @exLightningg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been randomly watching Jerma's House Flipper videos from the recommended bar for about a week now, I've finally found the original video.

  • @bigdaddydong
    @bigdaddydong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oddly enough, I think these streams are my favorites.

  • @themysteriousonec2306
    @themysteriousonec2306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:17
    That house looks like one of the displays at Home Depot

  • @allyski5914
    @allyski5914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:56 "HOW DO I RETURN THIS" *he says, looking at the bed with the option to return it hovering over it

  • @godsfleet112
    @godsfleet112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That was literally a masterpiece

  • @neskah_
    @neskah_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    y'know... this seems like a pretty fun little game if you're looking for something more relaxed

  • @joshualynch7813
    @joshualynch7813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    despite how much of a joke the house flippers stream is jerma is actually very good at interior design like his new house at 15:20 is mad nice

  • @abon8251
    @abon8251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    ADHD streamer ruins house

    • @ryannui
      @ryannui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I didn't know I was a streamer

    • @childalpha6954
      @childalpha6954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *improves

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr fuckin christ

    • @moth.monster
      @moth.monster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ryannui ur icon is sexy

    • @moth.monster
      @moth.monster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i meant to reply to the Isabelle icon person but i guess this works too

  • @ichintendo
    @ichintendo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Make sure to *SQUASH* those bugs when you place beds at the corner, Jerma

  • @beef5able
    @beef5able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    which, *swanky* , if you ask me

  • @OddishIsDumb
    @OddishIsDumb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The blue and pink rooms Jerma did are exactly what me and my sister's rooms looked like before I repainted them. Like, spot on color and size.

  • @zacharymorritt
    @zacharymorritt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t know why but “somebody wake up Peewee Herman his renovations are done” rolled me

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I don't do any carpentry." That fucking made me spit out my food. Made the bit perfect.

  • @elgavgav
    @elgavgav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hope we get more House Flipper streams in the future. We got Dad in the walls, and Uncle in the Bunker. I wonder who the next "___ in the ___" will be

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The garden update just came out, so probably grandma in the garden.

  • @klg9549
    @klg9549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved the speedrun part, was in stitches when it happened and it's great to see again!

  • @PinkFloydBootlegs
    @PinkFloydBootlegs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    House Flipper is the best game he has streamed. I remember watching the original stream

  • @pepsisepsis8087
    @pepsisepsis8087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Is this the guy that killed two hornets on stream

  • @RajasVids
    @RajasVids 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jerma did something related to a Jerma meme

  • @todbilegotgonbat3943
    @todbilegotgonbat3943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jerma had a future as a house renovator, but then he squandered it all to be a streamer.

  • @avery6758
    @avery6758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely need to go watch the full vod this looks great

  • @hem9483
    @hem9483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jeremy became compact to fit in the house he keeps his clown car in.

  • @TheSpartan451
    @TheSpartan451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *how do i use the gun*

  • @Loves2Game6360
    @Loves2Game6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gawd I almost choked on my coffee when you did your gangsta realtor bit...lol good job dude...made my day, + 1 subscriber.

  • @Waynimations
    @Waynimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can only flip burgers... I can’t flip anything

  • @Axoltolion
    @Axoltolion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Favorite series

  • @Brian-er7py
    @Brian-er7py 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Just buy this little shit shack clean it up, throw a bathroom in it and flip it” jerma crates big lennys house

  • @mfThump
    @mfThump 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the door mounting bit claimed one of my last life cards

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how that house still sold for almost 50 thousand dollars, even though the exterior was absolute shit.

  • @TheWheatless
    @TheWheatless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15:18 “You’ve got your chicke-“
    You’ve got your coffee, chicken, cheetos

  • @Kakashi42069
    @Kakashi42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bro I had the worst fucking day at work. Thanks for the laugh from this vid. Keep it going

  • @williamkline6450
    @williamkline6450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Press right mouse button to return item to the store”
    “How do I return this??”

  • @heavymachete6235
    @heavymachete6235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:35
    *condoms, and... vodka*

  • @dayafters1
    @dayafters1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:58, You would be surprised by the messes tenants can make. Had to clean up my fair share of shit shows, it's even worse when it's carpeted floor.

  • @_.Dylan._
    @_.Dylan._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:20 💨

  • @someguywithbagels5907
    @someguywithbagels5907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    did anyone notice thats the stardew valley cabin (thumbnail)

  • @crassiewassie8354
    @crassiewassie8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerma making the sudden realization as to why real estate is so profitable

  • @tac6557
    @tac6557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Luv u Jeremy

  • @MDPToaster
    @MDPToaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched the entire stream and would be willing to watch another.

  • @Kindjester79
    @Kindjester79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Yeah but does the kitchen have coffee cheetos and chicken?

  • @math6844
    @math6844 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The stuffed animal would be almost as dangerous as the knife in the baby’s crib

  • @binarystar5901
    @binarystar5901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would pay real actual money to watch him react to hoarders

  • @ninjamonkey2251
    @ninjamonkey2251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This game makes sink installation look easy. It isn't.

  • @Theshabadaman
    @Theshabadaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerma racing against the clock to shitty gameshow music is some of the funniest shit ever

  • @IroneGuy
    @IroneGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    am i the only one looking for the home renovation / infomercial music?

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He played supermarket sweep iirc. An old Usa gameshow where you collect stuff in a supermarket.
      He used the theme for the final sweep, where the contestants race through the market to get more valuable items in money totals.
      Just remember, when you hear the beep - it's supermarket sweep

    • @billdobbing1999
      @billdobbing1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Ry2c3ds79VI/w-d-xo.html

  • @LucasChosen
    @LucasChosen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the thumbnails in this channel are a masterpiece

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This needs to be Jermas new TF2, it's the perfect fit especially with the music

  • @BL_K9
    @BL_K9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i miss his house flipper streams man

  • @pigeonsanchez3100
    @pigeonsanchez3100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fixer guy: FASTER
    Neighbors: Honey, why is that man screaming about sonic?

  • @jojobizadTRASH
    @jojobizadTRASH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He should've used "I'm a asshole lime green" for the last house.

  • @LazyLaw-
    @LazyLaw- ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my all time favorite videos

  • @Charredasperity
    @Charredasperity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had to clean out the apartment of a 24 year old newlywed once.
    It looked exactly as bad as these houses.

  • @marcoshalfoffstore5092
    @marcoshalfoffstore5092 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd love to see more of this!

  • @bigolbrainworm219
    @bigolbrainworm219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd honestly live in that first house he bought and renovated

  • @nathanieltrunzo7230
    @nathanieltrunzo7230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ngl, that first house was pretty much a shed, but it had a HUMONGOUS yard.

  • @KFCArbiter
    @KFCArbiter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cant wait for the Dad House to be featured on 2ndJerma

  • @radiocaster2k
    @radiocaster2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think anyone has ever made me laugh so consistently that i had to pry my mouth into a down position just to take a sip from a can of soda

  • @Joescotterpuss
    @Joescotterpuss 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait for the Wall Dad saga to be uploaded.

  • @Jessica-yl2gu
    @Jessica-yl2gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh my god the backwards door was the hardest ive laughed in years

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never forget Jerma's ice cream parlor.