Awkward Moments in Dungeons and Dragons

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  • Lets look through the eyes of your character when you, the player, are deciding what to do for your next turn.....lets get some Awkward D&D moments going.
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  • @OneShotQuesters
    @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    Whats an Awkward Moment you've had when playing D&D?? 😳

    • @sovest555
      @sovest555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      When I had to talk my players into running away instead of fighting the literal thousands of enemy soldiers heading their way that they had neither the time nor the remaining resources to deal with. : P

    • @shoe479
      @shoe479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      When my Character somehow got into a royal carriage while wearing a cardboard box on my head, covered in shifter blood and yellow paint.... safe to say it was a very confusing and quiet time, while being a warforged who was slightly burned and dented from the town lighting on fire

    • @undeadjackolantern6809
      @undeadjackolantern6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Small talk

    • @mystic499
      @mystic499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      When my DM wanted to ship me and my friends characters so dnd me Yeeted him into the forest and he got captured by goblins but the good thing is I had wild shape and turned into another goblin convinced them I was there to trade and killed their leader another player had something to turn themselves invisible so out of no where their leader was dead and a 6 ft elf and a large teifling was just standing there we killed them all

    • @Moonshine_Victory
      @Moonshine_Victory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      [1st party] When I'm the only player trying to actually roleplay my character and make their actions make sense. Meanwhile the rest of the party tries to sacrifice a goblin for some reason and accidentally summons a few demons.
      [2nd party] When our ranger tries to put a pot on our druid's head just because he suddenly found out he had one with him; then our druid noticed him doing that and casted Poisonous Spray so he went down to 0 HP.

  • @fykoseik
    @fykoseik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2471

    So how are your parents?
    You killed em
    Thats right
    (damn that killed me)

  • @thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
    @thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5605

    I like the idea that wizards are actually just flipping through their spell book

    • @zainiadnan2335
      @zainiadnan2335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Yeah, the idea of wizard preping spell mid combat lol

    • @melissawardjohns220
      @melissawardjohns220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Alot do.

    • @the_eternal_darkness_8436
      @the_eternal_darkness_8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Honestly that’s how I view all wizards. They just have their spellbook/grimoire magically floating and they flip through it as the spell book magically finds the right spell for the occasion (assuming the Wizard already had it prepared)

    • @CI0wN
      @CI0wN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@the_eternal_darkness_8436 are you implying that preparing spells is just putting magical bookmarks in their spellbooks so they can flip right to the correct spell?

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Thats why spell prepharing existing
      Its a book mark

  • @grimgreycastle5141
    @grimgreycastle5141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4853

    When the DM is tired with u seducing characters that he tells u to act out the seduction

    • @kanevivi
      @kanevivi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      That actually happened, he wasnt prepared.

    • @GhostOfRazgiz
      @GhostOfRazgiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

      Bard: I Seduce the Dragon
      DM: Roll Charisma
      Bard: 32
      DM: Roll Constitution
      Bard: Why?
      DM: Male Dragon

    • @joaquinriosrodriguez7316
      @joaquinriosrodriguez7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Next morning the DM awakes in a bed with the bard. Roll for initiative against the angry dragon that was also in the bed. Don't ask how it showed up in the real world.

    • @mr-shkelly-bonesh
      @mr-shkelly-bonesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@GhostOfRazgiz *OOF*

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@GhostOfRazgiz that is perfect

  • @luzmorales749
    @luzmorales749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3218

    Being a monk human with high Dexterity, trying to dodge a hug from an NPC you may or may not have a crush on, but rolling a Nat 1 on it...

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      "Okay... so INSTEAD of Dodging them... you ATTEMPT to dodge them via backflip... and kick them in the chin... roll for damage."

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@tigerwarrior1787 "I somehow rolled a 500 on a D-20. What magic is this?"

    • @luzmorales749
      @luzmorales749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@tigerwarrior1787 I had a plus 7, so thankfully I didn't kick him in the face 😅🤣

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      "In your attempt to dodge, you fall on the ground but not before you grab the NPC. You are now lying underneath with NPC on top of you."

    • @ShiftylittleDemon
      @ShiftylittleDemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      My character always runs up to hug this one npc everytime we see him and is honestly would be so funny if he just started dodging it after a while

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    "No that spell won't wo- _wait!_
    ...
    No that won't work!"
    I came to this place, at this time, in the midst of combating a growing headache, trying to find a glimmer of hope and peace in these trying times, and yet you assault me so, good sir, in such a way in which the true power lays in its accuracy

  • @ElysianAngel
    @ElysianAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    Dnd in this format feels like an untimed game of chess where the king is in check, but they can't find how it's not checkmate.

    • @DragoSonicMile
      @DragoSonicMile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wouldn't such a situation be called "Stalemate"?

    • @FatedHandJonathon
      @FatedHandJonathon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@DragoSonicMile I think she means you've put your opponent in check, but they don't see, say, a piece off to the side that they could move to block the check, so you have to wait five minutes for them to find the way out of the situation.
      Also, no, it's definitely not stalemate if there's a check. Stalemate is explicitly "you can't move, but you aren't in check."

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bishop to the rescue! (and got taken and you lost)

  • @emmabean5150
    @emmabean5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    When the king started talking about his relationship with the rogue's mom, I thought the rogue was actually going to end up being the king's son.

  • @alexkoder1982
    @alexkoder1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2179

    I wonder what would happen if the party ever realizes that they all look strikingly similar?
    Would they accuse each other of being Doppelgangers?

    • @AngharadMac
      @AngharadMac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I was kinda waiting for that with the king and the rogue in this one

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      In my headcanon they all look simular because they are actually a homebrew relitive of humans & elves of their own.
      Still waiting for Oneshot to declare it official.

    • @LostSoulNexus
      @LostSoulNexus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Their dad was a bard...

    • @madhatterine2805
      @madhatterine2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      All their mothers had tragic love affairs with the evil king.

    • @AngharadMac
      @AngharadMac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@madhatterine2805 THIS

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    "Can't I just undo my held action?"
    "No, you compromised."
    "What the heck, GM!"

    • @nyx0103
      @nyx0103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I am fairly certain that if your held action is triggered you can still decide if you take it or not, just like opportunity attacks (although why would you not take your OA is beyond me). It's still funny in the video's context nonetheless.

    • @elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039
      @elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      the fact that the DM allowed such a long conversation is the bigger time-breaking problem

    • @thatCbean
      @thatCbean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@nyx0103 Not taking an AoO is sometimes beneficial for saving your reaction for something else. Like for example, a prepared action, counterspell or shield spell. But yes, you can also not take your prepared action as it requires a reaction to actually do. Still funny in the video though

    • @nyx0103
      @nyx0103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039 I mean, when you play, it kinda feels like time is at a halt for everyone except the one who's turn is in action.

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nyx0103 That is correct!
      But houserules are houserules, and certain GMs with VERY specific houserules exist...

  • @annasmith9570
    @annasmith9570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    Rolling really low as a ranger and alerting an ogre to my presence via a rolling log that I started by accident.

    • @arloracc
      @arloracc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was released 6 hrs ago. How u comment

    • @osfichofis3453
      @osfichofis3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arloracc There was a premier.

    • @arloracc
      @arloracc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@osfichofis3453 ohh damn I missed it

    • @annasmith9570
      @annasmith9570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a Patreon of his

  • @marcosma2562
    @marcosma2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    When you roll low stealth but you don't know if it was low enough or not so you keep sneaking only to realize everyone was waiting for you.

    • @Nevyn94
      @Nevyn94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, a good rollplay is sticking with your rools, no matter how bad they are, unless its a nat 1, where you somehow flip an entire room trying to sneak through it, then you should drop the sneaking

    • @marcosma2562
      @marcosma2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really, if you make a noise you know you made it because you could hear it. The character would also try to guess wether it was heard and change strategy.
      If you rolled low on deception for example, you would be right. But stealth is justified

    • @Nevyn94
      @Nevyn94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marcosma2562 I agree, though it would all be depending on what you are rolling stealth for, trying to move quietly in a forest? sure you step on a twig and it snaps, moving through a crowed/the shadows? not so much, unless the dm says that you are easily spotted and the person turns towards you

  • @OrcaWolf
    @OrcaWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    I can hear the DM rolling over in laughter and agony for such a plot twist to now have to figure out what happens.

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this was made even better when you realize that the wizard "awkwardly walking away from the duo" was his bonus action that allowed the held action to commence XD

  • @legendsofmichael4315
    @legendsofmichael4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I was expecting a standard betrayal when they went for the hug, but the held action was hilarious

    • @Queerventurers
      @Queerventurers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too!!!

    • @christianemerson4622
      @christianemerson4622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Personally, I though a fighter or monk were just gonna fly in multi-attacking the king

  • @slowmoth
    @slowmoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Jokes on you, everytime I speak in dnd is an awkward moment 😎

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      -10 Charisma?

    • @slowmoth
      @slowmoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@rachdarastrix5251 yep that's my irl charisma stat lol

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@slowmoth 9 ttimes out of 10 high irl charisma is useless because the irl people have -30 taste a 50 in sensitive and a -40 in wisdom. This is why I tend to actively seek people with rare qualities that make them at the very least redemable.

    • @LostSoulNexus
      @LostSoulNexus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's just life for some of us

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      plot twist, play a character that does not speak? laugh as your party tries to figure out what you're trying to tell them XD

  • @aiseanaivalu2143
    @aiseanaivalu2143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Why can I just imagine the Paladin throwing it back off screen during this entire thing?

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damnit, now I can't not imagine it!

    • @randomonlineuser6401
      @randomonlineuser6401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im confused what do u mean?

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@randomonlineuser6401 I think throwing it back is another word for twerking, so they mean they're imaging the paladin twerking off screen in the video

    • @MiniCerberus991
      @MiniCerberus991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MOTHHMAN that or he meant the drunk paladin

    • @PhoenixBorn666
      @PhoenixBorn666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randomonlineuser6401 like the 1 above me said, throwing it back is also slang for drinking heavily. So the Paladin is seeing all this and just sitting/standing there downing booze in response lol

  • @_jake_ni_
    @_jake_ni_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    When one of the player suduced their own father.

    • @bdubsmoss8593
      @bdubsmoss8593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Oedipus instinct

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How does that happen

    • @_jake_ni_
      @_jake_ni_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@maem7462 We were fighting and she decided to flash them. She did know it was her father tho

    • @bladeofSteele
      @bladeofSteele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That could be this video 👀 maybe the guy is the king's son and the mom never said so

    • @ayf449
      @ayf449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Luke, I'm your father."
      "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

  • @catswellthecat7855
    @catswellthecat7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Legend has it the wizard is still trying to figure out what spell to cast

    • @ronaldomoura1932
      @ronaldomoura1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He ended up with fireball some time later

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ronaldomoura1932 As he should

    • @ronaldomoura1932
      @ronaldomoura1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@skell6134 #teamfireball

    • @idoganor100
      @idoganor100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ronaldomoura1932 hey, if it ain't broke, don't change it.

    • @Hayden_Lummus
      @Hayden_Lummus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s desperately trying to find the spell to repair a broken heart…but it can never be found in a book.

  • @LastKatanaGirl
    @LastKatanaGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I love how the wizard is busy with finding a spell and while searching just casts two spells and then keeps on searching for a bonus action. 😂

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      actually, it's made even better when you realize the wizard awkwardly moving away from the duo WAS the bonus action that allowed the held action to commence XD

    • @mickeyyowzah
      @mickeyyowzah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, yeah. He used his reaction for counterspell, he used his action for prestidigitation, but he still has a bonus action. I'm guessing the wizard has had the spell Expeditious Retreat active on him, which meant he could use Dash as a bonus action, which allowed him to move again.

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, it was one reaction (Counterspell) and one action (Prestidigitation) so of course the Wizard wants to do something with his bonus action too, if he can.

  • @johnpatrick1647
    @johnpatrick1647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    If the King declares the rogue his son right before he dies, does that make the rogue the new King?

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You have a point, but I think it has to be formal, like announced at a crowd. But yeah, probably.

    • @dovahkiin7253
      @dovahkiin7253 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well no because he would be a bastard

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    It would seem one of your viewers has decided to cast Fireball as a cantrip.

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “That’s what you call commitment.”
    “That’s what your mother didn’t have.”
    😱

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love the Wizard flipping through his spell book, only to glance up and almost indignantly cast counter spell when he sees the BBEG trying to kill the Rogue. It's such an offhand thing, I love it! Just "Eh, no! None of that!"

  • @rootyful
    @rootyful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    This should be nominated for an oscar

  • @CompanyCoGamers
    @CompanyCoGamers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Insecure young ranger finally builds the confidence to scout and lead for the party. Natural 2 perception and natural 1 stealth. My character has returned to insecurity, his true favored terrain.

  • @-Offstar
    @-Offstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That awkward moment when the Rogue is in range for the Evil King to somehow use a spell that requires touch yet the rogue is somehow out of range to use their daggers to attack.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gets worse when you realize for that to work IRL his arm length would have to be longer than the rogue's arm+weapon length!

    • @mouthlesshater
      @mouthlesshater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Evil King moved AND used a Legendary Action.

  • @SerephinaOfTheKamis
    @SerephinaOfTheKamis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Masterpiece! When they go in for the hug, and the rouge goes for the kill. . . Just. . . ALL THE EMOTIONS! 😭😂🙃😁
    Awkward moment: rolled really high on intimidation in a middle of a bandit group, and DM stared at me and said "Damn, that was supposed to be the first combat of the campaign" 😂

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I was the DM when that happened once. I was trying to have the characters get attacked by cultists heading through the forest, but the monk rolled a Nat 20 on intimidation.

    • @TheOnlySiggi
      @TheOnlySiggi ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I feel smart to have my first combat be against a magical, but bloodsucking, bush. Has nether ears nor eyes 😏
      Even if it was just a random idea, it still was somehow smart. I guess. I hope so. Well...

    • @TheOnlySiggi
      @TheOnlySiggi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I feel smart to have my first combat be against a magical, but bloodsucking, bush. Has nether ears nor eyes 😏
      Even if it was just a random idea, it still was somehow smart. I guess. I hope so. Well...

    • @boefr
      @boefr ปีที่แล้ว

      I can relate to that! My party once had a situation where my rogue was supposed to fail a search for my party’s fighter in a dark forest, because it was important for meeting a specific character. I ended up rolling a nat 20, and ruining all of the plans for that session! 😂

  • @JackoKeaves
    @JackoKeaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    My party had a fight with a group of bandits and I was a rouge. The ranger took a shot at a bandit that was standing infront of a bush I was hiding in. They rolled a nat 1 and I took a point of damage. It was the only damage I took that combat. 😂

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ranger: *Misses shot*
      Bandit: "That all ya got?!"
      Rouge Rogue: "OW MY ASS!!!!"

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Wow, you didn't do the whole "I am your your father" bit. Nice!

  • @CraftyBonkers
    @CraftyBonkers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    When your monk friend's girlfriend goes missing, but you've been drinking for a while and roll a nat 1 on a CON save. My bardlock did a backflip off the stool and passed out on the floor of the pub.

  • @ai2802
    @ai2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Most awkward moment for me was when my Woodelf fell in love with an elf NPC (elves were almost extinct in this world), travelled the realm with her, protected her, even learned sign language (she couldn't speak), only to find out at the very end she was his sister XD

    • @shadowlord1418
      @shadowlord1418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see no problem here

    • @empoleon22
      @empoleon22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ah so you pulled a Luke and Leia

    • @luckyfox2997
      @luckyfox2997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You pulled a Turin and Nienor

    • @laurelelasselin
      @laurelelasselin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luckyfox2997 Ah a man of culture XD

    • @zevlowenstein9572
      @zevlowenstein9572 ปีที่แล้ว

      like star wars!

  • @soulsurvivor2706
    @soulsurvivor2706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Why did I bring this spell to a combat session!" too relatable

  • @cogahan
    @cogahan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the idea that the Wizard is frantically flipping through his book, not knowing what to do, and then they overhear the villain say something and they just randomly shout "Counterspell!"

  • @marcosma2562
    @marcosma2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    When you crit and roll minimum damage:
    - NATURAL 20
    -You swing your sword with mighty precision and strength hitting the dragon right in its neck!!!!! ROLL DAMAGE
    -2
    -Oh
    -You deal 10 damage.
    -Oh
    -THE TICK ON THE DRAGON'S NECK IS SHATTERED BY YOUR STRIKE AND FALLS ON THE GROUND IN PIECES.
    Dragon's turn
    -😳

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dragon:"Thank you so much. That thing has been bothering me for centuries. Tell you what, I am willing to give you 7 favors in return. I'll do anything you want unless it is too unreasonable."

    • @mitchellslate1249
      @mitchellslate1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rachdarastrix5251 Replace the Tick with me instead...

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mitchellslate1249 Dragon:"Um, ok. As long as you mean like a hug. Sure. Climb on my neck. While you are there may as well add some jewelry."

    • @mitchellslate1249
      @mitchellslate1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rachdarastrix5251 Welcome to Vampiric Dragon 101! First off, I am your master now. Second off, you are only a Vampric Dragon Spawn, and have to go back in by Dawn with me or we are both toast.

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mitchellslate1249 "Or, I could kill myself for the dishonor of being enslaved by an inferior species."
      *Begins eating mountain garlic.*

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    At first I wanted them to end up together as a couple,
    Now I really want them to be found fami-
    Rogue: *stabs evil King in the middle of me typing this*
    Me:.... Well damn

    • @thatterrariaguidenpc8054
      @thatterrariaguidenpc8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well on the bright side the king can prolly be healed and not be mad at the rogue son for game mechanics he has no control over

  • @Nashi_likes_games
    @Nashi_likes_games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Alternate reality: Rogue remembers he can Dash as a bonus action and sneak attacks the Evil King immediately. Then, they both take a few hours waiting for the wizard to take actions, bonus actions, etc...
    And then the Bard comes up and tries to seduce the Evil King.

    • @ladygeneveve3805
      @ladygeneveve3805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil king was 65 feet away

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evil King: Son, meet your new dad! Er, second new dad.
      Bard: Hi Rogue! :D
      Rogue: AHHH

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    What about those moments when you forget why the heck you're stealing this gem again?
    What's the campaign story again?
    DM?

    • @Reicha
      @Reicha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me and the second player in the game. It works out in-game, though, as the player who actually remembers everything and keeps notes plays a high intelligence character. Our characters, meanwhile, bring the charismatic chaos.
      "So, what did you find out?"
      "What?"
      "That's why you seduced the king!"
      "...Ah. Well, I'm getting married and I have no clue."
      Goblin Artificer: **sigh** "Don't worry, I was hiding under the bed and recorded everything."
      "EVERYTHING??"
      "Yes. Even your lose streak at Jenga."
      (When your seducer is asexual and it's just board game night.)

  • @yourtrachcannot4985
    @yourtrachcannot4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    When the bard doesn't seduce the dragon : * Confused DM noises *
    Edit : HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES ?!

    • @kanevivi
      @kanevivi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My bards dont seduce! Legit not a single one has in any situation. My warlock did once. And my barbarian was tricked into it by a shapeshifter trying to get info from him.

    • @RhysticTutor1
      @RhysticTutor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My team bard didn’t seduce, and I asked if he was sure...

    • @FuturPlanet
      @FuturPlanet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BARDS!!!

    • @KatTheIndigoWolf
      @KatTheIndigoWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My bard doesn't seduce anyone because she is in a committed relationship with her future wife

    • @yourtrachcannot4985
      @yourtrachcannot4985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KatTheIndigoWolf thats wholesome

  • @MaxPwnzer
    @MaxPwnzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I expected you to die, not soil yourself"
    If only some biologist was in the party to tell him that would have happened after. Good thing the wizard countered it though, otherwise the king would have been stuck with that smell and no one to talk to as the wizard flipped through his spellbook

  • @unspeci8852
    @unspeci8852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    > It's against company policy
    PSA: Talking about your salary is a federally protected action in the United States and it's the only way to become aware of wage inequality! It is illegal for your employer to punish you for it in any way.

    • @emptycradle1304
      @emptycradle1304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, legally even a government spy can legally talk about their salary...

    • @jakubrepik6242
      @jakubrepik6242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wdym wage inequality

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, but you forget that Evil King is the BBEG, and as such he approves of wage inequality! But he's Lawful Evil, so he abides by the rules he sets (which are written heavily in his favor anyway).

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Most awkward that happened in our campaign was a heartbreaker: our druid had used his thorns thing against a large army and killed like 80% without anyone else in the party attacking. This caused the captain to rout and after the rest of the team cleaned up the remaining grunts, the druid shifted into a wolf and chased down the captain. He was TWO SPACES AWAY and the captain pivots on a dime and sinks a critted bolt right into the druid's skull. He failed his rolls before the healer could get there and he died in my arms, his last words "I tried, guys". But in hindsight, it was kinda dumb of him because we knew the captain was one level higher than any one of us and could choose to roll an advantaged shot.
    And for me personally, that's way more stupidity than anything: I forgot to check the alignment of a beholder and my character thought he was a patron of my master ( playing as a warlock ), and went to submit to him. As it turns out, they're unaffiliated and chaotic evil, so he turned an eye to me and... I was turned to stone. No saves, couldn't resist, and that was that. Afterwards, the team member who always hated me kicked over my stone corpse, turning me to rubble.

  • @aldente3868
    @aldente3868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:46 Didn't know that the Evil King could use Vicious Mockery.

  • @maxlegolus2817
    @maxlegolus2817 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that he’s not even upset he got stabbed,
    He’s upset because it’s taking so long.

  • @YoumiKuroikishi
    @YoumiKuroikishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I’m here!
    Ah well I created a homebrewed boss that changed its elemental type at the start of the round & a crystal changes color. The boss was radiant mode (vulnerable to necrotic, immune/heals from radiant) and the Paladin Crit Smote it...
    Whoops.

  • @jessetheunending9357
    @jessetheunending9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of my players decided to run off on his own, pick a fight with 4 monsters, lie dying on the ground as they left him, only to have a giant spider (medium base) come and eat him to death. The rest of the adventuring group still has no idea what happened to him.

  • @stTrooper-nf9dh
    @stTrooper-nf9dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I had a moment recently when two new players just joined in on a game I was already two sessions into. For this game the primary focus is kind of on treasure hunting as opposed to combat (although there is still combat), and has two BBEGs that each represent a different faction.
    One of the BBEG's is a powerful frost mage who showed up earlier in the campaign, and was supposed to bump into the players again while they were in a town for a tense encounter that didn't necessarily need to end in combat.
    The only problem is the party split to prepare different for different elements of the voyage, and the only one who bumped into the BBEG was a newbie.
    He did learn that this guy had met up with a brigantine owned by the cult he served (who were seeking the treasure for unsavoury reasons) to help him travel more quickly up the coast of the island they were currently on, and decided that it would be easy to destroy their ship since it was just a Brigantine and the players had a full Brig. This, in their mind, would eliminate their biggest competitor or at least knock them out of the competition for a while.
    That logic seemed pretty flawless to the new players (who ran the ship, as the plot for this session was the original players were trying to hire a ship, and I thought by having the new players run one I could seamlessly blend the groups), and the original party didn't want to metagame (and their characters weren't within earshot).
    However what the old players new, and the new players didn't know, was that this frost mage was a badass, like demigod level badass. I wanted the games emphasis to be on outsmarting/outpacing the BBEG, and for him to be a recurring villain in higher level campaigns. I spent ages making the setting, and damn if I wasn't going to flex it's lore, and this guy incorporated multiple elements of the lore in one terrifying package.
    So the crew formulates a plan, a pretty good one in my opinion. The First mate (who was a part of a homebrew aquatic race) would swim under the enemy ship and force the anchor in place so it couldn't be removed easily, and destroy the rudder before returning to their ship. After that they would have their ship emerge from behind some rocks and launch a full broadside attack using every gun at their disposal, after which they could loot the wreck or escape without the threat of being pursued if somehow things went wrong.
    The problem is things went wrong at the worst possible time. Very wrong. The first mate made all but one check perfectly, and due to his quick thinking his side of the plan went off without a hitch. Disaster struck when the ships captain went to bring the Brig broadside. There were two people making perception checks with disadvantage on the opposing ship (the idea being that they were actively vigilant due to events that occurred earlier in the campaign, yet conditions favoured the parties plan). When the ship came broadside one failed (the enemy ship's captain), and one succeeded, the frost mage.
    From the players perspective they launched all of their cannons in a glorious hail of metal and smoke, only for most of it to be blocked by a towering wall of thick ice. All of a sudden giant spikes of ice began piercing the sea floor, towering through the water and reaching almost as high as their masts, and they were drawing closer.
    Long story short (or less long I guess) although none of the party took any damage, they came close to being impaled multiple times and only escaped unharmed because one of the original players blew up the BBEG's shoulder with a high-damage shot to the shoulder using his musket (not enough damage to count as massive damage, but he did good so I gave him a cool moment).

  • @williamjones1337
    @williamjones1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fantastic.
    Awks moment I had: Introducing a new player character and new player. Do his little intro. Party hates him and attacks.

  • @aMxx-
    @aMxx- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The most awkward moment was when I turned to a 5 year old (thanks wild magic surge) and had to ask my barbarian and fighter to carry ALL my stuff for me because I have -4 strength. (And the I lost my treasure as one died)

  • @faolan2174
    @faolan2174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was expecting that the wizard would finally decide what spell to cast and totally nuke the king. That, or they'd try to go hug each other, only to find out they STILL can't move until wizard finishes his turn

  • @rabbitsintheattic9889
    @rabbitsintheattic9889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "That came out of nowhere, like a sneak attack." Oh my god this line is so funny to me!

  • @Darkrai1201
    @Darkrai1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was maybe the best D&D sketch Ive ever seen

  • @aaronammann4236
    @aaronammann4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jarvis the impossible cleric:
    Here I'll just cure those wounds for you
    (Casts cure wounds at level 6)

    • @Reicha
      @Reicha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My redemption paladin, :')
      "I use spare the dying" "AGAIN?!" "He's the current big bad!"
      "And we're getting him a big bad trial. Have a cupcake and no more sulking."

  • @RIVERSRPGChannel
    @RIVERSRPGChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tried to flat of the blade to a towny and fumbled and cut off his head and it rolled down into the common room. Then we became outlaws!

  • @cameron2528
    @cameron2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The first spell any wizard should know: "Spell search"

  • @jay-virm
    @jay-virm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Being a gnoll-tiefling hybrid kicked out of the tribe and as you adventure with the party, you encounter and fight your own tribe that recognizes you but you can't say that you came from them because your party has already committed to fighting them.

  • @CreepyConnor
    @CreepyConnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The most awkward is when session ends right in the middle of major plot stuff

  • @Constructor_Pack
    @Constructor_Pack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:39 Caught me off guard with the counter spell lol

  • @musicforu5819
    @musicforu5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This one was briliant, definitely the best one so far

  • @gezraidnay6398
    @gezraidnay6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me: *0:47 😂😂😂😂😂 I got called out hard.

  • @MrAaeron
    @MrAaeron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was expecting the evil king to reveal the rogue was his son

  • @Asyia
    @Asyia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is my favorite skit you have done oh my gosh, THIS WAS SO GOOD!!!

  • @sociallysupreme7101
    @sociallysupreme7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My brother, a barbarian, failed to kick open a door. Rolled a 1 and a 7 on an advantage, but read the 7 as a 1. So the sorcerer, with a -1 strength kicked open the door without a problem.

  • @LisroMeniosa
    @LisroMeniosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how this channel’s sketches has a hidden dnd lore

  • @sven253
    @sven253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:20 i feel like this heartwarming part is gonna be ruined by the wizard. Edit: welp, it was worse.

  • @feonixrizen4960
    @feonixrizen4960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awkward moment happened last session, I tried to befriend some earth elementals by playing my lute for them. My party said this probably wouldn't work and I told them "music transcends language." Rolled a nat 1 on performance and snapped all of my lute strings. I just confused the poor things.

  • @reaganmonkey8
    @reaganmonkey8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:38 I like how slow the wizard is, then how fast they cast counterspell.

  • @Lillyluri
    @Lillyluri ปีที่แล้ว

    Best video on your channel so far. I've been wandering aimlessly through your library for a couple of days now, and this is just *gold*.

  • @Drirton
    @Drirton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:03 It's illegal to prevent workers from discussing their pay. =3

  • @darkmatterbuildrplays
    @darkmatterbuildrplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That ending could've been so wholesome...but NO! You had to make one last joke!
    ....... Honestly tho, great sketch as always!

  • @getthedunkon9347
    @getthedunkon9347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't worry the bard has healing spells but the wizard is picking his bonus action.

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Evil King insulting the Rogue's mom is hilarious. 😂😂 I can't blame the wizard walking out.

  • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
    @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So wait, the Rogue researched the evil king for 2 years and didn’t realize that the evil king had dated his mom?

  • @justinmccurdy9319
    @justinmccurdy9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My friend who's playing a monk once broke both of his legs and some ribs running down a mountain trying to escape an angry yeti he was too weak to fight. He continually rolled natural 1s on most of the skill checks the DM gave him. Our barbarian had to hike up the mountain alone, find him, and carry him down to camp. The rest of us were too far away to do anything. We had split off to do something else; it's a long story.

  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the music actually makes it less awkward than absolute silence

  • @thegrandxbunny2073
    @thegrandxbunny2073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok but this is unironically a genius play by the DM. To have Roleplay between the characters as one player is trying to prep and tie in an organic twist during so.

  • @ScarletRedCrimson
    @ScarletRedCrimson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Id honestly love to have a session like this!

  • @justsomeone875
    @justsomeone875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't happen to me but a ranger in my party and a bandit both kept missing their shots on each other for nearly half the round XD

  • @bastionunitb7388
    @bastionunitb7388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An often overlooked rule is that you can choose I you want to spend your reaction to trigger a prepared action

  • @iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis
    @iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    in my dnd group there's a general understanding that if you don't know what you're going to do on your turn when it becomes your turn, we just skip your turn. you have 5 other turns before you to think about that and prepare, so don't waste our time

    • @shadowlord1418
      @shadowlord1418 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres no excuse if your an experienced player

  • @kieljohntoons
    @kieljohntoons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is too much tea and drama for me but its so entertaining and I love it.😂😂

  • @KatrinaAmaxas
    @KatrinaAmaxas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was half expecting the Wizard or another caster in the party to cast Power Word Kill or some other high level spell on the Evil King to instantly annihilate him before he and the Rogue hugged...

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:30 the damn borders XD

  • @TalkandListen902
    @TalkandListen902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wizard: * dies out of confusion for choosing spells.

  • @dragonbolt4425
    @dragonbolt4425 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That wizard actually just used the Disengage action 💀

  • @Brennan1231000
    @Brennan1231000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interestingly enough due to the rouges questions regarding the kings wage the party learns that he is not the final boss and that there's something higher up the chain of command

  • @Ravertine
    @Ravertine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    one of your best vids so far keep up the good work guys

  • @teaganfrizzell5158
    @teaganfrizzell5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Well, there's this guy that want's to rap everything...yeah it's really weird but we still play with him now😁🤣

    • @nyx0103
      @nyx0103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I imagine you missed an E in that word, just so not to trigger the robot filter. Tbh, you should really ditch that guy, no matter what. Sexual assault is not something that belongs in DnD, even in a character's backstory its already borderline for a grand majority of DnD groups, now if its an active thing in a game session that's just a MAJOR RED FLAG. You know why its weird, why do you keep playing with him then?

    • @teaganfrizzell5158
      @teaganfrizzell5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well...he's a friend of the guy who created the campaign, and we can't get rid of him...also my other friend says he's mentally 🌟special🌟🤣

    • @Reicha
      @Reicha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@teaganfrizzell5158 Ooof. I liked it when it was rapping. If he's mentally atypical in any way just makes it worse tbh. Unless it's obvious that he's in no way serious about it and it doesn't bleed out into his irl behavior, I'd ask the DM to talk to him about his irl status. Friend to friend. It could land him in trouble not to mention traumatize someone (I put emphasis on his getting in trouble cause the DM is more likely to prioritize his friend's well being). Not to put that burden on you, it's the DMs responsibility. But it would be a good idea to bring up with the other players, if you have the wherewithal.
      On the other hand we had a long standing joke in a group of friends that my character took enemies prisoners for her harem. Which probably didn't make anyone uncomfortable, apart from the silliness of the campaign, cause she's a she and I'm female born, which is obviously bad. It wasn't long before *I* was uncomfortable and clarified what I'd been hinting - she, socially awkward, basically keeps them prisoner to be her bffs. There's zero violations past violation of freedom going on. She spared them death for prison time and community service.
      How red a flag it is can depend on the settinng and how well you know each other and everyone's triggers. Say, In CoS it might be in a backstory as a big serious dark secret, and treated with the severity needed. In a silly game I suppose it might slip if the character doesn't understand and the players all acknowledge it being wrong.

  • @Ganmue
    @Ganmue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good job on the skit! Legit reminds me of random parts of campaign last year

  • @samdoe3608
    @samdoe3608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was really expecting the Wizard to throw a fireball at the end

  • @victorbazan2676
    @victorbazan2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was great! Love your content, dude

  • @spookykitty72
    @spookykitty72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've stopped it at 4:30.
    I refuse to see what happens next
    The rouge and king are now adopted child and dad and nobody Will change my mind.

  • @stephenbough6220
    @stephenbough6220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bahaha that is AWESOME!! This is my favorite vid so far! 🤣🤣

  • @dgroves1570
    @dgroves1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh boy this was a good one so many emotions in one episode

  • @jenniferstewarts4851
    @jenniferstewarts4851 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Boys are arguing about something, i'm on the sofa, eyes closed resting, DM gives up asks my character something... I hold up the chalk board with the response already writen on it (character could not "speak" common, so wrote everything down). DM Blinks... "Will you quit that." I flip the chalk board around, - "Why?" DM face palms "I hate when she does that". I put the chalk board back down .
    It was always so much fun to catch the DM off guard.

  • @Three-Moonwatchers
    @Three-Moonwatchers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One party member decided to start collecting at least one tooth from every party member in trades. I’m playing a plasmoid. You see where this is going.

  • @guidojacobs2002
    @guidojacobs2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:20 Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

  • @hazelolive7895
    @hazelolive7895 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna see the continuation of this! I need to know what happens next 🤣

  • @themoltenknight398
    @themoltenknight398 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the time it took for the rogue to get his turn back at the end of the episode, 83 other rounds could have happened. Its either he had 83 other teammates or they changed the round times.

  • @RygasV
    @RygasV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'll admit I flip through my spell book during my teammates turns just so I can come up with what spells to use incase something happens.

  • @emeraldnickel
    @emeraldnickel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The best part of this is that it’s accurate, since talking is always a free action.