AIRSOFT HITMAN - No Witnesses!

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  • @zero7even
    @zero7even 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    14:27
    Sam: "I got a big bowl of stew hehe, here we go! hehe, haha-" *gets shot*
    *Top 10 saddest last words*

  • @SydneySighs
    @SydneySighs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "I'm sorry you weren't supposed to die!" Pretty much describes every time I try to be sneaky in Hitman.

  • @Ossek
    @Ossek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    I fucking love how Chef Sam just carried the stew with him.

    • @jyquin5012
      @jyquin5012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      A good chef always goes down with his stew.

    • @zyibesixdouze4863
      @zyibesixdouze4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      trouble had been boiling

    • @TheJokerX94
      @TheJokerX94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      is fucking yelp as he looks at the camera got me XD

    • @Spero_Hawk
      @Spero_Hawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheJokerX94 13:41, best moment for sure

    • @talonquestbg6830
      @talonquestbg6830 ปีที่แล้ว

      “200 billion that’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard in my kitchen” killed me 😂

  • @thesuperparrot
    @thesuperparrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Sam: "I got a big pot of stew, uh here we go! hehe aha" *gets shot*
    I'm rolling

    • @foxthefox1594
      @foxthefox1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thesuperparrot i feel shame, i thought that “I’m rolling” said Read More

    • @corneliusflake2103
      @corneliusflake2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what are you rolling?

    • @michaelallen4331
      @michaelallen4331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corneliusflake2103 ur nan

    • @bogney
      @bogney 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheese Man I did the same thing lol

  • @FrancoGratteta
    @FrancoGratteta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Wren makes this episodes so much beliavable, his roleplay is spot on.

    • @pbnjgoodness
      @pbnjgoodness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Marco Durastante Cue montage of Mike trying to get the mechanic outfit

  • @Forestxavier20
    @Forestxavier20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "Live Forever~" *Ivy proceeds to get shot after trying to blow a kiss* "0

  • @andyotaka7073
    @andyotaka7073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    Non-Target Killed -1000
    Non-Target Killed -1000
    Non-Target Killed -1000
    Non-Target Killed -1000
    Non-Target Killed -1000
    Non-Target Killed -1000
    Good Job Hitman

    • @kryppyy
      @kryppyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      He Killed everyone But the Target Lmao

    • @ph0enixfiregaming973
      @ph0enixfiregaming973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Target escaped -5000

    • @mynameberamen1779
      @mynameberamen1779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@ph0enixfiregaming973 so it's -11,000.
      *SLOW CLAPS*

    • @ph0enixfiregaming973
      @ph0enixfiregaming973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mynameberamen1779 lol

    • @zero7even
      @zero7even 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My average score when I play Hitman.

  • @MACABR3
    @MACABR3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    1:22 when Jake says “no they’re not.” I died laughing 😂😂😂

    • @stoneflags2467
      @stoneflags2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jadon Timmerman I was just going to comment that😂😂😂

    • @blueglaze1514
      @blueglaze1514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean he is right

  • @kennydejavu
    @kennydejavu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Niko: Live on forever!
    Ivy fucking dies 5 seconds later

    • @nikosoukkala2648
      @nikosoukkala2648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do they date irl or is it just in character??? Because they seem to be pretty close in other videos too...

    • @dane676
      @dane676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Niko Soukkala They're married outside of the game

  • @progzly
    @progzly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "Flowers are just as important as bullets..."
    "N-- No... They're not"

  • @Pie42795
    @Pie42795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    This has got to be the best airsoft video that Node has ever done! Just so many hilarious moments! The early death of the underdressed mechanic, Sam's yell as he runs away with his stew, Ivy's tragic death, the fact that the target was the only one to survive...

    • @spinakker14
      @spinakker14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The_Law I was laughing all the way! This one also became my favourite video

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its a surprise that none of this is scripted.

  • @maliknightboiler2828
    @maliknightboiler2828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    12:49 - 13:05 best acting
    13:43 - 13:47 best comedy

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      2:30 worst acting

    • @STM_tm
      @STM_tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What can I say, Wren's an amazing actor.

    • @poison7207
      @poison7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaaa

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Misanthrope
      He wasn't sure how to react because it wasn't in the script.

    • @poison7207
      @poison7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      twinodoom he could’ve screamed or something

  • @aidanlee3149
    @aidanlee3149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    niko: live forever
    (ivy walks to the door and blows niko a kiss)
    (mike walks into the doorway and shoots ivy)
    focking irony right there

    • @sirokhorun
      @sirokhorun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Aidan Lee I cry every time.

    • @nikosoukkala2648
      @nikosoukkala2648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Do they date irl or is it just in character??? Because they seem to be pretty close in other videos too...

    • @ghostoperator4163
      @ghostoperator4163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if they date in real life as well, that was a good sacrifice Niko

    • @ghostoperator4163
      @ghostoperator4163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Propoganda Pat they’re not I think ivy has a crush on Niko

    • @rileysteidel7084
      @rileysteidel7084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Larry Phan they are married. They say it in an episode on Sam and niko.

  • @Mythic2827
    @Mythic2827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Went from Hitman to Hotline: Miami lol :DDDD

    • @kraig436
      @kraig436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mythic lol so John wick

    • @WaveTheConqueror
      @WaveTheConqueror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kraig436 Hotline Miami would fit more, its just rampaging killing without any planing

    • @thesolidestsnake
      @thesolidestsnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hitman Miami.

    • @felixcarloc.tiukinhoy4387
      @felixcarloc.tiukinhoy4387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WaveTheConqueror "Do you like hurting other people?"

    • @WaveTheConqueror
      @WaveTheConqueror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@felixcarloc.tiukinhoy4387 i enjoy the quote, especially told by the doomslayer that totally murders as insane as Jacket.

  • @leonidezdionisio9915
    @leonidezdionisio9915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    R.I.P Sam, he died holding his special recipe

    • @spinakker14
      @spinakker14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      leonidez dionisio he took it to the grave

    • @ashilino
      @ashilino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he died the way he lived

    • @HumorDash
      @HumorDash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @CertifiedPsycho1.0
      @CertifiedPsycho1.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No he died doing what he loved

    • @cagethekyle6493
      @cagethekyle6493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not a drop spilled.

  • @valrhys8527
    @valrhys8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Girl : "until nextime"
    Agent 47 : *yeets girl*

    • @FFenix972
      @FFenix972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      please what is the song?

  • @lorddybug
    @lorddybug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Ivy:"Flowers are just as important as bullets."
    Jake:"No they're not." *Blank Face*
    HAHAHA

  • @pikag10
    @pikag10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    a continuation to the flower v bullet debate:
    Ivy: well flowers give us oxygen
    Jake: well, bullets save that oxygen
    Ivy: *sigh*

  • @BoggydanBuckney
    @BoggydanBuckney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Best one yet! Sam the chef was hilarious lol

  • @johnwestensnorris6391
    @johnwestensnorris6391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I think I figured out the master plan to this level. 1 Kill the mechanic. 2 Take a walk along the side and drop your gun. 3 Inform the guard of the gun and kill him by fiber wire while he is inspecting it. 4 Disguise as guard and disguise him as mechanic. 5 Tell the general about the dead body and lead them towards it. 6 Go behind the general and any guards brought with them, take guards out first then the general.

    • @ChamberSix.
      @ChamberSix. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *FBI* :
      stay where you're at nigga

    • @twns1076
      @twns1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn

    • @Veloziraptor111
      @Veloziraptor111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why would the general inspect the body by himself? He'd probably head to the safe room as soon as you inform him of the dead body. This might work for taking out the guards though.

    • @Miguel-yh7le
      @Miguel-yh7le 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well say good bye to silent assassin due to non target kills and potentially body found. Here is the better way to do it:
      1.Poison a bodyguard’s drink with emetic rat poison
      2.Subdue him when he goes to puke in the bathroom
      3.Disguise as him
      4.Lock the bathroom door he’s in before exiting to make sure nobody will find him
      5.Disable the surveillance system
      6.Fire some non-silenced gunshots to cause panic
      7.Escort the General to the panic room
      8.Garrote the general with your fiber wire
      9.Escape.

    • @kamakrazy5837
      @kamakrazy5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Miguel-yh7le yes officer this comment right here

  • @waasar
    @waasar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Which general doesn't invite his mechanic to party along and also do some routine maintenance in the house while he's there.

  • @0MeryLove0
    @0MeryLove0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Funniest quote:
    D: "I never used a gun before!"

  • @firephoenix4013
    @firephoenix4013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Spoilers
    Wren has been spot on for all his npc roles. He's been also a very good sportsman, letting the hero go for miner faults and being the npc.
    Brandon "pretty much" died first XD again. Brave till the end.
    Shaun was great being the first day at the job kinda guy, lost all his courage after almost dying and seeing his superiors slain one by one.
    Full of twists and turns this one. Was great :D

    • @cowmcbeef966
      @cowmcbeef966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wren's death was REALLY well executed. He went full bodyguard mode for this video.

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      everyone actually did a damn great job, there wasn't a singkle one out of character, one of the best episodes on the entire channel.

    • @lukemonaghan4727
      @lukemonaghan4727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alexander Joachain where’s my boy sam at with his secret recipe??? 😂😂

  • @InnerlockStudios
    @InnerlockStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    13:39 lol I'm dying! Just everyone running out screaming, then you see Sam with his bowl just go "ahh"

  • @shadow344bh
    @shadow344bh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    "No one will notice, if there are no one to notice"

    • @geeraf9392
      @geeraf9392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crocodile

    • @gi5epi_579
      @gi5epi_579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bajur

    • @exploitativity
      @exploitativity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see I’ve met my match.

    • @UnstandardOtaku
      @UnstandardOtaku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Stealth or Russian Stealth?

    • @spinakker14
      @spinakker14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wrote this joke under Anna's run, but I was hoping someone would really just murder everybody

  • @DONKINDONUTS
    @DONKINDONUTS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how, for the first time I've ever noticed in a Node video, somebody manages to make the cameraman react/laugh. Sam's scream at the camera was a really good time for it to happen, too.

  • @sku11bash
    @sku11bash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This was probably my favorite one yet just because I love the way he played the part of Judd. Also the complete randomness of 13:42 and 14:27 had me utterly gasping for air, well played Sam even the cameraman couldn't hold it in.

  • @mattrdirks
    @mattrdirks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I just realized that poison would be really funny in these, you could just used really spicy hot sauce.

  • @logotho7340
    @logotho7340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    13:42 is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

    • @Petrichords
      @Petrichords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sam is so fucking funny lmao

    • @CertifiedGoonerMan
      @CertifiedGoonerMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To him the foods are worth so many nuclear missile.

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Fast Internet he has a bowl of food and just says, simply: "aah."

    • @kekblob
      @kekblob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Litteraly had to watch it 50 times before I stopped laughing

    • @_lemonzzz_5292
      @_lemonzzz_5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Logo Tho sir, thankyou for this timestamp

  • @Outrageous36
    @Outrageous36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    1:21
    "Flowers are just as important as bullets."
    Jake, an intellectual: "...No they're not"
    XD oh my lord...

  • @king_of_ducking
    @king_of_ducking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    14:53
    The flower girl and the general, a romance uncommon and almost forbidden. A mass murderer who kills anyone who gets in his way. How will this beautiful couple survive?- ***ivy gets shot***
    Oh... Um... Until then! Stay tuned!

    • @marshallhanlon6454
      @marshallhanlon6454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did the general ever deflower the flower child

  • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
    @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the security being inept, covers for the 'immersion breaking' of face recognition.

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Flower Child meets with the arms dealer... sounds like an interesting plot.

    • @stuckurface
      @stuckurface 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So interesting that they already made it (this was back before Rocket Jump and Corridor Digital split): th-cam.com/video/-iuEYDFpP5M/w-d-xo.html

    • @WAMBHSE
      @WAMBHSE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a new sitcom on Fox unfortunately it gets canceled after the first season

    • @SweetStberries
      @SweetStberries 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WAMBHSE lol

    • @thelieutenant7732
      @thelieutenant7732 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weaponized flowers?

  • @lunr6967
    @lunr6967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ivy: Flowers are just as important as bullets
    Jake: No there not
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @fatalshot0093
    @fatalshot0093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    16:55 "We all win if we're having fun, right guys?"
    Says the guy who killed everyone, yet still failed his mission.

  • @martpoo
    @martpoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    13:46 the cameraman was giggling

  • @MrAlekk
    @MrAlekk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    14:27
    Sam: "I gotta make my stew!"
    Mike: Runs up and kills Sam haha

    • @vikkx8505
      @vikkx8505 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *gonna

    • @MrAlekk
      @MrAlekk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, he says gotta haha. Doesn't matter though

  • @TheFrozenFlame05
    @TheFrozenFlame05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how everyone's getting killed, but Niko and Ivy are just chilling in the safe room eating stew.

  • @Knesquik
    @Knesquik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Ivy: *kisses Niko* "Live forever" Intermediately gets shot and killed by 47 XD

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      tragicomedy to the highest degree, it after that it only felt scary though, mmike was too much of a cazzed serial killer from niko's perspective, if you put yourself in niko's shoes what is the average hitman player really looks fucked up... best(worst?) part is how it all played realistically, feels like this shows why mass shootings that didn't start with the intention f being mass shootings happen.
      that was ironically fucked up

  • @AlternateTheOG
    @AlternateTheOG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sam: "I gotta make my stew here we go AAAGH!!-"
    the best ive seen from sam

  • @TryTheFries
    @TryTheFries 6 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    14:28 I'VE GOT A BIG BOWL OF STEW!! HERE WE GOO!!! *gets shot*

    • @KingTylex
      @KingTylex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DoctorSuspense Lol

    • @c.i.a.7262
      @c.i.a.7262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DoctorSuspense I thought he said I gotta make ma stew here we go bwah

    • @KingTylex
      @KingTylex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *Mike proceeds to shoot the unarmed cook who wanted to cook his secret recipe*

    • @user-mg2gs3nw8m
      @user-mg2gs3nw8m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DUDE I'M CRYING

    • @nontoxicpoison6113
      @nontoxicpoison6113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *has flashbacks of killing the gourmet". FUS RO DAH

  • @dang6312
    @dang6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:53 I love how he says " *WhAT HaPpEnd???* "

  • @Kiichi117
    @Kiichi117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Please keep doing hitman please

  • @FrontlineCrusaders226
    @FrontlineCrusaders226 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Here we are 6 years later, and this is still my favorite NODE vid, and NEVER fails to make me laugh through the entire thing. ESPECIALLY 14:28 XD XD

  • @Rogolord
    @Rogolord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    13:43

    • @Pseudynom
      @Pseudynom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Best part!

    • @s4tsug4i74
      @s4tsug4i74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahah 😂😂😂😂

    • @AndrewLehman
      @AndrewLehman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That had me laughing so hard xD

    • @trevor8038
      @trevor8038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed way too fucking hard

    • @RedGatack
      @RedGatack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's my emotional state

  • @digitalraregaming7414
    @digitalraregaming7414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He killed everyone except the target..... 😂

  • @TechnoLogicPC
    @TechnoLogicPC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    1:53 "Feminism is... dying..." LOL

    • @facethemusic2430
      @facethemusic2430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank god it is

    • @miguelojeda9461
      @miguelojeda9461 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ja im the last comment

    • @babyeater639
      @babyeater639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FaceTheMusic feminst are more hated than nazis

  • @jessep3499
    @jessep3499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:30 “GET IT OFF ME!”Reminds me when spider man had that black venom consuming him😂

  • @ArifRWinandar
    @ArifRWinandar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Once again WrenPC is the best NPC.

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Algiark wren acred really well lol

  • @jupiter_moons1306
    @jupiter_moons1306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Niko's little giggle after ivy kissed him melted my god dang heart!!

  • @kirtdavies
    @kirtdavies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    13:44
    Oscar material.

    • @DarukaEon
      @DarukaEon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just wants to eat his stew! XD

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AAAHHH!!! Priceless.

    • @Malva2
      @Malva2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cameraman wants to laugh so hard

    • @coso2
      @coso2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking 4 this comment

    • @Thomas_H._Smith
      @Thomas_H._Smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best part is you can kinda even hear Cliff laughing holding the camera.

  • @brycestrife5605
    @brycestrife5605 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was so good. The commitment is great.❤

  • @ShneeMan300
    @ShneeMan300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Sam’s cook character had me laughing my ass off. 😂😂😂

  • @michaelmccoy5266
    @michaelmccoy5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:43 is officially my most favorite thing that Sam has ever done

  • @calebharris7568
    @calebharris7568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sam running off with the stew gave me life !!!

  • @THEMOCU
    @THEMOCU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    *“Ladies first”*
    *“ugh feminism”*

    • @BOWNK
      @BOWNK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think she says "feminism is dying"

    • @clareatkinson9528
      @clareatkinson9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      K-pop is worse than feminism

    • @diordemon2717
      @diordemon2717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@clareatkinson9528 True that

  • @dyland4125
    @dyland4125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    14:45 there is a tragic love story going on here, and she gets shot😢😭

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no shit, that felt like it came out of a thriller of the highest caliber, it was brutal to say the least.

    • @TheAJmoviemaker
      @TheAJmoviemaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, isn't she the General's niece? They say she is in the other ones, so, 0.o

    • @jaredgilbertsen7574
      @jaredgilbertsen7574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a southern general...

    • @thedestroyer7008
      @thedestroyer7008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did they kiss

  • @sharfw3436
    @sharfw3436 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:52 "Shaun left the room but you.. you pulled the trigger."

  • @kabibi8010
    @kabibi8010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    13:33 The chef just coming around the corner eating cake when there is a shooting. XD

    • @LordTankian0
      @LordTankian0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like his random scream

  • @calebgilstrap5092
    @calebgilstrap5092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Niko: Live forever!
    Ivy: Literally gets shot 5 seconds later

  • @ywgan
    @ywgan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    14:30 all he wanted to do was have his big bowl of stew :( what a tragedy

    • @jamessumner4744
      @jamessumner4744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lord Potato It’s alright he pasta away he’s in a better place now

    • @ninjapistol14
      @ninjapistol14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @dash4800
    @dash4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is how the first run of every mission ends

  • @AidanK1337
    @AidanK1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Niko: Live forever!
    Ivy: *Walks away and gets shot*

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Exactly how every mission goes.

  • @Fritz21X
    @Fritz21X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    You should do one where you dont script this and you wouldnt know who the hitman is

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then disguises don't work.

    • @Elgallo1107
      @Elgallo1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I was gonna say that you can see when someone changes costume

    • @darthvein3
      @darthvein3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just because they know who 47 is and have to play dumb doesn't make it scripted.

    • @w.a.r.ydruid5643
      @w.a.r.ydruid5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's a roleplay so they don't know who is the hitman

    • @apexalaska
      @apexalaska 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kind of like ttt

  • @aseempawaskar
    @aseempawaskar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:57 he’s like “live forever” and then she DIES

    • @xbaxtrollz
      @xbaxtrollz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup that’s what happened

  • @howeslife2718
    @howeslife2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    The flower/armerment banter is hilarious! 😄

    • @ZeFluffyNuphkin
      @ZeFluffyNuphkin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Know right!

    • @jamieswanson4450
      @jamieswanson4450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      His reply of "no there not" was priceless, exactly how I would reply I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @cheesestyx945
      @cheesestyx945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea that was funny

    • @corgiporgi1705
      @corgiporgi1705 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bitch and i said this because u bully

    • @sandysusana7759
      @sandysusana7759 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Howe's life? I

  • @raztufik3590
    @raztufik3590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:33 I love how everyone scared and screaming then Sam comes around the corner eating

  • @commanderdeckard3003
    @commanderdeckard3003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Niko: "Live forever!"
    Ivy: *Get's shot immediately*

    • @simongromann3091
      @simongromann3091 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed at this part so much that i was afraid to wake up my neighbours xD that was the best part in my opinion :D i loved the irony here so much! sadly a little underrated.

  • @Hostilenemy
    @Hostilenemy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    I found it hilarious that Brandon always gets killed immediately.

    • @Mid01
      @Mid01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As soon as he went to check, I thought, "You're already dead...again.."

    • @Danny_Fernandes
      @Danny_Fernandes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What’s new lol

    • @Trilogy528Airsoft
      @Trilogy528Airsoft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hostile Ikr

    • @yeahnayeahnayeahna2463
      @yeahnayeahnayeahna2463 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hostile iii

    • @alvinsanto9132
      @alvinsanto9132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hostile 2:30 the akward moment when he stoped to rack the slide of the pistol

  • @sketchie_x
    @sketchie_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I've never used a gun before!"
    -D

  • @morganrspringer
    @morganrspringer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I love how agent 47 kills someone immediately and it’s the repairman
    Holy Shit I wasn’t expecting to get this many likes damn

    • @thelazydire
      @thelazydire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That aint many.

    • @morganrspringer
      @morganrspringer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thelazywire to me it is since I never get this amount of likes

  • @SomethingSunnyside
    @SomethingSunnyside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is just how hitman works.
    Non target killed.

  • @ulfheddin3686
    @ulfheddin3686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ah Sams brilliant performance .

  • @Batman-ws9lb
    @Batman-ws9lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ivy: Flowers are just important as bullets!
    Jake: pause... no they’re not

  • @lx-icon
    @lx-icon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    'LIVE FOREVER!' - 2 seconds later...

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "leave forever"*

  • @smartgorilla219
    @smartgorilla219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is single handedly the best video I've ever watched.

  • @slameradon165
    @slameradon165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This had to be the best episode of Airsoft Hitman yet, mostly just due to how well everything seemed to flow together. It's better because they ended up sticking more to the video game rules, and not relaly caring so much about "Being spotted" immediately

  • @LordSeethe
    @LordSeethe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like when the Arms Dealer and the Flower Child both get stopped by security and there's all this commotion, and in the middle of it all she says "I just need to be zen right now".
    Lol, that's pretty good for staying in character.

  • @multiplayerrkmedia1764
    @multiplayerrkmedia1764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I personally think this was the best Real Life Hitman video yet the acting was so funny 🤣

  • @Zpixi09
    @Zpixi09 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh a member of the Delgado family.

  • @loganjames77
    @loganjames77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    14:26
    "I gotta make my stew!! HERE WE GO! *Gets shot*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KingTylex
      @KingTylex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logan James Lmao

  • @johntaco861
    @johntaco861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    God I love Shaun XD he made this way more comedic than it would usually be

  • @vladkostin7557
    @vladkostin7557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Awesome) I like how this a totally different outcome. Everyone dead and the target have escaped XD

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i expected it to be the opposite, as in "no witness TO THE TARGET'S DEATH", but oh well, it really falt tragic and scary af when mike shot ivy.
      a tragedy really, and it lal happened on-the-spot... that makes it actually scary forreal though, interesting.

    • @vladkostin7557
      @vladkostin7557 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @ellas9071
      @ellas9071 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @orbsdada2800
    @orbsdada2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:03
    bodyguard get strangled
    agent 47:whow whow is he ok!(gun drops)is he alive (giggle)
    got me dead there haha

  • @innocentduckle7735
    @innocentduckle7735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Ur gonna lose a lot of points for killing non Targets!

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Max 2117 AND FAILING TO KILL THE ACTUAL TARGET!

    • @nextgengaming8569
      @nextgengaming8569 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max 2117 I always do it anyway

  • @the1obiwan181
    @the1obiwan181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ivy: Flowers are just as important as bullets
    Jake:no there not
    😂😂I’m dying

  • @mattcuaresma7
    @mattcuaresma7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love how they're just eating while theres a massacre going on

  • @sexyseb21
    @sexyseb21 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Flower child" lol you did good Niko

  • @jamesgeorge7579
    @jamesgeorge7579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is my favorite hitman video so far, he was doing so well at first

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he played like the average hitman player, everyone had their character and acting on-point, the sub-stories felt of a high-budget movie with how they chose to use the clips(imho best part was niko&ivy affair+death scene, came out straight out of a thriller horror, and it all had a tragicomical effect) and even the interactions, there was no flaw in this one(except mike uluckily dropping his silverballer i guess)
      it was truly the best episode ever.

    • @spinakker14
      @spinakker14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was doing great all the way through! At least if you consider this as comedy ;)

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, it felt like a comedy from the hitman's perspective, and as a horror-thriller from the perspective of the other players infact, and that's why it was so good.
      i've been actually quite surprised how for most ivy scene had a comical effect rather than an ironically dramatical one

    • @spinakker14
      @spinakker14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      iota-09 yeah, I didn't even think about the horror thriller aspect :D

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      and that seemed to be the case for the vast majority of people... i wonder why? did i watch too many thrillers? or is it something on a psychological level?
      i'm needlessly intrigued.

  • @andrxcccc
    @andrxcccc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find it hilarious how this is taken so serious it makes me laugh so bad

  • @solid_snake.0
    @solid_snake.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Alfred is a big man already

  • @regentsix2774
    @regentsix2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Flowers are just as important as bullets" "No they're not" 😂😂😂

  • @jeremyrobinson6643
    @jeremyrobinson6643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sam at 13:45 is priceless

  • @Kirbyfire73
    @Kirbyfire73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Flowers are just as important as bullets."
    ...
    "No they're not."
    LMAO

  • @HardstyleGamerz
    @HardstyleGamerz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love the way that the car licence plate at 2:02 almost spelled evil.

  • @wesleythegreatgamer0943
    @wesleythegreatgamer0943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man the song at the beginning when it starts bring me back a lot of memories from The Hitman absolution

  • @justincruz8050
    @justincruz8050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This so entertaining, do this again sometime.

  • @S0DASTREAM
    @S0DASTREAM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Flowers are just as important as bullets!"
    "No their not."

  • @omnom117
    @omnom117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think that was the best episode so far