He is very obvious Cipher from the hit game Ace Combat Zero, where after Avalon dam and dissapearing from the world he was isekai'd to our world and integrated into japanese society.
@@_jaegerboy_ the F-2 is often refered to as the Viper Zero because of it being based on the F-16 which has the unofficial nickname of Viper which is combined with the name of the WW2 Japanese Carrier Based Fighter A6M "Zero" to get "Viper Zero"
On a serious note, its form follows function literally look at any stealth fighter in development or in active service they all look literally the same same shape same air inlets etc.
Fun fact: during on of tge flight test, a J-31 was immediately detected 15 minutes in air by literally every aircraft in 3 miles radius, even one of the C-17 managed to detect it on radar all the way from Japan m.
F-35: *Are we not going to talk about the fact that I only have one engine and a turbo fan in my center?* That guy had two engines like you, Raptor. He really thought he could pass for me and he didn't even get my design right.
Raptor: "Honestly, the list of things wrong with him was so long, it would have taken WAY beyond our typical run time just to get to the engines." Lightning: "Seriously? Major design elements aren't top of the list?" Raptor: "Roasting is an artform. And if you start with the most obvious, well that's like picking low-hanging fruit." Felon: "Like you?" Raptor: "More like how you somehow got all the way over here without a tanker." Felon: "...I knew I was forgetting something." Raptor: "Crash over there with the cheap Chinese knockoff, it'll make it easier for the recovery ships later."
@@ihavenoideas5844 As well as the Kuwait Air Force, the Australian Air Force, the Finnish Air Force, and the Spanish Air Force. (If there were any other countries I forgot to list I'm sorry)
Yet it somehow was still outclassed by the F-14D Super Tomcat before it was fully phased out and decommissioned and replaced by the F/A-18. God bless the F-14’s and may we always remember them and forever curse Congress for their transgressions and heresy. We’d have a stealth F-14 (Grumman actually had plans for 3 more iterations of the F-14 after the F-14D with its finally form would’ve been called the ST-22 Super Tomcat and theoretically could’ve rivaled the F-22) if Congress didn’t decide to Congress all over everything with their BuDgEt cUtS. (We should’ve just stuck with the Tomcat instead of going for a NeW dEsIgN he F-35… we could’ve just created a new iteration of the Tomcat that was modular and could be easily upgraded over time like the F-35 is meant to be. WITHOUT THE FLAWS THE F-35 HAS! AND VEN FUCKING BETTER! AND ICONIC TO BOOT!)
@@marialourainebanosia26 It's officially known as the Shenyang FC-31 Gyrfalcon, but it's also called the J-31 or J-35, and some media reports refer to it as the "F-60" or "J-21 Snowy Owl"
Ok but the landing gear joke is actually a brilliant inside joke to current events. Hats off good sir, subtle and clever OMG and then the AliExpress jokes lmfao this is definitely a good one
@@2009Toyota_Camry_JDMA missile travels at over Mach 3 on the low end. A Corolla's 0-60 time can be measured with a sundial. There wouldn't be anything bigger than a beer can left of the yota.
fun fact: the FC-31 v1.0 was made as an experimental project of Shenyang on how to build a 5gen fighter jet from scratch as quick as possible, with quick design iterations based on digital design and 3D printing tech. This thing going from screen to the air *in 18-30 months.* (my poor memory forgot which is right) So yeah, it looks like a crappy plastic toy (actually there's many ppl criticized Shenyang for that even in China, they laughing on the bad quality of FC-31 and believe that only Chengdu really knows how to build a 5gen fighter jet), but when you can build a brand new stealth fighter jet from scratch in 2 years, it's no so bad...
reduced visibility maybe, but they have a long way to go to reach the same stealth level the f35 and f22 got. hell we even made a reduced radar visibility f15 and that matches the "stealthy" j31 and j20
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way an F-35 Lightning II should be able to taxi. Its gear legs are too small to get its fat little body across the ground. The Lightning, of course, taxis anyway because jets don't care what humans think is impossible.
The Gyrfalcon should be called the "Litho-boozer" or the "flying anvil" if it were to run out of batteries that quick after recharge and the F22 raptor should get a promotion so he can roast the flying accident girl, the De-Havilland Sea Vixen. Known for a 38% accident ratio.
Honestly between the MiG 1.44 derivative and the F-22/35 amalgamation, I have more confidence that the amalgamation to achieve stealth better. Eventually. Maybe.
Well considering they actually doing long "research" in this aircraft (compared their previous jet who almost instantly mass produced) yeah they might actually had one genuinely full working stealth aircraft.
Anyone would have realised the J-31 is not the F-35 because the F-35 has ONE ENGINE and would have registered as a Friendly via IFF but the J-31 has TWO engines and would have been registered as UNKNOWN via IFF
Turns out that atleast on paper it isn’t to bad, especially since this thing was developed as a demonstration of an attempt to develop a 5th gen jet in the shortest time possible(around 30 months). From what I hear atleast.
You know what would be interesting? Raptor roasting a plane and the plane agreeing with him. Raptor: You're crap. Target: Yes, I know. Thank you for stating that fact.
China: Could be using electrical stealth like the Rafale, and master it because they basically run the computers parts industry China: Lets knock off America's stealth
Zero emanates main protagonist vibes from an anime
meanwhile the J-31 emanates 15 different toxic chemicals from his paintjob
He is very obvious Cipher from the hit game Ace Combat Zero, where after Avalon dam and dissapearing from the world he was isekai'd to our world and integrated into japanese society.
1:21 is Rick Roll in chinese
Zero?
@@_jaegerboy_ you didnt see the video bro?
@@_jaegerboy_ the F-2 is often refered to as the Viper Zero because of it being based on the F-16 which has the unofficial nickname of Viper which is combined with the name of the WW2 Japanese Carrier Based Fighter A6M "Zero" to get "Viper Zero"
Can we have an F-35? We have a 35 at home. The F-35 at home:
F-22 🤓☝️
On a serious note, its form follows function literally look at any stealth fighter in development or in active service they all look literally the same same shape same air inlets etc.
@u2beuser714 Nobody's falling for that China. And even assuming you're right, it's basically a copy and paste of the Lightning 2.
F-35 at home: FC-31
JC-35
Raptor, "He's a spy! Shoot him down!"
AWACS, "How do you know?"
Raptor, "I don't have any pals. Just targets."
He juat yearn for interception at this point he'll intercept allied
J-31 : i’m the real F-35
Raptor : F-35 doesn’t have 2 engines
J-31 : the Bluetooth device is ready to pair
F-35, "That's an imposter!"
AWACS, "How can you tell?"
F-35, "Hey, buddy, say something nice about Taiwan!"
Imposter, (Internal screaming.)
Would you intercept me?
@@navb0tactualI’d intercept me 😂😂
That J31 looks like a toy fighter plane i got at walmart for 1 dollar
How are you
True because they always have the missiles on the wing
It isnt even a real fighter jet, it has barely left the prototype stage
@subasthapa8323 I’m good what about you?
@@gabrielcalda7033I think they flew it in an air show so it’s basically left the prototype faze
The Raptor patiently waits for the J-31 to roast itself
Literally, those engines run hot enough to melt the plastic off
Fun fact: during on of tge flight test, a J-31 was immediately detected 15 minutes in air by literally every aircraft in 3 miles radius, even one of the C-17 managed to detect it on radar all the way from Japan m.
Tbf it almost certainly had luneburg lenses fitted.
Source?
You know all stealth aircraft would be detected in 3 miles right? Stealth means harder to detect not undetectable
evidence?
stealth fighters almost always fly with reflectors to hide its true radar cross section
the us does it too
The Bluetooth device is ready to pair followed by the j-31 powering off killed me 💀
The J in J 31 stands for Junk and the 31 stands for the different shades of black lazily slapped onto the plastic airframe
original wow
@@ferrous3262oh wow this is the first time I saw sarcasm. Did you just invent it?
@@joshuadunford3171 no but im your dad I created you sorry for not being their when you were young
@@ferrous3262there
@@ferrous3262 maybe for the better with your level of stupidity
F-35: *Are we not going to talk about the fact that I only have one engine and a turbo fan in my center?* That guy had two engines like you, Raptor. He really thought he could pass for me and he didn't even get my design right.
Raptor: "Honestly, the list of things wrong with him was so long, it would have taken WAY beyond our typical run time just to get to the engines."
Lightning: "Seriously? Major design elements aren't top of the list?"
Raptor: "Roasting is an artform. And if you start with the most obvious, well that's like picking low-hanging fruit."
Felon: "Like you?"
Raptor: "More like how you somehow got all the way over here without a tanker."
Felon: "...I knew I was forgetting something."
Raptor: "Crash over there with the cheap Chinese knockoff, it'll make it easier for the recovery ships later."
@@atigerclaw And cue the mandatory *"AaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHH BLYAT!"* from our admittedly cool engine sound-making, city block-sized RCS-having comrade
@@SmithOfGear92i should be impressed by russia's ability to make a city block fly
J-31 Fuel was definitely just dyed water mixed with piss.
Those engine must be pretty impressive to run on dyed piss
Uh oh where did your social credit go
Nah, it's that Chinesium Gutter Oil
The continued absence of the F/A-18 on this roast series truly highlights just how flawless it is.
Why F-18 seems barely used?
@@fadillah6014 The entire US Navy disagrees with that
@@ihavenoideas5844Retirement incoming
@@ihavenoideas5844 As well as the Kuwait Air Force, the Australian Air Force, the Finnish Air Force, and the Spanish Air Force. (If there were any other countries I forgot to list I'm sorry)
Yet it somehow was still outclassed by the F-14D Super Tomcat before it was fully phased out and decommissioned and replaced by the
F/A-18.
God bless the F-14’s and may we always remember them and forever curse Congress for their transgressions and heresy.
We’d have a stealth F-14 (Grumman actually had plans for 3 more iterations of the F-14 after the F-14D with its finally form would’ve been called the ST-22 Super Tomcat and theoretically could’ve rivaled the F-22) if Congress didn’t decide to Congress all over everything with their BuDgEt cUtS. (We should’ve just stuck with the Tomcat instead of going for a NeW dEsIgN he F-35… we could’ve just created a new iteration of the Tomcat that was modular and could be easily upgraded over time like the F-35 is meant to be. WITHOUT THE FLAWS THE F-35 HAS! AND VEN FUCKING BETTER! AND ICONIC TO BOOT!)
I like the effort you took to add different names on the Gyrafalcon, and they're genuinelly funny
I was hoping someone would point out how the Gyrfalcon's name keeps changing lmao
So what's the official name of the plane?
@@marialourainebanosia26 It's officially known as the Shenyang FC-31 Gyrfalcon, but it's also called the J-31 or J-35, and some media reports refer to it as the "F-60" or "J-21 Snowy Owl"
@@JetFalcon710so the name gryfalcon isn't its official name?
@@marialourainebanosia26 No, "Gyrfalcon" _is_ its official name as far as I know, it's just called a bunch of other names in addition to that
Ok but the landing gear joke is actually a brilliant inside joke to current events. Hats off good sir, subtle and clever
OMG and then the AliExpress jokes lmfao this is definitely a good one
Yeah the landing gear probably broke because is expensive too to even maintenance
Should have asked if it recognized Taiwan... that'll do the trick.
Or just mention June 5th 1989 and watch as it shuts off
@@donovanchau3483 Don't forget Winnie the Pooh and Tibet
That Rick roll was something else
Almost missed it too on the second watch
Wait where
@@judet2992 1:23 绝不会放弃你，永远不会让你失望 just translate
@@patrickbowen1432 given that it’s split into two chunks, it’s “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooooown.”
Isn’t it?
@@judet2992 yes we 150k people got rickrolled in Chinese
The $19.99 title card thing got me so good!!!
we need raptor roasts the toyota corolla
And get roasted back?
@@renato7810 well, a corolla would outlast a missle.
@@2009Toyota_Camry_JDMA missile travels at over Mach 3 on the low end. A Corolla's 0-60 time can be measured with a sundial. There wouldn't be anything bigger than a beer can left of the yota.
@@benn454 Toyota never dies.
New corollas wre frickin sexy looking , so tough fight
Return to the toy factory goddamnit
HE RICKROLLED US IN CHINESE GOSH DARNIT
funny how J-31 just changes name for every line
"Yes it is I! The F-35 Lightning!"
"alright and that should be everyo- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a second.."
"uh what's the matter comrade- i meant... My dude?"
I'm not buying that cheap bulls**t, just who the hell are you?
''I'm not buying that cheap bullshit . Just who the hell are you? ''
"Come on, its me, your..."
*thinking*
"Old pal the F-35!"
"Say, what secrets we sharing today?"
"Sorry i'm Late guys, my landing gear almost snapped"
fun fact: the FC-31 v1.0 was made as an experimental project of Shenyang on how to build a 5gen fighter jet from scratch as quick as possible, with quick design iterations based on digital design and 3D printing tech. This thing going from screen to the air *in 18-30 months.* (my poor memory forgot which is right)
So yeah, it looks like a crappy plastic toy (actually there's many ppl criticized Shenyang for that even in China, they laughing on the bad quality of FC-31 and believe that only Chengdu really knows how to build a 5gen fighter jet), but when you can build a brand new stealth fighter jet from scratch in 2 years, it's no so bad...
it was just a prototype dawg j-20 looked the same way when it was a prototype
reduced visibility maybe, but they have a long way to go to reach the same stealth level the f35 and f22 got. hell we even made a reduced radar visibility f15 and that matches the "stealthy" j31 and j20
@@blendpinexus1416 f15 ex isnt that stleathy stop lying
@@ferrous3262just like the Su-57
@@ferrous3262 ever heard of the F-15 SE?
Fun fact: F-22 was produced from 1996-2011 so this means the F-22 in these videos could be 29 to 13 years old
Why does the J31 look more like some strange child of the F22 and F35? Anyone else getting that vibe?
That's what I noticed too and that's something I strangely like about the fighter jet
Bruh thats what every 5 gen fighter looks like
F-35 intakes, twin (F-22) engines.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way an F-35 Lightning II should be able to taxi. Its gear legs are too small to get its fat little body across the ground. The Lightning, of course, taxis anyway because jets don't care what humans think is impossible.
And it fails.
Bruh thats what every 5 gen fighter looks like
The Gyrfalcon should be called the "Litho-boozer" or the "flying anvil" if it were to run out of batteries that quick after recharge and the F22 raptor should get a promotion so he can roast the flying accident girl, the De-Havilland Sea Vixen. Known for a 38% accident ratio.
The entire sky falling made me laugh more than I should have.
Ah yes, Tofu-Dreg F-35. I bet the flying quality is like a tofu as well .
What are the chance that the mass produce one isn't a propeller engine on a fighter jet chasis
And what are the chances I found you on youtube?
Not just ANY tofu, but the stinky tofu specifically
Nah the last sentence 💀💀💀
i remember asking u to make one roast on J31 , haha greatt 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻😁😁
now try TFX KAAN (recently turks did its 1st flight)🌚🌚
The (Real) F-35's landing gear almost snapped again? Not surprised.
If the F-35s landing gear snaps this much, I can't imagine how frequently a J-31s would snap
@@harbour2118 once a century
The reason it’s called the PLA is because that’s what all their equipment is made of.
PLA = plastic
The J 31 looks like a weird AI generated version of the F 35
We need an animated series on fighter jets and watchful awacs going on adventures and getting themselves in situations
Day 16 of asking Tym3Glitch for "The Missile Roasts the F-104 Starfighter"
L A W N D A R T
F-104: The plane so terrible that Lockheed had to bribe people to use it.
@@TheMsdos25 And Germanys Ministry of Defence gladly took it!
W I D O W M A K E R
Soon, Lightning will face a real J-35 but still the Raptor will make the J-35 roast itself.
*Meet The Spy*
There is a red Spy in the base!
Protect the briefcase!
@@spectal715 hup,hup,hup!
WE MUST PROTECT THE BREIFCASE!
Honestly between the MiG 1.44 derivative and the F-22/35 amalgamation, I have more confidence that the amalgamation to achieve stealth better. Eventually. Maybe.
Well considering they actually doing long "research" in this aircraft (compared their previous jet who almost instantly mass produced) yeah they might actually had one genuinely full working stealth aircraft.
Its the shape, the bullpup/tailless delta wing-like design a MiG 1.44 and J-20 uses are not optimal for stealth
Su-57 roasts F-22 when?
He did that already
temu ahh f-35 ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Anyone would have realised the J-31 is not the F-35 because the F-35 has ONE ENGINE and would have registered as a Friendly via IFF but the J-31 has TWO engines and would have been registered as UNKNOWN via IFF
NCTR baby. Non-cooperative Target Recognition
Now do the Kai-Fx
the Korean 4.5 gen
The Baby Raptor!
Raptor roasts the Mig-17 when
Im addicted to this roast raptor has ever done
"Our plastic J-31 model is the most accurate on the market, using the exact same material as the real airframe."
Errrm how did raptor not point out that it has 2 engines?
SU-27: I am safe, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Glitch: N U H. U H.
The j31 thinking he looks like the f35 meanwhile it has 2 engines
I love the Ace Combat music in the background
0:17 all right that should be everyone Waaaaaaaaaaait a second
Uh what’s the matter comrade- I meant, my dude
I’m not buying that cheap bullshit just who the hell are you
“I’m not buying that cheap bullshit.just who the hell are you?”
Come on its me your...... Old pal the f35 say what secrets are we sharing today
Sorry I’m late guy my landing gear almost snapped
When i first saw it i said that it looked like an f-35 having an identity crisis thinking its an f-22 but then it remembered its chinese
Turns out that atleast on paper it isn’t to bad, especially since this thing was developed as a demonstration of an attempt to develop a 5th gen jet in the shortest time possible(around 30 months).
From what I hear atleast.
They rise the specs again? Their expectations keep getting higher when their product isn't finished, I fell bad for their engineer.
@@fadillah6014 Its still worse than the F35 in the stealth aspect, but it isn’t completely terrible
Raptor is great at roasting as always
"I guess that´s what happens when you sell all you´re fuel for food"
CHILL XD
Me watching the J-31 slowly falling
"Anytime now"
J-31 sounds like Connor from Detroit Become Human 👌🏾
1:23 smh j-31 so powerful his battery rickrolled everyone
That ace combat music and text are awesome 🫵👑
as a weeb I can confirm that Japan is actually called Anime land
J31 looks like f22 cockpit f35 body and f15 engines
Aww, I almost expected a gang roast.
Kingdom of Nordennavic are silent with this one...
I can't believe I haven't heard of this plane. Only the J-20. Wow that thing is... _hideous..._
i love how the name of the j-31 changes
I was waiting for this.
I don't know why I was expecting a "What happened in Tiananmen Square" joke
the f-22 didnt need to roast the J-31, the J-31 roast himself
The F-16 Gyrfalcon will remember that...
You know what would be interesting? Raptor roasting a plane and the plane agreeing with him.
Raptor: You're crap.
Target: Yes, I know. Thank you for stating that fact.
im chinese and bro really thought he could sneak bing chilling past me bro 0:48
Me too
Can we have Raptor (dad) take Sidewinder (son) on a date with his crush.
*Rafale has entered the chat*
the bluetooth dewice, has disconected sucessfully
Now we need the Raptor roasts the A-6
Sentry over here about to get replaced by tiny old wedgetails 😂
I’ll translate that: I will never give up on you, will never let you be disappointed.
2. You screwed up.
requesting "The Raptor Roasts The ADF-11F" and "The Raptor Roasts The Arsenal bird"
I waiting for "The Bluetooth device is ready to pear"
Its good to be here
I’m surprised the F-22 didn’t go for the F-35 being actually fooled, I’m too tired to make sense at this point…
the bluetooth device is ready to pair
Yayy thanks for making my suggestion pal!!
I was actually fooled until I looked closer at that J-31
I think Habitual Line Crosser’s F-22 and this guy’s would have a blast roasting other countries
Gyrfalcon Was The Imposter
Zero Imposters Remain
Day 28 of asking for the missile to roast the b-1 lancer. Also pretty funny video
The ccp didnt even try anymore...
Lmao, at least this f-35 Is not a bad knock off
Best vid yet.
I like this one.
he didn't even bother to shoot the impostor down
Pull up pull up terrain lol J-31 realizes that he’s made off of corruption
You know they're desperate when they name their plane after one in AC3.
You wanna know what the 31 in J-31 stands for? It's the amount of plastics used in its airframe alone.
I like how nobody noticed that he was reenacting the F3 5 when the J 31 has two engines instead of one
He takes type C batteries
Me: hears mesothelioma
Me: so it's basically a dodge neon with wings
Legit Lightning sounded like Akihiko from good ol' P3 Portable lmao
China: Could be using electrical stealth like the Rafale, and master it because they basically run the computers parts industry
China: Lets knock off America's stealth
Aye Bro Can You Roast Turkey's New Fighter Jet "Kaan"?
The whole plan hinged on the lightning crashing... on takeoff