The ??? Roasts The F 22 and F 35

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  • @AankPlays5960
    @AankPlays5960 ปีที่แล้ว +3295

    Never knew the English could roast so politely

    • @jackglynnmc.studios7408
      @jackglynnmc.studios7408 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      most of the time we do

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It's a staple of their comedy and if you aren't the subject of their roast it's hilarious, sometimes even if you are the subject.

    • @liesdamnlies3372
      @liesdamnlies3372 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That’s English comedy for you, and it rubbed-off on many former colonies too. Canadians have similar styles of roasting people.

    • @rollsroycegriffon2375
      @rollsroycegriffon2375 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They can deliver roasts so subtly and it's still capable of reducing the morale of the person on the receiving end of it

    • @JCU2803
      @JCU2803 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s their signature move 🤷‍♂️ Remembers me shooting Clay pigeon in England making a compliment. Answer was: „At least you recognize class when you see it“ I just love the Brits ❤

  • @romulocardoso3380
    @romulocardoso3380 ปีที่แล้ว +2423

    I like to believe that there's an entire ecosystem in the skies where rogue jets fly and live their lifes roasting and shooting down each other

    • @pablor5628
      @pablor5628 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      there's a manhua called "flight highschool" where legacy jets are all teenage girls in highschool and it more or less developpes like that, check it out if you want

    • @UnNuclear
      @UnNuclear ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pablor5628 Flight Highschool is great

    • @gold8857
      @gold8857 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@pablor5628
      Why

    • @tanklover385
      @tanklover385 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gold8857 cause we bomb Japan that hard and dealing with the weeboos is what we brought to our selves

    • @The_Real_Maxajax
      @The_Real_Maxajax ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sounds like half of the Ace Combat games tbh

  • @Tfisgoingon69
    @Tfisgoingon69 ปีที่แล้ว +4806

    Perfect British representation lmao, Harrier knows it can't take on the missile but still just curses on him out of spite, beautiful

    • @Somerandofurry
      @Somerandofurry ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Nah, our harrier can’t take anything, but it can donate some 30mm shells for them to eat instead of dollars.

    • @ivankuznetsov8177
      @ivankuznetsov8177 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Somerandofurry Argentinian Mirages were fed enough by the SHARs during the Falkland Islands war

    • @Mynameisnotjoe
      @Mynameisnotjoe ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Somerandofurry 30mm shells are certainly more valuable than a dollar. Solid investment

    • @Hardskullv2
      @Hardskullv2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Mynameisnotjoe Taxpayer pounds gotta go somewhere!

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      F-22:Although this body of mine's still intact. A part of my pride, I fear, will never come back.

  • @kevinlofgren4824
    @kevinlofgren4824 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    The Hawker harrier literally roasted a F-35 and F-22 with no fear, and he roasted in "american" even when it's a brit.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Oh afterwards we spend 3 days in recovery from neural suicide. Only way they can understand us really.

    • @Cr1n-l4s
      @Cr1n-l4s ปีที่แล้ว +23

      its retired for a reason

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Cr1n-l4s yes because technologically speaking it's defunked, Raytheon making it as such

    • @Cr1n-l4s
      @Cr1n-l4s ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@osmacar5331 fr

    • @spg_eagle
      @spg_eagle ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The “roasting in American” is just the Harrier’s McDonnell Douglas side coming out

  • @probablyafemboy4668
    @probablyafemboy4668 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    "The F-4 is nothing but proof that a brick can fly if you put wings on it."
    - My father

    • @uberschnilthegreat22
      @uberschnilthegreat22 ปีที่แล้ว

      Double ugly

    • @Gamerguy826
      @Gamerguy826 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Not to mention big ass "fuck you" engines. The only thing I've heard about the F4 Phantom that's good is that it's fast. That's it.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Gamerguy826 it was a capable fighter, even if it was a brick. sexy brick, but a brick

    • @turbopower7308
      @turbopower7308 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wings are just to carry armaments dude 🤦

    • @cooq69
      @cooq69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turbopower7308 serious question are you dumb

  • @rsookchand919
    @rsookchand919 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    First the F-15 now the Harrier is counter roasting

    • @rnukes
      @rnukes ปีที่แล้ว +54

      well they both have Zero loses what have they to fear.

    • @champagnegascogne9755
      @champagnegascogne9755 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Inb4 the B-52 joins the counter roasting

    • @scott-gaming.8834
      @scott-gaming.8834 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spartan

    • @PERNTNOTFOUND
      @PERNTNOTFOUND ปีที่แล้ว +25

      cant wait for the YF-23 roasting his "brother" F-22 lol

    • @Typical_Cyclist
      @Typical_Cyclist ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its getting out of hand, now there's two of them!!

  • @Cobra-King3
    @Cobra-King3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Meanwhile the B-52 sitting higher in the sky going: "Kids these days, they lack the respect, what happened to the brotherhood that Phantom Formed?"

    • @toptiergaming6900
      @toptiergaming6900 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well the harrier is from that time

    • @mazraelventacus914
      @mazraelventacus914 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I love granpa b-52 and RU equivalent.

    • @Cobra-King3
      @Cobra-King3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@toptiergaming6900 Harrier is far younger than BUFF, by atleast 10 years

    • @pepsi6825
      @pepsi6825 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      sr-71 watching all of them from the edge of space:

    • @skyjaythefirst7331
      @skyjaythefirst7331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The B-52 after the F-22 tries roasting it:
      "Alright, I've had enough of your garbage, young man! It's time you treat your elders with some phucking respect! You honestly have no business trying to insult an aircraft that has been in far more operations and battles than the number of years you've been commissioned for. What we do is a helluva lot more different from what you're capable of. Your weak ass is only able to carry 1 ton worth of bombs, meanwhile I can carry 7 Fat Mans worth of payload, plus thousands of gallons of fuel. And even with that load, I'm able to travel around the entire world nonstop after I reach the stratosphere, given my name. Go ahead! Try to take off! It's not just bombs I can carry, but ballistic missiles, as well, more than capable of wiping you clean off the runway before you even have a chance to take off. Even if you shot me down with an AIM-120, I would still somehow be 10 times easier to replace than you, despite having 4 times as many engines, and having so much to carry on my back, because I'm no primadonna like you new, wimpy jets. Go back to the hangar you rolled out from, because you simply have no business roasting an all-time veteran plane of the Cold War, when the only thing you ever destroyed was a spy balloon..."

  • @captainterrain4650
    @captainterrain4650 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Love how the Harrier avoids the safety issue of its VTOL, that it could suck in its own exhaust, which is what led to the development and creation of the F-35B

    • @HimpttinyPrime
      @HimpttinyPrime ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Literally huffing its own farts.

    • @MajorButtons
      @MajorButtons ปีที่แล้ว +194

      fun fact: it's a problem for all VTOL jets. it's just mitigated somewhat in the F35. and you can avoid exhaust ingestion altogether by not taking forever and a day to land.

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax ปีที่แล้ว

      I once went to school with a lad who could suck his own cock. We called him “The Ouroboros”. This is like that.

    • @BaseReality
      @BaseReality ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I heard that the Harrier had a rib removed so he could suck in its own exhaust.

    • @SobboMonkeVR
      @SobboMonkeVR ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@BaseReality damn.

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "Moving slower than a Swordfish" is the sickest burn for the F-35 not gonna lie

  • @frankdrebin3988
    @frankdrebin3988 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "Like, would you be so kind for once in your life and shut the hell up with that awful sound you call your voice?"
    *Emotional Damage*

    • @itsumayo
      @itsumayo ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’m surprised it didn’t start shooting knives out of it or something

    • @bob38028
      @bob38028 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I received emotional damage from you bringing up that stain of a tiktok sound

    • @TrollOfReason
      @TrollOfReason ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gonna need the NHS to afford paying to recover from all that burn damage.

    • @KLUCZESIA
      @KLUCZESIA ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bob38028 since when is that a tiktok sound?!

    • @blitfire
      @blitfire ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@itsumayo me omw to find a school in the US that isn't riddled with bullet holes (the journey will be endless)

  • @Jayjet777
    @Jayjet777 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Even though he's gonna lose, he looked them in the seeker and said bring it. Legend

  • @michaelbreckshot6589
    @michaelbreckshot6589 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    That voice for the Harrier supposed to be Richard Hammond?

    • @itsumayo
      @itsumayo ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Tonight, on Top Gear: Hammond experiences G-LOC

    • @DredTankPedo
      @DredTankPedo ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It sounds like Donald Trump for me.

    • @cadenfabbricino7039
      @cadenfabbricino7039 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I could see that

    • @angryburg
      @angryburg ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Tonight on bottom gear:
      I provoke a war in the middle east and blame it on americans
      Richard Hammond can't recover from a flatspin
      And James May steals a WWI biplane from a museum

    • @plushluigi7417
      @plushluigi7417 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@@angryburg why does that sound like a real top gear episode.

  • @dr.mantistobboggan4065
    @dr.mantistobboggan4065 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Is it a coincidence that so far, two planes that fought back against missile roasts are planes with perfect A2A record?

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think not!

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      almost like british engineering is superior to american, and yes the F-15 used a good bit of our tech because america can never accept they're inferior to anyone no no no, just cripple everyone else instead of being intelligent and biding time.

    • @mustang5132
      @mustang5132 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      F-15 and sea harrier are the number 1 and 2 respectively in terms of A2A kill to loss ratio in the world 🤝💪. Sure the F-15 has one that’s over 4 times better though

    • @obeseufo3707
      @obeseufo3707 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@mustang5132still incredibly impressive that a subsonic brick has one of the best A2A records of all time

    • @-..----.--.-...
      @-..----.--.-... 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@mustang5132 The difference is that unlike the Harrier, the f-15 fought 3rd gen bricks, including attackers, flown by untrained pilots. The Harrier is the only aircraft that has credible X:0 kd against fighters of its era and similar abilities

  • @sammycool4049
    @sammycool4049 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    I REALLY wanted the F-35 to say “Well, at least I can go supersonic, slowpoke.”

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Then the Harrier would have accused the F35 of copying the Yak 141

    • @daiquylam3401
      @daiquylam3401 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      ​@@vermas4654 f35 it's the loving child of the harrier and yak 141

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@vermas4654 It can accuse it all it wants, but the fact of the matter is that it’s not even true.

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Optimaloptimus so you're telling me that the statements made in these videos are all 100% true and any insult always is 100% true?

    • @ДимаВеселов-в8и
      @ДимаВеселов-в8и ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​​​@@vermas4654 quiet here, this channel's comment section was occupied by the USAF simps long ago. If you say anything even slightly positive about any of the usual roast victims, it may cause mayhem in their dreamworld, let alone saying something negative about the glorious raptor

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I'm surprised you managed to almost perfectly emulate the mannerisms of Britsh comebacks.

    • @Tym3Glitch
      @Tym3Glitch  ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That’s what you get for watching season 5 to 21 of top gear

    • @aussiejezza
      @aussiejezza ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tym3Glitch Richard Hammond right? what's wrong with Clarkson? he's the king of roasts and puns

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@aussiejezza to big a jackass to actually keep the delivery that smooth.
      And May would have just called them a pillock and flown away.

  • @SolitarySpade_Davon
    @SolitarySpade_Davon ปีที่แล้ว +886

    The Harrier still remains one of the best aircraft ever produced by britain.

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It wouldn’t be if their leaders didn’t cut the balls off their budgets.

    • @brookwhiteman9810
      @brookwhiteman9810 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm proud of what they were capable of doing in the Falklands especially with the ammount they had

    • @somedudes6455
      @somedudes6455 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's not really that big of an achievement.

    • @Cloaker86
      @Cloaker86 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      if only Britain made aircraft...

    • @gasmaskman3325
      @gasmaskman3325 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats not saying much

  • @Laerei
    @Laerei ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Fun fact: Harrier can not land nor fly in VTOL mode if it's carrying all it's weapons and more than half of it's fuel.

    • @KaBar41
      @KaBar41 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      This is true for all VTOL jets. At least the take off bit is. I believe the F-35B can vertically land with full payload. But it can't vertically take-off at full payload.
      It's simply a limitation of current technology.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      almost like it was emergent tech, also that was the earlier models, the later ones added more power making that moot

    • @joekrafft7125
      @joekrafft7125 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@osmacar5331even the ones in current service can’t so that point is far from moot. you want an aircraft to be able to travel far with its full weapon load out then the harrier is not the aircraft for you. it’s also slow and heavy. not competitive in the modern skies

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joekrafft7125 ok american.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @chriscastro-hw6jd one it is, two... why? it's a capable craft even today, though shorthanded in a few areas.

  • @Roddy_Zeh
    @Roddy_Zeh ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This roasting was so smooth that made a Rolls-Royce Phantom's ride quality feel like an Austin Metro's.

    • @Tornado2409
      @Tornado2409 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That was the most random yet perfect comparison I've seen all day.

  • @FirstnameLastname81206
    @FirstnameLastname81206 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    As a certified Harrier enjoyer, I approve wholeheartedly of this video.

  • @Ostentatiousnessness
    @Ostentatiousnessness ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Who came up with the idea to give you piss yellow tint?”
    Fucking amazing.

  • @nekomedthealt7062
    @nekomedthealt7062 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "You wanna shoot him down?"
    "Yeah, let's shoot him down."
    𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙠𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙞𝙣
    bro, I want to know how it ends.

    • @wasbaddoog9849
      @wasbaddoog9849 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Spoiler: the harrier continues to roast the absolute f*** out of them but gets obliterated by an amram launched from 3 miles away by an f-22 it didn't even see.

    • @Typexviiib
      @Typexviiib ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Harrier turtles up on takeoff killing its pilot

    • @Mgaming61
      @Mgaming61 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@wasbaddoog9849 nah! nah, mate!! The harrier most definitely is the protagonist here, it would take like about 5 direct missile hits before it goes down

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​​@@Mgaming61 okay, so it gets hit by 6 AMRAM missiles and then crashes.

    • @Dud3itsj3ff
      @Dud3itsj3ff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know how it ends

  • @ingihrannar8781
    @ingihrannar8781 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The technology in all of these beautiful birds is to be appreciated

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but more fragile than an osteoporosis patient on prednisolone (look up the side effects you'll understand)

  • @ivankuznetsov8177
    @ivankuznetsov8177 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Also Yak-141 in the background witnessing all of that be like

  • @theairacobra
    @theairacobra ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the piss yellow canopy will always get me lmao

  • @hziao6751
    @hziao6751 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yep.
    this is exactly how the harrier sounds in my head: Richard Hammond

    • @eagle1341
      @eagle1341 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The harrier sounds more like Steve Backshall, the epic explorer

  • @daggerace9918
    @daggerace9918 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    F-22 could clap back "the only reason my only kill is a balloon is because my mere existence scares off any adversary. You really oughta just go home to your pathetic carrier with the cope slope."

    • @ryanelcock948
      @ryanelcock948 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can feel the anger in this comment. Cope slope, lmao. Because having CATOBAR carriers changes everything, looking at France for example. There's a reason that the British carriers are selected to be part of Europe's CSG and France's tiny nuclear bomb that looks like it belongs in the 50s doesn't.
      Also the Harrier will always have more kills because the USAF are too busy pissing their nappies full to field F-22s in range of enemy fighters. An over expensive answer to a question that doesn't exist.
      The F-35s liftfan system is a British design so cry about it. But I like the F-35 a lot so I'll leave it be.
      Also to add to the F-22's party pack contents kill, it needed assistance from a Canadian CF-18 to even find the target, hahaha, oh dear me.

    • @lboyadgiev8820
      @lboyadgiev8820 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "Mate, if your air dominance fighter sees a kid's balloon as a worthy adversary your air dominance fighter has a problem your not acknowledging"

    • @realherobrine5636
      @realherobrine5636 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      F-22 isn't used because it's too good

    • @maxbennett5412
      @maxbennett5412 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The reason the F-22 was sent out after the balloon with a missile is because it just needs a kill of something since there isn't anything else to kill. And also it has been tested that bullets are not really that effective against balloons although you would think they are.

    • @BB_The_Gamer
      @BB_The_Gamer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lboyadgiev8820 " oh really? the last time I was facing against jets, they shat their pants and fucked right on to Allah. "

  • @su-5755
    @su-5755 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *abnormaly large radar contact is detected*
    SU-57: idk fellas I’m with this harrier on this one

    • @Tym3Glitch
      @Tym3Glitch  ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No, you’re not in this episode

    • @su-5755
      @su-5755 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Tym3Glitch oh mb

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tym3Glitch yes they are. it's the flying city with a continental radar sig.

    • @shuttlecrossing7084
      @shuttlecrossing7084 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tym3Glitch Their radar signature is so large that they're in every episode

  • @jonv.6213
    @jonv.6213 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ive been waiting for someone to dump all over the F 22 and F 35 for sooo long...

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      between them they made a very sad child as their "combat" record so...

  • @seamusstone425
    @seamusstone425 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    QUICK! DEPLOY THE COUNTER ROASTS

  • @killian9314
    @killian9314 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    the harries has downed actual aircrafts with a spotless combat record, if anyone was going to roast them, it'd be him

    • @maxbennett5412
      @maxbennett5412 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then you bring in the F-15 which says screw stealth I'm just going to have engines so big I can get off the runway and then go straight vertical and fly without wings. And still carry more weapons than any other American fighter jet.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maxbennett5412 F-15 never fought an equal footed opponent on paper. always kicking puppies that one, the harrier fought equal footed and superior aircraft.

    • @maxbennett5412
      @maxbennett5412 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@osmacar5331 Which just proves the superiority of the aircraft. Just because the Harrier had "Fair" fights does not mean that it was better. The fight it is in does not determine the actual power of the aircraft. The aircraft and the pilot are what determines the power of the aircraft. Now note I said power not effectiveness. I would probably take a Harrier over an F-15 if there are no landing strips that are capable of landing an F-15 but the F-15 is overall the better aircraft in a dogfight or a bombing run.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxbennett5412 you think you're hot shit with that don't you. If you're so intelligent supposedly greater than my little smooth brain, surely you oh great beowolf can infer and extrapolate from your perfected knowledge of warcraft.
      Fuck off kid, grow up. I know what am talking about and anyone can get what sm meaning. Only ameritards fail any basic comprehension.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@captainspaceman9817 the mig 29 wasn't.

  • @campersr2298
    @campersr2298 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The "slower than a swordfish" slaps so hard the music changes

  • @killian9314
    @killian9314 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    F35 with that trombone voice, that was deep, damn

  • @ZenithPeak1
    @ZenithPeak1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You wanna shoot 'em down?" "Yeah let's shoot em down" "Alright let's get this show started"
    *FREEBIRD SOLO INTENSIFIES*

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd rather play Rule Britannia or Cavalry of the Clouds when we start scoring off the yanks

    • @ZenithPeak1
      @ZenithPeak1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tankythemagnorite9855 I don’t get that but it’s funny nlnetheless

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZenithPeak1 I like British music when there's something British related like this.

    • @ZenithPeak1
      @ZenithPeak1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tankythemagnorite9855 nice

  • @WinVisten
    @WinVisten ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The yellow canopy actually helps with stealth, by the way, it prevents radar waves from getting inside the cockpit and bouncing off of the interior and making a massive return.

  • @messerschmitt7240
    @messerschmitt7240 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The only time you can use your 'VTOL' is when your moving slower than a Swordfish" Man im just cry laughing rn .

  • @BobbyEugeneParikesit
    @BobbyEugeneParikesit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When he said "when you're slower than a swordfish", i started to burst into laughter i dont even know why🤣

  • @bladestorm2237
    @bladestorm2237 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy shit i may be a patriotic American but i cannot argue with the amount of roasting that occurred

  • @abdirahmaanmohamed1582
    @abdirahmaanmohamed1582 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Tax thing was personal 😂😂😂

  • @sharp_ant4651
    @sharp_ant4651 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I don't know why, but I find it hilarious that everytime the f22 or 35 gets roasted there first thought is *im gonna shoot you down*

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They're American, that's all they know

    • @sharp_ant4651
      @sharp_ant4651 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@catfish552fair enough

    • @Mgaming61
      @Mgaming61 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catfish552 you nailed it!

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catfish552 well you say anything bad about america they attack you, for no reason, even if it is valid, and it would be hilarious if they actually took any of it instead of sending come CIA to their friends to kneecap any superior tech coming out of their, i.e. brazil wit hthe osorio having a superior and cheaper abrams that was also lighter and faster (obviously, cause less weight and more P:W)
      and ANYTHING from europe by sabotaging monetary access.

  • @rnukes
    @rnukes ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Are they sure they want to fight a guy still flying with the USMC?

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait... what? you're shitting me... right?

  • @michaelcooper7671
    @michaelcooper7671 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Mom pick me up there is a thunderstorm and I’m scared please I beg you I don’t want to fly in the storm why is my plane talking?” Killed me 😂

  • @brianbrady9187
    @brianbrady9187 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Sea Harrier, especially the later FA2 was a mean mother in BVR. Not Raptor level but supposedly could dominate most of its contemporaries in BVR, apparently it was similar to a F-16 Block 60.

    • @aether-music
      @aether-music ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all the late Harrier IIs are surprisingly capable in BVR at least from their equipment - the American equivalent, the AV-8B II+ is equipped with the AN/APG-65, which should be roughly equivalent to the FA.2’s Blue Vixen

    • @aether-music
      @aether-music ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vmm9949 yup, both the AV-8B II+ and the Sea Harrier FA.2 were armed with AMRAAMs

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah "supposedly" supposedly ain't fucking shit. cold hard data is the only valid data giver, you can build it in testing, but till that plane gets shot at, stats mean shit.

  • @LostSoul6364
    @LostSoul6364 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is perfect
    He have became immune to propaganda.
    Im proud of you, Tym3 Glitch.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no one is immune to propaganda. not even me and i rip everything apart to it's tiniest detail, i had to make my own propaganda that aligns with what i stand for and i have to keep it going. propaganda is so insidious. i hate it but the efficacy... i can not deny it.
      BUT he sees through it enough to notice it, hopefully not too late.

  • @squiddle5193
    @squiddle5193 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He took on the fight knowing he couldn't win.
    True madlad right there.

  • @Inv1ns1bl
    @Inv1ns1bl ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the fact that the USA also uses a variation the harrier

    • @liquidleopard4495
      @liquidleopard4495 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The UK no longer does. They retired their last Harrier unit in 2011. Now it's the Italian Navy, Spanish Navy and USMC flying the last Harriers.

  • @avspacereal
    @avspacereal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “The only time you get to use your ✨VEEETOL✨ capabilities is when you’re moving slower than a swordfish. *spongebob music*

  • @Stvn.Aviation
    @Stvn.Aviation ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally, a perfect Bri'ish plane that can roast the F-22 and F-35 with no fear and even more scary than the Sidewinder

  • @loopdeloop7157
    @loopdeloop7157 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yet another great video by you, good sir! The roasts were spot on!
    Now here's another video idea: The missile guidance system genuinely respects any plane that are worthy of it.
    Also, when will you do the F-14 roast video?

  • @piecho99
    @piecho99 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Harrier: Complains about F-35 V-TOL method
    F-35: Laughs in having an after burner and internal weapons bay.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Harrier: "Laughs in seeing any combat and perfect record against equal footing paper stats."

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@osmacar5331cope harder
      Those American missiles sure are something aren’t they?

    • @Aviate991
      @Aviate991 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@osmacar5331 Harrier: "Laughs in changing his mind about him just being an "Overpriced 4th gen fighter" "

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Aviate991 a year old comment. Fucking americans.

  • @tex_the_proto2880
    @tex_the_proto2880 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact: The f35b actually does use only 1 engine for vtol. There is a drive shaft from the engine to the lift fan

  • @johnnyboi1125
    @johnnyboi1125 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every time the F-22 and 35 get slightly offended after roasting the hell out of every other plane: “That’s it I’m going to kill you now!” 🤓

  • @darkassassin287
    @darkassassin287 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    can u make the next one with su-25 and a-10?, btw love the series
    Or something with the Mig-25/31?

    • @metalgearexcelsus
      @metalgearexcelsus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A video for A-10 is already there.

    • @darkassassin287
      @darkassassin287 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@metalgearexcelsus more like a-10 vs the su-25 on who is the better ground attack aircrafts

    • @A-Warthog-cc1wm
      @A-Warthog-cc1wm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkassassin287 I think you already know the answer

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darkassassin287 if all A-10 does is fight children with water pistols then it might win
      in proper war zone neither is excellent but I can't see A-10 getting even close

    • @para_magnus2200
      @para_magnus2200 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@A-Warthog-cc1wm yeah the SU25. All the A10 has is its fucking stupid gun. at least thats all the pilots will use. the SU25 on the other hand? its got an assortment of bombs, both guided and unguided, missiles and unguided rockets, as well as a 30mm cannon. also the SU25 has been used in modern combat quite effectively, more so than an A10 could be, due to it not being slower than a T72 reversing.

  • @kishlayverma6622
    @kishlayverma6622 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yeah these new gen fighters are cool but to me personally, I think f14 - f15 era was peak us aircraft engineering, those planes were the most badass a fighter plane could get. Newer planes just don't have that oomph factor anymore.

    • @AndyPhu
      @AndyPhu ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The f14 also costs more per unit than the f35 when adjusted to today's money value.

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AndyPhu that variable sweep wing was the heavy tank of its time, it made sense at the moment but in retrospect it was a good idea to leave it behind since maintainance would be a pain and the budgets would ballon

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatonejoey1847 VGWs are a great concept, absolutely, but we have the technology now to design a good wing that is useful for all speeds without losing performance. but why no one has done that is beyond me, not like they're expensive to do either.

    • @kishlayverma6622
      @kishlayverma6622 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@osmacar5331 because they want more tax money I guess?

    • @NeurodivergentSuperiority
      @NeurodivergentSuperiority 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What about the f16?

  • @gasi3851
    @gasi3851 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THE HARRIER HAS THE VOICE OF RICHARD HAMMOND LOL

  • @kotaroyamada4272
    @kotaroyamada4272 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AV8: "Alright then lets get this show started"
    *Plays Archangel theme from AC7

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “You call this a plane instead of a loopty-doopty-boopty-zoomy-zoom-zoom-king’s-royal-flying-contraption-thingimajig-god-save-the-king-i-love-top-gear-rule-britannia-super-duper-flying-machine? Bit cringe innit bruv”

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      iirc plane is a british term, same with radar, and sonar. so suck it yank. also get better material, your jokes are more worn and haggard than the oil joke.

  • @justinnewcomb2279
    @justinnewcomb2279 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    US Marines: "I see this as an absolute win!!!"

  • @damiencrossley7497
    @damiencrossley7497 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harrier knows it won't win but goes in anyways LOVE IT!

  • @skyjaythefirst7331
    @skyjaythefirst7331 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now I wanna see a roasting tournament between the Harrier and the F-15

    • @maxbennett5412
      @maxbennett5412 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be interesting. It might not be able to take off vertical but once it is off the runway the F-15 can just point up and go supersonic. And then shoot down satellites and fly without wings because why not have gigantic engines. And of course America is making another F-15 X or something that is even more powerful.

    • @skyjaythefirst7331
      @skyjaythefirst7331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Max Bennett that, and the fact that the F-15 is 3 times heavier, yet is noticeably more maneuverable and faster than the Harrier.

  • @madikhaparshasusilo4923
    @madikhaparshasusilo4923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    an underrated gem of a channel I will say

  • @cloxurf9603
    @cloxurf9603 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After 10 days... you did f22.. im crying... now do f16! LOVE U

  • @AwesomeNinja1027
    @AwesomeNinja1027 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    F-35 Lightning: I think I will call my brother in the navy.

  • @Aijawa
    @Aijawa ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:51
    F-22: you want to shot him down?
    F-35: yea let’s shot him down
    Harrier: alright let’s get this show started
    😂😂

  • @Miscboiyt
    @Miscboiyt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the british voice is so calming compared to the rest. sounds so chill.

  • @simulacra7885
    @simulacra7885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Y’know, it’s a real valiant effort that the harrier wants to take them on because the harrier would get fucking smoked in 99% of circumstances

  • @jonathanalexander7225
    @jonathanalexander7225 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Richard Hammond voice for the Harrier is BRILLIANT

  • @prideb4caffeine999
    @prideb4caffeine999 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Aww you could have included
    Harriers are not air superiority specialists and still have more a2a wins in the span of a few months in 1982 than any F-22 in history (so far, thankfully)
    The F-22 having to hold back in international exercises to avoid hurting allies’ feelings (also due to operational security)
    The F-35 having more foreign customers (more than the Harrier’s five)

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is also the fact that the new British carriers went with the F-35B.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Schnittertm1 we had no options.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know we never made the harrier for export right? or you higher than a morphine addict on the copium propaganda. the challi 2 isn't an export tank does that mean it is shit? no! it's better than the fucking abrams, by combat statistics. or what about jets. we prefer the F-16, but no naval type or we'd have the F-16 N or whatever we'd call it. but no, you give us a fucking sugar cube.

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@osmacar5331 Navalized Typhoon and CATOBAR? The French aircraft carrier is smaller and has no problems of launching navalized Rafales.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schnittertm1 ah you're a retard... the taphoon is a failure and flopped entirely, and the fuck is a "CATOBAR"?

  • @toptiergaming6900
    @toptiergaming6900 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Day 3 of suggesting this video Idea:
    I would like to have a meet up between the AA-2 Atoll and AIM-9B Sidewinder missile guidance systems sometime.
    Perhaps over Vietnam with an F-4 planning to roast a Mig-21 but it turns into a family renunion between the missile guidence systems

  • @eddy0803
    @eddy0803 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Laughs in 700 flares and chaff in harrier*

  • @colinharter4094
    @colinharter4094 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that the harrier's main criticism of the raptor is that it is expensive, as if America's whole strategy was something other than " pay for the best, get the best"

  • @Imnotabot_12341
    @Imnotabot_12341 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:47 ok but he do be looking fresh tho

  • @christianhanson5301
    @christianhanson5301 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first I’ve heard the F-35’s voice😂😂👌 love it keep them coming

  • @literallyasneeze2135
    @literallyasneeze2135 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I mean both of the American jets are basically immune to radar from aircraft and can only really be shot down by dogfight missles (ir and short range within visual range) and high-tech radar guided sams...

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      are they? have then entered into ANY combat zone. american arrogance and ego will boast their first combat outing... only ones i seen of both is making a kid very sad bursting their balloon, which isn't a combat outing.

    • @literallyasneeze2135
      @literallyasneeze2135 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @osmacar5331 The f-22 has seen some combat as a strike aircraft. I believe the f-35 is still untested. You don't need to have an aircraft see combat to know it has a small radar cross section.

    • @rbgerald2469
      @rbgerald2469 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@osmacar5331 ..Ask Israel and their incursions into Iran with their F35Is.

    • @liquidleopard4495
      @liquidleopard4495 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, the remaining Harriers in service are all American jets...

  • @requiemempire6637
    @requiemempire6637 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro violated them 💀

  • @WhyAmIHereNowOHWell
    @WhyAmIHereNowOHWell ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Slower than swordfish"
    Ahh mate, that hit so fuckin' hard
    Edit :
    Fun fact, fairey swordfish lowest speed is just 80.467 kilometers per hour

    • @deathtrooper199
      @deathtrooper199 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget it's able to disable the Bismarck, which is Germany's largest battleship ever made at the time and despite multiple armaments the swordfish made it through as the Bismarck's armaments are not made for stringbags (ironic) and damaged the ship's rudder before being finished off by King George V later on

    • @WhyAmIHereNowOHWell
      @WhyAmIHereNowOHWell ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deathtrooper199 that's why swordfish is my favourite plane

    • @dranoelarios4788
      @dranoelarios4788 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhyAmIHereNowOHWellCertified Ark Royal moment

  • @NotsolonlelyPanther
    @NotsolonlelyPanther ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought I remembered something about the F-22 lost to a crippled dude in a iron suit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @prfwrx2497
    @prfwrx2497 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:15 TBF it's more like a spare helicopter blade you have to carry around.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...no... it's really not a rotor blade is like 1/20 of the weight of that frontal engine.

  • @river_salmon
    @river_salmon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wanna become your Ruskie voice for "[insert any Russian fighter] roasts [insert any NATO fighter]" vids ngl

  • @X-02SSW
    @X-02SSW ปีที่แล้ว +10

    we need more sentient fighter jets

  • @FirssenSimracing
    @FirssenSimracing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Like, would you be so kind for once in your life and shut the hell up with that awful sound you call your voice?"
    Roast like a Sir 🧐

  • @KafaIsShortLmao
    @KafaIsShortLmao ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Harrier was also an American plane at some point in time because they couldn't make the VTOL while we did it just fine

    • @jamiegray6931
      @jamiegray6931 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?

    • @liquidleopard4495
      @liquidleopard4495 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Harrier *is* an American plane. The Harriers still in service are all American-made AV-8Bs.

  • @ARSENALGeared
    @ARSENALGeared ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Talked all that shit and immediately wanted the smoke. That wasn't a Royal Air Force Harrier, that was a Black Air Force Harrier 😂

  • @paoloxillo9012
    @paoloxillo9012 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't wait to see the Eurofighter version

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      a bigger joke than the falklands.

  • @Jarsia
    @Jarsia ปีที่แล้ว

    Eurofighter "Phew, they didn't drag me into it"
    (grabs popcorn)

  • @fuzzybloodpc9291
    @fuzzybloodpc9291 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a F35 Lover boy I can definitely say the Harrier is Based as hell.

  • @Randomfactsofwar
    @Randomfactsofwar ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harrier: at least I’m combat tested

  • @Thunderbolt479
    @Thunderbolt479 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how you used Richard Hammond's voice.
    It was Hammond's voice, wasn't it?

  • @Blank55600
    @Blank55600 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last bit is so American and British at the same time
    Aggressive to prove a point
    'Who dares wins'

  • @zcoperdk
    @zcoperdk ปีที่แล้ว +3

    they should be complementing each other and only roast russian and chinese aircraft

    • @Nyxion2943
      @Nyxion2943 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well in England we save our best insults for our closest friends

  • @M3-FPE-WTM
    @M3-FPE-WTM 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hawker Harrier roasting Lockheed Martin Jets 💀

  • @HowlingSparrow
    @HowlingSparrow ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should honestly make a video with the harrier dogfighting the F22 and F35 while the harrier just claps the both lmao

    • @alpacaofthemountain8760
      @alpacaofthemountain8760 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh the F-35 would probably win

    • @HowlingSparrow
      @HowlingSparrow ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alpacaofthemountain8760 harrier could just enter VTOL mid air and go around in circles while the F35 attempts to dodge it’s missiles

    • @lockheedmartinf-22raptor73
      @lockheedmartinf-22raptor73 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, now let's be realistic here. The harrier would only last 10 seconds before getting splashed.

    • @lockheedmartinf-22raptor73
      @lockheedmartinf-22raptor73 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@WhitePerson you know that the F35 can launch missiles from behind right?

    • @thecommentator3732
      @thecommentator3732 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@HowlingSparrow Lets be realistic
      The F-35 Jamming capabilities, HMDS and AIM-9Xs + the F-22s nose authority, the Harrier finna have a time harder than an average Naval Aviator landing

  • @F15ESTRIKEEAGLE-iw9nl
    @F15ESTRIKEEAGLE-iw9nl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can confirm as a British person that we do roast like this

  • @nightshade4873
    @nightshade4873 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God man that voice i immediately know is Richard Hammond's!!!
    I feel like this is early old Top Gear style Hammond, although his last words are either always spoken faster or exaggerated.
    Next the other two??
    Edit: it was Clarkson that flew on an F-15, and James May flew on a Eurofighter Typhoon.

  • @Kristeljam
    @Kristeljam ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn that was the most polite roasting I've ever heard

  • @RickCrimes9900
    @RickCrimes9900 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At least the f35 can hover longer than that harrier

  • @fadillah6014
    @fadillah6014 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn that was calm, too calm I even questioning is this roast or a poetry

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no difference with us.

  • @drippedchad3813
    @drippedchad3813 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Looks like the brothers of freedom are gonna do some $#!t now 😂

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      just spray them with some water and they will melt with all that sugar cube tech.

  • @dfcagentmouse
    @dfcagentmouse ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the little speech That the f22 is doing "mom come pick me up, there's thunder, I'm scared" lmao

  • @Camilo_Z
    @Camilo_Z ปีที่แล้ว +11

    after that there's 8 aim 120s going straight to the harrier's radar signature lol

    • @jonv.6213
      @jonv.6213 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And like 4 SRAAMS goin for the f22 and 35's signature.

    • @anotherrandomguy6012
      @anotherrandomguy6012 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jonv.6213 *Notch those Brits' dumbass missiles and put a few Sidewinders in his air intakes.*

    • @ahta5708
      @ahta5708 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@jonv.6213just one problem, F-22 and F-35 are known for their stealth capabilities, the harrier is not

    • @CrayonEater255
      @CrayonEater255 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jonv.6213 Man idk how the subsonic harrier is getting to WVR range against an F-22 and F-35 pair. You have too much faith in the Harrier.

    • @the-lag-gamerita5446
      @the-lag-gamerita5446 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jonv.6213 wich will inevitably miss, as the signature is not even there.

  • @superdouble8834
    @superdouble8834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Harrier: ah yes let me show you what happens to those that oppose the Royal Air Force
    F-22: let me show you what happened during American civil war