Aw, you missed one of my faves: Ned: "You ugly, hate filled man!" Moe: "Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but I, erm... what was the third thing you said?"
Do you remember in the movie where they were going to blow up Springfield? Well if they did and one person survived. Do you know who I think would have survived?
That seems more like a Ned Flanders thing. Don't get me wrong, I love Moe, but he isn't exactly...A man of class. And far from a saint. He uses f***ing voodoo dolls to keep his customers coming in. Barney could've been a top scientist or astronaut. He's actually quite smart.
1:03, Lenny: “Jeez Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy!” Carl: “Nah, you thinking of someone with two knives.” Moe: “I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.”
Wow you missed the garage line, that's his best line ever. Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage? Moe Szyslak: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man. Homer: Well what do you call it? Moe Szyslak: A car hole!
SOOOO much more that could have been included. How about Moe's underworld ties like when he was keeping pandas and whales at his bar? When he said they were gonna take his thumbs? His "accidents"? Moe is a dark character, but funny.
Oh yeah and he thinks the FBI are onto him during the x files episode lol classic. The whale is carried off during one of the rant sessions that lasts till night
Or when Lisa confronts moe on the phone because she think he's been threatening bart "hello, Moe, we know what you're up to so knock it off or we're going to the cops" "no no I'll take care of it" (walks into back room) "alright get Em out of here, get em all out of here!" (Breaks open boxes of Panda bears)
Or when Moe tastes his own beer for the first time..."yuck! You call this watered down swill beer?...oh, you have a problem? Well here's the complaint department *points shotgun at himself*
We need the bit where Lenny and Karl are complaining that things in his bar aren't American.. except the shotgun that back-fires on him Plus the hunting bit with Lisa... "you don't like me and I don't like you kid.... ""I like you Moe"".....You do?!?! Here, have a towelette
For anyone who doesn't already know, Moe was inspired by similar prank calls made to the Tube Bar in Jersey City. Owner Louis "Red" Deutsch would respond with a stream of violent threats and insults that would scare Moe. Tapes of the calls made their way into Matt's hands, and with Rich Hall and a gorilla as models, and Pacino mixed with Red, Moe was born. The first character Hank Azaria voiced.
Moe. The grumpy man who frantically tries to do right but always stumbles at every hurdle. Mostly brutally honest about his own failures too. His self depreciation is comedy gold.
"You're talking to me? There's no one else here. You must be talking to me!" (A gun hits the mirror and breaks the glass) "Well, that was an antique. CRAP!" XD
Take a moment to absorb that Moe is so lonely, he was willing to let a bunch of dudes force themselves on him, just for some human contact. And then he wept when he learned they wouldn't. Like... damn.
It's a classic Simpsons ending. Totally random. In the episode, Moe saves Homer from death in the boxing ring by using that fan flying thing. And then he just randomly goes off into the world spreading charity. The randomness of it all is what makes it so hysterical.
i got a hot date *buzz* a date *buzz* dinner with friends *buzz* dinner alone *buzz* watching tv alone *buzz* im gona sit at home and eyeball the ladies from the victorias secret catalog *buzz* ....sears catalogue *ding*
My favourite Moe's line was, "I was happy, but once again fate decided to play a little game called Up your's Moe!" , or something like that. Whatever it was I was laughing, and also kinda relating to it. 😁😁
One of the best bits is when Moe is teaching a glass and when someone tries to pick up as he would say it " Your Fly Girl" you moonwalk on the spot, couple of backflips and fire 3 shots from a double barrel shotgun
Missing the scene, where Moe is running across a field, knife held high, in response to yet another crank call. Which in turn is a ploy by Bart, to chase Jimbo away from the girl next door.
Being a big Boxing fan, the episode of The Simpsons where Homer becomes a boxer is one of the most intelligent and clever sports programmes of all time.
"You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking round on the pipes!" "Hey next time pay your bills!" "BUT I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Moe is the best
Damn right
Moe is moe
@@ThatOneGuy38447 moe moe moe, how do you me? How do you like me? Moe moe moe, why don't you like me? Nobody likes me
@@Winteramen produced by David Byrne!
Old Moe is the best Moe.
"Next time, pay ya bills."
"But I don't WANT TO!"
Me neither, Moe, me neither.
Wutzit Tooya Lol
Lol same if I had bills
Wutzit Tooya .
Wutzit Tooya same but I have to other wise I’ll be cold and die of hyperthermia
Wutzit Tooya nobody does lmao
"They called me Kid Gorgeous, later on it was Kid Presentable, then Kid Gruesome... And finally Kid Moe.." Just too hilarious!!!
deaser92 taking too many hits to the face will do that for you
And sad...
When you become so ugly, your name describes it as a platonic concept.
It's perfect!
Right? Just his tone of voice. Like, yeah... we were all a bit disappointed by that point.
"Well, if I'm gonna fight, I might as well win." [Pulls out a handgun]
Rules to live by.
why did you copy the highest rated comment?...
+NewesSkiller I must have missed it. My bad.
Typical Moe
Fly off in a V
The lie detector is my favourite scene!
+Johnno9989 agreed
+Johnno9989 I do not deserve such shabby treatment. Buzz
Seriously since I was like 3rd grade this was fun as hell!
same lol
what episode is that?
Aw, you missed one of my faves:
Ned: "You ugly, hate filled man!"
Moe: "Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but I, erm... what was the third thing you said?"
lol
@Jan Michael Vincent I know, right? I was very disappointed it didn't make the cut.
Hi my name is Moe, or as the ladies call me... Hey you, behind the bushes there
This was when ned truly became a man.
The two knives bit is awesome!
@ 1:02
I can agree, the two knives feels great, in fact just to make sure it's that good I just held two knives.
@@furimindustries3410 Dude... HOW WAS IT??
@@devinpaul9026 satisfying, a higher plane of existence satisfying.
@@furimindustries3410 Well that settles it-- I'm buying a second knife!
I like how Kid Moe is worse than Kid Gruesome.
King Moe
@@secredeath kid Moe
The end credits with him saving people is hauntingly beautiful.
Soundtrack, luckiest people
Well if im gonna fight might as well win...**starts shooting**
+mrFalloutFan95 I've never heard wiser words from Moe.
+mrFalloutFan95 never knew a goose knows what a gun is
+Kyle Clover That's because it probably wasn't the real Moe.
Ahahaha aha ha a haha ha.
words to live by! Moe truly is the hero we don't deserve.
For some reason the two knives joke cracks me up every time, so random.
👀
It is pleasurable
I gotta tell you, it's pretty terrific.
The laugh and the way he says “yeah!” It’s so fucking nonsensical and hilarious 😂
Yeah!
You gotta gimme back my floor!
+CFC1995 Any idea which episode this is from?
Season 8 episode 20
Sasuke uchiha Thanks!
+Spireite1995 next time pay your bills
Mike Rinehart But i dont wanna!
Say someones dissing your fly girl.
yes that needs to be in this. Best Moe moment by far.
Damn straight.
What about "okay everybody, tuck your pants into your socks"
You give em one of these...
So say some gangstas dissin' your flygirl.
You just give em one of these!
*Funk dances for self defence*
Alright here's the 411 folks. Let's say some gangstea's dissin yo fly girls... just give 'em one of these
pumped kicks
*gangsta*
/Music Plays
In Walmart three shots from a double barrel
ALL THE OHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN OUTRUN MY GUN!
(Not included)
Moe: "I've done stuff I'm not proud of, and the stuff I am proud of- is disgusting"
Great one!
I just got here
The lie detector bit is timeless! It gets me everytime! 😂😂😂
.....sears catalog 😞
Sears Catalog...
*ding*
I wonder why the Sears catalog? Are the lady's more hotter? Lol
brandon herron It's funny because it is more pathetic.
reeks of desperation
FINALLY!! Someone gets it!! Sears Catalog has a lingerie section!!
"Next time, pay your bills."
"But I don't want to!" Mood
Wesley Snipes in court
They way he says it makes me laugh
I'll do the same to my internet pro..... vide.....r.... Hey!?????
"You've gotta give me back my floor" is probably the quintessential essence of Moe, in one line.
Why do I have a feeling that's Moleman under the floor?
+mr_ buzz maybe?
Do you remember in the movie where they were going to blow up Springfield? Well if they did and one person survived. Do you know who I think would have survived?
+Dragon Zilla who?
Homer Simpson Moleman
+Dragon Zilla plot twist
Moe's too good for this world
No but Homer actually is.
@@tobylanglois3698 Ned Flanders ARE YOU SERIOUS
That seems more like a Ned Flanders thing. Don't get me wrong, I love Moe, but he isn't exactly...A man of class. And far from a saint. He uses f***ing voodoo dolls to keep his customers coming in. Barney could've been a top scientist or astronaut. He's actually quite smart.
@@cousinfethry8928 ok you y’all are right moe isn’t the best but to be honest in my world
NED FLANDERS SUCKS
He’s so alone
Homer: Are you an Angel?
Moe: Yes Homer, I'm an Angel. All us Angels go around with parachutes and industrial sized fans on their backs :P
I thought he said something like "all us angels fly around wearing Hanger slacks
@@lilb1190 *Ferrar slacks
“And eventually, TH-cam recommendations was saved by...oh..let’s say Moe.”
The older you get the more relatable Moe Szyslak becomes
Not one bit
"If I'm gonna fight, might as well win". So much smart right there.
Lol moe's misery is so funny
Vigilant Citizen anyone know the name?
The Vigilant One better when he's happy with two knives ..
Jay PhoenixTM yeah said by a millennial lmao just sad you obvs don't know nothing about the Simpsons #fuckmoe
That’s schadenfreude
Phenomeno1902 you horrible person
Moe on the lie detector is one of the greatest Simpsons scenes ever
It's no secret that the simpsons are not as funny as they used to be but Moe on the other hand seems to be getting funnier as time goes on.
+I do things out of spite Those were all old scenes.
+I do things out of spite The Simpsons continues to evolve because it is amazing. God forbid it change over time, unlike Family Guy or American Dad...
They really should have ended 6 years ago, on a high note.
+Alexis K
Old vs new Family Guy are quite diffirent. Also in my opinon Simpsons has become completely soulless nowadays.
I guess I should explain, the characters might sound the same but they aren't the same people anymore and do things that are out of character.
1:03,
Lenny: “Jeez Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy!”
Carl: “Nah, you thinking of someone with two knives.”
Moe: “I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.”
yAAAh!
Well, that was an antique... CRAAAAAAP!
Wow you missed the garage line, that's his best line ever.
Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?
Moe Szyslak: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
Homer: Well what do you call it?
Moe Szyslak: A car hole!
I thought he said “A car hold”
"Your?-- *YOUR* house!!? It's soo fancy i thought I was in Vegas, you guys lied to me you said it was Vegas!!"
forget it homer... its chiro-town
Only to find a counterfeit Jean's ring operating out of his car hole
I make reference to this bit more often than I care to admit...
Ending this compilation with Moe saving people as the fan man was pure genius.
Really was a perfect choice.
“Ok I get it, I ain’t pleasant to look at”
“Or listen to”
“Or be with”
Mood
SOOOO much more that could have been included. How about Moe's underworld ties like when he was keeping pandas and whales at his bar? When he said they were gonna take his thumbs? His "accidents"? Moe is a dark character, but funny.
Oh yeah and he thinks the FBI are onto him during the x files episode lol classic. The whale is carried off during one of the rant sessions that lasts till night
Or when Lisa confronts moe on the phone because she think he's been threatening bart "hello, Moe, we know what you're up to so knock it off or we're going to the cops" "no no I'll take care of it" (walks into back room) "alright get Em out of here, get em all out of here!" (Breaks open boxes of Panda bears)
Is that the episode with the FBI van that says "Flowers By Irene"??
"instead of telling us what it ain't how bout telling us what it am?"
Or when Moe tastes his own beer for the first time..."yuck! You call this watered down swill beer?...oh, you have a problem? Well here's the complaint department *points shotgun at himself*
We need the bit where Lenny and Karl are complaining that things in his bar aren't American.. except the shotgun that back-fires on him
Plus the hunting bit with Lisa... "you don't like me and I don't like you kid.... ""I like you Moe"".....You do?!?! Here, have a towelette
i think Moe is my favorite among Hank Azaria's voices.
Blake Gildaphish Pretty close to Hank's reap voice too
Professor Frink is the funniest tho
For anyone who doesn't already know, Moe was inspired by similar prank calls made to the Tube Bar in Jersey City. Owner Louis "Red" Deutsch would respond with a stream of violent threats and insults that would scare Moe. Tapes of the calls made their way into Matt's hands, and with Rich Hall and a gorilla as models, and Pacino mixed with Red, Moe was born. The first character Hank Azaria voiced.
www.missioncreep.com/mw/tubebar/intro.html
The cat one is oddly heartwarming.
4:25 Wow, I think that's the fastest I've ever seen tears appear
Absolutely love Moe, he's so relatable at times
They’re eating my brilliance!
"If Imma fight, might as well win"
Cracks me up all the time
"Naaah, you're thinkin'-a someone with two KNIVES!"
I got to tell you this is pretty terrific
"If I'm gonna fight I might as well win"
-Moe
3:00 words to live by
+lordlossize GG “Enclave” Aye
You left out: "Hey, hey! Who pulled the pin on this one?!".
Or "say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl.."
Moe. The grumpy man who frantically tries to do right but always stumbles at every hurdle. Mostly brutally honest about his own failures too. His self depreciation is comedy gold.
"You're talking to me? There's no one else here. You must be talking to me!"
(A gun hits the mirror and breaks the glass)
"Well, that was an antique. CRAP!"
XD
Moe, Moe, Moe! How d'you like me, how d'you like me? Moe, Moe, Moe! Why don't ya like me? Nobody likes me...
😞
- The lie detector scene is the funniest Moe scene in the Simpsons LOL!
"...Sears catalogue"
Ding
“Well that was an antique!”
“CRAP!!”
Take a moment to absorb that Moe is so lonely, he was willing to let a bunch of dudes force themselves on him, just for some human contact. And then he wept when he learned they wouldn't. Like... damn.
The ending credits is so freakin funny.
+Landon Bangerter I was cracking up so hard I couldn't stop laughing!
What was so funny exactly ? o.0
It's a classic Simpsons ending. Totally random. In the episode, Moe saves Homer from death in the boxing ring by using that fan flying thing. And then he just randomly goes off into the world spreading charity. The randomness of it all is what makes it so hysterical.
Landon Bangerter Oh lol
+Landon Bangerter It's from season 8 episode 3 "The Homer They Fall"
Hans Moleman the only person who is just as miserable
Don't forget old Gil.
Don't forget Frank Grimes
Edna kaprapal
Don't forget Kirk Van Houten
2:45 I love that taxi driver refrence.
i got a hot date *buzz*
a date *buzz*
dinner with friends *buzz*
dinner alone *buzz*
watching tv alone *buzz*
im gona sit at home and eyeball the ladies from the victorias secret catalog *buzz*
....sears catalogue *ding*
Now would u unhooked this all right I dont deserve this
Buzz
The joke’s on us bc that’s just quarantine life
"Next time pay your bills""but I don't want to"
1:43 The lie detector is one of the best scenes in The Simpson's history :D
Watching this now hurts my heart. Rest in peace Moe.
alright. I'm gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the VS catalog. *BRRRRZ* ....Sears Catalog. *DING*
Sears catalog is so long extinct only Mr. Burns would mention it.
+David Koenig Ah, Mr. Burns. "Birthplace... Pangaea."
I don't deserve this treatment. (Bzzzt)
+Vulpes Inculta Ahoyhoy! good one
+KingCitaldo125 That whole bit is not only the greatest Moe moment, but one of the best Simpsons moments ever!
“That ain’t a massage chair, it’s just full of cockroaches.”
I understand moe all too well. 😢
Why? Are you an InCel?
I'll be there
My favourite Moe's line was, "I was happy, but once again fate decided to play a little game called Up your's Moe!" , or something like that. Whatever it was I was laughing, and also kinda relating to it. 😁😁
Moe has the funniest ways of being awesome! 😂
One of the best bits is when Moe is teaching a glass and when someone tries to pick up as he would say it " Your Fly Girl" you moonwalk on the spot, couple of backflips and fire 3 shots from a double barrel shotgun
"HEY WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY IN YOUR HOUSE FRED!?"
"You'll never know what you missed out on!"
1:33 Lenny reads licence upside down
Older you get, more you understand to this guy.
Hank Azaria is Genuinely Perfection voicing Moe
*"If I'm gonna fight might as well win"*
Go on ya cowards! Yeah,fly like a V!
The lie detector gag is the Mt Everest of gags. Especially the very last "bzzzz" and Moe's reaction.
One of the greatest characters in the show for real
"Now will you unhook this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment." 🔴😂
_"Alright, they're onto us. Get 'em back to Seaworld!"_
Missing the scene, where Moe is running across a field, knife held high, in response to yet another crank call. Which in turn is a ploy by Bart, to chase Jimbo away from the girl next door.
MOE MOE MOE How do you like me Why dont you like me
I think it was "Moe,Moe,Moe How do you like me? How do you like me? Moe, Moe, Moe Why don't tou like me? Nobody likes me!
Moe’s my favourite character.
I Think Everyone has a little Moe, in Them.
phrasing. bam!
From behind? Is Moe gay as a goose?
@Samueldedieu Who's roasting who? Moe isn't a real person.
@Samueldedieu Peppermint Patty is life. Shit is lit, bruh! 😄
"well, if I'm gonna fight, I might as well win' is one of my new favorite quotes
Being a big Boxing fan, the episode of The Simpsons where Homer becomes a boxer is one of the most intelligent and clever sports programmes of all time.
1:44 What a classic Simpsons bit.
- Hey next time pay your bills
- But I don't want to!
The lie detector bit literally killed me....
If only Modern Simpsons were as funny. But, on the plus side, the Simpsons is one of the longest shows around. If not The longest.
My favourite scene is when he's talking about The Simpsons' house: "They got a front yard, a back yard. The place is like yard city!"
"You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking round on the pipes!"
"Hey next time pay your bills!"
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment." The biggest lie Moe ever told.
How can you have a best of moe and not have.... Moe moe moe why don't you like me 🎶 or any prank phone calls?????
moe is like the strange uncale nobody wants but everydbody need
3:00 "well I might as well win." I lost it
no wonder moe is the best chara every 1 can relate to him in someway
They forgot the part when Bart asked Moe how he was born and he said: "Well, I was in there for 5 years and then I came out upside down and on fire"
“I bet you think all space is Star Wars.”
I’m using this line.
That Polygraph test is ace classic!
I s'pose you think all space is Star Wars!
I did until I took astronomy classes lol
The Easter Island gag is priceless.
Omg that lie detector scene had me in tears I was literally drowning
"That ain't a massage chair" 😂