Aw, you missed one of my faves: Ned: "You ugly, hate filled man!" Moe: "Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but I, erm... what was the third thing you said?"
Surreal? It definitely is surreal. They have the whole of the floor of Moe's bar, intact, lying up against the wall, in a room which has no clear reason to be as tall as it is other than to fit the whole floor in...vertically. And they got it in there somehow.
Do you remember in the movie where they were going to blow up Springfield? Well if they did and one person survived. Do you know who I think would have survived?
That seems more like a Ned Flanders thing. Don't get me wrong, I love Moe, but he isn't exactly...A man of class. And far from a saint. He uses f***ing voodoo dolls to keep his customers coming in. Barney could've been a top scientist or astronaut. He's actually quite smart.
Wow you missed the garage line, that's his best line ever. Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage? Moe Szyslak: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man. Homer: Well what do you call it? Moe Szyslak: A car hole!
1:03, Lenny: “Jeez Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy!” Carl: “Nah, you thinking of someone with two knives.” Moe: “I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.”
SOOOO much more that could have been included. How about Moe's underworld ties like when he was keeping pandas and whales at his bar? When he said they were gonna take his thumbs? His "accidents"? Moe is a dark character, but funny.
Oh yeah and he thinks the FBI are onto him during the x files episode lol classic. The whale is carried off during one of the rant sessions that lasts till night
Or when Lisa confronts moe on the phone because she think he's been threatening bart "hello, Moe, we know what you're up to so knock it off or we're going to the cops" "no no I'll take care of it" (walks into back room) "alright get Em out of here, get em all out of here!" (Breaks open boxes of Panda bears)
Or when Moe tastes his own beer for the first time..."yuck! You call this watered down swill beer?...oh, you have a problem? Well here's the complaint department *points shotgun at himself*
We need the bit where Lenny and Karl are complaining that things in his bar aren't American.. except the shotgun that back-fires on him Plus the hunting bit with Lisa... "you don't like me and I don't like you kid.... ""I like you Moe"".....You do?!?! Here, have a towelette
"You're talking to me? There's no one else here. You must be talking to me!" (A gun hits the mirror and breaks the glass) "Well, that was an antique. CRAP!" XD
For anyone who doesn't already know, Moe was inspired by similar prank calls made to the Tube Bar in Jersey City. Owner Louis "Red" Deutsch would respond with a stream of violent threats and insults that would scare Moe. Tapes of the calls made their way into Matt's hands, and with Rich Hall and a gorilla as models, and Pacino mixed with Red, Moe was born. The first character Hank Azaria voiced.
Take a moment to absorb that Moe is so lonely, he was willing to let a bunch of dudes force themselves on him, just for some human contact. And then he wept when he learned they wouldn't. Like... damn.
Moe. The grumpy man who frantically tries to do right but always stumbles at every hurdle. Mostly brutally honest about his own failures too. His self depreciation is comedy gold.
It's a classic Simpsons ending. Totally random. In the episode, Moe saves Homer from death in the boxing ring by using that fan flying thing. And then he just randomly goes off into the world spreading charity. The randomness of it all is what makes it so hysterical.
i got a hot date *buzz* a date *buzz* dinner with friends *buzz* dinner alone *buzz* watching tv alone *buzz* im gona sit at home and eyeball the ladies from the victorias secret catalog *buzz* ....sears catalogue *ding*
"Did you hold a grudge on Montgomery burns?" "No." **Beep** "Alright maybe i did but i din't shoot him." **Ding** "Check's out, ok sir you're free to go." "Good cause i got a hot date tonight." **Beep** "A date." **Beep** "Dinner with friends." **Beep** "Dinner alone." **Beep** "Watching T.V alone." **Beep** "Alright! I’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue." **Beep** "Sears catalogue." **Ding** "Now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment." **Beep**
Being a big Boxing fan, the episode of The Simpsons where Homer becomes a boxer is one of the most intelligent and clever sports programmes of all time.
One of the best bits is when Moe is teaching a glass and when someone tries to pick up as he would say it " Your Fly Girl" you moonwalk on the spot, couple of backflips and fire 3 shots from a double barrel shotgun
Great clips! Missing two of my favourites: listen lady episode, “yeah SHUTUP I’m asking her!!”; and when he’s teaching dance class, “say someone’s dissing your fly girl, just give em one of these”, and proceeds to dance, pull out a shotgun and shoot into the air.
My favourite Moe's line was, "I was happy, but once again fate decided to play a little game called Up your's Moe!" , or something like that. Whatever it was I was laughing, and also kinda relating to it. 😁😁
"You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking round on the pipes!" "Hey next time pay your bills!" "BUT I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Moe is the best
Damn right
Moe is moe
@@ThatOneGuy38447 moe moe moe, how do you me? How do you like me? Moe moe moe, why don't you like me? Nobody likes me
@@Winteramen produced by David Byrne!
Old Moe is the best Moe.
"Next time, pay ya bills."
"But I don't WANT TO!"
Me neither, Moe, me neither.
Wutzit Tooya Lol
Lol same if I had bills
Wutzit Tooya .
Wutzit Tooya same but I have to other wise I’ll be cold and die of hyperthermia
Wutzit Tooya nobody does lmao
Aw, you missed one of my faves:
Ned: "You ugly, hate filled man!"
Moe: "Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but I, erm... what was the third thing you said?"
lol
@Jan Michael Vincent I know, right? I was very disappointed it didn't make the cut.
Hi my name is Moe, or as the ladies call me... Hey you, behind the bushes there
This was when ned truly became a man.
"Well, if I'm gonna fight, I might as well win." [Pulls out a handgun]
Rules to live by.
why did you copy the highest rated comment?...
+NewesSkiller I must have missed it. My bad.
Typical Moe
Fly off in a V
The lie detector is my favourite scene!
+Johnno9989 agreed
+Johnno9989 I do not deserve such shabby treatment. Buzz
Seriously since I was like 3rd grade this was fun as hell!
same lol
what episode is that?
The two knives bit is awesome!
@ 1:02
I can agree, the two knives feels great, in fact just to make sure it's that good I just held two knives.
@@furimindustries3410 Dude... HOW WAS IT??
@@devinpaul9026 satisfying, a higher plane of existence satisfying.
@@furimindustries3410 Well that settles it-- I'm buying a second knife!
"They called me Kid Gorgeous, later on it was Kid Presentable, then Kid Gruesome... And finally Kid Moe.." Just too hilarious!!!
deaser92 taking too many hits to the face will do that for you
And sad...
When you become so ugly, your name describes it as a platonic concept.
It's perfect!
Right? Just his tone of voice. Like, yeah... we were all a bit disappointed by that point.
The end credits with him saving people is hauntingly beautiful.
Soundtrack, luckiest people
I like how Kid Moe is worse than Kid Gruesome.
King Moe
@@secredeath kid Moe
For some reason the two knives joke cracks me up every time, so random.
👀
It is pleasurable
I gotta tell you, it's pretty terrific.
The laugh and the way he says “yeah!” It’s so fucking nonsensical and hilarious 😂
Yeah!
Well if im gonna fight might as well win...**starts shooting**
+mrFalloutFan95 I've never heard wiser words from Moe.
+mrFalloutFan95 never knew a goose knows what a gun is
+Kyle Clover That's because it probably wasn't the real Moe.
Ahahaha aha ha a haha ha.
words to live by! Moe truly is the hero we don't deserve.
Ending this compilation with Moe saving people as the fan man was pure genius.
Really was a perfect choice.
You gotta gimme back my floor!
+CFC1995 Any idea which episode this is from?
Season 8 episode 20
Sasuke uchiha Thanks!
+Spireite1995 next time pay your bills
Mike Rinehart But i dont wanna!
Alright here's the 411 folks. Let's say some gangstea's dissin yo fly girls... just give 'em one of these
pumped kicks
*gangsta*
/Music Plays
In Walmart three shots from a double barrel
ALL THE OHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN OUTRUN MY GUN!
Say someones dissing your fly girl.
yes that needs to be in this. Best Moe moment by far.
Damn straight.
What about "okay everybody, tuck your pants into your socks"
You give em one of these...
So say some gangstas dissin' your flygirl.
You just give em one of these!
*Funk dances for self defence*
The Repo Depot scene is so randomly surreal, it cracks me up
"Hey, next time pay your bills"
"But i dont want to!!!" XD
You keep using that word... i don't think it means what you think it means.
Surreal? It definitely is surreal. They have the whole of the floor of Moe's bar, intact, lying up against the wall, in a room which has no clear reason to be as tall as it is other than to fit the whole floor in...vertically. And they got it in there somehow.
INCONCEIVABLE!
PMSL precisely. Really glad it wasn't me t hat found this scene sheer genius.
(Not included)
Moe: "I've done stuff I'm not proud of, and the stuff I am proud of- is disgusting"
Great one!
I just got here
The lie detector bit is timeless! It gets me everytime! 😂😂😂
.....sears catalog 😞
"You've gotta give me back my floor" is probably the quintessential essence of Moe, in one line.
"Next time, pay your bills."
"But I don't want to!" Mood
Wesley Snipes in court
They way he says it makes me laugh
I'll do the same to my internet pro..... vide.....r.... Hey!?????
“And eventually, TH-cam recommendations was saved by...oh..let’s say Moe.”
"If I'm gonna fight, might as well win". So much smart right there.
Why do I have a feeling that's Moleman under the floor?
+mr_ buzz maybe?
Do you remember in the movie where they were going to blow up Springfield? Well if they did and one person survived. Do you know who I think would have survived?
+Dragon Zilla who?
Homer Simpson Moleman
+Dragon Zilla plot twist
Homer: Are you an Angel?
Moe: Yes Homer, I'm an Angel. All us Angels go around with parachutes and industrial sized fans on their backs :P
I thought he said something like "all us angels fly around wearing Hanger slacks
@@lilb1190 *Ferrar slacks
Moe's too good for this world
No but Homer actually is.
@@tobylanglois3698 Ned Flanders ARE YOU SERIOUS
That seems more like a Ned Flanders thing. Don't get me wrong, I love Moe, but he isn't exactly...A man of class. And far from a saint. He uses f***ing voodoo dolls to keep his customers coming in. Barney could've been a top scientist or astronaut. He's actually quite smart.
@@cousinfethry8928 ok you y’all are right moe isn’t the best but to be honest in my world
NED FLANDERS SUCKS
He’s so alone
Sears Catalog...
*ding*
I wonder why the Sears catalog? Are the lady's more hotter? Lol
brandon herron It's funny because it is more pathetic.
reeks of desperation
FINALLY!! Someone gets it!! Sears Catalog has a lingerie section!!
Lol moe's misery is so funny
Vigilant Citizen anyone know the name?
The Vigilant One better when he's happy with two knives ..
Jay PhoenixTM yeah said by a millennial lmao just sad you obvs don't know nothing about the Simpsons #fuckmoe
That’s schadenfreude
Phenomeno1902 you horrible person
The older you get the more relatable Moe Szyslak becomes
Not one bit
It's no secret that the simpsons are not as funny as they used to be but Moe on the other hand seems to be getting funnier as time goes on.
+I do things out of spite Those were all old scenes.
+I do things out of spite The Simpsons continues to evolve because it is amazing. God forbid it change over time, unlike Family Guy or American Dad...
They really should have ended 6 years ago, on a high note.
+Alexis K
Old vs new Family Guy are quite diffirent. Also in my opinon Simpsons has become completely soulless nowadays.
I guess I should explain, the characters might sound the same but they aren't the same people anymore and do things that are out of character.
Well, that was an antique... CRAAAAAAP!
The way moe says that was an antique
CRAAAAAP it kills me
I was expecting the "Funk dancing for self defense" scene.
Watching this now hurts my heart. Rest in peace Moe.
Moe on the lie detector is one of the greatest Simpsons scenes ever
Wow you missed the garage line, that's his best line ever.
Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?
Moe Szyslak: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
Homer: Well what do you call it?
Moe Szyslak: A car hole!
I thought he said “A car hold”
"Your?-- *YOUR* house!!? It's soo fancy i thought I was in Vegas, you guys lied to me you said it was Vegas!!"
forget it homer... its chiro-town
Only to find a counterfeit Jean's ring operating out of his car hole
I make reference to this bit more often than I care to admit...
1:03,
Lenny: “Jeez Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy!”
Carl: “Nah, you thinking of someone with two knives.”
Moe: “I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.”
yAAAh!
i think Moe is my favorite among Hank Azaria's voices.
Blake Gildaphish Pretty close to Hank's reap voice too
Professor Frink is the funniest tho
“Ok I get it, I ain’t pleasant to look at”
“Or listen to”
“Or be with”
Mood
SOOOO much more that could have been included. How about Moe's underworld ties like when he was keeping pandas and whales at his bar? When he said they were gonna take his thumbs? His "accidents"? Moe is a dark character, but funny.
Oh yeah and he thinks the FBI are onto him during the x files episode lol classic. The whale is carried off during one of the rant sessions that lasts till night
Or when Lisa confronts moe on the phone because she think he's been threatening bart "hello, Moe, we know what you're up to so knock it off or we're going to the cops" "no no I'll take care of it" (walks into back room) "alright get Em out of here, get em all out of here!" (Breaks open boxes of Panda bears)
Is that the episode with the FBI van that says "Flowers By Irene"??
"instead of telling us what it ain't how bout telling us what it am?"
Or when Moe tastes his own beer for the first time..."yuck! You call this watered down swill beer?...oh, you have a problem? Well here's the complaint department *points shotgun at himself*
We need the bit where Lenny and Karl are complaining that things in his bar aren't American.. except the shotgun that back-fires on him
Plus the hunting bit with Lisa... "you don't like me and I don't like you kid.... ""I like you Moe"".....You do?!?! Here, have a towelette
The cat one is oddly heartwarming.
"You should see his genitals........would you like to see his genitals?"
LOL!
Absolutely love Moe, he's so relatable at times
They’re eating my brilliance!
4:25 Wow, I think that's the fastest I've ever seen tears appear
"You're talking to me? There's no one else here. You must be talking to me!"
(A gun hits the mirror and breaks the glass)
"Well, that was an antique. CRAP!"
XD
For anyone who doesn't already know, Moe was inspired by similar prank calls made to the Tube Bar in Jersey City. Owner Louis "Red" Deutsch would respond with a stream of violent threats and insults that would scare Moe. Tapes of the calls made their way into Matt's hands, and with Rich Hall and a gorilla as models, and Pacino mixed with Red, Moe was born. The first character Hank Azaria voiced.
www.missioncreep.com/mw/tubebar/intro.html
"If I'm gonna fight I might as well win"
-Moe
Take a moment to absorb that Moe is so lonely, he was willing to let a bunch of dudes force themselves on him, just for some human contact. And then he wept when he learned they wouldn't. Like... damn.
You left out: "Hey, hey! Who pulled the pin on this one?!".
Or "say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl.."
"If Imma fight, might as well win"
Cracks me up all the time
Moe, Moe, Moe! How d'you like me, how d'you like me? Moe, Moe, Moe! Why don't ya like me? Nobody likes me...
😞
Moe. The grumpy man who frantically tries to do right but always stumbles at every hurdle. Mostly brutally honest about his own failures too. His self depreciation is comedy gold.
- The lie detector scene is the funniest Moe scene in the Simpsons LOL!
"Naaah, you're thinkin'-a someone with two KNIVES!"
I got to tell you this is pretty terrific
The ending credits is so freakin funny.
+Landon Bangerter I was cracking up so hard I couldn't stop laughing!
What was so funny exactly ? o.0
It's a classic Simpsons ending. Totally random. In the episode, Moe saves Homer from death in the boxing ring by using that fan flying thing. And then he just randomly goes off into the world spreading charity. The randomness of it all is what makes it so hysterical.
Landon Bangerter Oh lol
+Landon Bangerter It's from season 8 episode 3 "The Homer They Fall"
So many memories😢
Thanks!
3:00 words to live by
+lordlossize GG “Enclave” Aye
2:45 I love that taxi driver refrence.
alright. I'm gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the VS catalog. *BRRRRZ* ....Sears Catalog. *DING*
Sears catalog is so long extinct only Mr. Burns would mention it.
+David Koenig Ah, Mr. Burns. "Birthplace... Pangaea."
I don't deserve this treatment. (Bzzzt)
+Vulpes Inculta Ahoyhoy! good one
+KingCitaldo125 That whole bit is not only the greatest Moe moment, but one of the best Simpsons moments ever!
1:43 The lie detector is one of the best scenes in The Simpson's history :D
"Is there anything in this bar that was made in the US?"
"Just this."
(Pulls out shotgun, then it backfires in his face)
"Now will you unhook this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment." 🔴😂
“Well that was an antique!”
“CRAP!!”
"Next time pay your bills""but I don't want to"
"...Sears catalogue"
Ding
Hank Azaria is Genuinely Perfection voicing Moe
Moe has the funniest ways of being awesome! 😂
"hey next time pay your bills"
"but I don't want to!"
i got a hot date *buzz*
a date *buzz*
dinner with friends *buzz*
dinner alone *buzz*
watching tv alone *buzz*
im gona sit at home and eyeball the ladies from the victorias secret catalog *buzz*
....sears catalogue *ding*
Now would u unhooked this all right I dont deserve this
Buzz
The joke’s on us bc that’s just quarantine life
“Oh Mr Snookums! Oh I ‘wuv’ you so….What ARE You Lookin’ at!!!”
"Did you hold a grudge on Montgomery burns?"
"No." **Beep**
"Alright maybe i did but i din't shoot him." **Ding**
"Check's out, ok sir you're free to go."
"Good cause i got a hot date tonight." **Beep**
"A date." **Beep**
"Dinner with friends." **Beep**
"Dinner alone." **Beep**
"Watching T.V alone." **Beep**
"Alright! I’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue." **Beep**
"Sears catalogue." **Ding**
"Now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment." **Beep**
you actually typed up all that shit
The first question needs not asking, I don't know anyone apart from Smithers who liked Mr Burns
Thanks, with saw the video too fucktard.
Sol Badguy *we* fucktard.
The saddest part of it all is that since it buzzed when Moe said he didn't deserve this, he actually believed it himself...
"I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment" BZZZZZZZZ.
Hans Moleman the only person who is just as miserable
Don't forget old Gil.
Don't forget Frank Grimes
Edna kaprapal
Don't forget Kirk Van Houten
You forgot funk dancing for self defense. Any Best of Moe compilation is incomplete without it.
“That ain’t a massage chair, it’s just full of cockroaches.”
“I bet you think all space is Star Wars.”
I’m using this line.
Being a big Boxing fan, the episode of The Simpsons where Homer becomes a boxer is one of the most intelligent and clever sports programmes of all time.
The lie detector gag is the Mt Everest of gags. Especially the very last "bzzzz" and Moe's reaction.
One of the greatest characters in the show for real
One of the best bits is when Moe is teaching a glass and when someone tries to pick up as he would say it " Your Fly Girl" you moonwalk on the spot, couple of backflips and fire 3 shots from a double barrel shotgun
"Immigants i knew it was them, even when it was the bears i knew it was them"
I gotta tell ya! This is pretty terrific!
"HEY WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY IN YOUR HOUSE FRED!?"
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific!
Omg that lie detector scene had me in tears I was literally drowning
That was great! Moe in the Swish sequence is very good, too.
_"Alright, they're onto us. Get 'em back to Seaworld!"_
Older you get, more you understand to this guy.
How can you have a best of moe and not have.... Moe moe moe why don't you like me 🎶 or any prank phone calls?????
Great clips! Missing two of my favourites: listen lady episode, “yeah SHUTUP I’m asking her!!”; and when he’s teaching dance class, “say someone’s dissing your fly girl, just give em one of these”, and proceeds to dance, pull out a shotgun and shoot into the air.
- Hey next time pay your bills
- But I don't want to!
"You'll never know what you missed out on!"
I understand moe all too well. 😢
Why? Are you an InCel?
I'll be there
"well, if I'm gonna fight, I might as well win' is one of my new favorite quotes
I freaking loved the first clip!!!
My favourite Moe's line was, "I was happy, but once again fate decided to play a little game called Up your's Moe!" , or something like that. Whatever it was I was laughing, and also kinda relating to it. 😁😁
"You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking round on the pipes!"
"Hey next time pay your bills!"
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I miss the Moe who was a complete criminal, instead of constantly being suicidal
3:00 "well I might as well win." I lost it
Most awesome vid!!!!! The part with Moe and the lie detector is my favorite part!!!!!!!!!!