@GODOGE wtf "vision" license makes no sense, its clearly fishing, it even says so in the game dialogue. and mic quality was only bad in 2004 for most cheap consumer level electronics, there have been fantastic quality mics for decades before this game was made. listen to music from the 50s or 60s, or movies from the 70s, they all sound great.
Sorry this took so long to post! Had the usual copyright issues for 10 seconds of music, and then I left for ESA so it was hard to find time to sort it out but it's all good now! Enjoy
Continuing on from part 1... In an attempt to figure out which missions were skipped in this playthrough, I have decided to catalogue each mission and which mission replaced it. Below, the timestamps link to where each mission is started for the first time 1:08 | Mountain Cloud Boys --> Toreno's Last Flight 2:15 | Ran Fa Li --> Management Issues 7:58 | Lure --> End of the line (Part 2) 15:47 | Outrider --> N.O.E 24:27 | Snail Trail --> Local Liquor Store 39:40 | Ice Cold Killa --> Highjack 46:50 | Amphibious Assault --> Ryder 49:35 | Pier 69 --> Badlands 52:51 | Toreno's Last Flight --> Catalyst 56:44 | The Da Nang Thang --> End of the Line (Part 1) 1:09:11 | Yay Ka-Boom-Boom --> Madd Dogg's Rhymes 1:16:21 | Monster --> Wrong Side of The Tracks 1:19:26 | Highjack --> Jizzy 1:24:46 | Interdiction --> Body Harvest 1:31:57 | Verdant Meadows (Cutscene) --> Ice Cold Killa 1:50:59 | N.O.E --> Farewell, my love... 1:57:14 | Stowaway --> Green Goo 2:02:59 | Fender Ketchup --> Robbing Uncle Sam 2:06:54 | Explosive Situation --> Vertical Bird 2:21:23 | You've Had your Chips --> High Stakes, Low Rider 2:23:42 | Don Peyote --> Supply Lines... 2:30:30 | Intensive Care --> Stowaway 2:38:16 | The Meat Business --> 555 We Tip 2:44:49 | Fish in a barrel --> Puncture Wounds 2:49:17 | Madd Dogg --> Verdant Meadows (Cutscene) 2:50:47 | Freefall --> Interdiction 3:03:30 | Misappropriation --> Saint Mark's Bistro 3:13:19 | High Noon --> Intensive Care 3:18:28 | Black Project --> Wear Flowers in Your Hair 3:25:28 | Green Goo --> Cesar Vialpando 3:31:47 | Saint Mark's Bistro --> Home Invasion 3:39:00 | A Home in the Hills --> Photo Opportunity 3:47:20 | Vertical Bird --> Burning Desire 3:56:10 | Homecoming --> A King in Exile 3:56:32 | Beat Down on B Dup --> Cut Throat Business 4:36:17 | Grove 4 Life --> Freefall 4:43:12 | Cut Throat Business --> Life's a Beach 4:48:39 | Riot --> Up, Up and Away 4:56:14 | Los Desperados --> Monster 5:09:24 | End of the Line (Part 1) --> Lure 5:14:20 | End of the Line (Part 2) --> Cleaning the Hood 5:16:18 | End of the Line (Part 3) --> New Model Army There are 13 optional Missions in an ordinary playthrough (3x Zero, 4x Wang Cars, 6x Heist) therefore there should be 13 random missions skipped. In ordinary chronological order, these are: - OG Loc - Running Dog - House Party - Gray Imports - Los Sepulcros - Are You Going to San Fierro - Snail Trail - You've Had Your Chips - The Meat Business - High Noon - Beat Down on B Dup - Riot - Los Desperados
What a strange list of missions I skipped. A lot of really short ones that would've been nice, but then a ton of them what I need very specific weapons for or are really long that I'm glad I didn't have to do.
@@PokeHacked For A King in Exile, the cutscene is the entire mission. This is different from Jizzy or House Party which each have two parts, a standalone cutscene at one marker and a mission at a different marker. I use "(Cutscene)" to distinguish between these two parts. This gets complicated because Verdant Meadows is similar to these two, except the actual mission is to buy the airfield, while I could mark down when he buys the airfield, there doesn't seem to be much point.
My highlights: 5:20 One health 8:30 Back from death 25:30 Strange molotovs... 26:05 Directed by Michael Bay 29:00 Final boss 41:20 Trailer with steering
I discovered this video for the first time and I'll be honest, the comment section with timestamps is by far the funniest place on TH-cam. I spat out a drink laughing. Please do more. This is epic.
5:16 - 1 HP xd 28:58 - OMG HE HAS A MINIGUN 1:05:23 - 69 MINIGUN AMMO , NICE 1:10:43 - AAAAAH NO 1:32:14 - Suicide xD 2:30:33 - SCREAM 2:57:35 - Whats in this hangar ? xd 3:01:35 - Whats in hangar ? 2 xd 3:09:00 - Doing freefall without plane xD 3:43:09 - T E N P E N N Y 3:36:42 - Whats in hangar ? 3 xd
2:26:05 I've always wondered that if Josh was part of that run. It was the first time I really looked into speed running and thinking it was insane. Now I watch it as a pastime and still think it's insane.
3:57:49
**hits boat**
Carl: "What kind of license you got? Fishing license?!?"
1:00
"Hey there!"
"I hate your attitude"
So I'm not the only who noticed
I noticed also yay
lol that's not even the randomizer.
3:34:05 Tenpenny is the sound of the guy snoring lol.
Lmao 🤣🤣
@Just Had A Floorgasm And having phantasies about Sweet too.
Lmao
1:21:16 SWEET
@@savidge8854 same
29:08 "I can't hold it any longer!" *unload minigun*
Yeah I know that feeling
We have a winner here @Moolinyan
I loved that part lmao
best part xD
Well the minigun is a heavy weapon lol
3:28:28 When you sit in your grandpa's living room and only thing you can hear is an old clock
THE RED LINE
D:
OMEGALUL HES KILLING THEM HERE
i have been playing san andreas for years and i wasnt even aware it was possible to leave bloody tire marks in this game D:
@@eusouocarameuirmao This game Is still surprising even after so many years
looooooooooool the dead bodies
OMG SO TRUE AHAHAHA
3:34:09 *_T E N P E N N Y_*
10 penny
BaconBoi 😂😂
Sound of snoring nightmares 😂 😂
cant shit without tenpenny taking interest
I cried at that part
43:54
CJ: "What? Why? How you know about my brother?"
Smoke: "I dunno, homie."
3:29:23 Honestly, after that performance, he had the right to vomit
3:57:51 CJs quote actually fits for once LOL
Computer Enthusiast it’s vision you fucking moron
GODOGE CJ says fishing license
@GODOGE he actually says fishing license because you actually do need a license to fish.
2:30:35
@GODOGE wtf "vision" license makes no sense, its clearly fishing, it even says so in the game dialogue.
and mic quality was only bad in 2004 for most cheap consumer level electronics, there have been fantastic quality mics for decades before this game was made. listen to music from the 50s or 60s, or movies from the 70s, they all sound great.
2:30:34 that fit so well! LMAO
(SCREAM)
Yo im weak lmao😂😂
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
how so?
@Gappie Al Kebabi please do it
8:40 - When you kill good clone, and now evil clone show of...
Hahaha
XD
Sorry this took so long to post! Had the usual copyright issues for 10 seconds of music, and then I left for ESA so it was hard to find time to sort it out but it's all good now! Enjoy
No worries Josh.
JOSH you fucker, when are we gonna see true 100% ?????
Thank you josh for working hard to entertain us :D
Question? You play sa-mp?
2:02:50 the aforementioned copyright issue.
1:14 did you realize the phone stuck on your back pretending to be a parachute ? Lmao
I'm literally crying from laughing so hard.
"Mom, can we have (Shamal)"
"No we have (Shamal) at home"
(Shamal) at home: 3:04:22
yup
Wahi011 lol
When you’re expecting a video game for Christmas but you get clothes
Lol a vortex
0:51 giant plane pulling up at the right.
How tf did i not even notice holy 😂
Lmao At400
@@ArZer A318
1:21:19 / 1:22:02 / 1:23:14 - sweet ringtones, dude, haha
Continuing on from part 1... In an attempt to figure out which missions were skipped in this playthrough, I have decided to catalogue each mission and which mission replaced it. Below, the timestamps link to where each mission is started for the first time
1:08 | Mountain Cloud Boys --> Toreno's Last Flight
2:15 | Ran Fa Li --> Management Issues
7:58 | Lure --> End of the line (Part 2)
15:47 | Outrider --> N.O.E
24:27 | Snail Trail --> Local Liquor Store
39:40 | Ice Cold Killa --> Highjack
46:50 | Amphibious Assault --> Ryder
49:35 | Pier 69 --> Badlands
52:51 | Toreno's Last Flight --> Catalyst
56:44 | The Da Nang Thang --> End of the Line (Part 1)
1:09:11 | Yay Ka-Boom-Boom --> Madd Dogg's Rhymes
1:16:21 | Monster --> Wrong Side of The Tracks
1:19:26 | Highjack --> Jizzy
1:24:46 | Interdiction --> Body Harvest
1:31:57 | Verdant Meadows (Cutscene) --> Ice Cold Killa
1:50:59 | N.O.E --> Farewell, my love...
1:57:14 | Stowaway --> Green Goo
2:02:59 | Fender Ketchup --> Robbing Uncle Sam
2:06:54 | Explosive Situation --> Vertical Bird
2:21:23 | You've Had your Chips --> High Stakes, Low Rider
2:23:42 | Don Peyote --> Supply Lines...
2:30:30 | Intensive Care --> Stowaway
2:38:16 | The Meat Business --> 555 We Tip
2:44:49 | Fish in a barrel --> Puncture Wounds
2:49:17 | Madd Dogg --> Verdant Meadows (Cutscene)
2:50:47 | Freefall --> Interdiction
3:03:30 | Misappropriation --> Saint Mark's Bistro
3:13:19 | High Noon --> Intensive Care
3:18:28 | Black Project --> Wear Flowers in Your Hair
3:25:28 | Green Goo --> Cesar Vialpando
3:31:47 | Saint Mark's Bistro --> Home Invasion
3:39:00 | A Home in the Hills --> Photo Opportunity
3:47:20 | Vertical Bird --> Burning Desire
3:56:10 | Homecoming --> A King in Exile
3:56:32 | Beat Down on B Dup --> Cut Throat Business
4:36:17 | Grove 4 Life --> Freefall
4:43:12 | Cut Throat Business --> Life's a Beach
4:48:39 | Riot --> Up, Up and Away
4:56:14 | Los Desperados --> Monster
5:09:24 | End of the Line (Part 1) --> Lure
5:14:20 | End of the Line (Part 2) --> Cleaning the Hood
5:16:18 | End of the Line (Part 3) --> New Model Army
There are 13 optional Missions in an ordinary playthrough (3x Zero, 4x Wang Cars, 6x Heist) therefore there should be 13 random missions skipped. In ordinary chronological order, these are:
- OG Loc
- Running Dog
- House Party
- Gray Imports
- Los Sepulcros
- Are You Going to San Fierro
- Snail Trail
- You've Had Your Chips
- The Meat Business
- High Noon
- Beat Down on B Dup
- Riot
- Los Desperados
What a strange list of missions I skipped. A lot of really short ones that would've been nice, but then a ton of them what I need very specific weapons for or are really long that I'm glad I didn't have to do.
Legend
A King in Exile (3:56:10) is a cutscene too!
@@PokeHacked For A King in Exile, the cutscene is the entire mission. This is different from Jizzy or House Party which each have two parts, a standalone cutscene at one marker and a mission at a different marker. I use "(Cutscene)" to distinguish between these two parts.
This gets complicated because Verdant Meadows is similar to these two, except the actual mission is to buy the airfield, while I could mark down when he buys the airfield, there doesn't seem to be much point.
Thank you man :)
5:25:50 did you guys heard an explosion in the background ? Lol
1:04:57 that girl saved your ass for that rocket launcher guy that was homing rocket launcher Lol
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Aha türk😂
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3:03:34 - 3:03:43 Still a better love-story...
More gay than jjba
Wtf
Its gay, Ken And Smoke
Ken Smokenberg
2:42:30
Heli: *flies*
Josh: WTF!!
43:54 "What? Why? How you know about my brother?"
Big smoke: "I dunno, homie"
2:03:57 Actually thought CJ made the climbing sound
Fck
3:23:41 That's how physics works... Right?
The sequel! :D
Every way down is just a.... just a what? A SHEER CLIFF! :P
Ive watched that too
carefully, carefully
Dario Casimiro Nope, u're not right.
12:19 homie tries to put out fire with molotov, sets self on fire
2:09:25 damn
stealth kill lmao
3:44:26
Cj: Drives off the cliff
Cesar *THERE GOES MY BURRITO!*
Fat Cesar’s version of Fat CJ’s “My lunch money!” line
There goes my burrito!
Best way to describe this mod / speedrun
3:27:25
4:43 master parking
Ерсултан Кендебай нурсултан нихуя
2:30:35
pretty fitting tbh...
21:25 Nobody thought it was from the Ammunition/weapon skill challenge?
54:02 fitting dialogue
@UZRNQRO7162 74 ....
(Turn those small-timers into popsicles!)
Even the "OK, it's clear" from before
54:02
2:07:03 Maccer doin' the basic stuff
Holy shit LOL! :D
The asian guy 😂
@@li_B4shar_il and tenpenny
Those b**bs are in the back
4:07:51 what a timing
54:05 Wow the odds of that happening, that's even better than if the actual voiceline played
There was one stream he did with the randomizer where the exact voiceline played for the correct time and cutscene, it was around the Ryder missions
Captain Antilles link?
3:23:10- 3:23:20 when the boss come's around and you're trying to look busy
underrated comment
I got a ad
2:04:12 *Man, this place is filled with ghosts...*
CJ: *H E L L O?*
2:05:40
Alright, Ryder, Chill!
Did you watch the whole video? Because it been ONLY 40 MINUTES!
idlewood
Ryder, nigga!
1:25:45 Gary Coleman
3:24:55 the music he Is singing is the same as the honks
Noice
this comment deserves more likes
@@steevmeem8701 o hey tanks
@@Systemoze *eats imaginary spoon* *sucking sound* *pop sound* *looks at camera* "noice"
Sync perfect
1:51:01 Best moment by far lol
GIORNO!
29:09 Well, he couldn't hold it any longer, (Rockstar would be proud of that one)
Now I want nothing more but а «Sweet! Sweet! Sweet!» (1:21:18) ringtone on my phone till the end of days.
5:16:20 what a way to end a 12 hour stream
@@Val0r468 every Zero missions sucks lmao
@@JPJPJP98 that one in particular is the worst
@@sieben8724 and also a little bit dumb and fun mission at the same time lmao
1:13 CJ wears his phone as a parachute
I don't think the mod is responsible for that
7:58 GTA SA Alternate Ending
hi
What an absolute plot twist
One of the homies killed Hernandez?! :O
Turns out Hernandez had an evil twin
ilovescotlandtortoisepeasouppeasouppeasouppeasouppeasouppeasouppeasouppeasoupgiveusatankgiveusatankgiveusatankgiveusatankpeasouppeasoup
My highlights:
5:20 One health
8:30 Back from death
25:30 Strange molotovs...
26:05 Directed by Michael Bay
29:00 Final boss
41:20 Trailer with steering
3:28:08 LMFAO the dead fellas.
5:14:50
Josh: kills a drug dealer over a handgun he is about to use to kill another drug dealer
I used the drug dealer to kill the drug dealer
@@PlutoTheSynth I used the drug dealer to drug deal the kill
Lost myself when last mission was New Model army. A proper boss fight
@DrJayy
Our fight will be legendary.
bad pfp
2:09:25 this is the best highlight of all time 😂
Also you didnt pick catalinas last call at the end :(
Truth : CJ get that combine harvester for me
Carl : Brings a bike
*Mission passed*
54:03 fits in soo well
I have been waiting for this! what a legend!
hey, hygiene technician
looking real technical, gangsta
I couldn't wait and watched the vod already lol. Glad there is a big green timer on screen to find where part 1 left off
O'clock
@@maxhaibara8828 hi
1:32:00 CJ have an heart attack
1:04:56 that woman saved Josh
3:29:26 had me dead 💀
With all that hand gestures I'd say he delivered the vomit quite politely
I discovered this video for the first time and I'll be honest, the comment section with timestamps is by far the funniest place on TH-cam. I spat out a drink laughing. Please do more. This is epic.
Good news if you look at my two most recent videos :D
@@Joshimuz been watching it since an hour xD
3:39:50 Never expected to see a tram get destroyed like that
5:20:07 Joshimuz destroys Twitch chat with FACTS and LOGIC
Original name: facts and glitches gta 5
My favorite moment 3:34:35
Tenpenny
Tenpenny
Tenpenny
Man you jacked uppp
3:28:27
We she asks you to SLAM it deeper and harder
Oh fuck this 😂🤣
ResidentalSleeper
R/cursedcomments
Had a great few hours of watching, action with minigun in 29:08 was the best. Peace
0:30 OH GOD IM WHEEPING XD
Can't believe I just saw 12 hours of some random guy play all the gta San Andreas story missions lol. But nice streaming that mod is a lot of fun.
yes josh is good
can't remember the last time I watched 12 hours of content straight, but that was cool!
3:49:03 It seemed like both Josh's rocket and the Vagos rocket hit each other as there where 2 explosions! 😅
"He had a minigun. All I had was a fucking vibrator" One hell of a party right there
3:57:50 and again, accurate
The green boat is like that blue car in Mr Bean that every now and then shows up to nag him.
WHAT KIND OF LICENSE YOU GOT? FISHING LICENSE?
49:07 And we all thought we were good at this game but this man got $11k dollars by beating the mission Ryder xdd
it was the da nang thang
I've been waiting 3 years for this
@@dyn4291 you really checked it??
H a r d L e a f Busted, liar.
Means literally 0 when the account was created
@@SoulmateFM why?
2017-2018-2019-2020
it's been 4 years
This is how CJ remembers everything 50 years after the game
1:06:57 my new message tone
1:25:00 Check this shit. What do we have here?
Yo, Carl. What up, kid?
YEAH, HE IS A KID.
5:16 - 1 HP xd
28:58 - OMG HE HAS A MINIGUN
1:05:23 - 69 MINIGUN AMMO , NICE
1:10:43 - AAAAAH NO
1:32:14 - Suicide xD
2:30:33 - SCREAM
2:57:35 - Whats in this hangar ? xd
3:01:35 - Whats in hangar ? 2 xd
3:09:00 - Doing freefall without plane xD
3:43:09 - T E N P E N N Y
3:36:42 - Whats in hangar ? 3 xd
29:40 Haven't you heard of the old saying "Don't bring a vibrator to a minigunfight?"
Man, screw Pirates In Men's Pants. 3:03:05 was like - Ken In Smoke's Pants, haha
Just finished part 1 last night and was wondering when you'd upload the rest. Perfect timing! 👍
8:40 Top best anime plot twists.
Nobody:
Josh: _Doodododododoooo_ 🎵🎵
Also weeeeeee
Nobody: you using this dead meme that was made 2 years ago
not funny
*Mcdonalds theme*
This is actually 1980's nintendo theme
27:06 Hi Katie Zhan!
2:17 Damn! Hahahaha
2:49:00 Josh being British
You misspelled right
2:09:27 Have your favorite snack COMBAT SHOTGUN
3:16:06 holy shit it's the Ford GT40 Gulf livery
19:54 so most highly pro
Two things I've learned from this video
1. Clapping is just high fiving yourself
2. Sweet Sweet Sweet
1:20:08 accurate
this comments needs to be up higher
Josh kinda missed it while talking
holy shit haha
4:02:25 the cops open and close the door along with the beat
2:26:05 I've always wondered that if Josh was part of that run. It was the first time I really looked into speed running and thinking it was insane. Now I watch it as a pastime and still think it's insane.
1:24:54 the most cursed cut scene, stripper penny and sweet truth smuggling weed
3:19:48
The door is open, Master.
3:03:34
I can feel the weight of someone's weapon.
2:30:35
AAAAAHHHHH!!
Hahahaha 😆
3:37:22 i fricking guessed right
29:20 That's an interesting set of weapons, a vibrator, the night goggles and the largest barrel in the game :)
LOL Nice Dodge 😂 2:37
3:03:30 Big Smoke weapon :D
Only Josh could make me sit down and watch all this
"Head for the first corona". How about no
1-5 seconds of silence
Josh: Pa-pa-pa ra-ta-ta
Ta-ta-ta-ra-ra
-Hey how you know about my brother?
-I dunno homie