Funny thing is, I think hardly any of that colour list is available for money. You unlock it all with requisition which you can only earn through gameplay, it can’t be bought.
There was a bit of fanart of one female soldier offering a bow to a dreadnought. Despite that portrayal, I decided it would be badass if the giant mech unironically accepted the gift.
Repeat after me, "this may be cool, but I will never spend money on Games Workshop plastic. Games workshop does not deserve my money. Games Workshop is too expensive. Games Workshop does not work to realize potential. Games Workshop loves only one of its own factions. Games Workshop does not respect its customers. Games Workshop hates creators."
*not me, setting up a 3d print job for OnePage Rules' Grimdark Future Robot Legions for my son* If only there were a less-expensive alternative that actually cared about their customer base and released their rulebooks and army list books for *free* and had low-cost options for both paper standees and .stls, and 'still cheaper than GW' print-on-demand minis. What a tragedy.
Blue: (as though repeating a phrase at an AA meeting): 'I am well adjusted and have no need for minis.' Me: (listening to the full video as I paint a Wraithlord, suddenly looking up) Well, that seems uncalled for. Also, unconvincing!
The sound bite that plays in the first second or so. It is the Gooseworx remix of the song "Song that might play when you fight Sans" from Undertale, sped up to 1.5x speed. It only took an hour.
"Why are all your minis colored dark red?"
"My blood is the only paint I can afford after sacrificing everything else to purchase them."
Blood turns brown after about a day.
blood for the blood god
maroon red/black.
"But don't worry, I didn't have to hurt myself to access the blood!"
"...what"
“BROTHER, I REQUIRE A FIT CHECK BROTHER.”
Brother, HELP! i've become stuck in this slaaneshy drier machine trap!
Using the Raven Guard chapter symbol: Free
Using the Raven Guard main colour: That's gonna cost ya.
Yep, this is 100% a GW game.
“I am well adjusted and have no need for minis” - Accurate recreation of me days before dropping hundreds of dollars on my first army.
Coulda been worse.
Coulda been a titan. One of those will cause you a year's worth of utility bill.
"I do not have the correct matte white for my left ass cheek brother; my fit is ruined."
They really out here making a virtual equivalent of the average "just starting the hobby" experience.
“That’s what we all thought once” 😂
I resent that statement!
I have NEVER thought myself to be well-adjusted, Red
that is true
I feel attacked, and I don't appreciate it.
Positive thing is that you will never experience one of most fundamental experiences of painters in the game, spilling you nuln oil all over.
Funny thing is, I think hardly any of that colour list is available for money. You unlock it all with requisition which you can only earn through gameplay, it can’t be bought.
OSP shouldn’t have to pay in-game money for shades of red and blue.
The remix of Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans is really the cherry on top.
For hecc'n real
"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to the bank accounts, not leave them in darkness!!"
I look forward to seeing Blue's first army. The Vibe Marines of Neo Venice.
After 5000 installments, you will have saved 50 bucks on the extra penny. Somebody tell me I’m not the only one who did the math
There was a bit of fanart of one female soldier offering a bow to a dreadnought.
Despite that portrayal, I decided it would be badass if the giant mech unironically accepted the gift.
"BROTHER! IS THIS DRIP OR DROWN?!"
At least this isn’t real money, it’s just a progression track in game. Real Warhammer will devastate your wallet, this is just an incentive to play.
Sadly the insanely repetitive selection of like 9 missions kinda kills the incentive.
"Gooood, let the paint flow through you."
Embrace it, Blue. Resistance is Futile, Brother.
lol, Always tragic when you see someone take their first hit
Yeah. And for this piece of crap of a game.
@@faenethlorhalienI mean if you don’t like it that’s fine but plenty of people enjoyed the game myself included
Am I the only one suddenly tempted to mail the PO box one of them 3-infernus-marines-plus-some-paints boxes, as a little Christmas prank?
I made everyone look like Buzz Lightyear. White green a little bit of purple and you’re good.
As a person who never engaged with 40k before in any capacity, this is an approximation of my first 40 hours of Space Marine II.
Repeat after me, "this may be cool, but I will never spend money on Games Workshop plastic. Games workshop does not deserve my money. Games Workshop is too expensive. Games Workshop does not work to realize potential. Games Workshop loves only one of its own factions. Games Workshop does not respect its customers. Games Workshop hates creators."
Get gunpla instead.
AMEN!
*not me, setting up a 3d print job for OnePage Rules' Grimdark Future Robot Legions for my son*
If only there were a less-expensive alternative that actually cared about their customer base and released their rulebooks and army list books for *free* and had low-cost options for both paper standees and .stls, and 'still cheaper than GW' print-on-demand minis. What a tragedy.
@@avatarofaiyel Battletech is a lot cheaper than GW too. Very different game, though.
Blessed is the wallet too heavy for budgeting
Blessed is the wallet too small for frivolity
Laughs in 3D printer 😅
Realizes i still need paint.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Worst part is you have to use official minis for anything even remotely sanctioned.
I think you just made the Necropolis Hawks chapter, cool
No one tell Blue he could just play kill team instead of forking out for an entire army 😂
Should we tell them what happens when Astartes try gold as a main color?
Blue: (as though repeating a phrase at an AA meeting): 'I am well adjusted and have no need for minis.'
Me: (listening to the full video as I paint a Wraithlord, suddenly looking up) Well, that seems uncalled for. Also, unconvincing!
Perfectly replicating the experience of painting each part of a minifig down to the tiniest detail.
Song that might play when you go into debt because of minis
This is why I play kill team
I don't spend 40k on a full army
The sound bite that plays in the first second or so. It is the Gooseworx remix of the song "Song that might play when you fight Sans" from Undertale, sped up to 1.5x speed.
It only took an hour.
Oh lord. I feel this.
I hate their pots. They are fine only for shade and contrast paints, otherwise I will get colors from other firms.
Even in Debt, we still Serve!
"Only in bankruptcy does duty end!"
Hey, I smell a Gooseworx cover!
Oh hey I actually recognize the background music for once
whats this STMPWYFS cover?
Anyone else got Doctor Doom vibes from this?
Careful not to be _too_ original with your funny space marine, GW might take it down under their Zero Tolerance Policy
THERE WARHAMMER NERDS TOO?
We welcome you to our crusade!
Plastic crack to pixel meth
It's really hard to 3d print your own in game assets.
Raven guaaaaaard
Love this
I'm early??? Also yup that's accurate...
Pretty sick 👌
Oh my, the microtransactions are probably making them stupid amounts of money :D
😂
I love it your the best
48 mins😅
generic. in every insulting sense of the word 🤔🤷♂️