Jurassic World Dominion Kinda Sucks - Let Me Explain
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Let Me Explain the finale to Jurassic World
0:00 - Intro Review
2:05 - SPOILERS
JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION:
Director: Colin Trevorrow
Writers: Emily Carmichael, Colin Trevorrow, Derek Connolly, Michael Crichton (Book)
Stars: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, The T-Rex
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A glaring problem with this movie is by the time the third act kicks in there's like 9 protagonists who you know for act aren't gonna get offed so there's absolutely NO tension at all. All the "close calls" fall completely flat.
I only watched it about an hour ago but I'm struggling to remember if any named characters actually died besides the minor villain at the start and the main villain at the end? Two named characters. Zero good or even neutral characters.
No main or secondary character dies. Not the right-hand man to the villain who was good all along and proved himself, not Wong in a redemption arc, not any of the old guard, not the new pilot who we grow attached to pretty quickly and is always in dangerous positions, not Owen who serves very little character purpose in this and could be a nice twist kill, not even Claire who argued with Maisie a few times and might die saving her and reminding that she really does love her. Really almost any character *could* have been killed off to service the story (except maybe the kid), but none are. No one who isn't immediately expected to die actually dies.
Besides the main villain I don't think any dinosaurs kill anyone after the midpoint. Which is *wild*.
THIS
i kept thinking while watching it how it would be great if chris pratt just got chomped
I actually thought they might kill some people for fun since it’s the last one
It was so bad I didn’t even finish it
the funniest part of the movie is when ellie made the sliding into her dms joke and the whole cinema was literally dead silent BAHAHAHAHA
Yeah as a original fan of JP this movie def disappeared lol they tried to make this a comedy with Locusts 🤦♂️🤣
@@t99155 you’re hating for no reason
@@t99155 I’ve seen all the movies, and honestly the movie was not that bad. I’d say I enjoyed it more than the other Jurassic World movies (maybe tied with Jurassic World). It’s not as good as the original trilogy, but I’d say it’s still a good movie that you can enjoy with relatively minimal distractions if you aren’t taking the movie too seriously.
@@biblemansings yeah I would say tied with Jurassic world too, but still could have been better written imo..it had its moments but overall not that I had crazy high expectations but wasn’t as good as I thought it would be
It almost seemed like intentional cringe, and it's funnier that way
Till this day, I have no idea why the characters in the World trilogy thought it's a good idea to rebuild the park after the original park became a total disaster
For profit and power
That and the total idiots who thought they could militarize dinosaurs... That made me facepalm so hard when it was brought up in the first world film
@@compatriot852 yeah that was a stupid reason using dinosaurs as military weapons. I mean militaries don't train lions, tigers or alligators to be their sidekick, why the hell go forward with a dinosaur?? Whenever they use a military subplot for the dinosaurs, that's the moment where I really hate the stupidity of the writing
@@15Candles and constantly creating a park or a haven where they can control things, only for it to be destroyed afterwards. Like, it happened twice already. What makes them think they’re about to succeed anyways,
Not only did they build a zoo full of kaiju level monster that can wreck havoc on the human population. They also have the same hubris and complacency that let's them loose and cause problems.
As a huge Jurassic park fan I think the main problem with the last couple movies is how the dinosaurs feel put aside. In the first movie the main villains were the dinosaurs. All the characters were worried about was getting away from the dinosaurs. Sure there was nedry who was kinda the villain but he was far from the characters main worry in the movie. But in the last movie and especially this one, it feels like the characters are more worried about taking down a bad scientist and dinosaurs are just in the way a little bit. It feels more like mission impossible with dinosaurs on the side instead of people only trying to get away from dinosaurs. If you read a description of the first movie, it would say people trying to get away from dinosaurs. If you read the description of this movie it would say people trying to take down a company that is money hungry because they genetically modified locusts to be larger which will cause world hunger, oh ya and there’s dinosaurs. I think the series just has to go back to its roots.
Good take 👍🏼
i mean yeah sure but we already had 3 movies exclusively about people running from dinosaurs on an island… that trope is tired, dead and boring by now. be happy they try to do something else (even tho they could do it a LOT better ofc)
Wether you like it or not, the first Jurassic World does all of that, even if it felt like a carbon copy of JP, but it's still miles better than JWD. Even critically (hate it or not).
Yep. At this point, the series has essentially just become the Sci-Fi channel films, only with big budgets and actors that have more notoriety. In fact, I'd go as far to say that everyone after the 1st was essentially that.
I agree.
When the Dino said “I’m the joker baby” the audience exploded in applause. Great movie
It was such a disappointment, some places the cgi is bad, they made the timeline very confusing or messed up, it was kinda rushed, and they didn’t bring back the fan favorite dinosaurs like the spinosaurus, the velociraptors from site b, and etc
I thought those lizards in the cave was Spino when it was in the water.
Somebody suggested they have to keep the fake dino thing alive . to please the scientific community & box office $ big returns .
Facts
@@thaiboypsp3000They're Dimetrodons...
One things for sure nobody around 66 million years ago fake science
I can’t believe they didn’t show the prologue, but man I don’t care how bad the story is but why did the movie have to be about bugs, like come on
For real bro, I came to watch a movie about Dinosaurs, and like half the plot is about these fucking giant bugs.
I wasn't a fan of fallen kingdom but they set up humans co existing with dinosaurs only for this movie to be about a raptor and a clone being taken to biosyn where they have their own land of contained dinosaurs just like every other movie in this franchise with the stupid locust plot. I would really just like to see regular cities being terrorized by these dinosaurs I don't get the ridiculous mission impossible stuff they forced
@@Snapmaw right? If only that big thing wasn’t in the movie
Cause they want us to war bugs and live in pods and own nothing and be happy lol.
And apparently dinosaurs are Boring.. Locust thooooo
*YoU hAd OHne JoHb!*
Love how this movie about prehistoric animals living among the modern world focuses more on mutated locusts
Yeah, whats the problem man? It's not called Locust World for no reason.
@@stateIine the thing is ancient insects are a thing. And would be interesting to see. But at least the locust were better than what we got as the actual meat and bones.
At least it was actually letting the characters interact with the plot. Not random and worthless action with 0 purpose or stakes. Almost like its saying its audience cant handle a scene without dramatic music and screaming.
Of course they're an actual thing, I know this but for a franchise that's supposed to be mainly about dinosaurs, they focused on the locusts way too much and in my opinion should not have been the main plot as it just steered the movie away from what it was shown to be about in all it's trailers
Nobody wanslts locusts as a main protagonist. Locusts took front stage to dinosaurs. Yup its as stupid as it sounds. They butchered this movie
@@stateIine i wish rick and morty do this
Movie was very disappointing, when the rex headbutted the giga into the thera's claws and died, most of the movie theatre was laughing, also heard 3 very audible wtfs as well. Felt very rushed and the plot was a bit of a mess
I'm curious you think this movie is the worst
@@animezilla4486 no, to me it was better than fallen kingdom
@@Broken_-_Beatz04 you know I've been looking after reviews of this movie and I got to tell you it's really mixed some people like it some people hate it one thing I do agree this is the most divide movie in the franchise I do agree with you the movie has some problems but there is something to like about the movie
@@animezilla4486 it has it problems, but it’s a good movie I’d say. Definitely better than the dumpster fire that came out before.
@@biblemansings this is going to be one of the most divided film in the franchise it is nice that you enjoyed it
Dude the teaser trailers for this movie were SO much better than the movie. Like the one where we see the earth 65 million years ago, the one where Rexy is at the drive in theater, and that short film of the allosaurus in the camp ground. If they would have focused on things like that, it would have been an amazing movie. The final fight of the movie was super cheesy too. They’re making Rexy a damn action hero.
Yeah I much rather would’ve liked them to show dinosaurs in society and how they interact with citizens so unfortunate it just feels like wasted potential
@@goat369 “interact with citizens” like killing them?
That final fight was amazing!Idk how people can hate it!
@@captaincrystal3705 it's the way the story gets to the third act was just super rough. It's getting to it that was a bit rough. At this point I just don't care about the new characters because they're very bland
She is
It felt like it was like hey remember Jurassic park?
That is the sole reason for all these sequels lol
I member
Erase all the sequels, Jurassic Park would still be timeless and it's a classic already. No need to milk it into so many sequels. The new generation could just watch the original movie anyways. Spielberg set the bar high with the original movie, the sequels ruined the legacy of the original like the Star Wars sequel trilogy to the original
"Remember that one time.."
Yeah constantly. Even the giga's death.
They were able to get Bryce and Pratt who are fully talented and charismatic but still failed to maximize or even build a chemistry between them mate.
Bryce does not know to act. Tbh
Bryce dallas howard and chris pratt are bang average actors
both, especially crisp earth are beyond average actors
They hired Chris Pratt, yet for some reason they won't let him be Chris Pratt.
They were trying to hide her being pregnant soo bad. They didn't succeed lmao
God man I was so disappointed.
They advertised dinosaurs roaming
The earth, and yet the whole movie doesnt show or put ANY focuse on it.. WHY??
HOW BAD CAN YOU MESS THAT UP??
seriously, but how many movies have done that shit now? where they show a flash of what you're gonna expect then BOOM GOTCHYA!
Have your expectations been... subverted?
Badum tss
The whole Maisie part of the plot was confusing as hell. Wu first says that Maisie isn't a clone, but moments later states that Charlotte Lockwood used her own DNA to give birth to herself...which in the absence of other DNA, is the definition of a clone. And it's not like the writers didn't understand that virgin births are clones because Wu explains in the same scene that Blue was able to clone herself because she's part monitor lizard, an animal species that is able to clone itself in the absence of mates.
Other than that, my biggest issue with the movie were the lack of dinosaurs. The scenes in the beginning were great with the dinosaur ranch, Owen running down and lassoing a dinosaur like it was a cow or horse, and Maisie going into town and the Apatosaurus are interrupting the work site. Also the Malta Black Market was neat...But that's really it... The final fight at the end felt like it was there just because it was required that the T-Rex be shown at leas once.
I would have been fine with the dinosaur era locusts if they showed them as an actual threat, like, show them destroying more things instead of talking about it spreading across American and jumping continents, all in the background. Like, show them eating a town alive including the people, animals, and dinosaurs. But...nope, nothing.
Did Wu specifically say she wasn't a clone? I remember him saying that she wasn't created by her grandfather. I just got out of the cinema and I don't recall Wu saying she wasn't a clone.
if you give birth to yourself via cloning, isn't that just self incest? because you'd be impregnating yourself with yourself? Incest Inception?
Yet again I was robbed of my childhood dream of seeing Dinos living amongst regular city folk. Yea they showed flashes but they still fell back into the old park trope. Come on man. I get it. Theme park. But its a Jurassic WORLD.
Fr bro, I had more fun going on that site they made where it shows encounters than watching the movie
@@stateIine yeah I agree I think the site was a lot of fun to be honest the movie should of focused more on the main land instead of the biosyn area which just feels like another island we could have had a plot trying to solve the dinosaurs causing chaos and destroying the world basically things like battle at big rock were amazing even that short film has forshadowing telling about the "incedent up north" but they never did anything with it why couldnt we of had a movie as good as battle at big rock god damn it Collin and writers all I want is dinosaurs on the main land. Also the beginning of the movie talks about how dinosaurs are a major problem but by the end with nothing even happening to the world we can magically co exist wtf.
@@BuildsByZaeu1 Fr, all of the trailers hint at a plot of stuff focusing around the dinosaurs interacting with society, and then in the movie it starts off with stuff about locusts and then throws us into the middle of mountains away from civilization??
I feel your pain homie and it hurtd bad... bad...
Colin Trevorrow: Giganotosaurus want to watch the world burn
Giganotosaurus: Sleeping, surviving
Bro "big bad"??
Sure. Big. But thats it
what was that whole joker bullshit thing even about lmao we saw the dan thing for like a combined 6 minutes
He wants to watch the world burn in his dreams, he’s to tired to do it himself lol. False advertising at its finest, well done Colin
@@MD-ow3nc I'm fine with 6 minutes of screen time, the problem is how horribly it was used. barely built up besides a short fight an hour and a half in, didn't kill a single thing and only ate an already dead deer, and when it did show up for the finale, all it did was lumber around like it lost half its chromosomes and destroy like a bit of the tower and then leave, go back and recreate a walmart version of the JW ending with the two dinos teaming up.
Weirdly enough the Joker comparison works excellently for the Indominus Rex... who isn't in the movie.
It does kind of suck which is extremely disappointing. I remember watching the original Jurassic Park in 1993 and, as a kid, being amazed at what I was seeing on the screen. As an adult, I found Dominion to be little better than a Saturday morning cartoon. The writing was poor, the acting was almost non-existent, and the structure of the story made no sense. The motivation of the main bad guy wasn't even really that clear and neither was why the original trio from the first movie was brought in. Dominion felt rushed and poorly thought out especially by the time the movie ended.
The motivation of the bad guy was to control the world’s food source (hence the locusts), and to be in control of the world’s genetic engineering industry (hence kidnapping Maisie). The original trio was brought in because Ellie was called in to assist/help resolve the locust problem with that farm, which lead to her needing evidence from Biosyn, as crops planted with their seeds were left alone by the locusts, implying that the locusts were genetically engineered to only harm non-Biosyn crops (in order to allow Biosyn to control the worlds food sources). Ellie went to Alan for help getting into Biosyn, as she knew he’d be willing to help. Ian Malcom worked at Biosyn, which brought him into the plot, and voilà, there’s the original trio.
Honestly, I didn’t think the film was bad at all, but, for the sake of the franchise, I sincerely hope they don’t make any more, as I think dragging out (like the Star Wars franchise) would just be a waste of time and money.
Jeff Goldblum did everything he could, but this was like performing chest compressions on a decapitation victim.
@@christianc.christian5025 To be honest, he didn't need to be in the movie. His character, along with Grant and Sattler, added nothing to the story. You could have cut them all out.
@@christianc.christian5025 Goldblum acts like he was in a completely different movie surprisingly
@@christianc.christian5025 Honestly, I don’t really see why everyone thinks this movie was so bad. Yeah, it wasn’t necessary, but I think it was a great conclusion to the Jurassic films, and getting the original trio back together for it was a nice touch.
This movie is basically when the dinosaurs became a lot more smarter than the humans. Since Fallen Kingdom, I knew this movie was gonna be another mess
It’s time for the lizard people, to take off their skins, cry havoc! And have them riding Dinosaurs, on the the Monday to Friday moon!
I pretty much know at this point that these movies are never going to live up to the same levels as JP and LW but as far as entertainment goes i still find this enjoyable, you just have to go in it expecting a turn of your brain, fun dino movie rather than some critical story driven success story. I would rank it somewhere in the middle, not great but not bad either, just ok.
@@Bird-Birdy-Love the thing is that's what makes it so dissapointing. Spielberg set the bar high with Jurassic Park that became an iconic classic film, because of that many people myself included expected the sequels to be atleast close to that or maybe better than the first one. Basically like Lord of the Rings with each entry being a masterpiece, now the sequels are just mindless dinosaurs entertainment which is fine but really that's not what makes Jurassic Park so iconic. Jurassic Park doesn't even ask you to turn your brain off either right? The debate scene was pretty damn smart and fascinating to enjoy. Even I still don't give a shit about the new characters in this World trilogy because all of them are horrendously annoying and dumb with the leads barely have any chemistry and there's no development in the two leads. Chris Pratt as Owen is likeable but his character was rather forgettable. I wouldn't even be happy if he comes back 10 years later because his character is the exactly the same. The CGI in the World trilogy that is getting better but the writing for the characters are absolutely stupid
@@15Candles At this point i would suggest it would be better just to retire all of these characters and focus on something entirley different. Now that the whole world is infested with dinosaurs there is potential for a lot of dif stories but they defintly think they should move away from both the genetic ethical standards as well as the characters in question as their stories are long done. They should give this franchise a break think it trough and than focus on an entire new story that has almost no relation to what has already been set and done.
Thats exactly what makes a movie CRAP. A movie where you have to "turn off" your brain in order to watch it, *is a GARBAGE movie*
This movie could have been a horror-thriller abour dinosaurs living alongside people, but we gotta bring the kids in, so let’s just continue the cartoonification of the franchise 🙄🙄. I did love a lot of stuff in the movie. Maisie’s subplot was actually really good and she had great chemistry with Owen and Claire, the raptor chase in Malta was absolutely sick, it was cool to see the legacy characters again and the scene where Claire first lands in the dino sanctuary and has to basically fend for her life against dinos were genuinely amazing, but the overall plot and the villain were laughable
So basically the movie is not bad, people just have their expectations set way too high for a sixth film in a franchise. 😅😅
@@CreativeCreaturefx the thing is, Jurassic Park is a cinematic classic, people wanted a Jurassic movie that is as close to what Spielberg brought in the first place, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just shame that none of the sequels hold up till this day unlike Jurassic Park from every single filmmaking aspect
@@15Candles even Spielberg himself could not replicate the accidental success of the first Jurassic Park in 1993. That's why its a classic...and will remain as such. Art can never be replicated and is never meant to be replicated. A filmmaker can only hope that all the ingredients works together harmoniously and a bit of luck thrown in but it's clearly not always the case.
@@CreativeCreaturefx eventhough The Lost World isn't as good as the original, it's still the fact that the original is a massive classic. If an art can never be replicate why in the world they made this trilogy in the first place? Other than making a big money for the studio
@@CreativeCreaturefx well of course I mean this is supposedly the LAST movie of the franchise I mm pretty sure all the fans have high expectations for the last movie of the franchise but instead, we got a movie about locusts and crops and had dinosaurs as side characters to the movie
This felt like a cheap and nasty fast and furious movie.
Why was Pratt talking about the spy heist plot as being a good thing.
I knew this movie was gunna be ass but I came for the dinosaur scenes, all that money they poured into it, they couldn’t have atleast ONE badass fight scene, ridiculous
Yeah. Shit fucking film to be honest. The theri scene was cool but that's it.
@@susiepilled you just mad Gigachadosaurus was living his life to the fullest
Question, wouldn't Dinosaurs be an invasive species and effect the natural order and wipe out all the animals living in the wild
that's a very valid question that the movie was supposed to answer but didn't
Invasive to humans as well...
I mean its one thing to have tiger or leopard come into human settlements and cause panics...
But imagine like a big apex predator like T-Rex....
All it takes is a few hunters with high caliber rifles to clear out the dinosaurs. But that wouldn't make a long movie now would it lol
yeah, i mean. They need tons of food to sustain themselves.
Actually it will probably be the other way around, there are many reasons Dinosaurs didn't came back, most of them probably needed tons of food and its possible they weren't good parents and all that stuff there are many arguments but in a movie they could go whatever way they wanted and didn't do anything with that.
I kinda felt bad that I felt the same way. Took my nephew who just got into it… thankfully he’s still young and enjoyed it.
Man I can't watch this film, the last one's ending pissed me off so damn bad. That freaking clone releasing the dinosaurs into the public because "they deserved a chance like me 🥺". Bullshit. I went to see it with my parents and we all left pissed. This movie should start and end with the three of them being put on trial for crimes against humanity and locked up. All the deaths that will inevitably result from releasing the dinosaurs should be blamed on them.
So you don't know what children are
lol you will definitely hate this movie then because there is zero accountability for releasing the dinos.
mans went feral on a child who just found out she was a copy of a dead girl
Same, I just got out of the movies and I’m in an absolutely terrible mood, the film was written so badly and it felt as if they ran out of budget. The CGI also sucked at some points and the main issue kind of spiked into a different issue. It’s an okay film, but I think they could have done it better.
I liked it more than FK. But u gotta go into it knowing that the writing will be stupid. Story non existent. No magic. But there were a few moments that made it tolerable and perhaps worth a watch. But here a day later im still wondering how on earth has none of the 5 sequels come even remotely close to capturing any of the magic of the original
It was suppose to be a big deal that the dinosaurs were coliving with humanity but they made the threat about locust… I was honestly hoping for like a walking dead sorta environment with dinosaurs everywhere. Or even like a attack on titan theme where we are forced to live in a contained bubble with high walls. Just very disappointed… I really hope avatar 2 doesn’t fail
Dinosaurs are no where near the same level of threat as the Titans from AoT lol. Dinosaurs are just animals.
Some part of me want think somethings really mess up happens behind the scenes. I mean look, first Jurassic World were not a masterpiece by any stretch, but it's still one of the better sequels, even critically (hate it or not), idk why Colin Trevorow slipped on this one.
There had to been some issues. The whole blue and her baby scenes didn’t even fit. Felt like reshoots especially with how bad the cgi was for both. You could take the scenes with them out of the movie and the plot would not change one bit.
@@sev705 100% agreed, I'd say covid is the number one culprit. They should really delay the film and correct things the way they were.
Any movie Jurassic movie that came out after the lost world sucks
Colin won't fuck you, dude
it's so fascinating how in another survival/disaster/what have you type movie, _Everest_ you already know who lives and who dies if you know your basic mountaineering history. HOWEVER the tension is so well done that you completely forget about it being based in fact and just want everyone to get off the mountain. You forget that the mountain has the final say in whether you leave, or stay for all time. They have a whole scene where the camp doc explains what the hell happens at 30,000 ft to your body. If you don't make it down....you didn't pay attention. Or your brain was too fried from lack of O to comprehend wtf is going on.
Something like _Everest_ works where this fails, because of one thing: The tension. In this movie, you are facing literal actual dinosaurs. The scenes with them vs the humans should be intense and terrifying but the human characters are making all the wrong moves and it ruins suspension of disbelief. Meanwhile with _Everest...._ it's just you, vs the mountain. Every choice you make will result in either you living, or dying. There, it could be argued, that wrong moves were made as well that day. Perhaps. But it's easier to excuse because of the location; you're 30,000 ft in the air you are NOT. SUPPOSED. TO BE THERE. Ofc your brain is going to go haywire. So things will be tense. And that's how it should've been handled here. But it just wasn't, so you're taken out of the movie entirely.
This movie’s “tension” scenes reminded of the way that my brothers used to play with action figures when they were 8.
That scene where the little girl was petting the dinosaur? I was like fuck that! Where’s the mom? At the very least have her there supervising. The same way you would in real life if a toddler was about to pet a chicken
What do you wanna do write a fucking essay
This movie is an enigma. It sucks, yet people seem to love it. People in my theater literally clapped for it for like half a minute once it ended.
It was entertaining. I enjoyed it for what it was. Blockbuster “junk food movie”. Bad writing but still fun to watch with friends/family
Most people are idiots... what do you expect
I really likes the movie, it was better than I thought. I don't see all the hate it's getting. The acting was great and the pacing was well.
I love the movie. Don't care what others say everyone has different opinions
It's not people. Those where trained seals.
This is a random point to be so annoyed by but I will never forgive that in Fallen Kingdom they auctioned off literal reincarnated dinosaurs for a measley $3-5 million. There were obviously a lot of unrealistic things in that film but that’s when I couldn’t take it anymore.
That bothers you as “unrealistic “ but not dinosaurs being brought back in the first JP film 🤡
yea that part makes me laugh every time..it's hilarious!
@@HistoryandReviews nah, it was interesting to bring in the idea that dinosaurs could be brought back somehow. Yes, not realistic, but it worked. But, the thing with the money, yeah that was way dumber on many levels. They're so sought after that you're only offering 3-5 million? They shouldve started the bidding at in the tens of millions at least.
@@chefboiardeeznutz9881 i laugh at the fact that Chris Pratt thinks holding your hand out will stop everything and save the world 😂
@@HistoryandReviews lmao I know, it makes me cringe as well
We’re not going to live happily ever after with the dinosaurs ….. yep lol.
I beg to differ
There were so many missed opportunities sadly, definitely should have been more dinos in cities stuff. Being at the facility in the middle of nowhere made it seem like an island again. The giga terrorizing the whole gang was the most intense thing ive seen since the first t rex attack in jurassic park
Yeah, the giga was amazing and had SO MUCH potential. Like I get the whole idea of some dinosaurs vision not being the greatest, but how the fuck do you miss just chomping down on a few humans 10 feet in front of you?
Why should there have been dinos in cities 😆😆. In previous Jurassic world movie the dinos where kept hidden in a mansion because they made a excuse to take them off island just so they could sell them at mansion to rich guys all over the world for military purposes. The dinos that escaped mansion could not be able to go to other cities or other states. Too bad all the money I wasted in watching these movies proved how stupid I am. Even Ian said taking dinos off an island was stupid yet he was working at the dino company🤦🏼♂️
Seeing the trailer and the original cast coming back was the reason I went to see this movie with my older brother who is a fan of franchise. The second half of the movie should’ve just been the whole movie in itself. There was a lack of immersion of the dinosaurs with the people which is what made the movie in 1993 so interesting. There was more focus on the adults and then trying to escape from the dinosaurs to make it seem like the dinosaurs were really the star of the movie. It just felt off like I was still waiting for something. It wasn’t horrible but it wasn’t that great either.
But too bad, all the hero have plot armor so thick even a nuclear warhead can't kill them. no one is injured or anything just some kitty scratch mark. That enough to make me puke. and everyone now is a dino trainer or a Force user.
@@woodyboy6493 because they are FREE AROUND THE GLOBE, MAYBE?!
One of the things I don't like is the mentality of "Well, what you were expecting Shakespeare or Citizen Kane?!" when the reviews are making it clear this isn't good. Look, I get it, and I can actually be a person who loves "crap". I grew up with tons of low budget monster, horror, and sci-fi shlock, I love seeing movies that are so bad they're good, and I still unironically love stuff like Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Batman and Robin, and even Jurassic Park III. BUT, I still think we need a balance of learning to appreciate what we have and asking for more. And I think JP is a case where the spectrum should be more on the latter end. We have had five sequels to a good film, and if you ask me, the one that came closest to being good was the third one because it was unapologetic in being a B-Movie with a sincere heart about adventure. Ever since 2015 we have had to deal with so many of the same problems, getting all these boring characters, lifeless themes, and a refusal to engage with a more interesting idea, and even the pure entertainment angle is off because the effects themselves are usually mid at best and it's hard to care about so much if you don't think at all about what's happening to who.
Don't evolve into a huge stick in the mud who makes those shitty clickbait rage videos whenever a new Star Wars or Masters of the Universe product comes out, BUT at the same time understand that asking for more is something that is valid and perhaps we should do more of. When a thirty-year late sequel to a mediocre 80's action film completely dominated a sequel to one of Spielberg's biggest and most successful science-fiction classics, I think we should use our collective voices to ask for more.
I agree. I have no problem suspending disbelief when I watch a movie like this, especially summer blockbusters. But that means that you don’t have to have a story? Characters you care about? A tolerable script? Editing? How many times does Owen use the force on the dinosaurs? Honestly at the end of the movie, I was waiting for Blue to curl up his claw and have Owen pound it. Maybe have a montage of vacations the two families took together over the years
JP3>>>JWD
Jurassic Park set the bar high, Spielberg did a great job making that movie. I think the sequel was just in purpose to remind us that Jurassic Park exists but the filmmakers wasn't aware that the sequels they're making literally ruined the legacy of the original. The original is a classic, I rewatched it all the time and it's still good enough to be a stand alone adventure movie. The sequels were just rather disposable and forgtteable
@@15Candles Are you calling The Lost world forgettable?
@@W1LDMIK obviously not as good as the original that's why it's a bit forgettable. I only remember some Jeff Goldblum scenes and that's about it. It's not bad but still the best sequel out of all of them. Just not as worthy compare to the iconic original
I'm genuinely disappointed with the movie. It had that scary charm that the original Jurassic Park movies had, but that was it for it. The plot was horrible and what part of the trailers actually made it into the movie or was even related to the movie? They made it out to be this whole dinosaurs invading the world, interacting with humans and then they started off with shit about locusts and shoved the rest of the plot into the middle of the mountains, AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION. Like what?? And then it just felt so cheesy, skip around and bullshit. The part in Malta was okay-ish. I would've really preferred some cool scene with the Allosaurus and Carno chasing after Owen and then he makes like some great getaway somehow and then he SAFELY gets on the plane. And they have like a basic scene with them relaxing, and being like "holy shit, we got away from these two giant ass lizards", instead of this corny ass james bond bs. The prologue really set up for this bad assery scene between Rexy and the Giga, and then they just cut it with the only real build up is the single sentence "They put two apex predators in the same valley" or some bullshit. That would've made it sooooo much cooler. The part with the dimetrodons was so ass, the directors complained about time and then they just shove this group of characters in a cave for 20 minutes before they meet up with the rest of the cast. Like, I'm sorry? What was the point besides having scwawy scene. I loved the scene and the dinosaurs, but it was just so pointless dude lol. THE GIGA WAS MADE FOR SO MUCH MORE DUDE, replace that shitty 5 second scene of the Giga vs Rex and throw in the Therizino vs the Giga and watch these fuckers duel it out like in the 2nd movie between the Spino and Rex, and THEN add in an end scene with the Rex and Giga where the Rex now has a chance against an injured Giga. Speaking of the Giga, dude was 10 feet from the group and couldn't chop at least one of these dudes lmao? Or when he went after Mazy vs these 6 other dudes just watching on the ground lmao, like tf? I fully believe at least one or two of the main cast should have got their ass ate. I'm not even gonna start with the Frozen lake scene dude, that's some Disney princess shit. This was just me though.
Mosquitos would have been an amazing intro villain that upgraded any dino they bit, mixing the blood and mutating them further. It'd also call back to the original. Locusts? Haha. Wait, seriously? Uh oh.
Imagine if regular Rex had better vision but was slower, or the little compies were suddenly growing to raptor size.... I like my idea too much and am gonna write a parody lol
Gene modding an organism after it’s made would probably be crossing the line of how biology works that they’ve already crossed with how physics works. That being said your idea is absolutely badass.
your idea sounds even worse let’s stick to a movie without damn insects
@@MD-ow3nc thank you for sharing your opinion, you're welcome to write an insect free variant if you want 🤷🏾♂️ but I'll write what I wanna see babe, sorry
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 I think we were past the point of realism with the first one in this trilogy which is the only reason why I'd go full on "Rexy can fly now" lmao
@@nailinthefashion not like anyone’s gonna read it anyway
they need to reboot it and make it into a horror movie, slapping it with a hard-rated R because of the intense killl scenes and abundance of blood and guts 8)
Yes, just like the novels 👍
i honestly disagree with you
@@littlebluetank7899 you'd rather have this ?
@@alkezar9542 i dont see anything wrong
@@littlebluetank7899 I don't see anything right either. It's a complete average movie and for me Average = Bad
The overall plot through the movies should of been "life finds a way." Using the same formulas and ideas isnt always the best, especially when you have a great topic like the resurrection of extinct animals. You can easily portray that theme in several genres that have the same world but a different perspective and feel. The only movies i think are fine as is are 1 2 and 4.
jp3 should of been from the point of the view of the child lost on the island, and more of a survival thriller.
fallen kingdom should of been on island the entire movie, with the escape from the eruption near the end. The could of even kept the mazy plot when you think of it as a tragic stricken geneticist that cloned his daughter.
dominion should of been a dino hunter movie when they try and track down all the dinos they imported from from fallen kingdom, and ones stolen from site b. Until they find some genetically mutated hybrids like the endo raptor that makes the wrangling much more difficult. you could still include ellie, ian, and grant as head of the search teams or consultants.
That’s what I had honestly thought the movie was going to be about like how dinosaurs were in the world and they were going to try and wrangle as many dinosaurs as they can and it was going to be like hard and failing and I thought they were going to call them for backup because they’ve had a lot of experience or something
The scene where Grant and Malcolm had to fight the Raptor that had the head of Nedry was my favourite.
Oh my god.... Mars attacks sequel?
What scene do you mean?
After watching this movie I realised the locusts were actually more of the cause of the movie than the dinos and I feel like the dinos were just there to make the locusts be the villains by having dino genes in those locusts. Oh well at least an herbivore got a good spotlight
I thought Ian Malcolm was gonna get eaten but then I remembered, he’s played by Jeff Goldblum
Thought the same lmao, it's the last of the trilogy and Jurassic series. Couldn't they at least killed off like 1 or 2 people?
@@stateIine nah they mcs11!!
Dinosaurs suddenly care for roles!!
Bruh i was hoping ian would have his novelized death. Out of respect for the work. But no, just another copy and pasted scene.
Thing is about death in a JP film. Didnt matter who it was. And death to MAJOR characters IS a good thing IF done right. It would give us a reason to CARE for some of the action. But we know because plot they wont die.
I’m so bored while at the theater watching this movie that I came to TH-cam and luckily found this video to watch instead.
We all want to see dinosaurs existing and terrifying normal people in modern city environments such MISSED opportunities imagine a T. rex in a mall just roaring
That reconstruction of the fossil of Laura Dern was really creepy
Wasn't the whole point of Colin making the third in his trilogy was for the dinosaurs to take over?
Sorry, you watched Locust World, Jurassic World is one room over.
I just watched it with my friends and we was literally falling asleep
Now all I want is Dom riding a T. rex saying “Family”
The next trilogy will be horror themed and opens in space with a Fast and Furious crossover.
Human dinosaur hybrids are taking over with Mazzy being the most dangerous.
Blue continues to exponentially clone her selves and evolve into millions of talking raptors.
It’ll be HUGE!!
Here in San Diego. Probably 9-12 people of a fully packed theater began walking out as soon as the actors were seen flying away to safety in the helicopter. They left 3-4 minutes before the movie actually ended. The vibes in the room were very apparent. Everyone that was left immediately and quickly got up to leave as soon as the credits rolled. No one wanted to be there any second longer.
The movie was horrible lol. It made no sense. Why in the heck was Dr whu even in this film he would really be in jail but yet he's the dino maker at that company like if he got his position back.
I just watched this today, and as much as I know how bad this movie was, I really enjoyed it. It was a mess, but usually a fun mess.
Same! I kept hearing it wasn't good but as a dino movie it was fun.
I enjoyed it too! Lots of plot hole and 'huh?' moments but an enjoyable movie none the less
Duude I can't believe more people haven't used this Ian Malcom clip to describe the newest Jurassic World film. It works so well in my opinion
There were so many action sequences where.. well, they cut out the "impact" of action scenes. One moment is a truck flipping down the street, the next it's sliding on it's side into a building. One moment a character is an inch from death, in the next shot they're magically safe because they jumped or were yanked to safety out of frame. One moment they need to get 6 people up a 30 foot ladder to escape the not-a-tyrannosaurus-flex because it's about to eat them all, but in the next shot... everyone made it up the ladder, and the inconsistentosaurus rex is still just standing there, waiting to eat them. They were out in the open, and just.. one moment everyone's in danger, the next moment they're safe. With no explanation as to how they got there.
The actors are also blind beyond 5 feet. Long subway tunnel with only one exit? One moment there's nothing there, the next moment there's a 20 foot tall dinosaur that just appears out of nowhere. Where was he 2 seconds ago? Why didn't he make any noise? How did he get in here?
One moment Claire is telling Maisie that it's too dangerous too far from the house because the entire world is looking for her, the next moment she forgets all this and lets her leave the house without giving it a second thought.
There's just so many of these plotholes that I just can't wait to see the hour long CinemaSins video on this movie.
Oh, Colin Treverrow, you're so meta. You do subtle yet scathing commentary on the state of the biz and selling out...While you sell out. It's like a movie, wrapped up in another movie, surrounded by a big wad of stinking used toilet paper.
We needed more dinosaurs in the wild
"The biggest carnivore the world has ever seen."
Pretty sure the Giganotosaurus is not as big as the Spinosaurus
Yeah biggest carnivore ever seen, yet it got easily shoved into a herbivore that was blind and was surprised to accidentally impail this massive beast so easily
Waiting for someone to mention the lack of the main theme in this film
Am I the only one who got a little bit disappointed because I feel like the whole plot that the trailers show was that wild dinosaurs escaped and started inhabiting civilization and cities? I feel like that’s what fk was going too but yea I liked the movie just not what me and probably a lot of other people were expecting
Universal Studios, you just need to let the Jurassic Park franchise go extinct, please! 🦕🦖🚫🙏🏾
I want the universal studios to continue the franchise maybe take a break for a while
@@animezilla4486 nah let it rest for the films and move on to smaller projects they can expand upon gradually.
My brother said they left the movie early. Their opinions on movies aren't always agreeable but I feel for certain I can trust them on this one. I will not waste my time, nor have I wasted my time on any of these other cash grabs. Thank you for yet another disappointment.
I think the reaction is mixed cause i saw it yesterday in the imax and people were clapping and cheering through it. It seems the audience loved it
My favorite part was witnessing the Morbasaures in all its cinematic glory. A real spectacle and will go down in history for best moments of in all of cinema.
I really didn’t think Jurassic World can get worse after Fallen Kingdom 😔
The irony of getting an ad for Jurassic Park kindle chocolate commercial
Honestly I WOULD LOVE to see FAST&FURIOUS x JURASSIC PARK movie. Am I alone in this?
(Edit: Fast and Jurassic if i may suggest a name OR OMG! JURASSIC FAST !!!!! OMG I need this NOW)
Jurassic Furious:
The fate of the Jurassic
Only some parts of the movie were good. I almost fell asleep in the movie theater. It’s like after the first Jurassic World movie in 2015, the other 2 film couldn’t meet its expectations. With this movie they barely focused on Owen(main character). They kept giving randos screen time and it bugged me the whole movie. Not to mention it was barely about dinosaurs(just saving that girl).
I said the exact same thing when I was leaving the movie theatre. I came to see Jurassic World, not Locust World. Instead of them having the shitty "James Bond" getaway scene with Owen I would've loved to see the Allosaurus and Carnotaurus bailing through the streets after him while they trample a few people along the way. Thats just one thing, I could go on for days with this!
@@stateIine I hated all the James Bond type scenes but the velociraptors chasing Owen was pretty bad ass. Sadly the finale didn’t have a intense scene like that at all
I am completely baffled at what they were trying to do plot-wise. Holy sh*t it was a bad movie, let alone a Jurassic Park series film. I checked my watch a few times to see how much more time was left before dashing out the cinema.
i wish the movies would lean into the fact that ingen is a super shady company like umbrella corp, and go crazy with hybrids
I think a lot of you expected to much, I liked it for what it was & my son enjoyed it. If you were a fan of the original Jurassic park.. you’ll like this one. It wasn’t perfect but it was fun. the last 40 mins I truly enjoyed and felt like a kid again. I will not shit on this movie just because it warmed my heart seeing a lot of the original cast together again. I’ll say it was a 7/10.. but hey I’m not a movie critic 🤗
Well Jurassic Park is an all time favourite, it's a classic. So it's not wrong that people expected it to be as close as what Spielberg brought to this franchise in the first place. And it's very dissapointing that the sequels took a nose down and there hasn't been a continuation that is as good as the first. If you turn your brain off you might enjoy the movie but if you turn your brain on, it's absolutely pointless to think about the movie since this new trilogy doesn't make sense and it kinda ruined the continuety of the OG trilogy
I agree with you
Same here.
@@15Candles Oh really? Because my brain was on the entire time and I enjoyed it.
@@cryoflare yeah you seemed to be agree here in having a low expectations. You probably enjoy the action scenes and didn't realize that the narrative are so disposable and throw away. Well good for you if you enjoyed but as someone who wanted an actual great Jurassic movie since what Spielberg brought to the table with the original, this trilogy has been a colossal mistake and have so many inconsistencies if you connect it to the original. Not to mention that there's barely any development for the lead character which makes Chris Pratt's character so bland and basic and the villains in this new trilogy that I genuinely hates because they're literally cartoon forgettable characters
The fact that Jurassic Park is a classic movie and yet the sequels didn't managed to hold the candle of what the original brought was horrendously dissapointing
Seems like this was marketed as a horror movie heavily inspired by the 1980s topps trading card set "Dinosaurs Attack!" But sadly what we got were locusts and no rampaging t Rex at the drive in😑 as someone who saw the original park trilogy in the theater multiple times wheni was a kid, i feel cheated and personally hurt by this ending
Do you remember how Star Wars 7-9 was just a retelling of 4-6 with a female instead of a male? Deja vu with this trilogy
By the end of the film my popcorn was gone but i didnt eat it, mustve been the locusts!
It’s gotten to the point where they’re not putting in any effort into these movies anymore. And the runtime was absolutely criminal.
Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movies of all time. I went into this one with low expectations after JW and Fallen Kingdom falling short of what I wanted, and it was still a let down. I just wanted to see two things, humans having to deal with dinosaurs as an invasive species and Henry getting his comeuppance, neither of which happened.
Putting the dinosaurs in a sanctuary in the mountains was essentially creating another island, hence having to fabricate some contrived reason for getting all of our main characters into the same place, which is the one thing I thought we were getting away from, and Henry getting to be the “hero” was honestly obnoxious. I love BD Wong, but his character deserved a death by dino rather than this sad sack who basically sees the errors of his ways and whose earned death was given to a character reintroduced after nearly 30 years that nobody actually cares about.
Spoiler: He legitimately dies in the FIRST book, by raptor. Hammond? Dies by Compy and was absolutely deserved too. Movie let them BOTH live.
I enjoyed the movie, but I didn't go in with a ton of expectations. I didn't even know about the website or see any teasers outside of the regular trailer, so I wasn't disappointed. I got my money's worth. 🤷♀️
Dominic Toretto: ...because dinosaurs are FAMILY👪
They had a tiny clip from battle at big rock in the news segment lol
I loved the movie. Don’t care what the cinema snobs say, it was entertaining.
Finally, another one.
Yeah if you turn off your brain and rip a fat bong before watching it can indeed be entertaining
@@privatewangtheopengineer6889 yeah there we're some Logical flaws. But I still really enjoyed the movie.
That’s it. Close it down. Tell them to pack it up! They’re officially running the franchise down the damn drain. I will not stand for it.
sure it could've been better but it was still way fun. The only thing that bothered me was how little we see the Giga
Blue should have stood on a rock and yelled “NOOO, I am Caesar!”
Y'all better not clone Brian!
That got me
I just wanna see Jeff Goldblum 🥰🥰🥰
Pointing out the interviewer asking Pratt the questions he wants her to ask, and the whole F&F Collab hints in other interviews really makes me loath this whole situation with this franchise smh
The movie for me can be summed up as. Micheal bay for the first half. Then the real jurassic park/world movie begins after the plane crash.
I loved the second half of the movie it hit all the right notes for a JP movie. There were so many perfect little touches and our old cast finally got screen time. Datson even got his can of cream to name one. When the movie ended it felt like it was set up for the next movie, the lost world. Dinosaurs in a lost valley! We even saw the dino from the 1960s cover. I think the ending was atleast a nod to spielberg who originally wanted to the first JP to be a nod to the original lost world movie. If only the ending left us with a john hammond outro from JP: lost world that life finds a way.
It was such a huge disappointment. I love dinosaurs and I love Chris Pratt, but neither the dinosaurs nor Chris Pratt was used in a good way. Chris Pratt’s character was witty, strong, and cool. In Dominion, his character was barely used. Blue was the cool velociraptor. In Dominion, she did nothing. There was nothing good about how in Dominion, both these awesome characters were dumbed down to nothing more than side pieces sitting on the bench.
It really annoyed me that there were no explanations for all the new dinosaurs, and that hundreds more is on the mainland somehow. The cgi was pretty bad in some places. Why was the big bird chasing Claire blind? How was Claire able to outrun the dinosaur in Malta and yet, that same dinosaur was right behind her in a car chase where the car was probably going 80mph. It’s a pile of crap.
Fans could’ve probably written a better ending to the series, much like how fans wrote a better ending to Game of Thrones. Yes, Dominion is THAT disappointing.
i mean. if you watched the raptors actually running, they struggled to get to claire because they were slipping on the roofs and dusty surfaces. brick roads are unsurprisingly not slippery, so its no wonder they could run faster there. the car also was most DEFINITELY not going 80mph. 45 at most. i think you're looking at it the wrong way. its not a "new" story, its more of a tribute to the steven spielberg 1993 version, as well as a way to put an final end on what happens to all of the dinosaurs. if you were a fan, you'd have noticed the countless little easter eggs that either were salutes to the original trilogy or conclusions to the loose ends left behind.
Hunger by ReadingBlueWolf - the JW fanfiction - is better written than the entirety of Dominion
What dinosaur villain? I felt like there was no threat at all. They brought the Dino in the last 30 minutes and was then taken out.
Bruh is it sad i felt the thera had more presence than the giga.
Thanks for the heads-up, bro.
Prehistoric Planet and Mad God, thank you for plugging those
I didn't expect this movie to be great but I thought atleast they would nail some intense dinosaur scenes. I feel like the dino scenes in this movie has copied previous movies but it failed to deliver. I was also confused at times where they were exactly (this may be me and not the movies fault). What was the location of the motorbike chase scene, Bioson company? How did they get from the place where the characters got attacked by the giga dino to the main facility of biosyn?
This movie was better than Jurrasic Park 3.
Laugh now, but I've been waiting for dinosaur wars with lasers on their freakin heads!
Excellent use of Malcom in the intro
1:38 peep the tortilla comal 🤣
I forgot about the mother giving birth to herself. my eyes were rolling into the back of my skull.
Even tho I love this film and think it was hated to much. I completely agree with you, like how tf can a woman use her DNA to reproduce herself? That literally makes no sense. Even tho that plot twist is dumb and confusing, I still enjoyed this movie alot the dino action was insane.
Kinda? It really sucks!
JP 1: 10/10, JP 2: 6/10, JP 3: 7/10, JW 1: 8/10, JW 2: 7/10, JW 3: 4/10. Would rate JP 2 higher if it didn't have an extra hour of run time of a trex going wild in san diego; just makes the movie too long. Never got the hate for JW 2, I thought all the dinosaur scenes were neat and can understand how people very closely entwined and heavily biased would have trouble killing dinosaurs for the sake of ecological preservation(noone knows their responsible for that). JW 3's plot is all over the place with people teleporting from one scene to the next. The dinosaur scenes are hit or miss with the Giganotosaurus doing basically nothing besides people saying it's "The biggest land carnivore" 50 times. Which leads to another thing, there is only 1 death if we don't count the raptor city scene. The only good thing in the movie is the old characters' banter.
I love how they danced around not having the pilot say she was gay.
As a viewer , we expected to see more people being eaten and the whole mess. But new plot ruined it all.
Dang y’all all acting like this was supposed to be some masterpiece, set the bar where it should be yall and just enjoy an silly action movie for what it is. Nothing will ever compare to the original Jurassic Park. All standard action movies use silly logic and let their characters survive ridiculous things, this was just a normal action movie not anything special.
^Couldn't agree more.
First we had a hybrid dino and weaponized Raptors. Then another hybrid dino, but for sale. And now we have bugs
The only thing I liked was the little isolated scenes with dinosaurs, with the apatosaurus, the therizinosaurus and the feathered dromaeosaurid swimming. The plot was trash but I always gave full attention to these little scenes, some of them tried to feel "majestic" but failed a little but still were enjoyable.
I saw all those dinosaurs in the snow and was like, 'Nope, I can only suspend disbelief so far,'
... reminded me of the ice sinking in the first G.I. Joe movie
To be fair, there were dinosaurs in living in Northern Canada, like Nanuqsaurus. Dinosaurs were endothermic, and the last living ones still are which is why you have so many birds living in cold, snowy places.
Movie's still bad though xD
There were dinosaurs living in cold climates tho
Polar dinosaurs existed
Also, it can snow in a place in the winter and reach over 100 degrees Fahrenheit in the summer
Jurassic World Tim Cook Edition 🤣🤭