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  • @dannyPdanelloB
    @dannyPdanelloB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Im listening to this on the bus on my way to school and everyones staring at me cause i keep bursting into random spurts of uncontrollable laughter

    • @lewisheard7923
      @lewisheard7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me on the train all the time lmao

    • @Tinamarie.Adorno
      @Tinamarie.Adorno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me every Monday 😂

    • @excuseme1543
      @excuseme1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stopped listening to it on the subway because of this LMAO i wait until i get home so i can just laugh unperturbed

  • @creese.tee.nah21
    @creese.tee.nah21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    In an almost growl: "I would wrestle ya"

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Joe: “It’s OVER. The church is coming after us.”
    Danny: “It’s fine. It wouldn’t be the first time they came after a couple boys.”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @katk9
      @katk9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ioiioi

  • @vanessagriego7591
    @vanessagriego7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    We deserve more Danny looking into the camera like he's in The Office🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexiamarcott6654
    @alexiamarcott6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    You know the joke is good when they both have to leave the table

  • @projectpylon25
    @projectpylon25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    “You’re stepping on the lord’s petunias.” “Watch the lord’s grass.” Bruh I died😂😂😂😂

    • @emericanprophet
      @emericanprophet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was about to comment the same thing lmao! that part was hilarious!

    • @susansung5082
      @susansung5082 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

    • @projectpylon25
      @projectpylon25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Susan Sung starts around 1:15:00

    • @susansung5082
      @susansung5082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Night Hawk Games I totally skipped the end. I missed out on this gem😭

    • @projectpylon25
      @projectpylon25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Susan Sung absolute gem

  • @MakaylaRose1320
    @MakaylaRose1320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The sexual tension is so strong in this episode

  • @needguccithanks2258
    @needguccithanks2258 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3 years later and this has to be my favorite episode of the podcast 😂😂

  • @meaghans4380
    @meaghans4380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Joes face when he was fingering himself "omg I can go pretty far" LMFAOOOOO

    • @nate6795
      @nate6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meaghan S I noticed the same thing 😂😂😂😂

    • @alisonjones6728
      @alisonjones6728 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meaghan S 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brooklynn5342
      @brooklynn5342 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Reading this before seeing that part is crazy

  • @taylorlambrinos8414
    @taylorlambrinos8414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “What Makes You Beautiful” 🙄😂 get your 1D straight dammit

  • @sweatyrepellant7467
    @sweatyrepellant7467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I was listening to the audio and I needed to see the "I'd be dominant" fight 41:43 yall welcome LMAOOO I crieeeddd

  • @AWildJosieAppears
    @AWildJosieAppears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    “I hate very well-developed children.” -Danny Lopriore

  • @dariusg7044
    @dariusg7044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    It's a Toronto accent and it's hilarious lmfao

  • @Ymills_21193
    @Ymills_21193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Danny’s laugh tho when they both walked off

    • @lesom06
      @lesom06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He sounds like a small child.

  • @BPSpigley
    @BPSpigley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As a Christians who is in my last year at University, this was the most entertaining way of hearing the 10 commandments in all my 21 years of life.

  • @austenhuddleston5703
    @austenhuddleston5703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The iggy part got me. 😂😂😂

  • @stephaniesalgado6370
    @stephaniesalgado6370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’m dead!! When Danny looks at the camera right after joe says “I don’t just turn Indian”

  • @Mackinlygeyer
    @Mackinlygeyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    4 minutes in and Joe discovers he’s a woman

  • @igetbxckets9569
    @igetbxckets9569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Them trying to do a Toronto accent is the funniest and most demoralizing I’ve seen

    • @Watiohs
      @Watiohs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IGetBxckets 😂😂 foreal

    • @Jennaros1ty
      @Jennaros1ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...is that what they were trying to do? 😂

  • @janessa7581
    @janessa7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It’s so funny how joes voice cracks so much that it doesn’t even phase anyone 😂😂😂😂

  • @yeet9923
    @yeet9923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:14:46 this sequence is by far my favorite thing ive ever seen

  • @aliaizq
    @aliaizq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    42:14 Danny's laughs out of scene kills me

  • @MMMM-vh5wl
    @MMMM-vh5wl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    27:17 "send boys to the crib get clappy" I can't breathe

  • @maddierose9034
    @maddierose9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “don’t step on the lord’s petuniaaaaas”

  • @itsazan2077
    @itsazan2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Joe talking like a Toronto man.. is something I didn’t think I needed in life. 😂😂🇨🇦 Toronto mans do be talking like that styll.. I should know, I am one 😂 y’all should come to Toronto or at least Canada y’know *insert high pitch sound*

  • @FutureWWeChamp93
    @FutureWWeChamp93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I never knew Danny laughing off camera will be my new favorite thing 😂😂😂

  • @JBradleyRN
    @JBradleyRN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Just want to announce that I'm at Planet Fitness using this at workout motivation!!! Get it!!!

  • @wecomeoutatdark7569
    @wecomeoutatdark7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I see where danny and joes relationship is going lol

    • @Jennaros1ty
      @Jennaros1ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Danny is gonna be the bitch/brat 😂

    • @wecomeoutatdark7569
      @wecomeoutatdark7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jennaros1ty ONLY because he wants to lol.

  • @SunShine-nw1xe
    @SunShine-nw1xe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Danny: They asked me a bunch of questions, they're like, Do you have any numbnethsss?"
    Danny: I think I do.
    I died. LMAO.

  • @OMGLinnea
    @OMGLinnea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "you're stepping on the lords petunias" dudeee this whole episode killed me

  • @Maria-co7bk
    @Maria-co7bk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    them talking about the Toronto roadman accent is sending me so hard lmfaooooo

  • @kristiaanstolt6931
    @kristiaanstolt6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “Ambagiggity” -Danny 2020

  • @AshleyWilliams-bh2mt
    @AshleyWilliams-bh2mt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Nobody was safe In this episode, including the Catholics.

  • @NILOCX2_
    @NILOCX2_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    41:58 Ladies and Gentlemen we got them

  • @johnkleeman9654
    @johnkleeman9654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Wait but Danny really does have meaty hands wtf

  • @JB.2414
    @JB.2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was listening this while doing my makeup, and when Joe first said “we can fix it” I busted out laughing and spit all over my mirror. Never in my life have I laughed and spit. 😂

  • @samhutchinson5629
    @samhutchinson5629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The song that Danny wrote when he was high reminds me of a time I got drunk in high school and wrote a paper for my English class. Thought that shit was mad good... read it the next morning and it was illiterate.

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I haven't heard Danny laugh that hard in a while on the pod. xD I had to come watch the video just to see them both walk off.

  • @stephaniedylan3431
    @stephaniedylan3431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    wow with all the sounds they made after 41:51 they could make a animated version of that happening lol

  • @anythinginbetween8469
    @anythinginbetween8469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The basement yard is just hours of joe and danny unnecessarily abbreviating random words 😂😂

  • @ayybibi
    @ayybibi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Joe imitating his former pastor has me CRYING😭😂

  • @tuckercampbell2996
    @tuckercampbell2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Dont yank a de pope" might have to be my grad quote😂😂😂

  • @SpookyPenguin71
    @SpookyPenguin71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Yeah, you don’t know you’re beautiful! How dare I forget what that song is called” .. Still gets it wrong 🤣

  • @williamgrande4886
    @williamgrande4886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Canadian accent” 😂 it’s actually a Toronto accent and seeing people outside Toronto try and talk like that is gold 😂😂😂

    • @sttgteh9919
      @sttgteh9919 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Grande it was pretty waste tho styll

    • @williamgrande4886
      @williamgrande4886 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sttg Teh no lie

  • @chilledkarl
    @chilledkarl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    As a Canadian, the Drake segment absolutely ruined me😂

  • @TheStrum10
    @TheStrum10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    dude my girlfriend bursts into hysterical laughter for minutes on end in her sleep, like multiple times a week it's absolutely terrifying

    • @Cseyspncr
      @Cseyspncr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm............ 😳😳😳😳

    • @brooklynn5342
      @brooklynn5342 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      she's dreaming about this podcast

  • @zandicarter5113
    @zandicarter5113 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    23:25 Danny's british accent is so good 😂

  • @xMylox
    @xMylox ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is officially my favorite Basement Yard episode.

  • @thefadingmelody163
    @thefadingmelody163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like through Danny and Joe, I’ve learned more about the male experience than I ever thought I would. Offering personal male-body information is weirdly insightful.

  • @Carnage6194
    @Carnage6194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That “come HERE” part is comedy😂

  • @hbrass25
    @hbrass25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMFG! 🤣🤣🤣. Joe's impression of the priest had me in tears!! This is by far my 5 episode! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mishlooks
    @Mishlooks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Danny’s face @ 23:14 LMAO 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @frankgonzalez.00
    @frankgonzalez.00 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is easily one of the best podcast episodes ever , from beginning to end

  • @infamousstreetco.287
    @infamousstreetco.287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Where else can you find two guys discussing their balls at 7:00 AM on a Monday?

  • @jesshannah6178
    @jesshannah6178 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Danny's laugh is so contagious 😭

  • @ChelseaOwusu
    @ChelseaOwusu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Americans think Drake is faking an accent but that's actually how people in Toronto talk 😂 it's like a mix of patois/UK slang.

  • @divineesotericlove
    @divineesotericlove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You’re stepping on the lords petunias” 😩😩😂😂😭😂😂 sing-mimicking the priest at the end 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DanielleGriffith
    @DanielleGriffith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Who’s going to tell Danny brie isn’t blue?

  • @carolinearias3223
    @carolinearias3223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I sometimes fall asleep to podcasts but I cannot fall asleep to The Basement Yard because I laugh too fucking hard 😂😂

  • @melbeldanielle6845
    @melbeldanielle6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Luv you guys! You brighten my mondays and now even more during the week! Thanku, oh and pls...
    SMOKEY MERCH LOL...BRING IT BACK

  • @haydenconning4074
    @haydenconning4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Danny took a prescription and turned into a soundcloud rapper💀

  • @sarahbaines2888
    @sarahbaines2888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao! This is one of the best podcasts yet 😂 Double walk off

  • @freshfromsa13
    @freshfromsa13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    17:22
    “I would beat the newborn to death”
    Well that will be clipped and taken out of context

  • @SilllyGooose
    @SilllyGooose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "At least put a radius on the neighbour thing" DEAD!

  • @andream5901
    @andream5901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Toronto accent shaming had DYING

  • @manipowers864
    @manipowers864 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of every episode I’ve watched which is…all of them. This one. It’s this one. Hands down favorite ever. Stupid funny 🤣

  • @MMXVIIVods
    @MMXVIIVods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    LMAO that "Candian" accent is literally only people from Toronto

  • @shaniceolan6923
    @shaniceolan6923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am at work watching this today. Catching up on my basement yard, & I fucking died with y'all bromance going to the next level. My desk neighbor had to ask me if I was okay because I started choking on my lunch! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xnataliex2254
    @xnataliex2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You're stepping on the Lord's petuniaaaaas."

  • @Austin1brooks
    @Austin1brooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    59:36 😂😂 the way Joe goes super Italian lmao

  • @marinasprague2219
    @marinasprague2219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who lives in Vermont, I'm happy to hear that one of Danny's top cheeses is Vermont Sharp Cheddar

  • @whodaheck
    @whodaheck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dancing part was the best. I was cracking up

  • @liz91385
    @liz91385 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode is in my top 5 favorites even three years later!

  • @christymooney4380
    @christymooney4380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk why but the organ conversation had me dying laughing
    Omgosh and then the dancing
    I laughed so hard that it gave me a headache....TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!

  • @DuncanPlays-
    @DuncanPlays- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last 45 minutes of this episode are easily a top 5 podcast moment

  • @libratude9595
    @libratude9595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *Joe: **3:40** "Oh through the middle? Just split the difference"? Lmfao.* 😆🤣👏
    11:22 *- Danny: "Do you have numbness"? (Says it weirdly) like he just came from the dentist Lmfao. Like Frankie's "blendour".*

    • @Chea112
      @Chea112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao yesss! i was tryna remember what frankie said.. shit reminded me of that too

    • @MarshyDitch
      @MarshyDitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg what episode was that from again?!!?? Is that “Bed, Bath, and BIG T*TTIES

    • @libratude9595
      @libratude9595 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MarshyDitch:
      th-cam.com/video/04Ks6W8xoco/w-d-xo.html

    • @excuseme1543
      @excuseme1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      blenduuuuh

  • @SirDillius
    @SirDillius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m sick and I really really needed this.. thank you

  • @miakelly4865
    @miakelly4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i relate to joe so much with the whole italian part of the podcast. especially the “gravy” thing

  • @JMV1990
    @JMV1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The amount of fanfiction being written about this episode is gonna be astronomical 😂😂😂

  • @thatgirlwithbangs
    @thatgirlwithbangs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friends going off to basic training today and this has been this only thing keeping me from sobbing my ass off.

  • @JMV1990
    @JMV1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahahahahaha when Joe sings the "friennndssss we can't have thiisss" hahahaha it's so fucking accurate hahahahaha I'm crying😭😂😂😂

  • @mikey2crypto
    @mikey2crypto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂 best podcast ever I'm so happy we get 2 episodes a week now can't wait for the extra yard hoping its Davino 🤞🏿🤞🏿

  • @amandanicole6589
    @amandanicole6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2020 episodes are fire! This episode and last had me laughing the whole time!

  • @dinadina825
    @dinadina825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Learning new pickup lines every episode. This week: Uuh you got that nat fat baby

  • @drewrichards
    @drewrichards 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely lost it when they both got up and all you see is the pillow of Keith sitting on the couch 😂

  • @katemcmahon8843
    @katemcmahon8843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know why the ring the bell! Before mass was given in English, they said it in Latin and a lot of people didn’t speak it so they rang the bell to notify people they were blessing the host

  • @AraeViper
    @AraeViper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The Father sounded like Peter Griffin

  • @shawnfield2587
    @shawnfield2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe's description of how people become drug addicts is exactly how it happened for me, thankfully im following Dan The Man's footsteps and I'm sober now

  • @kristinmichelle2694
    @kristinmichelle2694 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 omgg that impression of Iggy. Fuck I’m crying. Hahaha
    Also, when they were impersonating Joes priest, why did he sound like Linda from Bobs Burgers! 😂

  • @nate6795
    @nate6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad I don’t have to wait another week for this shit ✌🏽💯🤣

  • @jazzye_92
    @jazzye_92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soooo glad I'm sitting in my car watching this cuz Joe imitating Iggy had me tripping so bad🤣🤣

  • @canadianguy8661
    @canadianguy8661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Why do people from Canada do that” I swear the majority of us don’t

    • @ViolentRainbow
      @ViolentRainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't even know Canadians bursting into sudden aggressive Jamaican accents was even a thing, when did this start happening?

  • @johnkleeman9654
    @johnkleeman9654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the best ep in a while for sure

  • @rianneherron9852
    @rianneherron9852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep finding myself carrying on a full conversation with y’all 🤣

  • @shyannehigham8920
    @shyannehigham8920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    favorite episode so far

  • @wecomeoutatdark7569
    @wecomeoutatdark7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I get so excited when i see these uploaded

  • @IXtechncianIX
    @IXtechncianIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    By far best podcast show I’ve invested my time in 👍🏼🤘🏼 also, best episode 🤣🤣

  • @t-mack8513
    @t-mack8513 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05 - 2:45 had me dying! 😂😂 “but does she have stuff” 😂😂

  • @TeeJaySkates
    @TeeJaySkates 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You’re stepping on the lords patunias”
    I FUCKIN LOST IT 😂😂😂😂

  • @christinavega7032
    @christinavega7032 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally spit my soda all over the table with Joe’s reaction to Danny saying the Pope slapped her hand ! 💀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣