Making a bismuth knife to undo an injustice

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  • @kiwami-japan
    @kiwami-japan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109464

    Thank you for making the bismuth knife. arigato

    • @MattTheParanoidKat
      @MattTheParanoidKat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6161

      Kiwami NOTICED IT!

    • @FirePonk_
      @FirePonk_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

      Good job

    • @eddyk3
      @eddyk3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

      Hello. TH-cam brought us both together today it seems.

    • @cynthiacels8051
      @cynthiacels8051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

      dude has 3.43 million subs and they haven’t given him a checkmark??

    • @hareezkaikyou
      @hareezkaikyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Just realize this was yesterday.

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6881

    Nile Red: I needed to do it safely, so i waited a couple days
    Nile Blue: _flips a knife and catches it bare handed, spills liquid metal on the floor, touches metal after it was just blowtorched bare handed_

    • @sup3rshockwav317
      @sup3rshockwav317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      Don't forget *uses a dry whetstone as sandpaper*

    • @Holbytatown
      @Holbytatown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      It's the first time I'm watching these channels, is this a dr.jekill/me.hyde situation?🤔🤣

    • @mrkitloin
      @mrkitloin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Holbytatown pretty much lol

    • @doublex929
      @doublex929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Nile blue: *Double blowtorch intensifies*

    • @levranz1054
      @levranz1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are they differant?
      I m a new fan thats why i m asking

  • @jonasciliento336
    @jonasciliento336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22017

    He may be safe with chemistry but the minute he gets access to power tools he commits osha violations left and right

    • @mikejameson7678
      @mikejameson7678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      Who's Osha? I only know Oprah.

    • @Felixkeeg
      @Felixkeeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1874

      Chemist here. He's not always safe around chemicals either.

    • @polygorg
      @polygorg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      @@Felixkeeg he just isn't save, at least on this channel

    • @buccaneer3071
      @buccaneer3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

      Can someone please make a video titled "NileReid commiting osha violations" and cut it alll together?

    • @greencatdude866
      @greencatdude866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@mikejameson7678
      Stuff about ergonomics and bot hurting yourself if memory serves me well.

  • @AurodiumKnight-of9hd
    @AurodiumKnight-of9hd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2098

    This man sanded with a whetstone and sharpened with sandpaper. This is the one of the greatest knife smithing videos I've seen!

    • @nameibok
      @nameibok 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      lmao

    • @iurigomes603
      @iurigomes603 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      Ten years from now Nile will say "we learned a lot making that bismuth knife video and now see what we did wrong" and will redo

    • @kennybrunton5617
      @kennybrunton5617 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      He didn't even wet it

    • @FerdinandFake
      @FerdinandFake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      He also filed sideways 😅

    • @keilahdugan0613
      @keilahdugan0613 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lmaooo frrrr

  • @faydn3150
    @faydn3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5125

    Why is no one talking about the fact that the safety master himself just spun a knife 360 in the air and caught it bare handed

    • @youcan_change_handle_3june_
      @youcan_change_handle_3june_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      yes on my loose memory he was like SAFETY and now lol

    • @pockychu887
      @pockychu887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      As a person who does stupid knife tricks all the time i can say that it isn't that difficult haha

    • @DemsW
      @DemsW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@pockychu887 it is dangerous tho

    • @pockychu887
      @pockychu887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@DemsW yeah accidentally i cut myself multiple times so XD

    • @Justanotherpsychopat
      @Justanotherpsychopat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I jaw was like on the floor

  • @samuelbiche6846
    @samuelbiche6846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    this really give off the 'work hard, not smart' vibes

    • @anonymoususer8967
      @anonymoususer8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just flash back to all of the violent metal scraping and grinding noises

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Peter Rabbit I think you might be mistaken, it is your neurons that are giving you error 504, so sorry, but you can't haz nerd.

  • @3sty216
    @3sty216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    So no one's talking about how they bought a whetstone set and using it dry then they didn't use it to sharpen the knife in the end.

    • @panner11
      @panner11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yeah...looks like he's 100% chemist 0% craftsman

    • @encryptedmaze
      @encryptedmaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      That’s nothing compared to watching him try to use a file...

    • @3sty216
      @3sty216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@encryptedmaze both are bad but come on, surely you also died inside when he did that

    • @amyv.2130
      @amyv.2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is the first video of his I've ever watched. I was really hoping he'd read the instructions for sharpening. It hurt to watch.

    • @ashefauxe3369
      @ashefauxe3369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My bones cried out in horror and anguish. I've never known such a terrible sight.

  • @nogf42069
    @nogf42069 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1574

    27:17 "the cucumber is scratching the knife" might be one of my favourite Nile phrases ever. The way he says it like a disappointed father always gets me 😂

    • @CrabJelly5225
      @CrabJelly5225 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      It’s a 2.2 on the Moh’s scale of hardness. Your fingernail (if particularly solid) could absolutely scratch it. A penny could scratch it. A piece of glass could scratch it, is my point. It’s incredibly soft.

    • @joses-alt2558
      @joses-alt2558 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The moment I liked this comment, I got an ad :/

    • @Stratocaster42
      @Stratocaster42 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That made me laugh so hard because it perfectly described the abject functional failure of the knife as a knife

  • @thanoshusk1962
    @thanoshusk1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7047

    Nile Red: Makes a superconductor.
    Nile Blue: Tutorial on how to use every tool the wrong way.

    • @jalexoneschanel1356
      @jalexoneschanel1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      He even uses the knife wrong at the end

    • @ettu357
      @ettu357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      The duality of man

    • @Slouworker
      @Slouworker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Chemist's aren't tradesmen

    • @TheNathannator
      @TheNathannator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      practical science vs impromptu science

    • @thats_inaccurate
      @thats_inaccurate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      When he stated to file and said "you definitely need one that grinds off more than this" my entire body cringed. He is using the damn thing sideways

  • @jaquan123ism
    @jaquan123ism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    i like the chaotic energy of nile blue vs the polished clean of nile red

    • @anthrosaurian
      @anthrosaurian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      NileRed is well-founded, thoroughly researched, deeply understood science..
      NileBlue is all of the science that leads up to that point 😝

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too, it's really funny to me

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They're both my favorite TH-cam channels.
      They should do a collaboration.

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      in all fairness, nilered is the channel where he said “this is my favorite chemical, a highly-reactive carcinogen that has a really nice color of blood”

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadycactus6146 it's still polished.

  • @okeydokeytodoroki325
    @okeydokeytodoroki325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6276

    NileRed: we don’t want any impurities
    NileBlue: we’ll just scoop up the dust off the floor

    • @robeatsispain1564
      @robeatsispain1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dust

    • @MathewCR
      @MathewCR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@robeatsispain1564 '-'

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robeatsispain1564 dusty

    • @Malaphor2501
      @Malaphor2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Seriously, I was like "at least put a plastic sheet down to catch some of that to use later..."

    • @dealerofdeeth6043
      @dealerofdeeth6043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i know your memeing but the thing is that most impurities in metal melts off in the slag and skimmed off sorta how water leaves behind stuff when it evaporates

  • @WoodySTP
    @WoodySTP 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +399

    when i saw you drawing it in the absolute center on that metal, i already knew i was in for a treat.

    • @mowvu
      @mowvu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ahaha nobody picked up on that 😂

    • @variable_the
      @variable_the 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I thought the same thing, I used to cut shapes out of paper from the center when I was still little. My father used to scold me on how much that leads to wastage, since then, if anything needs cutting, it goes as close to the edge as possible.

    • @CrabJelly5225
      @CrabJelly5225 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@variable_theyou can still use the leftover shapes though? It’s not really waste if you know how to cut little shapes out of the edges (I hated cutting stuff in the center of pages because I have poor fine motor skills due to dysgraphia and a neurological tremor (I don’t have any weird disease, it’s just a genetic tremor. My grandfather had one, my father has it, and so do most of my cousins) and teachers used to straight up SCREAM at me for not cutting straight. So maybe stuff should just be cut as close to the side in general because it makes less waste and makes ten times better results for people who struggle to cut straight.
      I honestly hate cutting shapes with scissors so I’ve invested in xacto knives. They are dangerous but much easier for me to control. My dad turned me onto them.

    • @ayyymacaroni
      @ayyymacaroni 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@CrabJelly5225 What kind of microplastic-brained teacher yells at a kid for not cutting straight? If I was your teacher I'd be making little cardboard cutting guides 😭

  • @imkabochan
    @imkabochan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6095

    I'm not a blacksmitth, but I'm sure you just made a lot of them feel entertained and horrified at the same time.

    • @skiiiler7943
      @skiiiler7943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Thats exactly how i feel rn

    • @bangskeetskeet
      @bangskeetskeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Im not a blacksmith, but I collect and repurpose old knifes. I have multiple Whetstones and multiple sharpeners...I will tell you
      It hurt me seeing what he did

    • @kleboskjervold-david8549
      @kleboskjervold-david8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Yes this was physically painful to watch but I couldn’t stop watching...

    • @bangskeetskeet
      @bangskeetskeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@kleboskjervold-david8549 well thats the worst part...you think it cant possibly get worse...

    • @gyzardo3648
      @gyzardo3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      My dad is an offshore diver/hobbyist blacksmith so I know a little bit about this stuff and yeah... It hurt

  • @TheMadsteven686
    @TheMadsteven686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11884

    When you get your alchemy to 140 and move on to your Lvl 15 smithing.

  • @milktea3710
    @milktea3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7561

    nile has this sense of impulsivity thats terrifying but admirable

    • @kmit9191
      @kmit9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Weatherproof Guaranteed can confirm

    • @bongothepsycho7280
      @bongothepsycho7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *admirable but terrifying

    • @Alex-co7cq
      @Alex-co7cq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You’ll both love and hate me then, I basically have no frontal lobes 😉

    • @stuarte5027
      @stuarte5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Nilered: lawful neutral, nileblue: chaotic neutral

    • @moby11k
      @moby11k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like me

  • @MCDreng
    @MCDreng 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +264

    Im convinced nilered put all his brain points into chemistry and nothing else on the character creation screen.

    • @just-someone-random-jsr
      @just-someone-random-jsr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      how is this comment not popular

    • @gretholondeporey8527
      @gretholondeporey8527 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@just-someone-random-jsr because it's a 3 year old video. It would have gotten more likes if posted when the video was newer.

    • @13elementbey
      @13elementbey 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😅😂

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gretholondeporey8527 true

  • @benballester8603
    @benballester8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5018

    Nilered: we lost exactly 5 milligrams in the process, a real shame
    Nileblue: ooh my gloves are smoking

    • @tetraploid5000
      @tetraploid5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ahahahah-

    • @Aceig
      @Aceig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @clank0052
      @clank0052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Came here looking for this comment

    • @refrigeratorNO
      @refrigeratorNO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      The thing that I find the most hilarious is that, while they're the same person, they feel like two completely different people.

    • @Aceig
      @Aceig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@refrigeratorNO yeah

  • @brianock2321
    @brianock2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4039

    Nile red: there were some unsatisfactory tiny bubbles in my aerogel.
    nile blue: *drops molten metal* its fine.

    • @meem6227
      @meem6227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      underrated

    • @bournelucid
      @bournelucid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you cant really clean it up with some napkins

    • @kaylynnl6800
      @kaylynnl6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@bournelucid Im going to test this theory wish me luck

    • @ShadowStorm887
      @ShadowStorm887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Also Nile blue:" look at that my gloves are smoking"

    • @talloran7744
      @talloran7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kaylynnl6800 good luck

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5345

    "Chemist contaminates his entire laboratory with bismuth"

    • @paramsachdeva114
      @paramsachdeva114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      K

    • @starcrashr
      @starcrashr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

      @@paramsachdeva114 Actually, it's Bi, not K.

    • @JoicSeth
      @JoicSeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@starcrashr don't assume its sexuality bruh

    • @rainbowdroidman
      @rainbowdroidman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@JoicSeth lmao

    • @Tacheonblack
      @Tacheonblack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well that's just bananas

  • @paavani5337
    @paavani5337 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    nile: has all types of cool axes, hammers angle grinders and stuff
    also nile: doesn't have a knife

    • @cyanideburns2744
      @cyanideburns2744 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's why he made one, duh

  • @anactualonion5137
    @anactualonion5137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33640

    NileRed: Cold, Calculated, and always serious
    NileBlue: Literally a child

    • @Harfie
      @Harfie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

      By “calculated” do you mean “always shaking and moving shit when he gets impatient” 😂

    • @israelmendoza4435
      @israelmendoza4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      😂

    • @purplepumkiin4851
      @purplepumkiin4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

      Correction, A literally a child with money

    • @Kast3rr
      @Kast3rr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes.

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

      nilered: left brain
      nileblue: right brain

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9573

    The difference between goofing around and science is documentation.

    • @marxmangaming466
      @marxmangaming466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yep

    • @ReneSeckler
      @ReneSeckler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      He documented that he can flip an open knife at least once

    • @rom65536
      @rom65536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      So....Jackass with proper lab procedure is suddenly Mythbusters?
      Okay - I'll buy it.

    • @nom6758
      @nom6758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      and a loose utilization of the scientific method lol

    • @fatmarvin
      @fatmarvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and the right tools

  • @mersilvaureus1525
    @mersilvaureus1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3861

    The sheer courage required to even consider following in the footsteps of the Knife Master himself...

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I too, am a fan of the prison shake channel

    • @thebarkingmouse
      @thebarkingmouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yeah the prison shank channel.

    • @TheDeadMeme27
      @TheDeadMeme27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Kumquat_Lord yeah because in prison they also have all the 5k 8k 16k grids grindstones

    • @Lamplit_Stones
      @Lamplit_Stones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He didn't even pull out a cucumber...

    • @fifthtyp3
      @fifthtyp3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@TheDeadMeme27 cinder block, blacktop, concrete

  • @thatotherted3555
    @thatotherted3555 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    Missed opportunity for a "Let's get down to bismuth"

    • @chelseagonzales4294
      @chelseagonzales4294 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Steven universe reference, whoop whoop!

    • @AhDollar
      @AhDollar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it'd probably be too predictable honestly, I seem to remember back in the day, you couldn't turn a corner without seeing a bunch of people spamming it, so it's for the better that it was left out

    • @fem_enby
      @fem_enby หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tell me why i thought this was a mulan reference and im saying it to myself to the tune of the song

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4893

    Watching you using hand tools is the equivalent to watching a tool machinist do chemistry.

    • @stevenoviedo541
      @stevenoviedo541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Is this a burn? Chase it sure feels like one XD

    • @BasilRoosli
      @BasilRoosli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      So true. This is painful to watch

    • @sithticklefingers7255
      @sithticklefingers7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      IKR?! Shoving that rasp file across the knife sideways had me like 😲😖

    • @roxandarveau6188
      @roxandarveau6188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      As a machiniste i can only agree hahaha

    • @lemmebefrank4798
      @lemmebefrank4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      0:38

  • @canttell4687
    @canttell4687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    NileRed: *uses a glass stir rod and magnetic stirrer*
    NileBlue: *uses a fork*

    • @hasanmuhammad6651
      @hasanmuhammad6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The contrast 😂

    • @__nog642
      @__nog642 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can't use a magnetic stirrer on molten metal

  • @bloviatingbeluga8553
    @bloviatingbeluga8553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3790

    NileRed: Let's always be safe
    NileBlue: Let's flip a sharp knife

    • @JamesUKE92
      @JamesUKE92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      This guy is so ridiculously risk averse and then he does that! 😆

    • @kkonstantinosss2
      @kkonstantinosss2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It always surprises me when people do that. My friend is super risk averse and then asks me to dangle her over the edge of over water with sharp barnacles and shit.

    • @Smileyrat
      @Smileyrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Nile blue is his safety flouting alter ego. The evil twin.

    • @WritingMyOwnElegy
      @WritingMyOwnElegy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      me at work vs me at home

    • @MaryKurosawa
      @MaryKurosawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *throws beaker across the room*

  • @BurnedLeo
    @BurnedLeo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    05:54 "This is a bit of a failure"
    (2 seconds later) : "I was never concerned I knew it'd work"
    Humans are funny creatures 😂😂

  • @kgallchobhair
    @kgallchobhair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    NileRed: makes aerogel and superconductors
    NileBlue: buys a knife instead of rotating the image

    • @amystrader5139
      @amystrader5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the dimensions of a paper are smaller than the knife he ended up making so even rotating wouldn’t have made as big of a knife as he ended up with

    • @waterunderthebridge7950
      @waterunderthebridge7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean he could’ve cut the image in two, printed them out separately and then glued them together...

    • @S_Black
      @S_Black 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amystrader5139
      He could have used bigger paper

    • @imperialrecker7111
      @imperialrecker7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@S_Black lol

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@S_Black or made a smaller knife

  • @mattgolman
    @mattgolman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

    NileRed: I did 10 washings to make sure it was very pure.
    NileBlue: Oh, yeah, let's just scoop up the dust from the floor and put it in the middle.

    • @OfTheiAm
      @OfTheiAm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just realized that now.

    • @ezgolf1764
      @ezgolf1764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @TacticalMoonstone anyone that i’ve seen commented here that i really like:
      Nilered: Left brain
      Nileblue: Right brain

  • @nataliacam3811
    @nataliacam3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6042

    "You kind of just stop thinking about anything, and the pain goes away." -BlueNile 2020

    • @3dyoshi_
      @3dyoshi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      2020 in a nutshell

    • @NerdOracle
      @NerdOracle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Eventually, Nile stopped thinking...

    • @adr2215
      @adr2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@NerdOracle i expected this type of comment

    • @NerdOracle
      @NerdOracle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@adr2215 Jojo is inevitable

    • @thecrow5961
      @thecrow5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's true when making something it's meditation but with fire,fumes,dust,and sharp things

  • @shinylugiagames270
    @shinylugiagames270 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    i like how when nigel is about to flip the knife, he says "should i risk it?" but reggie, instead of saying its dangerous, says "do we have another one?"

  • @casey-capri2914
    @casey-capri2914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    The mixture of chemistry knowledge and absolute ignorance is what makes this channel so damn special

    • @burritouzumaki.
      @burritouzumaki. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000 like

    • @user-zz3sn8ky7z
      @user-zz3sn8ky7z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      People like Nile are the reason why Inteligence and Wisdom are separate stats in RPGs

    • @burritouzumaki.
      @burritouzumaki. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-zz3sn8ky7z lmao ikr

    • @KatsuKasuu
      @KatsuKasuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@user-zz3sn8ky7z he's reading this comment like, I've never been so offended by somthing I 100% agree with.

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "What's the shape of a knife?"
      "I don't know. We have to buy one!"
      "This big organic molecule; I wonder about its geometry..."
      "That's easy let me draw it from memory for you."

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "You just kinda stop thinking about anything and the pain goes away"
    The pain of watching him using the file like that is never going away.

    • @benjaminmiller3620
      @benjaminmiller3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah....

    • @Convolutedtubules
      @Convolutedtubules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel this pain also...

    • @Some._.Random._.Person
      @Some._.Random._.Person 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are you supposed to use it?

    • @The4stro
      @The4stro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Some._.Random._.Person smooth long strokes away from your body with the handle towards your body (trust me, i have to specify that the handle must be towards your body, i had an idiot in my toolmaker class that had the handle on the other side). it's not circles or fuckin sideways. i bet there are a lot of videos explaining how files work and how to use them

    • @eminatorstudios
      @eminatorstudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i still cringe at the thought of the jewelers saw. Looked like there was no tention on the blade

  • @lillythepone2994
    @lillythepone2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17403

    Alternative title: “Nile uses tools incorrectly for 30 minutes”

    • @zeek7382
      @zeek7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      I was cringing the entire video

    • @borisssman
      @borisssman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

      I don't know he nailed the hammer!

    • @ARandomCustodian
      @ARandomCustodian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@borisssman ahh I see what you doing . So punny. I die laughing. I dead now.

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Im a trained toolmaker... And seeing nile mishandling that hecksaw and the files made want to shout at him...

    • @Kalanchoe1
      @Kalanchoe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@MrManniG the files really made me die inside 13:09 XD

  • @Nath-Nath-09
    @Nath-Nath-09 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love how nilered is actual conventional chemestry stuff and nileblue is where his adhd takes over and he does whatever comes to mind like buying hotwheels (btw my brother would kill for those)

  • @kahuna_6424
    @kahuna_6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    That “wire cutter” is a jewler’s saw. Those blades break often and you shouldn’t feel bad for snapping it
    But the whet stone use made me cry

    • @carbon5362
      @carbon5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This video made me laugh, I enjoyed.

    • @williamforbes6919
      @williamforbes6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A coping saw would have been perfect, nearly the same abilities but with an appropriately sized chip load. Harder to break to boot.

    • @reekymirror6764
      @reekymirror6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@williamforbes6919 I thought it was a coping saw to begin with

    • @williamforbes6919
      @williamforbes6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reekymirror6764 For a second I was questioning my sanity when he rotated the saw without changing his direction of cut. Lol

    • @thomasdevlin5825
      @thomasdevlin5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "That was the only one we had!" that part killed me

  • @killermoose
    @killermoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9331

    As a blacksmith, I'm torn between laughter and crying

    • @lindzeesouperocd7558
      @lindzeesouperocd7558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

      Why do you have to be black? Why can't you just be a smith?

    • @bramby9055
      @bramby9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      coal reasons

    • @beowulf2772
      @beowulf2772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Bruv I just watch blacksmith videos and I feel the same XD

    • @johnardbeg6381
      @johnardbeg6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      A blacksmith works non-precious metals. A silversmith works silver. A goldsmith works gold. A tinsmith works tin.

    • @wickedcabinboy
      @wickedcabinboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@lindzeesouperocd7558 - in context a smith is a synonym for blacksmith.

  • @teacup4561
    @teacup4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3984

    going from nile red to nile blue is like discovering a whole new chaotic side to the professional science man you were accustomed to

    • @JulieWallis1963
      @JulieWallis1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I hadn’t even realised I’d moved from Red to Blue, I was too busy enjoying. 😃🤫

    • @Wildfruit6105
      @Wildfruit6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JulieWallis1963 me neither lmao

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Nile Red: your chem teacher in lab herding students
      Nile Blue: your chem teacher unsupervised

    • @Ziggerath
      @Ziggerath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "is like" ? thats exactly what this is lol

    • @I_isBored
      @I_isBored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JulieWallis1963 you can tell cause he’s like a whole new person on nileblue

  • @simpingshrimp4791
    @simpingshrimp4791 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    0:27 Aww... He's sad the Bwismut Kwife got destwoyed. :3

  • @PraiseJesus69
    @PraiseJesus69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    I like the part where he’s a brilliant chemist, but doesn’t realise you could angle the picture to print out in full.

    • @Spit823
      @Spit823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Or lay the stencil on the edge of the metal so he doesn’t need to make a cut along the entire long edge

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      People are good at different things lol

    • @amygenaille7863
      @amygenaille7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well hes a chemist not a editor or a handyman.

    • @amygenaille7863
      @amygenaille7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plus hes still a freakin child go easy on him.

    • @Neko42069
      @Neko42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@amygenaille7863 he's 30 iirc

  • @fartmaster0707
    @fartmaster0707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4053

    NileRed: So the transparent wood wasn’t invisible, so we have to start again.
    Nileblue: ..can we just glue crystals onto the knife? that’s counts right?

    • @paulolsen2197
      @paulolsen2197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      why are there no replies?

    • @doyouknowbts8748
      @doyouknowbts8748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paulolsen2197 idk man-

    • @al3xa723
      @al3xa723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@doyouknowbts8748 SAME DAY HELL YEA!

    • @naveednawwaf
      @naveednawwaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@al3xa723 lol

    • @wangkaren4070
      @wangkaren4070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naveednawwaf lol

  • @saugesmith2760
    @saugesmith2760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4737

    NileBlue: Lab safety is important
    Also NileBlue: Dual wielding torches, touching hot metal, and flipping knives

    • @f1ringfed
      @f1ringfed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Dual*

    • @saugesmith2760
      @saugesmith2760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@f1ringfed You are correct my good sir, thank you for fixing my terrible spelling

    • @miserirken
      @miserirken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      No no, NileRed is the one who goes safety first.

    • @neonlights_12
      @neonlights_12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      NileBlue is curving toward big Michael Reeves energy

    • @MatthijsvanDuin
      @MatthijsvanDuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "Look at that, my gloves are smoking!"

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love the blue-purple color that the Bismuth makes.

  • @theRx
    @theRx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    "Using the same process that Kiwami did"
    Not even one cow-shaped creamer smh

    • @japalocoturbo
      @japalocoturbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Right? Where's the murderer atmosphere.

    • @Ghost-1_4_1
      @Ghost-1_4_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Where’s the dog ? Where’s the doll ? Where is all the unnecessary step like doing a coffee but somehow matters in the end

    • @SweetKiren
      @SweetKiren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Smh

    • @vampvhs
      @vampvhs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your pfp goes with this

    • @papasscooperiaworker3649
      @papasscooperiaworker3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what is a cow shaped creamer

  • @felipemisawa5458
    @felipemisawa5458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    To anyone interested why it took Nile so long:
    1) Stones aren't for grinding, they are for sharpening and polishing
    2) When filing, you never want to go across the file, you always want to go along the file
    3) Use both hands when sawing. One pushes and the other pulls... it's almost like half of the effort
    4) Also when sawing huge chunks, try to saw vertically, so you have your bodyweight to help you

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Yeah, I sharpen my own knives for work. Watching him use those stones was painful. Good video overall though.

    • @Qallyx
      @Qallyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Confused on point 3, how do you use both hands?

    • @wheelskeleton5648
      @wheelskeleton5648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Qallyx use 1 hand on the handle to pull and the other to put pressure on the blade

    • @bobssmarly1812
      @bobssmarly1812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or just use that angle grinder with a stone and get it done in 15 mins ;)

    • @felipemisawa5458
      @felipemisawa5458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bobssmarly1812 That works too hahaha :)

  • @slippinjenny7410
    @slippinjenny7410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Going from NileRed being meticulous and careful and editted to NileBlue just fuckin around is such whiplash

  • @drakencroger5103
    @drakencroger5103 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This was the perfect video for The Bismuth Smith to sponsor. This video really shows how hard it is to get bismuth to look good!

  • @jacksim5759
    @jacksim5759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    "I keep dropping little metal drops." is the most adorable and OSHA-violating sentence i've ever heard, you're a gem

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @josiahhenson4550
      @josiahhenson4550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You don't work for a living do you?

    • @the11382
      @the11382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What doesn't violate OSHA?

    • @numnut1516
      @numnut1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the11382 spilling bismuth doesn’t violate OSHA... that’s about it though

    • @occupymars4040
      @occupymars4040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OSHA 😂😂😂

  • @hi3367
    @hi3367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4465

    there’s something so funny about him chaotically scuttling around the lab like the mad scientist he is

    • @Punchy-Mango
      @Punchy-Mango 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Scuttling is the perfect word here, omg 😂

    • @whalesarefromspace4260
      @whalesarefromspace4260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      he really is a scuttler huh...

    • @cinnamonmink3736
      @cinnamonmink3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The more chemistry I do, the more I realize that scuttling is a chemists natural state

    • @insertname9305
      @insertname9305 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cinnamonmink3736maybe i am a chemist

  • @fowlproductions7246
    @fowlproductions7246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    "The cucumber is scratching the knife"
    Only in 2020

    • @IDoNotLikeHandlesOnYT
      @IDoNotLikeHandlesOnYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also in 2020, the cucumber _is_ the knife: th-cam.com/video/01WzbuO7_ms/w-d-xo.html (Kiwami)

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Things get scratched when they're used to cut, this has been an observable phenomena since Grug smashed Brug's head in with a shiny rock

    • @19future91
      @19future91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IDoNotLikeHandlesOnYT wait that's illegal

    • @ghost_trap10
      @ghost_trap10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only at miller grove

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

  • @oliviermenard6629
    @oliviermenard6629 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Nile Red : "Look at that, my gloves are smoking 😀"

  • @divdog472
    @divdog472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    the way he called out almost the exact weight on the knife was impressive

    • @neoxtra2461
      @neoxtra2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He measured out how much the knife was done he broke it up into pieces bruh

    • @gameyord7182
      @gameyord7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Should i take cards or hear you?

  • @GarfBaby
    @GarfBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Nile Red = "Here's how we're going to ensure complete safety and make sure that nothing bad could happen"
    Nile Blue = Aight imma flip this knife real quick :^)

  • @riley8704
    @riley8704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    I've never encountered someone so careful, but so reckless.
    It's perplexing that this guy is still alive in his line of work, but completley expected at the same time.

  • @kelseyc3425
    @kelseyc3425 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's really funny finding out Nile doesn't know how to cut vegetables

  • @JayandJay223344
    @JayandJay223344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3403

    I love the fact there was absolutely 0 planning for this project, once the bismuth slab showed up at the lab it's game time.

    • @hannahcraig6763
      @hannahcraig6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "I don't need to get any specialized tools, I'll just use the handsaw and 1 of the 5 hammers I keep in my chemistry lab."

    • @KVDVARCO
      @KVDVARCO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "professional"

    • @calamaria9624
      @calamaria9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder how much that slab cost him..

    • @Bike_Lion
      @Bike_Lion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@calamaria9624 - Nothing. It was given to him by the video sponsor. He says though that the weight was 17.65 pounds, so it'd probably cost somewhere in the $200-250 range to buy that much.

    • @calamaria9624
      @calamaria9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bike_Lion Neat!

  • @farphos
    @farphos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3441

    I love that after all of that effort, the final product is about as effictive as a kitchen knife as the original block of bismuth

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Might have helped if he hadn't tried to swing it like a hammer and instead actually sliced with it.

    • @ombra711
      @ombra711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@solsystem1342 it was nowhere near sharp enough

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@ombra711 well, I didn't say that it would work but, it certainly wouldn't have hurt their chances.

    • @drtagare
      @drtagare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's accurate.. Damm can't stop laughing

    • @HopeinSpades
      @HopeinSpades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, the edge of the blade definitely wasn't made and sharpened quite as well as the knife Nile was basing his off of, but it was still pretty!

  • @CyberMass
    @CyberMass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "let me put on my safety goggles"
    2 minutes later is juggling a knife

  • @sumankumarsaha7038
    @sumankumarsaha7038 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    NileRed : (powdering gold) we lost about 0.01 grams which is okayish, but not that good.
    NileBlue : Yeah working with bromine, bismuth spilling, eating bird stop, is all good.

  • @zxmusefabrication6134
    @zxmusefabrication6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Nile Red: *Argues safety in literally every video*
    Nile Blue: *"FLIP THE KNIFE ONCE, FLIP THE KNIFE TWICE..."*

    • @adrianmango958
      @adrianmango958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Take of the knife edge cover and flop it one more time🤣

    • @begginer43
      @begginer43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Which hammer?
      This hammer?
      Axe?"

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Flip the it three times, and I’m fearing for my life

    • @isidoreaerys8745
      @isidoreaerys8745 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right?????

  • @VertietRyper
    @VertietRyper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    "The Cucumber is scratching the knife" is by far one of the funniest things I'll probably hear

    • @TalhaKarakoyunlu
      @TalhaKarakoyunlu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      laughed a good amount at it

    • @nou5440
      @nou5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @epaybe
      @epaybe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I actually started crying at that

    • @evilbrat5376
      @evilbrat5376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That wasn't a cucumber - it was a "Zucchini!" SMH

    • @epaybe
      @epaybe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@evilbrat5376 the hardest of vegetables

  • @StarWarsNerd1465
    @StarWarsNerd1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    How do you look so professional and so child-like at the same time.

    • @pahanjayasooriya2513
      @pahanjayasooriya2513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Boys rule, that's why

    • @elliotville7820
      @elliotville7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because he can, and it's his passion project

    • @drea2654
      @drea2654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elliotville7820 bro ruined the moment 😕

    • @jorgeguardia
      @jorgeguardia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he can

    • @StarWarsNerd1465
      @StarWarsNerd1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jorgeguardia cant argue with that

  • @Nedloh10
    @Nedloh10 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I’m concerned that Nigel doesn’t own a cast iron pan

  • @huhnocorn7397
    @huhnocorn7397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    nile:uses what i assume to be a whet stone in all the wrong ways
    me a chef: *P A I N*

    • @gigaboom_9618
      @gigaboom_9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      whet*

    • @thedemes1364
      @thedemes1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      not only that, but then forgets to use it when he actually starts sharpening the knife lmao

    • @YEAHKINDA
      @YEAHKINDA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thedemes1364 Don't forget the sanding block things. Those ones that are shown when he tries using the whet stone, off in the background. They're around the top left of the screen in a few bags.

    • @twinblade2623
      @twinblade2623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whet*

    • @blesstheeric
      @blesstheeric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedemes1364 wwww a we we awwwwwqwwwwwwww

  • @Your_Future_Overlord
    @Your_Future_Overlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    NileBlue is just NileRed's younger brother that watched every episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy and decided that was good enough.

    • @cassied.6731
      @cassied.6731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Wait you mean watching every episode of Bill Nye wasn't enough

    • @addinix17
      @addinix17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@cassied.6731 he speaks lies dont listen. Bill nye is more than enough

    • @sankang9425
      @sankang9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gender is a spectrum

    • @r3n837
      @r3n837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sankang9425 Yeah but what does it have to do with this

    • @Chillmewo
      @Chillmewo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sankang9425 ummmmm. True but why u comment that on this comment

  • @jordanrodrigues8265
    @jordanrodrigues8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    NileRed: Let's talk about lab safety.
    NileBlue: Do I risk it?

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nileblue is nilered crazy evil twin evil scientist.

    • @m1lkweed
      @m1lkweed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      23:12

    • @kevsonkeyboard
      @kevsonkeyboard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weapon of choice: Dual-wield blowtorches

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's funny. NileRed is Nile's Blue Oni, while Nileblue is Nile's Red Oni.

  • @justanobody4928
    @justanobody4928 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "What?? The cucumber is scratching the knife.....now way."
    This shit broke me into laughter💀

  • @BinManSays87
    @BinManSays87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4269

    I'm not going to lie it's mildly amusing to watch smarter people than myself struggle with basic hand tools

    • @somesweetguy
      @somesweetguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      It's messing me up thinking he could kill you with an invisible cloud but made it look so hard to make a weapon out of a hunk of metal.

    • @trentward5587
      @trentward5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thank you for saying it

    • @willybe6427
      @willybe6427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's the one hope we have that this kid won't turn into a super villain.. he can make a new recipe for cancer-aids but wouldn't know how to open the box if I put a padlock on it.

    • @reallytiredmachinist
      @reallytiredmachinist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's putting it nicely

    • @donteatmypickles1272
      @donteatmypickles1272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Google User What are you going on about dude?

  • @irides46
    @irides46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    NileRed: safety is important and shouldn't be ignored
    NileBlue: "do we risk it?" *Throws unsheathed knife in the air and attempts to catch the handle*

    • @capitalinventor4823
      @capitalinventor4823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      When you live in a country with universal health care you can do stupid things like that. If you look real close at his wrist you can see where the scar goes around from the transplant. He was really lucky to get a donor hand with almost the same pigmentation as his original hand. The first he tried that trick it didn't go so well and we're all so proud of the hard work he's done in his recovery. Niles Blue is so brave to to try the same trick again so soon after recovery.

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@capitalinventor4823 wait what

    • @steamwings.6532
      @steamwings.6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Remember kids, a falling knife has no handle.

    • @KevinJLoos
      @KevinJLoos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rusty Cage: ❓🤔🧐⁉️

    • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
      @dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      15:04 "Oh yeah, weren't we supposed to do this in the fume hood?"

  • @gemsineye
    @gemsineye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4282

    It felt as though my soul left my body when you brought out the whetstone and proceeded to make the most horrid attempt of sharpening that I’ve ever seen. Didn’t even put water on it, you just dove right in. Actually impressive.

    • @kaylarosemary936
      @kaylarosemary936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      yeah that was. A lot. This man is a goblin :D

    • @Spooon10
      @Spooon10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Its even better because he also used the flattening stone meant for flattening your whetstone surface for the knife. Admittedly using it for the correct purpose but on the wrong thing.

    • @VaktheFox
      @VaktheFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@Spooon10 "Failed Successfully"

    • @droid1008
      @droid1008 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Spooon10 thank god i wasn't the only person who noticed that lol

    • @viceliag3916
      @viceliag3916 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Please tell me you also noticed him blatantly using the file in every direction except the right one

  • @JDM_Thor13
    @JDM_Thor13 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:23 the music is fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Door01
    @Door01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Only the most technologically advanced labs have 3 kinds of hammers and an axe sitting in a drawer.

    • @theslenderfox
      @theslenderfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And no knife

    • @Karl_Kampfwagen
      @Karl_Kampfwagen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially the Titanium hammer 🔨💪

  • @JETZcorp
    @JETZcorp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2730

    This is definitely full of "I saw it on TH-cam, how hard can it possibly be?" vibes. Everything always goes perfect on TH-cam, unless it's a Nile video. This realism is what we're here for.

    • @G50016
      @G50016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not me! I am here for that voice, and Bromine! "Bromine Bromine Bromine!" haha 😜

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is big bismuth right here.

    • @thegermanempire9015
      @thegermanempire9015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Realism? Nileism lol

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That knife looked so pretty -- I want one like that!

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But they need to stop throwing things around or being mean to things -- it's very disrespectful to nature...

  • @TV-xc5ut
    @TV-xc5ut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    “The cucumber is scratching the knife.”
    Nobody in history has ever said it before this guy.

    • @michaelwang1730
      @michaelwang1730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@michaelwang1730 I used to go there A lot

    • @twystedgamer1174
      @twystedgamer1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@michaelwang1730 that subreddit must have some beef with the digital library of babel

    • @ability_fluffy2010
      @ability_fluffy2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Self defense

    • @Ame865
      @Ame865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The billygoat with human hands ate the tyrannosaurus on the train tracks

  • @piyushshandilya7834
    @piyushshandilya7834 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thanks for making videos nile, it took me 29:56 min. To watch the complete video.

  • @stevegoodson9022
    @stevegoodson9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    The hammer selection process felt a lot like a serial killer showing off his favourite instruments.

    • @basrengangetch.2042
      @basrengangetch.2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or torture scene

    • @S.B.A.N.05
      @S.B.A.N.05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao im glad someone else noticed

    • @chasegalloway9919
      @chasegalloway9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or a lil kid showing off his nerf guns

    • @whalemingo5601
      @whalemingo5601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "heres my guitar my flute and how could i forget, my banjo

    • @Ann-sj4pt
      @Ann-sj4pt 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Omg i said this b4 i saw your comment! 🤣

  • @TheCrystalCollector
    @TheCrystalCollector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6644

    Glad you remade it, super cool! Didn’t realize it would polish so well!!

    • @saivarsha
      @saivarsha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ah, they replied!

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      .

    • @spookykitty72
      @spookykitty72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .....

    • @auralius768
      @auralius768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .......

    • @rain-uw9ju
      @rain-uw9ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Read that like the country poland and I was confused

  • @spunkyspice4733
    @spunkyspice4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    As a mechanic, I never took the time to think about all the stuff I know about how to use tools, until this video.

    • @crabmanster
      @crabmanster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Watching him use the file drove me insane

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crabmanster Oh my god same. It hurt to watch. Also the angles he was cutting with the hacksaw. Why wouldn’t you cut downwards instead of sideways. And as a blade smith the way he was using the whetstone

    • @yahya2925
      @yahya2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cooperbrahmsteadt5123 He's basically a kid still as most people in their early 20s and late teens lol. He's just having fun with hands on learning and experience

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yahya2925 I know I’m not trying to put him down. Obviously it takes time to learn these things and no ones gonna be good at it right away.

    • @alanreckziegel9024
      @alanreckziegel9024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG, same here!

  • @millaganwillagain
    @millaganwillagain 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Watching you make this knife was hilarious, and using it on a floppy cucumber was the best test for a knife I think I've ever seen.

  • @WaynesStrangeBrain
    @WaynesStrangeBrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Kiwami watching like "they're so cute maybe I'll make a knife out of them"

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      sharpest human knife

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@mrkiky sharpest chemistry youtuber knife would give him more opportunity for future human knives in the future, like maybe making a "sharpest horny politician knife" from Shinzo Abe, or "Sharpest supervillain knife" from Bezos or Musk, many opportunities

    • @cobalt8829
      @cobalt8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kiwami means extreme

    • @sand707others6
      @sand707others6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *lets get on to bismuth*

    • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
      @T33K3SS3LCH3N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cobalt8829 more relevant, the full Japanese name of his channel is "the extreme of an overwhelmingly suspicious person".

  • @zXSEBOXz
    @zXSEBOXz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Watch a scientist use every tool in his lab like a chimpanzee figuring out a water bottle.

    • @koprmalak212
      @koprmalak212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaah

    • @stevenunyabidness
      @stevenunyabidness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a nerds first project at gunsmithing school.

    • @Bee_waztaken
      @Bee_waztaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats oddly specific

  • @davidrutitsky9518
    @davidrutitsky9518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    Nile: We take safety very seriously
    Also Nile: Plays with molten metal & throws a knife in the air

    • @juliacorrea7549
      @juliacorrea7549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      also nile: "oh look at that, my gloves are smoking"

    • @JuanWonOne
      @JuanWonOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Doesnt ware a mask when grinding metal

    • @velmi.
      @velmi. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Masks aren’t required for bismuth cause it isn’t toxic to us

    • @_lemion
      @_lemion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skuqre its 4th not 4rd if u want a rd then its 3rd

    • @JuanWonOne
      @JuanWonOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@velmi. just because you can injest small amounts doesnt mean you can breath it... it's still metal.

  • @N_A_243
    @N_A_243 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    NileRed: It's very important that I don't over heat this and make sure to keep it at a stable temperature.
    NileBlue: yo i'd look sick dual wielding these blow torches

  • @ghost-hn2lh
    @ghost-hn2lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

    i like how on nile red he’s super serious, but here he’s just like “we got a donut hotwheels car” and throws and catches a knife

    • @endlesswanderer1753
      @endlesswanderer1753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It's like Nilered is a super serious chemist and Nileblue is his reckless, mad-scientist twin.

    • @rgbglass7163
      @rgbglass7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@endlesswanderer1753 frrrr

    • @wesleydavis143
      @wesleydavis143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I couldnt tell that there was a plastic cover on the knife so when he just rapidly pulled it off I thought he made a major oopsie

    • @Rustydustycucumbers
      @Rustydustycucumbers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this comment when he said that

  • @tommiatkins3443
    @tommiatkins3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Kiwami makes everything look effortless. These guys are the reality. Broken blades, hard work... Achy arms...

    • @megagaming8337
      @megagaming8337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      top 10 dangerous chemicals:- th-cam.com/video/CHzv6-sIrks/w-d-xo.html

    • @gnarlestongnu637
      @gnarlestongnu637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, they are also spectacularly disorganized.

  • @dolger4308
    @dolger4308 ปีที่แล้ว +3534

    I love the formal, almost documentary like format of NileRed. But the "we don't know what we're doing" format on NileBlue is so much more entertaining

    • @nadineaymel-sherif
      @nadineaymel-sherif ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I agree

    • @Helstren
      @Helstren ปีที่แล้ว

      I am more of a blacksmith but i have done a few swords and knives for commissions and any that has done the work knows the aeons you spend behind the file and sandpaper :P... and yeah this one hurt at times, ehehehe but atleast he was giving it a crack@@nadineaymel-sherif

    • @Defectionists
      @Defectionists ปีที่แล้ว +41

      him flipping a knife without the cover on, i love it

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@Defectionistsyeah that was actually insane lol. Also trying it out on spoiled veggies after completely skipping any sort of sharpening.

    • @dinoteddy4842
      @dinoteddy4842 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Hawk7886 they did sharpen it. they say it themselves thats why they were grinding it. after the crystals form and before the polishing. it was just difficult with tools he had so he didnt make it that sharp

  • @tanishqpatel1560
    @tanishqpatel1560 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    NileBlue is the channel where kitchen appliances are tested to the limits and beyond.

  • @brocabe
    @brocabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    Anybody else getting the “smartest dumb person I know” thoughts throughout this entire video.

    • @chlov
      @chlov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey, it's me !

    • @aspermwhalespontaneouslyca8938
      @aspermwhalespontaneouslyca8938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He's a dumb smartass not a smart dumbass

    • @fedyalien
      @fedyalien 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @rustymustard7798
      @rustymustard7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I get a "damn kids stopped playing Fortnite to go ruin dad's tools trying to imitate a youtube video" vibe. I didn't see any smart, just a lot of dumb, lazy and cringey. I could only get through half the vid, i hate this new format of half the video just being absolute nonsesne. There's like 5 minutes of knifemaking to every 10 minutes of jackassery.

    • @chlov
      @chlov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@rustymustard7798 sorry for you.. His main channel is still cool

  • @JRS69520
    @JRS69520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    NileBlue: Needs safety glasses on everything happening.
    also NileBlue: Tosses around new kitchen knife.

    • @atheryx6407
      @atheryx6407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You made my day. Thanks! :D

    • @alexkim330
      @alexkim330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His eyes where safe though

    • @griffinvonkswalgoperson9499
      @griffinvonkswalgoperson9499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That really scared me. Please don't do that.

    • @werrkowalski2985
      @werrkowalski2985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, when working with hot or reactive liquids there is actually a chance it will get in your eyes.

  • @defeatSpace
    @defeatSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2857

    A knife that could melt during the dishwasher drying cycle, a knife that everyone needs.

    • @antagonisticaido
      @antagonisticaido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      You shouldn't put knives in the dishwasher unless you want to dull them

    • @HellaMustard
      @HellaMustard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@antagonisticaido oh so that’s why my cool knife doesn’t work anymore

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@antagonisticaido Thank you. I hand wash mine.
      And sharpen them of course.

    • @megagaming8337
      @megagaming8337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      top 10 dangerous chemicals:- th-cam.com/video/CHzv6-sIrks/w-d-xo.html

    • @megagaming8337
      @megagaming8337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      top 10 dangerous chemicals:- th-cam.com/video/CHzv6-sIrks/w-d-xo.html

  • @StefanOlbert-bh9el
    @StefanOlbert-bh9el 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    your metalworking "skills" make me cry XD The way you use the files ... gold! Love your vids!

  • @axolotlking1072
    @axolotlking1072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Kiwami’s video: calm, methodical, asmr knifemaking
    Nileblue: it needs to be blasted a little more.

  • @andrewslater6846
    @andrewslater6846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    The hacksaw paradox: unable to cut curves, impossible to cut straight lines.

    • @hypersans6209
      @hypersans6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment

    • @SuperAWaC
      @SuperAWaC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      you can definitely cut very straight with them if you aren't handling them like a cro-magnon

    • @jeremymcadam7400
      @jeremymcadam7400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@SuperAWaC thats less funny though

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SuperAWaC cro-magnons were pretty smart

    • @U014B
      @U014B 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Kyle-gw6qpThey were able to make better knives than this.

  • @Pinky-kc8go
    @Pinky-kc8go 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nile's cutting skills are worse than his knife-sharpening skills😭❤️

  • @mw-tj6ob
    @mw-tj6ob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "SaFeTy Is NuMbEr OnE PrIoRiTy In ChEMiStRy" *juggles with knife*

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In an alternate universe where everything went wrong:
      Hospital.

    • @iconic762
      @iconic762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well to be fair the knife would be a physical reaction, not a chemical reaction.

    • @marysue9661
      @marysue9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Hits a brittle and toxic material without dust protection*

    • @agvulpine
      @agvulpine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marysue9661 toxic? You can ingest fair quantities of bismuth. It's also used in pepto bismol. It has some anti-microbial properties so bismuth dust will probably protect you from the coof. Just don't snort it through a coke straw.

  • @YuhoKeebs
    @YuhoKeebs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3925

    NileBlue and NileRed is like the Google vs Bing of chemistry.

    • @ahmedyhya4552
      @ahmedyhya4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This is the best comment I've read in a while

    • @ossaswarudo6028
      @ossaswarudo6028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@CylonJenkus oh look up oh no the joke flew over you

    • @mucheggs6127
      @mucheggs6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nileblue is bing

    • @mucheggs6127
      @mucheggs6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CylonJenkus r/Whooosh

    • @mucheggs6127
      @mucheggs6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ossaswarudo6028 Dayum it windy up in here *r/Whooosh

  • @malachieclipse9507
    @malachieclipse9507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    "Undoing an injustice", *commits several injustices while trying to undo it*

    • @nejinaji
      @nejinaji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Gotta break a few eggs

    • @tausiftaha12
      @tausiftaha12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@nejinaji gotta break a few beakers*

    • @supahshooter
      @supahshooter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg.

    • @acyllia5311
      @acyllia5311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nejinaji by throwing a hammer on it*

    • @SirMemesalotThe3rd
      @SirMemesalotThe3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ends justify the means

  • @lucykitsune4619
    @lucykitsune4619 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Okay so when cutting something with a knife, you're supposed to slice it, as in hold the vegetable/meat in place and move the knife forward/backward instead of just pushing it through

  • @zax829
    @zax829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6201

    NileRed is like an actual chemistry teacher who puts safety first and is careful,
    Meanwhile NileBlue: *dual wielding blowtorches* ”oh look at that, my gloves are smoking”

    • @SDoggo
      @SDoggo ปีที่แล้ว +397

      ALSO FLIPPING KNIVES WITHOUT THE COVER.

    • @brycelacsina4063
      @brycelacsina4063 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Nilered and nileblue are hosted by the same person there just different channels

    • @jordanhooper6511
      @jordanhooper6511 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brycelacsina4063 obviously it was very clearly a joke about his behaviour on the different channels, Jesus you’re dense as fuck

    • @zax829
      @zax829 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@brycelacsina4063 i know, this is referring to the way he does things differently on separate channels.

    • @Fates-End
      @Fates-End ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The alter ego