*[Tony Stark black and white image]* I sit in the back because I can't drive, so the doors where I sit have a kid safety lock and require to be opened from outside by someone else
i think crashing a boat was the hardest thing to pull off, unless you just sucked at them. edit: if boat we're talking massive ships, then the chances are even lower because you had tugboats doing the job for you
Oh yeah, I'm certain that no such boating accident or maritime disaster would occur that a certain Canadian filmmaker would make a film that is a highly fictionalized retelling of said disaster, that would go on to become one of the highest grossing movies of all time, and make said filmmaker a billionaire
Isn't "Got a speeding ticket I don't go to court" saying "I pay my speeding ticket fines with no argument"? Wow what a bad boy. He pays his fines on time? Someone lock this man up, can't be having that on the streets.
Depends on the area. I pleaded no contest to mine but had to sit in court and wait until the judge decided my penalty. Which was $400. But I'd rather that than 3 days in a cell
@@ww6372 hell in New Mexico you have too go to court to please non-guilty or guilty. If you miss the date you get the warrent for your arrest like everywhere else.
I would believe it was a reference to King Henry the eighth, but I don't think this guy has enough brain cells to even think of a historical reference that basic.
"ice on my wrists like fiji" refers to the tropical islands of fiji, which are warm year-round; the statement implies that he is poor and has no jewelry
Your guide to making a bad rap song: #1. Make it as identical as other rap songs as best as possible. #2. The main theme should be money. If not available, use b*tches. If not available, use kush. If not available, use fame. If any of these are not available, you failed already. #3. Just compile random words that rhyme and don't think about the meaning behind them. #4. Publish it and somehow garner an audience for your musical masterpiece. Thanks for listening.
This song flows like a children’s nursery rhyme tf is this garbage *edit: didnt mean to disrespect nursery rhymes, im just saying this song sounds like a really bad one. No disrespect to twinkle twinkle little star edit 2: jesus im still getting replies to this? Im sorry i didnt mean to insult marry had a little lamb, jack and jill as well are obvious international heroes Edit 3: im a fucking idiot and completely forgot about ring around the rosie. Disappointed in myself
If you ever hear Dr. Seuss raps over Dr. Dre beats, you will understand some nursery rhymes are straight fire. Dr. Suess the rap god. th-cam.com/video/hqIbEHNqbPs/w-d-xo.html
That "rapper" is the personification of all the worst qualities in today's youth, plus the consequences of pampering your child with money, multiplied by the amoral and unethical behavior of rap music producers. The expression of that combination: [(Human Garbage + Entitlement) × Rap] = Douchetubers
Aphrodisia I find the meme weird since I actually used to thank the bus driver in middle school. I realized my mistake though and instead decided to cut him once per day upon exiting at my stop.
“6 figures I was only 4”, the only figures a 4 year old would be getting would be action figures and also I never heard his name until now, let alone saw him in time square
Pedo version of the song She was 6 and I was 24 The fbi is knocking at my door They said to keep my hands down on the floor My family doesn’t like me anymore Feel free to add on some more lyrics
Man, I've been a musician for years and stress at the thought of putting music online because I don't think it's good enough Then I see this shit and think I may have a chance
Yes because he gets so much popularity for this shit. Cr1tikal edits his own videos and works hard for this shit and gets paid shit and gets demonitized while these douchtubers pay someone else to do this shit for them and don't even make good content they just half ass shit that would fool a little kid. Btw I have nothing against hiring editors it's just that he never struggled through anything and gets rewarded for being a piece of shit. Genuinely angers most people who aren't 5
What's with the child? The little one, not the "singing" one. Is he supposed to make me think of Dr Evil and Mini-me? Is that what he's going for here?
@@uriyaba7335 ok. That's a thing I know now. If he's mini Jake Paul, why is he doing a Mini-me act with this guy who's name I already forgot? Now I'm just picturing an awful nesting dolls of TH-camr doucheiness.
I think it's supposed to mean "on top of the world" or something like that, but "on top of the bike like E.T." might be the stupidest analogy ever created by man.
1 2 yeah right, the same dude who previously said "I don't say bless you when you sneeze, look how hardcore I am" can't possibly say the phrase on top of the bike referring to banging chicks.
I am unable to actually believe this is genuine. This has to be a joke, there is no way a person made this without any irony whatsoever. My mind will not let me think that.
i believe he’s referring to the fact that E.T was in theaters for over a year cuz everyone loved it. other than that i have no clue what he’s talking about
“6 figures I was only 4”
A dark tale about being kidnapped by 6 people when he was in kindergarten.
Thats great
PBHHHHHHH
Lmao
Damn there were no candies on that van
Made me laugh
“She just said achoo, I ain’t even say bless you”
shiver me timbers
Absolute mad lad
SHUT UP MAN
Absolute legend.
@@gunsandroses896 T A K E M E D O W N T O T H E P A R A D I S E C I T Y
Oh, oh shiver me timbers oh what will i ever do
“She said achoo and I didn’t even say bless you”
Real gangsters on the streets: 🤯
OPEN FIRE
:ooo
He's gone mad
r/murderedbywords
@@JJ-bi5qx r/shutthefuckup
ET is in reference to “ET, PHONE HOME”, as he needs to phone home for more of daddy’s money
DAMN YOU KILLED HIM
bro dig that man a grave
@@dustinchishiya2285 don’t bother because no one is his family want to go to him funeral.
that made me cringe now ik the context
Lmaoooo
“I don’t even open my own door”
Are you really that weak?
d e s t r o y e d
He presses the handicap button.
He's a robber
*[Tony Stark black and white image]*
I sit in the back because I can't drive, so the doors where I sit have a kid safety lock and require to be opened from outside by someone else
Ironic coming from an anime pfp
"6 fingers I was only 4"
Yes you were a genetic accident
I can’t tell if this is a joke but it said “6 figures I was only 4”
@@SixSpades1 it's a joke
@@nethwindharmaratne3140 ok I wasn’t sure but lol
deadass I knew a guy when I was younger that had 4 toes on each foot, shit tripped me the fuck out
@@boingy-m5q Watapok?
Literally "DADDY'S CREDIT CARD" the rap song.
Yup. Those are what I call parents that failed to raise a grounded normal human being.
dont disrespect rap like that
@@baljeet7041 yeah, you cant call that shit rap
His fans helped him get to 6 figures, not his parents
@@ilyasefdolphin3291
He was born in a family with 6 figures cash balance and has done nothing to help it
He crashed a boat.
That is actually one of the most difficult things to pull off barring extraordinarily bad, capsizing weather.
Depending on the kind of boat and waterway.
i think crashing a boat was the hardest thing to pull off, unless you just sucked at them.
edit: if boat we're talking massive ships, then the chances are even lower because you had tugboats doing the job for you
Dude he dont even open his own door, is that so hard? Even handicapped and infant can do that
yep. no very very famous stories about boats crashing and being shipwrecked. it hardly ever happens.
Oh yeah, I'm certain that no such boating accident or maritime disaster would occur that a certain Canadian filmmaker would make a film that is a highly fictionalized retelling of said disaster, that would go on to become one of the highest grossing movies of all time, and make said filmmaker a billionaire
“Six figures” *holds up five fingers*
He could also be on a new intellectual level where 6 figures and 4 years old = an average of 5
@@andrewkreye9538 lmao. This man's a goddamn genius
Or he just put up one more finger after he put 5 fingers up. 5+1=6
I saw 4
Andrew Kreye why did i think exactly the same thing
The title should be
"6 figures and 4 missing chromosomes"
You mean 4 added chromosomes
@@theresachacon1122 no
@Zack missing chromosomes and too many chromosomes both result in negative iq
Just want you all to know that sometimes a weird amount of chromosomes means physical disabilities too
@@alfredjames4530 thanks
Isn't "Got a speeding ticket I don't go to court" saying "I pay my speeding ticket fines with no argument"? Wow what a bad boy. He pays his fines on time? Someone lock this man up, can't be having that on the streets.
Depends on the area. I pleaded no contest to mine but had to sit in court and wait until the judge decided my penalty.
Which was $400. But I'd rather that than 3 days in a cell
@@ww6372 hell in New Mexico you have too go to court to please non-guilty or guilty. If you miss the date you get the warrent for your arrest like everywhere else.
@@sebastianriz4703 that sucks, you can just pay your fine online in NC and that's that.
You can challenge the ticket
You can pay for a lawyer to show up at your behalf..
“He sat in a fucking bicycle and then went home.” You really did sum up that movie in one sentence Charlie lol.
ET is my fav movie and I must admit he’s correct
@@JohnMaddensLeftShoulder Craig what happened to Gabriel after Noah took you back?
Spider-Man gabriel is uhh 6ft under
It’s funny how I don’t even know who that is
Its better not to know
Same
you're implying people actually know this kid
His channel is "Justin Roberts" I believe.
I don’t even.....
Ahhh that rhythm sucks
"Get a speeding ticket, I don't go to court."
So, you paid your ticket.
it was daddy's money
@@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844 it was the money I used to pay for his only fans
@@jahoto818 hold up
@@jahoto818 hold up
With his Dads credit card
why does this dude look like a discount Paul brother?
He hangs out with their crew, so he's probably physically morphing into them to try and become popular.
who tf is this guy
Not a discount, a cheap
ParagonV5 I was about to say that lol
@@a.ffirmative great value paul brother?
"she said achoo, i dont even say bless you"
that really buttered my biscuits
Dee the squirell
Which one did that, the lyric or the sneeze?
My lord…he’s gone mad with power…someone needs to save him from himself!
“That really buttered my biscuits” lmao I’m gonna use that someday
E.T stands for Extra Testicle
On top my bike like extra testicle
That would be a fire rapper name.
Yuh, Extra Testicle on the mic!
"Like E.T,
Sellin out arenas just to see me,"
Squidward Tennisballs
😂😂😂
Ernest Tubb, chart topping 60's country singer
Eddie Torrez is... ET the extra testicle
“6 figures, I was 4”
*Translated*
“He stole my girl with six inches, I only had 4”
That guy who stole his girl was cr1tikal
Hahahaha this one is too good
DeadRadioX pah NO, we all know that Cr1tikal has a 16x5 inches dong
Opulent Titan
He said he had 6.5 inches
Yup
“Thank god my father is the pope”
*I think he just insulted the whole Roman Catholic Church from that single verse*
The pope is not allowed to have a wife so if he has kids he destroyed the rules and is not allowed to be the pope again
I would believe it was a reference to King Henry the eighth, but I don't think this guy has enough brain cells to even think of a historical reference that basic.
This calls for a crusade brothers
@@wolfgangoppenheimer2905 *DEUS VULT*
To be fair the Catholic Church has done some fucked up shit when he was only four
he had 6 action figures when was 4 years old
You were wrong he has 69 toys not just toys also sex toys
me rich you no noobies
That doesn't even prove how rich you are..
6 brain cells now he’s 4
it all makes perfect sense now
I pray one of these "rappers" call out Cr1tikal just to get absolutely bodied back
Inder Singh they won't, they know they can't win against this beauty of a man(no homo)
Asher Tel'vallo they would get killed irl
Same
Inder Singh 666 likes
I'd buy that diss track
"ice on my wrists like fiji" refers to the tropical islands of fiji, which are warm year-round; the statement implies that he is poor and has no jewelry
The Interfering Speedwagon Thanks SpeedWagon
He probably meant Mount Fuji, not Fiji.
GibblesGotCoffeex3 still crap rap nonetheless.
I thought he meant he was as cool as fiji. Like 28 celcius kind of cool. So not really cool at all. Not really hot either just luke warm.
The Interfering Speedwagon Good call.
“my girlfriend wanted to elope”
you kidnapping her doesn’t count
911 yeah I want to report a kidnapping
_My girlfriend 'wanted' to elope_
_But the police said "nope"_
"Guys I have a great idea for a film. There's this alien, named E.T., he sits on a bike and then goes home."
- Stephen Spielberg
Genius
Biggest mistakes made by man
Got a speeding ticket I was only 4.
Speeding into the 'shitty generation' corner.
I can say that.
I'm technically from this generation.
I'm not proud of what we've become.
New GTA concept?
i wonder if that would go on your record
@@Error-ye1vq stfu please
Found my pics online
Now fbi is at my door
Your guide to making a bad rap song:
#1. Make it as identical as other rap songs as best as possible.
#2. The main theme should be money. If not available, use b*tches. If not available, use kush. If not available, use fame. If any of these are not available, you failed already.
#3. Just compile random words that rhyme and don't think about the meaning behind them.
#4. Publish it and somehow garner an audience for your musical masterpiece.
Thanks for listening.
Your guide to making a bad rap song
@@starertree7736 There we go. Fixed it.
Biiiig
There is nothing i disagree with in your comment
@@B9-s3ns3 not a single person can find flaw In his logic
E.T. wasn't even on top of the bike, he was in the basket.
I was thinking "his audience doesn't even know dafuq is ET". Then "he doesn't either".
He probably never saw the damn movie.
This comment is best comment
I lost my shit at this comment and I'm not sure why lmfao
He needs to come out of the basket
I genuinely feel bad for the little brother
It's not his little brother it's a little kid that made BANK from sitting around in these videos
He's vibing
i think he promised him to buy him a toy if he did the music video with him
You know that kid gonna grow up to act like his douchebag brother
I feel bad for the brother if this is the environment he lives in, It’s not even his choice to be a douche anymore
I had 6 figures when I was 4. They were included in the Power Rangers play set.
Ingenious
God tier comment
*B I O N I C L E*
Xryeau _ Awww Yeah, I used to love some fuckin Bionicle
“She went achoo I didn’t even say bless you”
Watch out guys we have a savage over here
Robin The Girl Wonder Someone isolate this man from all breaches of society.
Mei Shimada We can’t! His grandpa is the pope so he’s immune sadly
“I had to kick my girlfriend out the door”
*Yeah, as if you ever had one....*
VICTORY
@@user-oe5lk2tx9p Screech
gold digger: don't mind if i do
500th like
Do you know what year it is? girls can be bought.
Everytime charlie wears a white shirt with black accents he says something dead serious.
*im not over the fact that he painted his nails and wore makeup for a 2 second joke*
*absolute madman*
Vinthie Vinthie then you forgot he got a lot of free makeup from a burnt up building
Vinthie Vinthie Madlad *
69th like i dont regret it
nice
When?
keeps mentioning that he was 4, definitely just the age he was when he wrote this.
That must be his mental age
I thought he just had 4 iq, but it became -4 iq during the making of the song.
Or maybe that's the highest he can count on his own. Had to get help to get to "6".
This song flows like a children’s nursery rhyme tf is this garbage
*edit: didnt mean to disrespect nursery rhymes, im just saying this song sounds like a really bad one. No disrespect to twinkle twinkle little star
edit 2: jesus im still getting replies to this? Im sorry i didnt mean to insult marry had a little lamb, jack and jill as well are obvious international heroes
Edit 3: im a fucking idiot and completely forgot about ring around the rosie. Disappointed in myself
The flow of the hook was pretty catchy but really shit
vNonsense nah nah well set that one aside man, that shit slapps
nursery rhymes flows waaaay better check out shoots and ladders by korn
If you ever hear Dr. Seuss raps over Dr. Dre beats, you will understand some nursery rhymes are straight fire. Dr. Suess the rap god. th-cam.com/video/hqIbEHNqbPs/w-d-xo.html
Don't insult nursery rhymes, they are obviously better than this song, and I'm not trying to be funny, I genuinely believe that
I get it when he says “on the bike like ET” he means that he is so flexible he can fit in a bike basket. He’s so talented
Funny, does the bike actually move though with his lead brain?
He's on the bike like ET... Because his fans are little kids and they're taking him places.
Hot damn *the roast*
Genius
Oh my gooooood
youtube gold
Only place he’s ever taken children was to his 4th sub basement in his beachhouse.
For some reason my ears wont stop bleeding
No this is Patrick it's that fucking beat man, it's SO overbearing on the ears
Welcome to the Bleedin' Ears Party.
And you won’t stop rolling
No this is Patrick same
Stick tampons in them
I love how genuinely disappointed Charlie sounds when he says "Your grandfather's not the Pope."
Same
That "rapper" is the personification of all the worst qualities in today's youth, plus the consequences of pampering your child with money, multiplied by the amoral and unethical behavior of rap music producers.
The expression of that combination:
[(Human Garbage + Entitlement) × Rap] = Douchetubers
ik im late, but one of my friends listened to this song all the time with my discord bot, nearly banned him multiple times
ban him
song is shit
let him listen to real music like 2019 guy
@@ayyyayay yes
@Dexter Moser
Music is music. But i agree this sounds like shit
Nearly?
I mean, if it was ironic then I’d say its alright-
I’m my opinion the first few seconds of the song are actually pretty good
Because I can barely hear him at those few seconds
“My grandma said no.”
Grandma is the real mvp here because not even she wants him to reproduce.
"I'm 16, I can't even speak"
Sup im jared, im 19, and i didnt fucking learn how to read
comi
Crim!
At this point if you ask how many chromosomes he has his answer will be yes
@@vladamirmakarov4783 aye you having a stroke?
“She just said achoo, I ain’t even say bless you”
By the elder gods!
Dude, you can't disrespect the pope's son like that.
*Grandson
Oops 😬
Bet
I know you 🤔🤔
Carlos?
Dollar store Jake Paul
Tovarasul Ceausescu Don’t you mean “Walmart Jake Paul”
Tovarasul Ceausescu that's an insult to the dollar store
eBay N&A
Jake Paul is dollar store Jake Paul
#waluigi4smash he will never be added.
6:18 “I don’t like your music. I don’t like you Justin” best thing I ever heard
"My girlfriend wanted to elope"
"my grandma said nope"
*basically, robert frost is admitting that his girlfriend is his grandma*
I don’t get it
@Insom Niac It's Alabama
were you high while writing this
@treelon musk ya
@@lancewilson1722 Me?
Took me a while to realise this wasn't "It's Everyday Bro"
Tbh every day bro is better because it’s more memeable
@@liltidepod2452 they both are trash now shut up child
@@bruhmoment9914 I didn’t say they were good
@@liltidepod2452 correct but saying one is good is trash enough
@@bruhmoment9914 understandable
6:06 Critikal so disappointed he's legit about to fall into tears.
LMAO the video should just be that but of commentary
“Wubba Luba dub dub there is no god to bless you” is the best quote of all time
I don't know about you but this song's a banger. As in "make me want to bang my head against a wall" banger, but still.
Busta Nut I can’t believe I found someone with this PFP, I used to use this all the time 😭😩
Makes me want to tape my nuts to a table and bang then with a spiked bat
Pretty good, but it’s no
*BUY DAT MERCH*
*BUY DAT MERCH*
*BUY DAT MERCH*
Blue J I didn’t know ricegum dropped a new track
Blue J what a masterpiece! this shall be what we show to represent our planet as a whole.
Flame of Udun its selling like a god church
Only true songs have:
*BUY DAT MERCH*
*BUY DAT MERCH*
*BUY DAT MERCH*
Like the known and loved: 'Its Everyday Bro' (it hurt my soul to say that).
3:26
_Girl said achoo_
_I ain’t even say bless you_
Absolute Madlad
Bet he doesn't even thank the bus driver savage lit 🔥
Aphrodisia U HAVE TO. THANK. THE. BUS. DRIVER
Aphrodisia I find the meme weird since I actually used to thank the bus driver in middle school. I realized my mistake though and instead decided to cut him once per day upon exiting at my stop.
Umayrica that's rude!
“6 figures I was only 4”, the only figures a 4 year old would be getting would be action figures and also I never heard his name until now, let alone saw him in time square
‘Act 6 but I’m really 24’
That's probably the most underrated comment I've read this year
he's 24? I thought he was like 16
@@rayfan9876 idk if he’s 24
"on top of the bike like E.T."
that means the only thing he's achieved is riding a bike.
Maybe he gotta phone home for some money
Sitting in a basket on a bike... Elliott was the one riding the bike.
Just Some Guy on Quarantine huh
I think he means cowgirl sex
1 month too late, unoriginal.
Wanna see another one? Look up GucciBerry.
I'm sorry in advance.
Wade Wilson anything that has "Gucci" in it , is probably bad
Gas Mask look it up. I mean just the song title is so fucking cringe worthy
Gas Mask what's about Gucci Mane?
EchoControl gucci mane is fucking amazing
Why
He looks like a combination of TommyInnit and TheOdd1sOut, he sounds like a combination of Jake Paul and Pyrocynical
@@kgkomrin probably because they all have white skin and blonde hair
@madrai hahaha
*this mans voice sounds like the color black*
Vinthie Vinthie he talks in all lower case
I'm just waiting for the rascist comments
Vinthie Vinthie ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ɪᴛ's ᴀ sʜᴀᴅᴇ
ᎠᎬᏌᏚ ᏙᏌᏞᎢ God Wills It
please no bad words edgy
Pedo version of the song
She was 6 and I was 24
The fbi is knocking at my door
They said to keep my hands down on the floor
My family doesn’t like me anymore
Feel free to add on some more lyrics
Pics landed me in court
Only 5 terabytes nothing more
Jerked off to her picture
Fucking hardcore
Shit was loud
Judge couldn't take it no more
@@niekh6349
Now I'm in prison, death row
The inmates all hate me, I'm their hoe
I get buttfucked in my bed
Just put me in the chair make me dead
I grabbed the 6 year old, ran out the door
@@doosey6316 he said please bust me im bored
I also had 6 action figures when i was 4, was quite dope.
I had 10 you poor ass bitch
Very original
Wtf is a figure?
You ever heard of those marvel masher things? That shit was the bomb
@@nastytip3081 action figures.... google it
"Dad's Credit Card" - Robert Frost
You copied this idea didn't you
@@creativepop8196 Omg sherlock holmes master of all secrets of magician’s code, how did you know?!?!
3:00 "So I had to kick her out tha dort"
That had me dying lol
@@jake70700 same lol
*_d o r t_*
Pff what a D O R T
KNOCK KNOCK ITS THE DORT
Six fingers
i have genetic disorder
Don't call out mah boi Stanford Pines like that, homie.
And don't forget his erectile torsion
😂👌
Six fingers?
Someone has been looking for you.
The 6 fingered man.
Man, I've been a musician for years and stress at the thought of putting music online because I don't think it's good enough
Then I see this shit and think I may have a chance
DID HE JUST SAY "SO MANY KIDS ON MY CHODE"??
“So many chains I might choke”
Lol
@Zack what
@@lordjack2056 yes
Chris Hansen would like to know his location
There's a reason he's wanted in 29 states, my friend
Most serious face* "your grandfathers not the pope..."
Nice one lad
he looks like those white bullies that are in a high school movies.
This took the American dragon to say that.
@fishman he sure isn't
man looks like sid the kid lmao
he looks like the rich kid no one likes tbh
@@filiphal that is what he is.....
Cr1tikal looks genuinely pissed in this video. I'm pissed too just listening to this trash
Yes because he gets so much popularity for this shit. Cr1tikal edits his own videos and works hard for this shit and gets paid shit and gets demonitized while these douchtubers pay someone else to do this shit for them and don't even make good content they just half ass shit that would fool a little kid. Btw I have nothing against hiring editors it's just that he never struggled through anything and gets rewarded for being a piece of shit. Genuinely angers most people who aren't 5
@@alto2003 Well said mate.
Did THIS MAN just say “my girlfriend wanted to ELOPE, my grandma said nope”
Yeah but, Thank god his grandpa is the pope
Mark Lowey
Mark Lowey
"he sat in a bicycle and went home"
it's like i just saw the whole movie in a single phrase, thank you charlie
Lolol nice
Man Justin needs to take this music video down before his parents ground him.
amanda woolum his parents probably paid for it knowingly. Which makes me want to die.
Rhys Wilson, people watch his channel and like this kind of vid. Here's a loaded gun for you.
Even sloshing diarrhea in a toilet and smacking it on a hot dog and listening to someone eat it on a megaphone sounds better than this
The creators of 2 girls 1 cup want to talk to you...
What's with the child? The little one, not the "singing" one. Is he supposed to make me think of Dr Evil and Mini-me? Is that what he's going for here?
Maybe he's bragging that he's so rich nobody will arrest him for being a pedophile.
@@CaptainDoomsday you sir ...... are a connoisseur of memes
I hate to break it to you but he's called "Mini Jake Paul". Yeah, I know. This exists. FML
@@uriyaba7335 ok. That's a thing I know now. If he's mini Jake Paul, why is he doing a Mini-me act with this guy who's name I already forgot? Now I'm just picturing an awful nesting dolls of TH-camr doucheiness.
@@annme_87 So he could get his own six figures at the age of four :)
It's like a cult initiation thing but instead of blood it's "diss tracks".
Lmao
It’s the /fit/ chad club anon.
Alex Dai isn't your pfp a doctor from a hentai?
mubly snubly Why do you know that?
mubly snubly
It's not, I'm afraid to say I'm not into ugly bastards
I think it's supposed to mean "on top of the world" or something like that, but "on top of the bike like E.T." might be the stupidest analogy ever created by man.
"Bike" can be used euphemistically to refer to a promiscuous woman (everyone's had a ride on her) so "on top of the bike" could mean "banging sluts".
Yet it could always be worse
1 2 yeah right, the same dude who previously said "I don't say bless you when you sneeze, look how hardcore I am" can't possibly say the phrase on top of the bike referring to banging chicks.
CheapTactics Agreed, I refuse to belive this dude has ever come into contact with another human female that wasn't his mom.
That also requires a minimum understanding of word play, which he very obviously doesn't have
I’ve never even heard of this guy
Same.
Same, yet he brags about how famous he is, the irony, lmao
I never want to
So there's still hope for humanity
Good
Like ET, I would like to phone home after hearing this song.
Like ET, I want to commit suicide via shitty pixilated hole.
Uriah Siner Song?
Uriah Siner that would imply that this is music.
Uriah Siner also, speaking through memes? High class, kid.
I’ll be honest I never got this style of music anyway, even with the famous artists. its like baby toddler tv time beats
When you're so bad that so much autotune it would make a dog sound like a professional singer, still can't make you sound NOT BAD.
2:45 I got a speeding ticket and didn't go to court either. Most people don't. You can go to the station and pay or pay online
His father gave this boy a small loan of a million dollars
It was only a meager $250,000, even a four year old deserves more than that, must have been hard for him.
Plot twist, his dad is the cheeto of our country- I mean. Trump.
that would be 7 figures
@@ExtremeKing 1,000,000 is 7 digits,dude in the music video said he got 6 digits,so that would be 100,000
He's not a menace to society.
He's a menace to everyone's ears.
Hey there , 8 months after
@conor quigley Hey there, 3 hours ago
@@liambuchan2458 Hey there 5 days after
Both
Hes both
bro became the english teacher when examining the song
His voice sounds like a person who had their vocal cords drenched in bleach during puberty.
It happened when i was only 4.
@@donnish3326 'When I was only fo"
Charlie face is so symmetrical
i remember reading this in the comment section a little while ago.. :/
It’s cuz he’s an android
Todd Segel a perfect android
GHOSTRRIDERR synth
he's got a nice face, no homo
FYI: Professor Carl Sagan included this blapper on the Golden Record.
I am unable to actually believe this is genuine. This has to be a joke, there is no way a person made this without any irony whatsoever. My mind will not let me think that.
You underestimate how stupid some people are
0:37 Jesus, you couldn’t made yourself anymore quieter.
The Derp Chaos asmr?
Yet, you would also complain if it was loud... It's not that hard to hear, if your volume is at a normal level
no but it was really quiet dood
Durzak I mean at a normal level that part is 20x quieter than the rest of the song
"There is no god to bless you"
-Penguiz0
This song is like an ad for genital herpes
more Dankness you can’t get genital herpes if you hadn’t had sex.
Charlie's singular joke about taking notes eclipses every single thing Justin has ever done
Beat so lit I just want to put myself on fire for having to listen to such crap
Hey I just saw a comment u put on one of Markipliers videos
joe smith yeah who cares?
hey you forgot emojis
A Vsaucy Boi bet it burned bad coming out.
joe smith ive seen him around alot
The pre-jesus look charlie
i believe he’s referring to the fact that E.T was in theaters for over a year cuz everyone loved it. other than that i have no clue what he’s talking about
Song's so fire charlie decided to get a third shirt to celebrate the ocasion
this has to be satire, right?
You're not from around here.
you must be new...
Oh shit I found the exploding fish guy in the wild, I remember when you said you didn't click with Charlies videos and now look where we are
pretty sure he's referring to the original video lads, not this one
You must be ET, right?
3:27 why is the child wearing a trash bag?😂💀
Some dumb sense of fashion I suppose
@@randomguy8995 yup 😂
Lmaoo im fucking dead😂😂
Idiot
Marcobeast666 _ its little jake paul..... its not even a joke.
“Six fingers in him he was only 4”