I legit believed the video was real until halfway in. The fact that this is essentially an episode summary disguised as a world record progression video is actually genius. Great job!
when i started speedrunning the largest crap record my life was in a dark place. i had just gotten out of prison, i was addicted to numerous hard drugs, and i had no money to my name. but the people i've met through this wonderful community have changed my life in ways i can't even articulate. truly, the largest stool challenge brings together people from around the globe like nothing i've seen before
The use of Dall-E AI generated images of historical figures of the distant past holding onto enormous logs of poop is excellently implemented and I'm proud of you for making this joke for going way too hard.
I admire this dedication to create a build-up of almost 18 minutes for a 16 seconds long delivery. Just like House Hexagon's masterpiece about World of Warcraft's Stonetalon Mountains zone. This had me captivated the entire time. 👍🏻
I went to school with a guy who would actually intentionally hold in his dumps so they could be absolutely massive. One time I walked through the locker room and saw someone left a turd in one of the toilets, I kid you not, it was so long that several inches were up out of the water. Easily a foot long log. When I started asking who did it he just had the most satisfied grin ever. Only thing that bothered me was the lack of toilet paper in the bowl.
|'m surprised you put this much effort into the video without knowing it's "Courics" not "Kurichs" as in Katie Couric, a journalist that the south park creators didn't like, so they used her as a unit of fecal measurement. Huff Post made an article about it years ago
They even use her full name in the episode when they define the unit as "approximately two and a half pounds of excrement." Brilliant video, nevertheless.
I had an 18 incher once... started down in the back of the toilet and came up out of the water, went back down into the hole and then turned and came all the way back up out of the water again. I was pretty proud
I love this video, it accurately demonstrates how all summoning salt videos are told to us, from using the same music, to the intro, to even having a timeline. This was very clever and well thought out
The way this whole thing turned out to be a brilliant 18 minute long joke about how shit big mouth is... I just... I just can't, this was f*cking glorious. I was walking around at a shopping centre when the big mouth joke hit and I stopped dead still, then proceeded to bellow out the heartiest, and loudest guffaw of a laugh that I've ever mustered, causing about 30 people to suddenly stare at me, I didn't care, it was so worth it, I didn't even care that they all then saw me literally drop to the ground and break down in tears of comedic joy, what the actual f*ck blooms how did you do this???? My god, you will forever be a legend in my eyes.
You know it may seem silly for Randy to cry over recounting the title being taken but its really a human moment. Even though it's a comedy show and a silly joke imagine thinking you've done something no one else is capable of just to have the award ripped out of your hands. There's billions of people on the planet and I can't remember who said (loosely quoting this) "there's is no feeling more human than the want to be remarkable."
I'll share this with all of my friends, and explain who summoning salt is, and the trend of youtube videos about speedrunning world records History that blew up massively since the pandemic, and the fact that none of them will find it funny is my personal cross to bear
Please never stop with the South Park uploads, we can hand together and give you video ideas as a community if you run out of ideas too. There’s such little content like this on South Park coming out rn
Bring a tear to my eye I think the reason why we all watch TV shows it’s to escape the reality which we are in watching 4 boys going on a crazy adventures is truly one of the great pleasures of this reality
Blooms wins best youtuber for collabing the Summoning Salt song in his video 😭at this point all he was missing was Wendigoon to pop up in his video too and this video would've broke records 😭
I'm surprised Trump isn't on the list for the biggest piece of crap. Either him or Elon Musk. I'm not sure which of them is #2, but one of them sure is.
How did it go down? I imagine one of two ways... He was already writing the video and was reminded of the final joke by an episode. Or he took the time to craft the entire video after realizing how badly he disliked the show. I really like to believe it was the latter.
Much like the hell on earth episode I feel like this entire video was created just for a one line joke and to that end I commend your efforts 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Then that world record was beaten by the streaming service HBO on January 12, 2023 with the release of the show Velma, with it's first season being worth 500 kurichs long
Jesus Christ. Even doing the Kurig math in the beginning; imagine taking a shit that weighed five fucking pounds and that being less than half of the world record 😂 Brilliant. I bet some people actually watched this and believed it. Edit: lmao, I also never once noticed that this entire scenario sort of parallels The King Of Kong. Fucking hilarious.
Lol, that Summoning Salt intro! Amazing. But isn't it a Couric? Based on the show, it's a reference to Katie Couric... other than that, great spoof. The joke at the end made me laugh hard.
For the record, Big Mouth is a lot better than people give it credit for. Say what you want about it, but it has made major strides in character development and story progression It has tacked, teen anxiety and depression, body positivity, vagina shame, grief, genre and sexuality issues and communication in a relationship Whether or not it's good is debatable but you must admit it's better than the first season and Velma
Being on the methadone clinic I don’t look forward to when I have to go (which is like once a week sometimes). It’s awful and would not want it for my worst enemy
Everyone is calling out the summoning salt inspiration, but the "welcome to a moment in history" made my suspicions that this was also secret base inspired true. S tier content
I’m not sure how drunk you were while coming up with this, but it’s blooms so I’m still going to watch it
ThTs literally what I said just now
Real
If blooms was drunk coming up with this I recommend he drink more often. This was amazing.
it's like a documentary... i love it!
I’m not sure how drunk I am while watching this, but this this the most hilarious take an an episode I think I’ve ever seen. Pure comedy gold 🎉🎉
I legit believed the video was real until halfway in.
The fact that this is essentially an episode summary disguised as a world record progression video is actually genius. Great job!
Bono is what made me realize it was bs... hehe get it. B.S
@@skyluke9476I didn’t realize until he mentioned Randy, since South Park does base some of its episodes off of real things
I thought this was going to be a documentary on Bono.
this is what good writing does
shows how good he is at creating content
And the picture of the guy from the 50's wearing modern day clothes lol
It took me far too long to realize I wasn't actually watching a summoning salt video. This is a masterpiece
Lol
Dude I feel you, I clicked it and got confused cuz I thought I was on blooms page then realized xD
Intro was perfect!
when summoning salt fails, blooms picks up his slack
Or his crap
@@darthsnarf Nice one lmao
A fellow man of culture I see 👏
Summoning Salt never fails. Always delivers!
@@TrialzGTAS true
The masterpiece we didn't know we needed
better than Pat Burke ?
Damn I didn't not expect you to be in the comment section, wow
dbggggggg
Legendary
Lads lads lads 😂
I can't believe he skipped over Arethra Franklin's record setting dump at a Hardee's in Memphis in 1998
He also didn't mention the biddy.
Oooh Family Guy reference! Nice. Deep cut, too. LOL
Chris! You were right it was '98!
@@Lone_Logan that was a genuis punchline! Not that it was a Hardee's or Aretha Franklin, no, the year was what they were arguing about! 😂
when i started speedrunning the largest crap record my life was in a dark place. i had just gotten out of prison, i was addicted to numerous hard drugs, and i had no money to my name. but the people i've met through this wonderful community have changed my life in ways i can't even articulate. truly, the largest stool challenge brings together people from around the globe like nothing i've seen before
😞
God bless you sir
damn can i buy ur stuff pls?
yeah opium will do that to ya!
The use of Dall-E AI generated images of historical figures of the distant past holding onto enormous logs of poop is excellently implemented and I'm proud of you for making this joke for going way too hard.
THE END HAS ME SCREAMING THOUGH 😂
I admire this dedication to create a build-up of almost 18 minutes for a 16 seconds long delivery.
Just like House Hexagon's masterpiece about World of Warcraft's Stonetalon Mountains zone.
This had me captivated the entire time. 👍🏻
*craptivated
As a history student I found this a thorough study of an overlooked chapter of history. 😂
As a fellow history major, all I gotta say is I'm sorry for choosing to be a history major
actually paleoscatology is a thing, yes you can literally get paid to study turds...
I went to school with a guy who would actually intentionally hold in his dumps so they could be absolutely massive. One time I walked through the locker room and saw someone left a turd in one of the toilets, I kid you not, it was so long that several inches were up out of the water. Easily a foot long log. When I started asking who did it he just had the most satisfied grin ever. Only thing that bothered me was the lack of toilet paper in the bowl.
How many kurats was it
No chance he ruins his behemoth with toilet paper
What the actual fuck
holy shit, that's a man on a mission to confuse
@@itstrashboi4142that is literally a holy crap
|'m surprised you put this much effort into the video without knowing it's "Courics" not "Kurichs" as in Katie Couric, a journalist that the south park creators didn't like, so they used her as a unit of fecal measurement. Huff Post made an article about it years ago
Thats right, cant believe he missed that 😂
They even use her full name in the episode when they define the unit as "approximately two and a half pounds of excrement."
Brilliant video, nevertheless.
In 2008, I saw this episode when I was in middle school. My juvenile self loved it. I used to call Randy, The Crap Man.
God this is the video that's gonna get you to 100k. I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing
its so fucking depressing that this is one of his least viewed videos
@@bitterman7258 it will eventually trust me
I had an 18 incher once... started down in the back of the toilet and came up out of the water, went back down into the hole and then turned and came all the way back up out of the water again. I was pretty proud
Hell yeah brother
And his name.. was Randy Marsh.
That was a monster crap. XD
That's beautiful, man 🫶
The summoning salt intro music killed me. I didn’t know what to expect, but this is was amazing! Keep it up!
I like the idea that someone will come across this video and take it completely seriously
Yes!
I love this video, it accurately demonstrates how all summoning salt videos are told to us, from using the same music, to the intro, to even having a timeline. This was very clever and well thought out
This is actually quite funny and a great parody of summoning salt. 😂 Oh shit shots fired at the end. Lol 😂😂😂😂
Also a parody of Secret Base: Welcome to a Moment in History
The way this whole thing turned out to be a brilliant 18 minute long joke about how shit big mouth is... I just... I just can't, this was f*cking glorious. I was walking around at a shopping centre when the big mouth joke hit and I stopped dead still, then proceeded to bellow out the heartiest, and loudest guffaw of a laugh that I've ever mustered, causing about 30 people to suddenly stare at me, I didn't care, it was so worth it, I didn't even care that they all then saw me literally drop to the ground and break down in tears of comedic joy, what the actual f*ck blooms how did you do this???? My god, you will forever be a legend in my eyes.
slay
how many people clapped ?
That definitely didn’t happen lmfao
@@aethos0 /r/thathappened
@maxchur at least twelve thousand. I was there, and when everyone saw that I had borne witness to such an event, they all clapped for me, too...
You know it may seem silly for Randy to cry over recounting the title being taken but its really a human moment. Even though it's a comedy show and a silly joke imagine thinking you've done something no one else is capable of just to have the award ripped out of your hands. There's billions of people on the planet and I can't remember who said (loosely quoting this) "there's is no feeling more human than the want to be remarkable."
As soon as I heard the music in the beginning, I knew this was going to be good
facts
I'll share this with all of my friends, and explain who summoning salt is, and the trend of youtube videos about speedrunning world records History that blew up massively since the pandemic, and the fact that none of them will find it funny is my personal cross to bear
I'm in tears, bravo. The Bigmouth snear at the end absolutely floored me
Please never stop with the South Park uploads, we can hand together and give you video ideas as a community if you run out of ideas too. There’s such little content like this on South Park coming out rn
I see you're a man of culture as well. Let's hope this masterpiece won't get taken down due to copyright problems.
Finally a genuinely smart, knolagable video essay on a controversial topic that is never discussed
This video copies these Speedrun WR videos so perfectly, I love it.
You know it’s gonna be intense when you think the video is over but there is still 10 minutes left😬
This is the video no one wanted but we all needed
This is where this man peaked in quality for his videos.
why did this release as soon as I entered the bathroom
I love how this is being told as if it's a history of speedruns, it's great 👍
The sheer level of parody, and commitment to the bit is praise worthy. Nuff said.
This is south park level satire lol
Just about as entertaining as most *world record* videos
the fact you made this just like a speed run documentary video is just pure gold, i loved this
Any video that opens with a song by HOME is always 100% accurate.
NNN really does stuff to you. Bro really made an entire video to get his mind off of it
The fact that Blooms watches Summoning Salt pleases me
I'm calling my power company to cancel my account, this is all the electricity I need
Bring a tear to my eye I think the reason why we all watch TV shows it’s to escape the reality which we are in watching 4 boys going on a crazy adventures is truly one of the great pleasures of this reality
I love the Summoning Salt riff lol. You executed it perfectly
Ayo? Summoning Salt reference? Nice.
1:59 Human fæces has existed as long as the genus _Homo,_ because all species in the genus are considered humans.
Blooms wins best youtuber for collabing the Summoning Salt song in his video 😭at this point all he was missing was Wendigoon to pop up in his video too and this video would've broke records 😭
That’s the content we weren’t expecting, but that we needed
The fact I'm willing to watch this shit at 7:31AM on a monday morning says a lot
I was legit asking myself this question a couple days ago, thanks for giving me something to view on.
I'm surprised Trump isn't on the list for the biggest piece of crap. Either him or Elon Musk. I'm not sure which of them is #2, but one of them sure is.
Randy went through a whole Dragon Ball training ark just to take a crap
Watching on the toilet to truly appreciate this masterpiece
Really good video but I was expecting an actual documentary about the biggest crap records. You think you could make that too?
Now the record has been taken by Elon musk
Quite possibly my favorite parody I've seen in a while! Great video
The ending on who has the current record was incredible.
Man, you really should have waited a couple more months to do this. HBO just shattered the record after plopping out Velma.
This is the most South Park South Park content I have ever seen
Truly fascinating history. I really do wish south park would recognize bigmouth as the biggest crap though
For a hot minute I thought it was gonna be actual history but then the timeline started.
Please get drunk again writing your next videos script
The fractured bottwhole in real life
Once you get the end joke, you have to watch it again to really appreciate the largesse of the crap talk! 😉
18 minutes just to make a big mouth joke. Now that's dedication to one's craft
How did it go down? I imagine one of two ways... He was already writing the video and was reminded of the final joke by an episode. Or he took the time to craft the entire video after realizing how badly he disliked the show. I really like to believe it was the latter.
Much like the hell on earth episode I feel like this entire video was created just for a one line joke and to that end I commend your efforts 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
That set up and climax was better than my sex life well done sir
I love this original and self made video format.
The same font, same music, same transitions, it really is perfect.
MY GOD EVEN THE FREAKING SUMMONING SALT SONG THIS IS AWESOME WITH THE FONT AND EVERYTHING DAMN
That plot twist at the end. Beautiful.
Then that world record was beaten by the streaming service HBO on January 12, 2023 with the release of the show Velma, with it's first season being worth 500 kurichs long
Fun Fact: Parts of the plot of More Crap are actually inspired by the documentary The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
Jesus Christ. Even doing the Kurig math in the beginning; imagine taking a shit that weighed five fucking pounds and that being less than half of the world record 😂
Brilliant. I bet some people actually watched this and believed it.
Edit: lmao, I also never once noticed that this entire scenario sort of parallels The King Of Kong.
Fucking hilarious.
This might be the best litteral shitpost i've seen in a long time
Lol, that Summoning Salt intro! Amazing. But isn't it a Couric? Based on the show, it's a reference to Katie Couric... other than that, great spoof. The joke at the end made me laugh hard.
What an oddly good use of AI images
For the record, Big Mouth is a lot better than people give it credit for.
Say what you want about it, but it has made major strides in character development and story progression
It has tacked, teen anxiety and depression, body positivity, vagina shame, grief, genre and sexuality issues and communication in a relationship
Whether or not it's good is debatable but you must admit it's better than the first season and Velma
I knew i recognized that music... That "a moment in history" at the end got me good. God tier reference.
Hilarious video combining South Park and summoning salt a great combination
Dude, I love you. How badly I wish we could just shoot the shit about South Park. Finally, someone on my level of fanhood!
Being on the methadone clinic I don’t look forward to when I have to go (which is like once a week sometimes). It’s awful and would not want it for my worst enemy
this is how you steal a format 10/10 well done im sure salt would be proud
Literal shitpost
Everyday someone takes the worlds largest crap. They just don’t know it so they don’t tell anyone
Bloom made this video all to literally shit on big mouth. Now that's dedication
wait was this whole video just a buildup to you shitting on big mouth? truly great content here
Everyone is calling out the summoning salt inspiration, but the "welcome to a moment in history" made my suspicions that this was also secret base inspired true. S tier content
The big mouth diss at the end was the toothpick on top of this turd sandwich. 100/10
Part of me is kinda disapointed that this is not about the real worlds largest crap. lol good vid tho
I thought the South Park episode said 2 pounds was one Katy Couric.
Summoning Salt could never 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
I love that this has the same kind of vive that the track mania récords story videos that I have seen
Next video: “The History of the Longest Piss Ever Taken”
Donkey Kong is a classic game
I didn’t realise this was a parody at first but when the music started I died 😂
What do you mean? You take a reasonable sized doodie and you feed him the biddie
Amazing video. It's like if Karl Jobst watched South Park
What the actual hell am i watching. You had me in the first half not gonna lie
I thought I clicked on a summoning salt video at first 😂
History Channel needs this documentary, badly!
Remember their documentary of the Pilgrim and Indian aliens landing on Plymouth Rock for the first Thanksgiving. It was the inspiration for Thor.
That Big Mouth bitchslap at the end! DAYUM