Fell asleep while watching this vod for like an hour last night, woke up, turned it off and went back to bed normally. I remember thinking after that “I wonder if that could have some weird psychological effect on me haha” and then proceeded to have the most vivid nightmare I’ve had in years that ended with me getting shot to death
Imagine being born and one of the first things you see is Jermas massive head next to the tank, staring at you and going, “PLAY-DOH. CHICKEN STRIPS. MAC AND CHEESE.”
Imagine dying and being reborn and one of the first things you see is jerma's massive head next to the tank, staring at you and going, "PLAY-DOH. CHICKEN STRIPS. MAC AND CHEESE."
I am not joking when I say that at least 1000 of the views on this VOD are from me. I don’t like my room being too dark while I sleep but I don’t have a lamp or anything so I turn this on every night so I have a little glow in my room. It’s long enough that I can wake up in the morning and turn it off without worrying about it shutting off in the middle of the night. I’ve been doing this for about 3 years now. Thank you for letting me get a good nights sleep Jerma.
“Seaman will get upset if you say things he doesn’t understand, or if you willfully repeat the same thing over and over” Jerma, mere minutes later: GARFIELD. GARFIELD. YOU ARE GARFIELD. YOUR NAME IS GARFIELD. GARFIELD. YOU ARE GARFIELD
One of my favourite things to do when he does these long ass streams is to look at the first 5 minutes of face cam and compare it to the last 5 minutes. You can see how much of his soul has left his body.
1:53:10 there's something slightly funny yet genuinely morbid and terrifying about watching this entire part unfold; the way jerma frantically tries to talk to it as it floats up lifelessly, christ lol
"hey, you, english! heaven! you'll be alright" jerma trying to calm it while its experiencing its last moments is absolutely one of his best jokes holy shit i started crying from laughing
I can't wait for the seaman to start asking for Jermas social security and address. "Hmm very interesting, and where do you keep the spare key to your house"
I sleep to this almost every night, the sea man's calming voice, the relaxing bubbling and tank sounds, jermas familiar comforting voice, a long runtime with a relatively minimal amount of ads, it's a combination of the most sleep aiding things for me it's genuinely so nice
this has become the world's most bizarre comfort video for me. love falling asleep to it and waking up to random phases of the seaman's evolution as jerma gets more concerned and offended by its increase in awareness
the way it's silent other than the game noises and the voices is kinda soothing to be honest, usually i prefer when streamers play music in the bg but for some reason it was nice without it this time
The premise of this game is great. You spend so much time and effort loving and caring for these weird fishmen only for them to repay you by spending all their time talking down to you.
It's so nothing but I am deeply entertained by Jerma desperately trying to find out how to switch the lights on but the manual only offers him a dungeons and dragons esque bestiary on fucking mushroomers
When Jerma tries to tickle the baby seaman and it says “Bad Touch, Bad Touch!” And Jerma just pauses the game and speaks quietly cuz he’s so embarrassed by it XD
This was the first jerma video i watched. I was convinced he was insane, as anyone who could play this game for 11 hours must be. I wasn't entirely wrong
You know, people say "This is probably someone's first Jerma stream" but I never really consider it until someone actually says it. The concept's pretty funny.
Ah this was the stream where an ancient Egyptian frogman with the face of a middle aged Japanese man forced a streamer to espouse his political and religious views; so ending his career. One for the archives indeed.
@@biggaylol5438 your statement made it sound like its not the worst murder in the history in fact its an understatement. He commited wide genocide from 1854-1914, truly a horrible tragedy and that means this guy is also a vampire since his body can't age he said that hes like 35 but he actually existed before the cretaceous era...
3:25:16 I love how Jerma got offended lol Greg "What month is your sweetie's birthday in?" Jerma "April." Greg "April?" Jerma "Yes." Greg "An April fool huh? Feel free to use that joke if you'd like." Jerma "The f*ck did you say?"
whoever took the time to do the captions on this, wow, thank you, a thousand times, truly selfless and helps people who can't hear well enjoy the content so much more
@@jellyfishfingernailSAMEEE and i swear i feel like the auto-generated youtube captions myself sometimes the way i completely mishear simple sentences all the time
@@crepuscule7721 the English spoke in 450 ad would be unrecognisable to modern speakers. Linguists think the furthest a modern speaker could go back and communicate effectively is around 1400
I fell asleep at the beginning of the stream and woke up right before jerma said "Do you know how it feels to boil alive?" and I've never woken up faster in my life
this stream is so funny to me because why would he tell the truth to the point he has to hide his mouth and mute his mic when he could literally just lie LMAO bro, you're talking to a leonard nimoy frogman... you don't have to tell him whether or not you think the person you're dating is "the one". god bless 'im, though
seaman: "do you believe in true love?" jerma: "no. it's fairytale bullshit." seaman: "y'know most virgos possess wildly passionate hearts... i guess not you though. anyways, i have to shit." this is soooo fucking hysterical
Or just imagine the same tech but with like so many more lines. They could even spread it across a bunch of voice actors and say it’s different fish. I really like the potential but I doubt it’ll happen
seeing stuff like this makes me so sad. Sega used to genuinely make some of the coolest and most creative fucking games ever and now they barely really do anything. it makes me sorta sad
The game has 11000 voice samples already, which is honestly insane as a Dreamcast GD-Rom Discs only hold 1.1 GB, it's filled to the brim and if there was more space i don't doubt there would be wayyy more.
I was there for the WHOLE stream. I even stayed after when he hosted Criken. By the 9th hour I was wondering if the stream would ever end but by the 11th I was wishing that it never would. Honestly the most fun I've had in weeks. Hands down the best stream I've ever watched. Thank you Jerma so much for that gift of an experience.
"sometimes i feel like I connect with my dog and we have the same dreams" regardless of whether or not thats real, its the most adorable thing I've ever heard
@@themyofmy that's a good though but no :( because they expect you to live on your own and tell you you're big enough to do things alone even tho you don't feel ready because they never made you help them in the household.... maybe that's not every parent experience sfgsdhf basically those aliens know more about caring for humans than real humans do and that thought comforts me.
Compact streamer finds out about the joy and pain of fatherhood while raising his freaky human-fish-frog hybrid who keeps asking him loaded questions for 12 hours
imagine being born, just getting used to your body and surroundings and then you see and hear a man repeatedly saying "what is your purpose? what is your purpose? WHERE'S THE MOTHERSHIP?!"
"We breathe CO2, right? So if the O2 on there was too much, it would be like... uh, helium. It would turn into H2O, which would be helium." 37:13 I believe Jerma is secretly a mad scientist and says shit like this to throw us off the trail
i love this vod so much. SO much. i'm obsessed. this vod singlehandedly made me want to get a dreamcast and play this. its SO cool. im blown away by how well the game INCLUDING the responses and mic pickup. i cant believe there wasnt more of a huge deal made about this game. if i saw this during the era where it was new and recent i probably would have shit myself and thought the fame was actually alive. Even now this seems like the most futuristic shit to me for some reason. i keep coming back to this vod over and over and over. so grateful honestly
It's still fuckin cool I inironically put this game up on the game tier next to resident evil and the evil within desire being a completely different genre. Is still pay $20-$60 for this game because DANG I want it
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Fell asleep while watching this vod for like an hour last night, woke up, turned it off and went back to bed normally. I remember thinking after that “I wonder if that could have some weird psychological effect on me haha” and then proceeded to have the most vivid nightmare I’ve had in years that ended with me getting shot to death
WHAT THE FUCK ????
LOSING MY MIND ST THIS RN
me with his "the long drive" stream
nvm i think this streams way worse
Talking fish also has opposable thumbs and tiny gun, watch out.
Jerma getting upset at him being called a virgin and then proceeding to say “what about YOU” to the 3 day old fish is so fucking funny
Timestamp please
@@Eskobear011 2:20:37
ermm 4 day old fish actually 🤓
that hes been watching the entire time
i love to fall asleep to a jerma stream and then get woken up by the same stream in the morning
i loved waking up to garfield getting fucked and then dying (edit: 4:23:15)
@@zombiejesusss hmm ok we've signed you up for therapy
:)
honestly thought 4:23:15 maybe didnt happen until i spent 20 minutes looking for it
Lol same
Imagine being born and one of the first things you see is Jermas massive head next to the tank, staring at you and going, “PLAY-DOH. CHICKEN STRIPS. MAC AND CHEESE.”
American baby
Imagine dying and being reborn and one of the first things you see is jerma's massive head next to the tank, staring at you and going, "PLAY-DOH. CHICKEN STRIPS. MAC AND CHEESE."
@@JacobKinsley Copy-paste Andy.
he's listing what he ate for breakfast that morning
@@Zackary938”Fortnite”
when jerma tickled the fish and it said "bad touch bad touch" and he looked absolutely MORTIFIED i laughed so hard that i almost threw up
TIMESTAMP
@@kiwi3310 around 1:54:43
@@jermafan9000thank you based jermafan9000 i searched so hard and couldnt find it
you didnt need to add the throwing up part
@@Greeeeeeeeeeeeoit adds to the funny
i love that jerma refers to national anthems as "theme songs"
but thats what they are
timestamp 1:06:28
Horst Wessel Lied is a killer theme song.
The national ost.
Jerma’s mind is an enigma, and we are grateful for it
HEAVEN. HEAVEN. YOU- ENGLISH, HEAVEN. EVERYTHING GONNA BE ALRIGHT, HEAVEN.
lmao time stamp? I think i slept through that
James Of The Wired 1:53:20
The "quick QUICK QUICK" to himself had me rolling. He was taking it so seriously 😂
I died
His constant “I love you” to the dying frog too... ;-;
3:52:00 Jerma mutes his mic and the fish snitches on him.
Ethan Snider Im laughing a little, but poor Jerma.
He’s just fucking with Chat, but it’s a great gag
You can see the "auh...fuc u fish" in his eyes
The way it turned to look at him was terrifying
saus
I am not joking when I say that at least 1000 of the views on this VOD are from me. I don’t like my room being too dark while I sleep but I don’t have a lamp or anything so I turn this on every night so I have a little glow in my room. It’s long enough that I can wake up in the morning and turn it off without worrying about it shutting off in the middle of the night. I’ve been doing this for about 3 years now. Thank you for letting me get a good nights sleep Jerma.
This is the best comment.
This is actually so silly of you but also kinda sweet at the same time
Same here for real
I think the scientific term for this is mental illness
😅
“Seaman will get upset if you say things he doesn’t understand, or if you willfully repeat the same thing over and over”
Jerma, mere minutes later: GARFIELD. GARFIELD. YOU ARE GARFIELD. YOUR NAME IS GARFIELD. GARFIELD. YOU ARE GARFIELD
What kind of sociopath would willingly play Seaman for 11 HOURS
Jerma, the freak, the freakiest... of the minds!
we live in a strange and broken society and it has always been that way
fault3k we live
This guy’s a sociopath? It’s a joke?
@@fault3k Edgy
One of my favourite things to do when he does these long ass streams is to look at the first 5 minutes of face cam and compare it to the last 5 minutes. You can see how much of his soul has left his body.
Wow, thanks for this insight. I never thought about doing this xD
first hours vs. 10:24:25 - 10:27:27
@@monowavy He really did end the stream with the beat thing
This holds up even if the face cam is only on for a total of five minutes
Great idea
1:53:10 there's something slightly funny yet genuinely morbid and terrifying about watching this entire part unfold; the way jerma frantically tries to talk to it as it floats up lifelessly, christ lol
He's guiding it through the bardo
dark humor is the greatest thing
"hey, you, english! heaven! you'll be alright" jerma trying to calm it while its experiencing its last moments is absolutely one of his best jokes holy shit i started crying from laughing
It walks the perfect line between utterly depressing and hilarious.
Im going to be dying and hear jerma going “HEAVEN. HEAVEN” as my last thoughts.
1:56:40 "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry." "GO EAT BROTHER. EAT BROTHER."
“Why doesn’t anyone want to talk to me anymore?” This guy is a PSYCHO
I love how jermas response to the frog asking him if he believes in a higher power is that sometimes he thinks him and his dog share the same dreams.
Baby Fish comes over, babbling baby talk.
Jerma: *Tenses up, back straight, looking extremely concerned* G O O D A F T E R N O O N
Timestamp?
That's how I talk to kids sometimes they find it funny
@@Sand926e1 53:28
@@gmoroder it’s been a year bro do you think he’ll see it
@@bonemeat3917 Maybe not, but someone else who's looking for it will. I was one of them
Watching him get more embarrassed and sink lower in his chair as the questions get more personal is honestly one of the best parts of this stream
I can't wait for the seaman to start asking for Jermas social security and address. "Hmm very interesting, and where do you keep the spare key to your house"
Kinda weird but alr
@@johnbacon4997”HA! My knowledge of you and your family grows ever more complete….”
I love that he immediately forgets repeating stuff pisses them off
HOMESTUCK
homestuck
He has to repeat it if the indicatior doesnt change
english. english. english. english. english. english. english. english.
I sleep to this almost every night, the sea man's calming voice, the relaxing bubbling and tank sounds, jermas familiar comforting voice, a long runtime with a relatively minimal amount of ads, it's a combination of the most sleep aiding things for me it's genuinely so nice
same, but then you wake up and open your eyes and its
i was having a nice sleep to this until the damn pregnancy bit
@@jackbob3038 the what 😭 I’m an hour in and reading this comment was like being hit by a car
jerma fans are a different breed
@@PeelingCeiling35you’ve probably seen it already by now, but it’s 5:56:56
the fish implying that he has naked videos of jerma is incredible hilarious
i need them frfr
(this is a joke btw)
timestamp?
@@jellyfishfingernail 3:57:20
Who doesn't lol
This is an Expert difficulty Jerma stream
yeah
the dark souls of jerma streams
@@JacobKinsley On stream.
@@JacobKinsley i like knowing his actual dark souls streams are the kirby of his streams
@@xenonbreakout his tf2 videos are the Mario odyssey assist mode of streams
3:40:17 no joke fish just makes fun of him for being a streamer and he doesn't even notice, lmao
You bringing it up is worse
@@user-md3is4dq2d wut
:O dayummmmm
@@DieWorm Ill remember you're face so they're face is why're would you keep trying to talk?
@@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin what
1:53:35 why has no one mentioned jerma shouting heaven at a dead fish so it wouldn't fear death????
SEAMAN! HEAVEN! NOW!
please jeremy, we can't keep doing this
@@InebriatedImbecile not again sweetheart D:
XD
@@InebriatedImbecile aha i get it
@@InebriatedImbecile Haha i get that reference
Greg: *spends two full minutes giving birth to six eggs and then dies*
Jerma: *_Let's Talk_*
I WAS READING THE COMMENTS AROUND LIKE 4 HOURS AND 27 MINUTES AND YOU SPOILED IT 😭
@@smokugokuSAME IM UPSET LMAOO
GREG DIES???? THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR READING COMMENTS DURING THE VIDEO NOOOOOO
@@fishparty7 yup
this has become the world's most bizarre comfort video for me. love falling asleep to it and waking up to random phases of the seaman's evolution as jerma gets more concerned and offended by its increase in awareness
the way it's silent other than the game noises and the voices is kinda soothing to be honest, usually i prefer when streamers play music in the bg but for some reason it was nice without it this time
The premise of this game is great. You spend so much time and effort loving and caring for these weird fishmen only for them to repay you by spending all their time talking down to you.
Must be what having a teenager is like
They're philosphers. Talking nonsense that makes you think. But they also give you lip
@@thaksjtube it is
@@thaksjtube wear protection yall
just like raising real children :D
Compare jerma at 1:21:23 to jerma at 6:45:00 and wonder how tf he played this for 11 hours
I saw this comment on tik tok
lmfaoooo
this comment did numbers on tumblr
@@faurt not my first rodeo
@@r.j.macready3218 DAMN LMAO FR?
That Gillman responded to "hey, garfield" with "thanks, pooky". That's the name of Garfield's teddy bear.
What a coincidence
COINCIDENCE? I THINK probably...
Garfield was really big in the 90's so I wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional.
I hat Monday
@@dotsydude monday
2:10:20 the way he becomes viscerally uncomfortable when he realizes they're not a baby anymore LOOL
IM CRYING HIS FACE THE WAY HE BLINKED WITH A STRAIGHT FACE 😭
It's so nothing but I am deeply entertained by Jerma desperately trying to find out how to switch the lights on but the manual only offers him a dungeons and dragons esque bestiary on fucking mushroomers
One of my favourite parts lol
i dont know whats worse, this guy playing seaman for 11 hours or the fact that ive been watching him play for 11 hours straight
good news is ive paid off all my animal crossing debts
Congrats
unrelated but you have the best icon ive ever seen
@@Pockehhh nah i've seen better
@@Pockehhh oooooo I just realized it's a combo of two ichigos lmao
"What do you like most about yourself?"
".....chin."
The look of genuine upset shock on Jerma's face after seeing the cannibalization is actually hilarious
When Jerma tries to tickle the baby seaman and it says “Bad Touch, Bad Touch!” And Jerma just pauses the game and speaks quietly cuz he’s so embarrassed by it XD
Every time Leonard Nimoy says "You're doing a good job" I feel so safe
FR his voice is so calming
You're doing a good job
Me toooooo
fr like i believe him now. maybe i am doing a good job :)
2:20:40 Virgin Jerma vs Chad Seaman
This was the first jerma video i watched. I was convinced he was insane, as anyone who could play this game for 11 hours must be. I wasn't entirely wrong
You know, people say "This is probably someone's first Jerma stream" but I never really consider it until someone actually says it. The concept's pretty funny.
My first jerma video was him reviewing community emotes
No you were not
My first Jerma video was an adhd compilation and i just tumbled down a rabbit hole of his streams ever since
Oh he's insane alright; but the "good" kind of insane
"this isnt even a stream anymore this is just frog has a podcast"
The Jerma 11 Hour Seaman Stream fandom is dying. Share if you're a true Sea Man
i love seamen
I wonder how seamen taste
share
Seamen are great creatures. We should all have a little bit of Seaman inside us.
I wonder if Seaman is slimy
Baby gillman: "am babee"
24 hours later
Adult gillman: "you are inferior to me in every way, give me your security answers"
I am seaman,hear me roar
Ah this was the stream where an ancient Egyptian frogman with the face of a middle aged Japanese man forced a streamer to espouse his political and religious views; so ending his career. One for the archives indeed.
With an incredibly slight European accent.
Insecure streamer DESTROYED by digital fish creature
Virgin confirmed
That fish roasted his age lmao
This guy is so SCREWED in the head! In a fit of rage, he used the digital fish creature's food tube to ZERK OFF with!
the fact the fish called him a virgin is hilarious
read that shit as insect streamer
I love how upset Jerma gets when he forgets to hide the bright blue screen because he doesn’t want to hurt the viewers’ eyes. What a good boy.
thats why hes the only streamer i watch. hes a good dude but stilll funny, which is rare
@@thaksjtube he isn't a good dude he killed a family of five
@@biggaylol5438 ＋２
@@biggaylol5438 your statement made it sound like its not the worst murder in the history in fact its an understatement. He commited wide genocide from 1854-1914, truly a horrible tragedy and that means this guy is also a vampire since his body can't age he said that hes like 35 but he actually existed before the cretaceous era...
@@imjonathan6745 yeah the more I think about this Elbertson fella the more I don’t care for him
3:25:16 I love how Jerma got offended lol
Greg "What month is your sweetie's birthday in?"
Jerma "April."
Greg "April?"
Jerma "Yes."
Greg "An April fool huh? Feel free to use that joke if you'd like."
Jerma "The f*ck did you say?"
2:20:40 what i love is that at this point the seaman pretty much only knows jermas birth date and immediatley assumes that hes a virgin
He told it he was a 33 year old wasting his time playing Seamen, so not entirely out of left field.
@@blankpage9277 A 33 year old in 1999 playing video games!😰😰
@@aturchomicz821im farting
@@aturchomicz821 mortifying…
i burst out laughing every time he says “THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM THE COLD.”
You monster!! Don't you know that they are suffering from the cold!?
@@skin_lizard okay fair, they are indeed suffering from the cold
They are suffering from the cold :(
those fuckers are always suffering from the cold 😒
3:51:50- 3:52:05 proves that the fish is sentient and an active member of Jerma's twitch chat
actually, jerma mutes his mic and says "my height" but seaman immediately exposes him.
Insecure small small man gets exposed by snarly fishman
8:16:00
Streamer desperately soothes loved one as they die
thats so sad
whoever took the time to do the captions on this, wow, thank you, a thousand times, truly selfless and helps people who can't hear well enjoy the content so much more
Thank you much! You can find more on the official Jerma Subtitled playlists.
it also helps me as someone with ADHD and auditory processing issues
@@jellyfishfingernailSAMEEE and i swear i feel like the auto-generated youtube captions myself sometimes the way i completely mishear simple sentences all the time
3:56:10 jerma saying “you aren’t real” and greg just shaking his head no is making me die
local streamer gets doxxed by own fish
Whenn
@@dinonatorful I apologize but I don't remember. Probably around the three or four hour mark.
@@dinonatorful 2:10:00 to 2:30:00 something like that
Lol this broke me man
8:49:40 both jerma and the frog fix their hair/antenna.
I could watch that on loop
You're insane
Wow, this is amazing.
lol
HOLY FUCK
Jerma was such a great guest in this episode. Joe Frogan should totally invite him back on the podcast.
Frogan schmogan
Joe Flogon
Jermie pull up that clip for me
@@yoyhue1678 I eat elk
Joe frogman
It is astonishing how he just keeps repeating the word "English" as if it will infuse the glob with a millennia of knowledge of the language
English hasn't existed for a millennia.
@@blankpage9277 English is older than 1022. Old English goes back to 450 A.D.
@@blankpage9277 you got owned
@@crepuscule7721 the English spoke in 450 ad would be unrecognisable to modern speakers. Linguists think the furthest a modern speaker could go back and communicate effectively is around 1400
it kinda did though. the SECOND they evolved they went from gibberish to being able to have full on conversations with him lmao
I fell asleep at the beginning of the stream and woke up right before jerma said "Do you know how it feels to boil alive?" and I've never woken up faster in my life
love this comment so much
6:45:00
The game's creator describes Seaman affectionately as "cute and gross."
well, he got the second word right
I agree for some reason
@@marchingband8711 “and”?
Geraldo Of Riviro yes
Just like Jerma
Streamer admits he's not sure if his girlfriend is the one for him on stream to a polygonal frog with a face
Holy shit lol
timestamp?
@@Jace2000Ice 9:27:19
I wonder if his girlfriend saw that oh my fucking god lmao
@@Leper_Messiah1123 bruh, doubt is a heavy part of any relationship. especially one that goes on for more than 2 years.
8:49:40 jerma and the frog comb their hair at the same time. Like father like son
this stream is so funny to me because why would he tell the truth to the point he has to hide his mouth and mute his mic when he could literally just lie LMAO bro, you're talking to a leonard nimoy frogman... you don't have to tell him whether or not you think the person you're dating is "the one". god bless 'im, though
seaman: "do you believe in true love?"
jerma: "no. it's fairytale bullshit."
seaman: "y'know most virgos possess wildly passionate hearts... i guess not you though. anyways, i have to shit."
this is soooo fucking hysterical
he literally admitted that he didnt think his GF at the time was right for him to a fake fish on stream
@@dwafdiddledump timestamp?
@@erincurrie1560he never said that, just that he didn’t know if they were gonna be together forever, which is fine. not all couples know.
@@gaugegroce1548 about 9:27:20 I think
I would honestly love to see this game remade with todays technology. It could actually be very interesting
Or just imagine the same tech but with like so many more lines. They could even spread it across a bunch of voice actors and say it’s different fish. I really like the potential but I doubt it’ll happen
Ai trained seaman…
seeing stuff like this makes me so sad. Sega used to genuinely make some of the coolest and most creative fucking games ever and now they barely really do anything. it makes me sorta sad
I would love it on switch…
The game has 11000 voice samples already, which is honestly insane as a Dreamcast GD-Rom Discs only hold 1.1 GB, it's filled to the brim and if there was more space i don't doubt there would be wayyy more.
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍
you'd think after the first fucking time that happened he would start skipping ahead 12 hours instead, but no
@@keaton5101 One thing you can also do is pump up the heat a bit before you leave so it's still good when you return.
it didnt seem to matter that much in the end.
also, it took me over a month to finish this video
P L E A S E R A I S E T H E H E A T E R TO A M O R E C O M F O R T A B L E L E V E L
ℑ 𝔄𝔐 𝔗ℌ𝔈 ℭ𝔒𝔏𝔇
Alternate title: PSYCOPATH ZERKS OFF into FISH TANK infront of THOUSANDS, proceeds to raise his "seamen" for 11 HOURS
this is the worst thing ive ever read tysm
be normal
@@pulpfan8027 Never.
lmso
Timestamp for zerking???
Game Starts 3:25
1st Brb Ends 1:48:38
2nd Brb Ends 3:22:01
3rd Brb Ends 5:11:42
4th Brb Ends 5:19:07
5th Brb Ends 5:29:54
6th Brb Ends 5:42:51
The hell is with these brbs, I missed the stream.
@@Hyper_1989 it was an 11 hour stream what do u expect lol
@@picklesgaming9088 no, I mean the 4 brbs within 15 minutes of each other.
@@Hyper_1989 I think thats him changing the time on his console to the next day
@@Hyper_1989 Pizza Time 😎
4:23:07 this is the most disturbing unsettling and absurd sequence of events I’ve witnessed in a game
He looks so viscerally uncomfortable
something no human was meant to see
THE NOISE IS SO LOUD
1:41:54 Senior Citizens when they overhear someone speaking spanish in the supermarket line;
"What Up?"
" _hEy baBy_ "
2:02:34 timestamp
lmaoo his face afterwards
Dwarf streamer gets catcalled by Garfield, becomes distraught
3:02:25 Local streamer asks the age of a fishman he literally raised from birth.
Hahahahah thanks!
Average dad
Tried to fall asleep to this stream and I had a melatonin-fueled nightmare that I was being interrogated by two talking fish.
Also fell asleep to a stream of his once and dreamt that he watched me fighting others girls like if we were all fight dogs
i fell asleep to this stream multiple times and today i noticed i was reading academic papers in the seaman's voice
I fell asleep and woke up drenched in sweat and on fire
That boutta be me literally rn
What's your dads birthday
3:34:25 His impression of the Seaman has no right to be this good. No right, I tell you.
WHAT. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE FISH THIS WHOLE TIME
Sometimes when it’s really quiet at night, I just hear Jerma going “let’s talk” “talk to me”
THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM THE COLD
PLEASE, USE THE HEATER TO RAISE THE TEMPERATURE TO A MORE COMFORTABLE LEVEL
*"they always are"*
I was there for the WHOLE stream. I even stayed after when he hosted Criken. By the 9th hour I was wondering if the stream would ever end but by the 11th I was wishing that it never would. Honestly the most fun I've had in weeks. Hands down the best stream I've ever watched. Thank you Jerma so much for that gift of an experience.
Same. I clipped ... almost everything noteworthy that happened. Shame I missed the Simpsons stream.
Same! This was my favorite stream
Holy shit, when he muted the mic and said "my height"
just gonna leave this here for future reference
3:51:54
That's absolute highlight of these eleven hours of stream
the part of him saying “Heaven. Heaven. Heaven. English! Heaven.” is the best
2:02:33 "hey babyy" his mood shifted and that was soo funny
I CANR DO THIS
The weirder the game, the longer the stream.
i need a sound clip of leonard nimoy telling me im doing a good job
You're doing a Great Job.
1:12:06
I need a sound clip of Leonard Nimoy asking if I would like to save and end the session right before I go to bed.
I want one of him espousing the deepest lore of seaman so I can fall asleep and become #1 seaman fan overnight
"sometimes i feel like I connect with my dog and we have the same dreams"
regardless of whether or not thats real, its the most adorable thing I've ever heard
Its the fact that he was so thorough reading through the booklet and then proceeds to do absolutely nothing when theyre about to die 💀
Jerma: “Your name is Garfield. Garfield! What is your name?”
Seaman: “Guess!”
Jerma: “Garfield.”
when the frogboy started talking about politics you can watch jerma slowly age a decade in the span of about 10 minutes
jerma pronouncing mitosis as “me-tosis” and definitely not knowing what is is makes me cry laughing
Seaman: Has a gruesome labor of sextuplets
Jerma: Let's talk
Watching Jerma get doxxed by talking fish for 11 hours is content gold
i just watched the entire stream and feel reborn in a bad way
"Bad touch, Bad Touch"...I laughed so hard
One of my favorite streams of all time, ever.
sometimes i want to be abducted by an alien race that tries to teach me their words and feeds me and are proud when i learn something
i wish i didn’t relate smh....
same
same
isn't that just the experience of being raised by your parents
@@themyofmy that's a good though but no :( because they expect you to live on your own and tell you you're big enough to do things alone even tho you don't feel ready because they never made you help them in the household.... maybe that's not every parent experience sfgsdhf basically those aliens know more about caring for humans than real humans do and that thought comforts me.
Compact streamer finds out about the joy and pain of fatherhood while raising his freaky human-fish-frog hybrid who keeps asking him loaded questions for 12 hours
22:15 is genuinely the funniest thing, he panics and covers the camera like no one can see he said he swallowed it 💀
imagine being born, just getting used to your body and surroundings and then you see and hear a man repeatedly saying "what is your purpose? what is your purpose? WHERE'S THE MOTHERSHIP?!"
Jerma: I never talk about politics or religion on my stream because it's too inflammatory
A frog: I'm about to end this man's whole career
SOMEONE GIVE NEA TIMESTAMP
@@wasavi8367around 9 hours. He mutes and hides screen so that people dont know his answers 💀
Oh my~ What was your first pet's name? What high school did you go to? What was your mother's maiden name?
*(Jerma's bank account gets cleaned out.)*
Oh no not a whole 2 dollars and 45 cents!
@@JacobKinsley more like 10 BILLION DOLLARS
@@emmettbrown3463 that's the overdraft
3:57:18 holy shit lmaooo
Almost as funny as Jerma muting himself when saying "my height" and then having the fish repeat him out loud cjsjjd
What the fuck even prompted the fish to say that holy shit
the fce he makes at the camera kills me
@@Simonomaly jerma muted nd said he was insecure abt his height and the fish exposed him
@@mavisqueen6769 I was talking about the fish saying he has naked tapes of Jerma lmao that was insanely fucked
Aww ;- ;
The comedic timing at 50:41 was impeccable on the game's part
Just the pure utter horror on his face
"We breathe CO2, right? So if the O2 on there was too much, it would be like... uh, helium. It would turn into H2O, which would be helium." 37:13
I believe Jerma is secretly a mad scientist and says shit like this to throw us off the trail
I was off my fucking rocker at that part
I like how at 1:53:20 jerma tries to talk to the dead semen and then tell it everything will be ok and say heaven
best part of the stream, very wholesome
Seaman
Semen
dead semen
@@yumichu07 semem
the birth scene is one of the most uncomfortable things I've seen my whole life
timestamp?
@@Kobe4ProtroBiggestHater 5:52 ish
its like 5:57:00 and onward
@@Kobe4ProtroBiggestHater actually it's around 50:00
Which one?
1:43:00 u ar bebee
i love this vod so much. SO much. i'm obsessed. this vod singlehandedly made me want to get a dreamcast and play this. its SO cool. im blown away by how well the game INCLUDING the responses and mic pickup. i cant believe there wasnt more of a huge deal made about this game. if i saw this during the era where it was new and recent i probably would have shit myself and thought the fame was actually alive. Even now this seems like the most futuristic shit to me for some reason. i keep coming back to this vod over and over and over. so grateful honestly
it is confusingly impressive
It's still fuckin cool
I inironically put this game up on the game tier next to resident evil and the evil within desire being a completely different genre. Is still pay $20-$60 for this game because DANG I want it
im back again🎉
5 hours past my bedtime and cant sleep bc of a migraine. save me jerma seaman vod. jerma seaman vod... save me...
@@moosekababsThis is my first time watching, are there any parts I should look out for
leonard nemoy saying "you're doing a good job" genuinely made me feel emotional.