Absolutely no one: “Yea, so I’m looking for a pizza that will make me shit the consistency of house paint” Tony Boloney’s, for some fn reason: “Say less, fam”
Does anywhere in Europe make pizza like this? Don’t say Italy, they care a lot about their food. They would probably view this as a monstrosity - but it’s just so perfect to me. The genius move had to be cooking the pizza and pepperoni separately. The cheese on the pizza can brown evenly, slices of pepperoni alone will cook faster when they aren’t on top of a pizza and each slice will be perfectly crisp. It’s so perfect I think I might cry.
Heartburn: 💀 Heart attacks: 💀 Blood clots: 💀 The toilet: 💀 Your arteries: 💀 The 15 pigs to make this: 💀 The company: 💀 Me: 💀 Commenters: 💀 People that subbed: 💀 People that liked: 💀 The school janitor: 💀 Jonesy: 💀 The butcher: 💀
I'd just call it the dream pizza bc thats what that is, my dream pizza. I need a large cup of good ranch dressing and 2 bottles of tumms and i'd be all set!
This is a disgustingly delicious pizza what I'd never order, but if my friend at the table ordered it, I'd take a bite. I will try this pizza at least once in my life.
Waiter: “How was you meal sir.”
Guy: “I found a pizza in my pepperoni.”
fr 😭
No Fr😂😭😭❤️
Lmoooo literally
Underrated
"Terribly sorry, sir." *gets bucket of pepperoni and pours it*
"Ok that's good
Ok that's good
OK THATS GOOD
THAT'S ENOUGH FUCKING PEPPERONI"
LMAO I REMEMBER THAT ONE MEME.
Also Im the 100th like! :D
How dare you?!
There is no such thing as too much pepperoni.
@cnordegren there definitely is
Literally said this exact thing watching this
😂
How do you want your pizza sir?
*_Make it my last meal._*
"how do you want your pizza sir?"
the last supper
Bro got the oil from the pepperoni and mixed with Mayonnaise ☠️
THIS IS MORE STUPIDER!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
@@agentesmith3 ranch
Bruh, for real. The cholesterol is going to send you in the forever box really quickly
I can imagine Gordon Ramsay having a stroke if someone did this in front of him.
I'd actually like to see him react to this 😂
so would the person eating it
Also italians
take a bite and then take that next bite beside god 😂
First bite taste like heaven, the next bite takes you there
Wahahaa 😅
Yoooooo😂😂😂😂
Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@_andre007did you think this up yourself? It’s hilarious!!
Do you want some Pizza with your Pepperoni?
Dammit👍
shut up and take my like
#truce⏸️😒🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is a repost too
Lmao was bouta say the same thing 😅
WE GETTIN A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🌋🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
Pilonidal cyst
THIS IS GARBAGE!!!!
1st bite: Oh that's good👍
2nd bite: Oh that's god 💀
🥇 best comment
Fr
@@Poe-007most overused comment ever, never the best comment
@@jaredroper3618 lol 😂
nah it's 1st:oh that's shit
2nd: oh shit
We call that the old “heart failure” slice
no that's a different item on their menu
yes heart failure brings you to heaven
@@zabou3867even the acid reflux is crying
@@zabou3867 anyone who would willingly eat a pizza like this is going straight to hell don’t even
😂😂😂
"Chef, we have 5 bags of pepperoni that expires tomorrow "
Chef: say no more...
😂😂
Pretty much 😂
Lol 😂😂 ha got em
Also The Cher : We Are Going Bankrupt We Gotta Save Up Pepperoni's
😂😂😂
Absolutely no one: “Yea, so I’m looking for a pizza that will make me shit the consistency of house paint”
Tony Boloney’s, for some fn reason: “Say less, fam”
😂😂
Your gut sounds weak.
1st bite: tastes like heaven
2nd bite: takes you there
😂😂😂😂😂
“How much pepperoni do you want on your pizza!”
“Depends, how many ya got in stock?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alternative comment: Hey how much pepperoni do you want on your pizza?
yes.
Yes, I'd like some pizza with those pepperonis
I would unironically try this though
@@redacculous 💀
I chuckled 😂
"How would you like your pizza, sir?"
*Heart attack amount*
No shit right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Drinking oil amount
Without hesitaaaation siiiiir 🤓
Wella for me fellas it a biiiiig yes🤓✋
WERE GOING TO HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I will cause everything I watch this video
I feel sick
“Hi, what is your order sir?”
“I would like to order a little bit of pizza in my pepperoni with a large coke please”
"Sir would you like a Pepperoni Pizza or a Pizza Pepperoni?"
I was JUST about to make this comment 😭
The customer : Yes
The oil into the sauce to be poured on the pizza killed it
Fat*
nah bro
For real eww
It was over after the second scoop of pepperonis. 🤮
Gottdam STROKE from all that grease!!
My arteries hardened another 50% just watching this
"excuse me, there is pizza 🍕 in my pepperoni"
💀
🤣
Waiter: "How much pepperoni would you like on your pizza sir?"
Customer: "Enough to kill 2 fully grown elephants please."
😂😂😂
This is the most American way to eat pizza
Starts with enough bread for 4 pizzas and topped with enough crap to cover ten
Customer: "Yes!"
All the pepperoni you have
“A healthy amount of pepperoni is served”
Ah I see my diet is working
Still not enough bruh
“This need to be on your devour list”
"Healthy"
Welp, they don't call it a die-t for nothing
Peperoni
1st bite: ohhh that's Good
2nd bite : ohhh that's God
I got heartburn from watching this 😂😂😂
I got an indirect heartburn watching this
Exactly my thought! 😂
EXACTLY... that sauce really did it
I loo ok at a brain hearing you
Lost
@@YourAUTISTIC you lost your brain decades ago Buddy,dont worry
"would you like a pepperoni with a side of pizza?"
‘‘Can i get a pepperoni with pizza topping’’
I would.
"I'd like more pizza on my pepperoni please"
You just had to make me hungry again, didn't you? Lol 😂
Does anywhere in Europe make pizza like this? Don’t say Italy, they care a lot about their food. They would probably view this as a monstrosity - but it’s just so perfect to me. The genius move had to be cooking the pizza and pepperoni separately. The cheese on the pizza can brown evenly, slices of pepperoni alone will cook faster when they aren’t on top of a pizza and each slice will be perfectly crisp. It’s so perfect I think I might cry.
Bro literally dumped the grease in whatever that ranch lookin stuff was and served it back as a garnish…. Im good on that big dawg 😭💯
Lol for real. We need some heart awareness for this kind of stuff.
@@TheAluvisify 3 bites and right to the er😂
It's fine...🗣️🗣️
The first plate of pepperoni was enough.
😂😂
Guy: How much pepperoni do you use in a single pizza?
Chef: YES!
“And, sir, do you want some pizza with your pepperoni?”
Lol
Heart Attack Pizza🤩 I love that kind
1st bite : ohhh that's Good
2nd bite : ohhh that's God
Edit : thanks for the likes!
😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Best version of this joke yet
@@LizardDoggono, it isn't. Shut up
Clogged arteries entered the chat
If you add some drain cleaner, there won't be any clogs
Atherosclerosis
hell no
😂🤣😂🤣
The hospital*
Never thought I'd say this but,
No thanks, I want to live.
And yet your walking towards the pizza.
i can imagine him saying “a healthy amount of pepperoni”
"Excuse me Sir.There is some pizza in my pepperoni."
😂😂
Nah this isn't comfort food anymore. This is for when you hate yourself and want to drown you sorrows in grease
Would be fine if they drained the pepperoni and not add more used fat with the bottle
Discomfort Food
Its kinda fuckin gross. Absolute waste and excess.
The bread is the most unhealthy part of this .
_Eventually, the heart stopped thinking..._
"Bro. Why the hell this sauce taste so dam greasy."
*DAMN!*
*- Jaden Williams*
"Sir your pepperoni is ready, would you like pizza on it?"
"Under it, thank you..."
"Sorry, sir?"
(Stares, with dominance) "Under it."
@@mred777Ah, hell naw, bro really did it💀
*"(Stares, with dominance)"*
Clever
Under it
Acid reflux just uppercut me 😂😩
Same
Fr bro that abdominal pain to 😂
Prevacid ain't helping that!!!
Those gotta be some godlike 6 minute abs
Facts
The toilet room at that joint is probably a reck.
99.9% Pepperoni, 0.1% Pizza
I don't mind extra pepperoni, but that's insane.
"Well at least all that grease isnt gonna be pooled on the pizza"
*USES AS SAUCE*
Waiter:"How much pepperoni do you want on your pizza sir?"
Me:"Yes"
The only thing I can say about this pizza is, COME TO PAPA!!! 😁
My veins would immediately clog if I took a bite of that pizza.
heart attack with a side of cardiac arrest 😭🙏
average pizza in america
you sound weak to me
Damn. Now I gotta run to the toilet just watching this.
You are going to be waiting a long time. That pizza alone will make you constipated for weeks.
That looks fire. Genuinely where I live we don’t get pizza like that or hot honey pizza it’s just our Indian and Pakistani making pizza 😂
Its poop time like a duck
Lawd have mercayy😂😂
@@SeraphoftheRoundTableI Think You Might Be Dead By Then
Blud really said its not enough pepperoni💀💀💀
"Hello sir. Would you like to place an order?"
"Yes, I'll have one pepperoni induced heart attack, please."
"Say less."
Rumor has it that if you can house their giant pepperoni pizza in under 30 minutes, they'll give you a t-shirt and a free colonoscopy.
😂
Lol will you need it? That oil will make it all slip out easily 😂
Or pay for your funeral.
@@MircomFan
Unless you’re a fat giant guy, it’s impossible to handle all those harden meats.
☠️
How to make Italians crazy in 35 seconds
It’s not even about italians , it’s just unnecessary unhealthy, it’s crazy.
Lol Italians have got to be the worst with crying about authenticity in food.
Like it takes any effort to offend an Italian
How to make a normal person crazy and disgusted i'm 35 seconds
@@zabanya0I know Italians really gatekeep their food. It’s annoying
Heartburn: 💀
Heart attacks: 💀
Blood clots: 💀
The toilet: 💀
Your arteries: 💀
The 15 pigs to make this: 💀
The company: 💀
Me: 💀
Commenters: 💀
People that subbed: 💀
People that liked: 💀
The school janitor: 💀
Jonesy: 💀
The butcher: 💀
listen as a pepperoni fanatic i can say your off your godamned rocker with this one
This is what comes before heart attack.
"How much grease would you like for your heart attack?"
"Yes, immediate heart attack."
Customer: Why is there no pepperoni on my pizza?
this is a once in a life time meal most literally
WE'RE GETTING A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I was gonna comment that
Y'all killing yourselves
Look at all the health nuts in the comments 😂😂😂 go back to eating almond milk and gluten free bread weirdo this channels not for that bye.
This should be illegal
Aren’t we all?
That’s heaven right there
@@Chronic41745no that’s a ticket to heaven
That pizza got heartburn and heart attack written all over it
I'd just call it the dream pizza bc thats what that is, my dream pizza. I need a large cup of good ranch dressing and 2 bottles of tumms and i'd be all set!
"How much pepperoni do you want on your pizza?"
"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"
My guy, that is literally a taste of Cardiac arrest😢
"I want a pepperoni pizza but hold the pizza please"
Waiter: ‘So that’s one pepperoni pizza?’
Me: ‘I don’t think you get hit, I want pizza on my pepperoni.’
How many pepperoni do you want for your pizza sir?
"Yes"
The first bite tastes, like heaven, the second one takes you there
Underrated comment 😂
🥱
🤖
overused npc ahh comment think of something original
Overused
Waiter: how was your meal me: I need some more pepperoni on it
“No thanks I had bugs for lunch.”
“Ooh my stomach bubblin”
*FART*
S/O unc
😂😂😂
I can't believe you squirted oil on top of that pepperoni. That doofus is gonna ooze oil out his bunghole for the next 48 hours.
Hi Ron! 😂
Hi Ron! 😂
When the customer says they wanted to add some extra pepperoni to their pizza:
I could feel how my arteries got clogged just watching the first 10 seconds
Oh my god bro made a sauce with the grease 💀💀
Nasty af
America 💀
😂😂😂
🤮
He just mixed it with the ranch.
The added oil from the pepperoni to the sauce is where he lost me man 😂 like you ain’t gotta do that bro!
This is a disgustingly delicious pizza what I'd never order, but if my friend at the table ordered it, I'd take a bite. I will try this pizza at least once in my life.
Can I get some pizza to go with my pepperoni. Holy s***! 🤣🤣
Grease sauce was unnecessary and actually made it disgusting
agreed 💯
Something to balance out the saltiness of the pepperoni would of been better but they just went straight in with the grease sauce.
Its honey
@@45441 they literally poured the grease from the pan they cooked the pepperoni in into the bottle...
But it has mayonnaise so it's ok
"One Instant heart attack please"
"Sure, that will be one pepperoni pizza"
"Would you like some pizza with your pepperoni?"😂
My heart is hearing boss music rn
-Hey hey sir, there's some pizza in your pepperonis. 🍕
Guy smiling is smiling in the end cuz he got a free pizza inside the Pepperoni ☠️
Lmao💀
Nu-uh 💀
Idiocracy
“Sometimes I like a little pizza in my pepperoni”
How much pepperoni do you want sir?
This guy: YES!🤣
should be called “Heart-Attack Speedrunning Pizza”
Bro when he mixed that ranch with the pepperoni grease😩
"We aspired to create something that would give you a heart attack by even just SEEING IT."
His heart probably started beating like crazy with that first bite
I'm pretty sure bros heart didn't even beat it just stopped💀
Das wird definitiv widerlich schmecken.
@@Bloodsport081nien..is gud ya!
So much aggressiveness
Naw it just quit beating, I'm positive
"This is what I'm takin about!! . . A little dough and sauce with my PEPPERONI!!"
sir, there seems to be a pizza in my pepperoni
First bite tastes like heaven....
Second one sends you there....
NPC ALERT 🤖
The first bite tastes like heaven ,the second one takes you there
such an over used, copy and paste, unfunny npc comment. no way you wrote this thinking it was funny right?
@@chrisb2038It is funny.
@@migzy4704 if youre an npc sure
@chrisb2038 why are you so pressed ?😂
@@chrisb2038get over yourself
He just poured a pan full of grease on top of the pizza. Disgusting
fax🤢
He made it into pepporoni flavored mayo
Jummy-Jummy
Food for pigs
Cowards. Absolutely shameful.
“How soon would you like to have a heart attack?”
“Yesterday is fine”
(Waiter) Sir how much peperoni do you want? (customer) YES.
“Would you like some pizza with your pepperoni sir?”
Na I’m good
Stop stealing comments
@@roomshaka 😂
Nothing like good ol' pepperoni grease sauce ⚰️