Also to be real, he must have some serious confidence if he’s been able to brave all the constant barrage of dicks just being fired at Ida, I mean she was always in the mix with vaguely rich dudes and you just know they were constantly hitting on her
Since Ben and his wife Katy recently brought a child into this world, John cannot legally visit the Avery household… (at least without them all going through a highly complex / drawn-out mutual declaration-of-intent procedure via the courts).
**cracks knuckles, pushes glasses forward** Well actually Devon the Oppenheimer music was composed by Ludwig Göransson not Hans Zimmer. **sips Mountain Dew Code Red**
"Broken keyboard" yeah ok anyone with eyeballs can tell this was recorded on a green screen you don't have to pretend this wasn't recorded in an abandoned warehouse
Sleeplessly babysitting a supposed adult loved one as they wind down from their manic episode. Unfortunately expressing my frustration will do *absolutely nothing* good. So watching you goofballs speak freely is extra therapeutic this week. Thanks fellas
Remember when Jayce and Devon's separate podcast were reported and banned at day 1 of lemon party. And now Jayce 's Twitter is banned and his brother Ben says "I reported your account until it got banned" and Devon just responds like "yep I know you did Ben" - we all do recognize that Ben does actually think this way right? Like how he gets disgusted by anything and then wants to tear down what triggers his disgust?
Since about 2017, there'd be a night every few months where I'd be drunk in an Uber and react almost violently to how bad the song on the radio sucked ass. Every time I inquired who it was or looked at the display on the driver's dashboard, it was Post Malone, every goddamn time. No other artist has been able to do this to me though, so I guess that's something.
Who knew Ben is so great at slapstick\physical comedy?! His Stephen Hawking bit was beyond hilarious. He is the Cramer of your little Seinfeld troupe, N word affinity and all!
1. Turn the lemon party computer light on 2. Relapse was actually good 3. don’t worry about points 1 and 2 4. Devan is 100% right about Post Malone hype 5. Lemon Party Rules
I hate that he's going through it but this break up will be great for us the next few months. The resulting rage and frustration can only bless us with golden rants.
pat-a-cake / patty cake (Community oven, because you were too poor to own a baking oven. This was also a more efficient use of resources to fuel the oven that needs to get very hot, to keep it going for people to use for their dough. You need to put a symbol onto the bread / buns, so that others that use the oven can't steal it. When you display the bread for sale, customers will recognize yours as having a reliable quality. Thus this act of patting the cake seems to be mainly about unique brand creation.) Oddly, reading this rhyme as an adult, makes me think this may also be a vaguely obscured rhyme about the man's role in the act of impregnation.
Being the oldest LP fan, when the mention “Dear Prudence” I’m thinking, “oh the song written for Mia Farrow’s sister, Prudence.” They were just talking about Mia Farrow shit and didn’t connect the dots. 0:34
Ben is 100% right on Stephen Hawking, before he had the robot voice he had some random dude translating all his nonsense words into “scientific genius”
the bank took everything: patreon.com/lemonparty
LMAO that 60k a month mortgage will need Elon musk to donate to the patron
can you guys talk about how internet + psychedelics = establishment seeding population with invasive christianity and satan and astrology beliefs
Holy crap, Ben still has his house, Devon is still drunk, and Jayce is still going to goon later.
And you're still gay, win win 😁
@@blaynehamilton2120don’t forget meeeeee ;)
Sad to see what they've become
@@blaynehamilton2120 and you too buddy. We’re all gay down here
The real holy trinity
Everytime Ben Avery says the word "monkey" i just hold my breath for a few seconds
🐒
bated breath*
Ben dressed like young Sheldon this ep
Young Sheldon would be less annoying to be around
Ida left Devan and is buying Ben’s house with Kyrie.
It’s pretty obvious why she did lol Christ all fucking mighty the guy can whine😂
So happy for her
Also to be real, he must have some serious confidence if he’s been able to brave all the constant barrage of dicks just being fired at Ida, I mean she was always in the mix with vaguely rich dudes and you just know they were constantly hitting on her
Did they really separate?
@@NarsilsBane I wish
the Ben Dillon transformation is entering the second trimester
You should have some of the hate watch members be guest on the show but something tells me they’re not allowed over at Ben’s house
I get the impression John and Joey aren't allowed lol. Conner definitely is though.
Joey used to do the livestreams with them early on
Since Ben and his wife Katy recently brought a child into this world,
John cannot legally visit the Avery household…
(at least without them all going through a highly complex / drawn-out mutual declaration-of-intent procedure via the courts).
Imagine John gives your kid long covid. John meets your kid and does the finger wiggle thing "GUCHIGU how cute dude" now your kid has long covid.
@@bluearcher1559 “long covid”
This is my favorite pro NAMBLA podcast
The Marlon Brando lookalikes?
Ben will fulfill The Whale’s prophecy, he is the chosen one. Mark my words.
LMAO they will need to air lift him to the studio. John and Devon making whale jokes on it
I heard Katie made Ben sleep in the guest mansion in the backyard. Sad to see what he's become
1:27:24 Jace visibly getting under Ben's skin 🤣🤣🤣
Great catch
I analyzed it several times. You are correct.
Ben deserves it I truly believe he would be capable and willing to report his brothers pages down out of existence
@@HomesteadFreddy idk man that's a wild accusation for some one that doesn't personally know Ben or Jace 🤷♂
Devan's rants give me life!
Hell yeah Devon! You got the trans vote brother
“These songs can be made by a ring doorbell” LMFAO
Always in my face, talking this and that
Ben's jowls are coming in nicely. Soon we'll have to Jayce's! Good work men.
9:48 Devan’s take on Post Malone is perfection
i love ben cuz he's a little idiot
i love devan cuz he's a little freak
i love jace cuz he's a little nerd
The reason Ben has been "in a mood" lately is because he has more of the hormone oxytocin in his system since the birth of his child.
Ben is going be 300 pounds in 2 months
Ben is definitely in a bad place. In his solo streams he rages hard. But please don't stop, if anything dial it up.
**cracks knuckles, pushes glasses forward**
Well actually Devon the Oppenheimer music was composed by Ludwig Göransson not Hans Zimmer.
**sips Mountain Dew Code Red**
If you guys had Post Malone on the podcast maybe you could save Ben’s house
Can't save Devon's relationship
@@georgec5212is that why the Ida Hour stopped?
Ben definitely spilt coke zero on his keyboard and broke it, also keep the lighting like this
"Broken keyboard" yeah ok anyone with eyeballs can tell this was recorded on a green screen you don't have to pretend this wasn't recorded in an abandoned warehouse
Ben is the first man I’ve seen go through the baby blues
Bro you get shaky cuz you're going thru withdrawal from all those chemicals and sugars in the food dingus
Sleeplessly babysitting a supposed adult loved one as they wind down from their manic episode. Unfortunately expressing my frustration will do *absolutely nothing* good. So watching you goofballs speak freely is extra therapeutic this week. Thanks fellas
Mom?
Ben’s neck keeps getting rounder each episode
Remember when Jayce and Devon's separate podcast were reported and banned at day 1 of lemon party. And now Jayce 's Twitter is banned and his brother Ben says "I reported your account until it got banned" and Devon just responds like "yep I know you did Ben" - we all do recognize that Ben does actually think this way right? Like how he gets disgusted by anything and then wants to tear down what triggers his disgust?
Ben sure is quiet this episode. Can't even afford to throw in his two cents with the mortgage and all
Since about 2017, there'd be a night every few months where I'd be drunk in an Uber and react almost violently to how bad the song on the radio sucked ass.
Every time I inquired who it was or looked at the display on the driver's dashboard, it was Post Malone, every goddamn time. No other artist has been able to do this to me though, so I guess that's something.
Lemon party 8 hrs a day isn’t enough lemon party
I’m gay
well at least you’re not heteronormative.
Gay
Let's get lemons!
🍋 🍋🍋 🍋
11:55 a Brian Wilson shout-out by Dev further proves why he's my favorite lo
1:15:38 literally a korean name lol
On tonight’s episode, Ben eats a Big Mac, Devan considers his lawsuits and Jaycee is likely complaining about something.
Not a top 5 episode for me, but still better than 99% of all comedy pods. “I know where everyone lives” is still my favorite if anyone cares
We don’t. Nobody in these comments cares about anything
These dropping just before the gym are like a religious experience for me
I wish i had friends like these 😂
Ben struggling to take a breath
Who knew Ben is so great at slapstick\physical comedy?! His Stephen Hawking bit was beyond hilarious. He is the Cramer of your little Seinfeld troupe, N word affinity and all!
no baby talk on dudes r us
Ben's Steven Hawking impression is just RFK Jr.
1. Turn the lemon party computer light on
2. Relapse was actually good
3. don’t worry about points 1 and 2
4. Devan is 100% right about Post Malone hype
5. Lemon Party Rules
Can’t spell Rubenesque without Ben
Ben “he doesn’t look like a dog to me at all”. “What does he look like?” Ben “he looks like a Doberman to me”. 😑
I hate that he's going through it but this break up will be great for us the next few months. The resulting rage and frustration can only bless us with golden rants.
haven't watched in a couple months. Why is Ben fat and vaping?
Sad to see what Eminem has become
Very good.
Ben going with the vertical stripes, the thiccboi illusion
Ben obsessing over his weight and diet is the gayest shit about this podcast
Ben is starting to get rtd face 🤗
LP pod ✅
Woo plus ✅
Goon sesh ✅
It's genuinely sad that Ben is about to lose his multi-million dollar house almost immediately after having a child.
"It tastes like candy" brief pause "Sometimes it makes my head hurt really bad..."
Godzilla Minus one lemonparty review blurb "Very Funny"
I agree face tattoos are stupid af but Post Malone has some great music. Eminem should have retired years ago
People that want fewer things...let it be
Taking a picture of post Malones face and your phone recognizing it as a QR code is legitimately a brilliant joke. Well done, Ben!
Love Ben going off on Woody Allen's wife.
Jon Hamm Slam Dunk should have been the Episode dame
This would be the perfect podcast if only these wacky characters had remotely good movie takes.
Jace “CRICKETS” Avery
🤣 thats so simple but its gold dust
Why do I feel like Ben is slowly turning into a fat version of Johnny Truant from house of leaves?
Cabt waiit to get baked and listen to this tonight while playing farming simulator and eating 5700 calories of mcdonalds
You don’t have to brag
Benjamin more lemonparty golf
Lmao, this drunk doesn't know what hes talking about when it comes to Post
Laughed all morning at work. I fucking love you guys so much
Ben Gravy
Ben looks like a munchkin version of Jace.
The documentary about the town killing the bully is “No one saw a thing”
Ben is 100% Plankton
Post Malone’s first mixtape “August 26th” from like 2015 is absolute fire
Ben is calm In this episode. I like this ben
Very good
These guys are cool and really got their finger on the pulse
Thumbs up for the guy Ben
I actually grew up with Ben and he’s actually Hillary Clinton, and this is all a dream
I think….I think it’s all gonna be alright, everybody.
pat-a-cake / patty cake
(Community oven, because you were too poor to own a baking oven. This was also a more efficient use of resources to fuel the oven that needs to get very hot, to keep it going for people to use for their dough. You need to put a symbol onto the bread / buns, so that others that use the oven can't steal it. When you display the bread for sale, customers will recognize yours as having a reliable quality. Thus this act of patting the cake seems to be mainly about unique brand creation.)
Oddly, reading this rhyme as an adult, makes me think this may also be a vaguely obscured rhyme about the man's role in the act of impregnation.
Being the oldest LP fan, when the mention “Dear Prudence” I’m thinking, “oh the song written for Mia Farrow’s sister, Prudence.” They were just talking about Mia Farrow shit and didn’t connect the dots. 0:34
Mortgages are gay amiright guys?
Ben is fat to repent for all his fat jokes. Hes like travis kelce but before travis goes on this arc himself
What I listened to today:
Lemonparty, Chubby Behemoth, Dad Meat, MSSP
Beautiful work boys
Benacado
Patreon 👍
Ben is 100% right on Stephen Hawking, before he had the robot voice he had some random dude translating all his nonsense words into “scientific genius”
is Ben anti all actresses?
little late to watch... very solid n' very good. Jace, take a breath and stop killing everyone's jokes the instant it leaves their mouth
The new Eminem song is great lol
That point about snoop dog features is no joke. he made a song with this Egyptian pop singer and 8 year old me thought that was insane
How tf did Devan break down diet sodas better than any teacher, doctor, nutritionist, or my dad?
Angry Devon is best Devon
Dont remind the guys about the "got too cute" idiom that NFL casters always say
I'm gay for Post Malone
Let's get raycis booiiissss🎉
Can you imagine how dead these people would be if they were 5'10
If Ben was Jewish,
it would be the least likeable thing about him…
Atv offroad fury brother
LEMONPARTY DAAYYYYYYYY :D
My dad said I could sell the poop tube.