Monday Morning Podcast 5-2-22

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  • @daverussellmpls
    @daverussellmpls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    00:20 Kentucky Derby upcoming, Mother's Day upcoming, the pool cover
    03:53 baseball/Red Sox
    05:58 hockey/Bruins
    06:41 upcoming comedy projects, opened for Chappelle, Hollywood Bowl
    08:55 story about Richard Prior playing a show for gay rights
    10:41 the experience opening for Chappelle
    12:50 watching Busta Rhymes
    16:02 video editing, drinking coffee, owing $500
    17:25 brunch, sport coats
    20:30 basketball/Celtics
    21:31 Shoulder Reliever
    23:03 aging / being in a picture with younger people
    23:55 ad reads / premature ejaculation
    30:43 letters: Zoom video calls
    35:00 letters: Johnny Depp trial
    39:17 letters: superhero movies: Hulk, Batman vs Superman, Bruce Wayne, 48:55 Marvel movie order
    55:40 contrarians not liking what is popular
    57:49 Celtics again
    59:55 LA Forum show May 5th 2022, Palladium show May 4th 2022

    • @LouieT3107
      @LouieT3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      U have way too much time on ur hands son... but thanks this is also useful 😄

    • @daverussellmpls
      @daverussellmpls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@LouieT3107 ​I sometimes like to come back to a podcast to share a section to someone or revisit a particularly funny moment. I wish I had been doing something like this all along.

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A valuable service

    • @gustovfern7788
      @gustovfern7788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a true hero indeed

    • @Stevesautopartsify
      @Stevesautopartsify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you I couldn't remember that shoulder divices name. You saved me at least a half hour! 👍🏻

  • @vassg5
    @vassg5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Billy Burr man. I dont know why you do this, but its gold man. You are creating memories here my guy. For a stand up comedian to blurt out everything in his head twice a week is like career suicide to most, but your brain is just a limitless cave of gold that never gets mined out. We will be talking about these for the rest of time long after you are gone. Keep living you legend. Bless you old freckles

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Ol' Billy Paprika Pubes explaining the May calendar of events ovah heeh.

    • @TV-mp3rw
      @TV-mp3rw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paprika lol great one

    • @Coolparapper
      @Coolparapper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @justinshannon9843
      @justinshannon9843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....................................................,......................................

    • @10titans32
      @10titans32 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TV-mp3rw .(!!
      PaApq

    • @sloanmagnum5009
      @sloanmagnum5009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

  • @danielrice7220
    @danielrice7220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When Bill said Wan-Davison, I cried laughing.

    • @antedote1
      @antedote1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude!! I literally started balling the second he said that, cause earlier, when glowing orbs or whatever were mentioned, you could literally see in real time the same guy who use to shit on Star Wars fans all his life lol!!!!

  • @jonschwab9790
    @jonschwab9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Am I the only one who claps out loud , alone, on my day off when the Monday morning podcast pops up?

    • @TheTJKennedy
      @TheTJKennedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, normal people work on Mondays

    • @jonschwab9790
      @jonschwab9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheTJKennedy normal people work on weekends, which is why I'm off on Monday

    • @snuugumz
      @snuugumz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whenever i see it, i tell my dog Scout ‘ohh, Jeezus, it’s time for dat Billy Freckles, dere!’ Scout heads for the door, to go out for a piss, so’s he can come back and sleep straight through.

    • @LuisFernandoAraiza
      @LuisFernandoAraiza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I listen to him in the middle of the night while I’m moving trailers around. I can laugh out loud and hear the echoes. It’s the best !

    • @mysteriousmarissa
      @mysteriousmarissa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "you are not aloneeeeeeee" - the ending of Free Willy

  • @Slayerbros8
    @Slayerbros8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    cannot believe the baseball bat analogy got him to think about the solar panel wear and tear properly lol.

  • @kush8978
    @kush8978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bill has the best ad reads

  • @matthewpeed774
    @matthewpeed774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "you know those people putting booze in their orange juice,they get that red face" -immediately thinks of Bert.

    • @HAMlLTON
      @HAMlLTON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ol Brent Chrysler

    • @excellenceinrecycling4093
      @excellenceinrecycling4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Muh-sheen

    • @fishlips8336
      @fishlips8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Bert doesn't go to AA soon or reel in the CONSTANT boozing his overly fat RED face is going to drop dead on stage someday.

    • @juanmendez3629
      @juanmendez3629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ifufuif

    • @rumgum8935
      @rumgum8935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't let bert know about coolaid and vodka yeesh lol

  • @superdupdun
    @superdupdun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bill pronounced ‘Wandavision’ as Juan Davidson and my month has been made. Billiam Burr everybody.

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol nice catch

    • @antedote1
      @antedote1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude!! I literally started balling the second he said that, cause earlier, when glowing orbs or whatever were mentioned, you could literally see in real time the same guy who use to shit on Star Wars fans all his life lol!!!!

  • @rjkStudios
    @rjkStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That "PE" ad read is the most entertaining ad read that I've ever heard! 👍😆🤣

  • @CoverMusicss
    @CoverMusicss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You have no idea how my days goes but this is the most peaceful and amazing time that I have been waiting a week or less to enjoy it. you have no idea what you are doing Billy boy I love this keep doing what you're doing I like you man oh a one more thing.........Am Black and I love you

  • @threeofeight197
    @threeofeight197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Like oceans 11 but with ppl on HGH wearin' underwear." LOL

  • @mikeduva1
    @mikeduva1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It starts with howard the duck." "What?" omg cracked me up

  • @DrePants44
    @DrePants44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him trashing all the live action Mary Jane's destroyed me🤣

  • @MGP2210
    @MGP2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The superhero stuff at 39:00 is hilarious 😂
    Bill needs a chil friend to recommend a handful of the best ones, and fill in the gaps as needed.

  • @FeastTheStoic
    @FeastTheStoic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    54:08 “Wan Davidson.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikes8079
    @mikes8079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Billy Fenway slinger, for constantly putting out great episodes!

  • @pcontiman
    @pcontiman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bills reads are the best.

  • @Rayna429
    @Rayna429 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aww man I can't believe I missed this!!??. So glad Bill was apart of DC & friends. He's invited to the picnic. Lol. Busta Rhymes is so under rated. The show sounds off the charts!

  • @shadyshinichi2JZ
    @shadyshinichi2JZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good morning there ole Cheddar Beard!

  • @klemenstrupeh8072
    @klemenstrupeh8072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The shoulder reliever is a nice product, but you can do similar thing with a regular jump rope.

  • @colinandrew89
    @colinandrew89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a breath of fresh air! Really enjoyed. Thanks mr burr

  • @michaelgoulet9008
    @michaelgoulet9008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the Depp trial is hilarious. she literally and figuratively shit the bed

  • @tracystephens5014
    @tracystephens5014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Starts with Howard the Duck..what?" 🤣😭🤣

  • @tjr247
    @tjr247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the podcast.. Hugs to you and the family.

  • @bubbyluna902
    @bubbyluna902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Family, godparents, are there REMEMBER BE HUMBLE BE PEACEFUL, KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, WORK IS WORK ❤️

  • @stizz19
    @stizz19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just saw Chappelle in Vancouver recently, Jeff Ross opened. I feel ripped off that Bill Burr, Rawlings and Busta were at Hollywood Bowl with him haha.

    • @gc-of7ng
      @gc-of7ng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was there friday bill killed it!

  • @RDEnduro
    @RDEnduro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Chevy Chase haha your talking about before he jumps in the pool with Christie i love that movie

  • @snuugumz
    @snuugumz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah, the Derby! Always love it, would like to attend, wearing one of them outrageous foo-foo hats that the LAAY-DEEES always sport there at Churchill Downs. Love ya, Bill!

  • @moebettamusicvids
    @moebettamusicvids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Let’s go Baldie!!!! Happy Monday everybody!

  • @gbradshaw
    @gbradshaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seen you in Nashville and you were fucking awesome man!! Can’t wait to see you live again Bill anytime you come back to Nashville I’m there. My stomach was tight for 2 days cause I laughed so hard. All love and respect, sir.

  • @willieyork6999
    @willieyork6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello Bill Burr and Nia. Miss you both. love and i mean LOVE THE PODCAST❤

  • @halfmoonbardo550
    @halfmoonbardo550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “ sounds like johnnys gonna sweep “
    ahahahah holy fuck 🤣😅

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ol Billy Hollywood checking in on us on an actual Monday!!!

  • @stephskylarr
    @stephskylarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    43:50 that accent you do, hahahah that was adorable af

  • @yaongingyfmm1571
    @yaongingyfmm1571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Shut the fuck up Keith" - Patrice O'Neal roast, 2003.

  • @hamzanadeem3611
    @hamzanadeem3611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bill truly realized the concept of “use degrades things” through the podcast. Ahhhh bill billy boy never change!

  • @craighayes3316
    @craighayes3316 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know you dont read these coments but on the off chance you do, thanyou for F is family ( and your colleagues) just watched all 5 seasons and i cant talking about it to friends and family. One of the best comedies ive watched!! So thakyou, and well done.

  • @MrRighteousRon
    @MrRighteousRon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dr. David Banner 😂😂😂😂

  • @sativarosegold3604
    @sativarosegold3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12 eps behind on the pod but couldn't wait anymore, had to listen to the newer for his take on Scamber Turd. Comedy gold. Ironically Johnny DID try to lock himself in the bathroom and psycho acted like he hurt her foot. When he bent down to look, she kicked him in the head or banged him with the door, one of the two

  • @jimmybuckets5863
    @jimmybuckets5863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s not that I want Bill to be in an argument with his wife…it’s just that it tends to produce comic gold! 😂 and it sounds like we got a doozy comin up on one of the next podcasts! Lol what happened at brunch Bill?

    • @AHighlander
      @AHighlander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably Bill absentmindedly impersonating their moronic conversations about the eggs - "Is that pesto? Is that pesto only your omelette? Oh, it's asparagus! It's aspaaaraguuus!"

  • @mysteriousmarissa
    @mysteriousmarissa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    and section k row 2 gonna be lit 🥳🤘

  • @syeoak
    @syeoak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have a feeling that when Bill finally gets to see what Thanos does, he will be onboard.....

  • @willieyork6999
    @willieyork6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bill And Nia Love the podcast. ❤

  • @alrightthen
    @alrightthen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In a weird way this podcast is pretty chill. Thanks Bill

  • @prqshn
    @prqshn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “A grander gesture” 😀

  • @forddriver8827
    @forddriver8827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know about today, but Afghan's (rugs from Afghanistan) were all the rage in the 1970's in Australia, as well as in Bawston too, I assume. I have hear Bill reference these a few times. Where I came from, they were a fairly expensive thing to own as I remember a couple of freinds who lived in big houses had them. We didn't own any Afghan's, but I remember our first colour TV in 1974. It was a 26'' Phillips in a veneer cabinet, needed two men to lift it & cost $1060 AUD. Considering in 1974, the annual wage was $51 per week, and a car cost $3500, an $1100 TV is a big investment. In 2002, my Mum gave it to a charity store, still looked and worked perfectly. Thanks for the memories Bill, being the same vintage, I have gone through many similar situations, however my Mum was the psycho in the home, not my Dad. He died early, to get away from her. Looking forward to the new special and read about your movies, they sound excellent. Don't forget the Isle of Man TT, Sunday 29th May through Friday 10th June. The other big road racing event before the TT is the North West 200 in Nth Ireland on between 10th-14th May. Another road course, basically a 9 mile triangle which allows speeds of 210mph. The big difference between the NW200 and the TT is the NW is a mass start which makes the racing wheel to wheel flat out. In America, google IOMTT Live Pass + and folloe the website to access the live broadcast of the TT. The cost is about $19 USD. Hope you get time to watch it, keep in mind the time difference. All the best, another middle aged journeyman.

  • @djkramit
    @djkramit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:00 Congratulations. 🎤

  • @go-goyubari8776
    @go-goyubari8776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reading show is the Closest to Philly I can get.

  • @dallassylvestre8155
    @dallassylvestre8155 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the podcasts Bill love ya man

  • @3spy1rex3
    @3spy1rex3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shoulder reliever sounds like a “mace.”
    That mid evil weapon he describes is called a mace

  • @OldBaldWookiee
    @OldBaldWookiee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bill the hulks name is Bruce banner 😆 David banner is the rapper lmao

  • @Jippa_33
    @Jippa_33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Roman read was one for the highlight reels

  • @jdebella44
    @jdebella44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome thanks!!

  • @vanzan3560
    @vanzan3560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are 6.
    They are referred to as "Infinity Stones"
    Keep up the great work.

  • @toastangler
    @toastangler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It'd be cool if more of these weren't audio only. BUT.....I didn't have to pay d*ck to listen to one of the funniest people on the planet, so I guess I shouldn't complain.

    • @sangredelic
      @sangredelic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, it's better audio only. That way we can go about our day with a soundtrack. I've cleared out half my garden so far to the tune of Sir Creamsicle

  • @runswithphantoms
    @runswithphantoms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe you're not as mad at your solar pool cover as you were before 😂🤣

  • @nategarcia3236
    @nategarcia3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill thinking about watching marvel
    Movies then realizing how many hours he would have to watch and saying “fuck that shit” hahahah hilarious…3 hour movie after 3 hour movie haha

  • @MoshHated
    @MoshHated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good morning Bill! Hope all is well with you and yours

  • @malcom246
    @malcom246 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus that sounds like an amazing show

  • @tejasmarathe2k
    @tejasmarathe2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 54:07 did Bill say wanda vision as wan Davidson? 😂😂

  • @teriaviles8560
    @teriaviles8560 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, what about Dangerfirld's Triple Lindy from Back to School?

  • @djneedles000
    @djneedles000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do I think your pretty?"😭😭😭😭

  • @thehubrisoftheunivris2432
    @thehubrisoftheunivris2432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know if it's hypertension face, but I had edema one time while I was boozing. My face got so swollen it looked like I got beat up pretty good, but there were no bruises or marks. My coworkers, who booze all the time, knew what was going on right away. I'm sure there's milder edema when you talk about boozers getting big heads and red face and stuff.

  • @Theincidnt
    @Theincidnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Go Bill Go!

  • @mrtokerarchvile8252
    @mrtokerarchvile8252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey what sup bill DUDE BRO YOU ARE THE MAN OF ALL MAN BRO….. you YOU PLAY THE VOICE OF THE FATHER OF :F IS FOR FAMILY…your killing me in that show bro woooh man you seem to surprise me every damn time you’re great 😎

  • @durangojoe9080
    @durangojoe9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Where are the women to support men when it comes to premature ejaculation? Don't quick-come shame me!" 🤣

  • @jeffreyt9656
    @jeffreyt9656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting for this 💯

  • @xxresoxx947
    @xxresoxx947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ol billy rednuts, still waiting on your palm springs show!

  • @NotAfraid280
    @NotAfraid280 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    52:58 is bill calling out Zendaya for being flat chested?? Lol!!!

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love his honesty

  • @scarecrowsgermancargarage-6747
    @scarecrowsgermancargarage-6747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The show is so boring, yet here I am again

    • @fyc7116
      @fyc7116 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's really boring, yet here I am again too 😕

  • @jakobirobi2359
    @jakobirobi2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Wandavidson" 😅😆🤣😂

  • @burentoyongu1345
    @burentoyongu1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Northern Lights happens all year around, up there, Billy Twinkles.

  • @doomedspacemarine5076
    @doomedspacemarine5076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Billy booze hound, i hope you appear in BCS or that Kuby and Huell get a spin-off.

  • @user-vi4sn9eh5l
    @user-vi4sn9eh5l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    33:00 Johnny Depp
    Into the hulk and superhero movies

  • @_Desiree_
    @_Desiree_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    53:16 🙌🏽😹❤️

  • @oscarlopez4417
    @oscarlopez4417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You probably can't tell us but it's worth asking either way.
    Will you be in Better Call Sauls last season?

  • @neilobrien1956
    @neilobrien1956 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave Chappelle Ashy Larry you and Busta Rhymes that is one hell of a show

  • @MaineOnMMA
    @MaineOnMMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao yeah we’re not better here in Milwaukee

  • @KevinKillaKam
    @KevinKillaKam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does Bill have a Netflix special coming out? Any news if he is?

    • @emerraldx
      @emerraldx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      not sure we know where it will be released yet but Netflix is a safe bet, pretty sure he is still editing the Red Rocks show and the movie prolly slowing that down, might get released before the end of year 🤔

  • @AllanAdamson
    @AllanAdamson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey what's going on and I'm just checking in to see what's different here in Billy-boy land

  • @krissward8739
    @krissward8739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Hypertension face”

  • @CGTraderX
    @CGTraderX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exposing someone lying is underrated: The entire MSM about Trump.

  • @MarfTheUnbearable
    @MarfTheUnbearable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cubes and Spheres are fine, but don't forget the SKYBEAMS!

  • @SuperSpectrom
    @SuperSpectrom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    JUAN DAVIDSON! I fucking cried. He's not wrong about there being too much marvel stuff lol.

  • @hamdemon99
    @hamdemon99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Demi and Demi Moore came AFTER she was known as Dinty Moore.

  • @under_coverduck883
    @under_coverduck883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It could be a little difficult but if you added the date on the thumbnail I think that would boost the views

  • @hamdemon99
    @hamdemon99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You MUST see "Stop Making Sense".

  • @Mario_Ramirez
    @Mario_Ramirez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    May means "Indy 500"!!!

  • @licka
    @licka 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    25:26 - someone clip that.

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy complaining about Zoom calls can't have it both ways...the alternative is, I guarantee you...without a doubt these corporations will insist people show up at the office to work...some are already doing it now and paying less to employees who opt to work from home.

  • @paullavers9959
    @paullavers9959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did Bill perform at the same event that Dave Chappelle was apparently attacked at just seen the latest news

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fkin psychos out there. I hope he doubles down on the "offensiveness" of his set

  • @The_Chuwinga_Who_Watches_All
    @The_Chuwinga_Who_Watches_All 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don’t worry about DC Movies, it’s a waste of time

  • @jamilp2869
    @jamilp2869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mimosa... HAHAHAHA... red face...

  • @donniemoose5702
    @donniemoose5702 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No sports talk Monday!

  • @jesse_ronan
    @jesse_ronan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    information is data and data is EVERYWHERE... mannnnn

  • @Kimble81
    @Kimble81 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Billy tomato balls!

  • @aminehabani957
    @aminehabani957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You confusing between Spiderman, Hulk, Iron Man ... from Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) VS Batman & Superman from DC Universe... 😅

  • @travishall2008
    @travishall2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love ya lil Billy twinkle toes

  • @djc6323
    @djc6323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nia knows that someone will pay for those things you feel are clutter…also she has sentimental value to them as well. So get a huge shed in the backyard and securely store all of those items. Also, hire someone to label/tag and organize it all so it is easy to find. DM me, my services are available.