【ENG SUB】Shigure Ui gives us relationship advice
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"i dont have a female friend to begin with"
"then give up"
that was brutally honest,didnt expect that a lot damage.
F
DESTRUCTION 1000
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I felt the pain, it's true.
I didn't need a reality check as soon as I woke up
“In my next life I want to be a magical wand that magical girls use” This guy gets it
Nah, this guy just been reading some ln
There's a manga about this. Guy gets reincarnated into a magical wand and isekai'd. Has to dupe some airhead into using him.
@@sederhanaayam5339 magic wand is a multi purpose tool. i've been reading some educational books related to that..
Well there is a “magical wand” both women and men can use
read "Isekai de Saikyou no Tsue ni Tensei shita Ore ga Iyagaru Shoujo wo Muriyari Mahou Shoujo ni P suru!" same concept lol xD
I love that she was asked for legit advice and right after that somebody wanna be a stick.
A magical stick no less
they wanted to be a magical wand i.e. Hitachi, kiddos ;)
comedy at its purest form
I mean who dosnt
You laugh but that's probably the plot of some obscure isekai light novel.
“Then give up”
I can’t believe Ui murdered someone live on stream
That wasn't a 'murder', but an actually good advice.
straight up savagery
Joke on her I already gave up
Kill the boy, and let the man be born.
I mean, what the fuck do you want? Do you want her to be pointlessly nice and not help solve the problem in any way? There is no purpose to that kind of advice.
I love how she genuinely tried to think but got so confused
But Mama Ui, that magical stick question was perfectly valid! D:
The answer is that there already is a manga detailing the instructions
Well ,first you might to find the magical truck and let it crash you so you can reincarnated. If you did reincarnated the first time then get crash again till you get it🤣🤣🤣
@@inorireplica362 just like rerolling until you get your best girl is gacha games?
She could have answered "Amass as much positive karma in this life and hope your god accepts positive karma as currency for rolling gacha for reincarnation into a magic wand"
"what should i do to be reincarnated as a magical stick in my next life"
i don't need sleep, i need answers
We could get isekai'd any time and need answer.
Well first you need to get hit by truck-kun.
What happens after that is purely chance.
@@ryanlorenzo5003 Truck-kun's busy trying to properly Isekai Sakura Minamoto. It could be awhile.
@@ryanlorenzo5003 well...coincidentally truck kun always passes by our house at 6am..soo I gotta be early
1:57 10/10 motion capture.
Now u get 69 likes heh
@@-hit6570 heh
Seriously, the motion capture seems too basic at times and then you see something like this that communicates so well.
Well, Ui's main problem with the caption is the weird blinking but that's because it's too sensitive...and her almost permanent smile, but that's part of her charm and gives a good "hide your pain Harold" vibe.
But her eyes man, her eyes and her brows are Soo smooth
I lost it at the eyebrows
1:14 the way she gets slightly embarrassed saying that is so adorable
Damn. She told me to give up in the first 13 secs. I know its a joke but it did damage lol.
Are you sure about that being a joke?
@@SukacitaYeremia I need it to be, so it is.
Just accept it bro. We need to play the waiting game. Work hard our entire life and those women will come to us when they’re 34 or 40 with kids. Then we’ll be Kings!
@@garyoakham9723 I hope you aren't serious
@@ksiyaskid I think therefore i am
"If I were your girlfriend"
Thank you Ui. That's all I needed to hear.
??: "Should I break up with my girlfriend?"
Ui: " If i were your GF..."
??: "Then I will never break up! Thank you"
Step one : you don’t
How to get a girlfriend:
Rule 1: You can't
lesson 1: dont think about it
Instructions 1 : impossible
Step two: let the darkness consume you
Step 3: Give it a second thought
Ui: *talking about how to get a girlfriend*
Me as intellectual: *ECCHI SHIYOU*
RIP papa franku
in memoriam of our dear papa franku
I know that
*Massive orgasm noise with the bois
i miss him so much :(
"Misako, the anime girl on my computer says we're wasting each others' time, and that we should break up."
1:55 Eyes wandering in search of mind.
Random Stranger: I don't have a woman as a friend to begin with.
Ui Mama: Then give up.
Love her or hate her, she's spittin' straight facts.
Still...
*I felt that*
Usually I have a girlfriend before but I got rejected for 4 times. Eventually some of my friends make fun of me. Then I give up having a girlfriend.
@@amatsukauto1178 *Sheds a tear*
That is so sad bro... Wanna hug? 👻
Sorry, couldn't find another emoji that displays the character with open arms.
@@amatsukauto1178 BIG F BRO ACTUAL DEPRESSION
Nice
@@amatsukauto1178 Bro... ...... thats really depressing. We are here for u man
That magical stick question was so confusing even her face tracking went haywire
"If I were your girlfriend-"
That's a giant "if", Ui-mama.
1:55 - Imagine what facial expressions she actually made if her relatively stuff avatar was emoting so much.
I'm sure she's changing face expresions on her pc/tablet
But yea her face gonna be like "what is this guy saying?"
@@nathanaelraynard2641 Afiak, the v-tuber avatars use the face tracking technology.
@@Lucitaur yea but the specific move ment like the eye brows, i don't think they are tracked via face tracking and ears are probably the same too
@@YagatoYeppelin but I thought each vtuber company used their own app tho? And isn't ui mama a solo vtuber? Tbh ui has the most expressive features either a face track or specific expression menu..
1:54 confused ui-face
So cute haha
What if I'm in love with Shigure Ui?
0:13
@@gloomylobster111 you should surrender to the police, because you just killed him
we all do
0:13
1:32
i was really looking forward to that first question but the she replied with "then give up". i didn't expect that
Ui Mama always wearing a Pads when she wearing a uniform.
I don't mind at all though.
Tfw no ui-mama gf
Why even live
Pain
1:56 her avatar is so well done
She's a designer after all
I've never been interested in romance since i graduated from highschool and i don't know why, maybe because I've already in the deepest level of anime's rabbit hole.
It is perfectly valid to not have romantic feelings for anyone.
yeah same im on the point that i dont feel anything to real girl anymore unlike before even if i watch anime i still have crush but now i just want to be alone and do my thing
Yup now when ever I talk to a girl I just see them as friends/co-workers. I just think they're kinda of a pain tbh. Idk maybe It'll change my mind the future but now for now I just want to focus on myself rather than someone else's.
Is it really that strange? Then again I'm kinda ruined by good anime/visual novel romances where you can find your other half...
i dont watch romance btw
Friendships are underrated and become more and more rare as you get older. Don't take them for granted and don't make friendships with women just to try dating them.
Trying to look for women to date right a way is a waste of energy. If you get ignored or ghosted you feel like garbage and if you actually end up dating someone and it doesn't meet your expectations you wonder why you even bothered.
Develop hobbies, learn languages, try to be a part of conversations little by little.
But hey, take my word with a grain of salt. I'm 28 and have had exactly one girlfriend in my life.
Don't be fooled by hookup culture
Jeesh, "give up" she said, damn woman, that's cold.
1:14 She's so cute
1:13 かわいいいいいいいいいい （尊死
So much good advice. You can tell that Ui mama really understands how to treat her girlfriends. Wait a-
1:15 was so fckn cute bruh
To be honest ,I’ve come to terms with not having a girlfriend , not because I can’t find any , not just me but everyone wants to be in a healthy relationship where both can enjoy their own lives without restraints but having an affection with each other . So it’s better to break up than trying to hang on to something you can’t keep up . Ui-mama gets it , mother knows best I guess Lol
Its better to just sleep with them rather than be with them
I'll pray for you AnhH 172 to get a girlfriend in an isekai world
hi, and yeah, I am agree with you
@@shareefshabani756 Don't need to worry , I'm just concentrating on living a good life , also I'm still young Lol
@@icebreaking3336 thanks Lol
I expected her to say "then jump in front of a truck" during the magical stick part.
1:23 She's right on the money about breaking up. If it's really early in the relationship, sure, give it a little time to see if there's anything there. But if it's been a while and you're still not sure you're into them, you should split. It's not just about you and possibly growing to like them, it's also about respecting them and not wasting their time. I wouldn't want to keep dating someone who is on the fence about being with me and is only with me because they *might* end up liking me over time.
Not even 14 seconds in and we're all told to give up
Gotta love that confused face
New light novel series “A girl confessed to me so I asked a vtuber for love advice”
1:54 It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.
Damn, that first question burn.
Bear with me as I try to answer this:
*How to reincarnate as a magical girl stick?*
_(Yes, I do reach a reasonable answer)_
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Background Information:*
Ok, to magical girls, sticks are their right hand man. Their lifetime career companion, the thing they use to depend on.
_BUT_ that also goes for magical girl familiars, so what's the difference between a familiar and a magical stick?
Ok well in some cases, the stick is responsible for assisting the magical girl _{transform.}_
And while familiars can sometimes fight they usually only give advice to the magical girl. So the magical girl will depend on the stick for _{fighting force}_ and the familiar for advice.
Sticks are also very often a representation of the magical girl. If you look at a magical girls sticks you'll immediately know who it is, it's like their _{mark,}_ their signature.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Analysis:*
So far what have we summmed up:
_•right hand man_
_•lifetime companion_
_•transformative(so I'd assume impactful to the magical girl)_
_•able to fight, sturdy, strong_
_•Icon/representative for magical girl_
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Connections:*
So in order to become a magical girl stick, you have to become a *dependable person* _(good at a variety of things.)._
A person that can *bring out the best in others* _(good judging eye)._
*Physically sturdy* _(not strong per se but you can defend yourself)_
and the next part I'm not too sure..
cuz the sticks are a reflection of the magical girl, another girl weilding you just wouldn't fit, so maybe...
_Loyalty._ You have to be a loyal person, and dedicate yourself to the things your passionate about. I believe that fits.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Conclusion, Answer:*
_Therefore the recipe to becoming a Magical girl stick in your next life is:_
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*•Be Dependable*
*•Be a good judge of quality {and bring out those qualities}*
*•Be sturdy*
*•Be Loyal to your passions*
_{you prolly would wanna get hit by a truck somewhere too ngl}_
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Okay, that's it. I hope someone out there gets an answer to this unanswered question. Good Luck~
Edited to make reading easier*
Wow. I am amazed and throughly surprised by this unexpectedly whole some answer.
You forgot to take into account what kind of truck you need to be hit by.
This is what determines which world you're gonna end up in aside from what kind of Magical Girl you'll be spending the rest of your biodegradable second life with.
48:48 odds of you ending up in a magical or scifi world if you get hit by accident or were sacrificing yourself to save someone else respectively. The remaining 2% is the wild card that the person you saved is a magical/sci-fi character themselves and revives you to be their servant.
Still, you get an A- on your structuring, grammar and research.
Mein gott
@@ryanlorenzo5003 it should be 4% because 48+48=96 and need 4 more to become 100% but i get your point
@@ryanmatthew609 oh the last 2% is not taken into account because it doesn't in anyway involve itself with the equation.
That being that the truck will in no way isekai you and you just straight up die from being run over.
I love how Ui responds quick and brutally to the dumb questions but when facing an honest real one she starts to stutter.
Just Ui being Professor Ui.
1:55 Her Fucking Expressions!!!!
"i dont have a female friend to begin with"
"then give up"
already did bucko, try again
1:13 take this of context. blessed
1:14 so adorable
1:46 LOL
First 13 seconds,she already roast people
How do i get a girlfriend?
Ui-mama : "Give up"
This is why i love Ui.
The whole video:
*Understandable, have a great day*
Shigure Ui 2020: If I were your girlfriend...
Shigure Ui 2022: No
Summarization of what UI Mama would probably say if you want an advice to get a girlfriend:
UI Mama: "it's easy to get a girlfriend. First, check if you currently have a girlfriend or not, if not, then give up"
Ui mama is too cute for this world
The first 13 second is an unexpected reality check for me, fml
It's times like these where the popular phrase, "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." really sinks in.
I watched this for the nth time and I still fall inlove with Shigure Ui everytime.
At 1:57, I actually became her like I got so confused about what the person was talking about. It took me an hour to know what that person meant lmao
*3rd question appears*
...Moving on.
The last question asked by Zack Fair.
1:14 is hitting my 心
this is really useful..
thank you, ui-mama
Yo wtf her model is advanced af like damn those movements are smooth
so far, ui is the most coldest vtuber I've ever seen
The first advice she gives us is "Give up"
Ui Mama giving life advices...
Yes...!
Ui mama is so precious aaaa my kokoro
0:13
oof
She is quite right actually
I want to be a stand user in a different world to vent out all of my anger about losing my job
1:54 This is very relatable.
"If I were your girlfriend, I'd want you to love me"
My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
i like how she just gave up saying that word after stuttering so much xD
Ui mama kawaaii
It's so hard to love three anime girls at the same time kusa
*concerned shigure*
yeah i won't be needing these advices anytime soon
1:54
Ui Mama.exe has not responding.
I was a fool coming here expecting a yasashii Ui-san.
I was absolutely stupid to seek consolation by reading the comments.
0:13 dame da ne
.....gladly.
I hope nobody is actually taking this "give up" crap seriously. Giving up is never the answer. The most fitting answer would be "Get your priorities straight and stop being so pathetic."
Mom gives relationship advice.
Seems legit.
"Then give up"
Jokes on you I gave up 3 years ago
the 1st question and the stick question was asked by the same dude
I wonder if she's drawing while doing talking streams sometimes, cause I used to have a friend who's really good at drawing and she draws all the time, durin class, lunch, even while she's talking
My situation the same as the first one.At the end i just told her i cant continue this relationship and break all ties with her.Im just a poor guy,i cant even imagine to let her suffer along with me.Now she married and happy i guess and for me,im still poor,single ,jobless and live with my parents home.FYI i was working before for 10 years,my mom got sick so i got to quit my old job.Im 36 and clueless wth im gonna do with my life anymore.
Really like her mindset in 1:23
Me : *see thumbnail
also me : "Ah yes, floors are made of floor.."
shigure is what my depression needs
I was on messenger and forgot that I tapped this vid and forgot that Ui mama was on and thought it was Watame that's talking.
Brutal but it’s the truth.
Confused Ui mama looks cute
Remember Boys... She still 22 YO... We still have a chance...
Or nahh...
0:13
@@bericv4219 Bruuuhhh... Nice
0:13
#UiAmINotGoodEnough
Yo she just straight up assaulted that first question bruh
JP bros have such a funny imagination I'm dying every time a clipper translates marshmallow stuff. Reincarnated into a Magical Girl Stick????wut??? ahahahahah
Well, it's a YES for me...
me after the magic wand part: huh, cool
me 2s after: wait a minute.......
Yes, I have obtained some wisdom.