We are *not* boring. We merely discard the war between order and chaos as the false dichotomy that it is. We obey order and law when the end result is moral and good. But we also know that there are times when man-made, written laws are out of harmony with the moral law of the universe. Then, we have an obligation to break that law, for we are obedient to a higher law.
Neutral good, forever the best alignment!! Maybe not as exciting as y'all chaotics, but when you have a fever and need some soup, you'll be glad to have some neutral goods around :)
@@robertsmithfan877 yOU DARE DISRESPECT THE NEUTRAL GOODS- actually were too pure to to reply but we definitely have a comeback forever stored in our book of comebacks -Neutral Good
Giving soup, by all Alligments: Lawful Good: Makes the soup by the recipe, politely gives it to you Neutral Good: Improvises a Soup using the cooking knowledge they had before, may or may not call you a dumbass for not being able to make a soup depending on your relationship with them Chaotic Good: Throws everthing they seen in their way into the soup, smack the plate in front of you and spoon feeds it to ya' Lawful Neutral: Asks payment to make the soup and then follow according the recipe, gives the soup politely True Neutral: Not really into making soup, when you offer to pay em' they change their minds, make a shitty soup that you barely can eat and run away with the money Chaotic Neutral:...don't... make soup... Lawful Evil: Asks for money before making the soup, you pay, they run away with the money without making soup Neutral Evil: They refuse the money, make the soup, throw the soup at your face and steal your wallet Chaotic Evil: Poisons the soup, steal your wallet and burns the house after you die
4:47 My soul agrees and is the literal embodiment of this vine. I have said "sorry" more times than every other word. More times than I have breathed, blinked, and lived. I apologized the moment I was born. I apologized when someone threw a cupcake at me. I apologize always.
Yes! I feel like I belong now. I watched your Chaotic Good video and thought "Nah, I'm not that Chaotic" and your Lawful Good video and I thought "Nah, I'm not that Lawful". Now I finally have a video to relate to.
"Had to make a doody, and when the doody hit the water the water hit my booty do do doo" I have never laughed that much or replayed a clip so many times
A list of Neutral Good Moods in this video: 0:26 when the rest of your party goes to kill an NPC that's doing nothing 0:32 when you cast Talk To Animals 1:14 when the rest of the party is fucking with a magic item but you know it's dangerous 1:31 when the DM describes a really cool enemy 3:04 when you have something in your character's backstory that gets around an obstacle 3:35 fun with your familiar! 3:43 putting up with other players' stupid ideas 3:50 do I even have to say it (succeeding a wisdom/intelligence check) 4:05 when one of the party members is ugly as fuck but they're still your friend 6:09 wrapping up a character's story after the campaign is over
Where did you find the “I was up until 3am last night so obviously im gonna stay up that late again” vine? I wanna send that one to my friends cuz I literally stayed up that late last night, and tonight is the live stream. Yeah Thursdays!
"sitting on the toilet" "i had to make a doodie" "when the doodie hit the water" "the water hit the booty" fucks sake this was the most beautiful song i've ever heard
its neutral good because he knows he would look fresh as fuck if his parents hadn't cut his hair like that. as a neutral evil i would have just said his hair looks like shit so i know its not evil.
@@BothHands1 i don't know about that it would be kind of mean to tell him that though because you'd just be lying to him. i think the cameraman is neutral good because he lets the boy know the truth, even if it hurts.
Idk, maybe chaotic good, but he's still too young to change his hair, even if he wanted to, so hurting his feelings doesn't help him. Just like when a friend gets a bad tattoo, you tell them it doesn't look _that_ bad, b/c at that point what's done is done and you can't change it, so sparing their feelings is the more neutral good option imo.
@@BothHands1 well if you got a bad tattoo you could always just cut the area affected off or pay for laser removal. he could also just be warning the kid so when his hair grows back he should resist having it cut like that again.
What is disrespectful is to don't let a child decide by himself what way of life or belief he wants to follow or choose. And to "teach" and force a mind to think your way like it's the "Truth"... it's stupid and dangerous.
I just realized the I'm still a piece of garbage vine was filmed 2 minutes from my house at my old high school. I knew that auditorium sign looked familiar.
Finally. Diversity for my plain ass good self
Yeah, for me too
Your fucking profile picture is everything
Represent
Facts
Exactly.
Every Neutral Good: Finally some good fucking food
*content
*good neutral food
@@mimikyupikachu4385 it seems we both have good taste
Neutral good sounds like a guy who is too good fora husband and becomes a pimp.
Yep, can confirm
sofa is the only person i trust for alignment vines lmao
Same
As a member of the boring good alignment, thank you for your service
We are *not* boring. We merely discard the war between order and chaos as the false dichotomy that it is. We obey order and law when the end result is moral and good. But we also know that there are times when man-made, written laws are out of harmony with the moral law of the universe. Then, we have an obligation to break that law, for we are obedient to a higher law.
@@Cheesedragon117 amen
@@Cheesedragon117 what the fuck you just described my alignment the same way I do.
now I wanna know your outlook on life.
Cheesedragon117 oh man ur like smart
I am like 666 :0
I may not care for the authority or want complete madness, but I sure as hell am a okay person.
isn't neutral good just good for goods sake?
@@snichelsticks8653 Neutral Good is like a guy punching a girl for self defense
@@ninjapickles244 you nailed it
Yeah you sound more like you write pitiful jokes.
@@ninjapickles244 or stopping to move a turtle across the road
Finally, some representation
Jack Bonde Amen my brother amen
I know right 😤
Forget people of colour, etc. not being represented, neutral goods need to be represented too.
We matter-
Neutral good, forever the best alignment!! Maybe not as exciting as y'all chaotics, but when you have a fever and need some soup, you'll be glad to have some neutral goods around :)
bitch
-chaotic evil
@@robertsmithfan877 yOU DARE DISRESPECT THE NEUTRAL GOODS- actually were too pure to to reply but we definitely have a comeback forever stored in our book of comebacks
-Neutral Good
If you want some soup, neutral goods will always be there.
Giving soup, by all Alligments:
Lawful Good: Makes the soup by the recipe, politely gives it to you
Neutral Good: Improvises a Soup using the cooking knowledge they had before, may or may not call you a dumbass for not being able to make a soup depending on your relationship with them
Chaotic Good: Throws everthing they seen in their way into the soup, smack the plate in front of you and spoon feeds it to ya'
Lawful Neutral: Asks payment to make the soup and then follow according the recipe, gives the soup politely
True Neutral: Not really into making soup, when you offer to pay em' they change their minds, make a shitty soup that you barely can eat and run away with the money
Chaotic Neutral:...don't... make soup...
Lawful Evil: Asks for money before making the soup, you pay, they run away with the money without making soup
Neutral Evil: They refuse the money, make the soup, throw the soup at your face and steal your wallet
Chaotic Evil: Poisons the soup, steal your wallet and burns the house after you die
I'm true neutral can y'all keep quiet I'm trying to sleep
The good evening guy is True Neutral.
he's more of a chaotic neutral in my eyes
I think he is neutral leaning chaotic
idk about chaotic. vine itself is chaotic. but the way he slides down and his voice and face are all so controlled I think it is true neutral
Marlon Webb btw
Definitely more good than neutral imo
Therapist: "What is your earliest childhood memory?"
Kid: 4:08
"Put Gerard back." Is the most neutral good thing ever.
EDIT: WHY DO I HAVE 1.3K LIKES?!
I probably would have said "No, my precious" in a Gollum voice as I protectively carried cookie Gerard away
I would’ve baked a whole cookie version of My Chemical Romance, so Gerard wouldn’t be lonely.
Poor gee way
@@princelink6004 Someone: who's your fav mcr member?
Me: an intellectual: *there are no members*
amercelo I love Gerard Way he’s amazing so is Mikey and Ray and Frank I just love those boys
2:02 are you calling us neutral goods garbage? because i wholeheartedly agree
oh wow same dude
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
👌🏻
I STRONGLY resonate with the good evening voice. The total extra-ness of the slide.... the formal and robotic yet friendly greeting.
Lmao yeah when ur tired af and zoning out but default to kind and friendly mode to keep others happy
Welcome to Radio Sh.. ack.. ack.. ack.. ack
CheeseburgerDanny I shouldn’t have tried to drink water when that one came on🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never seen that vine before and i’m dying
YOU OUGHTA KNOW BYY NOOOOOOW
*repeated sneeze like sounds*
bless you
“What do we want?”
“A heartfelt ending to this vine compilation.”
“Dad?”
Currently on a date so I can’t watch this but soon I will
Still finds the time to comment this though, what a champ
Good luck
Fuxk you looking at your phone on a date for?
Ur date is lucky
How'd it go? 😀
3:32 those laughs are laugh material.
ｈａｈａｈａｈａ
oh hi thanks for checking in im "still a piece of GArBaGe!!"
Just a Drunken Parrot mood
When I read it I coudnt help singing along
I love that vine so much. XD
Bill wurtz is my god
@@nuggetaboutit8167 Bill Wurtz is THE God
4:47
My soul agrees and is the literal embodiment of this vine. I have said "sorry" more times than every other word. More times than I have breathed, blinked, and lived. I apologized the moment I was born. I apologized when someone threw a cupcake at me. I apologize always.
Yes! I feel like I belong now.
I watched your Chaotic Good video and thought "Nah, I'm not that Chaotic" and your Lawful Good video and I thought "Nah, I'm not that Lawful". Now I finally have a video to relate to.
**back flips**
"I BEEN DREAMING, oF a TrUe lOvEs kIsS"
put. gerard. back.
abbi collier BROOOO MY NAME IS ABBI TOO!
mcr stanny YO WHATS UP ABBI
abbi collier WHATS UP ABBI
Puy geyay bacu
@@realzaquilleoneal the abbis r when two golden retrievers meet eachother XD
"It's Ben" gets me every damn time. 😂
Sittin on the toilet and had to make a doody, when the doody hit the water, the water hit my booty, doo doo doo doo
Karls Kyle
fml 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
The kiss of Poseidon
Do you remember what this creators name is???
@@BothHands1 kills me everytime 😂
@@Rita-kx3yr just like a bidet 🤗😂
4:38 fun fact, I know they boy in the vine. My brother went to school with the girl too, fun fact apparently she’s not actually a lesbian.
Ofcourse! She's american!
TEB I wish I could favorite your comment so much right now
:0
I haven't been able to think straight, either
Dick, balls, cock, having a loving boyfriend
Thinking straight is overrated :)
The only thing straight in front of me ... is a rainbow
@@reynhacoezy5510 rainbows are actually circles, so-
Psychedelic Spoons
*whisper*
Exactly.
4:09 So is no going to talk about how he just roasted the hell out of that entire man
The didn't even leave a single inch get away
the neutral good community thanks u
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
3:43 when you know exactly which anime the audio came from so it makes the joke even funnier
ouenabhighschoplhostclub😍
I shouldn't have laughed so hard at 2:40 but I did
Alannis Magers
Biru no tanima no
kurayami ni
SPIDERMAN
Danielle Spargo LMAOOO
I'm crying 😂
"Had to make a doody, and when the doody hit the water the water hit my booty do do doo"
I have never laughed that much or replayed a clip so many times
First like 😁
Also as a neutral good person, I’ve never seen a more relatable vine compilation in my entire life, thank you for blessing my eyes
4:47 This is me on an hourly basis
i feel so blessed to have watched this alignment chart grow
PUT
*GERARD*
*_BACK_*
that is one of my favorite vines
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
A list of Neutral Good Moods in this video:
0:26 when the rest of your party goes to kill an NPC that's doing nothing
0:32 when you cast Talk To Animals
1:14 when the rest of the party is fucking with a magic item but you know it's dangerous
1:31 when the DM describes a really cool enemy
3:04 when you have something in your character's backstory that gets around an obstacle
3:35 fun with your familiar!
3:43 putting up with other players' stupid ideas
3:50 do I even have to say it (succeeding a wisdom/intelligence check)
4:05 when one of the party members is ugly as fuck but they're still your friend
6:09 wrapping up a character's story after the campaign is over
3:33 Me and my very mature friends.
Me
"fuck it tho bro its yo life" LMAO That poor child
1:14 YAAAAAAAS MY FAVORITE VINEEEE AAAAAAAAAA i'm sorry
PuT GErArD bAcK
Shiny Paint i can smell your pfp
SKSK HEY ME TOO WHATS GOOD FRIEND
Kerplunk!Kid rhaakskskaaaa
Sup emo rats
*G-NOTE*
2:25 literally me
Where did you find the “I was up until 3am last night so obviously im gonna stay up that late again” vine? I wanna send that one to my friends cuz I literally stayed up that late last night, and tonight is the live stream. Yeah Thursdays!
It's off til tok and his name is Aaron Dou I think
it's really chaotic good tbh but
Critical Role I'm guessing?
yeah I stayed up all night last night, and I'm not in bed yet tonight >_>
You can’t probably look up “Aaron Doh stayed up till 3” vine and it’ll come up
i love how even though vine has been shut down for several years people still keep making vine compilations
My favorite is the tweeka tweeka guy talking to the birds
"sitting on the toilet"
"i had to make a doodie"
"when the doodie hit the water"
"the water hit the booty"
fucks sake this was the most beautiful song i've ever heard
And there was much rejoicing!
Yaaaay
Maddy Donuts yaaaaay
yaaaaaaayyyyyyy......
PUT. GERARD. *BACK*
*gerard
@@jam.627 right
3:43 nobody just with Ouran Host club
Prodz, Danny AND Drew in this one? You are a man of culture
3:32 is still the funniest to me XD
Bleeurmp
6:02
Honestly, I’d watch a movie about that
*Good evening*
*Hows the wife*
Still one of my all time favorites
*I see you have 69 likes*
Danny Devito
5:43 i think i found my new favorite vine
More like bring Gerard back *crys*
Ode to Sleep hhhhhhh
@@realzaquilleoneal wanna go cry while listening to I Dont Love You?
@@realzaquilleoneal idk that song has been in my head for days
Ode to Sleep that's my favorite song oml
@@realzaquilleoneal oml this went from yt comment to pure fanboy/girling
The fact that I relate so much to these just proves my alignment
never clicked a video so fast
1:36
How many times do you think he rehearsed that?
😂
That spin on Tom's Diner is more relatable than Tom's Diner.
idk the original toms diner is pretty gay so
savanana No, dude! Tom’s Diner went so hard lol.
DA DA DA DA. DA DA DA DA. dAdadaDADADAdADa.
It's kinda scary how most of these are my exact brand of humor
And on this day, he confirmed that he was in fact neutral good.
Drew Gooden vines are the epitome of Neutral Good
4:08 isn't neutral good! that's chaotic evil energy.
its neutral good because he knows he would look fresh as fuck if his parents hadn't cut his hair like that. as a neutral evil i would have just said his hair looks like shit so i know its not evil.
Michael Adams
Hmm, still maybe true neutral. Neutral good would have said he looked good af or at least cool and unique, or maybe just smiled sweetly.
@@BothHands1 i don't know about that it would be kind of mean to tell him that though because you'd just be lying to him. i think the cameraman is neutral good because he lets the boy know the truth, even if it hurts.
Idk, maybe chaotic good, but he's still too young to change his hair, even if he wanted to, so hurting his feelings doesn't help him.
Just like when a friend gets a bad tattoo, you tell them it doesn't look _that_ bad, b/c at that point what's done is done and you can't change it, so sparing their feelings is the more neutral good option imo.
@@BothHands1 well if you got a bad tattoo you could always just cut the area affected off or pay for laser removal. he could also just be warning the kid so when his hair grows back he should resist having it cut like that again.
The one chaotic neutral vine that snuck in here about the woman going out in the snowstorm for donuts is still a fave 😂
It’s been thirteen minutes how do you already have thousands of views? That doesn’t matter tho because your a god and deserve it❤️💚
Also
PUT GERARD BACK❤️🖤🕴🏻
When I saw the KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE vine I literally screamed the lyrics I love that show
the whole set...finally complete. thank you SarcasmSofa, you've done the lord's work.
3:44 *OURAN HIGH SCHOOL FLASHBACKS*
But srly its one of my favorite Anime’s 👌🏼👌🏼
FINALLY MY ALIGNMENT
I tear up every time the little boy likes his chicken
I am every alignment apparently
does that mean you're true neutral
0:47 ITS THE THINGS THEY STICK UP IN SFSU DORMS YALL
im a gator and im so glad i recognized that
3:35 gave me back 4 years of my life
Will never get over how that dude talks about the kid’s hair cut
*Put Gerard BACK*
Gerard Way cookie xD
**when your a chaotic evil but still watching this** *r e b e l*
4:10 is neutral evil
The mozart piece in the beginning was perfect.
I desperately need a TH-cam link to that “Dude I’m over her let’s get some girls tonight” vine, that’s a whole mood right there 😂
“Hey wanna watch Spider-Man 2?”
“Can’t, I haven’t seen the first one”
*Reveals the first one behind the second one*
*MMmMM*
1:36 :')
Same
@@achairstudios8730 oh dang I left this comment for myself so I can wheeze I didnt think others would relate-
Bruh same 😂
1:08 ah yes i love this one. thank you two steps from hell.
Things are shaping up to be pretty 4:45
3:33 was too funny. the laughter afterwards was precious.
And now I thought "am I a neutral good?" But the chaotic part is so important for my being
1:48 I've literally walked by this building
IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
I got neutral good on my moral alignment quiz.
So here I am
finally...our compilation...
FINALLY i saw a comp the other day for chaotic neutrals and thought ' i wonder if they have any for my alignment ' and They DIDNT til nOW
"You may now kiss.... *cough* *cough* KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!!
4:48 I never thought I could relate to a vine so much
4:11
Guy:I'll be crying if I looked like that too
Me: 💀I AM HERE TO COLLECT YOUR MORTAL SOUL.💀
5:36 - 5:42 😂😂😂😂💀
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly
PUT GERARD BACC
4:09 is downright disrespectful.
What is disrespectful is to don't let a child decide by himself what way of life or belief he wants to follow or choose. And to "teach" and force a mind to think your way like it's the "Truth"... it's stupid and dangerous.
I watch vine compilations almost everyday. I must say that I’m incredibly impressed.
5:06 clearly the best one. dont @ me.
Urudduduzzzzzssssddgsrfasssscdssddxssddzaddzz
As a chaotic good/lawful evil, I appreciate these very much
I just realized the I'm still a piece of garbage vine was filmed 2 minutes from my house at my old high school. I knew that auditorium sign looked familiar.
The spiderman one is definitely chaotic evil
1:35