Trump Isn’t Going Anywhere, Biden Moves Forward Anyway
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2024
- Day 21 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump did his ceremonial duty by pardoning the White House turkey, retweeted actor Randy Quaid 5 times, we matched Trump to music from Dreamgirls, Jimmy offers you a way to get out of your Thanksgiving Family Zoom, and he gives Harvard grad Bennett from “The Bachelorette” a chance to redeem himself with a make-up quiz after he failed on last week’s episode.
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Would have been hilarious if Bennett said he actually went to Harvard Total Landscaping
😂😂
That's exactly what I was thinking he'd say jokingly 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao I’m so glad no one heard the ridiculous laugh I made reading this 😂😂😂
LMAO
Bennett's mum off camera giving him the answers....😂😂😂
The "Dreamgirls" skit was FLAWLESS! One of the best engineered bits ever!
“Retweeting Randy Quaid” should be the official medical basis for having a person deemed criminally insane
Or criminally inane
Well........ therefor he should be a threat for himself and /or others.
I'm old enough to know Randy is just Eddie Griswald, cause he's sure acting like him!!!!
They say the most dangerous time is when you are actually trying to leave your abusive relationship.
@Quaker 2019 Trump is holding a knife with his tiny hands.
@Quaker 2019 The guy is clearly insane, and also the public means nothing to a megalomaniac, god knows history has told us that again and again.
Yes and we are the abused partner trying to leave. He is more dangerous right now than he has ever been. It’s like when someone’s house is foreclosed on and they trash the place before they leave. If he can’t rule us, he would rather see us destroyed than lead by anyone else. He is putting the country in danger by not participating in a peaceful transfer of power.
@Quaker 2019 the variable are different so is the consequences, your friend's alleged abuser has to maneuver around society and it's rules. Trump doesn't have to to the same extant, that makes a world of difference.
Tip to Trump: Showing that Randy Quaid is on your side actually hurts your case, not help it.
Turducken - a lame duck, who’s a chicken, pardoning a turkey
@@janesaul8916 emphasis on the turd
YEAH AND CHEVY CHASE SAID THE SAME THING...LOL
So he lost to "the worst candidate" according to him. So that makes him a bigger loser. Losing now 3 times in Georgia.
Let’s make it four
Hahahaha
Trump "I've done more for Turkeys than any other President in history."
kerry nicholls Yes!!🤸🏽♂️
Trump "I've done more for Turkeys than any other President in history."
Apropos 😂
Yes he has don’t be jealous
@@alboss52 No one is jealous, trust me.
He has they have the lowest unemployment rate!
Now that was funny
Jimmy as someone who was placed in an medically induced coma and placed on a ventilator. I did not have COVID-19. I was in full respiratory failure and a trauma was called. My husband and my parents were given the news that my prognosis was very grim. I was transferred to a bigger City, 90 miles away. I was diagnosed with severe pneumonia, a pulmonary embolism and a 26mm hole in my heart. I want everyone who won’t wear a mask to understand what being on a ventilator is like. After my amazing family, including my 16 year old son, spent 2 weeks in that coma. I woke up and was still on the ventilator. I was constantly choking on my own mucus. My lungs were constantly trying to get rid of mucas. I had to have my mouth and throat and suctioned dozens of times a day. That is just 1 of the awful things I experienced. The absolute worst being, seeing my loved ones faces. I can’t imagine what they had been through. I am now recovering from Open heart surgery. I am a warrior just like your gorgeous boy. I was inspired by Billy and I want to say thank you to you all for sharing your story. Please wear masks everyone, you have no clue what you are risking. 😷
Wishing u a speedy recovery 🙏 ❤
Glad you are still with us and thank you for sharing that story. Perhaps, if people keep hearing the stories then it might sink in eventually that it is not worth the risk.
Sending best wishes from down under! 💕
Sorry you had to go through all that. Hope you are getting better and stronger. Take care.
Meh, dont care. Worse things happen to better people. Sue me.
I'm thankful for these shows for making the news digestible!
Yes, I want 2 puke whenever I hear agent 🍊's voice, with his ehhs every 3 sec.
I've known a few men in my life with over-inflated egos, but none of them can hold a candle to Trump! 🙄 Egomania on steroids!
"Nobody hates losing more than me". Trump would know. He's been doing it all his life.
Trump: "Trust me, I know turkeys, nobody knows turkeys better than me."
His iq is as brilliant as a turkey 🦃 😪
he should just start screaming like a baby one day because it would have the same affect
Me: “Well yeah... it takes one to know one...”
Those aren't turkeys sir... those are chickens that got trapped in your spray booth this morning.
😂😂😂
The "Dreamgirls" is G E N I U S !!!!! Putting that together had to be the best "job" in TV.
Am I the only innocent guy who got "borne"
I’m with you lol
Nope
I was thinking reborn, but then I figured we couldn’t use the “r” twice; so I got stuck lol
Damn, same here.
Same lol
"Wow! All the networks..." 😆
I would gladly drive to D.C. and live stream the secret service removing the former president from the premises.
Pay 4 view would be much easier..would pay almost anything to c agent 🍊, cuffed and in leg irons, being forcibly removed from the premises. Public humiliation is what he truly deserves .
"The most highly anticipated transition since Caitlyn Jenner" 😅😅😅😅😅
underrated joke😂
@@Hayshun definitely 😅😅😅
Better tune into the hearings Democrats not looking good for you 😂 can’t wait to see jimmy Kimmel cry like the beta he is 😢 this is awesome!!!
@@jimbeam1465 WE'RE STILL WAITING 😀😀😀😀😀😀
@@jimbeam1465 HAHA NOPE!
Not crying lol
Harvard aside, did this guy even take the SAT? "Fallacious" took waaay too long.
Yeah very depressing.
Jimmy! Your staff members deserve a raise for that Dream Girls rendition!🤣🤣😂 Absolute Classic!
Anyone else choke on there dinner when they heard him say Santa's on bathsalts?
WOW, Randy Quaid, THAT’S officially the bottom dwelling of RE-Tweeting
Today was the weirdest show ever.
@@NairaRenault Ratio
@@NairaRenault he put cheese burgers and whining into the country and we got rid of him
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@@NairaRenault No dear, tRump is the real evil one.
Honestly Melania was looking at that turkey and thinking “damn... I wish I could be pardoned from the white house”
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Better tune into the hearings Democrats not looking good for you 😂 can’t wait to see jimmy Kimmel cry like the beta he is 😢 this is awesome!!!
Melania is probably thinking: "Oh great, another orange pecker.".
@@markdrum2392 orange billionaire 😂 haters gonna hate
He probably went to “Harvard : Total Landscaping”
When I heard Trump pardons turkey, I immediately thought he pardoned himself.
Do not get your point. But this guy featured is very intelligent☑️
@@bigvalley4987 he means Four Seasons
I got really excited when he said there’s a gift. Man, I miss Oprah.
Yeah, but you have to pay the taxes on it.
Good riddance to her after her arrogant, iggnorant bias against The Royal Family
2:35 When Randy Quaid said, “Adhubcuyuygbh”
I felt that
The "dreamgirls" was so dope!!!
I think trump is more dramatic than Effie
Yeah it was!!! 🤣🤣🤣. I’m still laughing
dang, I can't believe i had to scroll this far to find this comment. It started a little slow, but became "dope" asf! lol
Can’t wait for him to go
Ditto
You and 80,023,306 other Americans 😂
@@hamidrashidi8613 57 more days till America is great again
@@shannoncargo468 And most of the rest of the world.
@@hamidrashidi8613 Are you a little delusional have you seen the news????? He LOST!
Trump says " I'm not leaving the White House until Joe Biden proves he received 80.000.000 votes. Sir! You need to leave!! 🇨🇦🕊
Is this where all the cool Biden supporters hang out?
Lol! The Fresh Turkey from Juliani feathered family... 🍷😆
It’s still hard to believe people voted for him twice.
maybe some people voted trump because it was the better option, not their first choice. stop generalizing
@Alex Alex I am talking about trump vs biden. if you think biden was the better option, you are going to make me laugh
@j.y law could you pls explain why biden is better?
Exactly
The Skit from the Dream Girls Song was TOO DEEP! HATS off to whom ever put it together. Now scat orange tramp!
Trump: "Trust me, I know turkeys, nobody knows turkeys better than me."
Who on earth has that much time to do this.....Thank you because I love it!
That Dreamgirls bit was LEGENDARY!
Now there’s 2 turkeys in the white House, but only 1 of them will get a pardon
And it's the trump turkey....
Trump "I am running against the worst candidate in US history"
Me: True he is clearly running against himself.
No it's old joe the uhhhhhh
@@randomlyrelatable1372 Joe didnt defeat Trump. Trump defeated himself. Joe almost didnt do anything at all.
I do have to give him credit for screwing himself out of votes with his be afraid to vote routine.
I agree that Joe Biden was a total garbage candidate which goes to show how bad Trump is
The "...And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" clip is awesome!
In the shot of Chump, Melania, and the Easter Bunny...is it just me, or does the Bunny look like the MOST presidential person on that balcony?
The Trump music clip, is pretty much - how the world seen, heard and felt - his responses were observed...
grammar here killed me wow
I feel like the Benny Hill theme followed directly by The Imperial March would be a more appropriate representation.
@@bridgecolby At it's core, the sentence is comprehensible.
Pretty much here in Australia 😄
Qqwqqqqw
..an academy award winning performance of Randy Quaid playing The President's Brain. Nominations please
Guniani is the turkey,the best part
He probably would've loved to switch places with the turkey and get a pardon, but law is coming, Donnie.
Lol nice fantasy
@C.H those are the same key people you would change to prosecute Biden 🤔
Gerald Ford pardoning Nixon was probably best for the country. If charges were to be brought, I’m assuming at the state level. They should be based purely on criminal actions versus subjective politics.
@C.H That sounds like wishful thinking.
This fool is sitting up here playing with turkeys. and not giving us a stimulas. Is it december yet? January? No . hmph. LOL
If Kimmel doesn’t get an Emmy this year, then awards have no purpose.
The Commando in Chief did his "Doody" in the Rose Garden.
Dream Girls will never feel the same again.
“WWOOOWWW, all the netwoorrrkssth” 🤣😂that will never get old!
Bennett going for the ol' 'Glasses makes me looks a-smart!' Rick Perry schtick, I see.
Don't forget Sarah Palin, also, too, as well.
Randy Quaid looks and sounds like he's auditioning as a wizard
Yeah, he looks just like a wizard I saw in New Orleans. He was wizzing on a dumpster on Beale Street.
@@matthewking3318 😂😂😂😂😂
ABSOLUTELY LOVES THIS ! HILARIOUS 🤣😍🤩😂😍😂😍😍😍😂😂🤩😍😂😂😂😍
“If I lose I will have lost to the worst candidate in US History”
Doesn’t that make you the worst? If you come second place behind the worst doesn’t that put you as the worst. 😂
Yes
Worst would be the fact that he is an Impeached President who somehow managed to lose the Popular Vote TWICE!
It is his standard. He doesn't accept reality, fighting it tooth and nail, trying to prevent it from seeping in. A lost cause.
Little children to the same. Cover your ears and eyes and start singing very loud and the world can't get to you. Similarly, the boogieman can't penetrate the blanket...
Wishful thinking - not seeing is believing...
@@xoxxobob61 no buddy they tried to impeach him but they didn’t
@@nellyvsthewrld1498 TRUMP was "Impeached" By the House of Representatives he just wasn't convicted & removed from the Presidency by the Senate...Please educate yourself on the process.
A turkey pardoning a turke....that is one of the top ten moment of 2020
2 Turkeys pardoned by a Jive Turkey.
Randy Quaid: “Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm BAAAAAACK! And I’m NUUUUUUTS!”
The aliens probed him.
Hahahah I am losing it seeing that clip of Randy.
@@J_Braz_ Randy looks like the type of guy who probes aliens.
Grow the F$&k up
@@Shells84 cry more
“Look Ma, a giant 264 lb. basted turkey pardoning an actual turkey!”
@j.y law I was being polite. I’m Canadian.
@j.y law too many letters replace "key" with a "D" and you're spot on 😂😂
I loved the dream girls impersonation skit. Genius!!
It’s over, Trump is on his way out❤️
If that Bennet guy actually went to Harvard, then clearly the only entrance requirement is the ability to write a check for 5 figures and have it clear.
That word scramble question was REALLY HARD.
"Oh the networks, oh the networks!"
Trump is the first president to condemn the turkey and pardon himself.
Actually that’s a fowl idea get it foul because it’s a bird
@@jamessparkman6604 Imagine explaining your own joke before anyone reacts to it, wtf dude :D
You ate turkeys too much
I heard one of the turkey was named jimmy
That Rudy bird! 🐦
Finally we are done with the cheeto man
The Dream Girls bit was brilliant!
The moment Jimmy mentions The Bachelorette, I click away. Why dies he find this worth describing?
*melania just looking intently at the turkey
no one :
literally no one :
us internet : if you need help, blink twice :))
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol F Melania though. She doesn’t want help, she’s part of it.
Hi
She assumes a pose... that’s it!
Jimmy: What did you major in Harvard?
contestant from the bachelorette: Government.
Well that explains everything.
🍷 Amen to that..!
I was like. Yeah, that makes sense.
I'm not American. Our uni's offer Political Science degrees. Never heard of a "government" degree!
We like (GOT7) an international pop group. We want to see them in your show and be very happy about that.
Bennett is the ultimate proof that Smart Glasses do worth the purchase!
After January 20 treat Trump like Alex Jones. Irrelevant.
Maybe like Alex he'll be seen shouting at a dog turd in the street.
Yes, the best response 2 a FOOL, is silence..
So when are they going to prosecute this clown
I love the "And I am Telling You". LMFAO
Your face is orange, The states are blue,
This is a turkey, and so, Sir, are you.
Who's gonna pardon the 3rd turkey who's orange?
No body will,
ffs that was two of the most unoriginal jokes i've ever heard forced together
For the scramble I was thinking "borne" which is a word but I wasn't thinking like a bachelor
Same
Me too because of Matt Damon tbh
GENIUS
Ohhh Jimmy!!... PLEASE more Positivity!! ~ No Need for Scare tactics ANYMORE
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was a super high stakes game for that Harvard guy. Whether he knew it or not, his entire reputation and future was on the line.
There was like 4 people out there. They're tired of this.
Lol what impersonating thanksgiving turkey on gulliani..🤣🤣🤣canthold my big laugh my fren..👍🏼👍🏼
He is so comical!!
This fool is sitting up here playing with turkeys. and not giving us a stimulas. Is it december yet? January? No . hmph. LOL
i mean to be fair pelosi blocked it i thought.. but i feel you for sure
But he's Jesus! He's gonna take one turkey and feed all of us!!!
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA OPEN MY CANAL BAAAAHAHAH!
I’m not even from the US and even I know the turkey thing happens every year. Not just Trump.
@@SirTomFoolery umm, try again...it's been mitch McConnell the entire time.
"Bye bye " lmao
DECEITFUL DAMN IT!
"I'm a tremendous loser. I'm the biggest loser that God ever created."
djtRUMP was the "chosen one" to LOSE.
@@gingermiller1087 and Biden cheated he should never be elected
@@andrewcarey5359 no
I saw it on FOUX NEWS. It must be true.
@@leonardochapman4736 exactly, tell them straight. Love from Australia
At this point they may really have to make another white house and use a crane to move Trump.
Throw him in the bunker🤷🏻♂️ he knows his way around there
Jimmy suggested building a replica in Las Vegas. I suggested building one in Disney...either one will work...:)
Didn't know Vic Berger was on the JKL writing staff! That T**** montage was pure gold (even T**** would like it!)
That's the BEST rendition of that song! LMAO
And in related news: Chump was found to have recently had his name legally changed to Cobb Turkey.
he should just start screaming like a baby one day because it would have the same affect
Didn't you see the second to last debate? He did that already.
@@BeckyNosferatu LMAOOO
Love the compilation for the song.
The first turkey basted with Grecian Formula. That's hilarious!
That Rudy head on the turkey was Lindsay Anderson style crazy!
Of course Donnie retweeted Randy... I bet he's a card carrying Q member now.
Q: what you eat when there's only wilted lettuce in the fridge. Q: the Charlie Sheen of sane Hollywood druggie pedophiles. Q: the standard by which all other Russian nuclear safety protocols will be judged. Q: the Tonya Harding of truth in the field of skating on very thin ice.
Randy Quaid IS Q
@@fionatanzer5270 Quaaazzy!
Better tune into the hearings Democrats not looking good for you 😂 can’t wait to see jimmy Kimmel cry like the beta he is 😢 this is awesome!!!
OMG!!!! I love the dream girls bit!!!!! OMG! So great!!
Who are these people who have the time to filter through videos to find the right pieces to paste together to make a song!? They have the patience of Job!
I thought Mitch was the turkey. He looks, sounds and thinks like one
Yes.. even M. Savage, a lunatic right wing radio talk show host, refers to Mitch as the:gobbler'
"I'm the best president that God ever created." LMFAO.. .
God has a lot to answer for. No wonder his voicemail has been full for over 2000 years.
Saying "He's never seen the questions before" (or whatever) already made me believe he was going to get them all right. It's kind of a big give away lol
OMG that music clip was priceless LOL
Putting Rudy's head on turkey is great for him to avoid tucking his shirt and changing Donny diaper all the time..
🎀❤️❤️
'he' is only staying at the White House because he doesn't want to be too far away from 'his' Bunker.🦃
also.....
'He' has already started SQUATTER-GATE....
'he' just hasn't told anyone yet!
Australia 🇦🇺
OMG - 6 COMMERCIALS IN 13 MINUTES - WHATS GOING ON!