Senchou might be a easy to cheer yet demanding GF, but definitely will be the best wife material ❤ easy to cheer her up have fun everyday, can talk sensitive topics with her openly and she knows everything related, able to do fun stuffs together at day and night💗 BEST WIFE
Yeah, when you listen to her talking bit more seriously, she is actually really sensible. Not to mention she is quite open-minded, knows how to communicate... also, honestly we are similar age from her "ancient" knowledge and taste for shows...
In all honesty, among the pool here this is an easy choice. Even if it weren't these other four, Marine is top 3 wife material. She has the emotional and experience maturity to be an understanding and equal partner in a healthy relationship. The others are too PON or a literal princess.
Unironically, Chloe is second best wife material out of these 5, but she does lack some experience and maturity to be a good wife, but that will come with time. The other 3 are completely out xD
To be fair, given the choices, I'd have put Miko there too. 😂 Kanata and Chloe have concerning habits (one has a very dirty room, the other is dirty) and years of Luna = baby programming is hard to undo.
I'm a 35P but I voted Marine for the best wife because I can only see Mikochi as a daughter. Also, Marine roasting Chloe at the end was so savage and funny lol
@@Jinrou_Yumeno Clean up after herself too. I remembered her saying something about a housekeeper who tidied her room. Not long after, Kanata’s room became messy again.
As 35p, i voted miko for good wife because i felt miko a home you can come back to when life gets tough, she will treat you with kindness and suprising you by caring about the little things, miko childish personality easy to make you moodboster every day, and you can 't get bored of it and last ofc because her maturity amaze me, i think she will be good wife and a good mother
"The girl with the messiest room" Chloe "The girl who seems strong if she becomes a magical girl" Miko "The girl who seems demanding when in a relationship" Miko "The girl who looks easy-going girl" Marine "If the gender were male, who will receive chocolates the most" Kanata "The girl who will be a good wife when she gets married" By process of elimination, Kanata
Marine isn't really all that demanding, she has high standards perhaps, but she is very sensible and not really the capricious type. She likes to act that way, but in her case it is purely an act.
Luna would make a perfect waifu material, she already can cook, plays trendy games even the games that aren't casual gamers friendly, programing COBOL at 0yo, imagine what she can do when she about 18. (However long that's gonna take)
I can't see her as wife at all, she really doesn't have the nurturing and caring qualities you'd want from a wife. Even Pekora is a much better candidate
thanks for the translation, much appreciated. Chloe kinda lost out on his survey, some of the results surprised me like who'd be the most demanding, but others seemed spot on
If you often watch marine zatsu stream you know she is the best wife material out of 5 but mikochi also a caring person she show it mostly on her member stream tho. P. S: This is definitely not a promotion to her membership 😂
Very fair enough, marine is the best wife among that girls, she had everything you need, beauty, cute, sexy, Aggresive (maybe) and a little bit of menhera.
I think my picks would be: "The girl with the messiest room" Chloe "The girl who seems strong if she becomes a magical girl" Marine "The girl who seems demanding when in a relationship" Chloe "The girl who looks easy-going girl" Miko "If the gender were male, who will receive chocolates the most" Kanata "The girl who will be a good wife when she gets married" Kanata Kanata seems to be the most dependable, without being too needy, it would be Miko, but she's a bit too Pon.
I feel Chloe got picked last as she's basically the girl guys want to have fun with before settling down with say Mio Luna may have gotten a better shake on her channel as first impression is "baby" Honestly none hold a candle to the real high grade wives in Hololive
For Gawr Gura, Marine and Chloe is her best wifes and mistresses. For Haachama and me, Miko is our best wife. For Iroha and Ayame, Kanata is their best girlfriend. For Subaru, Luna is her girlfriend forever. ❤❤❤❤❤
During one section 「チョロい」is translated as "easy-going." チョロい literally means simple or obvious, but in a romantic context, it's often used to describe a person who's is simple to handle or is gullible to simple romantic gestures. It's not that they themselves are being described as easy-going, more that the listeners feel that the could more easily sway them back to being happy if they were to get angry.
The last question got me bit wanting to debate. I'm not even an avid Kanata viewer but I'm sure she's best waifu. The way she treats her friends?? 101/100 and this the person she chooses to marry in the future? The sweetness would be out the charts. I'm a big marine miko viewer but man oh man Kanata you sweet perfect child
Geez, everyone is clearly working off of a gross idea of a wife as someone who does chores and stuff for you. If you get that out of your head you can see that Chloe would be a great wife. Just think about it, you could take her for walks, pet her, play fetch... wait a second.
@@sasi5841 excellent eye there. Yes you have spotted that the joke is the dramatic irony of the third sentence mirroring the opinion which is presented as "gross" in the first.
honestly kanata and miko is really good wife material. kanata with superdarling attentiveness and miko with fun cute moments. but in the end best way to preserve happy marriage is good sexual life with your wife whenever you need.
I thought Miko would get the last place together with Luna I can only see both of them as a daughter. As stinky as Chloe is, she has one of the most beautiful character design in hololive. So I thought she should get higher places. I guess not having good hygiene habits can really turn people off.
“I don’t think Marine is good wife material. The polls show she’s the most demanding girl of them all!” Marine: [drift boosts into view while blasting Eminem] “When did you get those poll results? Those results are outdated…I had a second poll done yesterday, at my request! It turns out I am extremely easygoing!” [fixes her cravat]
Miko is way too pon to be a wife. She would be adorable, but she needs to be taken care of as much as a daughter, so she really isn't fit to be a wife lmao.
I actually agreed Senchou is demanding. Remember the criteria before us Ichimi can marry her? 😂 That aside, I purposely chose Chloe who is apparently number 2. It’s quite the opposite, really. I demand her to shower. I demand her to care about her room being messy due to not bathing or at least showering. 😂 Edit: I chose Chloe as easy-going because of her refusal to bath or at least shower. 😂 Edit 2: I chose Senchou as my wife. My, not our, since we each probably chose differently. Anyway, I am loyal to Senchou despite how horny she is. Good listener, gives good advice and so. I can see why Chloe is last. Stinky. 😂 Luna-hime is a HoloBaby. FBI! 👀 Mikochi does make a good wife in her own right but you better keep an eye on her cooking (i.e. fire) and an ear on her Elite language (i.e. FAQ). 😂 Kanata will crush you if you anger her or call her fla- 🪦
The marriage question basically a popularity contets hence why Marine won and Miko came in 2nd. They have the most followers from this group so they'll have the most ppl wanting to marry them. And Chloe and Kanata are the most butt end of a joke members in all Hololive, always getting roasted or catching strays lol. Chloe bc of bathing and hand writing, Kanata bc Flat and Gorilla. But that only makes it much more satisfying when they outperform their peers in something and they get the last laugh!
Luna is funny, really intelligent but not arrogant or insecure about showing it off. And seems tidy and focused. She'd probably be a pretty good wife.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
don't forget the most important part! she likes to cook and is good at it!!
Her rooms are indeed tidy. The problem with Luna is that she is, unironically, quite caculative and emotional-detached.
@@ageha6607 That just makes her relatable.
Marine roasting Chloe at the end is savage lol. Why do you have to worry about her bathing when she's an orca?
You can say that Chloe probably felt… salty. 😎
@@user-fg9oy3uo3h Takodachi spotted lol.
marine sencho's comment on chloe made me laugh uncontrollably. 🤭
You'd need a good scrubbing if you haven't bathed in so long that barnacles are attached to your entire body.
@@user-fg9oy3uo3h Takodachi spotted lol.
Senchou might be a easy to cheer yet demanding GF, but definitely will be the best wife material ❤ easy to cheer her up have fun everyday, can talk sensitive topics with her openly and she knows everything related, able to do fun stuffs together at day and night💗 BEST WIFE
Yeah, when you listen to her talking bit more seriously, she is actually really sensible.
Not to mention she is quite open-minded, knows how to communicate...
also, honestly we are similar age from her "ancient" knowledge and taste for shows...
In all honesty, among the pool here this is an easy choice.
Even if it weren't these other four, Marine is top 3 wife material. She has the emotional and experience maturity to be an understanding and equal partner in a healthy relationship. The others are too PON or a literal princess.
Unironically, Chloe is second best wife material out of these 5, but she does lack some experience and maturity to be a good wife, but that will come with time. The other 3 are completely out xD
Not to mention the ichimi just want her to settle down and be happy (I think this was the result of one of her surveys).
Her type of hubby is literally those who're accustomed to taking care of elderly
Im suprised Miko get no.2 in "Best wife candidate" and small different result with Marine.
Tbf it was hosted on Miko’s channel
It was rigged lol
To be fair, given the choices, I'd have put Miko there too. 😂 Kanata and Chloe have concerning habits (one has a very dirty room, the other is dirty) and years of Luna = baby programming is hard to undo.
It's because she's Sui-chan's wife(at least in many people's minds)
Marine is the "we have been married five years and the sparks still fly" wife, but Miko is the newlywed wife.
Kanataso 10/10 wife
Bye bye PP?
When you need jars opened and shower heads changed.
Agreed 💯
@@maqywhaqM belike 😂
@@maqywhaq💀
I'm a 35P but I voted Marine for the best wife because I can only see Mikochi as a daughter. Also, Marine roasting Chloe at the end was so savage and funny lol
Kanatan is best wife
You know it, baby
She has a flaw. A messy room. So you have to do a lot of cleaning.
@@user-fg9oy3uo3h Clean up after her pet rabbits. I don't mind
@@Jinrou_Yumeno
Clean up after herself too. I remembered her saying something about a housekeeper who tidied her room. Not long after, Kanata’s room became messy again.
Kanata is a husband not a wife lol, if you want to take care of her as a house-husband then she’s your choice
Never thought I would ever heard stinky booba in my entire life.
i love marinrin above all, she is just perfect
yay!
As 35p, i voted miko for good wife because i felt miko a home you can come back to when life gets tough, she will treat you with kindness and suprising you by caring about the little things, miko childish personality easy to make you moodboster every day, and you can 't get bored of it and last ofc because her maturity amaze me, i think she will be good wife and a good mother
thank you for the clip!
2:07 look at marine face www
I love how accurate it shows their emmotions now
Poor Chloe, number one in my heart lol.
I love to have a cheeky girlfriend like Chloe or Kanata but tbh for wife material it's Marine
what about her is wife material i’m so lost- i thought kanata would win for sure
Kanata proved her wife worthy ness multiple times via Coco's streams.
Luna-Tan best wife
I correctly predicted the results for all those questions lmao
LMAO Marine’s face at 2:11
I would pick Miko for best wife anyday.
I'd vote Kanata as wife, not sure why. Also "your oppai are dirty" was a savage roast, geez Senchou xD
"The girl with the messiest room" Chloe
"The girl who seems strong if she becomes a magical girl" Miko
"The girl who seems demanding when in a relationship" Miko
"The girl who looks easy-going girl" Marine
"If the gender were male, who will receive chocolates the most" Kanata
"The girl who will be a good wife when she gets married" By process of elimination, Kanata
This comment session is pretty cultured already it seems but imma repeat:
Kanatan is perfect wife material💯
Luna 10/10 wife 🍬
Luna Hime best wife 100%
Marine the most demanding but probably best wife material
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Dunno about that, but that would be true of Choco-sensei, many quirks, but EX Wife rank
@@Fishman465 - The wife that lives in a different house.
Marine isn't really all that demanding, she has high standards perhaps, but she is very sensible and not really the capricious type. She likes to act that way, but in her case it is purely an act.
@@luka188 but many go off first impressions and none really have wifey ones
For Kanataso I would give a entire chocolate factory...
..and bring each hoompa loompa too.
Luna would make a perfect waifu material, she already can cook, plays trendy games even the games that aren't casual gamers friendly, programing COBOL at 0yo, imagine what she can do when she about 18. (However long that's gonna take)
Happy Valentines Day to Hololive
You see, its not just because Senchou is, well, Senchou, but because she's kind, caring and very wise
Nah, it's because of the Lewd, it's that simple.
Kanataso best husbando confirmed
I mean, I've seen enough fan art / dj where PPTenshi got very impressive....body part...down there
I think guys underestimate how difficult it would be to keep up with marine’s libido
"Your boobs are dirty"
🤣
I think kanata would be good wife
You think right brother!
She has a flaw. A messy room. So you have to do a lot of cleaning.
@@user-fg9oy3uo3h - And her awful fashion sense.
I can't see her as wife at all, she really doesn't have the nurturing and caring qualities you'd want from a wife. Even Pekora is a much better candidate
@@luka188 you must be new then
I prefer Luna because she is a princess and her sound is cute
Man you gat to be at least Prince of England to meet her demands
@@nekozaemon3803 lmao
thanks for the translation, much appreciated. Chloe kinda lost out on his survey, some of the results surprised me like who'd be the most demanding, but others seemed spot on
anyone who has heard Luna's voice acting knows she's the real number one
I choose luna because her gaming taste similar to me
Chloe: talks about how she has no interest in getting married. Also Chloe: surprised no one thinks she would be a good wife
Hm… I have no interest in getting married either. And I won’t marry her anyway because, as how Gura will put it:
Stinky
😂
otanoshimi body 😂😂😂
IMO marine would be wife, chloe is ex-GF, miko, kanata and luna would be 1st, 2nd and 3rd daughter
Chloe with her "nande" is iconic with how much she gets roasted 😂
Also, I agree with Marine being the best wife
They are sorted by age.
If you often watch marine zatsu stream you know she is the best wife material out of 5 but mikochi also a caring person she show it mostly on her member stream tho.
P. S: This is definitely not a promotion to her membership 😂
2:07 people's choice best wife Senchou with the surprised pikachu face.
5:10 www very brutal counter
Very fair enough, marine is the best wife among that girls, she had everything you need, beauty, cute, sexy, Aggresive (maybe) and a little bit of menhera.
Marine is 100% wife material.
I think my picks would be:
"The girl with the messiest room" Chloe
"The girl who seems strong if she becomes a magical girl" Marine
"The girl who seems demanding when in a relationship" Chloe
"The girl who looks easy-going girl" Miko
"If the gender were male, who will receive chocolates the most" Kanata
"The girl who will be a good wife when she gets married" Kanata
Kanata seems to be the most dependable, without being too needy, it would be Miko, but she's a bit too Pon.
Marine, 2,000% wife material.
What do you mean "surprising"? These are exactly the expected answers.
those who know kaichou, knows kanata 😂 roomba incident says it all
"Your boobs are dirty" GOD DAMN SENCHOU GOT NO CHILL
I guessed 5/6 right except for the magical girl I thought it would be Kanata cause she's already a tenshi
5:08 did marine just tell us the flavor of orca TKB? XD
I would marry chloe any day.
I feel Chloe got picked last as she's basically the girl guys want to have fun with before settling down with say Mio
Luna may have gotten a better shake on her channel as first impression is "baby"
Honestly none hold a candle to the real high grade wives in Hololive
Choroi is more like simple-minded, easily deceived person. 'Easy-going" is 'relaxed', 'happy-go-lucky' type of person.
though i would choose Chloe on best wife material
Dirty? Its called flavoring. Anyways i would have vote marine as number one but honestly would put chloe at second.
Same, out of these 5, chloe is second by a mile, the other 3 really aren't suitable at all lmao
Poor Chloe, she just has a little extra seasoning is all.
3:58
Marine insult broke me XD
I love strong french cheeses so Chloe is the one for me.
Marine wife bias, Nene could balance out the votes 🤣
chloe is cute feel bad for her
For Gawr Gura, Marine and Chloe is her best wifes and mistresses.
For Haachama and me, Miko is our best wife.
For Iroha and Ayame, Kanata is their best girlfriend.
For Subaru, Luna is her girlfriend forever.
❤❤❤❤❤
ofcourse, holoviewers, men and ladies would agree that marine sencho is the best "wife."
we all love maririn. 🥰
miko please be my wife
During one section 「チョロい」is translated as "easy-going." チョロい literally means simple or obvious, but in a romantic context, it's often used to describe a person who's is simple to handle or is gullible to simple romantic gestures. It's not that they themselves are being described as easy-going, more that the listeners feel that the could more easily sway them back to being happy if they were to get angry.
Chloe 🥰🥰
The last question got me bit wanting to debate. I'm not even an avid Kanata viewer but I'm sure she's best waifu. The way she treats her friends?? 101/100 and this the person she chooses to marry in the future? The sweetness would be out the charts. I'm a big marine miko viewer but man oh man Kanata you sweet perfect child
Considering this is Miko channel and Marine being the most popular JP hololiver, Katata ranking and % is really high
Geez, everyone is clearly working off of a gross idea of a wife as someone who does chores and stuff for you. If you get that out of your head you can see that Chloe would be a great wife. Just think about it, you could take her for walks, pet her, play fetch... wait a second.
Congratulations you just demoted women from humans to pets.
@@sasi5841 excellent eye there. Yes you have spotted that the joke is the dramatic irony of the third sentence mirroring the opinion which is presented as "gross" in the first.
Late to party, i understand the joke also, but what’s the point you try to prove here?
i thought the only answer to this question is Yagoo.
marine
Marine : That's what happened when you're not taking a bath!
Miko : Tashi--
Tashikani? Welp thats true??? PFFFFFT
I would 10000001% have sakamata as a wife :”)
Kanatan Is The Best Wife And Also Definitely Not Lesbian
well as wife material from 5 of them i would choose marine ofc,
honestly kanata and miko is really good wife material. kanata with superdarling attentiveness and miko with fun cute moments.
but in the end best way to preserve happy marriage is good sexual life with your wife whenever you need.
I thought Miko would get the last place together with Luna I can only see both of them as a daughter.
As stinky as Chloe is, she has one of the most beautiful character design in hololive. So I thought she should get higher places. I guess not having good hygiene habits can really turn people off.
Marine deserves that win, but only 5% for Chloe? people just don't appreciate a good stinky gamer girl anymore sadge
So Kanata is better as a husband than a wife lol
Funny thing that they chosen most cheating person as their best wife
“I don’t think Marine is good wife material. The polls show she’s the most demanding girl of them all!”
Marine: [drift boosts into view while blasting Eminem] “When did you get those poll results? Those results are outdated…I had a second poll done yesterday, at my request! It turns out I am extremely easygoing!” [fixes her cravat]
Why can I feel some Miles Edgeworth vibe there?
🤣🤣🤣
Clearly Mikopi Manipulation.
Did people forget Marine wants to have like 10 kids ? I am not dealing with all of that lol.
She said later that in reality she wants 3 kids
@@kacpergot100 I knew she was joking but didn't hear about her actual reasonable number lol.
Got all correct except the last one. I think Marine loses to Miko in a wife-ness scale because she is more prone to emotional swings.
And that’s what makes Senchou all the more adorkable.
Miko is way too pon to be a wife. She would be adorable, but she needs to be taken care of as much as a daughter, so she really isn't fit to be a wife lmao.
Mmhm.. dirty oppai
🤮
I actually agreed Senchou is demanding. Remember the criteria before us Ichimi can marry her? 😂
That aside, I purposely chose Chloe who is apparently number 2. It’s quite the opposite, really. I demand her to shower. I demand her to care about her room being messy due to not bathing or at least showering. 😂
Edit: I chose Chloe as easy-going because of her refusal to bath or at least shower. 😂
Edit 2: I chose Senchou as my wife. My, not our, since we each probably chose differently. Anyway, I am loyal to Senchou despite how horny she is. Good listener, gives good advice and so.
I can see why Chloe is last. Stinky. 😂
Luna-hime is a HoloBaby. FBI! 👀
Mikochi does make a good wife in her own right but you better keep an eye on her cooking (i.e. fire) and an ear on her Elite language (i.e. FAQ). 😂
Kanata will crush you if you anger her or call her fla- 🪦
Luna-hime is the kind of holobaby who takes you in rides with her Harley and fix your COBOL code :V
@@CEOAmaterasu
And also makes herself drunk so that she is immune to horror.
The marriage question basically a popularity contets hence why Marine won and Miko came in 2nd. They have the most followers from this group so they'll have the most ppl wanting to marry them.
And Chloe and Kanata are the most butt end of a joke members in all Hololive, always getting roasted or catching strays lol. Chloe bc of bathing and hand writing, Kanata bc Flat and Gorilla. But that only makes it much more satisfying when they outperform their peers in something and they get the last laugh!
Marine may be a troublesome woman, but she's got plenty of good wife qualities. Don't give up, Senchou. 🫡
"your boobs are dirty" 🤣🤣🤣