Funny thing. When I was living in Colorado we had to go to the bar to watch South Park. Because you could only get it on satellite. Talk about the stone age.
I went to my great aunt's funeral when I was 12 and she lived near la junta. As soon as I arrived at the airport in Denver, I talked about how everything was like south park (no joke, I actually saw Kyle's mom) Then my sisters got too pissed off and I stopped. Still, we are at casa bonita and they had a paper decoration of cartman I instantly took a picture of
Kyle :I have to sit on it because of my hemorrhoid. Ouh. --Kyle looks angry-- Stan : He he. Sorry. Their friendship is so wholesome not like with cartman lmao.
If Cartman wanted to ride the rides alone why did he sell the park? He could have just closed the part two days a week so he could go alone and then he would still have a park to go to alone
Eric Cartman: So - I like to present my Amusement Park at 5% stock for 1 M Shark Tank: 🤨 Cartman: Ok! 20% stock! Shark: Are you getting any profit margins? Maintenance costs ? Employee payrolls ? Cartman: Uhh. Kevin: I’m out.
Kyles should’ve simply been thinking on how Cartman is paying the electric bill for his amusement park. Then maybe he wouldn’t of gotten so Sick and just been waiting to laugh in his face. Because after the purchase the rest of his inheritance would be a drop in the bucket just with the bill to turn everything on long before maintenance issues or the commercial etc.
You know what is weird Cartman could buy an entire theme park with 100 rollercoasters and food stands in the park and an entire ad on a one million dollar budget
Amusement part always gives me this giddy feeling and has for years. I feel like a little kid again. The only other thing that can do this for me is music. You know bands like Delta Parole, that music takes me back the most.
S5 probably does have the most great episodes per season, it's got towelie, Kyle's cousin, how to eat w your butt, a bunch of episodes. That and when butters catches a ninja star to the eye
The punishment Cartman gets at the end is so perfect and Biblical. If he was smart he would’ve invested that money and let it grow to make him a multimillionaire. Instead he was so blinded by his own stupidity and pettiness that by the end he lost everything and owed the government even more money.
Remembering how it ended up for Cartman, I would play it differently. I would buy another amusement park. And nobody would be able to come. Especially Stan and Kyle
That's right! Because, in Cartmanland, only Eric Cartman can get in! Which means Cartman and only Cartman can ride the all-new Tornado Twister! A roller coaster that splashes in the water! Wow! It's the greatest amusement park in the Colorado area, and no one can come! Especially Stan and Kyle! HA HA HA! So, get yourself over to Cartmanland right now! But, don't plan on getting past the parking lot, because remember: So much to do at Cartmanland, but you can't come! Especially you, Stan and Kyle.
I hate theme parks, but I would have a rule for an amphitheater, you have to come for all the acts or you dont get to see the headliner. Local bands need attention too.
Really? So come on down to Cartmanland now? Saying that then saying you can't come again and saying not to even get passed the parking lot after saying come on down? Wow… Just messes with my head… Also… You, only Eric Cartman, can only enjoy his own land…
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From cartmanland (2001) from season 5
from Cartmanland (2001) From season 5
This is the best commercial of Cartmanland you can't come especially Stan and Kyle
Lol
😂😂😂
yeah! Cartman is the only one that can play around his own park. and Stan and Kyle can't come! Taken From Cartmanland (2001) Season 5
Na na na na naa na.
Ha ha ha ha haa ha.
@@edgewatersbestguitarist1524 yeah! That's something Cartman would say..
The fact that he made a commercial just to tell everyone they aren't allowed in is just so hilariously petty.
Yeah! And very selfish as well.
@@amaniwhite9622 it's eric cartman, what do you expect?? Do you expect him to be nice to his friends??
@@Realjustinbaker of course not! He's always like this so this shouldn't be a big surprise!
@@amaniwhite9622 it's one of the reasons why he's my favorite character on south park
@@Realjustinbaker 😐.... I guess!
Cartman is such a sociopath but we wouldn't trade it for anything.
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet TH-camr. Thanks for being a fan, dear tra
@@AxxLAfriku I... I don't know if this is an insult or a troll comment. Congratulations, you have bested me. I bid you farewell.
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@@steele_heart77 It's not a troll comment, it has problems.
AxxL what the fuck is going on
“And the best part is, you can’t come!”
Left me dead!
"Especially Stan and Kyle"
Funny thing. When I was living in Colorado we had to go to the bar to watch South Park. Because you could only get it on satellite. Talk about the stone age.
I went to my great aunt's funeral when I was 12 and she lived near la junta. As soon as I arrived at the airport in Denver, I talked about how everything was like south park (no joke, I actually saw Kyle's mom)
Then my sisters got too pissed off and I stopped.
Still, we are at casa bonita and they had a paper decoration of cartman I instantly took a picture of
to be fair: Cartman would’ve been able to pay the security guard and fixed the rides had he not spent any money for the commercial lmao
Cartman just wants an amusement park for himself, just leave him alone hahah
exactly. he owned its so he can have the amusement park all by himself.
“And the best part is, YOU CAN’T COME!”
Especially Stan and Kyle
KeyboardKrazy49 ESPECIALLY STAN AND KYLE
Cartman's narcissism really shines here.
lel 😆
I like how he spend every penny on this amusement park but still paid for this commercial
If this was an ad for a toilet paper themed 'empty' amusement park, people would line up early morning like crazy.
Love the fact that he wasted tons of money on a commercial just to taunt 2 people.
We would all do that if we could
Kyle :I have to sit on it because of my hemorrhoid. Ouh.
--Kyle looks angry--
Stan : He he. Sorry.
Their friendship is so wholesome not like with cartman lmao.
Cartman is the best whenever he's being the worst
He´s the absoIute definition of he´s so bad he´s *good!*
This is probably something I would do if I had an amusement park like that 😂🤪
I think we all would if given the opportunity
I thought I would see Casa Bonita a second there. Honestly the best episode ever.
"Casa Bonita" premiered on South Park two years after "Cartmanland".
@DEthe5150 A nice fact for the general audience, since I’ve seen every episode lol
Casa Bonita!
Casa Bonita!
Food and fun for everyone
@@edgewatersbestguitarist1524
And who invited you?
"Wow! It's the greatest amusement park in the Colorado area! And no body can go! Especially Stan and Kyle! :D" 😂😂😂 I love it
I honestly want stan and kyle to have some more cute moments-
0:26 YOU CAN’T COME!
I remember watching this episode when it first came out & I laughed my butt off at this clip.
It still makes me laugh, to this day...
Very accurate depiction of everything going on right now.
PlayStation watching this be like: Write that down, write that down!!!
If Cartman wanted to ride the rides alone why did he sell the park? He could have just closed the part two days a week so he could go alone and then he would still have a park to go to alone
Best part is..YOU CANT COME 😂
Eric Cartman: So - I like to present my Amusement Park at 5% stock for 1 M
Shark Tank: 🤨
Cartman: Ok! 20% stock!
Shark: Are you getting any profit margins? Maintenance costs ? Employee payrolls ?
Cartman: Uhh.
Kevin: I’m out.
Kyles should’ve simply been thinking on how Cartman is paying the electric bill for his amusement park. Then maybe he wouldn’t of gotten so Sick and just been waiting to laugh in his face. Because after the purchase the rest of his inheritance would be a drop in the bucket just with the bill to turn everything on long before maintenance issues or the commercial etc.
You know what is weird Cartman could buy an entire theme park with 100 rollercoasters and food stands in the park and an entire ad on a one million dollar budget
This is from 2001.
Wow cartman so greedy wood not even let ur own friends in me and kyle
Stan: THAT DOES IT! C'mon, dude.
Kyle: Where we going?
One of the Best episodes of all time
Amusement part always gives me this giddy feeling and has for years. I feel like a little kid again. The only other thing that can do this for me is music. You know bands like Delta Parole, that music takes me back the most.
"We're getting in that fat asses' park whether he likes it or not"
LOUD GUITAR TWANG WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER
I'm Sure Disney Would Be Proud Of This Episode 🤔
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE, MR. CARTMAN!
I would love to see somebody try this in real life
Elon Musk or Trump would totally do this. Cut from the same cloth as Cartman.
Michael Jackson did
@@larrytr100 oof
I would do a commercial like this and I love how Cartman made a commercial to taunt Stan and Kyle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can not wait for the new episodes to come out!
Very first episode of South Park I ever saw.
This is also why Casa Bonita isn't open to the public 3 months after they said it would be..
If you want to explain cartmans character to someone send them this clip
Could we have the delered scenes either pls ?
I literally watched this episode last night 😂😂
Cartman just wants an amusement park just for him. I wish I could come but I can’t. 😂😂
Season 5 is the best season.
S5 probably does have the most great episodes per season, it's got towelie, Kyle's cousin, how to eat w your butt, a bunch of episodes.
That and when butters catches a ninja star to the eye
@@edgewatersbestguitarist1524 Good times with weapons is a s8 episode.
Nobody Can Go Especially SUPERVILLAINS
This channel has posted a new video once again. This is a great day for Canada and therefore the world.
You know I’m beginning to suspect that Cartman isn’t such a great guy after all.
He's basically the devil of South Park, while the actual Satan being more "good "than him
@@RandomChannel69 I remember the “Chili Con Carne” episode.
The punishment Cartman gets at the end is so perfect and Biblical. If he was smart he would’ve invested that money and let it grow to make him a multimillionaire. Instead he was so blinded by his own stupidity and pettiness that by the end he lost everything and owed the government even more money.
He's more spoiled and meanie. - Butters Stotch.
Always a priceless moment in my books.
robtop with 2.2:
when you signed up for a one-week business training course
This is such a great commercial. The place would be packed with contrarians.
Cartmanland rules:
you can’t come....especially Stan and Kyle
Remembering how it ended up for Cartman, I would play it differently. I would buy another amusement park. And nobody would be able to come. Especially Stan and Kyle
And the best part is, YOU CAN’T COME!!! 😂🤣💀
That's right! Because, in Cartmanland, only Eric Cartman can get in! Which means Cartman and only Cartman can ride the all-new Tornado Twister! A roller coaster that splashes in the water! Wow!
It's the greatest amusement park in the Colorado area, and no one can come! Especially Stan and Kyle! HA HA HA! So, get yourself over to Cartmanland right now! But, don't plan on getting past the parking lot, because remember: So much to do at Cartmanland, but you can't come! Especially you, Stan and Kyle.
I think Cartman was banned from the park by the time he was throwing rocks at the wall.
Why would people DISLIKE this....
Because they cannot go to Cartmanland.
Cause THEY CAN’T COME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hate theme parks, but I would have a rule for an amphitheater, you have to come for all the acts or you dont get to see the headliner. Local bands need attention too.
This reminds me of that one level in Ace Attorney. (You know which one if you played it.)
I dare everyone in the comment section to see what disneyland ride references that you see in cartman land
Space 220 in a nutshell.
Wow all that work he put into making that commercial just to tell them they can't come.......truly spiteful.
Are they making any show any more
You just got to wait
But You Can Come
elitch gardens would NEVER
That's it I had enough of Cartman his evil empire will end! 👿
I miss Cartman's old voice!
How I wish this existed
That TV tho
"Greatest Amusement Park in the Colorado Area"
Not a false statement considering they have Elitch Gardens ;)
There is this park in a place called colareedo
i love south park
Especially VILLAINS
I think the reason why they released south park clips is because season 24
Really? So come on down to Cartmanland now? Saying that then saying you can't come again and saying not to even get passed the parking lot after saying come on down? Wow… Just messes with my head… Also… You, only Eric Cartman, can only enjoy his own land…
You guys can't come to my park ha ha
USAA ads be like
You would think they would build a real one they have 900 Million USD with their new deal with Paramount guess they'll too busy?
You godam LAZY HACKS! Give us NEW episodes already!
What's the point of putting it on a commercial then😂🤣
Funny
The Best Day Ever
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What!!!,
@@SMH-Animates-Official
He's lying
@@paulreviews7538 oh
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You can come
So how are things going at cartmans theme park?!!
Well that’s what Kyle gays for not inviting Cartman to Cosa Bonita
So how are things going at cartmans theme park?
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2020 will be such a good year for South Park because of all the things happening
It's a bot. They keep spamming these comments around.
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Reminds me of Disneyland
How did Cartman got a park?
He inherited 1m from his late grandma
Hey I just watched this episode.
Cool
I miss early SP
0:21 at first that looks like pee
The yellow thing is the slide
Aired on July 27 2001
LOL!
I mean, its better than Elitch or Lakeside
What season is this
Season 5
Sounds like a trap.